00:10Be quiet!
00:30That's what I wish!
00:32Harriet hated having to work on Halloween.
00:34I mean, my patrol car is just a target for a bunch of half-crazy kids.
00:38They aim and throw eggs.
00:40Eddy, we need more eggs.
00:47Edward?
00:48Hi, Dad.
00:50Hi, Mom.
00:52Why do you need more eggs?
00:57I came to warn your son that a terrible shortage of poultry products is coming.
01:03That!
01:05Listen, Frankenstein. And you too.
01:08Don King!
01:11He's my idol.
01:14Either way, I don't want to see you throwing eggs at anyone.
01:16Neither spraying cars with shaving cream nor throwing toilet paper will work. Got it?
01:21Understood.
01:22Stay still.
01:22Search!
01:27An egg.
01:29Two eggs.
01:33Shaving foam.
01:35Get excited.
01:39Soap.
01:43And toilet paper.
01:46They came in disguise.
01:47Oh, oh, oh!
01:59I'm coming, Rodney
02:00Now they can call you Caragüevo
02:13Household items
02:40I'm coming, Rodney
03:14I'm coming, Rodney
03:26A dog's Halloween afternoon
03:30All those people crowded together at the site
03:32I know, I understand you
03:32Look, here's my partner
03:36Harriet, I'm sorry it took me so long
03:38But the costume shop was packed.
03:41Did you find any good costumes?
03:43Good?
03:44Great!
03:44I'm going to go as Rapunzel
03:46And I'm Tina Turner
03:46And I, Beth Davis, in her creation, which was Baby Jane.
03:53And what am I going to do?
03:55I think I'd better go upstairs and check on Richie.
03:57Raquel, Raquel, Raquel
04:00What am I going to do?
04:07The Hunchback of Notre Dame?
04:12Harry, we could only choose between the hunchback and the elephant man
04:18You'll say I'm crazy, but I thought you'd love the hump.
04:22Come on, I'll show you how to do it
04:24Hey Raquel, I don't like it at all
04:30Hi, Dad
04:31The house is starting to look creepy
04:33Yes, but not enough
04:36We need something more
04:38Someone who looks like Freddy Krueger
04:41Hi guys
04:48Perfect
04:50Happy Halloween, monsters!
04:55Some chips, Carl
04:57Man, thanks, Steve
05:06You took the bait, Carl.
05:09I didn't find that funny, Steve.
05:11Well, I do.
05:24Laura
05:24That?
05:26Don't go in such a hurry
05:28No way
05:28I don't want to be seen with you looking like that.
05:48Is something wrong with Lois?
05:50For the last time, I'm not Lois Lane, I'm Tina Turner
05:57Try to remember, Steve
05:59Oh, come on, call me Superman
06:01No
06:01Super
06:02Nose
06:02Super Canillas
06:03Enough, enough, enough
06:05What's wrong with my little goddess of the Top 40?
06:11Listen, I just want to cash my check
06:13Buy some candy to give to the children
06:15And go home right away, you understand?
06:18No problem, honey
06:20After all, I'm faster than a bullet
06:22Look
06:29I caught you
06:32How are you, Marcy?
06:34Not very well
06:35I couldn't find the little sign.
06:38Well
06:39What do you want, Steve?
06:41Oh
06:42Today's the day to cash the checks, cool!
06:45Cool
06:45Steve
06:46I'm going to deposit some bucks into my account, it's awesome
06:48Steve
06:49It's great, it's great
06:52I'm going to deposit some bucks into my account
06:54Steve
06:54Yeah
06:56Thank you
06:57Because?
06:58For making me glad I don't have children
07:02If I got a turkey every time someone said that to me, I'd own the bank.
07:08Good
07:09Do you want to deposit this into your savings account?
07:11Not everything
07:12I want nine dollars in my savings account
07:14Once in the account that interests me
07:16Seven in the checking account
07:18And four in the Christmas club
07:21You still have a dollar to spare, Steve
07:23I know, where do you think I should put it?
07:25In cash
07:30Happy Halloween, Marci!
07:32It will be in a little while.
07:35Is everything alright, honey?
07:39Hey, look!
07:41An honest president of our nation
07:43Arran's horny one
07:44Everyone freeze!
07:46This is a robbery
07:51Do as I say and I won't harm you.
07:53You, you super idiot
07:56Come here
07:59We were going to fly away, so...
08:01Already!
08:02Go!
08:04Get down!
08:07You don't
08:10Sorry, I'm a little nervous.
08:13I have never been in these circumstances
08:15Except when my father received the water bill and said
08:18This is a robbery of Manuel!
08:19Shut your mouth!
08:21Yes, sir, yes, sir
08:22I'll do anything, but don't hurt my girlfriend.
08:24I'm not his girlfriend
08:29Okay, come here
08:32Slowly
08:33And lie down next to Aretha Franklin
08:37I am Tina Turner
08:42Go in there and fill the bag.
08:44From a cheap pasta?
08:46Hurry up!
08:51I said hurry up!
09:06Abraham, I think I have a small problem
09:10I should have sent it to Diana Ross
09:12I am Tina Turner
09:23Thank you!
09:25Put the money in the bag!
09:28Good!
09:29Piezo!
09:30Ocean!
09:33I'll tell you later.
09:36Hey kid, hurry up!
09:38Shall I wrap it as a gift?
09:40Ah!
09:43Alright!
09:44Give me the bag
09:44I have to save him
09:51Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me
09:57He's gone, Lois, are you okay?
10:00I think so
10:01You, Mr. President, stay still
10:04Don't worry, darling
10:06They caught that horny Abraham
10:15It seems, I mean, it seems that we'll be spending some time together.
10:43Winglow?
10:44Lieutenant dead, sir
10:46Who's in charge here?
10:47You, sir
10:50Good answer, what's up?
10:52It's a 211, sir.
10:54The robbery suspect has hidden in the bank
10:57The best bank in Chicago
11:00They are the ones that pay the highest interest rates for a fixed-term deposit
11:05I didn't know that, sir.
11:07But the identification indicates there is only one suspect.
11:10We don't know how many hostages
11:13Unpleasant situation, Widow
11:17What did you say?
11:22Okay, sir, I have a plan of the bank that the manager gave me.
11:29Is this the director?
11:31I'm going to change banks
11:34But the special patrol has both exits covered.
11:37Excellent
11:38We're going in there and we're going to put that guy through the wringer.
11:41Sir, according to the rules
11:44We should try to communicate with the suspect.
11:47To see if we can determine the situation inside
11:50If we negotiate, we can avoid unnecessary bloodshed.
11:58Pity
12:08Tranquillity
12:09Don't be scared
12:11This will all turn out alright.
12:13Thanks, Steve
12:15He was talking to himself
12:18Be quiet
12:19And the same goes for you, Whitney Houston
12:22I am Tina Turner
12:31That?
12:34It's for you
12:39Hello, I'm Officer Carl Winslow from the police department
12:42Who am I talking to?
12:44With Thatcher
12:47Listen
12:48I have five people here
12:50If you want them to remain whole
12:52He'll have to do what I want.
12:54OK
12:55Please stay calm and I will do everything I can
12:58Oh, really?
13:00Yeah
13:01The only thing that matters is that no one suffers
13:03OK
13:04Great
13:05I'll tell you what I want
13:08Get me a van
13:09With a full tank
13:10And I want a plane waiting for me at the airport
13:13Where do you want to go?
13:15To Disneyland
13:18I'll tell the pilot when he wants.
13:20OK
13:21I'll try
13:22But it's going to take me some time
13:24Three or four hours
13:26What does it say?
13:27Why so much?
13:28I'm trying to buy time
13:31Great
13:31Just as I have taught him
13:34Listen
13:35I don't like the phone
13:36I prefer the gun
13:38I'll give you an hour.
13:40Alright
13:41I'll do what I can
13:42But first
13:43I need to talk to someone.
13:45To make sure everyone is okay
13:48You
13:49Paula Abdul
13:52I am you
13:52It's already happening
13:58Take
13:58Take
13:58One of the greats of Chicago
14:00He wants to know if you're okay.
14:01Yeah
14:02Laura
14:05Dad?
14:06Oh my God
14:08But what are you doing in there?
14:11Well, well
14:12I mean, wow
14:13How interesting
14:14My luck has changed.
14:16I have here the daughter of a cop
14:18I mean, cop
14:19And if he wants to see her safe and sound again
14:21He'll get me that van.
14:23And fast!
14:32Let's see
14:33We have a precious little angel.
14:35And a ferocious pirate
14:41What are they like?
14:43They've emptied it
14:44Let's see if you choke, clown
15:07Good news
15:08Three acahuetes in the drawer of the lime troughs
15:14How will they know?
15:17We're here!
15:19Hey, humps
15:20They are Janet Jackson and Rafael
15:23Did you have a good time?
15:26Yeah
15:26We had a great time
15:31Look at all the candies
15:33One moment
15:34My bag is almost empty
15:39How come yours is so full?
15:41Is he more handsome than you?
15:44Gabalga!
15:45And his...
15:46Gabalga!
15:48Raquel
15:49Now that the kids have gotten a sugar rush
15:51Tell them to sell us the candy.
15:53I thought Steve and Laura had gone shopping
15:55But they haven't returned.
15:56They'll be fooling around somewhere
15:58It's Halloween!
15:59Hey, Harriet
16:00You've disappointed me a little
16:02By?
16:03I thought you'd at least try on the hump.
16:17No, no, listen to me
16:19I've waited long enough.
16:20If you don't do what I've told you
16:22I'll send the hostages to the other side.
16:25That's better.
16:27The pizzas will arrive in five minutes
16:31Another ten minutes and they'll give them to us for free.
16:35Oyote!
16:42Oyote!
16:44Laura
16:48That?
16:50I think I could narrow it down to this type
16:55Are you drunk?
16:58I don't mind
16:59I've put up with enough already.
17:04He has threatened us
17:05He's made us look ridiculous
17:06And on top of that, it won't let us order a pizza with anchovies
17:11Clark Kent has a limit
17:15Steve
17:16He has a gun
17:17He'll shoot you and kill you
17:19Go get him, Steve
17:45Superwoman, you just made a mistake
17:46Not like the one his parents committed.
17:52Les's
17:54Ah
17:56Ahwill
17:57Clear
18:07Ah
18:08Ah
18:10Ah
18:10Ah
18:11Ah
18:12Ah
18:12Ah
18:13Ah
18:13Ah
18:13Ah
18:13Oh
18:15Ah
18:20Steve, you've been fantastic.
18:23Call me Karate Steve
18:25My mother
18:43Laura
18:46That?
18:48I think I can narrow it down to this type
18:52Like in the movies?
18:57Well, I have to do something to save you
19:14What are you doing?
19:15Nothing, nothing, no
19:20Nothing... nothing
19:22Sit down again next to Chacacán
19:31Well, finally say that pizza
19:34Come on, kid, come on
19:40Why has it taken so long?
19:42Why has it taken so long?
19:42The sentence is that they prick him the time
19:47That?
19:47What if real sunflower seeds?
19:48Yes, and that better be a real pizza.
19:51Yes, it is, the best in the whole city
19:53And only $22
19:56Invite the police
19:58That?
19:58Yes, it is necessary to appropriate
20:03Open it yourself
20:09Do you see it?
20:10Do you see it?
20:12Do you see it?
20:12Do you see it?
20:13Do you see it?
20:18Do you see it?
20:47Are you OK?
20:49You are obliged to distribute
20:50Canned goods and pork products
20:52I want to know where you've gone
20:54And what has happened
20:55Karl
20:56Can I talk to you for a moment?
20:59What do you want, Steve?
21:02I...
21:04I just...
21:05Steve, what's wrong?
21:07I am a coward
21:10What are you saying?
21:13I imagined myself subduing that thief
21:16Resolving the situation
21:18I was a chicken
21:20I did everything he told me to do.
21:23Steve, that's what you should have done
21:25No no
21:27Laura was in danger
21:28I mean, I should have done something
21:30Steve
21:31That man was armed
21:33If you had tried something
21:35I could have hurt you
21:36He could have hurt Laura
21:37But you tried
21:39You came in wearing that ridiculous wig
21:41And such an execrable accent
21:46You behaved like a hero, Karl
21:50Steve
21:52Can you keep a secret for me?
21:54Clear
21:55I was scared to death
21:58Well, it didn't seem like it.
22:00Just because
22:02I've been taught how to handle those situations
22:06I had to use
22:07Your rubber snakes
22:09Yeah
22:10It's true
22:13Look, Steve
22:14You kept my daughter
22:16You made sure nothing happened to him
22:18You did everything you could
22:20And for me
22:21That makes you a hero
22:24Thanks, Karl
22:26Thank you!
22:28Thank you!
22:48Thank you!
23:00Thank you!
23:00Thank you!
23:01Thank you!
23:01Thank you!
23:09Thank you!
23:10Thank you!
23:10Thank you!
23:11Thank you!
23:12Thank you!
23:12Thank you!
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