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00:00And, and, and! Get ready! Because the program you're about to watch today is...
00:04The Bomb!
00:05You will have to face six fearsome samurai at the same time.
00:09You will see how well I compete in the hamburgers.
00:11And you'll split your sides laughing at the schizophrenia I'm starring in.
00:14Because this is...
00:15Takeshi's Show!
00:16I mean, my show!
00:17From the great Takeshi Castle comes the ninjas' favorite show!
00:26But they clap, Junior!
00:28Oh, sorry, sorry!
00:29This is my show.
00:30And apart from canned applause...
00:32I want real applause!
00:34Let's see everyone!
00:35A big round of applause for the greatest showman on earth, please!
00:39Far better!
00:40That's how I like it!
00:41That's how I like it, Junior!
00:42Let's toast.
00:43Come on, Takeshi, for this cool program that's just starting.
00:46Come on, up to the center and...
00:48And what's next, Takeshi?
00:50What do you like most?
00:51Come in, come in!
00:52Get inside, everyone!
00:57Takeshi!
00:57Takeshi you are my idol!
00:58I was coming to see you!
01:00I'm the great showman Chinofuente and I make people laugh!
01:03I'll give you some tips!
01:05But Chinofuente, what are you doing smoking? You can't smoke here!
01:09What are you talking about, man!
01:10This is a lie, nothing is happening.
01:11Well, I brought you some gifts, Takeshi, so you can see how much I admire you.
01:15I brought you a shoe, because I lost the other one and this one is useless to me.
01:19And I also brought you dessert, which I have here.
01:21Take the banana!
01:22You're a slob, man!
01:24You have it there in the big package!
01:26Wow, but why instead of a yellow Moor today they show this Takeshi who is worthless!
01:30I can't handle this, okay?
01:31Come on, let's go zapi.
01:32Oops!
01:32A documentary about dolphins?
01:34Passing by, huh?
01:35If only it were sharks eating people, but dolphins are so good.
01:38that are not cool.
01:39Well, change.
01:40Go on!
01:41A classic old movie, with no action, no special effects, and no girls.
01:45running lightly dressed.
01:46Change, come on.
01:47Another history documentary!
01:49What is this?
01:50Is it true that they only show cultural programs on TV?
01:53There is no one to see her.
01:54What do you think about taking a look at some of the best moments of yellow humor?
01:57Oh, okay, cool.
01:58We could start with that time when Spaniards competed on an international program.
02:02And Clark enters at the front of the troop, reaches the sliding wall.
02:06A wall that shattered the hopes of many countries to win a medal.
02:10And this is the bad thing about including Westerners in the contest.
02:13That they are all super smart and instead of brute force, they use their heads.
02:18And here the only thing the head is used for is to break it, not to think.
02:23Of course, because thinking is not fun.
02:26Now they're all making a human mountain and...
02:28Where are the hits, huh?
02:30Where are they?
02:30I want to see them.
02:31Where?
02:32Where?
02:33There are no blows at the moment.
02:34But we do have the typical pranks they do at school, such as taking off your pants in the middle of recess.
02:41The mountain of the Spanish has collapsed.
02:44But please, don't panic, we get nervous quickly, eh?
02:50Will you invite me to your house in Canada?
02:52It's that I live with my parents.
02:54It's all the same to me.
02:56Dad, I'm going to earn enough to buy a flat.
02:58No!
02:58And there we have an American who is an unemployed actress and Madonna impersonator.
03:07And he doesn't have a job because they say he overacts a lot.
03:13Damn, that's not overacting, that's super acting.
03:16Al Pacino is a restrained actor next to him.
03:18And we're going to connect with the Spanish, to see how they're doing.
03:24Well, not very well, but let's not panic, there's still a lot of testing to be done.
03:29Specifically, there are 30 seconds left.
03:31So, either a miracle like the one in Malta comes or we fall here.
03:34But even Clark Kent has managed to pass the test and has not needed to transform into Superman.
03:50That voice just said the test is over.
03:55Well, the countries eliminated so far have been...
03:58Only Spain.
04:04Let's go now!
04:21Why are you putting Takeshi's show on again?
04:23Nah, I was just going to see if I'd improved, but I can see I hadn't.
04:26My goodness, but this issue was already old, back in the days of Directísimo.
04:30Well, we could see another great moment of yellow humor.
04:32But which one?
04:33Well, that mythical super labyrinth of the Chinotaur.
04:36Yes, because today Juanito and Paco are proud to welcome you to...
04:42Super Chinotaur Maze!
04:44It's like the maze, but super.
04:46That is, much bigger.
04:48Like 10 times bigger out there.
04:50And since it's much bigger, there are also more contestants.
04:54Oh! A lot!
04:56This looks like the sales!
04:58Before it was one at a time.
05:00But if we do this maze one at a time, we could be here until tomorrow.
05:05The contestants enter in a pack.
05:07From here they look like little ants.
05:09Wow! What a view!
05:10Where is the camera positioned to get that cool aerial shot?
05:13Well, the camera is in an alien spaceship that beats some Martians at cinquillo.
05:19Wow! Really?
05:20What's up? What's up? I don't know how to play cinquillo.
05:22Maybe some of you are asking yourselves a question.
05:25Where are Paco and Juanito?
05:27That's it. Where are they?
05:29No, I was wondering that too.
05:31Have they hidden or what?
05:32Well, man, it makes sense.
05:34You see 200 people coming, some of whom have been partying since New Year's Eve,
05:37and it is common to hide.
05:39The doctor and nurses have gone missing.
05:42But if they have been lost or have wanted to be lost to play doctor.
05:45As the contestants have just discovered, there is no way out of that tunnel.
05:49But of course, then the typical smart guy dressed as a Swiss comes along and tells them
05:53Man, guys, yes, there is a way out!
05:55Throw over there.
05:56And they all get back in.
05:57And Juanito and Paco are going to take action against that lone runner?
06:01Of course, they dare to do one, don't they?
06:03It's their thing, they're traditional.
06:05They've always done it with one, and now changing feels strange to them.
06:09And pay attention because now we'll see the cheerleaders who lead one of the groups.
06:13Not because they know the way, but because they are all like crazy following their skirts.
06:17And there we see the one in the traditional Swiss costume leading another group.
06:21If a guy like that can be a leader in yellow humor,
06:24Imagine what the rest of the contestants will be like.
06:27But let's see, Paco, Juanito, get your act together, everyone is coming.
06:31And the pack heads off to confront Paco and Juanito.
06:34Of course, they thought, hey, we're five against two.
06:37And they have all passed.
06:39Hey, now that I think about it, if there's no water here, how do we eliminate the contestants?
06:44Well, I was already saying that we were missing some details.
06:47What's everyone going through?
06:48Go with the super labyrinth of the Chinotauro.
06:51What a great idea the writers had today.
06:53Come on, Paco, Juanito, cover the exit, come on.
06:56It's not a very clean solution, but something had to be done.
06:58And now we're going to watch a funny sketch called the Takeshi family.
07:12It's heart-breaking.
07:13Kid, eat your shoe soup, it's going to get cold.
07:19Yes, daddy, yes.
07:20I wanted to go to the burger.
07:22Not a burger, it's a soup of burquerias.
07:24Eat your shoe soup.
07:26Oh, daddy, all the kids in my class are going...
07:28Can someone buy me some aspirin?
07:30I'm dying, please.
07:32Sure, sure, an aspirin for the young man.
07:34And if you want, I'll also buy you a flea-free blanket.
07:37Well, that wouldn't be bad, because they're eating me alive.
07:40Oh, you're such a whiner, Grandpa.
07:42Can you give me some soup and shoes?
07:44Come on, just a little bit alone.
07:46There isn't one for you.
07:47That you have already eaten a lot throughout your life.
07:49He's not ashamed, grandpa.
07:50Come on, just take a sip, try it.
07:53No, grandpa, no.
07:54Jump into bed with the fleas, man.
07:56Junior, did you like the comedy class?
07:57Ah, that was humorous.
07:58I thought this was a dragon that made me cry a lot.
08:01One of those that they put on in the afternoon.
08:03Oh yeah?
08:04Well, that, that, that's your fault, Grandma.
08:07I told you to be funnier.
08:09I think Grandpa is dead.
08:11Do you see it?
08:11And Grandpa is dead.
08:12This is good humor, it's the funniest.
08:15I think there is nothing more fun.
08:17Not even the pain ranking.
08:20We started in 10th place with a double corkscrew.
08:23And now we are going to see the sister of the Chinese Cudeiro.
08:26Come on, sister.
08:28No!
08:29You have killed the sister of the Chinese cudeiro!
08:33And in strong 9th place, Pringao.
08:36And why is he a loser?
08:37Well, look, for this.
08:41Words are unnecessary.
08:46And in 8th place, hitting hard in Finland, lost childhood.
08:50And we're going to see a boy who hasn't spoken to his mother for three months because she won't let him watch South Park.
08:59It bounces and his mother picks it up like a basketball.
09:02And in 7th place, he, the mini chino cudeiro.
09:07Come on, mini Chinese, you can do it!
09:09Come on, you're almost there!
09:11You only have one door left!
09:13Come on, with all your might!
09:19No!
09:20You've killed the mini chino cudeiro!
09:22And climbing, climbing, the woman with the pole.
09:30But watch out, here comes the girl we've been waiting for!
09:34It starts off a little badly, but it recovers very quickly.
09:36Bit!
09:37But not for long.
09:40He failed to understand the message that destiny was sending him.
09:43This stumble was not without reason.
09:50It was a warning.
09:51Don't jump because it's going to be worse.
09:54And in 5th place, the German Cudeiro.
09:57He is the coolest German in the country.
09:59See why.
10:03Inciting someone to throw you down is almost...
10:04...almost like signing a death warrant.
10:06And apart from having his pants ripped, they're about to break other things, like his head.
10:12And at 4-4, bouncing!
10:15And pay attention to this kid who is going to take the term, leave it half-finished, to its maximum expression.
10:21This is simply unsurpassable.
10:24At number 3, land as you can.
10:28He's letting him get too comfortable.
10:30And both the contestant goes towards the exit, and Takeshi continues down.
10:34The contestant is super confident, huh?
10:38Well, don't get too confident, because you might get a surprise.
10:41Yes, we were indeed surprised.
10:43What a mess the friend has put in.
10:45And that wasn't in the script.
10:47What if we were left without a presenter...
10:49And the silver medal goes to...
10:51Thompson Gazelle!
10:52I'm going to jump the fence for my children who will be watching me at home.
10:55For your children, go straight to the wall and jump over it like a gazelle.
10:59I'm going to do it.
11:00And from now on call me Gacela Thompson, okay?
11:02Come on, champ, go for it.
11:04And this Thompson gazelle is going to dedicate the jump to her children.
11:12Let's watch the replay of the jump, because it's worth it.
11:17At number 1 of 1, the man without a face.
11:21This one needed new teeth.
11:23But well, that was the least of it.
11:25Psychological treatment was much more expensive.
11:32Although later with the new dentures his teeth looked very good.
11:34Wait, who are these people who are going to do something promising?
11:42The fact that?
11:43It's not what I think they're going to do with that cat.
11:45What's up?
11:46Yes, animals are loved here.
11:47They're just going to play with him for a little while.
11:49Look, look.
11:49And now...
11:50Phew, get this out of the way, we're still getting lawsuits from animal shelters.
11:55Okay, so let's look at tests that came out only once or twice that failed.
11:59And you may wonder what this is.
12:01Well, it's the new test, the deadly water park.
12:03A test that comes preceded by controversy.
12:05Yes, they came to inspect it and said it wasn't safe.
12:09But we don't care here, because the worse it is, the better for us.
12:13You can see from Takeshi's face that when we launch a test and the first one passes,
12:18that is a very bad sign.
12:19Of course, because we might have wasted a fortune and then this test would be of no use to us.
12:24Man, what we can do is sell it to the Grand Prix guys,
12:27that they give it a good output, that they have to modernize the heifer business and all that.
12:31This one is preparing for the angel jump.
12:34From the fallen angel.
12:36Because he's taken a real beating.
12:39Takeshi remembers the nice tackles he used to do when he was little,
12:43when he didn't know how to dive in.
12:47And this one has gotten the hang of the test and has shown that it makes no sense.
12:52No, because if you wait until the end and jump, it's super easy.
12:56Like this other one, who saw the previous one and got the trick.
12:59We are not doing this test anymore.
13:01We arrive at the cursed container, which is where he is about to get into.
13:04that poor man.
13:06That poor man will have to pull some pulleys to try to place the container
13:11on the platform and not on the mud.
13:14Then that poor man will pull a lever that will make him fall.
13:18About what? That's a question we'll soon find out.
13:22The poor man has strength in his hands and the container is quickly propelled towards the island.
13:28Well yes, that poor man is so strong that he has already gone too far.
13:33And as that famous slogan against alcohol consumption said,
13:36If you go too far, you'll miss it.
13:38The smile never leaves the poor man's face.
13:41The poor man is laughing his head off, despite the boost he's received.
13:56This one goes backward, now it goes forward.
13:59I mean, this one is more lost than the ones in the Lost series.
14:03Take the pun.
14:05A warning, don't do it again, okay?
14:07What? The wordplay or mentioning the competition?
14:10Both.
14:12He has always been a fan of female mud fights,
14:15so he comes back as if he were starring in one.
14:18If anyone doesn't have a good time, it's because they don't want to.
14:23He is Harry Potter's first cousin.
14:28Hey, this is stuck.
14:29Well, go ahead and control it, go ahead and suppress it, man.
14:31I've already done it, but it doesn't work.
14:32Go on, turn it off and on. Come on, press the button, turn it off.
14:34This is still not going well, huh?
14:35If people stop seeing a yellow monkey, we have a crisis here.
14:38Sure, you're downloading stuff from emule all day and it crashes.
14:41Well, I close emule and it's fixed.
14:43Look, it's already working.
14:44He is Harry Potter's first cousin, who doesn't know as much about magic as his cousin, but has the same face.
14:51When he went to the optician he said, I want the glasses with the biggest lenses you have.
14:55They told him, but they are ridiculous.
14:57And he said, but I don't care, I love them, I love them.
15:00His powers tell him that he has reached the islet.
15:02Well, the powers work for him the same as for his cousin, male.
15:09Since he doesn't like being filmed, this contestant turns his back to the camera in the container.
15:14It should be noted that there is something much more dangerous than landing in the mud.
15:19Land on the edge of the platform.
15:21It's what they call the bearded vulture here.
15:23And this one seems to be heading straight for it.
15:30He made it, although he did more damage than if he had landed in the mud.
15:34Attack if you don't like celebrations, because you think they are out of place.
15:39And this, girls, is not your period.
15:42He is a contestant who is heading straight for the bearded vulture.
15:44And even if he is eliminated, he should be happy, because it could have been much worse.
16:01We welcome the last contestant of this test.
16:04It's covered in mud and that's a very bad sign.
16:06You know what I'd like to see now?
16:08That?
16:09A montage with all the falls in a row, one after the other.
16:12Well, let's see, man.
16:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
16:44Hey, give me some advice for competing in Humor Amarillo, because I broke my nose in a competition and I don't want it to happen again.
16:50The course to compete in Humor Amarillo.
16:52We have received hundreds of emails with the same question.
16:55How can I participate in Humor Amarillo?
16:58The answer is simple.
16:59Buy yourself a time machine and travel back to 1986.
17:02Go to Japan and sign up.
17:04But, man, that's impossible.
17:06We know.
17:07The other option is to convince the Duchess of Alba to let you have a million-hectare estate and you and your friends can build sets like those in Comedy Central.
17:15Yes, I would like to do that, now.
17:17But don't worry.
17:19Until that time comes, we can do something for you.
17:22We can teach you how to overcome all the tests.
17:25Today we begin this course to compete in Humor Amarillo by telling you the tricks of the great chopstick.
17:31First lesson, distance.
17:34You have to measure carefully the meters that separate you from the mat.
17:37From the big chopstick to the platform there are...
17:39Six meters thirty-two centimeters.
17:41And from the big stick to the mat there is...
17:43Four twenty-five.
17:45So the total distance is...
17:46Ten with fifty-seven.
17:48And the contestant has thought...
17:49Ten with thirteen.
17:50That only means one thing.
17:53Damn you!
17:53You have killed the Chinese cudeiro!
17:55But, man, let me warn you that this was the Chino Cudeiro and we didn't use him as a guinea pig.
17:59Step two, speed.
18:00Speed is the result of combining the distance to the mat, which is...
18:05Ten with fifty-seven.
18:06The size of the pole.
18:08Four point sixty-two.
18:09And the brand of the contestant's shoes, which are almost always from the brand...
18:12Births.
18:13If we multiply the distance by the brand of the shoes divided by the pole, the result is...
18:17Twenty-six kilometers per hour.
18:19And the contestant thought he should take...
18:21Thirty-two.
18:22It's going to pass.
18:23You see, it does happen.
18:25Step three, the tilt.
18:27We will find out what the correct degree of inclination is for the pole to take.
18:30We know that the speed must be...
18:32Twenty-six kilometers per hour.
18:34The pole measures...
18:35Four meters sixty-two centimeters.
18:37And the helmet weighs...
18:38One kilo nine hundred grams.
18:40The pitch is equal to the square root of the hull plus the pole size divided by the speed.
18:44And the result is...
18:45Forty-five point six degrees of inclination.
18:47And we see that the contestant has done the calculation like crap.
18:50Three hundred and sixty degrees.
18:52Nothing more. A new edition of... coming soon.
18:54Course to compete in yellow humor.
18:57A tightrope walker with a plate.
18:59We'd better liven this up with something really strong.
19:01I know what with.
19:02With the legendary sumo test between fathers and sons.
19:06Let's go see it.
19:07We arrived at Consumo Gusto.
19:09It's not that we're very pleased about it.
19:10That's what the test is called.
19:12This time, parents and children will fight together against sumo wrestlers.
19:17Well, we call them sumo wrestlers for the sake of it.
19:21Because as such there is only this big guy.
19:23Because Pinky Winky, Harry Potter's cousin, this guy in green who makes suspicious movements and this Weebol, don't seem too dangerous, to be honest.
19:32The first to jump at the noise are this mother who looks like Yoko Ono's twin sister and her little offspring.
19:40They have Pinky Winky.
19:43Yoko grabs some salt and throws it on the ground.
19:45The boy takes some salt and throws it at Pinky Winky, who laughs.
19:49Poor Pinky Winky, who would already be in serious trouble if he faced the boy alone, has very little chance, and on top of that, a furious mother grabs him by the leg.
19:59But they have a hard time throwing it to the ground.
20:00Pinky returns as best she can.
20:02And in the end, in the end, all three of them fell.
20:05First the mother, then Pinky and last the child.
20:09Takeshi tells Yoko and his son to move on to the next phase.
20:12And this is a warning to Sumo wrestlers.
20:15They have to defeat both, the father and the son, the mother and the son.
20:20It's not enough to throw one on the ground.
20:22This lady in yellow and her daughter have been lucky too.
20:24They've got the Weebol.
20:26What we don't know is whether, in addition to luck, they will also have the strength to get the Weebol out of the circle, because a Weebol weighs a fortune.
20:33And they push, push, push with all their might.
20:37But until the doll's head touches the ground, they won't have defeated him.
20:40And watch out for the recoil, it almost killed her.
20:44Well, on to the next phase.
20:46What memories I have of Weebol when I was little, huh?
20:49Did you have one?
20:50Well no.
20:51And here we have the mother who had lost her daughter Cristina, who has brought out the green color.
20:57Color that corresponds to the boy who has a serious problem being a Sumo wrestler.
21:02He is overweight.
21:03No, that's okay, no.
21:05His problem is that he is a good person.
21:08He doesn't dare push these two women.
21:09It seems to you that it is not right.
21:11It's not fair what happened to them.
21:12And there comes your second problem.
21:14That this lady and her daughter are not good people.
21:17And they are willing to do anything to pass the test.
21:19Like grabbing the kid by the leg and spinning him around until he can handle himself.
21:24What good is strength if it's not accompanied by a little bad temper?
21:27You are welcome.
21:29And this kid, who looks like he's never broken a plate in his life, brings out the color red.
21:33The color of Harry Potter's cousin.
21:37This fight will last less than a piece of candy at the school gate.
21:39Harry tried to scare them with a slap, but it did little good.
21:46The child's innocent look says it all.
21:48I already endorsed you, mate, with that hairstyle that looks like a cow licked your hair.
21:51How sad!
21:52And here we have the Chinese Cudeiro and his son, the little Chinese Cudeiro.
21:57They take the color from Pinky Winky himself.
22:00What a responsibility for Pinky!
22:01Facing the very Chinese Cudeiro.
22:03But are you really sure this is the Chinese Cudeiro?
22:06That doesn't have a single hair of Chinese.
22:08Being Chinese is a state of mind.
22:10Well, Pinky Winky has flown.
22:12And the Chinese Cudeiro too.
22:15Well, you can tell me what you want, let it be a father and son.
22:18But I don't think they look anything alike, huh?
22:38Of course!
22:41And now Takeshi is going to show us his strength by facing six warriors at once.
22:47Attack!
22:48Take!
22:49Take!
22:50But...
22:50Take that, you bastard, for not paying me last month!
22:55But you're so stupid that you have to let them win.
22:59You're not really asking me, damn it.
23:01Take!
23:02Take it, take it, take it!
23:04I shit on everything that moves, you bastard!
23:07Oh, oh, Takeshi!
23:09Don't ask us, it hurts!
23:10I'm going to get you going!
23:11But why did you get so upset?
23:15Take!
23:16Take!
23:16Take!
23:17I'm going to beat the shit out of your kimono!
23:19Children!
23:19This dinner has been prepared by specialists.
23:21You don't see it at home.
23:22And now Tacos and hamburgers are competing.
23:24Put the video on!
23:26Okay, guys.
23:27Now it's time for the burgers.
23:29Remember that there are some that are fake, right?
23:30I'll go first, take the test, and then you come.
23:33Okay?
23:34Okay?
23:35Here I go.
23:36But are you going alone?
23:37You don't need to come with me.
23:39I concentrate better when no one is looking at me.
23:41Wow!
23:42Well here goes Taquesi.
23:44With a firm and determined step.
23:46It's not going to happen the first time.
23:47Their feet are going to fly over the burgers.
23:49Of course, he hasn't even touched a hamburger.
23:53It's just that the ground is a little slippery in that part.
23:57And pay attention because Taquesi and cousin Mario are trying again.
24:01They know that unity is strength.
24:03And that's why they hold hands.
24:05Well, nothing, just how they like to go hand in hand with their heads in the water.
24:10Well, cousin Mario must already have a breeding ground for weirdos in his gut.
24:15And if anyone thought Taquesi was going to give up, they were very wrong.
24:20Cousin Mario and he return to the shore with a single objective.
24:24Fall into the water again?
24:26No, pass the burgers.
24:28Very slowly.
24:29Yes, little by little.
24:31Before jumping, they check that the burger is in good condition.
24:35They've already taken enough risks.
24:37It's not a question of suffering for the sake of it.
24:40Besides, cheating once in a while isn't so bad either.
24:44Especially when you're the boss.
24:46Who's going to tell you anything?
24:48Of course, whatever Taquesi does seems perfect to me.
24:52And me, me too.
24:54And in the end, they succeeded.
24:57Hey, there's nothing better than seeing this one.
24:59Do you want to watch program 102?
25:01But we haven't done it yet.
25:02Well, I'll download it from the internet, you'll see how cool it is.
25:05Juanito Calvicius has escaped from his cage and is very dangerous.
25:09Animal has transformed into a spider and is also on the loose.
25:12And Paco Peluca's cell was left open, so it wasn't difficult for him to escape.
25:17Careful!
25:20Measured cry, ghost Cudeiro!
25:21To the circuit!
25:23Welcome to Hirohito Circuit.
25:24Where the contestants will have to overcome different obstacles.
25:28And reach the finish line before the little robot that walks on top of the scenery does.
25:31and is R2-D2's first cousin.
25:34This is the ghost Cudeiro.
25:35Chino Cudeiro died in the previous program, but his spirit has returned to overcome this ordeal.
25:40And since he's a ghost and ghosts are already dead,
25:43He keeps bumping into everything he finds in front of him, because he is not afraid.
25:46He was hit in the head by a rock and fell on those rolling Moorish spikes.
25:51He also swallowed a giant ball.
25:52Of course, since ghosts don't feel pain, it doesn't matter to him.
25:55Come on, Ghost Cudeiro! You're almost there!
25:58Careful, careful with that ball!
26:00No! You've killed the ghost Cudeiro!
26:03Ah, that's true, but he was already dead!
26:06Juan, hell is going to make fun of me!
26:08Do it, my trafilla!
26:09Very well done! Keep going, champion!
26:13This is the champion Cudeiro, the best contestant the Cudeiro family has ever produced in its long history.
26:18Although that's not a big deal either, because they're all equally useless.
26:21No, you have killed the champion Cudeiro!
26:24I killed myself, take it!
26:25I'm the original Chino Cudeiro!
26:27Wow, it's the original Chino Cudeiro, who always wore red!
26:30It is a color, as we all know, that attracts bulls and also Takeshi's servants.
26:34But don't be confused, the original Chino Cudeiro is just as clumsy as any other Chino Cudeiro.
26:39He shits the decor just like the other Chinese Cudeiros.
26:41He eats the balls like his relatives.
26:44Although the original Cudeiro Chino has a small difference with the rest of its congeners.
26:49He is so proud, so proud, that rather than be killed, he prefers to kill himself.
26:53No! The original Cudeiro Chino died on his own!
26:56Are you also a Cudeiro?
26:58Yes, but I'm not just any Cudeiro, I'm special.
27:00They call me Zobacazos Cudeiro for this.
27:02Look at my Zobaco!
27:04Oh my goodness, how the spoilers are singing! Get rid of him quickly, we can't be on the set here!
27:09Good! You've ruined Zobacazos Cudeiro!
27:12And now we can breathe fresh air, look how happy they are.
27:16I am the spoiled Cudeira girl!
27:17Spoiled girl Cudeira has always had everything she wanted.
27:20Designer clothes, luxury cars, world travel...
27:23But he felt like something was missing, the excitement of life.
27:26Well, take emotion, you've had a little bit of emotion.
27:29But be careful, the little robot is coming.
27:30And watch out! Watch out, the little robot has overtaken the little girl!
27:34And if he doesn't hurry, he'll reach the finish line before she can say...
27:37I swear to Snoopy!
27:38Spoiled girl Cudeira now wonders if she wouldn't be better off shopping with Dad's card...
27:43...or having a cocktail with her boyfriend Borja.
27:45Without a doubt, all spoiled children should come to Humor Amarillo...
27:48...to prove that life hurts.
27:50That if you want something, you have to work hard to get it.
27:53Because if you're spoiled, you've had everything handed to you and you're not used to working...
27:58...in the end you hit a wall, you freak out.
28:01And it's not a moral, eh?
28:02That life is pure and hard.
28:04Now you will see.
28:06Come on, spoiled girl!
28:07Run to heaven to see God!
28:08Come on, last time we put on Takeshi's show!
28:12What happened to your head?
28:14It's a message!
28:16For me?
28:17Well, it's for me, give it to me now.
28:18Come on, give it to me.
28:19Here, Lelo, come on.
28:20But this...
28:21This is in Spanish.
28:23No, you have it backwards!
28:24It's in Japanese!
28:25Come on, Lelo!
28:26Okay, Kiryu Takeshi, if you don't cancel your show so a Yellow Borja can come back...
28:30...would put you up on internet forums.
28:32How strong, isn't it?
28:34We interrupt to announce that due to very serious threats...
28:37...Takeshi's show has been removed from the schedule.
28:39To end on a happy note, let's go with a nice musical number.
28:42Sing well, you bastard, it's the end of the show!
28:45Come on, listen to the music get louder.
28:47Come on, listen to the music turn up!
29:07Oh, but what's going on!
29:28Yes, the final song was very nice, wasn't it?
29:30What do you think?
29:31It was cool!
29:32But why are tears flowing from your eyes now?
29:34Let's see, why?
29:35That I liked Takeshi's show.
29:36Whose?
29:37From Takeshi.
29:37Whose?
29:38From your mother.
29:39The Takeshi Show, that show is worthless.
29:41If you want, I can show you Pepe's show, which is currently playing in my trailer...
29:44...exclusively for you.
29:45It's super fun.
29:46There's a moment when I come out of a cake and everything.
29:49You like trash TV, huh?
29:50Do you like those bad shows?
29:52Well, mine is one of the best.
29:53Or as they say in Japanese, leave it.
29:55I like tomatoes better.
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