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00:00Today in Humor Amarillo we will see couples break up forever.
00:05To couples trying to save their relationship.
00:10There may even be a new couple or two.
00:14Come on, Cuderín! Jump!
00:19And!
00:20The Chinese curry is here.
00:23If it will be, we will laugh.
00:26Run, jump here, go without stopping.
00:30Yellow Humor, come back now!
00:37Welcome to a very special program filled with love.
00:40As the sign says, today the competition is for pairs of two people who love each other.
00:44But the question is, will they love each other after passing through here?
00:47We started with a lot of couples, but maybe by the end of the program we'll only have singles.
00:53Crises will arise, there will be jealousy, we will have arguments and all those wonderful things that come with having a partner.
00:59That's why we've called today's exciting program, Dangerous Liaisons.
01:03But there are two people who do not have a partner and live alone in a castle.
01:06I like being single, Junior.
01:08I'm doing great too.
01:10Who needs nuns?
01:11That's what I say, Takesi.
01:13We had a great time on this balcony.
01:15Let's see what that unfortunate Tani does.
01:16Go on, look at it.
01:17There you go! I made my magic powder and surprise!
01:20How funny is Tani, right?
01:23Well, look, I'm much funnier.
01:25Do you want me to prove it to you?
01:26Are you telling me you're funnier than Tani?
01:28Pay attention, Jenny.
01:29I'm going to pull this thread and something magical is going to happen.
01:31You'll see what a thing.
01:33More impressive than a Dibi Copperfield trick.
01:35Do you remember?
01:36That magician who was in a fake alliance with Claudia Chiffer.
01:39Watch out, Takesi, you almost poked your eye out!
01:41Is that what you were going to do?
01:43No, no, Junior.
01:44Look at it.
01:44Look.
01:45Flip out.
01:45Attentive.
01:47I'm going to drive you crazy.
01:48But what happens when you pull the thread?
01:50Wow, how beautiful!
01:51It's beautiful, but I can do that too, Takesi.
01:54But what are you saying?
01:55You have no idea, man.
01:56Well, look, pay attention, Takesi.
01:58What do you say now?
01:59I think we need a girlfriend, Junior.
02:02What a pair of losers we are with these flowers on our heads.
02:06A thousand jokes!
02:07Your old Shaolin monk told me that love doesn't exist,
02:09that it is just a horror story.
02:11Let's see, who here agrees with the Shaolin monk?
02:15Oh, the truth is that I'm very happy being single.
02:19That thing about couples has always seemed old-fashioned to me, right?
02:21When you have an all-you-can-eat buffet, why eat just one dish if you can eat them all?
02:26That's why I want to thank this physique that my parents gave me.
02:29Without him I wouldn't get as many dates.
02:30Hello couple, how are you?
02:32Regular, because we are the kind of couples who break up and get back together, break up and get back together.
02:36But let's see one thing.
02:37Do you really love each other or are you just there?
02:39The answer is clear, don't rush.
02:41I want it, more than anything because with this face I have, I'll see where I can find one that can last me.
02:45Look at what a waste, huh?
02:47Well, we'll see how your relationship ends after this program.
02:50And how are you?
02:51My girlfriend says that if she were single she would hook up with you.
02:54Damn, I'm freaking out about the success I have with titis.
02:57I made him so happy, boom!
02:58Don't you realize that he doesn't love you?
02:59But if he didn't love me he wouldn't be with me, right?
03:02No? No? Or yes?
03:04Look, kid, I'm just going to give you a little piece of advice.
03:05Go for a walk and rethink your relationship, okay?
03:09Thanks so much for the advice, Tani.
03:10And then I want to talk to you, beautiful.
03:12You know, this reminds me of when I was called the relationship wrecker at high school.
03:16I've broken up more couples than all the people here combined.
03:18That was me.
03:18What fun memories!
03:20Let's stop being nostalgic and let's all get down to business.
03:28Hello, well, well, everyone with their girlfriend and me here alone.
03:31But I don't care, I'm going to interview a couple of posh guys who look like cheap scholarships.
03:35Hello, how are you, guys?
03:37I mean...
03:38Yes, yes.
03:39Do you know you have a very pretty girlfriend?
03:41How did you get it?
03:42I mean, I don't remember anymore, right?
03:44I think it's a tate, right?
03:45But what does it matter, right?
03:46If it was to ask something.
03:47You two make a good couple, super posh.
03:49Yes, I mean, right?
03:50Our parents are millionaires, aren't they?
03:52My dad has one of those construction companies that speculate, right?
03:54So what? What's going on?
03:56I'm hungry!
03:57Look, let's eat some of this that I brought.
04:00Oh, that's cool, dude, huh?
04:01The favorite food of the posh.
04:02But what is that?
04:04Disgusting!
04:05I thought posh people ate Ferrero Luché.
04:08Oh, mitracillas.
04:10Now you have to find your better half.
04:12The girls have the pink half and the boys have the blue half.
04:14And when they come together we will have a complete heart.
04:17Pay attention, I'll put it together.
04:19Oh, it's breaking.
04:21It's just that it's a very fragile heart.
04:22By the way, do you want me to do something really funny?
04:25Yes, well look.
04:28We are the bachelor squad and we don't like girlfriends.
04:31Come on, you, why don't you need women?
04:33I like to be free, as Nino Bravo said.
04:36Of course.
04:37And why do you like being alone?
04:39Because I am very independent and I don't care about commitments.
04:42Very good, very good.
04:43I'll talk.
04:44Sure, tell us your case.
04:46Girlfriends are for weaklings.
04:48Very good.
04:48And you, panda bear, did you have something to say?
04:50Well, there are nights when I'm very lonely and I'd like to have a girl by my side.
04:56Expelled!
04:57I already have her screaming.
04:58Long live single life!
04:59Viva!
05:00To the gate!
05:01And here we go with the mega doors of love panic.
05:05The boys have to go through them to get to the flour pool,
05:07where they must find half a heart.
05:10Then they will have to find their partner, who has the other half,
05:13and when you have a complete and radiant heart, you will have passed the test.
05:16A test in which they will have to overcome great obstacles to keep their relationship afloat.
05:21For example, a loud bang on a door can snap you out of your crush.
05:25and you may realize that you don't really love your girlfriend.
05:29A roll in the mud can do the opposite,
05:31that when your girl sees you she says,
05:33And that filthy guy is my boyfriend?!
05:34Come on, throw it away, I don't love you anymore!
05:36Then there is the problem of the fights.
05:38When a man tells his girl she's smart
05:40and that he could have already gone through the doors and taken the blows.
05:43And an argument that starts there, as a silly thing, can end in drama and a breakup.
05:48But let's not forget one of the biggest obstacles of this test,
05:51the henchmen!
05:52Because who knows if one of these contestants might fall in love with a henchman and leave his girlfriend.
05:56Hey, what could be going on? Those uniforms are really cool.
05:59With all these obstacles, it is normal that before reaching the goal,
06:03many relationships have already ended.
06:04The contestants head straight to the flour pool,
06:07where their respective spouses await them.
06:09Here's another big hurdle.
06:10But, after finding your other half, go and search for your partner in that crowd.
06:15Why? What happens if you accidentally get confused and hook up with someone else right in front of your girlfriend?
06:20Go on, search! Roll in the flour! Look for the heart!
06:23Damn, could you help me a little, Puri!
06:25And pay attention, there will be much more to talk about this strange couple in a little while.
06:30I've got the heart! Come on, come on, run!
06:33Oh, how nice, chupi!
06:34But, Antonio, come here, I'll give you a hug. Are you going to avoid me or what?
06:36Oh, what a shame! So you've abandoned it. I can't believe it, how unlucky.
06:42Gosh! Have you been together a long time or something? Huh?
06:45No, 15 years or so. Normal.
06:49Hey, now that you're single, you could come to my trailer.
06:51I just got back with him.
06:53Wow! I'm a matchmaker. Give your new boyfriend a kiss, come on. That's great!
06:56These are tough times for love, and there are only 87 couples left together.
07:11Well, I was just wandering around, hoping I could find a girl who had just broken up, and look what I found.
07:17You've broken up, haven't you?
07:18No, I deleted it! And it's your fault!
07:21Why? Why did you argue?
07:23Don't go away! It's stupid!
07:25Excuse me, what heels? What do you mean?
07:28I wore heels to compete!
07:31Oh, what a loser!
07:34Well, they looked good on me!
07:35Now, let's go!
07:38They walk like crabs!
07:41A couple will have to jump from seesaw to seesaw at the same time.
07:46This way will show how well-matched they are.
07:48Because if one of the two fails, goodbye to the contest and goodbye to the couple too.
07:53On the seesaw!
07:55We love each other very much!
07:59Curious, only the guy said that phrase.
08:01The girl can't stand her boyfriend.
08:03That hair, that pink shirt, that sooty headband.
08:07That way of leaving her hanging.
08:08They don't like sports!
08:10This couple is something else, you understand?
08:12Hey, I correct myself, the woman was about to fall into the water by herself.
08:16This pair of cyclists always ride in tandem.
08:18And as you can see, she pedals and he, being a cheeky guy, lets himself be carried.
08:22We are fun military people!
08:24Yes, they are fun.
08:26She is laughing at the stupid things her husband does.
08:28And he's the king of humor when he does those choreographies in the barracks.
08:31But is it a solid couple?
08:33No, because he is not a military man.
08:34He bought those clothes at a camouflage store.
08:36We are a liberal couple!
08:39They are such a liberal couple that she doesn't wait for her husband and goes on the seesaw alone.
08:44Help me, honey! I'm drowning!
08:47How funny that you left me alone!
08:48Here I go!
08:50More than a liberal couple, they are a couple of geeks.
08:52Can you explain this liberal couple thing to me? Let's see.
08:55Well, we can have relationships with other people.
08:58Wow, how interesting, I'm very liberal too.
09:00Well, look how good it is.
09:01Do we do partner swapping?
09:03Well, I don't know what kind of partner you have, unless it's your caravan.
09:06What a funny guy, huh!
09:08We're going to the Caribbean!
09:10Here we have another couple that is not at all united.
09:12He wants to win the yellow humor award to go to the Caribbean.
09:15And she, on the other hand, just wants the prize to buy herself some clothes.
09:18Because the one they have is a bit old-fashioned.
09:20Well, neither the Caribbean nor new clothes.
09:22Just another couple on the verge of dysfunction.
09:24Have you waxed, darling?
09:25No!
09:26Poyochín!
09:27This couple had decided to move away from their previous position to come and compete.
09:29While the girl is dressed to the nines,
09:31He looks like a mess, dirty, unshaven, and without fighting back.
09:34The woman has made up her mind.
09:36Or she passes this test and leaves him, because she can't take it anymore.
09:38Well, what a guy has gone against the camera.
09:40Let's get to it!
09:41This couple shops at the same stores as the badly dressed couple.
09:45And there's only one thing worse than dressing badly.
09:47Wearing the same outfit as those who dress badly.
09:50The two listen to the jeers of the audience.
09:52And he can't stand it and tries to commit suicide.
09:56What a coincidence to wear the same clothes as those before!
09:58It was on sale, wasn't it?
10:00Yes, it was almost a gift.
10:01You're so smiley, because you wanted to commit suicide.
10:04No, suicidal, joking.
10:06I'm an executive!
10:07And a psychologist!
10:07This couple doesn't work because of his job.
10:10He is always very busy.
10:11He comes home late.
10:12He forgets about dates with his girlfriend.
10:14Because his career is more important to him than his relationship.
10:17And this is what happens to those people.
10:20Now I'm going to tell you where you and your work are going.
10:23We are karatekas!
10:24The man in this couple is a little absent-minded.
10:27And he only put on the top part of the uniform.
10:29And just as he has not remembered to dress well,
10:31He forgets the karate technique they had rehearsed to pass the test.
10:35She has done well, but he has fallen apart.
10:37We are a young couple!
10:39By young couple, these two do not mean their age,
10:42but because they met recently.
10:44Specifically, before starting the program.
10:46So you know the basics.
10:47They know their names, they have their phone numbers
10:49and of course they have already had sex.
10:52And that little bit that they have left to know each other
10:54This is what the girl needs to pass the test.
10:56Come on, try it!
10:58What did you say your name was?
10:59They did it!
11:00There are only 74 couples left in the competition.
11:03What do you see?
11:04Well, couples.
11:06Check out the burgers, fun things always happen there.
11:08Takesi?
11:09Oops, there are ants crossing.
11:11They're all drowning us!
11:12Who gave those ants permission to come through here, hey?
11:16Poor little ants, aren't they?
11:17Look, Takeshi!
11:19There he sees a bee of the Singing species.
11:21Look, look, run!
11:22Let's see, let's see.
11:22How well they sang!
11:29Oh!
11:29There's a poacher who wants to catch her, dammit!
11:32Leave him alone, he's a protected species!
11:35Should we get off to help?
11:36Well, don't go overboard, rain.
11:38Let's not take things out of context.
11:39Besides, we already boxed it.
11:40Oh, a dancing beetle!
11:42How funny it is!
11:43How he moves his skeleton!
11:44Oh, the hunter is going for him too!
11:46What a mean guy!
11:47What's up, Takeshi?
11:48Has it caught you?
11:49Not yet, but I don't think it will be long, because the beetle is running in circles.
11:52Wow!
11:53There you go, you've got it.
11:54He already has two.
11:55And what have you done with them?
11:56Come on, he just wanted them to be his friends, to live with him.
11:59The poor guy must have been very lonely.
12:00And why two?
12:02I like threesomes.
12:03Go on!
12:03And now you're probably wondering, what will the surfing test on the ironing board be like?
12:07for couples?
12:08Because both of them don't fit on the table, which is a one-person table.
12:11Well, very easy.
12:12The man surfs first, passes the baton to the woman, and she has to reach the finish line.
12:16That surfing is done by relay, go on.
12:19Let's surf!
12:21You look so handsome, darling!
12:23Well, go on, you!
12:25Do silly things that I like!
12:27Here we have a couple who love each other very much and who wear blindfolds.
12:30Why do you have to tell the guy he looks good in that shirt he's wearing?
12:34Come on, baby!
12:35Runs!
12:35Very good, you've jumped the nipple well!
12:37Give me the relief!
12:38Come on, give me the little human!
12:39Run, darling, I'll follow!
12:41Well, with your head it's fine.
12:42No, your head is no good.
12:44Let's see what kind of joke this is.
12:45We have said that we must shake hands.
12:47Wow!
12:47Both of them into the water for cheating.
12:50Oh, honey!
12:50How pretty you look wet!
12:52Go on you!
12:53Josemari!
12:54This Indian woman says ugly things to me!
12:55I will save you, my love!
12:57And now get ready to see the beautiful story of the knight who runs fast
13:00to save the princess from the clutches of the dragon.
13:04To do so, the knight overcomes great obstacles.
13:07But what is this gentleman doing?
13:08But this guy is a fool who didn't save the princess.
13:11Look, the poor thing has been pushed into the water by the dragon.
13:16Hey, kid!
13:17This one says you're going home by taxi!
13:19Have you left me again?
13:21This was the couple we met before, who broke up and got back together, broke up and got back together.
13:25And that's how they spend their lives.
13:27They are a bit heavy, it must be said.
13:29Before starting the test they were together.
13:31Now they have separated.
13:32But when he sees his girlfriend, he falls in love with her again.
13:34I love you, I love you, baby!
13:35Well, no, I don't love you anymore, we'll break up, see you later.
13:38Oh, I thought better of it, I love you, darling!
13:40I want us to be together again!
13:42Let's talk to these cool guys.
13:43What is your situation now?
13:44We've left it!
13:45Wow!
13:46But just a moment ago I had returned.
13:48I'm already lost.
13:49But let's see, why do you do that?
13:50It's just that we're a little bit crazy, you know?
13:52You both have some serious problems, by the way.
13:55Especially yours, man, it's immense.
13:57What a brick, huh?
13:58I'll wait for you in my pajamas!
14:00Right now we're going to sleep, baby!
14:02This couple is wearing pajamas because they want to go to sleep early.
14:05Well, come on, both of you, let's take a nap in the water.
14:08Come on, you're coming to a bad yellow place to sleep, of course.
14:11Go sleep on the couch, man!
14:15Where is my kitten?
14:17Meow, meow!
14:18Here we have a couple of cats who love each other very much.
14:21But the truth is that cats really like fish.
14:24And he saw it and couldn't resist eating it.
14:27And the poor kitten who was in heat waiting for him is thrown headfirst into the water.
14:31Although since she's a cat, she always lands on her feet.
14:34Hey, you're not cats, you're people.
14:36We're cats, look.
14:37Meow, meow!
14:38These are hanging.
14:40How much do you love me, darling?
14:41A lot!
14:42But how much is a lot?
14:44Well, a lot!
14:45But let's see, on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you love me?
14:4812!
14:49Come on, tell me your two cakes, I can't handle them.
14:52What do you mean 12, dumb?
14:53If he told you from 1 to 10, let's see if we think about the answers a little.
14:56Oh, honey, that 12 thing got me excited.
14:59Well, don't get so excited, girl, and pay more attention to the test, because then what happens happens.
15:03This nonsense and you'll both end up in the water.
15:06Honey, there's someone else!
15:09What do you mean, another person?
15:11This man rushes to talk to his partner about the other person's issue.
15:16He sees the horns growing on her head, his girlfriend with someone else, and that pushes him to the platform, where he meets his girlfriend.
15:23Honey, there's another person here with me, India is here, but I'm not cheating on you.
15:28Oh, okay.
15:28What do I want more stupid?
15:30Once this little misunderstanding is over, the girl sets out to show her boyfriend how much she loves him.
15:33There has never been another and there never will be.
15:35Well, at least it's fixed.
15:48Are you bored with the monotonous life as a couple?
15:50Do you want to save your relationship by seeking new emotions?
15:53Then you've come to the right place.
15:55Get on the stripping bowl with your partner and throw yourself down the ramp.
16:03Hold me tight, baby!
16:05Oh, what are we doing, pirates! Come on, let's sing together!
16:11This couple is so bored with everyday life that they get excited with just a little bit of it.
16:15To show the woman that it seems like the most exciting thing she's ever done.
16:19What is it not?
16:20We live!
16:21In a semi-detached house!
16:22No wonder you're bored, pirates!
16:28This couple went to live in a townhouse on the outskirts.
16:30They soon realized that they had plenty of space, but that living there was very boring.
16:34And they decided to leave the semi-detached house and live in this bowl, which is smaller, but more fun.
16:39We don't have sex!
16:44This couple would be perfect if it weren't for that little detail they just mentioned.
16:48The desire has been extinguished.
16:50They don't even sleep in the same bed.
16:51And the bowl doesn't seem to have helped solve the crisis.
16:55They are still very far apart.
16:56He prefers to sleep alone in his bowl.
16:58And she, after taking a relaxing bath, goes to watch a little TV.
17:02And it even seems that the pirate duo is in crisis.
17:05Oh, pirate, I'm falling!
17:08We never talk!
17:09There is no communication anymore!
17:10That doesn't happen to us, right, pirate?
17:17And here we have the Cudeiro couple, who have communication problems.
17:20Come on, they stopped talking a week after meeting each other.
17:23But talk to her, pirate!
17:24Say something, run!
17:26Come on, Chino Cudeiro, talk to your girlfriend!
17:28Tell her you love her!
17:29It may be the last chance you have before you die!
17:31Come on, tell him I love you!
17:33Cañiño, I wanted to tell you before that you...
17:36No, the Cudeiro couple died without being able to say that they loved each other!
17:40We don't look at each other!
17:45This couple is so tired of each other that they literally turn their backs on each other.
17:49They live together, yes, but so as not to be alone.
17:52They don't even love each other.
17:53They wish the worst on each other.
17:55My girlfriend only loves me for my body!
17:57It's a lie!
18:01This couple is in crisis because he thinks she only loves him for his looks.
18:05Let's see something, kid.
18:07In this couple it's obvious that she's the pretty one and you're the geek.
18:10You may love yourself for many things, but not for your physical appearance.
18:12I sing well!
18:13They sing badly!
18:14The reason for the crisis of these two is clear.
18:20He sings a lot and badly.
18:22She is so embarrassed when she does it in public and can't take it anymore.
18:25But maybe the bowl can save their relationship.
18:28I saved you, my love!
18:30I saved you from the bowl!
18:32That's what took my pirate heart!
18:34So there is reconciliation?
18:36Have you overcome the crisis?
18:37Well, it's clear that yes, we love each other again.
18:41We were over it, but after hearing him, I think I'll call it quits again.
18:45I think your love ends here, kid.
18:48I'm very nervous!
18:50But me more!
18:52I'm always under attack!
18:55I'm nervous!
18:57I can't take it anymore!
18:58I'm hysterical!
18:59Bye bye!
19:01Goodbye, friends!
19:03We love you all!
19:04Bye bye!
19:05Phew!
19:05This couple is terrible.
19:06They are cyclotinic.
19:08Justly.
19:08They have problems living together.
19:10Suck on that pirate!
19:11He won!
19:11Do it to me, love!
19:12Right here, baby!
19:13Do it to me!
19:14Now come cut these two crazy people.
19:16Every minute three couples break up in the world and here we only have 49 left.
19:20Wow!
19:21I also want to have a partner, I'm the only one on the show who's single.
19:24Wait, I have an idea.
19:25I'm going to call my sister Pepita.
19:26Pepita, come!
19:27Come here, let's pretend to be a couple so they don't get away from me anymore.
19:30Come on!
19:31I'm your girlfriend!
19:32How cool it is to have a girlfriend!
19:33Let's say at the same time, we love each other.
19:34Come on!
19:35We love each other!
19:35Oh, how embarrassing!
19:37We're just lying about it, otherwise it's incest, okay?
19:39Okay, Pipi, come on.
19:41We love each other!
19:42Oh, you're my sister, it's embarrassing to say it!
19:44I feel so weird!
19:45Come on, go on!
19:45Let's get to it!
19:46Come on, now yes!
19:47We love each other!
19:48Oh, I can't, I can't, I can't!
19:49Oh, how silly!
19:50These two are the fools!
19:51I was, yes, virgin!
19:52Come on!
19:53We love each other!
19:54Nagora and plaster!
19:57One, two, three Japanese hide-and-seek in pairs.
20:00This is the next test.
20:01The pairs, joined by a rope around their legs, will have to climb a hill to reach the finish line.
20:06But without being caught by Chucky when he turns around, because in that case they will be eliminated.
20:11Let's Play.
20:11Come on, when Chucky starts counting, you guys start going up.
20:15One, two, three, Japanese hide-and-seek!
20:19The first person to fall, this kid, who took his girlfriend with him.
20:24And this other couple will have a long talk when they get home.
20:29One, two, three, hide-and-seek for couples!
20:33May you all be still, damned!
20:35One, two, three!
20:36Who wants to have a child like me?
20:37This girl got scared when she heard the word son and fell to the ground.
20:40One, two, three!
20:41Who wants to be my girlfriend this time?
20:43Obviously no one.
20:44One balloon, two balloons, three balloons.
20:46The moon is a balloon that got away from me.
20:48But Chucky, did you have a bad lollipop?
20:50One, two, three!
20:51Please answer again.
20:52Of course, he must have mixed hip flasks with Coca-Cola and that's always bad.
20:55One, two, three!
20:57All together.
20:57Add up to six!
20:59See you!
21:01Four, five, six!
21:03Now you see!
21:03Wait this moment is so much fun!
21:06Goodbye, girl!
21:07And now...
21:07Goodbye, boy!
21:09Bye bye!
21:10There is only one couple left in the Japanese hideout.
21:12The couple that remains is not just any couple.
21:15They love each other so much that they live tied to each other, but in a literal sense.
21:18So they live like this, with a rope attached.
21:21Yes, they took the idea of marriage, of living together for life, too literally.
21:27And how do they do certain things? How do they go to the bathroom?
21:29Well, they go together. That's what marriage is all about, isn't it?
21:32Colin, well if I have to see my partner in the bathroom doing his business every day, I'd rather not.
21:37You are a smart one.
21:38You want all the advantages, but none of the disadvantages.
21:41Well, yes.
21:42And this couple, who live so close together, passes this test; if not, it's not up to discussion.
21:45Yes, although the man already looks a little overwhelmed.
21:48He can't take it anymore and the poor guy collapses.
21:51Seeing your girlfriend in the bathroom every day is very hard.
21:55Junior, I want to have a girlfriend.
21:56Look, Takeshi, since I'm your friend, I'm going to help you get a girl.
21:59Put this on. Trust me, okay? It never fails.
22:02What's this? A farmer's suit.
22:05Come on, go to the fitting room over there and put it on, hurry up.
22:07And while I'm going to see if I can catch any couples having a romp.
22:10Oh, how nice!
22:13How handsome!
22:14But who is that handsome guy? I see it before my eyes.
22:17You're a supermodel, aren't you?
22:19No, it's me, Junior.
22:20Takeshi, wow, I can't believe it. You don't look the same.
22:24And thanks to the clothes you gave me.
22:25Do you think he's flirtatious?
22:27Bind? You're going to kill it, Takeshi.
22:29Look what you do with the umbrella.
22:31And with that you're going to drive her crazy, I tell you.
22:34How long has it been since you declared your love to your partner?
22:36I don't remember the last time you told him I love you.
22:38Well, the time has come for you to win her over again as if it were the first time.
22:42In I Want to Be Your Love.
22:44My boyfriend has still left me.
22:47And only because I cheated on him.
22:49If you have to be mean, Joe.
22:52Let's declare!
22:53Who's throwing stones at my balcony?
22:56It's me!
22:57And what do you want?
22:58Tell you something.
23:00And what is that little thing?
23:01Well, a little thing that starts with...
23:05Oh!
23:05Over there?
23:06Not that way.
23:07I can't remember what it is.
23:08Boy, what a sad way to declare your love.
23:10What little thing was it?
23:11Tell me.
23:12Leave it, aunt.
23:13You can tell me something better than that.
23:14Who is that dark-skinned guy I'm seeing in front of me?
23:17Well, your boyfriend.
23:18You just don't recognize me.
23:20Please hold me to the appointment.
23:22Of course, where is the romantic man this girl met on the first date?
23:26Well, there it stayed, on the first date.
23:32Tell me nice things, my love!
23:34I just can't think of anything!
23:36But think!
23:37Well, let's give them a moment to think.
23:40And the truth is that this blow has been quite beautiful.
23:43But not.
23:44It seems the girl didn't like it.
23:45She preferred something more romantic.
23:47Let's talk to the girl.
23:48Let's see what happens.
23:49You feel disappointed, don't you?
23:50What a character your boyfriend is.
23:52But don't cry.
23:53Leave her and come with me.
23:54I would say nice things to you.
23:56What a disappointment he has given the poor boy.
23:59Am I dreaming or is he my Prince Charming?
24:01What prince?
24:02Yes it's me.
24:03That was a compliment, man.
24:04You don't understand.
24:05Ah, that was a compliment.
24:06I'm your prince, darling.
24:08Well, I love you, my prince.
24:10Look, at least one couple has fallen in love again.
24:13My our secret word!
24:16Abanibí!
24:17For those who don't know the song,
24:19Abanibí means I love you, love.
24:21But sometimes saying I love you hurts.
24:24Honey, tell him again that I like him.
24:27Abanibí.
24:30Josito, I hope these things on my head aren't horns.
24:33No, I have them too, Marisa.
24:35Well, a couple who wear strange horns on their heads.
24:39Could it be that they have been put on each other?
24:40If you've slept with someone else, I'll kill you.
24:44You wretch, don't escape.
24:46I'll get you, bad man.
24:48Let it be where you live.
24:50Animal was completely shocked by this story.
24:53So let's talk to this couple.
24:54Have you cheated on each other?
24:55No, no, no.
24:56Well, yes, a little bit.
24:57But just a little bit, okay?
24:59Yes, I admit it, I put them on.
25:02You can't resist the temptation.
25:03Apologize to your face, come on.
25:05I'm so sorry!
25:07What do you say?
25:08I'm inviting you to the movies!
25:10But let's see, kid.
25:11Do you think inviting your girlfriend to the movies is a romantic way to win her back?
25:16And the worst part is that he probably wanted to take her to one of those movies where everyone in China gets into a fight.
25:20And the time has come for the final test.
25:22Nakasone's cannons in pairs.
25:25As long as one person takes his or her life to cross the bridge, the other will just have to throw the golden ball and cheer.
25:30Look, the groom has lost his face.
25:32Hello pirates, I have new friends.
25:33Oh, what are you doing!
25:35What a strange way you have of showing your affection, pirates!
25:39Oh, I like it though! Oh, I like it, I like it!
25:42To the bridge!
25:43Honey, I told you not to put the miniskirt on you.
25:45Leave me alone!
25:46The truth is that your girlfriend is somewhat right.
25:49You shouldn't have worn that outfit to come here.
25:51I'll just tell you one reason.
25:52Pinky Winky!
25:54The pirate will go crazy when he sees your muscles and will try to hunt you down to have you in his trophy collection.
25:59Watch out, honey!
26:00These guys shoot bullets!
26:02They're leading the way!
26:03Well, you could have gone up there, soloist!
26:05Oh my goodness!
26:06They're leaving his calves raw!
26:09That's what I like most about him!
26:10That's what you get for being clever, for coming in a miniskirt.
26:15Come on, baby!
26:16I'm celebrating our silver anniversary!
26:18Of course!
26:19This couple has been married for 25 years and has decided to celebrate their silver wedding anniversary in style,
26:24coming to compete in yellow humor.
26:26No invitations or cruises.
26:28They wanted to be original.
26:30Come on, baby, here's to 25 more years!
26:32The man has listened for 25 more years and has collapsed.
26:35Poor woman has been left without a golden wedding.
26:37My part, pirate!
26:38I can't do it, honey!
26:40I'll do it myself, Pintrafilla, let me.
26:41This is the couple who met a little while before entering the Humor Amarillo competition.
26:46Despite having been together for such a short time, they are already completely in love.
26:50Oh, honey, I'm so nervous!
26:51But what are you doing?
26:52Why are you moving like that?
26:53Are you feeling the shakes?
26:54The kid dances like he's at a disco, but that's what he does when he's really nervous.
26:58Don't give him anything, okay!
26:58Don't ask for big hits!
27:00No!
27:00No, baby, I love you, I adore you, I love you!
27:03It's that, my goodness, I can't look, I can't look at what a crazy ball that is, my goodness.
27:09They've left you without a nose.
27:10Pinky, don't throw at him anymore, please, I'm begging you, please!
27:13There, bring me a linden tea, please.
27:15It's a good thing she only met him a while ago, because if you end up being her long-term boyfriend, we'd have to call emergency services.
27:19Hearing from those parts, as there is to let go, do you remember or unfortunate ones?
27:24I wanted to have children, I wanted to have lots of them.
27:26Pintrafilla, your boyfriend has been left without a nacasones.
27:28He won't do this again.
27:29And the pirate trio loves that.
27:32I'm sure you don't mind!
27:33No, I'll do it for real!
27:35Here we have a girl who has decided to be the one to cross the bridge, because she says that women can do the same things as men.
27:41Well, because of that and because the man is such a coward that he doesn't dare to go up there.
27:45This woman wants to fight for equality.
27:47He thinks it's wrong that only the kids are getting hit with the ball.
27:49He says they also have rights.
27:51Of course, woman, take the hit.
27:53We are with you.
27:54You have the right to take hits, but not just soft ones, but hits on all children.
27:59The girl is going through a bad time.
28:03Here we see a fundamental difference between men and women.
28:06While women encourage their partners to get angry...
28:08Does anyone hear cheering for their boyfriend?
28:10Well no, because the bastard is ignoring her.
28:12But tell him something, man.
28:14What a hit you've got, huh?
28:16The girl has climbed back up and her boyfriend continues to cheer her on in his own way.
28:19Hey, did they hurt you, honey?
28:22Well, you'll see, you bastard.
28:23What a little question.
28:25They just hit him with a ball right through his entire cranial base.
28:28Well, you'll tell me if it hurts or not.
28:29The pirate trio feels sorry for the girl, because she is with such a short man.
28:33They don't even give him a sign of affection, even a little respite.
28:36But... how small is it?
28:38Well, very small, it's already finished.
28:40Honey, that shot in the breasts hurts.
28:42It's that I don't know how I have it.
28:44The girl has just discovered a great truth while trying to cross the bridge.
28:47Not only does she not love her boyfriend, but when he comes down she's going to kill him.
28:51In the name of equality, women are hit in the feet with balls.
28:55He gets hit in the back by balls.
28:57And he gets hit in the face by a ball.
29:00Honey, they haven't deformed your face, because I don't want to be a monster.
29:04He's a very superficial guy.
29:06I really think this guy is deserving of a public lynching.
29:09And the girl has succeeded.
29:11She runs to let go of her boyfriend.
29:12Good, good.
29:14Now when I see her, we'll see if she's fed up.
29:16Her punishment is going to be much worse than Pinky Winky's.
29:18And pay attention, because we're going to see what the woman has done to her man.
29:22Pintrafilla, tell us.
29:23He forced me to build a bridge and the aunt.
29:25But let's see, that's not so bad.
29:27It's that the rope is beaten to my parts.
29:29Well, that does hurt, yes.
29:31I don't even know why I'm going out with him, if you only have to see his face.
29:33It's my fault.
29:35Of course it's yours, wing. Bye.
29:38By the way, have you seen how tanned I am?
29:40It's that we live in an attic and you...
29:42Do you want to live in a penthouse like me?
29:46Don't freak out or anything.
29:48Well, you can start talking now.
29:49Or as they say in Japanese,
29:51Avanibi wants to tell you that love.
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