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00:17I can't find my shoes
00:19And those things you're wearing on your feet aren't shoes?
00:24Not these, the red ones with low heels
00:26Laura, have you seen them?
00:27I don't feel it
00:28I bet Raquel has them
00:30She's been using my things since we were in high school.
00:32Harriet, those shoes are very nice and we're already late
00:35Can we leave?
00:36Car, we've been dealing with this situation for 20 years now and I'm tired of it.
00:40What does she think, that we're conjoined twins?
00:46Laura, have you seen my red silk jacket, the one that's embroidered with rhinestones?
00:51I don't feel it
00:53I bet Harriet caught it
00:56She's been wearing my things since we were in school.
00:58It makes me furious
00:59My things are my things, not your things
01:01That's why they're my things.
01:02If he wants something, he should buy it and leave mine alone.
01:14I thought they were never going to leave
01:16Okay, I'm leaving.
01:21Hey, that's my bag
01:24Oh, bye
01:34Household items
02:04It is a rare condition
02:05It is a rare condition
02:28And this is my bag.
02:29Marketing Project
02:30You are a rare condition
02:30And it's a rare condition
02:33But if you look closely
02:34Can...
02:36It's the biggest love of the family
03:01Richie, honey, why are you playing with your food?
03:04Everyone says I'm crazy, I can do whatever you want, I'm a slacker
03:14Sorry, Aunt Rachel, we've been listening to Bobby Brown.
03:17What does "pasota" mean?
03:20It means don't play with your food
03:27Did you talk about choosing a career?
03:29Yes, Mom. My advisor says I'll be able to get into Harvard Law School.
03:35That's my daughter.
03:37And how much does a law degree at Harvard University cost?
03:40$16,000 a year
03:44Someone bring the scented salts.
03:49Or it would be free if I get a scholarship
03:51And why are you wasting time studying instead of eating?
03:57Eddie, what about you? What are your plans for the future?
04:01That's my rock 'n' roll daughter
04:05Is that all? Is that your plan?
04:09Son, it might be helpful to have something else to lean on.
04:13No problem, Dad. I can always be a model.
04:17And to be a model, do you have to have surgery?
04:28Hi, Dad
04:29Hello
04:31Hey?
04:32Weren't you going to the movies?
04:33That's how it was
04:34But Jorín ran out of money.
04:40Women?
04:40Yeah
04:42Edward, I think it's time we had our little chat
04:46Oh, no
04:48Dad, part two of "What Will Eddie Be When He Grows Up?"
04:51Yes, Edward
04:52I should have paid for the cinema myself.
04:59Son
05:00Sometimes in life one suffers when making decisions
05:04And then he realizes they weren't important.
05:07But Edward, choosing a career is important.
05:12Besides being a rock star
05:13The model
05:18What else would you like to be?
05:21Honestly, I don't know
05:22I mean, I've thought a lot
05:24I've thought, thought a lot
05:27Until my head hurt
05:30Just one question
05:34Do you want to hear career suggestions?
05:36Sure
05:37What do you suggest?
05:39So, have you thought about becoming a police officer?
05:48Well, to be honest, right?
05:52Edward, police work is important and rewarding.
05:56I feel proud
05:58It's also a family tradition
06:00Me? My father?
06:03Maybe now you
06:06Think about it
06:06Don't let your head hurt
06:07But think about it
06:10OK
06:12My boss just started a police escort program
06:15Could you come with me tomorrow and see what a day in the police force is like?
06:19What do you say?
06:20Well, I already said I would think about it.
06:22I'm going to save you a headache
06:24You're going
06:31Alright, Lieutenant Dead
06:39This is it, my old home
06:44Sergeant
06:46This is a beautiful hunt
06:48Smells like cop
06:53Thank you
06:54And, sir, I am honored that you want to meet my son
06:57Whitlow
06:58In this crime-ridden society, we need many volunteers.
07:02If your child wants to join the battle
07:05I will shake his hand
07:06Well, sir, you'll be delighted.
07:09You know, my son is a police officer.
07:12My daughter too
07:15Even my weight is a cop
07:20And what about your wife?
07:22He has abandoned me
07:28Women
07:30C
07:31C
07:36Really, Edo
07:38I'm telling you the truth
07:39It is a scientific fact.
07:41Rats cannot vomit
07:45And who cares?
07:48Anyone sitting in front of a rat on a roller coaster
07:53Ready to come with me?
07:55I'm sorry, Dad.
07:56I can't go
08:01We'll be right back
08:09Hello!
08:13Are you on duty?
08:17What do you mean you can't go?
08:19Dad
08:20I have an appointment at the modeling agency
08:22They are looking for new people
08:24It's an incredible opportunity
08:26Little model!
08:28Yeah!
08:29It's fantastic!
08:31Edward
08:31This time you've really let me down.
08:36I am very, very disappointed
08:45This dog has a big smile
08:47Yes, good old Clemens
08:51He would give his life for me
08:54How do you train him to hold that gun?
08:58Good
09:00Winslow?
09:00Is your son coming with us?
09:04I'm afraid not, sir.
09:05I forgot that today is the day I'm supposed to accompany the paramedics.
09:10Well
09:11We feel him and we protect him
09:15In other words, Willow
09:16You just made me waste 43 minutes of my
09:18Let's be honest, precious time
09:22Well, sir
09:23I'm sorry, forgive me.
09:25Can I go?
09:26Can I go?
09:27Wonderful idea
09:28Bring your other child
09:33That's an excellent idea, sir.
09:36Excuse me
09:45It's a pleasure to meet you, young man.
09:47Chokes by hand
09:50Six months at the academy
09:51Hardens Danish by hand
09:54Excuse me
10:03Excuse me
10:04Ah, ten gentlemen
10:18Oh
10:19I had never been in a police car before.
10:22Although I was in an ambulance once
10:25Because?
10:25What happened?
10:26An inevitable accident
10:28On my fifth birthday
10:29My parents used me to break the piñata
10:36What is this button for?
10:46We don't need the siren right now, Steve.
10:49OK
10:52What's in the glove compartment?
11:00I've never seen a nun jump so fast
11:04Listen, don't touch anything else
11:08Can I take your gun?
11:11I look stupid.
11:12Only when you play golf
11:16Two give twelve
11:17The murder strands at station two on track four
11:19I trust you
11:20Extremely dangerous mission
11:22What they love is hell
11:23We call it Zocat
11:24Good luck
11:25I'm sending Clemens
11:28Just like Rambo
11:29Two give twelve
11:30I'm on my way there
11:31Over and out
11:31Well, Steve
11:33When we get there
11:34You stay in the car
11:35Understood?
11:36Ten four
11:38Step on it, buddy.
11:39You're not having breakfast again
11:40Two give twelve
11:42Two to dan
11:43Take that.
11:44Take that!
12:06Jackson!
12:07Tell me!
12:08Go to the front of the train!
12:10I'll go over to the one in the back!
12:12Very good!
12:37Careful!
12:42Cattle!
12:50Cattle!
12:50Colato!
12:51I am your family!
12:54Steve!
12:55I didn't tell you to stay in the car
12:57Yes, but it took you a long time.
12:59And the human bladder has a limit.
13:02Forget him
13:04Go back to the car
13:06Have you noticed that backpack?
13:08Why do you think I've come here?
13:16She is suspicious
13:16Yes I know
13:17Someone is hiding
13:19Hey, hey, hey!
13:20Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
13:22Open this door!
13:23Open the door!
13:24This is starting to get complicated
13:26Hey, hey, Jackson!
13:29Jackson!
13:30Are you there?
13:31Has Michael arrived?
13:37Now we are trapped
13:39Back
13:40I'll blow the lock off
13:41Carl
13:42The word stampede
13:44Does it mean anything to you?
13:49Well, Steve
13:50This time you've really done it right.
13:52If you had stayed in the car
13:54Like I told you
13:55I would have made the arrest
13:56And we'd already be on our way home.
13:59OK
14:00Maybe I gave myself the boot
14:04But calm down
14:05It doesn't look like we're going anywhere.
14:17I hope it was your stomach
14:21We are moving
14:23Someone open the door!
14:30This gets better every time!
14:53I wonder why Carl isn't home yet.
14:56Oh, Harriet
14:57You're not worried about him, are you?
14:58Oh, no
14:59Oh, no?
15:01So why are you grilling the salad?
15:09It's already roasted
15:12Ah, the joys of being a police officer's wife
15:15She panics every time she's five minutes late
15:21Mom, when are we having dinner?
15:23Soon
15:24Your father is running late
15:25We'll eat everything and see if he can take a joke
15:43Edward, what's wrong?
15:45Mother
15:45The modeling agency thing was a fiasco
15:48I mean, it was full of hunky, gorgeous guys.
15:52Oh really?
15:54What's your address?
15:56A little consideration, Aunt Raquel
15:58My modeling career lasted only half an hour.
16:02Well
16:03It's already something more than just your dates
16:14Well, this is the reality
16:17I love Laura with all my heart
16:18But my love is not reciprocated
16:23I will never give up
16:24And when Laura finally sees the light
16:26You are invited to the wedding
16:29But not as dinner
16:33Someone get me out of here!
16:36I want to go out!
16:39Kar!
16:40Kar!
16:41That?
16:42Do you realize that if you manage to open that door
16:44Will you have to jump out of a moving train?
16:47That?
16:51Kar, did you know there are 99.3 million cows in the United States?
16:55Did two people die?
16:58Do you know why they chew several times?
17:00Why don't they have money for chewing gum?
17:02Not quite
17:05You see, a cow's stomach has four parts
17:07And rumination is the act of bringing food back from the stomach to the mouth.
17:11So that it can be better digested
17:14Wow!
17:15Wouldn't it be fantastic if you and I could taste the same food over and over again?
17:21We can only dream of it.
17:24Cattle are fascinating
17:25It's a shame that supposedly...
17:27Will you leave the cows alone?
17:33I'm sorry
17:35I'm making you nervous
17:36I can see the headlines now.
17:38Policeman, crazy, kills two cows and a horse
17:43Come on, Estel
17:44I would never harm a cow
17:51How can you make that noise?
17:53The trick is in the nose
17:55On the nose?
17:56Do you see it?
18:00Try it yourself
18:17I needed to laugh
18:22Every time you laugh, you burn an extra three and a half calories.
18:25Maybe I should laugh a little more
18:32Well
18:35You know what, Carl?
18:37You're one of the best guys walking around this world
18:42Really?
18:43Yeah
18:44You are wonderful with your children
18:46You play basketball with Eddie
18:47You take Laura and Judy for a walk if there's no sports on TV
18:51I mean, you guys do things together
18:54Well
18:55I'll try.
18:58Do you want to know a secret?
19:01Alright
19:03Sometimes I wish you were my father
19:09But, Estel
19:10You have your own father
19:12I know
19:13And he's a fantastic guy.
19:14I mean
19:16He's smart
19:17Handsome
19:17And he knows all about his kabuki theater
19:21But I think he's a little disappointed.
19:24Because?
19:25Well, you see
19:26He is a neurosurgeon
19:27And I wish I could become like him
19:29It's not a bad job
19:31But where's the challenge in that?
19:35Steve, what do you want to do?
19:38I don't know yet
19:39I'm interested in many things
19:41But if you were my father
19:43Would you give me time to make my own decision?
19:48Steve
19:50I think that sometimes parents put pressure on their children
19:53Because we want the best for them
19:56Or what's best for the parents
20:03You know, Steve?
20:05Sometimes even the best guy in the world
20:08You can make that same mistake
20:11But I have a feeling
20:13That you will make your parents proud of you someday
20:16Do you believe it?
20:18Sure
20:18You are a very intelligent boy
20:22Thanks for the chat, Carl
20:25Whenever you want, Steve
20:42The strangest thing happened
20:44The train stopped in Springfield to replenish its water supply.
20:47And Steve and I were screaming at the top of our lungs for help.
20:50Nobody could hear us
20:51Then suddenly Steve started singing Jumping Jack Flash
20:55A hole opened in the wall and the cows ran out
21:04Good night, Dad
21:05Good night darling
21:06Good night
21:07Mom was very worried about you
21:09Oh, really? And how do you know that?
21:11Because he kept insisting on telling us that he wasn't.
21:14Is that true, Harriet?
21:16Oh, I knew you'd be okay.
21:18Well
21:23I was worried
21:27Dad, do you have a second?
21:28Sure, son, sit down
21:30Okay, it's time for everyone to go to bed.
21:32Harriet
21:37I'm sorry, Carl, I just can't resist.
21:45Because?
21:47I always have to leave
21:52And what do you want to talk about?
21:55Dad, I'm so sorry to have disappointed you
21:57I know how important it is to you that I'm a police officer
22:00So if you still want me to go with you
22:02I don't have the slightest chance
22:04Edward, Edward, Edward
22:04Listen to me
22:05You don't have to be a police officer
22:07Oh, no?
22:09No
22:10But you're a police officer.
22:11Yes, but that's what I like.
22:13You have to do what you like.
22:16Well, I'm still not sure what it could be.
22:20You'll see
22:21When you get to the point of making that decision
22:23I will support you until the end
22:25Meanwhile, I'll try not to pressure you too much.
22:28OK?
22:30Thanks, Dad
22:32Edward
22:33Have I ever told you that you're a good boy?
22:36You just did it
22:37Thanks, Dad
22:38Thanks, Dad
23:13Thanks for watching the video.
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