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00:01Today in Yellow Humor we will see... Oh, look at that silly stumble!
00:04So, what's up today on Humor Amarillo? But watch out, kid, you'll kill yourself!
00:08So, what's up today on Humor Amarillo? What a great ass!
00:11Well, do it, buddy. Come on, jump, cumeirin!
00:15Igué!
00:16The Chinese worker is already here
00:18If it will be, we will laugh
00:21Run, jump, here you go without stopping
00:24Yellow Humor, come back now!
00:30Today in Humor Amarillo we want to award one of the characters most loved by the audience.
00:36And most feared by the girls, the inimitable reporter Pepe Livingston
00:40We are all worried that after so many programs he still hasn't debuted his caravan.
00:44And that's why we're going to give it a little push, so that it becomes even more famous if possible.
00:47Today we premiere Pepe's new TV series!
00:51Takesi, I've hired a new minion!
00:54But you're stupid, Junior. He hasn't mentioned signing up for social security, has he?
00:58No, no, we're going to pay him the black, like everyone else. Come in, Animal!
01:02Animal was a great baseball player until a fateful injury kept him away from the sport.
01:06You have to be stupid to get injured at a celebration.
01:09Do you like my new signing, Takesi? Do you like him?
01:14I think we've been fooled, huh? Because you don't look very Chinese, Junior.
01:17Are you sure he has the papers in order?
01:19Of course, Takesi. Look, I'll prove it to you.
01:22Animal, do that... Hey, hey, ho! Come on, do it! Hey, hey, ho! Come on!
01:26Hey, yo! Oh my goodness, Junior! He's not more useless than I thought.
01:30Animal! Do you want to make a TV series?
01:33One with Pepe, yes
01:34Well, we now have a partner for the Pepe series.
01:37This is going to be a huge success
01:39And trophies! An old Saulin monk once told me
01:44If Ana Obregón has a television series, even Pepe can have one.
01:47Who wants to have a series on TV?
01:51Well, the truth is that with this hair and this great outfit I could also have one.
01:54Tani has been impressed by someone who shouldn't be here right now.
01:58He's Santa Claus!
02:00Tani reminds him that he stepped on his bike when he was little and never brought it to him.
02:04The letter was in Japanese and of course, poor Santa Claus didn't understand it.
02:07But he assures Tani that next Christmas he will bring her the bike.
02:11To which Tani replies that he can stick the bike wherever he wants.
02:13Now what he wants is a Porsche.
02:15This Santa Claus doesn't even have the money to buy new sneakers.
02:18I don't think I'll bring many Porsches.
02:20So General Tani will be without his gift from Santa Claus for another Christmas.
02:24But he doesn't care because he's happy.
02:26Because he can interview an entire football team.
02:29They are the lazy football club
02:31A bunch of losers who want to flirt with the cheerleaders
02:33They started their own American football team
02:36You can already imagine seeing their faces what these guys got up to
02:39No girl wanted to be part of her cheerleading team.
02:42And it was their own mothers who wore a miniskirt and pompoms.
02:45They encouraged their children
02:46Come on, the poor suffered total humiliation.
02:50How total humiliation our next interviewee is going to suffer
02:53Which is none other than a guy who has come disguised as Schwarzenegger in The Running Man
02:58You have to see Schwarzenegger, with the good movies he made.
03:00If you had to leave them to get into politics
03:02This kid wants me to go back to the movies because it's not the same without him.
03:06And now, filter, filter, let's watch Pepe's series
03:08To the of...
03:11Let's get to it!
03:15The Adventures of Pepe and Animal, Chapter 1
03:18Hello, how are you? Welcome to the first chapter of my series.
03:21Starring me, the great Pepe
03:23And then in a supporting role, Animal
03:25How are you, Animal?
03:26Hi, Pepe, what's up? How's it going?
03:28What strength does this Animal have?
03:30Well, let's look at the script for this episode that I wrote myself.
03:33This series is much more exciting than House and Lost combined.
03:36Pepe lives in a caravan and Animal is his friend, okay?
03:39Okay, very good.
03:40And then Pepe and Animal throw a party because they haven't seen each other in a long time.
03:44And girls start to arrive
03:45Do you like Animal?
03:47Yes, yes, it's very cool.
03:48And then Pepe and Animal start dancing with her and giving her talks.
03:51Cool, huh?
03:51Cool, mallet
03:52And then Pepe hooks up with everyone and Animal with no one, okay?
03:58Wait, wait, I'll change it, I'll change the script.
04:00You flirt too, okay?
04:02Damn, how can you handle it? It's clear that I'm the handsome one in the couple.
04:05There! Stop! Stop! You're handsome too!
04:08You've got your point with that beard and those haircuts.
04:10Damn, I don't like how this series is going at all.
04:12To be continued
04:13That will be in a few moments because now we come to...
04:17The Little Wall of China!
04:20A test that could also have its own television series
04:23Starring a failing American football team
04:26Because with great effort they manage to overcome the wall
04:28People dressed as Santa Claus would also come out.
04:30A gang coming from a bachelorette party
04:33And the single woman, who despite being married, is happy
04:36We also have a Schwarzenegger emulator, whose rear end is clearly visible.
04:40And like every successful series, it also has its spicy touches.
04:43But the truth is... do you think a series with all these geeks as protagonists can be successful?
04:48Man, if a show like Humor Amarillo is successful, it means anything can work on TV.
04:53By the way, speaking of that program... what was it like?
04:56Yellow Humor
04:57That's it
04:57I have some exclusive news.
05:00Come on, you're taking too long to let it go, I'm unhappy.
05:02And one of those who speaks in Humor Amarillo also comments on Pressing Catch
05:05But, but that's you
05:07Yeah, it was to give a little promotion to Pressing, which never hurts.
05:10And after this moment of covert advertising, we continue with the test.
05:13Test in which, by the way, Toquisqui is passing
05:16If it is, as it is a series and all series end well, then everyone passes the test.
05:20Just a moment, just a moment
05:21But if there's no one left on the other side, who is Pepe going to interview?
05:25Well, we'll see right now.
05:26Let's see, control, central control
05:28Let's connect with the last ones left
05:31And Pepe? Where's Pepe?
05:33Hey, hey, don't come in, you're the last one I can interview.
05:36Hey, you in red, I'm unhappy
05:38But don't cross the wall, man, you're the last one left.
05:41So you kill yourself when you fall
05:43Take
05:44What now? What do I do now?
05:46Well, better alone than in bad company.
05:48I'm going to my caravan to read some TV
05:50Hello, players
05:52Hello, players?
05:54Yes, they are players
05:54They're pirates, silly.
05:56It seems unbelievable that after so much time you haven't learned it.
05:59Also, with how much of a pirate you are
06:00Come on, pirates!
06:02Players
06:03I'm going to finish you off
06:04By the way, where is my missing tooth?
06:10I'm the blonde from the bottle
06:11Before I was in sumo
06:12But with a bath and a sum they put me here
06:14You've got me something, bully!
06:16I'm Lucy!
06:18The bad boy team stands in a circle
06:21But not to play ring-a-ring, Manolo.
06:22But to decide what tactics to follow
06:24And they have opted for a classic strategy
06:26Make Lucy a pasty
06:28We'll see if they succeed.
06:30Go for it!
06:30Every time you hear the word empanadilla
06:32Lucy smiles
06:34Because he remembers the legendary sketch from Tuesday the 13th
06:36But there he will never laugh again.
06:38Although it surpasses a minion
06:39Then two others come and make him the sandwich.
06:42So that Paco can finish and make the famous human empanada
06:45It is recommended to drink it warm.
06:46Because if you don't, the taste will go away quickly.
06:48You're not going to make me the empanada.
06:50This girl is right
06:52With her they are not going to put the empanada tactic into play.
06:55Because the beast team changes strategy every play
06:58Now they have decided on the rondete tactic
07:01Which consists of passing the ball from one to another
07:04Making the girl dizzy
07:05Until she gets tired and gives up
07:08Well, until the girl, in a moment of carelessness by the henchmen
07:10Get hold of the ball
07:12Ah, in that case, in that case they throw themselves on top of her
07:15And that's it, huh?
07:19Double mine!
07:20This kid thinks he has vision problems
07:22But it's not really that I see double.
07:24There used to be five bad guys.
07:26And now suddenly there are seven
07:28And we have done it because this is one of the members
07:30Of the weak football clubs
07:32And of course, since they are professional players
07:34We must be tougher
07:35But these are failures
07:37Don't forget their mothers are cheering them on with pompoms.
07:40And that, whether you like it or not, gives you a lot of energy.
07:41The first time he runs a race, this wretch
07:44I like blondes
07:45I shouldn't have said that
07:46Because a blond guy plays on the other team.
07:49Who is also single
07:50And of course, he listened to her and decided to meet the girl.
07:52Come on, come on! Come on, I'll buy you dinner! Come here!
07:55What the girl has failed to say
07:56It's that he likes natural blondes
07:58Not the canned ones
07:59And then Paco arrives and says
08:01I am a natural blonde
08:02Although now I'm dyed
08:03The girl tries to trick the blonde guy
08:05And he tells him that if he gives him the ball
08:07Then you think about going to dinner.
08:08But the blonde doesn't fall into the trap.
08:10And he answers that dinner comes first.
08:11And then the ball
08:12Of course, going to dinner with the blonde from the bottle
08:14With the looks he's wearing, it's a bit complicated.
08:16Well, the blonde doesn't want anything special either.
08:18They are satisfied with going to a burger
08:20But in the end the blond skips the dinner.
08:22And decides to go directly to dessert
08:25You can't be so direct.
08:27That girls get scared, man
08:29Let's see, Pepe put some order here.
08:32Let's see, what happened?
08:33You haven't got into trouble with this one, have you?
08:35Joy, the one who was missing!
08:36Please, is there any man on this show who has come out to you!
08:38No, please take this one off me!
08:40Look how upset the poor guy is.
08:42Come on, give him a kiss
08:43Give it to him!
08:44No!
08:45Come on, girl, come closer, he wants to ask you.
08:47Sorry, he wants to apologize.
08:48Joy, I'm bad!
08:54Do it, do it, do it!
08:56After this, we were left speechless.
08:59We'd better read some of the emails.
09:01That have come to us
09:02Humoramarillo at 4.com
09:05Agustín Ramírez tells us he watches the program from Sweden
09:08Although late because it has to be downloaded from the internet
09:10And what will he do in Sweden?
09:12Well, go find a Swedish girl.
09:13As Alfredo Landa did in his time
09:15Alicia from Barcelona says she would like to go with her sister
09:18Visit Pepe's caravan
09:20Dear Alicia, for your own good and that of your sister
09:22We are not going to pass this email on to Pepe.
09:24Maybe this makes you feel bad now.
09:26But you'll thank us in the future.
09:28Nacho and Sandra tell us that they train every day
09:30Three hours to come and compete at Humoramarillo
09:32And they think they are ready
09:34Dear Nacho and Sandra
09:36If you want to train, train to be a footballer.
09:38Which gives much more money and much less trouble than Humoramarillo
09:41For example, this girl trained to be a soccer player
09:43And look how he did it
09:45He has passed the test without even breaking a sweat.
09:47Although he has to suffer the harassment of the blonde from the bottle
09:50The guy is really horny.
09:51The Adventures of Pepe and Animal, Chapter 2
09:54Well, let's go with the series
09:56This is the script for chapter 2
09:58Which is always better than the one in chapter 1
10:00I'm going to read it, okay, Animal?
10:01Do you like it?
10:01Yeah
10:02A huge threat looms over the Earth
10:05They are a gang of aliens
10:06They want to invade the planet
10:08And only two people
10:09Pepe and Animal
10:11That is, the two of us
10:12You can stop them and save the planet.
10:14This seems to me like plagiarism of V
10:15But it's cool, right?
10:16Well, Animal
10:17While preparing the special effects
10:19Do you want to play a little game of baseball?
10:21You throw the ball to me like this
10:22Look, like this
10:23Okay?
10:24And I bat
10:24Okay, okay?
10:26But don't throw it too hard, Animal.
10:29My father was a tinkerer
10:31My mother pocajontas
10:32And I am a girl
10:35Let's surf!
10:39Well, I really want to.
10:41Welcome to another day of testing.
10:42Which takes us for a few moments to the beach
10:45Surfing on the ironing board
10:47There are some who take it very seriously
10:49They think they are on the real beach
10:50And they took a bath
10:52Where is the table?
10:54In front of you, Viltrafilla
10:55Right in front of you
10:56There are people who come to surf
10:58With glasses on
10:59Although those glasses don't seem to help him see much.
11:02Because he didn't see where the table was.
11:04He must have blown it, Tani.
11:05The uncle sees a lot of hontas
11:06And instead of being scared
11:07I took the salute
11:08Although she is the mortal enemy of the contestants
11:10That poor fish is believed to be a shark.
11:13And he loads it without mercy
11:14And when he is about to pass the test
11:15Step wrong
11:16And he goes into the water
11:17Get a grip on the glasses, kid!
11:20No thanks to little fish!
11:22This man is a staunch defender of minnows
11:24Those who must be let live
11:25That's why when you get on the board
11:27And he sees that he is about to run over someone
11:29He gets nervous
11:30And as long as not to do the slightest harm
11:32He goes into the water
11:33Something that Taquesil finds very funny.
11:35Hello, Pepe!
11:36Hello, little fish!
11:37We must be aware, Pepe.
11:39Don't even touch the little fish.
11:42Even if it costs you your life
11:43It's the first rule
11:45What to follow
11:47I don't like little fish.
11:49I like the little ones better, you know?
11:52What a climb I'm on!
11:53I'm not surprised at all
11:54Because you have the cap tied to your nose
11:56And you haven't noticed
11:57This is one of the girls who are at the bachelorette party
12:00And that has come to yellow humor of spliced
12:02And what has come from a connection in the end takes its toll
12:04It's time to rest, girl!
12:07Hello, Mommy!
12:08The camera is there, pintocilla
12:09This kid has never been on TV.
12:10And that's why I didn't know that he always has to talk to the camera.
12:13That the red light is on
12:15And he came to show his mom
12:16That can be something more than a lazy person
12:18Who at 34 years old still lives at home
12:20So you made a bet with your mother
12:22If you pass the test
12:23He will stay living with her forever.
12:25If it falls
12:25He will look for a small apartment to become independent.
12:27Will he stay with Mom or will he leave?
12:29Will he leave or stay with Mom?
12:31Well, it seems that mom is going to be ironing his clothes for life.
12:34And the uncle is so happy
12:36I'm super happy!
12:38Yeah!
12:38We rectify, girl
12:40You were a super happy girl
12:41Because after the blow you just took
12:44And staying hanging from the board
12:45What you are is a super traumatized girl
12:48I'm going to do one thing
12:51I dedicate this to the teacher!
12:56And who will that teacher be?
12:57Master Miyagi?
12:58If your teacher is Miyagi
13:00So this is Karate Kid
13:01Although from Kid
13:03The truth is that it has little left
13:04And even less about Karate
13:06By the way
13:07Did you know that the author who played Miyagi
13:09Pat Morita
13:09He died last year?
13:11What do you say to him?
13:12That Pat Morita has died?
13:13Look
13:14The Karate Kid didn't know.
13:15He got nervous and went into the water.
13:16Poor Karate Kid
13:17That only now remains
13:19And why is he shouting like that?
13:22Why does it contribute to noise pollution?
13:25Because he's a spoiled brat
13:26That his parents allowed him everything when he was little
13:28And he screams a lot
13:29His parents did not give him a good education
13:30And they didn't even teach him how to jump the fish.
13:32And because he was rude he ended up in the water.
13:34Wow!
13:35Hello North End!
13:37Hello South Fund!
13:38Yesterday I passed by your house
13:39I passed by your house
13:40And what did you see?
13:41Well, a wretch.
13:42Trying to surf
13:43It was food for sharks
13:44But it was so bad
13:45They didn't even eat it
13:46I'm the Chinese Cudeiro!
13:48Hey Chinese
13:48Die quickly
13:49That the PP series has to start right now
13:51Come on!
13:51Come on, Chinese!
13:52That you always comply
13:53No!
13:54You have killed the Chinese Cudeiro!
13:55And now we leave you with the fashion series
13:57The adventures of PP and Animal
13:59Chapter 3
14:00It's ready PP!
14:02Whenever you want
14:03But throw me here, eh?
14:05Where do I have the bat?
14:06Don't cheat on me, I know you, Animal.
14:07Animal Care eh
14:09Go easy on yourself, you're very Animal.
14:11Wow, thanks Usoy!
14:12What word games do I play?
14:14Star 1!
14:18This guy is crazy!
14:20He's crazy!
14:20Hello pirates!
14:24Now let's run like crazy
14:26But don't go too far because I can take away points from you.
14:28For example
14:29Making fun of my outfit
14:30It can cost you 3 points
14:32It's 3 points less
14:34So be careful pirates
14:37But Arna Cala Motor is coming.
14:39Here go asphalt pirates!
14:48And the annual Humor Amarillo Minimoto tournament begins.
14:51The competition that even Dani Pedrosa is dying to participate in
14:55And these bikers who grew up watching the street hawk go for it all.
14:59Because this is the best of a lap
15:01We don't mess around here.
15:03The 5 motorcyclists overcome the dangerous platform and head towards the Chican
15:07That it is a very dangerous curve from which smoke comes out and that very few will overcome
15:11A pilot has crashed in the Chican
15:13Has fallen
15:14And what is worse
15:15His fellow racers, in a selfish act, do not let him join the track.
15:19They ignore him
15:20Hello!
15:21The driver who is in the race is so cool that he even allows himself to wave at the camera.
15:25But as cocky drivers like Schumacher know well
15:28Bravado ends up costing you
15:29And this one has started to pay now
15:31He is trapped on the second platform of danger
15:33His pursuers catch up with him
15:35And finally the little bully overturns and loses the race.
15:37He has won, he has won
15:39Well, what does it matter who won?
15:41Well, one of these
15:41Very little gobbler
15:43This one has won the same, he is so happy
15:45And the little guy picks up his motorcycle piece by piece.
15:48Come on, another one!
15:51And we go with the second race of today's Minimotors championship.
16:02My goodness, I thought it was impossible to be more ridiculous than the previous ones.
16:05But they have achieved it
16:06The race begins
16:07Who needs Formula 1 when you have Minimotors?
16:10Who needs Alonso when you have five Chinese guys riding on small tricycles?
16:14It's a shame that more attention isn't paid to such an interesting and long-suffering sport.
16:19And let Formula 1 take it all.
16:21But today we are going to show you that Minimotors deserve to race in stadiums full of people.
16:26And why?
16:27For many reasons
16:28But for example...
16:29Because in Minimotors we also have spectacular accidents
16:32Spectacular accidents?
16:34As...
16:35This motorcycle derailment!
16:37And pilots who go headfirst into a pool of mud
16:40Not forgetting the excitement of who will win
16:42Who will take
16:44The great Minimotors cup
16:46But hey, what do these people think they are?
16:48They are in an amusement park
16:50We are here defending this test as we can.
16:53It can't be more ridiculous.
16:54And they are ignoring it.
16:56Wait, wait, the end promises to be a heart-stopper.
16:58Well yes, yes, I'm clutching my heart
17:00That comes out of my body
17:02Go with the Minimotors
17:03We should have dedicated ourselves to commenting on Formula 1.
17:06That there besides earning money
17:07It links a lot
17:08Well, the bald guy from Telecinco doesn't seem to me to be a very good flirt.
17:11If he only has eyes for Alonso
17:13Well, after this heart-stopping race
17:15Let's have some fun
17:17With the series that is sweeping the world
17:19And in the other half it is that it has not yet been released
17:21But it's also going to be a hit, you'll see.
17:23That series is...
17:26But put it now, please.
17:27The Adventures of Pippi and Animal
17:29Chapter 4
17:31Hello!
17:32Just a moment, just a moment
17:33Take away from me that I am the protagonist of the series
17:35Look, this is my stuffed cow
17:36I sleep with her like this, cuddled up
17:38And I love her very much
17:39It's my little cow!
17:43Animal believed that what Pepe needed
17:45It was a big hug
17:46And he decided to give it to her with all his love.
17:48Animal, you've got it wrong.
17:50I just hug my little cow
17:51Let's get on with it!
17:55It is a pleasure for me to break my head on the rolls
17:57Welcome one more night to the spring rolls
18:00A test in which the contestants always keep their promises
18:03Well, not this one, this one has worked his ass off.
18:05Not the head as promised
18:06But they try to fulfill it
18:08I'm hungry and I want to eat a spring roll!
18:11This contestant has a hunger that he doesn't see
18:13And he realizes too late that the roll he just ate isn't food.
18:16I'm going to kill myself now!
18:18He's going to kill himself!
18:18Let's see, this is like the A-team.
18:20No matter how many blows there are here, no one dies.
18:23Because this is a program for all audiences
18:26I'm going to run out of macaroni.
18:27Well, we don't have to go to that extreme, kid.
18:30You don't have to do it
18:31Please don't do it
18:33Oh!
18:33It even hurt me.
18:35Poor kid
18:36Now she will never be able to have children again.
18:38Look, for the sacrifice you just made
18:40We have ordered the rolls to let you pass the test
18:42That you deserve it
18:43So in the future you can tell your children how you passed the test.
18:46Ah, no, ah, no, you can't have it.
18:48Well then nothing
18:49Then you can't tell anyone.
18:51You'll have to settle for having passed the test.
18:54And tell your mother if you want.
18:55Pigtails are my cousins!
18:59Well it's a shame because with such pretty pigtails you have
19:02But he does shout, yes.
19:04It's her hairdresser who is very angry that she loses those pigtails.
19:08That cost him so much work to do
19:10I'm going to stay and live in the rolls
19:13Jo, we understand that the housing issue is terrible.
19:16But you can't stay here and live, kid.
19:18Because apart from being quite uncomfortable
19:20It is our test
19:20And behind you come more contestants
19:23Well, it seems that it passes by our face
19:25And he has occupied our rolls
19:26Look, you know what I'm telling you?
19:28Let him live there
19:29Long live, long live!
19:30We'll see how long it takes him to get tired.
19:32Do you see it?
19:35A 15 square meter apartment is almost better.
19:37Living on the rolls, kid
19:38I would do like everyone else
19:40Well, doing like everyone else means
19:42Skip two rolls and into the water
19:44Damn, what a boring guy, really.
19:46No, I'll give us fun!
19:49This contestant is a professional entertainer
19:51And he knows how to raise a party
19:52Is that called throwing a party yet?
19:54Pass the rolls?
19:55Well, what a fun party!
19:57I haven't had such a good time since that party at Isabel Preitler's house.
20:00This guy used to go to the parties
20:02People believed they were wakes
20:03Of the animated ones that were
20:04I will fall on my knees!
20:07Fall to your knees?
20:08How do you do that?
20:09Well, very easy.
20:10You get on your knees
20:11And you fall
20:12That's what you call falling on your knees.
20:14And now because you wanted it
20:16Arrives...
20:17The Adventures of Pepe and Animal
20:19Chapter 5
20:20Hello
20:21Now let's get to know each other a little better.
20:23To the one who goes out with me
20:24And he is much less famous than me.
20:25Animal
20:26Well, Animal
20:27Let's see
20:28Let's show people how great it is
20:30How big your hand is
20:32Let's see
20:33How great!
20:37Look, I'm going to get up here now.
20:38I'm going to stand by his side
20:39So you can see who is the most handsome of the two
20:41It's obvious!
20:43And now Animal screams like an animal
20:44Come on!
20:50And from shout to shout we arrived at Blanchard's table
20:53A test in which we seek, friends
20:55For the monster of the dirty lagoon
20:57Because the poor man is very lonely
20:59And he needs someone to party with.
21:01This girl has offered to be your friend
21:03But that's all, right?
21:04Her friend nothing more
21:05But when the girl sees the monster she says
21:07But where am I going to go with you?
21:08They won't let us in anywhere.
21:10And of course, the monster gets angry
21:11Because she doesn't want to be his friend
21:12And throws it into the water
21:13I'll be your partner!
21:15This kid is into more relaxed plans.
21:17Like going to the movies, going to a museum
21:19Go paint graffiti on train cars
21:21Ah, well then.
21:22I don't like this one at all so that he can be friends with the monster.
21:24This one goes straight into the water without knowing it.
21:27Easy plans, he says.
21:28Relaxing plans for your mother
21:30I'll teach him karate!
21:34Man, I don't know.
21:35The monster is already quite aggressive.
21:37As if he were to learn karate on top of it all.
21:38So we're sorry because your intentions were good, but...
21:41We have to ask you to abandon the Blanchard table
21:44Damn, the guy is so obedient!
21:46If you don't ask him to hit his head with the board
21:49I want the monster to teach me how to swim!
21:52Come on, you want to be his friend so you can take advantage of him, huh?
21:54Well that's very bad.
21:56Because friendship is based on offering everything and receiving nothing in return.
21:59So what you have to do now is jump right into the water.
22:02And if you want to learn to swim
22:03You take a course like everyone else, hey.
22:06I'll take the party monster!
22:10This girl is one of the bachelorette party
22:12And he loves to party
22:13Well, we'll let you bring out the party monster.
22:16But we have to warn you about one thing.
22:17Never give him anything to drink after midnight
22:19Oh no? Why?
22:21Well, for the typical
22:21Because then he picks up a pedal that not even his father recognizes.
22:24And even if she's your friend, she ends up throwing you into the water.
22:26Mercilessly!
22:27Oh my goodness, it's going to be harder than I thought to find this guy friends, huh?
22:34Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way
22:36Yes sir
22:38This is our last chance
22:40If Santa Claus is not able to befriend the monster
22:43Nobody will be able to do it
22:44Well, Santa Claus has been through everything.
22:46And he went straight to distribute gifts to the little fishes.
22:48So it won't be your tail either.
22:51I didn't like the couple they made either, huh?
22:54I will be your friend!
22:57To gain the monster's friendship
22:59It will go straight into the water
23:00For the monster to rescue him
23:02And then they will be friends
23:03Well, I'd better rescue him.
23:05Because the thing about not being able to see someone swim is true.
23:07Let's see if your plan works.
23:08It goes into the water
23:09Splashing around calling for help
23:11And he doesn't rescue anyone.
23:12We plugged Takeshi in so you don't see him drowning.
23:15Hear my song!
23:20This girl is convinced the monster will want to be her friend after hearing her sing.
23:23What he doesn't know is that the monster is underwater.
23:26Can't hear your song
23:28And that's when the singer realizes that her evening dress is going to get wet.
23:32What a shock the poor girl has gotten.
23:34Yes, I just wanted to sing.
23:36The Adventures of Pepe and Animal
23:39Chapter 6
23:40Look Animal, it's time for us to have a snack.
23:42Are you hungry?
23:43Play a little Pepe
23:45Well look, I brought you this free dufe here so you can take whatever you want.
23:48It's all top quality, huh?
23:49They are vegetables
23:50But this is how you improve, this is how you eat healthy.
23:52How much do you miss it?
23:53So what do you choose?
23:54Come on
23:54Ah!
23:55The turnip
23:56Good choice, it's very tasty
23:57You'll see how you like it.
23:59Well, you're going to eat the turnip.
24:01Vegetables to me
24:02Because, because it's delicious
24:05Look, look how delicious it is!
24:06Continue it
24:07He's going to eat scallops!
24:11Welcome to the legendary zamburguesas
24:13Today the contestants will strive to deliver the hits never seen before in this test.
24:18This girl is going to make a very special one
24:20Leg here, leg there
24:22And into the water
24:22The next woman, however, opts for a much more classic one.
24:27What is it...
24:29The deep footprint in a bad zamburger
24:31And the affectionate hug to the good zamburguesa
24:35This man is going to delight us with the most spectacular hit ever seen in the zamburguesas
24:39Come on, but the unfortunate man has passed
24:40Well, the blows he's going to receive now are going to be spectacular.
24:44This girl is cold and that's why she's wearing her hood.
24:46And she's done the classic cold girl falls into frozen water stunt.
24:50Oh, how cold it is!
24:52I bet I put some ice cubes in there, damn it!
24:55This girl is the sister of the previous one and she is also cold
24:58And she's going to make the mistake of being clueless, which consists of not knowing if you're stepping on water or hamburger.
25:02But let's talk to these two very cold sisters
25:06Hello, little sister! Hello! It's so cold!
25:08Hey, the water was freezing, right?
25:10Yes, yes! It was freezing!
25:11Hey, let's do the warm-up dance.
25:13Come on, let's go! Heat, bing! Heat, bing! Heat, bing!
25:18I wanted to tell you one thing, you can do more dances to warm up.
25:21So they are very funny
25:23Come on, another one!
25:31If you need to warm up, I have a little heater in my caravan that will keep you very warm.
25:36We continue with the blows
25:37This one is going to do a headstand jump with a hit on the macazones included
25:41Pretty spectacular!
25:42Let's see if the next one can top it.
25:44A blow to the butt, which, since Moya has it, hurts less.
25:49Don't take up space in the pool, you slobs!
25:52This baseball player is going to make a pathetic fall.
25:54With a stupid face at the end, included, let's see it
25:57Very good the silly face, very good
25:59And pay attention to this smiling boy, because he is going to make one of the riskiest shots.
26:03It's going to eat the whole shore, you don't know how much that hurts.
26:06It has remained in the place of pain
26:08This white belt karate fighter is going to give us the gift of jumping off the shore, going into the lake to look for fish.
26:15The guy dressed as Schwarzenegger, being chased, performs a double somersault
26:21Overcoming this is going to be very complicated.
26:23So let's go to the series
26:24The Adventures of Pepe and Animal, Chapter 7
26:27Hello! Today's episode is really cool because it has a super risky action scene.
26:33I'm not going to do it, in case I hurt myself, Animal will.
26:36Be careful not to hurt yourself, eh, what you're going to do now hasn't been done by Jackie Chan.
26:39This girl is about to jump with the big chopstick
26:50He measures the depth of the water as if it meant anything and waves to the camera.
26:54Hello! How are you? How are you?
26:55Then the girl makes the big jump and as expected, she goes straight into the water.
27:00And that's basically what this test consists of, greeting the camera, they take a run, they move forward, they jump and into the water.
27:07Look, this guy has done it all perfectly.
27:09And on top of that, he stepped on the cork, which is also very cool.
27:13There are variations on this scheme, of course.
27:16Because this guy has done exactly the same thing as the others
27:20But as one in a thousand happens, this one has been chosen
27:22And the guy is happier than if he had won the lottery.
27:25This girl wants a penthouse because she loves heights.
27:28And there he goes, to his penthouse
27:30It touches the sky, but in the end it ends up at the bottom of the lake, like everyone else.
27:35A penthouse, he says, and I want a duplex, doesn't that bother you?
27:39There are some like this one, which try to give a little life to the jump or more fall scheme
27:43Hitting your back, for example, that always looks a little more attractive.
27:49My outfit is an original by Agata Ruiz de la Prada, how cool!
27:52Hottie! Maz and bitch!
27:54Thank you!
27:55But as the saying goes, even if the monkey dresses in silk, he remains a monkey.
28:00And the model to take by sack
28:01This one is also from Agata!
28:03Let's listen to this contestant because apart from dressing well, he shouts better.
28:06It's like a falsetto Tarzan scream, but it helped him pass the test.
28:12It was a jump plus a fall, right?
28:14Yes, that was exactly it, beautiful.
28:16Let's see how you do it, come on, jump and land, very good!
28:20For being such a good girl...
28:22You've won me over for an interview, Pepe.
28:23Your daughter is a very smart girl, you know?
28:25She's not my daughter, she's my girlfriend, see if you understand, Pepe.
28:28It's just that I like old people, you know?
28:30Some people call me Cradle Jumper, just imagine.
28:32Well, I wanted to talk to you, say something!
28:36How funny this girl is!
28:38It is clear that you have taught Saltacuna well, that you teach her well
28:40Long live Flojos Football Club!
28:42Well, let's see if Flojo, from Flojos Fútbol Club, takes a hard hit.
28:47Oh, well, he almost ate the corner of the mattress, which is undoubtedly the richest part of the cake.
28:54Yes, Santa Claus!
28:56Well, if it's not Mama Claus, then Dad doesn't either, right?
29:00Well, after this joke I realized that we urgently need a vacation.
29:03And the winners of today's show arrive in time to hear Tani's speech.
29:08Wow, girls! You've won a trip to the Caribbean!
29:11Wow, you guys don't look too happy, do you?
29:13Well, nothing, you have been left without a prize, for being boring.
29:15Happy now!
29:18To the public pool!
29:21The Adventures of Pepe and Animal, Chapter 8!
29:23Well, animal, the time has come for you and me to go to the beach to hook up some titis.
29:29With this piece of guide we have, we're sure to get it!
29:35Ready, brunettes, we're going!
29:37Or as they say in Japanese, even Pepe goes to the beach and we have to stay here.
29:41Look how unhappy we are.
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