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00:00This will take us straight to the lair of the profiteering squad.
00:03Are they going to kill us, Junior?
00:05Of course, but at least we'll fight them with real karatekas, Takeshi, for freedom.
00:11Takeshi in Tocantibre some girls asking for you.
00:14Well, tell him you're coming right now, you idiot.
00:16You can come in. Takeshi will greet you.
00:21My goodness, so many aunts. Are they your friends?
00:25They're ninjas, Junior. They look sweet, but they're real killing machines.
00:28If I were you, I wouldn't hit on them. You know what? I trained them and taught them karate.
00:33Did you really teach them?
00:35Of course, silly.
00:36And you could teach me, right?
00:37You. I don't know, Junior. If you couldn't learn the rules of Parcheesi, I don't think you can learn karate.
00:42But what the hell? I'll show you, man.
00:44Well, thanks, Takeshi.
00:45Come on, fire the ninjas.
00:47To your house.
00:48Bye, babes. We'll call each other.
00:50Junior, get ready to meet...
00:53Karate Takeshi!
00:58And?
01:00The Chinese work and are no longer here.
01:02The Chinese work and are no longer here.
01:03If we win, we'll laugh.
01:06We are going to read.
01:06Run, jump, be active, without stopping.
01:08Run, jump, be active, without stopping.
01:10Yellow human, come back now.
01:16Junior, let's go with the first lesson.
01:19Come on.
01:20Partir, Texas.
01:21Pay attention.
01:23First, warm up.
01:24Heating.
01:28Okay, I get it.
01:33Takeshi!
01:34Takeshi!
01:35Have you gone to hit the roofs and hit your head?
01:37In a very silly way.
01:39You have to prepare your fist well first.
01:41So.
01:42Do it with me.
01:43Back.
01:44Forward.
01:45Back.
01:46Fist, I remember.
01:47Come on.
01:48Go.
01:51It has escaped me.
01:52That's what you have to do with strength.
01:55That sometimes you leave.
01:56How dirty, how it smells, man.
01:57Come on, break the tiles once and for all, heavy.
02:04Incredible.
02:10And now, Junior, it's your turn.
02:12Remember all the steps.
02:13Till the fart, huh?
02:15Come on.
02:15Let's see what you do.
02:17You've put more tiles on me.
02:18Don't complain, come on, reale.
02:20You're a hick.
02:27You are suspended.
02:28Piltro Fillas, an old Shaolin monk, told me that if someone teaches us karate by doing
02:32that you paint a fence, he's taking the piss out of you.
02:34Have you painted many fences?
02:37Look what a nice day it is to learn karate, right?
02:40Let's see.
02:43You're the mute one of the Mars brothers.
02:45I've always had a doubt about you.
02:47Is that your hair or a wig?
02:49How do you get that volume, thief?
02:51It's a shame you can't talk so I can tell you your secret.
02:53It's just that I always wanted to have afro hair, you know?
02:56He looks taller that way, too.
02:57I have very nice hair too.
02:59Forgive me, but yours isn't as pretty as his.
03:01Yes it is!
03:04Speaking of hair.
03:08Good afternoon.
03:09Good afternoon, I have you.
03:10I'm not going to ask you what you wash your hair with.
03:13It was a bad joke.
03:14You've come to learn karate, right?
03:16Well repeat after me.
03:17Be water, my friend.
03:18Be water, my friend.
03:20Say it.
03:20Be water, my friend.
03:21That's what Bruce Lee says.
03:23That's what Bruce Lee says.
03:24You didn't have to repeat that.
03:26You didn't have to repeat that.
03:27No way, you bore!
03:28You didn't have to repeat that first!
03:29Look, let go and learn a lot of karate, because now I'm going to send you...
03:36Let's get to it!
03:41Hello, today I'm going to introduce you to the Pepe Libiston umbrella line.
03:44For example, you probably have an umbrella like that, and when it rains you get very wet.
03:48Well, buy the Pepe Libiston umbrella now and stabilise some of the water.
03:52Buy it now!
03:59To the gate!
04:03How do the contestants scream?
04:05It's clear they're happy to be reaching the mega-gates of panic.
04:09Of course, it's normal for them to be happy with life, because many of them will walk through a false door and get seriously hurt.
04:15Others will wallow in the mud and get their best clothes dirty.
04:18But what truly fills their souls with joy is the public mud pool, where they can all bathe together in a group.
04:24The best part, though, is the netted false doors, where single contestants can meet their new love.
04:30And if all this weren't enough, at the end of the mega-door, the henchmen await them, and today they have a very evil strategy prepared.
04:36To make this test a little more complicated, we decided to have only one good door and seven bad ones.
04:41I think it's a fair ratio.
04:43And after cooling off a little more, the contestants go to meet the henchmen who are waiting in hiding.
04:49And why do they wait like this?
04:50Well, to push the contestants who pass through the doors into the mud.
04:53And that was the super evil strategy these bastards had prepared?
04:57My goodness, look at them, they seem to be pushing the contestants.
05:01It's that they are afraid of getting their uniform wet.
05:03Look, since the henchmen don't win anything truly evil today, they'll all be fired en masse without severance pay.
05:09Well, let's see if they get their act together with the threat of dismissal.
05:12Well no, they're still standing there.
05:13Oh, there they are! Because there are tons of contestants who are reaching the final.
05:17Oh, by the way, at the end there's a bucket of flour where you have to find colored balls to pass the test.
05:23And meanwhile, not far away, the stragglers encounter numerous obstacles.
05:29Like, for example, mud.
05:32Or a camera.
05:33That bastard almost broke us.
05:35But the important thing about this test is whether it will be the last time we see the henchmen in action.
05:40And I say in action for the sake of saying something.
05:43And pay attention, we're told that a group of friends are stuck in the mud.
05:48Well, I'll correct myself. A group of friends left their friend lying in the mud.
05:51What a cleavage!
05:53Did Pepe see it?
05:54I just hope for that girl's sake that Pepe took his daily dose of bromide.
05:58And pay attention, it seems the henchmen have thrown a girl into the mud.
06:02Well no, it seems that it fell by itself.
06:03But wait, there's a girl who's really mad at the henchmen for some reason.
06:09Damn you, and you are hate!
06:11See? Straight ahead, kid. Look, here.
06:13Here, there! Fix it up!
06:15Come here, you ham!
06:16And now we're going to go inside Pepe's head.
06:19How are the balloons, my goodness?
06:21How does it crawl? And this one?
06:22The caravan also took this one to me.
06:24Although my favorite is very lacos.
06:26And I'm sure it's super sexy too.
06:28Please stick your tongue out at me!
06:29Oh, I'm leaving!
06:30There's a contestant who's stuck in the mud pool and doesn't want to get out.
06:33Hey! Sorry!
06:35The test is over, you know?
06:36And we have to clear the set.
06:38It's just that I'm safe here, you know?
06:40But what is he talking about? What will he be safe from?
06:43Well, about this.
06:44Here we see what the henchmen did to this poor girl.
06:47They threw her into the mud like crazy.
06:48And then, if that weren't enough, after hitting a bad door, they threw her back into the mud.
06:53How bad the henchmen are!
06:54They have earned their continuity in this program.
07:04Junior!
07:04Takeshi!
07:05The time has come for the duel with wooden swords.
07:08I'm ready!
07:09I'm not going to have mercy, okay?
07:11I'm wondering the same!
07:13Oh, since I'm coming!
07:14You'll find out!
07:16Don't laugh, Takeshi, you'll cry!
07:20I'm studying you.
07:22I know where you're going to attack, I see it!
07:27But...
07:27But, Takeshi, your sword has a trick.
07:30No, Junior, no.
07:31It's longer than mine.
07:33No, they are the same, look at them.
07:34We have them just as long.
07:36Ah, well, I must have been mistaken.
07:37On guard!
07:39You're going to taste my steel.
07:44Takeshi, you're a cheater!
07:45Suspended, Junior!
07:48Let's get on with it!
07:51I'm the big-eared karateka!
07:53These are the spring rolls, today starring karatekas who did not pass the training
07:58by Takeshi.
07:59This one couldn't pass the test of dragging a car with his ears, but look, they stayed on.
08:02the dried apricots are very pretty.
08:04I'm the pirate karateka!
08:05This guy wanted to train with Pinky Winky, but his class was already full, so he left.
08:09with Takeshi.
08:10And he couldn't even pass the first test.
08:12I'm quite lazy.
08:13He wanted to learn karate as if it were a CCC course, from home and without any effort.
08:17But you have to do something on your part, man.
08:20I'm the karateka, playboy!
08:21This cute bunny spent months training with Takeshi.
08:25What happens is that the horny Takeshi had his head in other parts of his body and
08:28He didn't train her very well, to be honest.
08:30Come on, what I wanted was not to train her.
08:32Stop being a fool, a scoundrel, and a scoundrel!
08:34This was the karateka from Reciosillo.
08:36She tried to convince Takeshi to train her by telling him a joke about Arevalo.
08:39And Takeshi made him swallow all the Arevalo cassettes in the world.
08:42I understand that Takeshi made you swallow one by one and without being able to drink water all the
08:46Arevalo cassettes that were in the world.
08:48I'll tell you one about nasal congestion!
08:49Wow, I see the cassettes did you good.
08:51Do you think you'll ever get over that traumatic experience, kid, or what?
08:55Oh, I'm hungry.
08:57Don't you have a Calatrava brothers cassette?
08:59I'm the karate manager!
09:00This four-year-old director, tired of his hectic life in the world of television, became a
09:04karateka.
09:05Takeshi agreed to train him in exchange for giving him a television show.
09:08And that's the story of why humor amarillo returned to four.
09:11What a powerful story!
09:13I'm the screaming karateka.
09:14Why is it called that?
09:15Doesn't it seem like I'm shouting a lot?
09:18After three hours of training her, Takeshi couldn't stand her screaming any longer and sent her to
09:22Operation Triumph.
09:24Long live football!
09:25This is the soccer karateka.
09:27The thing is, he always has his head on football, for example.
09:30Goal!
09:30Whose?
09:31Who scored?
09:32So Takeshi told him that if he wanted to learn karate, he should go to the grater of the
09:35ultras and started cheering on the opposing team.
09:38That I was going to learn karate intensively there.
09:41Watch out for my fist!
09:43This kid wanted to be part of the secret karate police.
09:46When he discovered that such a thing did not exist, he was so disappointed that he was devastated.
09:49in misery.
09:50I am sunk in misery!
09:52I have a good luck charm!
09:54This girl could not be a karateka because she did not reach the minimum height, but Takeshi
09:57gave a lucky charm.
09:59Well, he gave him, or rather, he charged him 100 euros for the amulet, which is that smiley.
10:02that is hanging there.
10:03And 105 contestants follow the path of the dragon to become karatekas.
10:07I will continue to present my line of umbrellas.
10:11I'm sure you've often thought how boring it is to walk down the street with an umbrella,
10:14Well, that's all over with the Pepe Livingstone fun umbrella.
10:18Look how much fun I have.
10:19I can stay like this all day.
10:22Come buy it, there are limited units.
10:24Then you'll go to the store, they won't fit you, and you'll start crying.
10:27And I will tell you, look, I warned you, look, I warned you that there were few.
10:31If you really don't listen to me.
10:37Take the next test, Junior.
10:38Which?
10:39Tame that wild eagle.
10:40To be a good karateka you have to control the animals.
10:43And couldn't it be any easier?
10:44Be thankful it's not a tiger.
10:45You have to take the eagle and take it for a ride around here.
10:48Come on.
10:49Here I go.
10:50I'm going to put her on my shoulders and walk her around.
10:52Come on.
10:55Careful, Aguilita, okay?
10:57Behave yourself.
10:58And then I'll give you some hot dogs for a snack.
11:00How do you weigh Aguilita, my mother?
11:02Junior, don't kill her, she's a protected species.
11:06This eagle is wild, it never stops moving.
11:08Look, get back on the stick, you're making me nervous.
11:18Junior, you broke his leg.
11:19It is suspended.
11:20You will never become a good karateka.
11:23Bad news!
11:24What's happening?
11:25What's happening?
11:25The profiteering squad wants to destroy your castle to build two by two.
11:29Junior, we have to act.
11:33Paco Peluca knows full contact.
11:36Juanito Calvici is a judo master.
11:39This guy doesn't know karate, but he's very dangerous.
11:41My animal is just crazy.
11:45Together they are...
11:46The red cobras!
11:47The karate team is the most dangerous in their village.
11:50Hello, pirates!
11:52Hello, karatekas!
11:53It's a pleasure to be here.
11:54The pleasure is always mine, Pinky.
11:55By the way, I heard they saw you the other day dressed as an Indian from the Pilas People.
11:59I think you were very pirate.
12:01I am an innocent girl.
12:04Time, time!
12:05This girl acts like a good girl, but she is an accomplished karateka.
12:09So don't trust yourselves, eh?
12:10Well, we'll see if Animal is right, because the girl didn't look like she was a martial arts expert.
12:18Welcome to American football or something similar, where contestants will have to fight against the red cobras and defeat them in a duel or death.
12:25And with such a good attitude, she got rid of Juanito.
12:28And now he finishes off Paco, he faces two karatekas at the same time, he stands up to them and gets rid of them too.
12:39Well Animal was right, she is a master of martial arts.
12:43But he has been tripped up for a good memory.
12:46Hard on them!
12:47This contestant isn't afraid to face off against the red cobras.
12:50Although when he sees them all holding hands, heading straight towards him, his butt shrinks a little.
12:56Because the key they have prepared for the red cobras is only used on enemies they really dislike.
13:01That secret and deadly key, which no one knows, is called the surround, which consists of surrounding him and if by any chance the guy escapes...
13:09So they tackle him, they all jump on him, and they beat him up. Smart!
13:15I'll finish you off!
13:17This girl has a debt to pay to the red cobras.
13:20When she was little, her father came to compete in Humor Amarillo and the red cobras eliminated him without mercy.
13:26He has been training for many years with a Saolin monk, with revenge always on his mind.
13:32And today he has come to settle that outstanding account.
13:35Well, it seems to me that revenge will have to wait for another day.
13:38But Paco, you look like a big dog on top of her, get out of there.
13:41Oh, how do I see it, Pepe.
13:42Alright?
13:43Damn you, red cobras! I'll have my revenge!
13:46Paco, don't tickle me, I'll give it to you!
13:48My hair is prettier than Paco's!
13:52Let's see, Paco, where are you? Where are you hiding?
13:54Ah, see you there!
13:56That girl messed with you, so finish her off. Come on!
13:59Nothing hurts Paco more than insults about his spectacular wig, which hasn't been washed for 20 years.
14:05The girl doesn't know the mess she's just gotten herself into.
14:08But as soon as she sees Paco rush towards her, she understands and tries to fix it.
14:12Well, your hair is very pretty too, although a little oily.
14:15And that infuriates Paco even more.
14:17No, what I meant was that with a good color wash, it would look much better on you.
14:21Another mistake. There's nothing Paco is more proud of, apart from his teeth, than the color of his hair.
14:25I meant that maybe if you had your ends cut, you'd have looser hair.
14:30And when the girl thinks she's tricked Paco and can escape, she's tackled without mercy.
14:35A moment that Paco takes advantage of to get revenge for everything he has said to him.
14:38I'll repeat the tips now, darling, if you dare.
14:41Attack me one by one, please.
14:43You're a real eye-catcher, you little rascal. Come on, let's get going.
14:45This kid says he'll fight the Red Cobras, but he thinks it's unfair to fight them all at once.
14:51That's why the Red Cobras have lined up and will attack him one by one.
14:55Come on, finish off Juanito, but...
14:57Wow, that was a dirty strategy. The guy wanted them to be in single file so they could reach the finish line without any problems.
15:01Well, the pact is broken and you can all attack him like crazy.
15:06So it was unfair to fight everyone at once, huh?
15:09Well, Bruce Lee didn't complain when he had to fight hundreds of karatekas at the same time.
15:13Well, it seems that the cowardly guy's plan finally worked and he managed to reach the end of the test.
15:17I dedicate this dance to you, pirate! My hands are deadly!
15:23Well, if his hands are his best weapon and he hasn't been able to catch the ball, imagine what the rest will be like.
15:29The Red Cobras, after the last contestant, have learned their lesson and will not underestimate anyone else.
15:35The contestant moves from one side to the other, studying the gaps he can pass through, but he can't find any.
15:40And in the end, he decides to use his secret weapon. If his hands are deadly, his legs are super fast.
15:45He activates them and takes off. But just as his hands sometimes fail him, so do his legs.
15:51But the kid doesn't give up. He gets up, shakes off that Red Cobra, and...
15:56And nothing, and Paco throws himself at him and ends his dream.
16:00As the Red Cobras celebrate their victory, let's connect with Pepe.
16:03Whenever you want, Pepe!
16:05Do you need a massage?
16:06Yes, here one between my legs that has hurt me.
16:08Well, tell Paco to give it to you, he's an expert.
16:10Paco, give me a massage, please, please.
16:21Okay, Junior, this is the final test. If you pass, you'll be a karateka.
16:24Look, it's very easy. I'm going to throw these bombs at you, and you have to dodge them, okay?
16:28What if they hit me, Takeshi?
16:29Well, if they hit me, they'll kill you, they're bombs, Junior.
16:32Takeshi! Leave it! I don't want to be a karateka anymore, Takeshi!
16:35Yes, he does, yes.
16:36If not, who will accompany me to face the speculator squad, Junior?
16:40That I can't do it alone, that I'm old.
16:41What did he do to me? I dodged the bombs, Takeshi! I didn't make it!
16:44So dodge this!
16:48Has he tried you? Am I a karateka now or what?
16:51Well, no. There's still another test.
16:53I told you this was the last one, but I lied to you, Junior.
16:55It's a joke.
16:57Welcome to a new yellow humor test.
16:59A more difficult and painful version of the IET2 of the vine.
17:02Here in the graphic it is explained how you have to do it.
17:04And now I'm going to blow the whistle.
17:07To the vine!
17:09Hey, shout, contestant! You're the one who's breaking it in, come on!
17:11This first contestant is Tarzan's father, who is already a little older than the man.
17:18He doesn't celebrate, he just hasn't won.
17:21I am karate!
17:22Well, look, kid, maybe that would have been useful to you in another test,
17:25But I don't know what it can help you with in this case.
17:28Hey, don't kick the scenery, he didn't do anything to you.
17:32I'm like a little girl!
17:33Indeed, this contestant still wets the bed, uses a pacifier, and kicks and screams like a little girl when she gets drunk.
17:41Oh, Mommy, I wanted to win!
17:43Should I play the tiger, dragon?
17:45I don't know what that is exactly, but come on, kid, do it.
17:48Well, look very carefully.
17:50This is the tiger and this is the dragon.
17:53How did I get myself to do this nonsense, mother?
17:55I'm a she-devil!
17:56Wow, this girl looks tough and she's wearing a fanny pack, which is always a plus for a woman.
18:02And that, combined with her outfit, Rosita, makes her a real eye-catcher for any man.
18:06I think we have your soulmate.
18:08Help me clean up.
18:09As?
18:10Clean me up, men have to clean up too.
18:12They don't put on the washing machine, I'm a disaster.
18:15But you can teach me.
18:16You are of no use to me, I don't like ancient men.
18:18But I know how to cook, that's enough.
18:20And lentils?
18:21No lentils.
18:22Well, it's nothing.
18:23My underwear is cool.
18:24This man is wearing his underwear on the outside in honor of Superman.
18:27Not for nothing, but I could wash them a little.
18:30Oh my goodness, how disgusting!
18:31He says he doesn't know how to put the washing machine on.
18:33Damn, I really can't stand old men who can't clean!
18:36How curious!
18:37It's as if what you just said was something I heard just now.
18:41I'm going to do Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!
18:43This is strange, no one else has said this before.
18:45Oh no, it's all your imagination!
18:46Look, this is a tiger and this is a dragon!
18:48The sleeping dragon, of course!
18:51I'm going to make water here, he says!
18:52As always there are people who, apart from coming to compete in a suit, which nobody understands,
18:56They test as they please.
18:58For example, this one wants to go water skiing.
19:00Well, go ahead, you fail the test and you go water skiing!
19:03The happy guy goes home, eliminated.
19:07Pay attention to my carding!
19:08If there's one thing this girl is proud of, it's her backcombing.
19:10She was at the hairdresser's for eight hours to get it done the way she wanted it.
19:14I've now lost my backcombing, but I have a nice mud perm.
19:19Shut up!
19:19Look, you can tell me what you want, but very strange things are happening in this test,
19:23because everything seems to me as I have already lived, it is a constant déjà-vu.
19:26That's because on TV everything has already been invented and, of course, many things sound familiar to you.
19:30What if we've entered a seasonal loop?
19:32No, that only happens in Star Trek.
19:34I'm like a little girl!
19:35Indeed, this contestant still wets the bed.
19:39She uses a pacifier and when she gets angry, she kicks like a little girl.
19:42I can't believe it, this is amazing.
19:44Well yes, I still wet the bed and need a pacifier, what's wrong?
19:47If you want, I'll give you a pacifier. You'll like it, it comes in different flavors.
19:50No, I already have mine, thanks.
19:52Hey, are you crying with laughter?
19:54Look, he's crying.
19:56It's just that I laugh at stupid people, that's the only thing that comes out of your mouth, Pepe.
19:59And with the repetition of the girl who lost her backcomb in the mud...
20:02We reached the end of this very paranormal test, where the contestants repeated themselves over and over again in a very mysterious way.
20:08What is mysterious is this girl's hair.
20:10Oh my goodness, what a bald guy!
20:11And after this test, the Karate population has alarmingly dropped to 53.
20:16Hey, how are you?
20:17Many times you may have thought, what a shame I can't exercise while holding an umbrella.
20:22Well, I already have the solution.
20:23Thanks to these umbrella-attached weights, you can now exercise while protecting yourself from the rain.
20:29Wow, this is so heavy!
20:30I can't even lift it.
20:31Well, if you can't lift it, you just crawl under it like this and that's it.
20:36It serves you just as well as an umbrella.
20:37Come on!
20:40Hey, Junior!
20:41Can you hear me?
20:42Yes, what do I have to do now?
20:43I love this test, Takeshi.
20:45From here the landscape is very beautiful.
20:46One moment!
20:47I think I misunderstood this.
20:49Did you tell me to come up here to see the slopes?
20:51Why are you shooting balls at me, Takeshi?
20:54Aren't these Nakasone's cannons?
20:55Stop, please!
20:57Don't follow!
20:59Oh!
20:59Have you been possessed by the spirit of the pirate duo or what?
21:02Takeshi, stop, please.
21:04Look, I'm getting off.
21:05I throw myself.
21:06And may it be what God wants.
21:07I'm leaving.
21:08I'm leaving this life.
21:09No, don't do it, Junior.
21:10That you are already a karateka.
21:11That you have passed the test.
21:12Oh really?
21:13Good job, Chachi!
21:14Hello!
21:15Did I guess what animal I am?
21:16Come on, think a little.
21:17Well, I'll give you a clue.
21:18We got here not to be like Spiderman.
21:23A test where contestants will have to discover what kind of animal it is.
21:27Animal!
21:27Come on, Piltrofilla, tell us what animal it is.
21:29An elephant!
21:30And the answer is...
21:33Well, what's it going to be?
21:35Incorrect.
21:36Oh, sorry.
21:37It has been deleted.
21:38And Animal will hose you down as punishment for being so stupid.
21:43A butterfly!
21:44No, the butterfly is you.
21:45No Animal.
21:47Don't bathe Animal, because with the blow he took on his ass, he's already had enough.
21:52It's a possum.
21:53A possum?
21:54But don't these contestants watch the two's documentaries like everyone else?
21:58These are the effects of watching so many celebrity programs, but then you don't know anything about animals.
22:03Well, come on, let's give you a hint.
22:04So, Spiderman is a man, ah...
22:06A man...
22:07A superhero!
22:09This is certainly the last time I give any clues.
22:11Because even if you shouted the answer at them, they wouldn't get it right, really, what a shame.
22:14It's a spider, man! A spider!
22:17If we all have to say it, a spider!
22:20It's a lie, it's a shark!
22:21But how do you want me to tell you?
22:23What is a spider?
22:24Where did this guy get the idea that he's a shark?
22:27Look, we'd better talk to him to clear this up, because I don't understand.
22:30It's a shark, but sharks are bad.
22:35How can you be so stupid?
22:37And you came with your son, who has seen everything.
22:39He's not a boy, he's a penguin.
22:41Let's see, I'd say it's a boy.
22:42A piece of advice, baby.
22:44Tell your roof-breaker dad to put on glasses.
22:46One of these days you'll be in the middle of the northern town looking for little fish.
22:49I know what animal it is!
22:51Well, if you know, say it.
22:52What animal is it?
22:53But what animal is it?
22:54But say it.
22:55Too late.
22:56I don't think I'll ever be able to speak again.
22:59Animal, make it rain water.
23:00I mean, the rain of water.
23:01It's a spider!
23:02All right, finally.
23:04My goodness, what it cost you.
23:05A spider.
23:06Very good.
23:07And now that you've got this question right, let's move on to the history questions.
23:11What was the exact date that the first comedy show premiered in Japan?
23:14As?
23:15Look, I would like to ask you the question again, but since I know you have no idea, I'm not going to do it.
23:18It's not a good idea to waste your breath on anything either.
23:21It was the 80s, right?
23:22Yes, girl, but the 80s are a very long period of time and we wanted the exact date.
23:27Let's see, be more specific.
23:28Uh, 82.
23:29Cold, cold.
23:3085.
23:31Bend down, you're going to...
23:32Sorry, hot, hot.
23:3486.
23:34You're burning out, now you only have the day and month left.
23:37January.
23:38Far, far away.
23:39The month of the cat.
23:40But what month is that?
23:41Please use our calendar.
23:43Give me a hint, please.
23:45Well, look, it starts with A and ends with L.
23:48Ah, April.
23:49Of course, it's April.
23:50Well, in April, water a thousand times over, for the animal.
23:53Give him water, come on.
23:56I?
23:56I have no idea of the date.
23:58Well, well, what bad manners this contestant has.
24:02Not only does he have no idea about the date, but he also kicked Tani in the face.
24:05It seems to me that this is what he came for, despite what animal bathes him with its jet.
24:09Because look how well the guy is having a good time.
24:11Let's talk to the loser!
24:14If you see it, you are my idol, I kneel before you.
24:18Take note of it, girls, and kneel before me.
24:21By the way, kid, I have no idea about the date, right?
24:24Nothing.
24:24But sure?
24:25It's that I hadn't been born.
24:27Well, it was May 2, 1986.
24:29So you're a grandfather.
24:31This will take us straight to the Profiteer Squad's lair.
24:34They are going to kill us.
24:35Of course, but at least we'll fight like real karatekas against them.
24:39Taques and for freedom, as you have taught me.
24:41Well, I don't teach you anything.
24:43You have indeed made me a karateka.
24:44June, I have to tell you that I know nothing about karate.
24:46I made it all up to have a good time with you.
24:48It doesn't matter.
24:49We have to take out the squad or you'll lose your castle.
24:51Shall we do it together?
24:52Of course.
24:53Let's go!
24:54What happened?
24:58Well, we fell.
24:59I can see that, you bastard.
25:00I think you forgot to put gas in this.
25:03This is the last time I'm going to listen to you, I'm telling you this.
25:05We could have used your plane to attack.
25:07Good thinking, but I've come up with something much better.
25:10We will use my deadly secret weapon.
25:11Which is it?
25:12Well, I'm not telling you it's secret.
25:13He's more of a fool than I'm going to give him.
25:15I move my little hand, I move my foot, I move my tibia and fibula.
25:19Dancing, I spend the day dancing.
25:21What a party animal I am!
25:22You don't know it well.
25:24Let's surf!
25:28It will be doing karate!
25:29Don't correct me, you little rascal!
25:30But the contestant is right, because we are in karate to the death with the nipple.
25:35Where contestants will have to face evil nipples on the ironing board.
25:39And in the first confrontation the nipple knocked out the girl without flinching.
25:42We'd better call a famous karateka.
25:45I'm Bruce Lee!
25:46After making a famous announcement, Bruce Lee has returned in style and wants to defeat the terrible nipples.
25:51The first one passes because there is no rival for him.
25:55By the way, Muchajontas is a huge fan of his and that's why she falls down in front of the martial arts master.
26:00The teacher gets distracted when he sees an Indian woman lying on her back, escapes from the board and goes straight into the water.
26:04Bruce Lee is so mean!
26:06What? Look, Piltrofilla, the camera is over there, over there.
26:10I'm the big-haired fighter!
26:11The big-haired fighter?
26:13Sorry, but I've seen all the movies about the big-haired fighter and you're not the one.
26:17There it is, the wig has fallen off, you are a fake.
26:19Pretending to be the big-haired fighter, how shameless.
26:22I'm Chuck Norris!
26:24Chuck Norris was a legend in the world of karate, but it must be said, the man is a little older now.
26:28I remember all of his great films, like... like...
26:32Wow, in the first fight against the nipple, he lost!
26:34Without your mustache you're not the same, Walker Testaranger?
26:39I'm the big-haired fighter!
26:41I've seen everything from the long-haired fighter against the marching zombies to the long-haired fighter going to Mars to fight aliens.
26:48And you are not.
26:50I have a boyfriend, right?
26:51So the singles are you, you and you too, right?
26:54What a coincidence! Except for the pretty one, all the singles.
26:56I think you're a real sexist, Pepe.
26:58What's this saying? Am I sexist? What I am is subjective, and that hurts, of course.
27:03Everyone with Son Goku!
27:04That's me, Son Goku!
27:06We all remember the famous Son Goku from Dragon Ball, who by the way had a flying cloud with which he traveled the world.
27:12And surfing on the board is very similar to riding on a cloud, so it won't take much effort to overcome this test.
27:18That's why we've set a trap for him.
27:19I'll give it to you from behind, Son Goku!
27:21The poor guy had quite a scare, he almost lost his board, but it was quickly rejected and...
27:25He dedicates the victory to his son, Son Goan.
27:27Mamachicho, it's my turn, it's my turn more and more.
27:32He is the executive Cudeiro, a television executive who has only one dream: to bring back the mamachichos.
27:38No! The nipple has killed the Cudeiro manager!
27:41I'm the big-haired fighter!
27:45Will this finally be the real big-haired fighter?
27:47Man, he looks a lot like it. His hair's unwashed, his face is dirty, he's stylish fighting the nipple, but no.
27:54The real big-haired fighter would never have lost to that nipple. Never!
27:59I wanted to say hello to...
28:00You're losing your board, you little rascal, run!
28:02Oh, wait, driver, wait!
28:04Sure, they can say hello and then what happens, happens.
28:07I'm Jackie Chan!
28:08Well, as is known throughout the world, Jackie Chan doesn't need doubles.
28:13No, because he does his own stunts.
28:15Would you rather start looking for doubles and not die soon?
28:18Well, let's talk to him.
28:20Have you come with your family?
28:22Yes, this is my wife, this Jackiecito, this Jacqueline, and none of them need doubles.
28:25And your wife needs doubles?
28:27No way, neither!
28:28And for the action scenes in bed?
28:30For those, yes.
28:32Well, it seems that the sale of my umbrellas hasn't gone very well, I can't explain it.
28:36But anyway, I'm going to show you my latest creation, which is sure to be a hit.
28:39It looks like a normal umbrella, huh?
28:41Well no, it's super special.
28:43Look closely, because nothing more and nothing less than...
28:45A shopkeeper umbrella!
28:47And if I think about it, it's like a merry-go-round of panties, bras, and underwear.
28:51This one is sure to sell very well.
28:53And here come the winners of today's show.
28:56And what about Takeshi?
28:57And what do you care?
28:58It's that I'm a speculator.
28:59As?
29:00That he was going to buy the castle, rezone it and sell it.
29:02You are a smart guy, you are a clever speculator, C.T.
29:05I should call Takeshi to beat you up, but we're short on time.
29:08Thanks, Tani.
29:10No thanks, I want my share.
29:12Raise your hand if you want to be a speculator when you grow up!
29:17Well, let's all go to the coast!
29:19Do you like my tank, Junior?
29:21It's cool, huh?
29:22I bought it at the price sale last year.
29:23With this we will finish off the profiteering squad for good.
29:28They're going to find out who we are, Takeshi.
29:31Well, I'll drive it, okay?
29:32You don't have to be a tank.
29:33You handle the cannon and shoot, okay?
29:35Cool, go for it.
29:42Don't worry, nothing's wrong.
29:44The seller told me that this was normal, that's why it was so cheap.
29:47But it remains a deadly weapon.
29:49Deadly as hell, huh?
29:50And it came out cheap.
29:51Or as they say in Japanese, the first rule of a karateka is never get married.
29:56That's for you, Richie!
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