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00:00Today on this program of Hits Without Rest
00:02We will see the dangers of extreme sports
00:05We will show how a whale swallows a woman
00:08And we'll tell you the three things you should never do in a pool.
00:11Broadcast via satellite from Japan comes Humor Amarillo
00:15The only television program in the world in which the contestants are not insured against blows
00:20nor falls
00:21no concussions
00:22If something happens during the recording of the program, we are not responsible.
00:27and whoever doesn't like it, let one, two, three men leave.
00:29And there we see the contestants who have no friends or anyone who loves them.
00:33Because a good friend would say, but man, you're crazy, how are you going to enter the Yellow Humor contest?
00:37And as always, at the head of the bar is General Takeshi.
00:41accompanied by his beloved cousin Mario
00:43That man who is always ready to laugh at Takeshi's jokes
00:45no matter how bad they are
00:47But today Takeshi is in a very good mood.
00:50He'd rather play a trick on this henchman who's splitting his sides
00:54He is telling him that his wife doesn't love him.
00:56that his children are the gas man's and that he is fired
00:59and everyone breaks up
01:00is that Takeshi has a unique sense of humor
01:03You'll see how funny it is when I tell him it's not a joke.
01:05That's going to be non-stop laughing.
01:07Hey! Let's go to the contest, friends!
01:10So let's go to cardio!
01:30Piltro Fillas! As a Saolín monk once told me, the early bird catches the worm, but just in case, take a good nap.
01:39Did you understand? Yes or no?
01:44I love that well-educated people come to compete; they understand you right away.
01:47But let's see this girl, let her explain to us why she came dressed like that.
01:51Well, it's very simple, because this contestant is a big fan of Heidi, the little girl who lived in the Alps with her grandfather.
01:56And she was very strange, because she lived in the Alps and was never seen skiing.
02:00But he's not the only character from the cartoon series we have here today.
02:04There is also Pedro, the shepherd who was Heidi's friend.
02:07He was also a very strange boy, he preferred to be with his herd of goats rather than be with Heidi.
02:12And finally, General Tani introduces us to a man who comes with his lucky charm.
02:17He's carrying it on his back. What could it be? A rabbit's foot? A rhinoceros's tooth? His grandmother's ear?
02:23None of that, she's a doll.
02:25Of course, General Tani takes it away from him, because in yellow humor we don't accept these things.
02:33My goodness, what a bunch of contestants we have today.
02:37Dolores, how do I see today's contestants?
02:40Well, I hope the doll leaves his teeth on the floor.
02:42When I see people like that, I want to scream.
02:44Alejaña!
02:45Hello! Do you like the skulls we've put up there?
02:48They are to scare the contestants.
02:50In addition, we have painted a false door.
02:52This is it.
02:53Oh no, this is a column.
02:54This, this is it.
02:55The contestants who think they are smarter, instead of jumping over the wall, will try to go through the door.
03:01So, they won't be the smartest, but the dumbest.
03:04The clever ones will be the fools.
03:06Did you understand?
03:07Let me explain it to you again.
03:08What a stupid blow he gives me?
03:13And here comes the horde.
03:15The climb to the Little Wall of China begins.
03:18Contestants who want to move on to the next phase need to hurry.
03:22In this test, time is against you.
03:25More than time, mud.
03:26The longer it takes them to jump over the small wall, the more muddy they will get and the easier it will be to slip.
03:32And it seems that Heidi has had no problems climbing.
03:35Several men have offered to give her a push.
03:37And by the way, tell me clearly, they took the opportunity to see her panties.
03:41Of course, if these Chinese think about the same thing all the time.
03:45Look, Heidi, let's see if we can see something when he falls.
03:48Of course, these yellow comedy hosts are thinking about the same thing all the time.
03:51But let's contemplate the beauty of this slow-motion test.
03:56It's just as beautiful as at normal speed, but it lasts longer this way.
03:59And we fill the minutes waiting for the commercials to arrive, which, after all, is what feeds us.
04:04And thanks to the super slow motion we can see this beautiful shot with the sun shining in the background.
04:10Come on, darling, help your boyfriend, so no one can say anything.
04:13Push up a little, your ass is a little heavy.
04:15Oh, what a nice ass you have, pirate!
04:18Of course, the girl hasn't helped anyone get up, right?
04:21Come on, you can do it, kid.
04:24Do you need help or anything? Is there anything I can do for you?
04:27Do you have a wipe to clean my glasses?
04:29And the good Samaritan woman also passes to the other side.
04:32Learn from the girl, come on!
04:35Is that a leap? Is that how you think you're going to get through the phase?
04:38Go on, go home, you have nothing to do here.
04:41You guys! Come here!
04:42Hey, you two, help this kid up, come on.
04:45And don't worry about your back, man, a good masseur can take care of that.
04:49Hey, you, at least say thank you, I'll help you with the poor kid.
04:54Thanks, losers!
04:57Look, Juanito Calvici has put on glasses!
04:59Paco, will you stop fooling around?
05:01We are in the mythical test of the Chinotaur's labyrinth!
05:05A labyrinth in which it is very easy to get lost and end up with your underwear soaking wet.
05:09Come on, guys, let's have a laugh at this contestant.
05:14This seems to me like rehearsing with the poor, huh?
05:19Okay, okay, yes, the laughing has stopped here!
05:23The next contestant enters the maze very calmly.
05:28Until he hears Juanito Calvici's first cry.
05:31He becomes disoriented, he no longer knows where to go.
05:34And he goes right to where Juanito is.
05:37When she was about to reach the exit, she was captured by these two evil beasts.
05:42If they take their time, they will make their friend look beautiful.
05:45Don't resist, it's going to be worse!
05:49At least Paco and Juanito chivalrously escort her to the door.
05:55How they have made me!
05:57This guy likes to clap before he starts.
06:00He applauds himself because he doesn't trust anyone else to applaud him.
06:04And then Paco crosses his path.
06:06And the boy hesitates, should I keep clapping or should I run away?
06:10And doubt leads him to a fatal destiny.
06:13That the guy almost drowned.
06:15The next contestant suffers from claustrophobia.
06:17So as soon as she enters the maze, she starts screaming like crazy.
06:24What a relief I must have felt when I reached the open space!
06:27Yes, the thing is that she's also a pocillophobe, that she has a phobia of dirty water.
06:31Well, what bad luck.
06:32This guy is the partner of the previous contestant.
06:35He works for laboratories such as Cobaya Humana.
06:38Oops! He almost fell!
06:40And of course, for him, entering a labyrinth is like being at home.
06:44And like a good lab rat, he has a sixth sense for finding the way out.
06:48He's making things very difficult for Paco and Juanito.
06:51But with an impressive tackle they take him over near the exit.
06:55Juanito grabs it well from the ground.
06:57Too good, I'd say.
06:58While Paco has put the octopus in him.
07:02And they push him out.
07:04Well yes, we are dating.
07:05And do you love him very much?
07:07Let's see, kid.
07:08Do you think you can do this to your girlfriend?
07:10Has no one explained to you what tweezers are?
07:13Pluck that eyebrow, man, please.
07:16Well, my eyebrow is really cool.
07:18You'll like it.
07:20And with this contestant we are going to test what an emotional block is.
07:25He hears a scream, freezes, and runs away.
07:28He opens the wrong door and escapes.
07:31The typical behavior when there is an emotional block.
07:34Paco and Juanito are really stuck.
07:37But what does that man do?
07:38Please let children watch this program.
07:39He's ready to go to the pool.
07:42Well, you come to the pool in flip-flops, not sneakers.
07:44You leave him, if he stops the nonsense he's done, let him go as he pleases.
07:47And these children? Who are they?
07:49Who are my children?
07:50Come on, little one, tell me.
07:51Aren't you embarrassed that your father goes shirtless and wearing those pants?
07:55They are pink, have you seen them?
07:57Aren't you ashamed, kid?
07:59Don't know.
08:00Tell him the truth, chencho!
08:02Let's see, what do you think?
08:04That my father is going to traumatize us.
08:06And what do you think, little one?
08:07I think the same.
08:09And what does the little one think?
08:10I'm already traumatized.
08:11Oh, how funny and cute the child is!
08:14How proud your father is of you, kid!
08:15And we're told that while we were doing this interview, someone sedated Paco and Juanito.
08:23Well, it's true, they move less than Saint Connery's toupee.
08:26Paco, Juanito, wake up, man!
08:28The contestant is getting away from you!
08:32Come on, we don't have all day!
08:34Oh, it seems they've finally woken up!
08:36But they're still a little dazed, huh?
08:39Guys, there are more rooms, the maze is very big.
08:42I'm going to use one thing, which is the last resort.
08:45That can never be used, but oh well, I'm going to do it.
08:47Come on, react or you won't get paid, guys!
08:50Well, rather than reacting, it seems they've gone mad.
08:53And the poor girl is going to pay for it.
08:55We are facing one of the most exciting chases of the last two months.
09:00In the end the girl prefers to throw herself into the water.
09:02Oh, his chest is swelling!
09:03And thanks to this contestant, we see how unfair this show is.
09:09A guy with these colors wouldn't even deserve to step foot on the plate in Mona Yellow.
09:12And this one passes the test. How unfair!
09:15But he's not the only one. Another 93 contestants move on to the next round.
09:20Hello! I'm going to show you something I just invented.
09:23It looks like a machine gun, one of those used to shoot people.
09:26But no, it's a homemade camera.
09:29It is very comfortable to wear, it hardly weighs anything.
09:31And since people think it's a machine gun, you could say it's a hidden camera.
09:35I'm recording you right now.
09:36Haven't you noticed?
09:38If I am a genius.
09:39Wait, I'm going to give you a close-up.
09:41Wait, I'll come over and take all your faces.
09:44You'll see how handsome you turn out, kids!
10:01A lady with bad makeup.
10:07A skinny pinky-winky.
10:10A cross-eyed coffee bean.
10:14A panda bear wearing green underwear.
10:18And Harry Potter's dumb cousin.
10:21One moment, one moment. We interrupt.
10:23Because Takeshi has gotten so hungry that the poor thing is dying.
10:26Come on, please cook.
10:28If the iron is on, bring something to friend Takeshi.
10:31He says he'd like some skewers.
10:34But hey, what does this one do?
10:36What are those spikes?
10:37The ball guy who made something there that isn't food or anything.
10:41Come on, Mario, please put the kid in his place.
10:44And come on, go for sumo.
10:45As a cook you have no name, but as a fighter you can't say anything to me.
10:49But you want to leave right away, you bore.
10:52Either bring the mayonnaise or you're going to fight.
10:54Come on.
10:55And it comes with great pleasure.
10:57The test in which contestants seal their fate with a colored tennis ball.
11:02In this case, purple.
11:04The color of a poorly made-up lady.
11:07And although no one gives a penny for this contestant,
11:09He keeps a secret coup.
11:12While the majority tries to defeat the lady.
11:14Pushing.
11:15He's going to try to do it the way only ladies know how.
11:19Grabbing her by the hair.
11:20The lady is confused, she doesn't know what to do.
11:22I'd hit him with a bag, but he doesn't have the bag at hand.
11:24So he resorts to the usual tactic.
11:26He takes him to the edge and gives him a push.
11:29And while Mario and Takeshi groom the battered contestant,
11:32a girl has taken out the color blue.
11:35And that means he has to fight the coffee bean.
11:38The coffee bean cannot be defeated by any push,
11:40They are defeated by removing yourself from their path.
11:42Hey, girl, get out of his way, let's see what happens.
11:46Well, what has to happen, happens.
11:48The coffee bean, to Takeshi's delight, shoots out to the ground.
11:53And the next contestant takes out the green ball.
11:56The panda bear ball.
11:57That we must not be fooled.
11:58He has a good face, he has good eyes, but he is not good.
12:02It's a bear, that is, it's a beast.
12:04But the contestant doesn't believe it and tries to take him home.
12:07That's not a teddy bear.
12:08You can't take him, he's beaten you, man.
12:10Deep down, the bear is a good person, because he is sad.
12:14What a nice play on words, huh?
12:16Yes, of course, of course.
12:17But let's continue with the contest.
12:19This kid, given the size of his back, would be a good rival for the lady.
12:23However...
12:24However, he has to fight Pinky Winky.
12:28Well then, there's no need for them to even fight.
12:30Man, let's give Pinky a chance.
12:32The same thing surprises us.
12:33Judging by the panic on his face, I don't think it's going to surprise anyone.
12:38The contestant looks like he's saying, what do I do?
12:41Should I throw him in the air or laugh in his face?
12:45Pinky certainly can't be accused of not being enthusiastic about the matter.
12:51And it seems the contestant has opted for the first option.
12:54And he's going to throw Pinky into the air.
12:57At the moment, the pain Pinky must be feeling in her nacasones is considerable.
13:01And one more humiliating defeat for our beloved Pinky Winky.
13:06Kakesi asks Mario if he remembers why they hired him.
13:10Mario answers that we can laugh at him.
13:13And this powerful-jawed girl has brought out the color red.
13:17The color of Harry Potter's cousin, who walks around the ring in a cool way.
13:21The round sumo ring, of course.
13:24Harry's cousin hasn't won a fight since...
13:27From...
13:29I don't think he's ever won this one.
13:30Well, look, Harry Potter's cousin wins for the first time.
13:34Kakesi and Mario imitate his victory gesture.
13:36It was a fair fight.
13:38Say what you think, woman, really.
13:39No, I'm a lady.
13:41Hey, let it go, man, let it go.
13:43Don't keep it to yourself.
13:44He's a son of a bitch...
13:44And this smiling boy brings out the color...
13:47...blue.
13:49The color of a cross-eyed coffee bean.
13:52The contestant spreads his arms defiantly.
13:54As if to say to the grain, act this out if you dare, coffee bean.
13:59And pay attention because it begins...
14:01Well, it's over now.
14:03It was the shortest sumo fight in history.
14:05And that's despite the fact that sumo fights are short.
14:09And there we have a four-person executive who has taken out the yellow color.
14:12He has to fight Pinky Winky, and I hope he lets us win, because he's one of our bosses.
14:18Don't worry, Pinky Winky doesn't have to let herself be beaten.
14:20It's impossible for Pinky Winky to win.
14:23Cheer up, boss!
14:24Can!
14:25Hit that guy!
14:26And you, Pinky, don't be a bastard, we're negotiating a pay raise.
14:30But...
14:31But it can't be.
14:33Pinky has beaten the boss!
14:35Well, well, well.
14:36We can now look for work elsewhere.
14:39Well, in the meantime, let's get on with the fight.
14:41This girl pulls off the lilac color.
14:43Judging by General Tony's expression of desolation, we already know who it belongs to.
14:48It's the color of the lady whose mascara has run.
14:52Will we witness a mud fight between two women?
14:56Or will we see a fight between two young ladies?
14:59Well, the lady has chosen the second option.
15:02And gently, almost sweetly, he brings the girl to the edge of the circle and kindly invites her to leave.
15:08I would have preferred the fight in the mud.
15:10And we are left with a replay of the most spectacular fight.
15:14The hair-pulling fight between the lady and this gentleman in the tracksuit.
15:18If you want to send him a threatening anonymous letter, his address is there.
15:22And we arrive at the favorite test for cycling and whale lovers.
15:26The whale bikes.
15:27Taquesi has peeled an orange to enjoy the test in all its fullness.
15:31Yes, because that's the way to look at the test.
15:33Eating an orange or eating anything else or eating nothing.
15:38Yes, the truth is that it can be seen in any way.
15:40You may remember the Chinotaur from the Labyrinth.
15:42It's Paco and Juanito!
15:44The rules are easy.
15:45You have to reach the finish line riding this contraption.
15:48If you succeed, you will have performed a miracle and will move on to the next phase.
15:52And don't be alarmed by the helmet the contestant is wearing; it seems like he's lost his temper.
15:56All participants in this test wear the same one.
15:59Because?
16:00They're riding a whale bike and you're asking why they're wearing that helmet?
16:03You guys are really weird, aren't you?
16:05This first little character is what we would call a filler contestant.
16:09The one who helps us explain the rules while he fools around a bit until he falls.
16:13This girl has trouble getting out.
16:16But when he comes out, he shoots towards the goal.
16:19He's going so fast he's exceeded the speed limit on a whale bike.
16:22Well, I shouldn't go so fast, because the curves on a whale bike are a bit difficult to take.
16:27And of course, then what happens is what happens: you crash and have an accident.
16:30Don't run, kid.
16:32That was the advice of the General Directorate of Traffic for the Bici Ballenas.
16:35And this is the mystery contestant we've been teasing throughout the show.
16:40We're going to talk to him and reveal his identity.
16:43I'm going to tell you something.
16:44We've been announcing the whole program to you because you're the Fari.
16:49Come on, no, it's not Fari, you're much uglier than Fari.
16:52Right?
16:53Well, I get a lot.
16:54Sing the bull to yourself, won't you?
16:55We'd better leave it for another day, as we're short on time today.
16:58And we continue with this contestant who was a pizza delivery man on a bike.
17:02Wow, I thought delivery people always rode motorcycles.
17:05Well no, he carried them on his bike because he didn't want to pollute.
17:08But of course, the pizzas always arrived cold and he ended up getting fired from his job.
17:11What a sad story.
17:13Do you want the poor guy to pass the test?
17:16Let him prove how well he handled pizzas and hope his story ends well.
17:20Come on, man, we're all with you.
17:23Oh, it's fallen.
17:24It doesn't matter.
17:24Come on, next contestant, we're not interested in this one at all.
17:27Well, the next contestant is a girl who is scared because she thinks the whale she's riding is real.
17:33And of course, she looks shaky, hesitant, indecisive, a little sad too.
17:41And this can only end in...
17:44A romp with the little whale.
17:46And now comes a contestant who is very, very superstitious.
17:51And she saw that she had landed on the same whale that the previous girl had fallen on.
17:55So before something bad happens, think...
17:58I'll throw myself here and that's it.
18:01Then I have seven years of bad luck.
18:04This girl's car always stalls.
18:06Who is cattle?
18:06And right now his whale bike has just stalled.
18:11You just have to control the clutch a little, mate.
18:14And this contestant...
18:16Well, what can we say about this contestant?
18:18Aside from the fact that he has appeared on almost all the yellow comedy shows.
18:21He is what we could call a born masochist.
18:24Because look, coming to compete every day...
18:27Yes, he bought a ten-session pass and then wanted to repeat it.
18:30And then he wanted more.
18:31That's what happens when you're a masochist like him.
18:33If you want to get hit, what better than yellow humor.
18:36Where apart from giving you, we have a laugh.
18:39And from coming so much he has gained experience.
18:41And that's helping him get through the test.
18:43But don't worry, buddy.
18:44If you came here to receive, you won't leave here today without your round of blows.
18:48I promise you.
18:49And there are only 54 contestants left with all their members intact.
18:53This is how the contestants will look now.
18:56So beastly.
18:57In a pack!
18:58Oh, poor tree!
18:59It was nothing personal, little tree.
19:01Then I'll water you a little and you're in peace.
19:02Honestly, I'm not bad with nature.
19:05And General Tanirá blew the whistle to start the hamburgers.
19:09The first contestant wanted to be a horror movie actress.
19:12Today it premieres in...
19:13I know what you did in the last yellow humor.
19:15Let's see how he screams.
19:18Not bad, huh?
19:20Maybe they could give him a role in Jess Franco's next film.
19:22And pay attention, because he's the pathetic contestant of the day.
19:25And as it could not be otherwise,
19:27it has been pathetic.
19:29This girl was the one from the beginning.
19:30Henry, the schoolgirl who drove the staff crazy.
19:33As everyone hoped, it fell into the water.
19:36Let's see his output.
19:37What will it be like to see her in that little skirt?
19:39Oh my goodness!
19:41Takeshi is about to have a heart attack.
19:43His eyes wander.
19:44Not just Takeshi, Mario, Cámara, and production.
19:46Hey!
19:47Let's cut this out, we're not an erotic show!
19:50Where did you say you bought the dress?
19:52I made it for my mom, with a lot of love.
19:54And your mother is going to cut the cloth, right?
19:56Okay, face the camera, I want the viewers to get a good look at your outfit.
20:01And now I'm going to investigate something.
20:02I'll see if the seams are good.
20:04If they are done well.
20:06Let's see, let's see.
20:07Let me see, man!
20:08Don't be silly!
20:09Don't pay yourself like that, it's just to see the skirt!
20:12You won't believe it!
20:13She wasn't wearing any panties!
20:14What a hottie this is!
20:15It's super clever!
20:17This one doesn't run.
20:18Cuts the wind.
20:19And he almost cut his head on the palm tree.
20:22And now comes an apothecary who has a serious problem with his body coordination.
20:26Because he says left to body.
20:27And his body goes to the right.
20:29And whether you like it or not, that is an inconvenience.
20:32His body has said, 'Here.'
20:33And it has sent him straight into a dead end.
20:35This girl should know that to come to Humor Amarillo,
20:38you must bring good shoes.
20:40What do they tell you at the entrance to clubs?
20:42Because if you don't go into the water headfirst...
20:44What do they tell you at the entrance to clubs?
20:46This contestant keeps in her fanny pack all those things that bring her luck,
20:50like her boyfriend's nails.
20:52A tooth that fell out from your dog.
20:54And a pendant he stole from a woman on the bus.
20:56With all that, he considers himself invincible.
20:58And neither hamburgers nor anything else will stop him today.
21:04This one would like to get to know a hamburger woman in depth.
21:08And in a moment he knows her inside out.
21:12And pay attention to this contestant, because he looks like a cartoon character.
21:17It looks like the roadrunner being chased by the coyote.
21:19And now, this kid is going to sing us the song of the summer.
21:23Pay close attention, because it's going to hit very hard.
21:25In all the clubs.
21:29Opa, I'm going to make a run for it.
21:31I'm going to make a run.
21:33Come on, I want to sing it too.
21:34Come on, let's go there.
21:35Follow me, come on.
21:36Opa, I'm going to make a run for it.
21:38With his pig and his woodlouse.
21:41And if General Tari is blowing his whistle, that means we've reached the...
21:45Swing of terror.
21:47The scariest swing.
21:48It's scarier than V-shaped lizards.
21:51They're putting it on again.
21:52Oh my goodness, when Diana ate the rat, how disgusting.
21:55I never ate rats again.
21:56And this contestant has found out that they are putting her on.
21:59And he says, well, I'm running to see the base of the swing.
22:02And the guy leaves so happy, so happy.
22:05This girl is wearing a little frog on her helmet.
22:07It is a particular Jiminy Cricket who gives him advice.
22:10Jump down, the cannons are coming later, it's going to be worse.
22:12And she, without anyone noticing, throws herself down and pretends she has fallen.
22:17And now comes a boy who is a tightrope walker in the circus.
22:20Yes, I was walking on a thin wire with two people on top of me.
22:23We can only say that he was the greatest.
22:25And if it hadn't been for the net they put underneath it,
22:28He and the two above would now be where Chanquete lives.
22:31But he has learned from his mistakes.
22:33Of course he has learned.
22:35And that's why he falls again.
22:37And a cream puff has also been made for it.
22:40And then, a woman who has come with her three daughters for encouragement.
22:45And the girls shout at her, roll in the flour, mom.
22:48We want to see you as if you were a panda bear.
22:51The woman wants to pass the test.
22:53But he really wants to have a good time, a really good time.
22:56But finally, her duty as a mother drives her to throw herself down and roll in the flour.
23:03I wouldn't swallow it if I were you, I don't know where they got this flour from, eh?
23:06If it's flour, of course.
23:08And now let's talk to the mother who has transformed into an adorable panda bear.
23:12Take it short, it looks very pretty.
23:14Look, it looks like a snowflake.
23:16But don't be mad at me, you look so pretty.
23:19My mother is a panda bear!
23:20What adorable daughters you have?
23:22That's why I'll never be a father.
23:24Well, girl, if the law allows it, your mother can eat a little bamboo.
23:26My goodness, and on top of that they hit the poor mother.
23:28And here we have the masochistic contestant with a yellow humor, the one who comes to all the programs.
23:34And it remains the same, every time he comes, he always ends up eliminated.
23:38And he always ends up getting angry, even though he really likes it, because the guy is super, super masochistic.
23:44Of course, that's why he pays, so we can give him something.
23:47The next contestant has a fan club made up of her husband and two cats who have come to see her.
23:53Come on, say hi to your fan club, they're cheering you on, woman.
23:56What a lot of pressure the poor thing is under.
24:00His fan club will not forgive him for failing this test.
24:04Well, it ends up falling.
24:06The fan club will probably disband after this fiasco.
24:10And after this sad episode, pay attention because the executive of four, part two, is coming.
24:16It was his idea to bring back yellow humor for television.
24:19I also wanted to bring back other classics, like goals are love and directísimo.
24:24But what are you telling me?
24:26And he said, well if not, Shabalabala would be fine too.
24:30And then they told him, come on, don't swing, kid.
24:32And that's what he just did, swing and fall, poor executive, with all the good ideas he had.
24:38And this is the last contestant on today's horror swing.
24:41A man who isn't afraid to walk on the wild side of life.
24:44A man who isn't afraid of falling on flour-filled mats.
24:48A man, in short, who is not going to pass this test in any way.
24:52If you can see his face since he came out.
24:56Wow!
24:57Hala flour!
24:58You've got your new tracksuit now, kid.
25:00How are you watching the show, Dolores?
25:02Well, ratings must be plummeting because there's no blood, no guts, no nothing.
25:07So shut up!
25:08Sintra, girls, I'll throw you the golden ball and you catch it, okay?
25:12Hey, hello, pitchers watching!
25:16Welcome to Nakasone Canyons!
25:19Our first contestant is a kleptomaniac.
25:21That is, whatever he sees, whatever he steals.
25:24And of course, the golden ball arrives and he says this, to me it's gold.
25:27But pitchers don't like kleptomaniacs and they hit them with pitches.
25:31Stealing in a supermarket is not the same as stealing in a yellow humor.
25:35Of course, if you're already caught by the octopus if you behave well here, imagine if you steal.
25:39And finally the kleptomaniac has fallen into the nets of justice.
25:44And here comes the girl with the fanny pack.
25:46With all his lucky charms, he goes to bed.
25:51Which doesn't mean it's not a bit useless when it comes to grabbing the golden ball.
25:55But she has faith and prays, come on, I'll get this one.
25:58And with a pose as strange as the one he used to pass the hamburgers, he launches himself across the bridge.
26:04And for all those who thought the fanny pack was out of fashion, there are two things I have to say.
26:10That they were right.
26:11And please, even though it has brought good luck to this good woman, don't let it come back into fashion, it's very unsightly.
26:17This contestant imitates Chiquito in his gait.
26:21But he finally decides to imitate...
26:24To the select group of pathetic contestants, whose reruns we never tire of watching.
26:31And he pays attention to this colleague, because he also imitates the previous one's gait, who in turn imitated Chiquito.
26:39And now he imitates the previous contestant, who in turn imitated the pathetic contestants, of which both are honorary members.
26:45This girl walks the catwalk like a model.
26:50And the pitchers use balls to point out the areas of his body that he should improve to become a model.
26:55For example, the hands.
26:57And they also point at her little ass, saying that she needs to do more exercise, woman.
27:01But she ignores the pitchers and their aesthetic advice and focuses on reaching the end.
27:06Where we told her that a multi-million dollar contract as a top model awaits her.
27:11Look how happy she is.
27:12And here comes Chinese Cudeiro. He's going slowly, but surely.
27:16Take your time, Chinaman. The important thing isn't getting there first, it's getting there.
27:21Well, in some competitions it matters.
27:23Don't say that, you'll distract me.
27:26Let him be slow from birth, and if not...
27:29Come on, Chinese, cheer up. It doesn't matter how you get to the end.
27:33Even if it's dragged, even if it's hanging from the nacasones.
27:36You go ahead, go ahead, Chinaman.
27:38No! You've killed the Chinese Cudeiro!
27:41I just had déjà vu.
27:44And what is that?
27:46Well, I have lived a moment that I feel like I have already lived.
27:48Nah, it's just your imagination.
27:50This contestant comes wearing pajamas.
27:53And what do we do to the contestants who come wearing their pajamas?
27:56We sent them to bed.
27:58So, we're like the loonies, but on a bigger scale.
28:02He's taken a huge hit all over Carile, and that should send him straight to bed.
28:07But since it seems he's not sleepy yet, let's sing him a lullaby.
28:11Go to sleep, child, go to sleep now.
28:14If you don't go to sleep, you'll end up in the cemetery.
28:17Also, directly, without going through any side.
28:21Look, in the end, with the nanny, he fell into Morpheus's net.
28:25And we are left with the repetition of that Chinese Cudeiro who endured and endured.
28:30But in the end, as always, he died.
28:33The thing is, Cudeiro is nice, he's a good person, but he repeats himself a bit, he's a bit tiresome.
28:38It's like garlic.
28:40And here they come, here we have them, just the winners of today's show.
28:44Come on, say hello and go home, let's see if you're waiting for us to give you a reward now.
28:47And after watching these unfortunates, we move on to see the best moments of today's show.
28:55This was the pathetic contestant of the day.
28:58He was so stupid he thought he could walk on water.
29:02And all he did was plan.
29:05This one was left without offspring.
29:08And this was the lady's big moment.
29:10With an elegance that, for what?
29:12He took the girl out of the circle.
29:14And this contestant didn't need anyone's help to fall to the ground.
29:20He knew a hamburger woman well.
29:22And he even fell in love with her.
29:25And there we have the coup of the day.
29:27Throughout the Caribbean.
29:29Several hits.
29:30Well, it's the same, but we repeat it.
29:32And there we see the names of the contestants.
29:34The number next to it indicates the euros remaining in your current account.
29:37The number next to it indicates the number of euros remaining in your current account.
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