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00:00Today, the world's clumsiest contestants have come to Humor Amarillo.
00:03Because although it may seem incredible, they did not come to win, they came to lose.
00:08Because nothing is what it seems in this hilarious program
00:13Inside header!
00:20Hey, you made a mistake, this header is not the one from Cudeirín
00:24This, this is it
00:25Chino Cureirín is here
00:31If we are not going to laugh anymore
00:35You run to Altarquiva without stopping
00:37Yellow Humor is back now
00:41Normally, people come to contests to win a prize.
00:48But this is not the case here, in which besides not winning anything
00:51You can take a few broken bones home.
00:53That's why today and only today, and without setting a precedent, we are going to change the rules of the program.
00:58Today we want to reward those people who punch so we can have a laugh.
01:03That's why today the one who gives the best shot will win.
01:06That is, the one who hurts the most, the one who is saddest and the one who causes the most pain.
01:09Welcome to the first ever World Championship of Pathetic Contestants
01:13And to continue in the line of the title of the program, Takeshi Jr. will introduce us to a henchman who is also very pathetic.
01:20It's Jaimito, the man who dresses up as a boy and thinks he's funny.
01:24Man, it's funny because everyone makes fun of his looks and laughs
01:27Pay attention to the bib, the shorts and the red nose that we are wearing.
01:32I think that look was already outdated in the era of TV clowns.
01:36This character will have a very pirate role in today's program.
01:39And up to here I can read
01:41Hydrocells!
01:42You're all pathetic, but only the most pathetic one will win.
01:45Who wants to take the title of pathetic contestant?
01:51You have many tickets, many
01:53Although it seems to me that you are not understanding a word of what I am saying.
01:56And since these contestants are Americans and don't understand anything
01:59Tony is going to give them a short language lesson and explain how to say ass in Japanese.
02:04It is important to know how to say it to tell the Japanese doctor that he broke it during a test.
02:09We see it and comment on it
02:10Exactly, if you have been paying attention, Ochichi in the front and Ochiri Shiri in the back
02:26Today's lesson, Ochichi, the reproductive organ, Ochiri Shiri, the ass
02:31Those have the Ochichi quite marked and the Ochiri Shiri directly in the air
02:36My goodness, come on, cover up your Ochiri or Ochichi or whatever.
02:39Good luck!
02:44Dolores, what are you going to do on today's show?
02:47Well, look, I'm going to lower my head like this, then I'm going to gather my strength, I'm going to approach the camera and I'm going to say
02:53Go for it!
02:54Hey, what's up? Well, with my reporting work, I can't do it.
02:57I haven't even taken on a job as a waiter to buy strawberries without cream for the caravan.
03:02It's hard, but it's all about the girls, right?
03:05Let's see, I think you asked me for a bravas, right? I think it was
03:10One with baby squid, one with Galician-style octopus, and one with tetilla cheese.
03:16That was it, that was what you wanted, wasn't it?
03:18No, you bastard, it wasn't that, you're always wrong.
03:22Welcome one more day to the Little Wall of China
03:27One more day, but not just any day, because now we are going to see a small sample of the level of pathos that the contestants can reach to win this championship.
03:35To begin with, you will notice it in the way they throw themselves down the slope, because it seems that they are going to hurt themselves on purpose.
03:41And whoever wins has to get a blow so big that it leaves everyone with their mouths open.
03:46And that is complicated
03:47There we have a man in his underwear, who has confused being the most pathetic with being embarrassing.
03:52Yes, because just by humiliating yourself you are not going to win this championship, you also have to take a very painful blow.
03:57There are others who prefer not to take a hit and celebrate it.
04:01Tabo, you're so happy you're eliminated, kid.
04:03And after this stealing blow, which is not bad, let's see how the American contestants do.
04:08Of course, these guys go in marine style and pass the test without breaking a sweat.
04:12They didn't understand what today's program was about and that's why they were eliminated.
04:15Tani has pushed the boobs of the contestant she taught Japanese to, to help him pass the test.
04:21The truth is that Tani has a big heart because touching that ass is very hard.
04:24But playing this other one is much more so.
04:27Come on up, there's no way I'm going to push you there, eh?
04:30Come on, I'm not going to get close, how scary, my goodness.
04:32Of course, how can you come to the program like this?
04:34If I have to look away from the fear that gives me
04:36And the bare-assed guy who mistook this for a nude beach passes the test.
04:41It's over, kid, but what are you doing there?
04:43Didn't you hear the whistle?
04:45You can go down now, you've lost.
04:47What are you saying?
04:49What am I going to do?
04:49You do what you want, but I'm telling you that you're eliminated.
04:53Come on, come down, kid.
04:54I don't care, it's out of self-pride
04:57But if you can't, come on, come down before you hurt yourself.
05:00Look, if you fall now, you're going to hit yourself.
05:02That you might win the pathetic contestant championship.
05:05It gives you an idea, come on, jump in
05:07Jump in, kid
05:08Come on, you'd rather pass the test before you win the championship.
05:11Well, yourself.
05:12Look how strange you are, huh?
05:14And what are you telling me?
05:15Well, nothing.
05:15What else?
05:17Well, I'm going to get some mud.
05:19Hey, what you're doing is a little weird.
05:21What do you want to pick up some mud for, kid?
05:24What's that for?
05:25To give it to you, Pepe!
05:26Juanito Calvici has put a sticker on his forehead
05:29And he turned off his wig, every day it becomes harder for him to break the chain
05:32And that's a little lie.
05:33This is the labyrinth of the pathetic chinotablo
05:35The contestants will fight to give the saddest performance.
05:38Be pathetic!
05:39Well, show him, kid!
05:40This one didn't have a bad entrance.
05:42Let's see if the job kills him.
05:43Or it remains just a good promise
05:46Juanito and Paco chase him
05:47And the kid shows his pathos
05:49Running like a scared child
05:51The ending was weak
05:52Kid, you're not passing!
05:56Let's see who shouts "marquillo"!
05:59This man is already starting badly
06:00Because the official yellow humor helmet has been changed
06:03For one who has brought from his home
06:04Yes, he said he didn't like the yellow humor.
06:07What is red?
06:07And the color red brings bad luck
06:09That's why he put on the yellow helmet
06:10And I wonder
06:11Are these contestants this stupid in their daily lives too?
06:15Even more
06:16I am married and have children, don't hurt me.
06:19Here we have the perfect example of someone
06:22That he will not achieve anything in the championship
06:23Of today's pathetic contestants
06:25I just can't stand that shit.
06:26That I have family and pets
06:28And a mortgage
06:29That I love her very much too
06:31No, that makes me nervous.
06:32Because it is emotional blackmail
06:34Emotional blackmail?
06:35Do you think that Paco and Juanito
06:36Do they allow themselves to be emotionally blackmailed?
06:38No, this is the only blackmail they accept.
06:40It is the economic one
06:41And although they are bad
06:42As you have heard something about children
06:43They think she wants to have them.
06:44And they perform the fertility rite
06:46What is this that you are seeing?
06:47In putting the belly black
06:49So that many little children come out of there
06:51How are you going to have children, girl?
06:53My glasses are cool
06:54Well, they are cool.
06:54But you don't see much, kid.
06:55Because it was opening the door backwards
06:57And if they are cool
06:58And he likes them so much
06:59Why do you leave them on?
07:00In the maze test?
07:02He's going to break them
07:02And we are going to have a day of pleasure
07:03And then he'll want us to pay for it.
07:05Wow, finally a pig!
07:07That I can reach the final
07:08From the pathetic contestant
07:09Although he hasn't broken his glasses
07:11It doesn't work
07:12I'm a little dirty
07:15Forgive me, please.
07:17This girl is a skater
07:18They just saw it
07:19But she is not just any skater
07:21It is the one in hypermarkets
07:23When the cashier doesn't know the price of something
07:24He sends her to look at it.
07:26And next to what he does in the hypermarket
07:27This is a walk for her
07:29And passes the test
07:30There are contestants whose strength comes out through their mouths.
07:38They shout a lot
07:39They are very cocky
07:40And when the moment of truth arrives
07:41Nothing at all
07:42And we don't know why.
07:44It's especially fun to humiliate them.
07:45They make fun of Paco and Juanito
07:47They make fun of Takeshi Junior
07:51And we are making fun of it too
07:54Even if you don't see us
07:55Paco and Juanito are ugly
07:58Well, those words are going to cost this girl dearly.
08:01So expensive
08:02We want to let you know
08:03That the images you are going to see below
08:05They are extremely hard
08:06Yes, we had thought about censoring them.
08:08But we have told ourselves
08:09Why the hell?
08:10Although hard
08:11These images have to see the light
08:12For its general interest
08:13Clear
08:14Because two guys dirtying
08:15And picking up a girl
08:17That stirs
08:18It's a thing
08:19Of great general interest
08:20Come on, the same general interest
08:22That couples videos
08:24Getting it on on a beach
08:25And that is of great general interest
08:27Of course
08:27Where is the door?
08:29This contestant with that phrase
08:31It has already given us hope
08:33What can a contestant be?
08:35Very, very pathetic
08:37So let's see if our hopes
08:39They are confirmed
08:40Well yes
08:41What a slammed door he got in the face.
08:43Although the poor guy pretends to try to escape
08:45He has clearly let himself be caught
08:47Because that's what he wants
08:48It's winning the championship
08:49He wants Paco and Juanito
08:51They throw him through the air
08:52Very high
08:53And that is what he asks of them
08:54Throw me away!
08:55Please, far away
08:57A good fall
08:58But I'm not that excited about it, kid.
09:00It hasn't been the bomb either.
09:02I'm 65 years old!
09:04What really matters about this man
09:05It's not your age
09:06But its energy
09:07I could have chosen
09:08A wide variety of excursions
09:09With the INSERSO
09:10And it has come to yellow humor
09:12He could be playing with his grandchildren at home.
09:14But he preferred to come and play with Paco and Juanito
09:16To the labyrinth of the chinotaur
09:18And he could be taking a bath
09:20In the municipal swimming pool
09:21That is right next to your house
09:22And he preferred to give it to him
09:23In that lake
09:24Of fetid water
09:25This man has touched our hearts.
09:27And that's why we're going to ask Pepe
09:29Do an in-depth interview with him.
09:31About a minute or so
09:32What was it like coming to compete in Humor Amarillo?
09:36Because it made the relative happy
09:37That he is a big fan of the program
09:38Could I do something youthful?
09:40Let's see
09:41I'm going to do something very funny
09:43I put the pink wipe on the floor
09:45Thus extended
09:46Do you see it?
09:48And this is super fun
09:49Then you do like this
09:51So
09:51And you take it
09:53And he plays it, father.
09:54Are you senile already?
10:02And 97 people
10:06That is, 100 minus 3
10:07They remain in the championship
10:08Of today's pathetic contestants
10:09Oops
10:11Being a waiter is very hard.
10:12Why are they all talking to you at once?
10:14And then I don't remember
10:15From what they have asked me
10:16Let's see
10:18It was a grilled cuttlefish
10:20A little ham one
10:22And another one of squid
10:24No, Pepe.
10:26You're writing everything down wrong.
10:28Joy, what do you want me to do?
10:32Do I have the memory of a goldfish?
10:34This is the waiter
10:34It's very hard
10:35Come on, stop throwing water at me.
10:37It's cool
10:40The monster of the dirty lagoon
10:43I would win any competition
10:45Of pathetic uncles
10:45But he is out of the competition
10:47Welcome to
10:48The ironing board
10:50I am a bird
10:51Let's see
10:52That the contest is not going on
10:53Who is he most hung up on?
10:54But of who performs it
10:55The most pathetic performance
10:56No, it's that this
10:57He's not crazy
10:58It's just a bird.
10:59But what are you telling me?
11:00This is a human being
11:01Well, to call it somehow
11:03No, no
11:03What is a bird?
11:04Look how it flies
11:04Raise your wings
11:06And walk
11:06Well no, it's not a bird.
11:07Look, between the pressing
11:08There is yellow humor
11:09You're staying a little over there.
11:10More or less like the following
11:12Look at my package!
11:13No, thank you very much for the offer.
11:15But I think we passed
11:16And look at how happy his face is.
11:18Heads towards the water
11:19Convinced that his thing
11:20It's going to be very pathetic
11:21And that he is going to win the championship
11:23I'll tell you later.
11:24If it seems that it has been left
11:25Nailed to the bottom of the lake
11:26That's what happens to you for going
11:27In underwear
11:29Already daughter
11:32But not so much
11:33Not so bald
11:34Where are you going with the heat?
11:35What are you doing with that black sweater?
11:36Long sleeves, aunt?
11:37By the way
11:38Pay close attention to the table
11:39That seems to move
11:40By remote control
11:42It's that in reality
11:43It moves by remote control
11:44Look
11:45We're going to leave it
11:46At the gates
11:46From the green arrow
11:47Almost about to pass
11:48And when it is believed that yes
11:50What's going to happen?
11:51The monster comes out
11:52And into the water
11:53Poor
11:54From the look on his face
11:55I think water has gotten into his nose.
11:58I'm going to win
11:59What did this guy say?
12:00What will win?
12:01And why does this one speak English?
12:03If we are in a Japanese program
12:04You already know
12:05Americans are very cool.
12:06Well, because you've been so cool.
12:08He deserves a good beating, man.
12:10But if a good blow is given
12:11He might even win the pathetic contestant championship.
12:13Well, with the crash he just got
12:15All over the belly
12:16He might even make it to the final.
12:17But before Pepe interviews her
12:19Who knows English
12:19Look
12:21I have a caravan
12:22For girls
12:23Titis
12:24Do you know
12:25Pretty girls
12:26Good aunt
12:26I like
12:27I like
12:28Very lot
12:28He's horny
12:30He's horny
12:30Do you understand
12:31Like a stick in a jewel
12:32Beautiful girl for my caravan
12:35Girl, come here
12:35Come here
12:36That, that
12:36Let them come
12:37And now we are going to read
12:38Some of the emails
12:39That you have sent us
12:40A humoramarillo
12:41Arroba4.com
12:42For example
12:43David de Granollers says
12:44That the church should rethink
12:46The Ten Commandments
12:46So that there were eleven
12:48The new one would be
12:48See yellow humor
12:49Every weekend
12:50Well, nothing, David.
12:51We're calling Benedict right now.
12:53And that's done
12:54There are also many emails
12:56They ask us for Tani's phone numbers
12:57By Paco Peluca
12:58From Pinky Winky
12:59And many more people
13:00But you will understand
13:01That we can give you their numbers
13:03Because they are top secret
13:04And anyway
13:05Even if we gave them to you
13:06You weren't going to understand anything
13:08Because they speak Japanese
13:09And now we are going to read
13:10An email
13:10From an admirer of ours
13:11It says so and so
13:13I commit
13:13To do all kinds
13:14Dirty work
13:15And despicable
13:16For your company
13:17If you remove those commentators
13:18Never
13:19And I say never
13:20Hearing such unpleasant voices
13:22And cumbersome
13:23They couldn't have done worse.
13:24Know that I watch the program
13:25With the radio on
13:26Two things, colleague.
13:27A
13:27What mission do you set for yourself?
13:29To accompany a good yellow
13:30It's out of curiosity
13:31More than anything
13:31And two
13:32Much to offer you
13:32Much to offer you
13:33But you haven't signed the email.
13:34And you have put the contact phone number
13:36Hey smart guy
13:36Let's see if it's all lip service.
13:38Well, I really do.
13:39It's that I have the house
13:39That needs a good review
13:41I don't have internet
13:42Well if you don't have internet
13:43My friend
13:44You can't send us emails.
13:45So funny
13:46Like the ones we just read
13:48Although as it is
13:49The DSL issue
13:50It's almost better not to use the internet.
13:51That
13:52You concentrate
13:52In doing something pathetic
13:53To win the championship
13:55As I don't know for example
13:56Pass the test
13:57And at the last moment
13:58Fall into the water
13:59That would be nice
14:00I would give you many points
14:02Come on, do it, aunt.
14:03You'll see
14:04You still win
14:04No woman
14:08You had to fall
14:09If not, it's not pathetic.
14:10How smiling I am, right?
14:11This guy is so cheerful
14:13He came with his son
14:14Listen to the little one
14:15My goodness
14:20He looks like the child of the prophecy
14:21Could it be the devil reincarnated?
14:23Man
14:24According to his parents no
14:24He's a super nice little boy
14:26But if we take a closer look
14:28We'll see
14:28Something very surprising
14:30Please plug in the child
14:31He is possessed
14:33We were right
14:34Well, Pepe is going to interview this family.
14:36May nothing happen to him
14:37It is said that his son
14:38He is the antichrist
14:39They are a little exaggerated
14:42Man
14:42It's bad
14:43But not so much
14:44Yes, but it has
14:45The very face of the devil
14:46Don't know
14:48Pepe
14:48That I am a devil
14:49You keep quiet
14:50I'm not talking to you.
14:51Satan
14:52What am I talking about?
14:53With the elderly
14:54Let's see
14:54You were telling me that
14:55Pepe
14:56If he tells me to shut up again
14:57I cast a curse on you
14:58No please
14:59Don't do it to me
15:00Alzamburger!
15:03I'm super pathetic!
15:04That's it, dear contestant.
15:06You have to prove it
15:07For now, his jump
15:08It's not pathetic at all
15:09But it improves a lot in the fall
15:11One foot has gone to talk
15:12And the other to Cuenca
15:13Nothing more and nothing less
15:13Oh, how he runs!
15:15It's a great promise
15:16The pathos
15:17But his fall
15:18It has been very conventional
15:19This is how they fall
15:20Two out of three contestants
15:21And here we have a man
15:23That has come directly
15:24From work
15:24A yellow humor
15:25He wants his colleagues
15:26See how pathetic it is
15:28Of course they already knew it.
15:29This contestant
15:30He brought his own helmet from home
15:32He has been confused
15:33This is the first world championship
15:34Of pathetic contestants
15:36Not geeky
15:37And there we have a kamikaze
15:38But let no one be confused
15:39Kamikazes when they want
15:41They also know how to be very pathetic
15:42For the Emperor!
15:47Oh, what a disappointment!
15:49What a huge disappointment I have!
15:50And what's wrong with this one?
15:51That has also been confused
15:52I thought it was today's turn
15:53The Slow Contestants Championship
15:55And she's scared
15:56Good girl
15:57Even if you are slow
15:58You can also be pathetic
15:59If you put your mind to it
16:00Prove it!
16:01Come on!
16:02Very good!
16:03You are a champion!
16:06And what does this one have behind it?
16:07Hanging from the shirt?
16:09It is a cape made with socks
16:10Man is pathetic
16:12But not enough
16:13Eliminated, kid!
16:16And pay attention because this kid
16:18It comes very concentrated
16:19It shows that he is a professional
16:20Of pathos
16:21But a well-paid professional
16:23It's that pathos pays very well
16:25And this contestant
16:27What is he wearing on his shirt?
16:29He says it's a surprise
16:30That will leave us all speechless
16:31Let's see
16:33Please show me the surprise!
16:35Go on!
16:36How original!
16:37Well, let's interview him.
16:38Let's see what is said
16:39The original
16:40The one with the clamp
16:41Clear!
16:42You're a funny guy!
16:43Well, look!
16:44My wife told me
16:45If you fall
16:45Put on the clamp!
16:47Then you're a wimp!
16:49Well yes!
16:49A bit!
16:50A little bit much!
16:51And did he tell you anything else?
16:54Well no!
16:54Nothing else!
16:55Oh yeah!
16:56Told me!
16:56Say hi when I interview you, Pepe!
16:58But he's a ball!
17:00And 52 contestants
17:01They keep trying
17:02Show the world
17:03That they are the most pathetic
17:04Well
17:06Let's see
17:07If we clarify now
17:08With today's menu
17:09I do it for the last time
17:10Hey?
17:11So pay close attention.
17:12Let's see
17:13I have written down
17:15Two shrimp
17:16And three of baby squid
17:18And if anyone wants more
17:19Raise your hand
17:20Because I am what I have here
17:21Wait Pepe
17:22I'm already raising my hand.
17:24And everything is ready
17:27On the three-song circuit
17:28Hello pirates!
17:30I was looking for Valentino Rossi
17:32But I don't see him around here.
17:33It was to ask him to sign my autograph.
17:35As I also go with Rossi
17:37Do you get it?
17:38Well, nothing.
17:38Let's look at today's runners
17:40We're going to have a great time pirate.
17:41My goodness
17:50How sad, isn't it?
17:51Go ahead pirates!
17:52And I wonder
17:53How many cubic centimeters
17:55Do you have these motorcycles?
17:57Well, between one
17:58None I think
17:59And this one
18:00The escapee
18:01He did a wheelie
18:01Going down the hill
18:02It has been very generous
18:04With that little horse thing
18:04That's just how I am
18:06And attention
18:06We arrived at the chican
18:08We call it the chican
18:09To give it a little more excitement
18:11But in reality
18:11It's a narrow bridge
18:13Surrounded by water
18:14And the escaped
18:15He remains on the loose
18:16While the other runners
18:17They receive a ration
18:18Of toxic gases
18:19Let no one worry
18:20It's smoke coming out
18:21From the exhaust pipe
18:22From a car
18:22So it's more or less deadly.
18:24And the escaped
18:25It has no problems
18:26Upon reaching the last curve
18:27It has no problems
18:28He's just tired.
18:29And he goes to bed
18:30It costs a little
18:31But it is already very close
18:33From the goal
18:33Grand hard finale
18:34The escapee
18:34Stop being escaped
18:35And becomes the second classified
18:37And while they celebrate this
18:39We are going to witness the neck-breaking
18:40From one of the motorcyclists
18:41Specifically
18:42The last classified
18:43There we see it
18:45The pathetic moment of the test
18:47He has left his neck
18:48Against the ramp
18:49Oops
18:49This hour has left
18:50The handsome motorcycle seat
18:51With those mini panties she's wearing
18:53I've done everything I could
18:54But it's going up a puncture
18:55I shit on!
18:56Hey bike!
18:57Let's see how you do it
18:58It looks like a horse
19:01Instead of a motorcycle
19:01TRUE?
19:02Now I'll give you a sugar cube
19:03Come on
19:03Go ahead pirates!
19:14I think these girls
19:15They have never seen a motorcycle in their life.
19:16What a sad way
19:18To imitate the noise of the engine?
19:19And if before we had an escapee
19:20Now we have a straggler
19:22It seems that it can't reach the pedals.
19:23Four riders in a row at the chicane
19:26While the fifth
19:27Still almost at the starting line
19:28Now they get a little pollution
19:31And so we give it to him
19:32Realism on the run
19:34This is what a real motorcycle race looks like
19:36And there in the distance
19:37We see the straggler
19:38Still trying to climb the hill
19:40Attention
19:41A runner is about to fall
19:43Thank goodness he's wearing a helmet.
19:44What if not?
19:44I was being ironic, wasn't I?
19:46Well yes, a little bit
19:47And there we have the woman in red
19:48That takes a lot of advantage
19:49Compared to its other competitors
19:51Well, it has just been left.
19:53Well, we don't say what was just left
19:54Because it sounds ugly
19:55And finally
19:56Win
19:57Now someone put some ice on it.
19:58Because the girl seems
19:59That she is a little sore
20:01And let's see who is the second
20:02The second to leave that embedded in the motorcycle
20:05Well it seems we have already completed the drawer
20:08They enter the goal
20:09The other two classified
20:11And we leave it here
20:12Because if we have to wait for the other two
20:14We are until the day of final judgment
20:16To the roll
20:29And as it could not be otherwise
20:31In the first championship of pathetic contestants
20:33Spring rolls could not be missed.
20:36Pathetic
20:37Come on, prove you're pathetic, kid.
20:39Very well, champion
20:41I love you, Takeshi
20:46This girl is wearing on her t-shirt
20:47Takeshi's portrait
20:49Not anymore
20:50He left it stamped on the roll
20:52Let's see how it went for Takeshi.
20:53He is outraged
20:54Look at that, doing that with his portrait.
20:56I haven't shaved!
20:58Thank goodness he said so.
20:59Because if not
21:00I thought those shadows in his armpits
21:02They were made of clay
21:03No, man, no.
21:03Look how he grabs the rolls
21:05But what does it have to do with
21:06That has not been waxed
21:07So that it holds onto the rolls better?
21:09Well it's true, it has nothing to do with it.
21:11Nothing, Majo!
21:12You can fall now.
21:13He really has been a pathetic contestant, champion.
21:17Yes, laugh
21:18That you have done very well
21:19And pay attention to this kid
21:21He has promised us that he will make a tobles
21:23In time the rolls pass
21:25Although for the moment
21:26The only thing he has done
21:27It's breaking Tani's cane
21:29Hey, toners
21:30Let's take a photo
21:31This has never happened in a yellow Moor.
21:33You're going to pay me for this, aren't you, Piltrafilla?
21:36Go on, go ahead
21:37If not, let people hit me with what's left of my cane.
21:39And the contestant heads off
21:41To do his pathetic tobles as he promised
21:43He almost fell
21:45But that's not what he came to do.
21:47Come on, kid.
21:48You have to show your skills
21:49Very good, there, very good.
21:50Start taking off little things
21:51Incredible, he took off his shirt
21:53The lacazones almost broke
21:54And pass the rolls
21:56Three in one
21:57This woman has interpreted
22:04A popular Japanese carnival theme
22:06But he made a mistake
22:07You have to sing it with a mask on
22:09If not, what happens happens.
22:10That you can be left without a face
22:12And drown in the dirty water
22:13Well, let's interview her.
22:15How well do you sing?
22:17I look at it
22:18What you want is to take me to the caravan
22:19No, woman.
22:21Don't be evil-minded
22:22Go on
22:22What do you have there?
22:23I'll see
22:24I'm going to examine it a little.
22:26You're a snot!
22:28I'm so pathetic!
22:30Oh, I don't know, eh
22:31How serious
22:31I think this is not pathetic at all.
22:33It is certainly very professional.
22:35How well the rolls jump
22:36This one doesn't win the championship
22:38No way about pathetic contestants
22:39Well, in the end it came up
22:41Well, in the end it fell apart.
22:42And we must distinguish well
22:44What a pathetic contestant
22:46What a loser contestant is
22:48The pathetic one has no chance of winning
22:50It is sad and regrettable by definition
22:53The loser, on the other hand, is the one who puts in a lot of effort
22:55Even life is at stake
22:57And in the end
22:59He hits it like a pathetic person
23:01This is a loser
23:03Be very careful
23:04I'm a pathetic Yankee!
23:07Of course!
23:08And you look like one.
23:10Of the good ones, too
23:11But be careful
23:12That in the United States
23:12Pathetic means something different.
23:14In the USA
23:15Even the pathetic ones
23:17They have to be winners
23:18As the American saying goes
23:20If you're going to be pathetic
23:21You must be the biggest pathetic in the world
23:23Look, this is about getting a good bag.
23:25Well no, the American has to win.
23:27If they really do their thing,
23:29But let's see the replay
23:31From this very irregular performance
23:32It hasn't been very pathetic
23:34But the kid gave us a few dollars.
23:36So that we could repeat it
23:37He wants to be seen at home.
23:38These real Americans
23:40Are these Americans for real?
23:40What are they like?
23:43Vote, vote for my ball, you piltrafilla
23:45But vote on the contestants' faces
23:46You'll see how much fun we're going to have.
23:48Who is the duo?
23:50The pirates!
23:51And how did you make friends in Japanese?
23:54Friend!
23:54Who among our friend?
23:55Now you have to know!
24:01Yes, it seems yes, yes
24:02It's very sad
24:03Ana, dogfish!
24:06Mommy!
24:07Phew, I think this first contestant
24:09He's the one who was saying before that he loved his mom.
24:11It seems that she is older
24:12But he has matured very little.
24:14This test reminds him of when he was beaten.
24:16In the schoolyard the mayorzotis
24:18And then he screamed
24:19Let my mom come! Let my mom come!
24:22As he is doing right now
24:23Don't hit me, please! Don't hit me!
24:26I'll tell you, mom!
24:27The pirate duo and their new friend have no mercy.
24:30Mom, help!
24:31They want to hurt me! They're bad guys!
24:33And in the end the kid was right.
24:35They have hurt him
24:36It's been pretty, pretty pathetic.
24:39But the pirate duo, now trio, is happy
24:43And there's the mom I was calling.
24:45He has come to avenge his son
24:47Because she already knew they were going to hit her.
24:49But the child, wherever he goes, gets hit
24:51It will show you that you don't have to be afraid of balls.
24:54The balls are good
24:55They are your friends
24:57Instead, what you have to be very careful with
24:59It's with the bridges
25:00Well, now we'll see who the child came from.
25:03If to your mother or your father
25:05Who is the pathetic one in the couple?
25:07Well, it's very clear, the mother
25:09Tani is devastated
25:10But if it wasn't your fault, it was the lady's fault.
25:13Chinorri!
25:15It's him! It's Chinorri Cudeiro!
25:17The best contestant in the history of yellow humor
25:19Come on, Chinaman! Cheer up! Show the world what a truly pathetic contestant is!
25:24And besides, he is polite
25:26They wear the shirt as you are in English
25:28If this man really knows how to conquer us
25:31Come on, Chinaman! That was a good one! Take a pathetic fall!
25:35No! You've killed the Chinese Cudeiro!
25:39I certainly already have a winner, even if he's dead.
25:41And this one tied around his neck?
25:44A bib? A giant tie? A napkin?
25:47It's a handkerchief! This man is the Japanese Leonardo Dante.
25:50And he has promised to do the handkerchief dance on the bridge
25:54Receive the golden ball and the dance begins
25:57But man, dance, dance so we can see you, you do the handkerchief dance, very well.
26:01Is that the dance? They're going to be sloppy, come on, man!
26:04The pathos of the contestants is fading, it is becoming sadder and sadder.
26:08Hello!
26:09This girl isn't interested in winning the pathetic contestant championship.
26:14She wants to be a news anchor
26:16Well, you've come to the right place.
26:18As Iñaki sees it, he will surely hire her.
26:21Definitely, Dani has to stop her because the girl is going to be very excited.
26:25Stay, stay there, Pitrafilla, don't move! Stay still!
26:28I'm going to throw the rocket at you, stay there, stay
26:30The girl has agreed to climb onto the bridge on one condition.
26:34Let's not hit her in the face with balls
26:36But since she doesn't trust, she covers herself just in case.
26:38It almost ripped her arm off, but we didn't hit her in the face.
26:41How nice we are! We are very, very nice!
26:45Come here, calm down, calm down girl, calm down, you're very nervous, you're upset.
26:49I'm so scared! They almost left me without a face.
26:53Come on silly, take a breath, breathe a little, nothing happened.
26:56Come air in, air out, air in, air out
27:00Hey, what are you looking at?
27:02Nothing, the drawing on your t-shirt, which is very cool
27:04The child suffers because he had not noticed the shirt
27:07And pay close attention to this contestant, because he is so pathetic that he just wanted to go up to the bridge to say something silly.
27:13At the moment he doesn't say it, he just does it.
27:15He's concentrating, it's going to be a very good nonsense because he's taking his time
27:20Come on, call it a day, man!
27:25Nuisance!
27:25And that's it? You're not going to do anything else?
27:30Ah, well thank goodness, it was a pretty, pretty pathetic performance.
27:35What a silly thing it is!
27:37And we're going to see a famous Japanese mime.
27:39He's going to do the number that has made him a hit all over the world.
27:41The number on the glass wall
27:43That's not the birth, now yes
27:46Hey, isn't this the one who left her crotch on the bike earlier?
27:49Well yes, it's her, that's why she protects herself so much now
27:52And I always wonder, do mimes scream?
27:55Well, we're going to see that right now.
27:57Come on, Tani, throw him a ball, let's see what he does.
27:59Damn! They really scream!
28:03It has left me deaf
28:05But it's very funny
28:06Hey, please throw him another ball so he can scream.
28:08Please, please, throw him another ball.
28:10Please, please
28:11Throw away that area that is covered
28:12But hey, stop dancing and throw it at him already
28:14I think this mime is overacting a lot, huh?
28:20Now he's not overacting
28:21He almost fell for real
28:23But we have to remember that this is the championship of pathetic contestants
28:27It's no use doing it right here.
28:29What counts here is the pathos
28:31If you want to win, you have to do something spectacular to finish your number.
28:34And the little screams are already very seen
28:37If you just let yourself fall, you will have lost.
28:39Because that has no merit
28:40But wait, he's trying to turn around.
28:42Come on, darling, if you want you can make a pathetic fall.
28:46You can do it, don't give up now
28:48Come on, it's not that difficult.
28:49Good!
28:50Thank goodness he fixed it in the end.
28:52Why are we asked to repeat the move?
28:54But if not, please scream, your head hurts.
28:56Of course, with the faces the girl makes
28:58No sound needed
29:00Shout in a very visual way
29:02And if you find one, mime it on the street.
29:05Give him a few euros, please.
29:06He has already sworn that he will decide the winner of today's championship.
29:09Let's see, Mr. President, tell us
29:12Who is the winner of the pathetic contestant championship?
29:15Well the jury is out
29:17And we have decided unanimously
29:19May the winner be the Chinese kudeiro
29:21We've thought about it, John, but we've decided it should be him.
29:24So the vote is unanimous
29:26Yes or no?
29:29Let's see it!
29:30Well, the winner of the first world championship of pathetic contestants
29:35It was the Chinese kudeiro
29:36Although since he died, he doesn't get any reward.
29:39We don't keep it for ourselves
29:40That's how smart we are
29:41Or as it is said in Japanese, the one who divides and distributes
29:43He gets the best part, of course he does.
29:45Thank you!
29:46Thank you!
29:47Thank you!
29:48Thank you!
29:49Thank you!
29:50Thank you!
29:51Thank you!
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