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00:00Tired of doing the same thing all the time? Well, you've come to the right place.
00:05This program is not a bore.
00:07You're going to roll on the floor with us.
00:10Come on, Cudeirín!
00:30Welcome back to the home of silly bumps and falls!
00:36Today we start with great news.
00:38Well, more than great news, great news!
00:41After the critical doubts expressed in the press against this program, we have decided to act.
00:45What are you saying? They never mention this program in the press.
00:49And you seem a bit like a critic?
00:50Well, look, I'll put it another way.
00:52We've decided to take the bull by the horns...
00:54...and we launched the Humor Amarillo newspaper.
00:57Well said and done, Takeshi Jr. is already upsetting the first edition of our newspaper.
01:02In fact, they are on the television page reading the reviews of the show.
01:06Which I suppose will be magnificent.
01:08I hope so, because otherwise we'll have to fire our TV critic.
01:12Me...
01:13Let me see what time it starts in the season.
01:18This is how we start, okay, Takeshi?
01:21Vile trophies!
01:22Old monk, he said to me once!
01:24Tell me what newspaper you read and I'll tell you who you are.
01:27Have any of you ever gone out?
01:29The streetlight!
01:32I like it that way.
01:34Informed people.
01:35Informed people, but strange.
01:37Like this guy in a mouse costume.
01:39You want to be on the cover, right?
01:40Well yes!
01:41Well, you'll have to give yourself a good hit.
01:43I'll try!
01:44Very good, very good.
01:45And you, the cook, see if you can make us all a delicious meal later, okay?
01:48The news of the Humor Amarillo newspaper's departure has spread like wildfire.
01:53And we already have journalists who want to come and work with us.
01:57We have yet to be informed that we have not paid anything.
01:59These two girls aspire to be editors of the Yellow Humor Society.
02:03They know Pantoja's life like the back of their hand.
02:05They even know who the cachuli is.
02:07Well, you're in the wrong place.
02:09Here, the Society editors only have to report on bumps, falls, and various accidents.
02:14But hey, since they're here, let them compete, right?
02:17Andron!
02:22Dolores, are you going to buy the Humor Amarillo newspaper?
02:24Of course.
02:25And if you interview me, I want you to use a phrase that I really like as the title.
02:29That of...
02:30Go for it!
02:33Hello!
02:34Taking advantage of the Humor Amarillo newspaper's release, I've placed an ad in the contacts section.
02:39Reported to have made himself very attractive, looking for a girl who likes caravans.
02:43I put on this coat to make it look like I'm square.
02:47And tomorrow's edition of Humor Amarillo opens with a comprehensive report on...
02:53The Little Wall of China!
02:56That's why contestants will do whatever it takes to get their photo on the cover.
03:00Even hitting each other when it's not appropriate.
03:03As we've already mentioned, there are several aspiring editors for our newspaper infiltrated among the contestants.
03:08In the industry they are known as feather pens.
03:11And here we can distinguish them because they wear a feather on their heads.
03:14Like this, very original, let's go.
03:16And we have breaking news.
03:18A printer is competing.
03:20What do you mean by a printer?
03:21Yes, the kind you print.
03:23So let's go find her!
03:24It's not there.
03:25There we see one who tries to steal a girl's shoe.
03:28We see him!
03:29And there we have another feather, now plucked.
03:31There we have a girl who is going to stain her pants.
03:34And there we see two girls getting their butts wet.
03:36But nothing about the printer.
03:37Wait, isn't that from there?
03:39Where does that come from?
03:40I don't see anything.
03:41Yes, yes, to the right.
03:42Let's see, let's see, is that girl you mean?
03:45No, no, no, not this one.
03:47Well, this one doesn't look like a printer either.
03:49And that looks like a vase.
03:51Please, can we see the other side of the wall?
03:53Not the right side, the reverse side, please.
03:56Prick it!
03:58There's the printer!
03:59But what printer?
04:00If it's a guy with a box on his head.
04:02Because it's a printer without unpacking.
04:04Look, it still has the warranty and everything.
04:06Hey, with all this printer nonsense, we haven't realized that everyone is sneaking in.
04:11It's true.
04:12That little thing the contestants ate even jumps onto the wall.
04:16There is the answer.
04:17The mouse gets past them all.
04:19Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
04:20What's all this about, Mr. Mouse?
04:23And what am I the mouse, Uncle Perez?
04:24Perez?
04:25Yes sir.
04:25And what does that mean?
04:26That I help people fulfill their wishes.
04:29I'm not going to fulfill mine anymore!
04:30Well, you'll see what he does, Tooth Fairy.
04:33But you can catch the tail.
04:35That's what happened to me and it's very painful.
04:38Wow!
04:39And who are you interviewing now?
04:41Well, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I'm still in the contacts section.
04:45Waiting for calls.
04:45Hello, I'm the editor-in-chief of the health section of the Humor Amarillo newspaper.
05:06But first of all I'm going to say now, now, now the Japanese.
05:08I'm more of a culture person.
05:12Well, we've prepared a report on fruits, which is the bomb.
05:17We are the fruits!
05:18Yes, we are the fruits.
05:21I am the grape from which wine is made.
05:28I'm fermenting.
05:29I think I'm a grungy guy, but I don't know my parents.
05:37Should I say it in Japanese?
05:39Kaki!
05:44I am a wild teacher.
05:45I am a pear, but a lemon tree.
05:52What a shame, really!
05:53Let's get to it!
05:55According to this report prepared by the health section of the newspaper Humor Amarillo,
05:59the contestants eat little fruit.
06:02That's why we gave them a little strawberry for the castle assault, to see if they'll get motivated.
06:05But nothing, no case.
06:07What they like is raw fish and carnaca.
06:10Just in case, today we loaded the guns with orange juice, which has a lot of vitamin C.
06:15But they don't want to drink it either.
06:17In short, the contestants ignore being healthy and prefer to use the test to make friends.
06:22Because of course, with everyone in the crowd, it's almost impossible not to make friends.
06:26Except for the mouse, who everyone wants a friend like that.
06:29And there we see a henchman and a contestant who are getting along well.
06:32And pay attention, we have news.
06:34Love has emerged in Humor Amarillo.
06:36The henchman and the contestant who were shooting at each other are getting married.
06:39So you love me.
06:40Of course, silly.
06:42And we see the resounding failure with the fruits.
06:44Nobody has bitten them.
06:46And pay attention, the contestant has just broken up with the henchman.
06:49Oh, what a brief relationship!
06:50What a fiasco!
06:51What are you up to?
06:52Of an Indian chief!
06:53Of an Indian chief?
06:54With that on your head you look like a piñata.
06:56Thanks a lot, man.
06:58Play the Indian, come on!
06:59Hey, girls, remember that I put an ad in the contacts section, okay?
07:11I'm there available, looking for Titi.
07:14And 106 contestants continue fighting to make the news on Humor Amarillo.
07:17Yes, of course, of course.
07:21Whatever you say, come on.
07:23Finally, a girl who read the ad called me, but she said she didn't believe I was there.
07:27muscles.
07:28Well, daughter, I'm going to show you the steel this ship is made of.
07:32You're going to freak out, you'll see.
07:33Get ready!
07:35Lass!
07:43I talk like the Smurfs, right?
07:45This is a little sash I'm wearing, but no, don't take this into account, okay?
07:50I'm so hot, Ro!
07:54Juanito Calvicie refuses to give interviews to our newspaper because he doesn't know how to speak.
07:59And Paco doesn't give interviews either because he always has something on his mind.
08:03To the labyrinth!
08:05Our first contestant is a copywriter.
08:08I cover the news.
08:10He is going to tell us about the inside of the labyrinth.
08:13Well, there are many doors in the labyrinth.
08:16Oh, this isn't a door, it's a person.
08:18Well, that's it, the end.
08:19This is where my report ends, friends.
08:21Good job, kid!
08:22This other reporter is going to tell us what the floor of the labyrinth is made of.
08:26Information we were eager to know.
08:28What's the floor made of, beautiful?
08:30Foam board!
08:31Okay, now you can jump into the water.
08:33The truth is that it is a pleasure to work with such obedient people.
08:37Watch out, watch out, my little trafilla!
08:39I'm going to interview Paco!
08:41But hey, she hasn't heard that Paco doesn't give interviews.
08:44And besides, when he sees him, he panics.
08:47Come on, honey, take advantage of the fact that you have him in front of you and ask him some questions!
08:50Nothing, she's gone silent.
08:52But don't take it, because wow, how the girl runs.
08:55This girl is of no use to us as a reporter for the Humor Amarillo newspaper.
08:58Let him go to hell!
08:59And this one?
09:00She's a posh Japanese girl.
09:01Well that's great news.
09:03For the first time, a posh girl participates in Humor Amarillo.
09:06Let's listen to it.
09:08Damn!
09:08If you touch me!
09:09Come on, I'm going to tell my dad that he owns a factory and has a lot of money!
09:13Damn!
09:13I told you not to touch me!
09:15Damn!
09:15What sources you are!
09:17Takesi was speechless!
09:19Look, I shit with my fingers!
09:21That's all very well, kid, but that has to be done at the end of the test, not at the beginning.
09:25Because Paco and Juanito themselves grab your fingers and tear them off.
09:29Or they shove them up your nose, which is very brutal.
09:31Come on, now, do it now!
09:32And now this fool doesn't do it.
09:34Hey, pretty girl, before you come in, say hello.
09:36That's it, very good.
09:38This girl told us that she invented a system to avoid getting wet.
09:43Shout?
09:43Because how does he scream?
09:45Well, it got wet.
09:46Now he will tell us what the system is to not get wet.
09:49Because it has failed.
09:51Is my hair wet?
09:52No, right?
09:55Don't steal my plan, damn it, Pepe!
09:58Wow, this girl is crazy!
10:00I'll stop by to interview her.
10:03One, two, three, speak!
10:05Well, he invented a system to avoid getting wet,
10:07which consists of putting garbage bags all over your body.
10:10And it's also a contraceptive.
10:11It serves many purposes.
10:13Anything else?
10:16Well, okay, that's enough, come on.
10:17You can go away.
10:19Go away.
10:21Look at my back!
10:23Hey, this guy made a self-portrait on his shirt.
10:25He must think that this is how he misleads Paco and Juanito.
10:28The problem is that, apparently, he has lost his way.
10:31Hey, handsome!
10:32Greet the staff.
10:44Takeshi and Junior are still engrossed in reading the Yellow Humor newspaper.
10:48Are you following the international news?
10:50From Society?
10:51Do you perhaps read the opinion columns?
10:52Not at all.
10:53They're using classified ads because Junior is looking for an apartment.
10:57Let's see, let's see, let me, let me, I think this interests you.
10:59I rent an apartment in the center, 15 square meters interior and only 800 euros.
11:03What a great deal!
11:05To the billion!
11:06Here I go!
11:09There is a news article published in the Humor Amarillo newspaper that refers to this test.
11:14The scallops!
11:15According to an investigative report, the water in the hamburgers is highly toxic.
11:20Well, what news! We've been saying that since day one.
11:24But it had never been published.
11:25Well, after this contestant, who despite his age is very agile, comes a health inspector.
11:30You'll find out which is worse for your health: water or these cookies.
11:34Please, let the inspector come in, come on.
11:36But what does it do?
11:37You try to pass the test.
11:39Thank goodness he got into the water.
11:41Let's see if you think you're at acceptable levels of pollution.
11:47Is the water okay?
11:49Well then we can continue with the test.
11:51There's the printer man, unpacked.
11:53Which can no longer print in color, only in black and white.
11:55His cartridges got wet.
11:57Look, another health inspector.
11:59Okay, but we don't give a damn about this one's opinion.
12:02And pay attention to the running style of the next contestant.
12:05What is it worth seeing?
12:06It looks like he ate a broom handle.
12:08It's stiffer than a candle.
12:10I think it's going to fall, huh?
12:11Ah, well no.
12:12Hang in there, dude.
12:13That is going to fall.
12:14But if it's going to get to the end, look, it's already there.
12:16That is going to fall.
12:18Ah, well I was right, it has fallen.
12:20I already said it.
12:22And what does this one have?
12:23The karate belt on the head?
12:24It's because he doesn't trust the helmet, it protects his forehead better.
12:27Well, he should have put it on his chest, because that's where the scallop got stuck.
12:31And here comes the tooth fairy.
12:33Who always leaves children a little gift under their pillow when they lose a tooth.
12:37This one doesn't work anymore.
12:38Children, don't let your teeth fall out, the little mouse is on sick leave.
12:40And while the remaining fifty-six head off for a new test.
12:46Okay.
12:46Yes, whatever you say.
12:50Damn, how are the girls?
12:52No one believes I'm muscular.
12:54Well, now you're going to find out, man.
13:06And hold on, I'm hot.
13:08Yes or yes?
13:10This is not a melon, you piltracillas.
13:16This is not a cucumber field.
13:18And those red ones are not giant piquillo peppers.
13:21Yes, that is a drawing that says end zone.
13:23I hope that this makes it clear to you what this test is about.
13:27Hello, pirates!
13:29You call them pirates?
13:30Of course.
13:31And what do I call him?
13:31Well, call us whatever you want, Chucky, we're the referees.
13:34And can we throw things at them?
13:35No, that's another test.
13:37And can we comb your hair, Pinky?
13:39What do you think you are, Rupert?
13:41And can we pet them?
13:43That's what we can do.
13:44And what do we do then?
13:45To the mitron.
13:47Okay, so now I have the flag like this, look, like this.
13:49Ale!
13:50And me too, pirate.
13:52In the potato circle, we will eat salads like the gentlemen eat oranges and lemons.
13:57I sat down, sipping, and sucking.
13:59Well, I think after what we've seen, there's no need for us to explain what this test is about.
14:04To the melon!
14:05Please explain it to me!
14:06Well, to start with, this test is called...
14:09Destroy my protector, pirate!
14:11No, man, that's what Pinky calls her.
14:13Is called...
14:13Let's hit it with the helmet!
14:15And that basically consists of what you are seeing.
14:17The contestant, carrying the melon ball, has to cross the field dodging Takeshi's henchmen until he reaches the other side.
14:22If he steps out of line on the sidelines or has five henchmen fall on him, he's out.
14:28If all five henchmen fall on him, he'll not only be eliminated, but also...
14:31Hunchback!
14:32Well, since this is already clear, let's read some of the emails you've sent us at humoramarillo.com
14:39Lucía tells us that she founded the Pinky Winky fan club, because Pinky deserves it.
14:44For that enviable physique, for that drive, and because he's the only one who wears pink pajamas regardless of fashion.
14:49But above all, he's writing to us to encourage more people to join the fan club, because for now there are only two.
14:55She, Lucía, who is the president, and Noelia, the vice president.
14:58Lucia, we can only tell you one thing.
15:01Spend your time doing better things than starting a Pinky fan club.
15:04Pedro Moleón tells us, let's see, I've sent you not just many, but many emails saying interesting and cool things about the program.
15:12What do you want, huh? Want me to say weird things so you can read my email?
15:15Well then, Cuscus and Achus, looking at the toilet, realized that the rook's grandfather was smoking soup while the sandalwood, riding a fish, was walking across the gray slab meadows.
15:25What else do I have to do? Go up to M&S with a sign saying, "Read my email in yellow humor?"
15:30Well, this program deserves nothing less, Pedro.
15:33And with that attitude, I don't know if we'll even read your email.
15:36But we just read it.
15:37Well, it's true.
15:38Well, you know, for any suggestion, insult, or threat, you can write to us at humoramarillo.com
15:47That we personally read the messages, really, we personally read them.
15:52Especially those commanded by girls.
15:54Because even though it may not seem like it, many women watch this program.
15:58And they all adore us, why not say it?
16:00Well, all of them, all of them, I don't know, eh.
16:02You guys are so handsome!
16:03Look, this girl knows us.
16:05One of two things. Either she knows us, or she's desperate.
16:08Well, if it's the latter, it's bad news for her, but very good news for the henchmen.
16:13Because neither of them has a girlfriend.
16:15And now they'll probably start asking the girl out.
16:18Come out with me! Come out with me! With me! With me! Come out!
16:20No, no! With me! With me! I'm more handsome!
16:23Now the girl just has to choose.
16:25She has five guys who want to go dancing with her.
16:27But don't get too confident, these guys want to dance.
16:30But then they go back to the same old thing.
16:31Which are simpler than the mechanism of a pacifier.
16:33Well, cut, cut!
16:36This is starting to get a little tense. Come on!
16:40But let's interview the girl to see if love has triumphed once and for all.
16:44What did you think? Did you like any of our guys?
16:48Well, the truth is no.
16:49I like another kind of man.
16:51Not these ones who are so beastly, it's because they don't know how to treat a lady.
16:54So, they gave it to me.
16:56Ah, you are a lady!
16:57Of course, like my friend!
17:00And why don't you participate?
17:01It's just that I'm too cute.
17:03What a conceited aunt!
17:04Oh yes!
17:05And you and your friend? What are you going to do now?
17:08Well, let's take a shower and go back home.
17:10Well I said it's my caravan and shower.
17:12And it's a big shower.
17:13At least three people fit.
17:15Standing up. Yes, we have to stand up.
17:17I'm in, Pepe!
17:19The henchmen are plotting something.
17:21They want to go for a drink, but neither of them has any money.
17:24So they're going to ask this poor contestant.
17:27Hey, kid!
17:28Leave us a few euros for some soft drinks!
17:31Come on, yes!
17:32What are a few euros to you, man?
17:34Wait, wait, we'll convince him.
17:36Wait, I'll convince this wretch.
17:37No, I'll convince him!
17:39Since I've convinced him to leave us money, right?
17:41Hey, poor contestant!
17:44Takeshi asks to have his wallet stolen,
17:46because he also wants to go for a few beers.
17:49And we are left with the repetition of the woman
17:51who managed to avoid Takeshi's henchmen.
17:53A woman used to dodging flies in nightclubs.
17:57They didn't touch her even a hair, come on.
17:59And that's how cute she came out in the photo.
18:00If our photographer tries hard...
18:02Hi, I'm Takeshi's aunt, I've come to bring the snack.
18:15And by the way, I'm going to throw some bowling, because I really like this.
18:18Of course!
18:19Here I go!
18:22I have a few.
18:23Come on, you little rascals!
18:24General Tani deals the cards that will decide the contestants' positions in the bowling alley.
18:30Because we are in the fact that I am not a bun, that I am a person.
18:33And this is the kid who is going to discover the exact meaning of that name.
18:37Now the other contestants can choose with peace of mind.
18:40Someone else already has the ace in hand.
18:42But don't be overconfident, there's still number two left.
18:44Ah, no, there's no more number two.
18:45And one of these three will have the immense fortune of taking the ten,
18:48the card that places you in the furthest position from the giant bowling alley.
18:53The four of clubs!
18:54What are they saying? He's driven Tani crazy.
18:56And this lucky girl takes the ten.
18:58But at least it's funny!
19:01And these are the confident faces of the contestants.
19:04And they are confident because they know that Takeshi's aunt doesn't have much strength.
19:08That the aunt is rather lazy.
19:12You'll see how lazy I am.
19:13You are a wretch!
19:15Oops, it's been stung.
19:16The aunt has gotten angry and that could be very bad for the contestants.
19:22What a massacre!
19:23He's brushed seven pins!
19:25Takeshi is proud of his aunt
19:27and touches his nose so everyone knows.
19:29How are you?
19:30Well, hunchbacked.
19:32Did it hurt?
19:32Are all your bones okay?
19:34Yes, but my pride is hurt.
19:37What's that?
19:38Well, something hurts.
19:39Even an aspirin, okay?
19:41Cry, cry!
19:42Cry more, come on!
19:43You wish, man.
19:44You got me, huh?
19:45Is anyone there?
19:46Yes, it's me.
19:47Can I touch your nose?
19:48No, please.
19:49And here we go with a new draw.
19:51On this occasion we will be able to hear how it is said in Japanese
19:54Oops, I screwed up!
19:55That's what you say when you get the ace.
19:58Pay attention, the time is coming.
19:59Oops, I screwed up!
20:00I've already done it!
20:01Oh, yeah!
20:02It would have been understood even if we hadn't translated it.
20:05This time there is panic on the faces of the contestants.
20:08Now we know how terrible Takeshi's aunt is.
20:11He has previously knocked down seven pins.
20:13This time they fall...
20:14One?
20:18Well, what a lousy shot.
20:20But aunt, how lazy you are!
20:21And on top of that it breaks.
20:23How do you feel?
20:24Well, a little lonely, to be honest.
20:26Do you know that you have very white and very beautiful teeth?
20:30Relief!
20:30And in the new draw we will see that, sometimes, the ace coincides with the contestant's face.
20:36It happens rarely, but when it does, it is an unforgettable moment.
20:40And pay attention because that moment is about to happen.
20:43Kid, you look like the one who grabs the ace.
20:45I'm sorry.
20:46And the kid was offended by what we said about his face.
20:49and the guy has turned his back on the ball.
20:51Well, he'll know what he's doing.
20:54This time I didn't fail.
20:55Go!
20:56Wow, this ball weighs a lot.
20:57What a barbarity!
20:58Oh my goodness!
20:58And the launch is going strong.
21:01With great force!
21:03And a new bowling massacre takes place.
21:07A massacre with collateral damage.
21:11Takeshi Jr. continues reading the first issue of the yellow humor newspaper.
21:15They are now in the gossip section.
21:17A very disturbing news has been published.
21:20Pinky has got a girlfriend!
21:23These things often happen in a new newspaper, where there is unverified news.
21:27And now Takeshi Lee, who is rumored to be leaving yellow humor to dedicate himself to directing cult films.
21:33You can't believe what's written there.
21:36What are they saying? I'm not going to do that in my life.
21:38Come on, not a chance.
21:41Cult films say...
21:43Let's get on with it!
21:45I'm just saying one thing, I'm going to be on the front page.
21:47Our contestants continue to fight to make the news.
21:50This time in the spring rolls.
21:53Our next contestant is one of those who believes it's better to die standing up...
21:56Than living on your knees!
21:58What a great phrase!
21:59What dignity this woman has!
22:00What, he's on his knees!
22:03And it falls into the water!
22:06Gosh!
22:08How beautiful it looked!
22:10Look what I do!
22:13Thank goodness you warned us.
22:15Otherwise, we wouldn't have had time to notice you, kid.
22:18Look what I do!
22:19But again?
22:21Don't the contestants even learn from other people's mistakes?
22:23Well, it seems not.
22:25But wait, wait.
22:26That this is like...
22:26It's like a little eel.
22:28He has recovered very well from the initial blow.
22:30Well, yes, he has recovered.
22:31That has finally happened.
22:34Everyone with the Chinese!
22:35It's the Chinese Cudeiro!
22:36Cheer up, Chinese!
22:37Show everyone what you're capable of.
22:39You really deserve a spot in the yellow humor newspaper.
22:43No!
22:44You have killed the Chinese Cudeiro!
22:46Death to Peter Pan!
22:48And what is this about?
22:49Was Captain Hook created or what?
22:51Well yes, it seems so.
22:52But he doesn't have Hook or a peg leg or an eye patch.
22:55What do you mean no?
22:56Look at him now!
22:57Well, let's interview Captain Hook exclusively for the yellow humor newspaper.
23:02Are you sure you're Hook?
23:03Yes, yes, I am Hook.
23:04And who is Peter Pan's friend?
23:06Let's see, I'm the verrocal.
23:07No, man, no.
23:08Well, Tamara.
23:08What a Hook you are!
23:10Go on, say goodbye with the pirates' cry.
23:13Fire, fire!
23:14Where?
23:14In your pirate eyes!
23:16I'm a geek.
23:18Is this the geeky contestant?
23:19Let's see, he's wearing some geeky pants, a geeky sweatshirt, some geeky glasses...
23:25But I don't know, I don't know.
23:26Wait a minute, what's he carrying on his shoulder?
23:28A stuffed animal!
23:29Well, indeed, he is the geeky contestant.
23:31From the bottom, laquero!
23:33I thought the geeky contestant was this one, the one who thinks he's a cowboy.
23:36Look how it ended up here on top of the rolls.
23:39What was this guy thinking?
23:40What was John Wayne?
23:42By my nakazonis!
23:43Look, we have told the contestants many times not to say those things, because then they become
23:48against him.
23:49That the nakazonis are a very serious thing, that they should not be played with.
23:52Then what happens is that they break very easily.
23:55Takeshi asks us to repeat the individual who has managed to cross to the other side.
23:59He wants to give a good image of the program, so that they don't say that we only take the
24:03beatings.
24:04It's that people criticize us for things that I really, really don't understand.
24:08Look, this one is also carrying a stuffed animal on his shoulder.
24:10Takeshi Jr. is reading a survey about viewers' preferences
24:14yellow humor.
24:1560% want the announcers to be changed, that is, us.
24:19Another 60% want us to stay.
24:21And for 85.5% the most painful test is...
24:25You say it, Junior.
24:26Well, here it says Nakasone's cannons.
24:29It is an honor to throw the golden ball to the contestants.
24:33It is an honor to be a member of the pirate duo.
24:37Little pirates.
24:37Pirates.
24:38Little pirates.
24:39Little pirates.
24:40Pirates.
24:41Canoeists.
24:42And crazy people.
24:45Al Nakason.
24:46Our first victim in the Nakasone Canyons is a doctor, as his coat indicates.
24:51Specifically, he is a urologist, that is, he is dedicated to the study of the Nakasones and their surroundings.
24:56That's why the pirate duo is going to treat him as he deserves.
24:59As we are seeing, they are going to hit him only in that part of the human anatomy that
25:04He dominates and controls, so that if he is injured he can heal himself.
25:08Look how nice we are.
25:09Oops, that one got away from us, it wasn't going to the Nakasones.
25:13Sorry, doctor, sorry, sorry, don't be offended.
25:16Here I am.
25:18This nice girl is a little worried.
25:20Why do we blow it up with balls?
25:22That's why no, well, a little.
25:24Why are you afraid of falling off the bridge?
25:26No, not either.
25:28Well, yes, that's a bit of it too.
25:30For not taking the golden ball and losing face in front of Tani?
25:33Well, yes, it's a bit because of that too, but no.
25:35His main concern is that his pants are stained.
25:38Where?
25:39Because I don't see it very stained.
25:40From the back, just below the right gluteus.
25:44Hey, well, we'll fix that in a moment.
25:46Come on, pirate duo, clean the girl's pants, come on.
25:50No, not that side, the other one.
25:52Oh, it's just that aiming from here to the other side is very difficult.
25:55I can see the stain now.
25:56Come on, guys, aim for the spot, the spot.
25:59But girl, hold on a little longer, I'm almost there.
26:02Go on, go to the laundry, you ungrateful girl!
26:05And this small man is known as the Ben Johnson of Burguillo de Osma.
26:09It has a spectacular top speed.
26:12Run the 100-meter bridge in less than 20 seconds.
26:15Well, come on, ready, set, go!
26:19Well, it doesn't run very fast either, does it?
26:20Wait for it to get going.
26:22There is a problem, the bridge is not circular like an athletics track.
26:25It's a shame we didn't warn you before.
26:28Damn, he went off the track.
26:29And pay attention to the next woman, because she's provoking.
26:33Bring some bloomers!
26:35That's like asking for a ball to be thrown at your face.
26:37It's like praying for lightning to strike you.
26:41How to invite Cookie Monster over for dinner.
26:44You've gone too far there, haven't you?
26:45It's not as much as the monster, not even close.
26:47It's true, it's true.
26:48But let's see how the pirate duo tries to steal this girl's underwear.
26:52I hope the pirate duo doesn't get distracted, because those guys can make anyone lose focus.
26:58Well, they're nervous, they can't hit the target.
27:00They are dazzled by the brilliance of the bloomers.
27:03Oh look, she finally got a good boyfriend!
27:05But the aunt endures, she resists.
27:07And that's despite the fact that they're hitting him terribly hard in the knees.
27:11Ugh, that one hurt me too.
27:13You should have your kneecaps in your ankles right now.
27:15And her boyfriend starts to play tricks on her.
27:18He pushes her back.
27:19The boyfriend's weight at the end will be decisive in this test.
27:22And what does he have there?
27:23The body has been covered with plastic bags.
27:25He copied it from the previous contestant.
27:28And in the end, it falls on this woman who has done to fashion the same thing that Oswald did to Kennedy.
27:32But let's interview her.
27:35But hey, why are you crying?
27:38What's wrong with you now?
27:39If your pants haven't been broken, you're an idiot.
27:41The bloomers are fine.
27:43But they ripped my tights!
27:45Have your stockings been ripped?
27:46Let's see, let's see, show me your stockings, let's see if they've ripped them.
27:49Oh my goodness!
27:50My goodness, what a race they've given you!
27:52I'm going to get some nail polish.
27:54And there we have the Chinese bullfighter.
27:56A man who has fought in more difficult arenas than this one.
28:00His stage name is the boy of the setting sun.
28:03Hey, what was I thinking?
28:04Do bullfighters have legs?
28:06Not that I know of.
28:07And don't bullfighters wear pink socks?
28:09Yeah.
28:10And don't bullfighters have their package marked?
28:12Uh, too.
28:13So this guy is not a bullfighter.
28:15No, don't be so picky either.
28:17If the boy says he's a bullfighter, then let him have that illusion.
28:19Okay, okay, okay.
28:20Well then he must be a bullfighter like Curro Romero, who has some good afternoons and others bad.
28:25Well today must be one of the bad ones.
28:29Although for the moment, for the moment, he has not been caught off guard.
28:32He has grabbed the bridge and won't let go.
28:34And the child of the setting sun in turn does not let go of the golden ball.
28:37Will you have to choose the ball or the raise?
28:39Well, in the end he chose to climb.
28:40Nothing.
28:41Well, let's see if the Chinese bullfighter can get on and we can see the end of the bullfight.
28:45Well, the guy is agile.
28:47Let's see if he's going to be the bullfighting firefighter.
28:49And you drag, licking the bridge, the Chinese bullfighter goes in search of another golden ball.
28:57Now, more than a bullfighter, he looks like a bull.
29:00Well, he's in the perfect position for the pirate duo to shave off his horns.
29:03And now comes a very delicate moment.
29:05As soon as he receives the golden ball, there will be gorings in abundance.
29:09Watch out, the bull is coming!
29:10Did you scare the poor guy?
29:12I?
29:12Did these two scare you?
29:14And out come the winners, who will appear on the front page of tomorrow's newspaper.
29:18Let's see if I have time to put on a wash.
29:20Little rascal!
29:20I'll only say it once.
29:21Who wants to wash my socks?
29:24Well, to my house!
29:30It's the last time.
29:32I will never put an ad in the newspaper again.
29:36I'll never do streetie again.
29:37What a cold I got from that stupid thing.
29:43I'm going to become a monk.
29:45Or better yet, nun.
29:47Come on, you're starting to get delirious.
29:48Take him to the hospital now.
29:50Or as they say in Japanese,
29:51If nobody wants Pepe's caravan, I'll keep it, okay?
29:54I have a couple of ideas to put it to good use.
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