00:04And so the little canary regained its feathers and was never cold again.
00:13Were you once upon a time?
00:15Richie, honey, we've already read the same story eleven times tonight.
00:19There were twelve others.
00:23No, it's time for bed. Say goodnight to Uncle Carl.
00:26Good night, sleep well, don't let the bed bugs bite you.
00:30Good evening, Uncle Carl. Five red to six black.
00:37Five red to six black.
00:52Hey, big guy, what are you doing?
00:56A solitaire game. That way I can play by myself, all by myself. Goodbye.
01:02I understand, my friend.
01:06You'll be alone. You won't even notice I exist. You can consider me the invisible man.
01:11In fact, you won't be able to call me anything because I won't be here.
01:16The red ten to the queen.
01:19Let it go up by the dick.
01:23How about a thrilling game of Crip to one hundred points?
01:26No.
01:27Pinnacle?
01:27No.
01:27Basket?
01:28No.
01:28Hearts?
01:29No.
01:29Neither crazy eights nor fishing?
01:30No, it disappears.
01:36And what about the donkey?
01:40Okay, but only one hand. And when I win, you're going home.
01:45Oh, okay. You distribute.
01:47Oh, okay.
02:27Oh, okay.
02:31Oh, okay!
02:58Household items.
03:17Household items.
03:57Household items.
04:19Household items.
04:19It was just a mean joke.
04:22Well, it wasn't funny.
04:25How would you feel if I put hair gel in your deodorant?
04:30Take it easy.
04:31Well, you don't smell and your armpit hair has body.
04:36Be careful, Laura, you're going to earn it.
04:39I'm going to buy myself some boots so I'll shiver inside them.
04:42Uh!
04:44Laura wearing boots.
04:52It's all yours.
04:55Well, it's all yours, Eddie.
04:58There's no escape.
05:04Teach me, Edo.
05:05Why can't I win Laura over?
05:07She's playing hard to get.
05:09Well, he's very good at it.
05:13It looks real.
05:17Steve.
05:20Laura is my sister.
05:22AND...
05:22Only I know what's best for him.
05:25And I'm going to do everything I can to bring you two crazy guys together.
05:32Imagine it.
05:33I can imagine.
05:34It is night.
05:35It is night.
05:36It's Laura.
05:38Laura.
05:40Sleeping in his bed.
05:42Oh!
05:47Laura wakes up to the sweet sound of the serenade Urkel is offering her.
05:52Oh!
05:54It will be like a squirrel in my hands.
05:56He will never forget it.
05:58Edo, my friend, I don't know how to thank you.
06:01Believe me, Steve.
06:02The face Laura will make will be more than enough.
06:06That's it!
06:28The face God will make during prayer.
06:32Ah!
06:37Ah!
06:43Ah!
06:45Oh!
06:49Oh!
07:26Be quiet!
07:39Be quiet!
07:39Steve, are you okay?
07:41Yes, the Coopers' Doberman has cushioned the blow.
07:46Back off, Fabián! Back off!
07:53Laura, what's going on here?
07:57I think Steve was practicing his accordion. It woke me up too.
08:01That boy is a lunatic.
08:04Well, if he does it again, he's going to swallow his accordion.
08:09How are you, Laura? Did you like the serenade?
08:15You prepared it!
08:18Clear!
08:18Hello!
08:22The light of the dust, the light of the light!
08:27The light of the light of the light of the light of the light!
08:28Back off, you can hear yourself!
08:31The light of the light of the light!
08:38Back!
08:39Well, is it me?
08:40Or is there anyone else who feels so indescribably happy?
08:46An indescribable happiness.
08:48Is it the euphoria that comes from knowing that Steve Purkel is hundreds of kilometers away?
08:54Hundreds of kilometers from here?
08:56Exactly 1,200 kilometers away.
09:01Where is it? That's where we're going to hunt slugs.
09:06Oh, honey, you see, Steve got the urge to play the accordion at midnight
09:10And some neighbors became hysterical and threw bricks at his house.
09:15So his parents decided that perhaps it would be best if he went to visit some relatives.
09:20Was it based on a lot?
09:23Exact.
09:26But isn't it great to know that for the next two weeks,
09:30When there's a knock at the door, isn't Steve Purkel going to answer it?
09:48Hello everyone.
09:50I'm Mirte Purkel, Steve's cousin.
10:08My cousin Steve has told me a lot about how charming the Winslows are.
10:12And how have you built a home far from your homeland?
10:15And what about a poor thing like me who comes all the way from old Biloxi?
10:19Will this be my home while I'm so far from home?
10:27Has the cat eaten your tongue?
10:30The shoulders.
10:33Nice to meet you, Mirte.
10:35It's very curious.
10:37It seems you and your cousin Steve have a certain family resemblance.
10:42Young man, don't be impertinent.
10:45Are you going to finish that pork chop, Big Guy?
10:51And Mirte, how long have you been here?
10:55For two weeks only.
10:57My parents said they would only keep Steve if his parents kept me.
11:02A sort of Urkels exchange.
11:07Exactly, darling.
11:11Sorry I'm late.
11:14Oh, I'm amazed!
11:29Eddie, this is Steve Urkel's cousin, Mirte Lurkel.
11:34Mirte, this is our son Edward.
11:38Hey, big guy.
11:46Oh, Eddie.
11:48That name slides down my tongue like honey.
12:00You are very good and you are very handsome.
12:06I'm so happy to meet you.
12:16My pulse quickens, my heart races, and my lips burn.
12:21Oh, what do you think of me, darling!
12:38Oh, Rachel!
12:40That lipstick doesn't suit you at all.
12:43It's a definite no.
12:47Mirte, my dear, I've been using it for five years.
12:51Five lonely years, I imagine.
13:00Hey girls!
13:03Are you having a good time?
13:04Better than two pigs in a mud puddle.
13:09Please, Carl, stay with us.
13:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want to interfere in women's things.
13:20No, it doesn't matter.
13:22No, no, no, no, no, I'm going to watch a movie.
13:25Stay with Mirte.
13:27Have a good time.
13:30He's a charming man.
13:35Perhaps you should take it with you to Biloxi.
13:38Don't get jealous.
13:43There's only one Winslow who makes my heart flutter.
13:51The divine and handsome Eddie.
13:57When that boy sees me with my new hairstyle, he'll fall head over heels for me.
14:04And if that doesn't work, I still have a few aces up my sleeve.
14:11Mirtel, you're a very kind girl, but have you ever thought that maybe Eddie... maybe you're not the type
14:20that he likes.
14:25Mmm, puffs.
14:28Mirtel Urkel is irresistible, the beauty from Biloxi.
14:32I'm going to win that boy over, just like the great conquerorichimo.
14:44Hey Eddie, sweetie, I've got my curlers in!
14:47You should have called before entering.
14:49This is my home!
14:52Harriet, I think Mirtel would like to be alone.
14:56With her sweetheart.
14:57Yes, come on, let's go.
14:58I have to do my homework.
14:59I'll make them for you.
15:06Oh, you look so handsome!
15:12Oh, you're a young, sturdy, and tall Yankee!
15:21I swear that by your side I feel like I'm fading away.
15:42Mirtel, are you alright?
15:44I think I'm too much for anyone.
15:51Mirtel, can I give you some advice?
15:55You know, woman to woman.
15:58It will be an honor.
16:00I like you a lot.
16:02And I think deep down, Eddie too.
16:07I knew it, I knew it.
16:10But he is very shy.
16:11You'll have to be more aggressive.
16:13What else can I do?
16:15I've already used all my seduction weapons.
16:21Well, Eddie once told me about a dream he had.
16:25Tell me, little sister.
16:30An incredibly beautiful woman
16:33entered his room
16:36at midnight
16:37and he would wake her up with a kiss.
16:41This is my night.
16:43I will tiptoe into my beloved's room.
16:47I can't wait to see the look on the boy's face.
16:51Neither do I.
16:52No.
16:57No.
17:02No.
17:17Ah!
17:35Ah!
17:38Ah!
17:42Ah!
17:45Ah!
17:50Ah!
17:52Ah!
17:53Ah!
17:54Ah!
17:55Ah!
17:55Ah!
18:01Ah!
18:04No, no, no.
18:33No, no, no.
19:27No, no, no.
19:33Sir, I am a lady.
19:47Has he climbed?
19:49Oh, darn, I broke a nail.
19:53Did you like his kiss, sweetheart?
19:57You prepared it.
19:59Me? Poor me, what do you mean?
20:01No no.
20:10No no.
20:19Did you start all this?
20:20Yeah.
20:22Listen to me, both of you.
20:24It's bad enough that you're playing mean pranks on each other, but you're dragging Steve and Myrtel into it.
20:28You're right.
20:29You have used them and hurt their feelings.
20:31Tomorrow, when Steve returns, I want you to apologize to him and to Myrtel.
20:36Understood?
20:36Yes, Mom.
20:41I'm ashamed of both of them.
20:45That's annoying.
20:47Yes, but they haven't taken our car away.
20:51By the way, I'll tell you that there's no car involved.
21:01I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
21:04Oh, I understand.
21:06And Steve, I'm sorry too.
21:11Will you be able to forgive us?
21:13My cousin Steve and I need to think about it a bit.
21:19Think whatever you want.
21:21We'll be in the hall.
21:27What do you think?
21:29What do you think?
21:31It's obvious that Ed and Laura have used us.
21:35And abused us.
21:37And do you know what that means?
21:41Certainly.
21:42They love us!
21:46Edith, have you noticed there are two Urquils in the kitchen?
21:51Yes, but at least mine will be going home soon.
21:55Thank goodness!
22:02Laura?
22:03Edith?
22:05We've been talking.
22:07And have we decided?
22:09Are you forgiven?
22:11Oh.
22:13And there is more good news about your death.
22:16Well, I'm trying to get my dad to sell Urquilox so we can come live here.
22:23We'll all be together.
22:25Forever.
22:26Thank you!
22:29Thank you!
22:33Thank you!
22:36Thank you!
22:44Thank you!
22:46Thank you!
22:48Thank you!
22:59Thank you!
23:11Thank you!
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