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00:01Today on Humor Amarillo we have one of those shows that will make you fall on your back or on your head.
00:08Well, you could also say it's a show to die for.
00:11And if we wanted to be ordinary and vulgar, we could say it's a real pain.
00:15But we're not going to say that.
00:30Welcome to a new edition of the coup program.
00:41And when we say hits, it's not like, "Oh, how funny these guys are hitting!"
00:45No, no. When we say blows, we mean blows, blows. Real blows.
00:48But today, as we woke up in a festive spirit, in addition to the blows, we want to make a program where anything is possible.
00:54That's why the program is called This is the Party, Father!
00:57Come on, girls! We can do whatever we want today.
00:59An elephant was balancing on the...
01:03Junior is already with his sisters.
01:06This guy is never going to get any girls, for real.
01:09Always with the family.
01:16He hired a tribute and didn't tell me.
01:19Now I feel more liberated.
01:21Takesi! Takesi!
01:24Why do you hit me?
01:26Look, Junior, what's stopping my ponytail?
01:27How do you do this to me, man?
01:29If I didn't do anything, just exercise. Look, one, two.
01:32One, two!
01:33One, two!
01:33If they see you like that in four minutes, they won't shut down the program. I'm warning you now, okay?
01:37But my package is barely noticeable.
01:40It's the Takesi sensor, watch out!
01:44I see that, but stop messing around with your hands, you look like you have Parkinson's.
01:50But the party's over!
01:51This program is closed!
01:53Have you seen what you've caused, Junior?
01:55Can you send me four?
01:57To tell you that the filth and the dirty tricks are over.
02:01The title needs to be changed, jeez.
02:02Now it's called Eastern Seriousness.
02:05And you are a bit of a trickster, an old shalin monk once told me.
02:08Don't you mock the speck in someone else's eye?
02:10And look at the piece of your own you have.
02:16Let's see.
02:18What have we said?
02:19What have we said?
02:20It's just that we're a bunch of jokers.
02:21What? What am I, gene?
02:23Some horny guys!
02:24Haven't you heard that on today's show we have to be serious?
02:26What did you enjoy about me with that wig? Let's see.
02:28By Judy Mascow.
02:29And you?
02:30From Prince Charles of England.
02:32And you, kid?
02:33From Dr. House's patient. Look how I am.
02:35And you?
02:36By Nacho Vidal.
02:38Look, don't explain anything else to me. I'd rather not.
02:44And what about you?
02:45Do you want Rambo to come down again for making racist jokes or what?
02:48This is not funny at all!
02:50A little bit, yes.
02:53And that is unfortunate?
02:57Sunflower dresses!
02:59But don't laugh!
03:01Let them close the program!
03:02I guess there's an explanation for this, right, guys?
03:05Let's see, which one is it?
03:06We are environmentalists and we want to denounce global warming.
03:10So you've come to raise hell, right?
03:11Let's get into trouble.
03:13But why do you have to dress up as anything?
03:14We just can't do a normal show.
03:17If you laugh, they might throw me out on the street.
03:20I'm going to send you all to hell.
03:23Hello, my friends!
03:28Today I've been asked to give the program a little seriousness by holding a little contest.
03:32I'll ask a question related to Mora Amarillo and you at home will have to guess it.
03:37The first question is, who does Pepe live with?
03:40That is, me in his caravan.
03:42There are three possible answers.
03:43One, with a goat.
03:45Two, with two hot chicks.
03:46And three, with his mother.
03:47And the correct answer is...
03:49Let the answer come in!
03:51Hello, Pepe!
03:54How are you?
03:56You have left us very abandoned, thief.
03:59You don't pay as much attention to us as you used to.
04:01This is a joke!
04:02I've never seen these ladies, I swear.
04:04Please, you have to believe me.
04:05I don't know them at all!
04:07Come here, thief.
04:09Another nonsense, right?
04:10I'm closing the program, okay?
04:11Don't worry, Mr. Rambo.
04:13We are going to behave ourselves.
04:16Well, kids, did you get it?
04:18Yeah.
04:19Today we are going to be good boys.
04:21What shouldn't we do?
04:22Let's see...
04:23We can't make jokes in bad taste.
04:26And the answer is...
04:28Correct!
04:30Very good, very good.
04:32What else should not be done?
04:33Let's see...
04:34Making a stupid face while you undress.
04:37It is forbidden to do strictures in a yellow jumpsuit.
04:39And the answer is...
04:42Correct!
04:44All right, kid.
04:45But there is one very important thing we should never do.
04:48Come on, you say it yourself.
04:50Let's see, I think that...
04:52What we can't say...
04:54Run, damn it!
04:55What have you done, you bastard?
04:57You just sunk us.
04:58It was unintentional, man.
05:00Watch out, Rambo is coming.
05:02Run, boys!
05:03Run, he's coming this way!
05:08To the gate!
05:09Welcome to The Mega Doors of Panic!
05:12Today in a much lighter version.
05:14We have asked the contestants to behave like true gentlemen.
05:18And we've also asked the contestants to behave like true gentlemen.
05:22For parity and all that.
05:23Let's listen to their comments as they run around like headless chickens to find out.
05:28Gosh, I fell into the water!
05:29Gosh, how cold it is!
05:31Oops, I just hurt myself on a door!
05:33And pay attention, because the contestants are approaching our new mud chamber.
05:37A camera that sits in puddles and cost us a fortune!
05:40Let's see that spectacular shot of the mud chamber!
05:43There you have it!
05:44Go on, go for it...!
05:46Oops, he's gone to the camera for a walk!
05:48And since we're on a roll, we'll say goodbye to the contestants. Please don't smash the doors.
05:54Because?
05:54What does it cost them to behave with a little politeness?
05:56Instead of rushing in brutally, they could, for example, knock on the door first.
06:00It hurts less!
06:01And you find fewer surprises on the other side.
06:03Oh, my eyes just got wet!
06:05Wow, the contestants are running really well, aren't they?
06:08Yes, and we haven't explained that at the end of the mega door is the flour pool.
06:12There are some colored balls in the pool.
06:14Contestants who do not get one will be eliminated.
06:17And how good!
06:18The contestants have listened to us and knock on the door before opening it.
06:21When people are polite, how do you notice?
06:23What a difference, huh!
06:24And after going through countless hardships, the first contestants reach the flour pool.
06:30We can see how happily they pick up their little ball, their passport, to the next phase.
06:34Meanwhile, the stragglers form a melee at the intermediate gates.
06:38They are kicking each other, pushing, insulting, but always very politely.
06:44Their desperation is understandable, because those who are left behind, the last,
06:49They will suffer the terrible punishment of Takeshi's henchmen.
06:52But now the time has come to see their faces up close.
06:55Many of them are laughing, but it is a laughter caused by terror.
06:59And it's not the fear of being eliminated, but of becoming the mockery and derision of the ruthless band of henchmen.
07:04Of course, the Japanese have the advantage of experiencing similar situations every day when they take the subway.
07:10The tragic thing about this scene is that until everyone has passed through, we won't know if anyone has been left behind.
07:15With such a crowd, anyone would start searching.
07:17And now we can begin to see both sides of this test.
07:19The friendly face and the happy face of those who manage to reach the flour pool.
07:24How happy we are! We've reached the flour pool!
07:27Hey, let's make a loaf of bread, it makes you want to.
07:30And on the other hand, the dramatic face of those who will never reach the end.
07:33No, please, no!
07:34The one who was shouting was that henchman of taques and who has been betrayed by his companions.
07:38Oh, my macaroni just shrank!
07:40And in the pool of flour we can also see moments of despair.
07:44There are no more colored balls left, which means we're watching a group of losers on screen.
07:48The whistle has blown!
07:49Oh, Charo! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
07:53Hey, beautiful, can I ask you a question?
07:56On a picnic?
07:57About what?
07:58It's just that it scares me.
07:59Look, I have an overlay bra and I want to know what your size is.
08:02Let me measure you, please, it's just a moment.
08:05Come on, come here.
08:06You are a bad person.
08:08Don't be like that, woman, I won't be long.
08:10If I want to give you the gift.
08:11Why don't you measure your...?
08:12Girl, don't say it.
08:22And there are still 106 contestants ready to give it their all.
08:27And we continue with Pepe's contest.
08:28The next question has to do with this stick that Tani uses to say nougat.
08:33And the question is, what does Tani do with this baton of command when there is no program?
08:37There are three possibilities.
08:38Let's see them.
08:39One cleans his ears with it.
08:41Two, wipes his nose.
08:43And three, he scratches his butt.
08:45And the correct answer is...
08:46Is it possible that I can't find my ear?
08:50Another nonsense, right?
08:51I'm not closing the program, okay?
08:54Has there been a rumor that they want to put another presenter?
08:57Yes, I've heard that, yes.
08:58It's not a rumor!
09:02Take!
09:02It's him!
09:03And he's going to present you with a yellow monkey?
09:08Come on!
09:09My name is Ramón Chu and I'm here to put some order around here!
09:12No more cheap jokes!
09:15We don't know what you're talking about, Ramón Chu!
09:18Well, those gratuitous blows you give each other.
09:20Some of them are funny, really.
09:22But no more nonsense without yellow humor!
09:25Look what my ponytail says!
09:27You've driven her crazy!
09:29With your absurd comments!
09:31But we're going to give you a proper welcome, Ramón Chu!
09:34Come on, Ramón Chu!
09:35You're going to give Takeshi a hug!
09:36A hug from a friend!
09:38Runs!
09:39Take that easy joke, Ramón Chu!
09:41We're on Liana's You Line version 6.0!
09:45The Modern, let's go!
09:47Let's get to it!
09:48The legendary...
09:50Chino Cudeiro!
09:52Chino Cudeiro has offered himself so that the other contestants
09:54take this test seriously!
09:56Because there is a lot of hehe, haha, but then we have a misfortune.
09:59No! You've killed Chino Cudeiro!
10:04I come with the trap set!
10:06We would appreciate it if contestants did not use ambiguous language.
10:10Wait, because I think he's going to clear it up for us.
10:12Look, he meant one of those traps.
10:14Let's water!
10:16This contestant has mixed feelings.
10:18He doesn't know whether to water his flower or take the test.
10:21What do I do, what do I do?
10:22So I water the flower.
10:24And I pay for it too, man.
10:26Oh, how disgusting!
10:28I've had! I've had a lot of coffee!
10:30And he grabs onto Liana, the typical nervous contestant.
10:33He's so hysterical that he can't stop.
10:35Go on, take a relaxing bath, handsome, and it will calm you down.
10:39Oh, much better!
10:40I'm as good as new.
10:42I'm going to leave you sitting!
10:44What this one doesn't say is why she's going to leave us sitting.
10:46But she is the one who has sat down.
10:48Oh, my tailbone!
10:50Call me Spiderman!
10:51This contestant is called Peter Parker and says he is a superhero.
10:55Well man, I'm going just like Spiderman with the Liana.
10:58But he doesn't cling to the walls like he does.
11:00We are going to interview him.
11:00What the heck!
11:02So you're Spiderman, huh?
11:03Yes, correct.
11:04But have you crashed into the platform?
11:05Yes, correct.
11:06And you've become exhausted?
11:07Yes, correct.
11:08You know how to say something other than yes, right?
11:10Well yes, correct.
11:11Come on, say it.
11:12Wait, let me move my hair a little.
11:14That's it.
11:15But I'm not crazy, okay?
11:22Did you find it funny?
11:23Yes, a little leak.
11:23They are breaking up.
11:24The contestants who pretend to be funny don't understand one thing.
11:28That they are funnier when they don't know they are being funny.
11:31Now that you've been on the verge of breaking your neck, you've been funny.
11:36I'm breaking up inside.
11:38By the power of my legs.
11:39This contestant relies on the strength of her legs to overcome the test.
11:43But my girl, let go of the rope or you'll kill yourself.
11:46But don't let go now.
11:48Hey, you guys are driving me crazy, huh?
11:49Clearing up a bit.
11:52I'll get it.
11:53Mistake.
11:54A contestant should never hold the vine with only one hand.
11:57Because then one arm ends up longer than the other.
11:59Black Power!
12:01And we're going to see further proof that athletes of color, black athletes in particular,
12:06They are more physically prepared than the others.
12:08Hey, but this is a Japanese man painted black.
12:10Of course, that's why she didn't get it first.
12:12And it has to climb.
12:15Black Power!
12:16And we bid farewell to the IETTU of the liana for today with a repeat of this spectacular performance.
12:22The other executions have also been spectacular.
12:24But this is one of those who have managed to get through.
12:26Come on, we don't just revel in other people's misfortunes.
12:30And at this point in the program there are only 53 left.
12:33Well, I don't know if any of them will arrive in the end.
12:35And we continue with the contest.
12:38What's inside this tray?
12:39What do we give to the contestants?
12:41Let's look at the options.
12:45One, the food.
12:46Two, Tani's dirty clothes.
12:48And three, the check with my salary for this month.
12:50And the correct answer is...
12:51Oh, there's a check with the food.
12:54How lucky!
12:55You are all miserable.
12:56How did you do this?
12:58That was my salary.
12:59Do you know where you can go?
13:00Do you know?
13:01Well, go all of you to the vi...
13:03One more swear word!
13:04I'm closing the program, okay?
13:09Have you heard what the boss said?
13:11Calm down, Ramonchu.
13:13I'm tired of all this nonsense, man, please.
13:16We'll fix this right away.
13:17Takeshi, I have hired a samurai to kill Ramonchu.
13:20How much did it cost you?
13:22I don't know, then he'll bill you.
13:24Junior, you're so funny.
13:26I'm laughing with you.
13:27The truth is that I'm the coolest, huh?
13:32Hey, what's up samurai?
13:34Come on, go for Ramonchu!
13:36Oh, that's scary.
13:37It does look dangerous, right?
13:39This samurai does not impress me.
13:40I don't think he can do anything to me.
13:42He can't even make me laugh.
13:43I'll tell you one thing.
13:44If you can make me smile,
13:45I'm leaving the program.
13:46This is very dangerous, I'm leaving.
13:52Where are you going, you wretch?
13:53Oh, how funny!
13:55Well, I have to go.
13:57Let's get on with it!
14:00Mom, I'm wearing your dress.
14:01And we are at the legendary spring rolls.
14:04So that no one accuses us of making an uneducational program,
14:08We are going to ask the contestants anatomy questions.
14:10For example, what just broke this one is the spine.
14:13But where is the eye?
14:14Well, in the ass.
14:15Oh, boy, how wrong you are!
14:17But very well, you corrected it well, it's there on the face.
14:20Next, what is the sartorius muscle used for?
14:23Well, to pee!
14:24Man, I understand that the question is not easy,
14:26But I see that the contestants don't have too many resources.
14:29Let's see, kid.
14:30The sartorius muscle is what rotates the thigh and bends the hip and knee.
14:34Come on, move your sartorius muscle a little so we can see that you've understood.
14:37No, you are not moving the sartorius muscle.
14:39Come on, invent it again.
14:41Now, now, very good!
14:43And what muscle are you moving now?
14:44Come on, tell us, tell us.
14:46Nothing, he doesn't know.
14:48Next, what do you have to close so you don't bring water when you sing?
14:51The nose!
14:53It might work, but try singing with your nose, let's see.
14:55Well, you better not try it.
14:57Let's see if you understand.
15:01Do you sing with your nose or what?
15:02What's up? What do you want me to sing?
15:04Well, I sing.
15:04Yellow is the submarine, the submarine is, the submarine is, yellow is the submarine.
15:11Oh, how good!
15:12By my big nose!
15:14Well, since you've said it, kid, show us where the nacasones are.
15:17Man, you don't have to crush them either.
15:19Next, where are the floating ribs located?
15:22In the swimsuit!
15:23Don't be silly, you piltrofilla and pull up your pants.
15:25Oh, how much ignorance!
15:27The floating ribs are those found below.
15:29Well, he was right, in the swimsuit.
15:32Next, what is the longest bone?
15:35The femur!
15:37Well, one that hits the mark!
15:38And the kid doesn't have a very long femur, to be honest.
15:41It is a short femur, which is like saying short-legged.
15:44Apart from the fact that he is wearing the orange jersey from the 1982 World Cup.
15:47But with all these disadvantages, this young man is going to show us one thing.
15:51That he is very lucky.
15:52Next, how many bones are there in the face? Let's see.
15:54I say six!
15:56Six bones! Six bones!
15:58Of course, fourteen!
16:00Which are the ones you just stamped on the roll.
16:02Next, what's the widest muscle? Let's see.
16:04I'm not telling you it's a dirty trick!
16:06What feverish minds these contestants have? Really?
16:10Let's see, we'll give you a hint. The widest muscle in the body is located behind.
16:14At the end of the back.
16:15It's round and children are spanked there when they are naughty.
16:19We can't give you any more clues. Let's see, tell us what it is.
16:22He doesn't say anything. Well, at least show us what you think the muscle is.
16:26Come on, show us.
16:27That's it! That's it! The gluteus!
16:30Very good! Too bad you fell.
16:32I knew it!
16:33Does your husband know the size of your buttocks?
16:36Honey, please don't embarrass me.
16:38I see that they have brought the children who are playing in the mud over there.
16:41Come here, little one! Come!
16:43Come here, boy, Pepe is calling you! Come closer! Come here!
16:46I think I should be studying, huh?
16:48Daddy, daddy, buy me a bike.
16:50But how are we educating the new generations?
16:52Takeshi! Meet the ninja we hired!
17:05Hello, Takeshi!
17:06Don't even treat me with respect, okay?
17:08Takeshi, don't scold him, he'll help us!
17:10How is this going to help us, if I may ask?
17:12He's going to take out Rambo and we'll regain control of the program.
17:15Bring the fish tank, come on!
17:17Junior, I've told you a thousand times that you won't give them to me because they're already programmed.
17:20Get in there, ninja! Hurry up!
17:22Careful!
17:24Did you hurt yourself, ninja?
17:25And this is the ninja who's going to help us?
17:28Well, I don't know how, really.
17:29If it is worse than tallow.
17:31Onward to the ninja test!
17:32Takeshi, I can endure pain more than anyone!
17:35Whenever you want?
17:37If he survives this, he'll be able to beat Rambo, Takeshi.
17:43Oh, let me out!
17:44Let me out!
17:46Oh!
17:47I'm not a real ninja, boy!
17:50I just got rid of my lipstick!
17:52Have mercy on this poor ninja!
17:54I want my mom!
17:56Please bring me my mom!
18:02Good afternoon!
18:03This is where the earthquake is!
18:04Is the snack ready?
18:05I want a chamomile!
18:06Can you lend me some money?
18:08We're in one of the geekiest yellow humor tests.
18:11Earthquake in Yamamoto!
18:13It says it in Japanese there.
18:14Only contestants who do not fall stealing on the floor will advance to the next phase.
18:18Something difficult, especially if we take into account
18:20the mechanisms that make the house shake.
18:22Ah, but it's not a real earthquake.
18:25What's up!
18:25That has some super complex gears down there.
18:28The only authentic thing here is the gases that come out of the earth.
18:32Phew!
18:32What a beast!
18:33Today, as we are forced to make a less vulgar program,
18:36We are going to ask the contestants simple questions.
18:39Those who answer correctly will be able to move on to the next phase.
18:42Let's see, what is the name of the interior point?
18:44That is, underground where the earthquake takes place.
18:47They are playing dumb.
18:49Well, if you don't respond, we'll eliminate you all, right?
18:51Come on, guys, it's very easy.
18:52It's called hiccup, hypocen, hypoqué, hiccup...
18:57Well, well, now only the girl is left.
19:00Come on, girl, hypocen!
19:02Come on!
19:04Don't think about it too much.
19:05Wait, it's on the tip of your tongue.
19:07He's going to let it go.
19:08Hiccup!
19:09Hypothecate?
19:10Hiccup!
19:11Hiccup, that's it!
19:12How come you didn't know about the hypocenter?
19:14They're bad company, you know?
19:15What's happening?
19:16You spend all day with those, right?
19:17With his buddies there, he looks like a party animal.
19:20Oh my goodness!
19:21What a party you must have!
19:23I'm coming now, guys!
19:24We've met up with some contestants.
19:25Well, you would have to read and increase your culture.
19:27I'll go with the girls, come on.
19:30And now we're going to ask a much simpler question.
19:32If you don't know this one, we'll send you all back to school.
19:36In an earthquake, what is the point on the surface that is directly vertical to the hypocenter called?
19:41They have been killed.
19:41Let's see, if the other one is called there, then this one is called...
19:43Giraffe!
19:44No, it's like one of Sesame Streets.
19:46Queen Gustav!
19:47No, it's Epi...
19:48And Blas!
19:50Epicenter, ignorants!
19:52Epi, Blas, Epi, Blas.
19:54I had it on the tip of my tongue, damn, I knew it, really.
19:59And we continue with the contest.
20:01Yellow humor in the cover of another business.
20:03And the question is, what business is this?
20:05Let's see.
20:06One is an illegal Kung Fu movie factory.
20:09Two, it's an illegal factory of bad jokes.
20:11And three, we make illegal flowers.
20:13And the answer is...
20:15Oh, I can't get carnations to look right, really.
20:20The same doesn't happen to me.
20:21What's this nonsense?
20:23Another nonsense, yes!
20:24I'm closing the program!
20:28I am the spider.
20:29And I'm not going to sit back and do nothing...
20:31...while the contestants try to stick to my fabric.
20:34We're in I Want to Be Like Spiderman, a test with a lot of Velcro.
20:40Curtain call!
20:41The Velcro that the contestants wear on their suits.
20:43Well, they didn't put me in!
20:44Well, if you don't have Velcro on your jumpsuit, that only means one thing.
20:49You won't be able to stay stuck in the spider web.
20:51At least enjoy the shower, right?
20:55Aren't you going to ask any questions?
20:56Yes, we are going to ask questions.
20:58But don't be so impatient.
20:59What do you see, little girl?
21:00Haste is bad, it makes you rush into the void.
21:04Oops!
21:05The spider almost wet itself.
21:07Well, here goes the question.
21:09What is a butterfly?
21:11A thing with wings.
21:12A thing with wings?
21:14Look, kid, it seems to me that the only thing here is...
21:17...it's you.
21:18Don't call him a thing, poor thing, man.
21:20But there's nothing more to it than seeing him.
21:22Let's see, the question is...
21:24...what is a butterfly?
21:26Well, an insect, right?
21:27Correct answer, but incomplete.
21:30And that's how your jump is going to be.
21:31Correct, but incomplete.
21:34Come on, refresh the kid's ideas for a while, he's earned it.
21:37And we continue with the question.
21:38What is a butterfly?
21:40A butterfly is invincible.
21:41I'm going to finish you off.
21:42Oops, he just threatened the spider.
21:45Not only has he refused to answer the question, but he also risks the animal's wrath.
21:49But what are you doing?
21:50You're tearing our decor away!
21:52Come on, animal, finish him off.
21:54And we continue and we see the answer to the question.
21:56What is a butterfly?
21:57A lopodoctera.
21:59Oh, almost.
22:01You've been left...
22:02...well, one centimeter.
22:04Under other circumstances we would say that you have passed the test.
22:06But we don't give anything away here.
22:08But because it's you, we'll give you a few seconds with Pepe.
22:11You've come pretty close, haven't you?
22:12It's just that I got confused about the ladybug, which is a beetle that has liters of red color.
22:16Yes, yes, many liters, a lot of liters.
22:18Elytra, elytra.
22:19Hey, don't get smart with me, I'm the interviewer, okay?
22:22Let's see what happens here.
22:24It's a lepidopteran!
22:25Finally one that answers correctly.
22:28It has cost.
22:28The question wasn't easy, but in the end it was worth the wait.
22:32Don't move, or we'll stick you with a needle as a reward.
22:35It's a lepidopteran!
22:36This is a list.
22:38You should have waited for us to ask another question.
22:40Leave her.
22:41Because?
22:42For this reason.
22:43Come on, come on!
22:45Soak it a little, animal.
22:47Call maintenance!
22:48Next question.
22:49What is the name of a butterfly's tongue?
22:50It's very long!
22:51Well, that's it.
22:53He's smart.
22:54Well, let him know that even if you're smart, you're going to have a very long fall.
22:59We repeat.
22:59What is the name of a butterfly's tongue?
23:02Yes, it's very easy!
23:04Homosexual!
23:05Wow, a funny guy.
23:06And we don't like funny people here at all.
23:09So look, we're going to get you off the ground.
23:10Well, we'd better let you fall on your own.
23:15Well, with a little help, come on.
23:17Yes, we know it might seem unfair, but that's life, dude.
23:21To be annoyed.
23:22Spirithorn!
23:26Correct answer!
23:27But girl, don't hold on like that, you've already done the hardest part.
23:30Don't screw it up now.
23:31Never mind.
23:33Eliminated!
23:33But since you guessed right, we'll give you a pressure shower.
23:38Next time your grandmother answers correctly.
23:48Junior, we have to bring Rambo here.
23:50I have an ambush prepared for him.
23:51Start swearing, come on.
23:52Poop ass, fart!
23:53It's here.
23:55Oh my goodness!
23:56It's bending the crane because of its weight.
23:58What a strong guy!
24:02Takeshi!
24:02I heard someone swearing!
24:04And that cannot be allowed!
24:07Junior, have you heard anything?
24:09Yes, I've heard that too.
24:10Rambo, I think the tacos are coming from behind this sheet.
24:13It's very suspicious.
24:15That's not a sheet!
24:17He's a fucked up person!
24:19Rambo, you're so clever!
24:20Now!
24:22You're the one I was cursing at!
24:24Attack, ninja!
24:26Smash it!
24:26Finish him off!
24:27Come on, go for it!
24:28Can you hold this for me?
24:30Of course!
24:30No, Rambo, no!
24:32No!
24:32I'm just an employee!
24:33And on top of that, they pay me badly!
24:35It's Takeshi's fault!
24:36Leave it to Takeshi, Rambo!
24:38Not me!
24:39Leave it to me!
24:40He betrayed you, Takeshi!
24:41The ninja has sold us out!
24:43Well, here you go!
24:43All the Indians, Manitou, Manitou, Manitou, we are very happy with our canoes, we are going upriver!
24:54Let's surf!
24:55How lucky I am that I have broad shoulders!
24:59How lucky I am that I have broad shoulders!
24:59And that doesn't matter because this is surfing on Blanchard's board!
25:03Of course, because the important thing for surfing is to have good legs.
25:08Broad shoulders weigh a lot and can play tricks on you.
25:12Don't mess with my teeth, eh!
25:14But, girl, why should we commit such cruelty when there are other things about you that we find much funnier?
25:19For example, you fall like shit into the water.
25:22And now we would like to ask the next contestant to please fall into the water too.
25:25I'm not going to do it!
25:27If it is not for fillings of you and it is to use the aerial camera.
25:30Come on, shut up, you'll see what a spectacular shot we'll get of you.
25:33Come on, I'm sure your family is recording you. Look how nice, man!
25:36See? We just made you a star.
25:39I'm going to kill all the fish!
25:42How aggressive! What have those poor fish done to this girl?
25:45Well, be careful, they seem harmless but they are not.
25:49Hey, you brute! You ripped the letter off the first nipple!
25:52Move away, move away! I'm going to kill him! Get out of the way, Indian!
25:54Be careful, the second nipple is very vengeful.
25:58And watch out! Hey, he's hit her nipple with the whole bar! He's left her in a mess!
26:02No, because the girl is awake.
26:06Revenge!
26:06Wow, what a coincidence! He's the nipple killer's boyfriend!
26:10Well, if he wants revenge, it seems to me he's on the wrong path.
26:12Because to get revenge you have to maintain a little balance.
26:15These nipples are stronger than they look.
26:18Silence, please!
26:20The contestant asks for silence. He needs to concentrate. He knows there's a lot at stake.
26:25And that's why you want us to keep quiet, you bastard?
26:27He deserves an interview!
26:29Have you distracted him?
26:30Excuse me, ma'am. May I ask who your hairdresser is?
26:33Because he's shown off, huh?
26:34She combs her hair.
26:36She combs her hair? But she does it without a mirror, right?
26:38It is a mixture of espinete and the witch would see.
26:40Could it be that his uncle has him?
26:41I pity you, man, because waking up every morning and seeing that hair next to you must be a tragedy.
26:46Right?
26:47I feel sexy today!
26:49This individual, as we have just seen, is itching for panchito.
26:52This can be a huge advantage when surfing on the board.
26:55Let's see what happens when Muchajonta shows him her panties.
26:58I don't even want to think about it.
26:59Look, handsome!
27:01Oh my goodness, he's sick! He tried to touch her!
27:03And when a contestant is able to see Muchajonta's panties without getting upset,
27:07It means that you can overcome any obstacle.
27:10I'll finish off the nipples!
27:11And here we have another one who does the same thing.
27:14We don't know what's happening to some contestants today who are more concerned about killing nipples.
27:18that for passing the test.
27:20And of course, then what happens to them happens to them.
27:22These nipples are very dangerous!
27:25Can you tear my back?
27:26Man, this really isn't the best time to scratch your back.
27:30Come on, try to get me to rip your nipple off.
27:33Guys, if you jump it can't rip your back.
27:35Maybe Muchajonta will offer.
27:37Oh no, poor Muchajonta is still traumatized by the contestant who tried to grope her.
27:41Well, let him rip off your second nipple.
27:43Neither?
27:44With nothing, you cut yourself on the curb.
27:45Let's see if the boy is satisfied now, let's go.
27:47Oh, what a pleasure!
27:49Go for the gold!
27:50We have with us the current 200m hurdles champion, from Burguillo de Osma.
27:55For him, jumping nipples is no problem.
27:57What style, what agility!
27:59You should be able to move to the platform without any problems.
28:01And, indeed...
28:03And now only the second nipple remains.
28:05Pay attention, because it was a clean jump.
28:07Well, clean, clean, no.
28:11Oh, my knees are a little weak, huh?
28:14Yes, daughter, and do you also have a taste for choosing outfits?
28:17Regrettable.
28:17Well, if you have knee problems, you're in the right place to do a lot of damage.
28:22The first nipple punishes her kneecaps.
28:24Attention, coming to the platform...
28:26Here, what do we do with it?
28:27Dolores, what do we do with this contestant?
28:30Man, I'd tell you that since her knees are bad, you should let her pass, poor thing.
28:33But life isn't always fair, so...
28:35Give it a go!
28:36Well, I'm sorry, beautiful.
28:38We're going to do what the contestant's advocate has asked us to do.
28:41If you have any complaints, you tell her.
28:43But as a consolation prize, Pepe is going to interview you.
28:46Oh, and I'm even getting a cold.
28:47Gosh, I was inconsiderate, huh?
28:49Woman, has it been the contestant's defender's doing?
28:51I know, but he always says the same thing, give it a go.
28:54By the way, how do you look when you're not wearing that suit?
28:56Because you call them thieves.
28:57Because if you're okay underneath, you can come to my caravan.
29:01And we already have winners of today's program.
29:04These five contestants.
29:06Do you want to know what happened between the yes, Rambo?
29:10Well, let's see!
29:13We've regained control of the program, Junior.
29:15Good thing you shot Rambo and killed him.
29:17Hey, there's a toy gun.
29:19Faithful, here comes Rambo.
29:21Us!
29:22What happened to you, Rambo?
29:23It was me, huh?
29:24A pimple popped and I was devastated.
29:26Do you have hydrogen peroxide?
29:28But you haven't been shot.
29:29Yes, that too, but I'm used to it now.
29:31What a guy, we can't handle him.
29:33There is no way to liquidate it.
29:35Junior, he's listening to you.
29:36Shut your mouth.
29:37I can't take it anymore.
29:39I'm leaving here.
29:40Where are you going, Rambo?
29:42Where are you going?
29:43Who are you dancing for?
29:44Or as they say in Japanese,
29:48Oh my goodness, this is a really, really, really good show!
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