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00:00Ready, start! Now!
00:02Get comfortable in your seats, because today's Humor Amarillo is loaded with pathetic contestants and pathetic situations.
00:08We don't close the door on anyone here!
00:11Some will reach heaven, others hell. Go ahead, Cudeirín!
00:21Igué!
00:21The Chinese curreiro is here.
00:25Without them we will laugh.
00:27Run, jump here, it goes without stopping!
00:31Yellow Humor, come back now!
00:57People are born where they want, not where their ID is.
00:59Man! What are you doing here? You always leave at the end, babe. What's wrong with you? The show hasn't even started yet. You have no reason to be crying now.
01:08I just want to watch House.
01:09The fact that?
01:10House.
01:10The fact that?
01:11To your mother.
01:12But hey, I've said it before. Did I tell you I have the complete first season on DVD in my RV? I bought it because I like to watch it on lonely nights. But if you want, we can watch it together and it won't be so lonely. What do you think? Shall we watch House? It's really funny, his reviews and his dialogue, right? Okay, let's watch House, man.
01:29Look, you've already got me fed up with the caravan thing. Tell my brother if you want. A pain.
01:36It happens to you a lot, man.
01:38Because?
01:38You're blaming the poor girls.
01:40And what do you want me to do with the guys? Well, look, I'm going to suggest you come to the caravan, man.
01:44Well, that would be something new, really. I might not say no to you, you rascal.
01:49Well, come here, silly, come. Give me a kiss here on the mouth, come on.
01:55We interrupt Humor Amarillo to give some important news.
01:58Reporter Pepe Libistón has just been fired for overstepping his authority.
02:03Shut up! Shut up, you idiot! Pepe just got fired!
02:06Yes, General Tani, it was on Takeshi's orders.
02:09Well, Takeshi has a serious problem and little time to solve it.
02:13You have less than five minutes to hire a new reporter.
02:17Junior says he knows someone who would do very well, his little cousin.
02:22But Takeshi doesn't believe it. He's afraid Junior's cousin is like him.
02:26And Junior has a problem. He picks his nose live.
02:29Come on, Junior, touch it.
02:31In any case, there seems to be no other alternative.
02:34But just in case, we're going to put up an announcement.
02:36If you are a young journalist, you are not interested in money or having a job contract,
02:40very attentive to the program because...
02:42Reporter wanted!
02:44And please make it cheap.
02:46A thousand jokes!
02:47An old monk once told me.
02:50The richest man is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.
02:53Who lent me a euro?!
02:54That's how I like it!
02:58I should have asked for 50 talers.
03:00Let's see if these two will let me.
03:01Let's see, will you let me have it?
03:03Well, he's asked the wrong people.
03:06Because these two come to look for work in yellow love.
03:09They've heard we're looking for a reporter and they want the job.
03:12Damn, so fast?
03:13Well, it's going to be true that people watch this program.
03:16And what resume do these two have?
03:18Well, they are with radio talk shows.
03:20That is, they are the kind of people who know everything.
03:21About politics, about cinema, about literature, about law, about the environment.
03:25Well, they are of no use.
03:27Our reporter only needs to know one thing: yellow love.
03:30And now Tani is going to interview another of the reporter candidates.
03:33A girl who has a very misconception about what it takes to get through the casting.
03:37Of course, there are very frivolous people,
03:39who think that we are only going to focus on their legs.
03:41And nothing could be further from the truth, right?
03:43Yes, I think so.
03:44And this other girl is also offering herself for the position of reporter.
03:47She is actually an executive secretary, but she wants to turn her life around.
03:51Well, the turn starts badly,
03:52Because if she expects us to hire her in that shirt, she's in trouble.
03:56Not even if I pose.
03:58Well, I'm going to say it right now.
04:00Ah, you already know what I'm going to say.
04:03Nougat!
04:03Dolores, what do you think the ideal tabloid reporter is like?
04:10Well, daring, nice, without fear of ridicule,
04:13but above all, keep one thing very clear,
04:14that the contestants must...
04:16Give it a go!
04:17Hi, I'm Junior's cousin, the new yellow humor reporter intern.
04:21I'm a very serious person and I'm not going to go around hitting on girls.
04:25My job here is very simple.
04:27I'm going to do in-depth interviews
04:28and to bring the contestants' feelings to light.
04:31I am not ambitious.
04:33I settle for a bowl of rice and little else.
04:35I am even willing to do the same tests
04:37that the poor contestants face.
04:39I'm that nice.
04:41For example, I'm going to jump over the wall.
04:43I'm going to do it.
04:43It's going to be spectacular, huh?
04:44It's going to be the bomb.
04:46That when I get going, you'll see.
04:47Here I go.
04:48Look, huh?
04:48How cool, huh?
04:49I'm going to jump over the wall.
04:50But do it already heavy!
04:52Okay, okay.
04:54Oh, it's a little high, huh?
04:56Leave it, leave it.
04:57The contestants are coming.
04:59And they come ready and willing to face...
05:02The Little Wall of China.
05:04As a novelty, today we have buried several mattresses underground.
05:08That's why you will see that several contestants,
05:09among which is the aspiring reporter,
05:11will bounce off the ground.
05:14And we see it.
05:15Ponk!
05:15And it bounces.
05:16And there we see another one that also bounces.
05:18That, as the Japanese proverb says,
05:20bounces, bounces and floats on your ass.
05:22And today it is noticeable that we have many contestants,
05:24because the shouting is deafening.
05:27The yellow humor contestants are distinguished from the male contestants
05:30because they believe that yelling helps them pass tests better.
05:33But let's listen to them a little.
05:36Hey, your little cleavage is showing, girl.
05:38Be careful.
05:38But be quiet, be quiet.
05:39Let's hear them scream.
05:41But this looks like the Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
05:47At least.
05:49I'm starting to feel like screaming too.
05:52And there we see the male contestants
05:54that the macho men are trying to do.
05:56They endure their cries of suffering and terror.
05:59Just what they don't do at home.
06:01But what does that one do?
06:02What kind of push is that?
06:04But let's see how our intern reporter fares.
06:06Let's see if he can get an interview.
06:08One of those interviews of great human value.
06:12Hey, I wanted to tell you something.
06:14Can I just ask you one more question?
06:16How did we get through?
06:17You lift me up and then I'll help you, okay?
06:19Come on, aunt.
06:20We do it like this.
06:20Hey, listen to me, I want to interview you.
06:23I'll help you, come on!
06:24Well, it seems our new reporter is invisible.
06:27The contestants were already used to seeing Pepe's mustache.
06:30But let's give it another chance.
06:32That the kid deserves it.
06:34Or maybe not.
06:35Hey, hey, excuse me for a moment.
06:37Wait, don't jump, I want to interview you.
06:39But listen to me, man.
06:40I'm here and I'm the one from...
06:41Leave me alone, you bore!
06:43Second attempt and second failure.
06:45Well, let's wait for him to interview those who don't make it past the wall.
06:49Yes, but I think that today the contestants, as long as this one doesn't interview them,
06:53They do whatever it takes to jump the wall.
06:55I'm almost starting to feel sorry for this intern reporter, huh?
06:58Hey, would you mind skipping the test and giving me an interview?
07:01Wow, man, you're so selfish.
07:03But man, don't interview that guy, you'll distract him.
07:05Excuse me, come down for a moment, come down.
07:07Don't bore him.
07:09Okay, I won't bother you any longer, come on.
07:11There's only one more fool left on the other side, let's see if there's finally an interview now.
07:15A question occurred to me, you couldn't get over the wall, right?
07:17No, I'm here because I feel like it, don't fuck with me.
07:20Can I interview you then?
07:23Why can I ask you? I don't know.
07:25For your mother.
07:26And we're going to see a rerun of our trainee reporter's failed interviews.
07:31There we see how the contestants completely ignore him.
07:34Even this man, already getting on in years, preferred to leave his elbows rather than talk to the chicken.
07:47Juanito Calvici laughs because he just understood a joke that was told to him yesterday.
07:52Hey, Paco, if you break that chain, we won't buy you another one.
07:55Look, I told you, right?
07:57To the maze!
07:58As Tani has announced, we are in the mythical labyrinth of the Chinotaur.
08:02I'm finally going to meet my idols!
08:04And this young boy is going to fulfill his dream: meeting Paco Peluca and Juanito Calvicie.
08:09The only reason he came to Humor Amarillo was to have a laugh with his favorite characters from the show.
08:14But now that he's inside the labyrinth, he no longer finds it funny.
08:17Come on kid, it's your last chance, have a laugh with your idols.
08:22Very good.
08:23This small man wears a baseball uniform because he is a big fan of the sport.
08:29That's why, when given the slightest opportunity, he jumps to first base.
08:33Let's see it.
08:36Spectacular jump, but it still didn't prevent him from being eliminated.
08:39And here we have a girl who is a little slow processing.
08:44He just realized he's in Humor Amarillo.
08:46He just found out that this is the Chinotaur's labyrinth.
08:49At this moment she realizes that they are going to chase her.
08:52And now he realizes there's water behind the doors.
08:54I'm very nervous, I'm super nervous!
08:56This woman is very affectionate.
08:59We have told Paco and Juanito to be careful with her,
09:01because if you're not careful, he'll give you a hug.
09:04There we see her trying to talk to a door and as it doesn't respond,
09:07he approaches to give the frame a big hug.
09:10Paco, be careful, he won't turn around.
09:12But Paco, it's not a question of you playing train with her.
09:16And Juanito, very carefully, moves her away so she can't hug him.
09:20And gently places the mud on his face.
09:23Oh, thank goodness she was affectionate,
09:25because he started fighting with poor Juanito.
09:27Well, well, well, this is starting to look like wrestling.
09:31And the poor woman has decided to never be affectionate again in her life.
09:35And with us is Mr. Shinosuke,
09:39a very serious businessman whose business we don't know.
09:42You have come so that we can help you achieve something that seems impossible,
09:45to laugh for the first time in his life.
09:47Well, he doesn't even laugh, he didn't find this funny at all.
09:50Let's see if the interview is like this.
09:52I wanted to ask you something.
09:53Maybe he won't answer you.
09:54How do you manage to be so serious?
09:56But man, don't laugh if they fire me.
09:58You finally laugh, you bastard.
10:01Long live pilarica!
10:02And as we had announced,
10:03Today, contestants from all over the world have come to Humor Amarillo.
10:07This one, as you can guess, is Aragonese, specifically from Teruel.
10:10And it comes to disprove that the Aragonese are stubborn.
10:13Let's see what happens now that she's been captured.
10:17Let me go, baldy!
10:18I promised I'd get out of the maze!
10:20Oh, by my naga, they are the ones I'm going to leave, leave me alone!
10:23Another cliché that falls into yellow humor.
10:27I am also an agonist.
10:28Sorry to tell you, kid, but I have your card in front of me and it says you're from Tokyo.
10:32So don't try to fool us.
10:34If you thought that lying about your origins would make it easier for you to pass, you were very wrong.
10:40And don't be fooled by this girl's fragile and innocent appearance.
10:44She is a well-known Japanese researcher.
10:46His scientific mind does not allow him to reach any conclusions until he knows all the data.
10:50Avoid the exit to investigate the labyrinth in depth and reach the bottom.
10:56Another one trying to fool us.
10:58As the contestant Maño has managed to pass,
11:00Some people think that this is the correct way out of the labyrinth.
11:03But not everyone has the same strength.
11:05Come on, Paco, Juanito, let him pull a little.
11:07Taquesi says he's done with the testing and that they should just send him back to the water, ducks.
11:11Well, off we go, into the water with him.
11:12Wow! For Liar and Pinocchio, it's the same thing.
11:17Don't interview me, I'm very shy.
11:19Wow, one embarrassing contestant.
11:21What Paco and Juanito like the most.
11:23Yes, because he's the type of contestant who causes the least problems.
11:25As soon as they hear the first scream, they get nervous and go blind.
11:29And they no longer distinguish between good doors and bad ones.
11:31We're going to interview the girl, although we doubt she'll say anything, to be honest.
11:37Because, since she's so shy and doesn't talk much, and also with the reporter we have...
11:41Well yes, I am very shy.
11:42But when I saw those two handsome guys, I got over my shyness, you know?
11:46But hey...
11:46Shut up! Let me talk, I feel better than ever.
11:48It was amazing, I felt liberated.
11:51Shut up already, you bore!
11:52And I feel like a contestant is happily following the yellow brick road.
11:57Hello!
11:59Emails have already arrived asking for Pepe Libistón and his caravan to return.
12:02Please bear with me for a little while, as it's my first day.
12:05But I assure you that I am very funny.
12:08Look, I'm going to tell a joke.
12:09There are two tomatoes and...
12:10Smack!
12:11Wait, it wasn't like that.
12:12It's a road and then two tomatoes want to cross it.
12:15But there is no zebra crossing.
12:16And then a car arrives...
12:17It's a car or a truck.
12:19Wait, I don't remember that.
12:20By the way, tomatoes are so expensive, aren't they?
12:21Did you like the joke?
12:22Cool, right?
12:23To the hamburger!
12:27With a hangover!
12:28Look how funny, my little rascal!
12:30We are, as you may have guessed, at the zamburgasas.
12:33And in a few moments we will have with us a Japanese teacher for Spanish,
12:37who will teach us how to say a few bad words in his language.
12:40Because yellow humor is also a public service.
12:43As demonstrated by contestants like this, they are useless, but we let them participate.
12:47Yes, because there are people, like this girl, who are already happy just by coming here.
12:51Of course, they cry later.
12:56I am an invincible samurai!
12:58Invincible?
12:59Well, I'm going to take out the rifle with the telescopic sight and let's see if it's true.
13:02Boom!
13:03But what have you done, man?
13:04Have you left it dry?
13:05No, man, no, I hit him in the helmet.
13:07And pay attention, because this is the Japanese teacher, who is going to teach us how to say,
13:10You are idiots!
13:12Professor, whenever you want.
13:13Well, better now that it's fallen into the water.
13:14How do you say in Japanese, "Are you idiots?"
13:17You are idiots!
13:18Oh, interesting, it's said the same!
13:20Let's do an interview, man.
13:21Thank you very much for what you have taught us.
13:24You're welcome, man, you're welcome.
13:25Did you have to study a lot to speak Japanese so well?
13:29Sure, sure.
13:32Do you want to say anything else?
13:36And there we have the model who wants the reporter job.
13:39Dani told him that the good burgers are on the right.
13:43To the right, pintrafilla! To the right!
13:44I told you right, but not now!
13:46And now let's hear a model cough.
13:51Wow, how nice!
13:52And don't be fooled by this man's appearance.
13:54Although he wears glasses, he is blind.
13:56You have to feel the burgers to know where they are.
13:59And yet, even though he can't see the two liters of sake he's downed, he's got a lot of money to spare.
14:04This man has long legs, which help a lot in this test.
14:06Yes, because they allow you to fly over the hamburgers.
14:09Even when there are no burgers.
14:11And pay attention to this woman, because she's a famous feminist who has burned all her bras.
14:16Well, I don't believe that.
14:17No, look, look. She's not wearing a bra.
14:20Oh, what a bad time the poor thing is having! And how good are we, eh?
14:24The next contestant isn't afraid of falling into the water, because he can stay underwater for three minutes.
14:28Let's check it out. One, two, three, four...
14:32But the guy didn't last even five seconds.
14:34And although it may not seem like it, this man has a wooden leg.
14:37It's not that he doesn't have a leg, it's that one of his legs is very strong.
14:41It has been left nailed to the ground and is almost dislocated.
14:43Takeshi Jr. is happy every time a contestant gives us one of these moments.
14:48That's why we're going to repeat it to you. He seemed like a flexible, athletic man, but it was a lie.
14:52His kneecap almost popped out and stuck into his forehead.
14:55After all, the kid's been very lucky, huh? He's grateful.
15:04The little samurai is happy because we've let him out of his cage and he can chase the contestants.
15:19To the gate!
15:20And we arrived at the gates of panic.
15:23Doors that are covered or made of paper, that lead to victory or to mud, that are very fun or very painful.
15:31Psss! That's what the doors of panic look like.
15:33Did you get it, kid? Did you understand the difference or something?
15:36From how happy he is, it seems not.
15:38This test is based on the legend of the four doors of knowledge.
15:41Whoever goes through them will attain full wisdom.
15:44And this is a very careful dowel.
15:45This kid, even though his pants say otherwise, is growing wiser.
15:49He goes through the first door and discovers that a man without a mare is nothing.
15:54After the second door comes the revelation that mud stains a lot.
15:57And that man is like a fish, who always, always bites the hook.
16:02Well, in this case it's not a hook, it's a net, but the metaphor still applies.
16:07I feel so smart!
16:08I'm going to become very wise!
16:11I'm telling you, dude!
16:12To cross the doors of knowledge one must be humble.
16:15You may be lucky, but the arrogant sooner or later get what they deserve.
16:19I understand! I'm going to be humble! And no one will convince me otherwise!
16:26Kessie asks to be interviewed, but she remembers that the reporter is an intern and prefers to continue with the contest.
16:31Especially when there are blows like this.
16:34Damn, my side! What bad luck I have!
16:37And now, let's do an interview, man.
16:40I've been trying to get here for this for three months.
16:43Well, you know what they say. The important thing is to participate, right?
16:46What silly things you talk, son!
16:47The doors of knowledge teach us that we learn from pain.
16:52And this one just learned a lot. Let's see how the second lesson goes.
16:57I think this guy had enough knowledge for today.
17:00Come on! Home to study! See you in September!
17:03And now comes the famous Chinese bullfighter.
17:05What are you saying? Are you making this up? Doesn't the Chinese bullfighter exist? You're the Chinese man with the weak laugh, look.
17:10No, no! It's the Chinese bullfighter! Come on, Chinese! Now when you can, take a turn around the ring, come on.
17:17There it goes.
17:17Well, it's true. He's the authentic Chinese bullfighter.
17:20Look how the little samurai bullfights! Olé!
17:23Well, he's just caught up in the heat of the moment. And it looks like he won't be able to get out of there for three days.
17:28The doors of knowledge also serve to help contestants better understand themselves.
17:33Who are you, kid?
17:35I don't remember! I don't remember! Who am I?
17:37And yet he is happy.
17:39This woman is about to discover something that will change her life.
17:43Well, he's not going to find out now. He's going to find out at the next door.
17:47And he just discovered that mud disgusts him.
17:51And that big-headed samurai scare him.
17:54These are the kinds of discoveries that transform a person.
17:57They transform them so much that when they are near the end they make mistakes.
18:01Oh, don't gravel me!
18:03I just transformed!
18:05I'm not going to get it!
18:07Only contestants like this are able to overcome the gates of knowledge.
18:11They stain themselves in the puddles of ignorance, which seem to have been created on them.
18:15They face the little samurai with more fear than shame.
18:20They go through the penultimate door with a stumble.
18:23And after putting the brain back in place...
18:26They reach the end.
18:28How much wisdom does this man have?
18:30Well, don't get so worked up about it, it wasn't that bad, kid.
18:33And now there are only 55 chickens left, happily moving forward on their way to new hardships and suffering.
18:39Hello, the truth is that I haven't had the chance to show what a good reporter I am yet.
18:43And so you can see my versatility, I'm going to interview myself. Come on.
18:49Good afternoon.
18:50Are you any dumber?
18:54Excuse me, what is the child inside you like?
18:57Are you any dumber?
19:00Such a profound question.
19:02Do you think love hurts?
19:03Are you any dumber?
19:06But...
19:06It's just that I'm very stupid.
19:10Hello, my friends.
19:11He wanted to play jurbol with me.
19:14To the ball!
19:15We are in the mythical test of the hand of God.
19:18Here, picking up the ball with your hand is not a penalty.
19:20It means you advance to the next round and don't stay in the round of 16, like others.
19:24In this test, contestants can also imitate their soccer idols.
19:29This girl, for example, imitates Cacá.
19:31Especially after rolling in the mud.
19:33You get the joke, right?
19:34Cacá, Cacá.
19:35Yeah, yeah, you better leave it, huh?
19:37And there we have Roberto Carlos.
19:39He runs like crazy.
19:40But then he doesn't win the League or the European Cup or anything at all.
19:44I feel like a bull.
19:46Well, woman, my little girl, woman.
19:48And there we have a Ronaldinho fan.
19:51Whatever he does, in the end all you can focus on is what he does with his teeth.
19:55And this one almost punctures the ball.
19:58But let's take the expert's opinion.
19:59What a painting!
20:01And there we have Guti.
20:03That is, a promise eternally unfulfilled.
20:05He doesn't even smell the ball.
20:06Of course, no one can accuse him of not working hard.
20:09Well, not to stain it, which is the same thing.
20:12And now we'll see a Victoria Beckham impersonator.
20:14Of course she's married to a David Beckham fan.
20:17And like Victoria, she's very cute, but little more.
20:21But let's interview her, let's see what she has to say.
20:23Have you done it?
20:24Well, we were 11 against 11.
20:27Shut up, sometimes games are won.
20:29Shut up!
20:30But what I wanted was to interview you.
20:32Well, interview my son, bore.
20:34OK that's fine.
20:35Come on, I'm going to ask this little boy something.
20:37Hey, how have you seen your mom?
20:39Damn, you can't work like this, huh!
20:41And this poor unfortunate supporter of the Spanish national team.
20:44Does that say it all?
20:46It starts very well.
20:47And in the end, the same thing happens as always.
20:49Yes, we almost made it, this time we almost made it.
20:53Bye bye!
20:54Long live samba!
20:56This girl, on the other hand, is more discerning and a fan of Brazilian players.
21:00And he likes them all.
21:02Do you have more chances?
21:03And he succeeds.
21:06Of course, that's what jogo bonito is.
21:08Well, let's see if it's true that he imitates the Brazilians and lifts his shirt.
21:11Ah, well no.
21:12These Japanese don't know how to celebrate a goal, eh?
21:14And there we have Ronaldo.
21:16Well yes, it's Ronaldo.
21:17And even if you hadn't said it, everyone would have noticed.
21:20And because of the adipose tissue it is eliminated.
21:22The ball bounced off his nipple and flew out.
21:25And there we have a fan of Pippi Longstocking, with her unmistakable pigtails.
21:30But what team does Pipi play for?
21:32In none.
21:33That's why this chick hasn't had a chance.
21:35Pipi, come back from Germany, run!
21:37And this man says he has no idol.
21:39That the only person he imitates is himself.
21:42A nice reflection, but the truth is that it is of no use.
21:46Imitating yourself is here.
21:53Hello, pirates!
21:54Remove the pimples!
21:55Well, here I am, not paying attention.
21:58It has a double meaning, you got it, double meaning.
22:00It's a Pinky joke dedicated to all of you.
22:03One day I'll tell you why there's a J on my uniform.
22:05That's funny, I swear.
22:08Pirate!
22:09You rascal, I have a poker!
22:11What Tani meant to say is that we are in...
22:13I'm not a bun, I'm a person!
22:15And in the ranking draw, we can tell which card they've been dealt just by looking at the contestants' faces.
22:20A 10! Happiness!
22:22This guy takes out...
22:23A 4!
22:24Neither cold nor hot.
22:26This cheerful girl remains cheerful because she got a 7.
22:30And this guy with glasses gets a 1, clearly.
22:32And now let's see what fate has in store for these human bowling pins.
22:36We remember that Pinky was almost fired last week for not knocking down any pins on two occasions.
22:42Let's hope he's learned his lesson.
22:44Well no, but he was lucky.
22:46Number 6 has broken down psychologically and physically.
22:50But let's find out what happened to our intern reporter.
22:54Hello, I'm being sent to find out what happened.
22:56What happened?
22:57I don't talk to you.
22:58At least he smiles at the camera.
23:00Look how nice he is.
23:01Pirates, I swear I'm not staying naked this time.
23:03Did you get it?
23:04It also has a double meaning.
23:06It's just that I'm super resourceful.
23:08And let's continue studying faces.
23:11This is the face of 2.
23:12And if anyone wants to know what a 7's face looks like, look at this kid.
23:16And pay attention because we're going to see the reaction of someone who hasn't understood what this is about.
23:19He draws the ace and is as happy as a lark.
23:23And there we see them waiting for Pinky to fail again.
23:26Pinky takes a run up his path and kicks the ball.
23:29What an animal, the guy is.
23:31And the lucky one who drew the ace eats the whole ball.
23:35Although he shares it with his friends.
23:38No, not you.
23:39You don't interview me.
23:40Well, I don't know why nobody wants to talk to you.
23:43It is an honor to speak with the legendary Pepe Livingstone.
23:45How are you, Pepe Livingstone?
23:47I'm not Pepe.
23:49Bye bye.
23:50And we continue studying human faces before they become bowling pins.
23:53This is pin number 6, as its face indicates.
23:56The baseball player arrives with confidence and with the same he takes his 10.
24:00And there we have one who doesn't even look.
24:02He takes it if he thinks he has a Christmas card in his hand.
24:06Now you will understand your great mistake.
24:08And if you don't understand it, you're very lucky.
24:12There goes Vinky with his usual style.
24:14The ball is heading at high speed for the nerd who is talking to his teammate behind him.
24:18And the conversation ended.
24:20But they have one consolation.
24:22At least it's warm inside the bowling alley.
24:24Isn't that right, pretty girl?
24:26And we return with the faces of the contestants.
24:29This one has plucked his eyebrows to look happy no matter what happens.
24:32He asks, begs and gets the 9, although he doesn't know what it means.
24:36And the little big man eats them, a bit theatrically, the truth.
24:40The doomed bowling pins wait for the pirate firing squad, i.e. Pinky, to fire his love ball.
24:46And here it goes.
24:47With a kick included, of course.
24:49Today Pinky is very inspired and brushes again on the 1st.
24:53To 1 and 3 more.
24:56It has been a good harvest.
24:58Wedge! I'm Wedge's cousin!
25:01Gotcha, Pepe! Gotcha!
25:02Taquesi asks that a dentist be notified quickly, as there will be one on call.
25:08No, leave me, leave me! I don't want interviews!
25:11Because?
25:12Because I wanted Pepe to invite me to his caravan.
25:15Are you coming to the caravan?
25:17Passed.
25:18Hello!
25:19Well, since I can't succeed as a reporter or as a human being, I'm going to do something that I'm better at than anyone else.
25:25With this, I hope to get the job. I'm going.
25:27Don't even come near me!
25:33The reporter's situation is very bad. It's getting worse and it seemed impossible.
25:38Thank goodness we still have the big chopstick. Hits galore guaranteed.
25:42And here comes the man with the weird pants.
25:44They are not strange, they are dance, cha-cha-cha.
25:48Ah! And that's why he danced on the pole, of course.
25:52What a cute guy dancing!
25:53Since he laughed at me, I'll laugh at him, eh!
25:55Please, what a character!
25:56Well, come on, we're not laughing at you, we promise.
25:59He laughed at Taquesi, huh? We didn't.
26:02It really wasn't us. And here we have another fan of the Spanish national team.
26:07And no comments are needed, right?
26:10Spain, Spain!
26:13I just finished journalism!
26:15Hey, it's Chinese Cudeiro! With what he said, it seems to me he could take Pepe's place.
26:19No! You've killed the Chinese Cudeiro!
26:23And now he can't take Pepe's place.
26:26Well, we still don't have a reporter!
26:30By the way, we forgot to mention that there is a hole at the bottom of the lake.
26:34AND?
26:35That the contestants may be in danger.
26:37Wow, danger! These people aren't afraid of danger.
26:39Well, let's ask this girl if it's true.
26:41It's true?
26:41It's true that...
26:42That you fear danger.
26:44Damn, man, you ask so badly!
26:45Don't tell me that, please.
26:46You're just a terrible, lousy, horrible reporter.
26:50Thank you so much.
26:51The contestants won't be afraid, but I warn you again.
26:53That there is a hole at the bottom of the lake.
26:55Well, so what?
26:56Can this happen?
26:57The contestant has been left stuck.
27:02By my nakazones!
27:04What is exact?
27:04How do you say that?
27:05That phrase usually brings very bad luck.
27:07Careful!
27:08The nakazones have not stopped by miracle.
27:11How beautiful, thank you because you have been very lucky.
27:14Too much.
27:15And this young man with the cool jacket is a speed lover.
27:21Of course.
27:23And he doesn't know how to put on his helmet because he's about to drown in it.
27:26It would have been the stupidest death on this show, by far.
27:30And this girl is very happy because she just dumped her boyfriend.
27:33So be careful because these things sometimes have consequences.
27:37Yes, she just got herself hung up on.
27:40Although only for a few tenths of a second.
27:42Yes indeed.
27:43And this boy has made an effort to come to Humor Amarillo.
27:46Because what he really likes is lying around all day.
27:49Well, it is true that he has taken the horizontal well.
27:52If it weren't for the blow, he might get a little help.
27:55But let's look at a replay of this moment.
27:57There we can see how he doesn't take his eyes off the mat.
28:01His mouth is watering.
28:02He lies down and what a pleasure you hear.
28:04And then they tell you that slacking off is useless, man.
28:07And through the psychedelic tunnel come the winners.
28:09Of course, pintrefilla, of course.
28:10So you lend me the money later, okay?
28:13Come on, you piltrefillas.
28:16Sorry, piltrefillas.
28:17Do you want to see the best moments of the program?
28:19You!
28:21Hit the moviola, Eva!
28:23The contestant from Teruel couldn't be missing from today's program's highlights.
28:28His strength, his drive and above all his stubbornness have been an example for all of us.
28:34And this hasn't been a coup, but you know what they say.
28:37That if you take out a breast, the ratings go up.
28:42We've gone up at least two points.
28:43And in this other unforgettable moment we have been able to see that victory is sometimes painful.
28:48But what we know for sure is that defeat is always a sure thing.
28:51It hurts, huh?
28:55Right?
28:56Here we could see the ravages that psychological terror causes on the contestants.
29:00The ball didn't even touch her, but fear is sometimes stronger than the blows.
29:03We met the boy who wanted to be Ronaldo.
29:05And through him we learned that to be like Ronaldo it's not enough to be fat.
29:09And we end with the woman who was left hanging.
29:13There was a lot of suspense, but it lasted very little time.
29:16And now we connect with our intern reporter so he can sign off from the show.
29:23Hey, look, you guys can end the program, I can't take it anymore.
29:26This is exhausting.
29:28I think I'm going to finish law school the way my father wanted.
29:31It's going to be the best, huh?
29:32Come on, you're worth it.
29:33Or as they say in Japanese, this guy doesn't last even five seconds in the tomato.
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