00:00What's an ape doing competing in yellow humor?
00:03Why did Junior, Takeshi's assistant, cut his hair?
00:07Why has the entire Kudeiro family reunited?
00:09These and other questions will be answered in today's program.
00:18The Chinese Kudeiro is here
00:20If we win, we'll laugh.
00:23You run to Takiba without stopping
00:26Yellow humor will find
00:29Welcome once again to the show with the most hits per square meter on world television.
00:39We have received thousands, what do I say thousands?
00:42Millions of emails from fans asking us about the secrets of yellow humor.
00:46For example, where do the presenters eat?
00:48What are yellow humor toilets like?
00:50Does Takeshi shower?
00:51Today we'll answer this and many other questions in...
00:54Naked yellow humor.
00:56Don't cry, little girl, and come to my caravan.
00:59I don't want to!
01:00But if you're going to love my caravan, you'll see.
01:02Although I don't know if you'll have room for that great body.
01:05Well then we're already taking too long to go to the caravan, huh?
01:08Hey, my caravan isn't going that way.
01:09Where do you have it?
01:10Where are you?
01:13Come, I'll show you!
01:18Hello, my friend!
01:18Hello!
01:19How are you? How's everything going?
01:20I'm fine, thanks.
01:21And me too.
01:22Hey, Junior, there's one thing I think you didn't understand, huh?
01:25What thing?
01:25Your hair is short, isn't it?
01:26Of course.
01:27But quite a bit more, he saw.
01:29I just wanted to look good, Takeshi.
01:31But why?
01:33Well, to look good, for you.
01:34But why?
01:35Well, since the program is called Naked Yellow Humor...
01:39What I thought, you're very stupid, huh?
01:41Let's see, the title of Humor amarillo al desnudo means that we're going to show the show's private details, not our own.
01:47Go on!
01:48Exact.
01:48Nobody wants to see you naked.
01:50I don't want to see you, people at home will want to see you.
01:53Do you think the audience would be able to stand us stripping this whole band naked?
01:56How horrible, please!
01:58Go on, throw the spear with the war cry and let's go forward.
02:00So I'm not getting naked, am I?
02:02Well yes, and me.
02:05Come on, girls!
02:06An old monk came out and said to me on one occasion.
02:08To judge a man you have to walk for a day in his shoes.
02:11Even though he wears a size 47, forget it!
02:15I like it that way.
02:17But what a beauty.
02:20Hey, beautiful, can I have your phone number?
02:23Yes, the phone number.
02:24Come on, I'll buy you dinner.
02:25Come on, whisper it in my ear, please.
02:30You tricked me!
02:31You gave me 22 numbers, damn it!
02:33What's happening?
02:33You didn't like it?
02:34Well, I'm one of the best around here, I warn you, okay?
02:37You're just not my type.
02:39Vani, vani, take note.
02:40Damn, I didn't know General Tani's tastes in love matters.
02:43So, with his heart broken, Tony turns to one of the creators of Humor Amarillo.
02:47His name is Paquito Shinosuke and he is the designer of the hamburgers.
02:52He came to show us his new invention to overcome that test: the helmet with a tap.
02:56If you fall into the water, your head won't get wet; just turn on the tap.
03:00This man is a genius, of course.
03:01Let's see, the hamburger thing is ingenious.
03:04Now, I don't really see the point of putting a tap on a helmet, huh?
03:08Tani has just introduced us to the monkey we use in the Humor Amarillo rehearsals.
03:12Before doing a test on people, we do it on this monkey.
03:15This way we can ensure two things: that we're not offending anyone, and that you don't need a high IQ to pass the test.
03:21Of course, to avoid problems with animal shelters, we didn't use a monkey, but a person dressed as a monkey.
03:27Who is also nearsighted.
03:28You will thus understand the enormous difficulties we face in this program.
03:32You're very cute, aren't you?
03:34Well, I'm going to say it.
03:36Thief!
03:41Dolores, who came up with the idea of giving them a hard time?
03:43Myself, a spring.
03:45There were galantines in the sky and I saw a kid shooting the Chinese galantines and I shouted, go for it!
03:52Hello, today I'm in charge of showing you the intimacies of Humor Amarillo.
03:55For example, how do we presenters move from one test to another?
03:59Well, very easy, with skates, although we stars have a much better and faster system.
04:05You'll see.
04:06Taxi!
04:10Let's go to the wall!
04:11Indeed, as Pepe Livingstone has just announced, we are in...
04:16The Little Wall of China!
04:19And to show that there is no danger, we make the monkey go through first.
04:24He almost killed himself, but it was because he was very clumsy.
04:26But there is no danger.
04:27The contestants can't even drown.
04:29There is very little water.
04:31And we have to announce that the creator of this test is here, at the Little Wall of China itself.
04:36At the end of the test we will talk to him.
04:39In the meantime, let's see how the contestants fare.
04:42There are some who, if they don't get help, won't even make it in three months.
04:46Like this girl, who needed the help of her entire family to reach the top of the wall.
04:51Instead, she can go down by herself without anyone's help.
04:53But let's start using slow motion, which always looks really cool.
04:58We can see how the contestants lift each other up.
05:02How beautiful! When I see these gestures of solidarity, I'm moved.
05:06Although not all of them find collaboration.
05:08There we see the girl Tani likes, trying to convince that guy to help her get up.
05:12And the guy's saying, my back's bad, you know? Someone else might be better to help you.
05:16This test is actually set up to make the contestants get too confident.
05:20Yes, because it's easy and they don't get hurt, so they go into the ones that come after with more enthusiasm.
05:25Because come on, everyone, or almost everyone, passes through here.
05:27And pay attention because we're told that the girl Tani likes has found someone to help her.
05:32There we see him, that poor man is breaking his back.
05:34And yet it's still costing him a little.
05:36But be careful, the cavalry is coming.
05:39Let me help her, little pill, let me.
05:41Wow, what a tough leg you have!
05:43Oh my goodness, how hot you look!
05:44Thanks, Tani!
05:46Man, I hope after this the girl gives her phone number to General Tani.
05:50And Pepe asks us to let him in because he says he's with the creator of the Little Wall of China.
05:55Quite a character, let's go!
05:56Go ahead, Pepe, whenever you want!
05:58A question, a question!
06:00The creator of the wall is the man in yellow, the same one who has just lost the Chinese and has to help the other guy climb up.
06:06Come on, cheer up, champion, you can do it!
06:08It's a bit humiliating, really, that the creator of the wall has to do this.
06:12Ah, for not having invented it.
06:13As soon as this contestant passes, we'll be able to see how the wall passes its very creator.
06:18Come on!
06:19Hey, they're going to blow their horn soon, hurry up.
06:21You cannot fall into the test that you yourself created.
06:24What a whistle, huh!
06:25This is amazing.
06:29The creator of the wall has removed it.
06:31What happened, man?
06:33It's just that when I designed it I was shorter, you know?
06:36Well, he's been eliminated, man.
06:37Juanito doesn't know whether to bet on black or red.
06:48Paco Peluca has forgotten to take his medication.
06:52It's not that he's forgotten, it's that he's taken it as an animal.
06:55And it made him feel terrible, right?
06:58To the labyrinth!
06:59We are in the labyrinth of the Chinotaur.
07:03Yes, Atom Ant, Japanese version. Of course!
07:06There are sad contestants.
07:08There are pathetic contestants.
07:10There are contestants who are very pitiful.
07:12And at the end of the list are contestants like this one.
07:15And for those viewers who still doubt that the three individuals guarding the labyrinth are bad people,
07:20we dedicate this to you.
07:22Not only do they beat him up, and he is nothing more than an ant,
07:25that just stepping on it is enough to finish it off.
07:27No, the bad guys show him the way out.
07:30To immediately put him inside and take him somewhere else.
07:32On one side where there is water, of course.
07:35And the saddest thing of all is that the contestant gets carried away.
07:38He lets himself be led by a lamb. If it is a lamb.
07:41It's not a lamb, it's an ant!
07:45How funny the fucker is!
07:46I'm crazy!
07:48This boy suffers from a minor mental disorder.
07:50He's completely paranoid and thinks three guys in costume are following him.
07:54Well, that's true, isn't it?
07:55Yes, but he thinks it's a product of his imagination.
07:58No, kid, it's not just your imagination. Look, that's a microphone.
08:01And this is a wet camera?
08:03Brush your teeth, children!
08:04And Margarita Banzai enters the labyrinth.
08:06Margarita is a popular actress famous for advertising a series of oral hygiene products.
08:11What did you say?
08:12That advertises toothpaste.
08:13Ah, well, that's it, Margarita has teeth that are so white they're dazzling.
08:17And we're also seeing that it's very stealthy.
08:21She was very stealthy!
08:22Oh my goodness, what a way to scream!
08:25Well, don't shout, that's worse.
08:26These guys get really crazy when the contestants scream.
08:30But hey, are they all going to fuck her up or what? What's going on here?
08:33If they continue like this, will he dare to buzz up to the cameraman?
08:37And stay tuned, because we're finally going to be able to see Margarita Banzai's wonderful teeth.
08:41Wow, what a black mouth he has!
08:42I'm not advertising toothpaste anymore, gee.
08:45It's happened like here in Moss, just imagine.
08:47This contestant says he can...
08:48Fly!
08:49Can it fly? I'll have to see.
08:51I don't believe it!
08:52Well, he has a theory that by moving his arms very quickly he can stay in the air.
08:56Well, he can't.
08:57It's like a duck. It swims a lot and flies a little.
09:01This good woman exchanged her opera ticket for an invitation to a yellow Moor.
09:05How beautiful!
09:05Well, let's sing her an aria to make it up to her.
09:11Well, enough singing, animal.
09:13Take it and give it to the octopus, come on.
09:15But at least leave the poor thing, who is a sensitive soul.
09:18And besides, the poor thing would throw herself there alone if she were better.
09:22I'm not into opera, huh?
09:23Then I have to roll away from the rest.
09:25Do you know that I like opera too?
09:27What a liar you are!
09:28Yes, it is true!
09:30Come on, name a title!
09:31Well, I like High!
09:32That's no good!
09:33Come to my face, you'll hear it, children.
09:35I'm going to take your mom for a moment, okay?
09:36But they are not my children.
09:38Well, not mine either, I think.
09:40And that's where the monkey we use to test the tests comes in.
09:44You get along really well with Tani, don't you?
09:46They shared a cage for a long time.
09:49We have to say that the monkey has done this test a million times.
09:52And he still hasn't managed to find his way out.
09:54Let's hope for better luck this time.
09:57Well no, but thanks to the labyrinth we know that monkeys can swim.
10:02Oh, how this guy looks at us!
10:03I watch however I want!
10:04Well, how cool!
10:06He's a climbing instructor and he's very self-important.
10:08Well, that's not going to help you here.
10:11You are wrong.
10:12Look how he grabs onto doors.
10:14Yes, so let him keep acting like a fool or his fingers will get caught.
10:17No fault, just push him and he'll fall.
10:19Come on, show off now!
10:21Come on!
10:22Unfortunate!
10:22My pants are tight!
10:24This contestant is using a good tactic.
10:26He has put on some underwear, three sizes too small.
10:30And as they squeeze him, he runs desperately.
10:32He almost fell into the water, but his underwear propelled him back out.
10:35And even though our boys try, there's no way to catch him.
10:38Wait, wait.
10:39What animal is going to bite his underwear off?
10:42No, please!
10:43Are you the inventor of the labyrinth?
10:45Yeah.
10:45How did you come up with it?
10:46Well, look, I was in a women's changing room and I got stuck.
10:50And then the idea came to me.
10:52And what were you doing in a women's fitting room?
10:53Well, try on a really nice girdle.
10:56What color?
10:57Blue.
10:58Very big, very big.
10:59That would make my body look good.
11:01Well now he's going to enter the labyrinth.
11:03Anyone can go through this, you'll see.
11:05And that's where the creator of the Chinotaur's Labyrinth comes in.
11:09But it's no good, because he knows it like the back of his hand.
11:12Well, he must be one-handed or have a very bad memory.
11:15Everyone laughs at him.
11:16Quite an attack, yes.
11:17And we're left with the replay of the kid wearing tight underwear.
11:21To many of us it seemed like nonsense.
11:24And it's actually a silly thing, but the boy managed to get out of the maze.
11:27Her underwear is currently being auctioned on the internet.
11:30And although it may be difficult to believe, 95 contestants are still standing.
11:33There's no turning back here.
11:34Hello friends!
11:36We are in the yellow humor locker room.
11:38Takeshi showers here.
11:40And this is your soap.
11:41And that's your shampoo.
11:42You have to be careful because the water comes out with a lot of pressure and it shakes you like you can't even see.
11:46Here everything is state-of-the-art.
11:48For example, we have a carpet that absorbs water perfectly.
11:53Look, you can't tell that 15 people just took a shower.
11:57Plus, everything is super clean, right?
11:59Hey, what are you doing here?
12:00Riqui doesn't shower.
12:01It seems to me that the producers have cut the budget again.
12:09Hello pirates, pirates!
12:13Stop cheating and pushing me, please.
12:15Whatever you say, pirate!
12:17Oh, I'll give it to you!
12:20Let's see, nine, plus two, plus nine, minus three, what is it?
12:25I think there are two.
12:28No, five.
12:29No, fourteen, eight, twenty-two.
12:31That's very easy, of course.
12:33We're in the damn test of adding, subtracting bingo.
12:38In which the contestants will have to calculate the result of the operation before reaching the end of the ramp.
12:43If they get it right, they will advance to the next phase.
12:45But if they don't get the number right...
12:48What happens if I don't get it right?
12:49Well, you'll take a flour bath.
12:51Come on, let's make buns!
12:53Oh, how delicious are the buns they're throwing me!
12:56Hey, can you bring something to push pirates?
12:59No tractor or anything did!
13:00Well, well, how rude these guys from the pirate duo are.
13:03And the contestant will have to calculate what five plus nine plus seven minus two is.
13:10We know it's nineteen because it says so and she thinks it's...
13:15But how much do you think it is?
13:16Two thousand twenty-six!
13:17Wow!
13:18Another example that the ESO is not working very well.
13:21Plus, this girl does everything in a big way.
13:23I am an Apache Indian!
13:25This one has an advantage because Indians are known for their mathematical knowledge.
13:30Yes, but the Aztec Indians, not the Apache Indians.
13:32So, you're not going to see that five plus two minus two minus five equals zero.
13:38Yes, bison!
13:39Come on, to the flour with the Apache, man.
13:42And now it looks like a pale face.
13:44I am a rebel because the world threw me out like that!
13:47Oh, look at Janet the pirate!
13:49It's clear she's a pirate rebel.
13:51And there goes the Japanese Janet.
13:53You'll have to tell us what six minus three plus five minus seven is, which is equal to...
14:00Two!
14:01You've been through one, beautiful!
14:04Come on, to the flour!
14:05But let's interview her, I really liked this Janet, man.
14:08Let's see what the girl has to say.
14:10Let's see what is said.
14:12Let him sing!
14:13Why was Janet asked to sing the song?
14:16Come on, go for it!
14:17Sings!
14:18Sings!
14:18By fair means or foul, eh!
14:20Okay, but you should know that I get paid for doing this, okay?
14:22I am a rebel because the world has made me that way, because no one has given me a bison, because no one has bought me a ham.
14:33And I don't know anymore.
14:35Very good, very good, girl!
14:36I have a degree in mathematics from Harvard.
14:39Wow, that repellent kid Vicente is going to compete.
14:42But let's see if he's that clever.
14:44Let's see if you know how much eight minus six plus nine minus eight is.
14:49How much is it? Ready, how much?
14:50Three!
14:51Well yes, done, yes, you nailed it.
14:53Let's see if you're that smart in the canyons.
14:55I am the son of the wind!
14:56So you're a smart guy.
14:58That?
14:58You're a smart guy.
15:00What does he say?
15:01Nothing, nothing, we're going to push you, handsome.
15:03I don't know if the contestant is deaf or if he's not as smart as he says.
15:07We'll know that as soon as we add four and eight, subtract two, and add three.
15:11Come on, it's very easy, come on, say it.
15:13Wow, what a smart face.
15:14They have had no mercy on the smart one.
15:17Because if we let him think, we'll be here until tomorrow.
15:19My name is Antonia and I collect ducks.
15:22How cute.
15:23We're not the least bit interested in what he collects, but how sweet.
15:26Well, we're going to pay a small tribute to this girl, who we really liked.
15:29Let's see, five plus seven plus six plus four.
15:32The two ducklings.
15:34Uncle Scrooge and Donald.
15:35The only Gilita here is you, pretty girl.
15:37Come on, let's make a bun!
15:39Of ducklings, of course.
15:41Well, I didn't get the thing about the two ducks.
15:43I am coldly calculating!
15:45If that's true, then it won't cost you anything to pass the test.
15:49Well, it's one thing to be calculating and another to be a calculator.
15:52Come on, kid.
15:53Seven plus nine plus two minus six.
15:55X!
15:56But what does this one say?
15:57This must have been thought to be an equation.
15:59Or that he was playing the lottery?
16:01Come on, he didn't even get three right.
16:03Don't cry, little girl.
16:14And come to my caravan.
16:16I don't want to.
16:16But if you're going to love my caravan, you'll see.
16:19Although I don't know if I'll have room for that great body.
16:22Well then we're already taking too long to go to the caravan, huh?
16:24Hey, that's not the way to my caravan.
16:26Where do you have it?
16:26You're coming!
16:29Come with the dream!
16:34The little samurai claps happily and contentedly.
16:36Because we are...
16:38At the gate!
16:40Or as it is technically said, the gates of panic.
16:43Some doors are very scary because some are made of paper...
16:46And others made of concrete.
16:48Come on, say hello to the camera, you nerd!
16:50He can't go!
16:53My fists are deadly!
16:54Well, nothing fancy, make use of them, come on.
16:57But kid, if your fists are deadly, you don't use your head.
17:01Here I go!
17:02But where is that girl going with those glasses?
17:05He's going to break them!
17:06Look, we tell the contestants to be careful, not to carry dangerous objects.
17:11But this one doesn't care.
17:12Hey, where's the little samurai?
17:14Little samurai, attack!
17:16He knows that this girl is better left alone.
17:18Look, she's put a baby in here for me, son.
17:20Little miss in the middle!
17:21What a crappy contest this is, young man!
17:23Come on, attack, little samurai!
17:24This boy really has a bad temper!
17:29What are you doing, you rascal?
17:30I'm going all out!
17:32Well, this is one of those who take it very seriously.
17:34Well, more damage has been done than if the door were made of concrete.
17:37I don't think so, huh?
17:38More damage has been done now.
17:42This is very easy!
17:43Man, it's Laurita Oe!
17:44The creator of the doors of panic!
17:47Then you have an advantage, because you know where the good doors are and where the bad ones are.
17:51That would be true if we didn't change them every week.
17:54Oh, how angry!
17:56Well, let her get ready, because Pepe is going to interview her now.
18:00Well, Laurita, since you've made a fool of yourself, you can go.
18:04Wait, wait!
18:05It seems like he's broken someone's heart.
18:08Do you like it?
18:09Do you like it, Laurita?
18:10What does the cameraman like about you?
18:11And not just the cameraman.
18:12Look, look at the sound technician, the way he looks at you.
18:15Come on, come on, give him a kiss.
18:16Come on, give him a kiss.
18:17A little peck.
18:18You, stay still, come, he's going to give you a kiss.
18:22How are you?
18:23Pica!
18:24Wax your mustache, Laurita, it's itchy.
18:27For Bruce Lee!
18:29A karateka!
18:30And he's going to smash the door!
18:32Oh, what a sad guy!
18:34Do you like my tracksuit?
18:36As we have seen on other occasions in Humor Amarillo,
18:38The contestants in pink tracksuits are usually great athletes.
18:42And they also tend to be the ones who hit each other the best.
18:45There is no pain!
18:46Apparently, here we have the typical foolish contestant.
18:50He is not afraid of putting his physical integrity at risk.
18:53We are faced with the typical contestant who, as seen with a bad door,
18:57he gives his life.
18:58And pay attention, because you are facing the last door.
19:01And it's incredible, he manages to get through.
19:03There is no pain!
19:05And now there are only 49 wretches left screaming,
19:07we wanted more! we wanted more!
19:10Hello friends!
19:11I'm going to show you the services of Humor Amarillo.
19:13This is Takeshi's bathroom.
19:14Only he can use it, right?
19:16Let's see if it is.
19:18That door!
19:19Well yes, it seems that it is.
19:20And this is the rest of the team's bathroom.
19:22We all share it.
19:27Wow, looks like we've come at a bad time.
19:29Well, the funny thing about this is that I'm the one who cleans the bathroom afterwards.
19:37Gal roll!
19:39And I eat the chicken!
19:40What a beautiful rhyme, you little rascal!
19:42We are at the legendary spring rolls.
19:45A test that doesn't need much explanation.
19:47And although it may not seem like it, it is very difficult.
19:50Well, it does seem like it, yes.
19:51Wow!
19:53Long live the Mediterranean diet!
19:54Well, this guy, despite dieting, has a really big ass.
19:58But it's been good for you, huh?
19:59Because the ass bounces.
20:00I'll go far!
20:02I feel so sorry for these contestants who start out so excited and then end up toothless.
20:07No, look, he has perfect teeth, right?
20:09And there we have an athletic-looking young man.
20:11It has an advantage.
20:13Her legs are longer than normal.
20:15For being Japanese, of course.
20:16Because if he didn't have long legs, he would have been left without a nacasones there.
20:20Look how well the sausage is made!
20:21How beautiful!
20:22The blow that just happened, I say.
20:24Since he's tall, he also has plenty of standing space.
20:26I have a trick!
20:27Well let's see that trick.
20:29Apparently, the trick is to walk slowly over the rolls.
20:33Which is a trick that works, as long as the rolls don't move.
20:37But it was a good trick, darling!
20:40And what does this one do?
20:41Are you going to jump in headfirst or what?
20:43Well, almost.
20:44Although he has jumped more on his ass than anything else.
20:46Be careful, he's drowning!
20:47Oh no, what a joker he is!
20:48I have a trick!
20:50But hey, this isn't the same as before.
20:51He wears the same sweater, the same pants, he walks slowly.
20:55Well, it certainly looks the same.
20:57Yes, but there is a big difference with the other one.
20:59Which?
21:00That this one doesn't fall.
21:01Come on, it's come to the end.
21:02Although he doesn't even believe it.
21:04Look, Joriana had a filly.
21:06Well, me too!
21:07Yes, son, whatever you say.
21:08As soon as this chicken falls, we're going to interview Su Sinespa.
21:11The creator of this test, who has decided to try it for the first time in his life.
21:15I'm sure he'll get it.
21:17Not like others!
21:18And I don't look at anyone!
21:19Do you want to say goodbye to your dad, who's going to get on the rolls?
21:24Go on, give him a kiss, darling, he's going to be gone forever.
21:27Goodbye, darling.
21:29Remember me.
21:30How beautiful!
21:34Can I have one, please?
21:37What a nice girl!
21:41Long live spas!
21:42So let's see how His Sinespa does with the test he himself created.
21:47Well, he's doing very well, he's going to get it.
21:49No, he hasn't succeeded.
21:50In the blacksmith's house, a wooden knife.
21:52And when he's older, he'll eat eggs.
21:54And so?
21:54To say the least.
21:55Don't cry, little girl.
21:56And come to my caravan.
21:58I don't want to!
21:59But if you're going to love my caravan, you'll see.
22:01Although I don't know if I'll have room for that great body.
22:04Well then we're already taking too long to go to the caravan, huh?
22:06Hey, that's not the way to my caravan.
22:08Where do you have it?
22:12Come with the sign!
22:17Quiltrafillas, the golden ball is your friend.
22:19Who's fifth?
22:19Friend, yes.
22:21Friend!
22:23We are the pirate trio, the pirate trio, pirate, pirate.
22:29I'm a bad pirate, with a base in the eye, with a leg on the stick.
22:35Oh, what a bad song, pirate!
22:37Hey, dogfish!
22:38How exciting!
22:39Friends, we have finally arrived at the Nakasoni Canyons.
22:43The test in which the contestant will have to take the golden ball to the other end of the bridge,
22:48while being bombarded by the pirate trio.
22:51Our first contestant begins by trying to find inner balance.
22:55He's focused, he thinks, the balls don't hurt, the balls don't hurt.
22:59Well, that one hurt a little.
23:01And he goes off to reflect on the net for a while.
23:05Don't mess with me, okay?
23:06This girl has a little problem.
23:09He has warned us that when he is hit by a ball, he screams and closes his eyes at the same time.
23:13And of course, that's a problem.
23:15Because how can he walk across the bridge with his eyes closed?
23:17Piltrafillero, don't close your eyes, I'll throw you the golden ball.
23:21Well, let's see how this girl does.
23:24Well, there we have it. Hit the ball, scream, and eyes closed.
23:28You have to believe that if you close your eyes it won't hurt.
23:30Man, it's useful if you get hit in the face by a ball.
23:33But for now all the impacts are in the stomach.
23:35Well, whoever shot him hit him right in the butt.
23:38One of the pirate trio's favorite areas.
23:40For my son!
23:41Here we see the typical foolish contestant who has brought his family along to watch him suffer.
23:46He has dressed in green, we assume to try to camouflage himself with the trees in the background.
23:51You rascal! Stay there! Stay there!
23:53Don't go any further, I won't be able to go any further!
23:55But if you wear camouflage, your family won't be able to see you either.
23:58No, I said he thinks he's wearing camouflage.
24:01But as you can see, the pirate trio sees him perfectly.
24:04Above all, they see his third eye, which is where they are aiming and hitting him.
24:08I think his family shouldn't be watching this.
24:11And he just ran out of ball and has to go back for another one.
24:13Damn! Your son must be suffering a lot!
24:15But let's see, do you want to stop talking about your family?
24:17If they haven't come, I don't see any relatives here.
24:19What do you mean? There you have them, the woman and the little Buddha.
24:23Ah, well yes, I was right.
24:25And the fool gets his second golden ball.
24:28That's odd! He seems to be a little dazzled by the sun.
24:31No, man, no. What he doesn't want is a ball shining right in his face.
24:34What a sight! While his wife is excited, the boy is busy looking at the little flowers.
24:38Then you can see the bruises your father has all over his body.
24:41And there we have a happy family.
24:43But that wasn't a Chinese dish.
24:45Come on, Cudeiros! Go for it!
24:47Come on, guys, we don't have all day.
24:49Today it was your turn, right?
24:50He's going to have a great crash.
24:51We are super proud of her!
24:53It's a real Cudeira!
24:54Come on, everyone, let's do the Cudeiros cry.
24:56On one, on two, and on three!
24:59Long live the Cudeiro family!
25:01Long live the Cudeiro family!
25:02Long live the Cudeiro family!
25:04Pray what you know, girl.
25:07Long live the Cudeiros!
25:08It's an honor to have this family, already part of television history, with us for another week.
25:15Cheer up, China Cudeira! Don't be afraid!
25:18I don't want to die! I don't want to die!
25:22Hey, China Cudeira, stop crying and grab the golden ball, we don't have all day.
25:26The moment has arrived! China Cudeira has grabbed the golden ball, and the fun begins!
25:31This girl has been trained since she was a child for this moment!
25:34Animals!
25:35Well, it seems like I wasn't very prepared, right?
25:37Yes, the truth is that for a Cudeiro she is a bit cowardly.
25:40There we go! China Cudeira is moving forward slowly, but surely!
25:44But... but, but, but, but, what's this? It fell without a hitch!
25:48And what's worse, she's hooked!
25:51This as Cudeirismo is a bit irregular, huh?
25:54But, China! You have to die in a spectacular way!
25:56This is not what we had agreed upon!
25:58Oh, my left arm hurts! And my chest hurts too!
26:02Please call a doctor, I'm feeling terrible!
26:04Oh, call an ambulance! Ow! Ow, I'm going to die! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
26:09No! China Cudeira died of a heart attack!
26:13And celebrating this, how cruel!
26:16What an order! What a great order!
26:18And here we have another cool contestant.
26:21Makes a mistake by provoking the pirate trio
26:24It is believed that because one fence is pink and the other two have a multi-colored flag, they are harmless.
26:29And nothing could be further from the truth.
26:30Oops! The pirate trio took it very badly!
26:34You failed, suckers!
26:35They only failed the first one, my friend.
26:37The second one they hit you in the head
26:39So you can provoke!
26:42Long live disco music!
26:43And what's this about? What's this declaration of love for disco music all about?
26:48Because this guy is the boss of the Tokyo nightclub dance floor.
26:51He is known as the John Travolta of Japan.
26:53Well, those things have to be demonstrated.
26:55Hey! How he moves his head!
26:58I'm the king of the dance floor! I'm the best!
27:01Shoot me! I'll dodge them all!
27:04It's grown
27:05You better not aim at his head.
27:08You better aim for the...
27:09Well, look, there, right there, there it is very good.
27:11Throughout the ball
27:12They have left him bewildered
27:14He doesn't know what to do and is about to fall to the ground.
27:16The pirate trio celebrates the impressive carom they just made
27:19And the king of the disco goes for his second golden ball
27:22For your sake I hope you are more humble this time.
27:25And the fun begins again.
27:27He has realized that he has to protect the golden ball too.
27:30And that has brought him down quite a bit.
27:32Above all, what brings him down is the hits he's getting on all sides.
27:36And be careful, be careful because the contestant has just collapsed.
27:40It has fallen apart
27:41We can confirm the extreme that it has collapsed
27:44And now it has completely collapsed
27:46Come on guys, take advantage and give him a good punch now that he's defenseless.
27:50Man, no, this has its rules.
27:51And besides, if it's going to fall alone
27:53Well, well, well
27:55It is in an ideal position
27:56The ball has been left between the nakasones
27:59My God, if they shoot the ball now
28:01I don't know what can happen
28:02We could have a real tragedy.
28:04That, that
28:04Shoot the ball
28:06Shoot the ball, come on
28:07That you are not ashamed
28:08This?
28:09Is this going to make me feel sorry for him?
28:11Jump now, you scumbag.
28:12Regardless
28:13Throw yourself away now
28:15Leave it
28:15And although it may seem incredible
28:17He has achieved it
28:18He has managed to get back on the bridge
28:20It's time for the pirate trio to get back into action.
28:22In my opinion
28:23They have lost their chance
28:25They had it on eggshells and never better said
28:27Well, now or never.
28:28If he manages to travel the few meters that separate him from salvation
28:31He will have succeeded
28:32That's right, even if I win
28:34He's going to get some bruises on his love handles that he can't take away from anyone.
28:37Well, he did it.
28:38Let's put the repeat
28:41Yes, we are going to put it on.
28:42But for the pirate trio to see the opportunity they missed
28:45Oh, if only he had been shot at that moment.
28:47It would have been so beautiful
28:49But of course, as they let him recover
28:51Look how happy the boy is!
28:52And through the tunnel of love run the winners of today's program.
28:56A thousand pieces, who wants to know Pepe's caravan?
29:03Well, let's see it!
29:05The big moment has arrived
29:07I'm going to show you my caravan
29:08Come with me
29:09Here you can see the room where the team eats
29:12They are turning purple right now
29:14Especially Tani, who eats for six
29:16If you look at the background
29:18There is a screen on which they put Takeshi's favorite program
29:20It is the test card
29:22Wait, wait, there's a fight there.
29:24You're eating my banana!
29:25But let's get to the important thing.
29:26I'm going to show you my caravan
29:28Pay attention girls, you're going to freak out.
29:30Come with me
29:31It's a little small, but it has everything.
29:37It even has service
29:39Your food, Pipi
29:40Thank you, beautiful.
29:41Well, I'll leave you, I'm hungrier than a dog.
29:43Those interested already know where to find me.
29:46Now I'm going to stuff myself with food.
29:49Thank you!
29:51Thank you!
29:52Thank you!
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