00:04Oh! Those would be great earrings!
00:09To Alaska for fishing.
00:12I wish I could go.
00:14That's how I would keep the room.
00:19Okay, let's put the things in the car.
00:30Oscar, I don't like those little airplanes with propellers.
00:32One slip-up and you'll crash into a glacier.
00:34But the purpose of these trips is risk and adventure.
00:39Even so, I wouldn't go alone.
00:42Okay, I'm leaving.
00:46With all the oil they've spilled, let's hope there are still fish left.
01:01Household items.
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02:00Household items.
02:03Household items.
02:04It is the greatest love in the family.
02:15Dedicated to my love.
02:21Loreta, I think you'll like this neighborhood.
02:24The people are friendly and welcoming.
02:26Don't they throw crazy parties?
02:28No.
02:29And I just unpacked.
02:34Marie, I saw you in a car in the Harrisons' parking lot!
02:38Finally, some fool has bought that shack.
02:44Carl, this is Loreta McKee.
02:46I'm the fool who bought that shack.
02:52That's the shack.
02:53I was just kidding.
02:54It's a good house.
02:56If you add a roof and a floor, bingo, you've got a house.
03:01Usually, when Carl opens his mouth, he puts his foot in it.
03:07Okay, sit down.
03:09There is no car.
03:10Good, Loreta.
03:10If you ever need anything.
03:12I actually have a...
03:14Oh...
03:15Well, Carl, your water heater isn't working.
03:17Ah, you've summed it up well. I can ask around.
03:23Carl.
03:24What do you want me to say? I'm a witty guy.
03:30Come on, Loretta, we'll take a look.
03:32I'm going to prepare lunch. Welcome to the neighborhood.
03:36Thanks for the coffee, Harriet. You have a lovely house.
03:40Do you want to change it?
03:41Because of the shack?
03:46Thank you very much, Carl.
03:48You're welcome, it's a pleasure.
03:52Harriet had told me you were wonderful,
03:55But you hadn't also told me that you're very handsome.
04:22Hi, did you order a free beer?
04:30Do you have a moment, little one?
04:32Steve, I'm working.
04:34I know. And the scene is pure poetry.
04:36When the potatoes are served, the angels sing.
04:40Steve, what do you want?
04:41I have a little gift for you.
04:44The star registry?
04:46Yes, I requested a star with your name on it.
04:49The celestial object, number D42750-B-6218.
04:56From now on, forever, she will be called Laura.
05:02Really? How lovely!
05:04It seems natural to give one celestial body the name of another celestial body.
05:09Thanks, Steve.
05:10I have to admit that I'm somewhat...
05:13moved.
05:13Really?
05:14My little supernova.
05:15Enough to fight a split lip?
05:19Hold me, baby.
05:22I'd rather kiss a flagpole in winter.
05:27Isn't that unique?
05:29I think she's charming.
05:31As?
05:34As?
05:36You are very lucky.
05:38I wish Steve Burke liked me.
05:42Don't move, I'll be right back.
05:44Steve, I need to talk to you, let's sit down.
05:47What are you thinking about, my beautiful comet?
05:53Steve, how long have we known each other?
05:56Nine years, three months, two weeks, four days, six hours, eight minutes and fifteen...
06:01No, sixteen seconds.
06:02No, sixteen seconds.
06:03What I mean is that ever since we met you've been nagging me, waiting for me to arrive
06:08to fall in love with you.
06:10It's my dream come true.
06:11Well, wake up.
06:15Because that's not going to happen.
06:18Well, hope is the last thing to die.
06:20What if we didn't land on a deserted island?
06:22I swim very well.
06:25Okay, what if I were the last man on Earth and you were the last woman?
06:29The species would become extinct.
06:32What are you trying to tell me?
06:35I'm telling you that I will never, ever, but never ever fall in love with you.
06:41That's very difficult for me to accept.
06:45Okay, try it another way.
06:47There's a girl there who thinks you're handsome and charming.
06:54That's even harder to accept.
06:57Come on.
06:58Come on, Steve.
06:59Come on.
07:08Susy?
07:08Steve Burkett.
07:09Steve, this is Susy Crenson.
07:18Well, I'm in the way.
07:20I'm going to the kitchen.
07:27Hello.
07:29Hello.
07:32Laura, is Steve really sitting with another girl?
07:36Yes, it's Susy.
07:38She likes Steve.
07:41That?
07:44Yes, I introduced them myself hoping it would be a success.
07:47Ah, maybe he'll stop bothering you.
07:49Yes, that's the plan, but I don't think it will work.
07:54Know?
07:54Elephant females have two-year gestation periods.
08:00Did you know that the ancient Egyptians shaved their eyebrows as a sign of mourning for the death of their cats?
08:06Well, they'd shave when a relative died.
08:23So my partner and I burst through the door and came face to face with a
08:29United States senator and his carindonga.
08:33Oh, and you recognized him right away?
08:35No, not when he took off his fox disguise.
08:39Carl, you always tell wonderful things.
08:42Well, I've had a very intense life.
08:46Would you like to go and say hello to Harriet?
08:48No, no. I've monopolized your time enough for today, but thanks for taking a look at the heat.
08:54Oh, it was nothing. I'm sorry I couldn't fix it.
08:57And I still feel the explosion even more.
09:00No, don't worry. That wall had to be knocked down anyway.
09:06Well, see you soon.
09:09Carl, I hope it will be soon.
09:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:08No, who have a läh-miña meal?
10:11Al revisean el salado el balance-m서면서, porque sabés como 싶é.
10:11It will get overwhelmed if you have your patient.
10:11Why haven't you called me?
10:13But Harriet just moved in. She doesn't have a phone yet.
10:17Did you come to tell me?
10:19Come from there? I should have. Yes, I should have come.
10:24You realize what's going on, don't you?
10:27I realize you've eaten my dinner.
10:33Carl Wieslow, you're naive. That woman desires you.
10:39So that?
10:42For the same reason as the senator dressed as the fox.
10:47Oh no!
10:49Oh, yes!
10:52Harriet, you're wrong.
10:54No, I'm a woman and I understand these things.
10:57And I am a man and I see these things with common sense.
10:59Loretta McKee is not chasing after me.
11:01He just thinks I'm the best, the number one handyman.
11:04Yes, of course. It's not exactly the water heater that needs fixing.
11:11Where are you going?
11:13I'm going to eat the little tarts.
11:30Look, Steve.
11:33Yes, my little knee. At our table.
11:54Thanks, Steve.
11:56You are welcome.
11:57My turn!
12:03You arrive a quarter of an hour late to work.
12:05Yes, I've had to wait on your tables.
12:07Sorry, I'm out shopping with my sushi.
12:10Your sushi?
12:11Yes, but I only introduced you a week ago and it's already your sushi.
12:16Laura, I'm busy, okay?
12:19My little crepe chuset, it's time for your little gift.
12:27I'm so excited!
12:29It's beautiful.
12:31Only when you put it on yourself.
12:36Oh, please!
12:44Laura, are you alright, darling?
12:47I'm fine.
12:49Oh, great!
12:50For a moment I thought you were a little jealous.
12:53What a silly thing to say, right?
12:55TRUE.
13:00How was I telling you?
13:10What time is it, Ms. Winslow?
13:12It's been a minute since you last asked me that.
13:19Carl has been at Loreta's house for an hour and a half.
13:22How long does it take to repair a faucet?
13:24Well, Carl is doing it, so it might last two or three months.
13:33Are you upset with him?
13:35A bit.
13:36I knew it.
13:38You've been eating their favorite dinners all week.
13:43Mom Winslow, I'm worried about Loreta McKee.
13:48I don't blame you.
13:49That vixen is trying to steal your husband.
13:53Have you noticed that too?
13:54I know those kinds of women.
13:57She's a man-stealer.
14:01What can I do?
14:03Lock up Carl or slap Loreta?
14:05No, but you can do something else, something stronger.
14:09Like what?
14:11Trust your husband.
14:16Hi, Steve.
14:18I'm sorry I made you get out of the shower.
14:20Could you come over to my house, please?
14:22I want to talk to you.
14:24It's nothing important, but I'd like to vent.
14:34Hi, Laura.
14:35I could have arrived earlier, but my mother made me put on a towel.
14:39What did you want to talk about, brother?
14:42From you and Susi.
14:47Could it be that the green-eyed monster called Jealousy is raising its head?
14:52Actually, yes, but only for a second.
14:57This afternoon, when you were saying all those sweet things to Susi and giving her gifts...
15:01Your heart sank and you felt willing to commit murder just to get him back.
15:06Steve, I'm trying to talk.
15:09I'm sorry.
15:12Listen carefully because it's difficult for me to explain.
15:16Steve, ever since we met you've behaved like an annoying, whiny mosquito.
15:23I do nothing but slap you around, but you don't let yourself be crushed.
15:27That's me, the unyielding Urquil.
15:32But you started hitting on Susi.
15:34And for a second, I almost missed your disgusting and annoying presence.
15:41But I regained my common sense.
15:43And the reason I asked you to come is that I wanted to tell you that I'm very happy for you.
15:48and by Susi.
15:48In fact, I think you make a perfect couple.
15:52Well, ex...
15:56Ex-partner.
15:57That?
15:58Well, a week ago Susi was a shy flower afraid to bloom.
16:03But I sprayed it with a generous dose of the miracle fertilizer Urquil and wonders.
16:08Did it bloom?
16:10And I'm proud to say that I introduced her to the captain of the chess club an hour ago.
16:16As?
16:17Did you bother to take it out of its shell so it could take it off for you?
16:20Doilister?
16:22That was my intention from the beginning.
16:27And I believe my masterful plan has had a tremendous effect.
16:38Have you forgotten about me?
16:39For one second.
16:40Oh, enough to give me hope.
16:43I love you.
16:45Ah, go home, yes.
16:47Yes, that's music to my ears.
16:50Do you want to come to the movies with me?
16:51Die.
16:52Baby, talk to me.
16:54Let's end this moment with a kiss.
17:07That?
17:08There's a new door that's right in my nose.
17:16Well, we've arrived.
17:19Thank you for walking me home again.
17:22Thanks for taking a look at the leaky faucet.
17:25It has been a pleasure.
17:26I just regret not being able to fix it.
17:31Oh, and I'm so sorry about the flood too.
17:35I had always wanted to have a jacuzzi.
17:40Oh, I've been carrying this around the whole time and I almost forgot to give it to you.
17:48What is it?
17:49A silly way to thank you for everything you've tried to fix for me.
18:00Musical underwear?
18:02Yeah.
18:04With Only You from the dishes.
18:09I hope you don't already have them.
18:11Oh no, no, no, no.
18:12This is my first pair of singing underwear.
18:17Oh.
18:20You know, Loreta, this is a very personal gift, isn't it?
18:26Are you embarrassed?
18:27Well, a little bit.
18:30Would you like to come and try them on at my house?
18:38As?
18:41And do a little fashion show.
18:47Am I making you nervous?
18:49No, not at all.
18:51Oh, oh, oh.
18:54A bit.
18:58Do you find me attractive?
19:00Yes, I find you very, very attractive.
19:03Very, very attractive.
19:05Don't move.
19:08What's wrong?
19:11Look, Loreta, I'm a married man.
19:14Already.
19:16Don't you mind?
19:18I just thought maybe we could make a good deal.
19:20No, no, no, Loreta, Loreta.
19:21No, enough, enough.
19:24You see, no, I don't want to cheat on my wife.
19:27So I'm sorry,
19:29But you're going to have to find another handyman.
19:37Too bad.
19:38You're missing out.
19:55Hello darling.
19:57Carl, have you fixed Loreta's problem?
20:04Honey, you were right.
20:06That woman has been flirting with me.
20:08AND?
20:10I've stopped him in his tracks.
20:14Really?
20:16Yeah.
20:17You can look for my fingerprints on his skin, won't you find them?
20:22Glad to hear it.
20:27Look, darling.
20:30I'm sorry if I upset you.
20:32I mean, you warned me about Loreta and I didn't listen to you.
20:37I think I've underestimated my irresistible good looks.
20:41My irresistible charm.
20:44My tremendous animal magnetism.
20:51That woman is capable of sleeping with even a scarecrow.
20:58Harriet.
21:01But, honey, what's wrong with you?
21:06Harriet?
21:10I think it's a relief.
21:14Loreta is very attractive and I was afraid, well, that you would give in to temptation.
21:22I would have killed you, Carl.
21:29Honey, listen to me.
21:32You are the only woman I want.
21:35Today and always.
21:37Oh, darling.
21:48Oh, darling.
21:53Oh, darling.
22:12That music is coming from your underwear.
22:20Let's go upstairs, I'll explain it to you.
22:22Oh, darling.
22:26Oh, darling.
22:30Oh, darling.
23:09Thanks for watching the video.
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