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00:05Oh, these would make great earrings.
00:10Man, fishing in Alaska.
00:12I wish I was going.
00:14Yeah, me too. Then I could have your room.
00:19Okay, kids, come on. Let's load up the car.
00:21Come on.
00:29Carl, I'm worried about those tiny prop planes.
00:32One big gust of wind and you're kissing a glacier.
00:35Risk and adventure is the whole point of a trip like this.
00:39Still, I wouldn't go all by myself.
00:42Well, I'm off.
00:46With all that dumping, I hope the fish are still jumping.
01:04It's a rare condition, this day and age
01:08To read any good news on the newspaper page
01:11And love and tradition of the grand design
01:14Some people say it's even harder to find
01:18Well, then there must be some magic clue
01:22Inside these gentle walls
01:26Cause all I see is a tower of dreams
01:30Real love bursting out of every scene
01:34As days go by
01:38We're gonna fill our house with happiness
01:42The moon may dry
01:45But we'll smother the blues with tenderness
01:49As days go by
01:51There's room for you, room for me
01:56For gentle hearts and opportunity
01:58As days go by
02:03It's the bigger love of the family
02:20For families
02:21Loretta, I think you'll like this neighborhood
02:23Friendly, family kind of folks
02:26No wild parties?
02:28Nope
02:29Darn, and I just unpacked everything
02:33Harriet, there's a car in the driveway
02:36In the old handsome place
02:37I guess some sucker finally bought that old shack
02:42Oh, hi
02:44Carl, this is Loretta McKay
02:46I'm the sucker who bought the shack
02:50Oh, well, I was just kidding
02:53It's a fine place
02:55Just slap a roof and a floor on that baby
02:57And bingo, you got a house
03:01Carl usually puts his best foot forward
03:03Instead of in his mouth
03:06Well, sit down, Loretta
03:08So, Loretta, if there's ever anything I can do to help
03:12Actually, there is
03:13Oh?
03:14Well, Carl, her hot water heater isn't working
03:17Oh, does it have a resume?
03:19I could ask around
03:24What can I say?
03:26I'm blessed with wit
03:29Come on, Loretta, let's have a look
03:31Oh, great
03:32And I'll go ahead and make dinner
03:34Welcome to the neighborhood, Loretta
03:35Thanks for the coffee, Harriet
03:37And you know, you have a lovely home
03:39Want to trade?
03:41For that old shack?
03:42Ha, ha
03:46You know, I really appreciate this, Carl
03:48Hey, my pleasure
03:51Harriet told me how wonderful you are
03:54But, uh, she didn't mention that you're incredibly handsome, too
04:22Hi, you ordered a rupee?
04:29You got a sec, my little pita pocket?
04:32Steve, I'm working
04:33I know, and the sight is sheer poetry
04:35When you sling hash, the angels sing
04:39What do you want, Steve?
04:41Oh, I have a present for you
04:44The star registry?
04:45Yeah, I've arranged to have a star named after you
04:48Celestial object number D-42750-B-6218
04:55Shall now and forevermore be called, uh, Lora
05:02Really?
05:03That's kind of neat
05:04Well, it's only natural that a heavenly body be named after a heavenly body
05:09Thanks, Steve
05:10I have to admit, I'm actually
05:12Touched
05:13Really, my little supernova?
05:15Enough to engage in a little lip wrestling?
05:18Hand me, baby
05:21I'd rather kiss a flagpole on a winter day
05:27Do you believe him?
05:29I think he's sweet
05:30Excuse me?
05:32And cute
05:33Excuse me?
05:36You're so lucky
05:37I wish Steve Urkel liked me
05:42Don't go away, I'll be right back
05:44Steve, we need to talk
05:45Let's sit down
05:47What's on your mind, my cute little comic?
05:53Steve, how long have we known each other?
05:55Nine years, three months, two weeks, four days, six hours, eight minutes, and fourteen seconds
06:01Fifteen seconds
06:02Sixteen seconds
06:03The point is
06:04The whole time we've known each other, you've been pestering me, hoping that I fall in love with you
06:09Oh, it's my most cherished dream
06:11Well, wake up
06:15It's not gonna happen
06:17Well, there's always hope, Laura
06:19What if we're standing on a desert island together?
06:21I'm a strong swimmer
06:25Well, what if I was the last man on earth and you are the last woman?
06:29Mankind would end with us
06:32So what are you trying to say?
06:35I'm saying that I will never, never, ever, ever fall in love with you
06:41Laura, that concept's hard to grasp
06:45Okay, then try this
06:47There's a girl over there who thinks you're sweet and cute
06:53Whoa, now that concept's even harder to grasp
06:57Yeah, girl over there
06:57Come on, come on
06:59Come on, come on
07:00Come on, come on
07:08Suzy, Steve Urkel
07:09Steve, Suzy Crenshaw
07:18Well, I'm just the third wheel here, so I'll just be
07:21Uh,
07:32Laura, is Steve actually sitting with another girl?
07:36Yeah, that's Susie.
07:38She actually likes Steve.
07:40Excuse me?
07:43Yeah, I got them together hoping they hit it off.
07:46Oh, and then maybe he stopped bugging you.
07:49Yeah, that's the plan, but I don't really expect it to work.
07:53Hey, did you know an elephant can be pregnant enough for two years?
07:59Did you know that ancient Egyptians shaved their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats?
08:06Gee, I wonder what they shaved when a relative died.
08:22So, me and my partner, we burst through the front door, and there we are standing face-to-face with
08:28a United States senator and his mistress.
08:31Oh, woo! Did you recognize him right away?
08:35Not because they took off the Zorro suit.
08:39Oh, Carl, you tell the most wonderful stories.
08:41Well, hey, I've lived quite a life.
08:45All right, you want to come in and say hi to Harriet?
08:48No, no, I've monopolized too much of your time already, but thanks for looking at my water heater.
08:54Hey, my pleasure.
08:55I'm just sorry I couldn't fix it.
08:56Oh, and I'm really sorry about that little explosion.
09:00Oh, don't worry.
09:02That wall needed to be knocked out anyway.
09:06Well, see you later, Loretta.
09:08I hope it's not too much later.
09:33Carl, for what?
09:37Do you know what time it is?
09:39Uh, 7.30, 8.
09:43It's 9.06.
09:45Well, you know the old saying, time flies when you're having to fix a water heater.
09:53Do you realize you missed dinner?
09:55Well, yeah, but, uh...
09:56I made flank steak, mashed potatoes, and butter beans.
10:00Oh, honey, good. I'm starved.
10:03I ate it all.
10:07Oh, well, I'll have a Pop-Tart.
10:11Why didn't you call?
10:13Well, Harriet, she just moved in.
10:15She doesn't have a phone hooked up yet.
10:17You could have walked over.
10:19All the way back?
10:21I should have done that.
10:22I should have done that.
10:24You do realize what's happening here, don't you?
10:27I think so.
10:28We're having an argument, and you ate my dinner.
10:33Tom Winslow, you are the most naive man.
10:36That woman wants you.
10:38For what?
10:41For the same reason that senator was wearing that Zorro suit.
10:47Oh, no.
10:49Oh, yeah.
10:52Oh, Harriet, you're way off base here.
10:54I am not.
10:55I'm a woman, and I know about these things.
10:56Well, I'm a man, and I can sense these things.
10:59Loretta McKay isn't after me.
11:01She just thinks of me as a tip-top, a number-one fix-it guy.
11:04Yeah, right.
11:05I'm telling you, it's not her water heater.
11:08She's looking to get fixed.
11:11But where are you going?
11:13To finish off the Pop-Tarts.
11:31Steve, look.
11:32Oh, yeah, sweet knees.
11:34It's our table.
11:54Thank you, Steve.
11:56Oh, that's okay.
11:57It was my turn.
12:02Steve, you're 15 minutes late for work.
12:05Yeah, I had to cover your tables.
12:07Sorry, I was shopping with my Sue's.
12:10Your Sue's?
12:11I only introduced you guys a week ago, and already she's your Sue's?
12:15Laura, I'm busy, okay?
12:19All right, my little crazy Suzette, it's time for your daily present.
12:27Steve's a locket?
12:29Steve's a locket?
12:29It's beautiful.
12:31Only when you wear it.
12:33Oh, Erky.
12:36Oh, please.
12:44Laura?
12:44All right. You okay, honey?
12:47I'm fine.
12:48Oh, good, because for a moment over there, it looked like you were a little jealous.
12:53But that's silly, right?
12:56Right.
13:10Father Winslow, what time is it?
13:12One minute later than the last time you asked me?
13:19Carl has been over at Loretta's for an hour and a half now.
13:22How long can it take to fix a leaky faucet?
13:24Well, Carl's doing it, so it might take two to three months.
13:33You're upset with him, aren't you?
13:35A little.
13:36I can tell.
13:38For the past week, you've been eating up all his favorite foods.
13:42Mother Winslow.
13:45I'm worried about Loretta McKay.
13:47I don't blame you.
13:49That floozy's trying to steal your husband.
13:52You think so, too?
13:54I've seen her kind before.
13:57She's a man burglar.
14:01Well, what should I do?
14:03Lock up Carl or knock Loretta upside the head?
14:05No, you do something else.
14:07Something much harder.
14:09What's that?
14:11Honey, you trust your husband.
14:16Hello, Steve.
14:17Sorry to get you out of the shower.
14:19Could you come over tomorrow morning, maybe?
14:22There's something I need to talk to you about.
14:24It's no big deal, really, but I'd feel better if I get it off my...
14:34Hi, Laura.
14:35I would have been here sooner, but my mom made me put on a towel.
14:39So what did you want to talk to me about?
14:42You and the Seuss.
14:44Ah.
14:46Is it possible that the green-eyed monster of jealousy is rearing its ugly head?
14:52Actually, it was.
14:53Uh-huh.
14:54For a second.
14:57This afternoon, when you were calling Susie those pet names and giving her gifts.
15:01Your heart ached, and you were willing to do anything, even because McMurder didn't win me back.
15:07Steve, I'm talking.
15:09Oh, sorry.
15:11Pay attention, because this is hard to explain.
15:17Steve, ever since we've met, you've been like a whining, buzzing mosquito.
15:23I keep swatting at you, but you just refuse to be squashed.
15:27That's me, the unsquashable Oracle.
15:31But then you start buzzing around Susie.
15:34And for a second, I actually almost missed your obnoxious grating presence.
15:41But then I came to my senses, and the reason I asked you over here is to tell you that
15:46I'm happy for you and Susie.
15:48In fact, you guys are the perfect couple.
15:52Oh, well, actually, we're an ex-couple.
15:57Say what?
15:58Well, a week ago, Susie was a shy, fragile flower afraid to open.
16:03But I applied a generous sprinkling of Oracle Miracle-Gro, and lo and behold, she blossomed.
16:10And I'm proud to say that an hour ago, I introduced Susie to the captain of the chess club.
16:16What?
16:17You went through all that trouble bringing her out of her shell just to lose her to Doyle Easterwood?
16:22That was my intention all along.
16:28However, my masterful plan seems to have had a serendipitous side effect.
16:38You missed me.
16:39For a second.
16:40Oh, that's long enough to give me hope.
16:43I love you, Laura.
16:45Go home, Steve.
16:47Ah, yes.
16:48Music to my ears.
16:50How about a movie this Friday?
16:51Drop dead.
16:52Oh, talk to me, baby.
16:53Let's steal this movie with a kiss.
16:58I'd rather throw up.
17:00Ah, yes.
17:00Bang, zap.
17:01I'm on fire.
17:03Fortunately, I have a cold shower waiting.
17:07Ah, yes.
17:08The smell of fresh door in my face.
17:17Well, here we are.
17:19Thank you for walking me home again.
17:22Thank you for looking at my leaky faucet.
17:24Hey, my pleasure.
17:26I'm just sorry I couldn't fix it.
17:30And, uh, I'm really sorry about that little flood.
17:35Hey, I always wanted a jacuzzi.
17:41Oh, I, uh, brought this all the way over here and almost forgot to give it to you.
17:46Oh.
17:48Well, what's this?
17:49Just a little thank you for all the things you tried to fix.
18:00Musical underwear?
18:01Yeah.
18:03They play only you by the platters.
18:09Oh, I hope you don't already have them.
18:11Oh, no, no.
18:12This is my very first pair of singing underpants.
18:16Oh.
18:20You know, Loretta, this is an awfully personal gift.
18:25Are you embarrassed?
18:27Well, a little.
18:30Would you like to come over to my place and try them on?
18:38Say what?
18:41You know, model them for me.
18:47Am I making you nervous?
18:49Oh, no, no.
18:53A little.
18:55A little.
18:56Carl, don't you think I'm attractive?
19:00Oh, I think you're very attractive.
19:03Very, very attractive.
19:05Stay there.
19:08Carl, what's the matter?
19:10Well, Loretta, I'm a married man.
19:13Yeah.
19:16Doesn't that bother you?
19:18Well, I just thought maybe we could have a little fun.
19:21Now, Loretta, stop that.
19:23Look, I can't cheat on my wife.
19:26I'm sorry.
19:27You, uh, you're just going to have to find yourself another handyman.
19:36Too bad.
19:38Your loss.
19:55Hi, honey.
19:57Carl.
19:59So, did you fix whatever Loretta wanted?
20:04Sweetheart, you were right.
20:06That woman made a pass at me.
20:08And?
20:09Hey, I shut her down cold.
20:14Oh, really?
20:16Yeah.
20:17Go ahead.
20:18Dust her body for fingerprints.
20:19You won't find mine.
20:22I'm glad.
20:25Oh, sweetheart.
20:29Look, I'm sorry I made you worry.
20:32I mean, you tried to warn me about Loretta, but I didn't listen to you.
20:35I guess I underestimated my irresistible charm.
20:40My killer good looks.
20:44My awesome animal magnetism.
20:51Okay, let's face it.
20:53The woman would have jumped a scarecrow.
20:58Harriet?
21:01Well, honey, what's the matter?
21:06Harriet?
21:10Well, I guess I'm just relieved.
21:14Loretta's an attractive woman.
21:17And I was scared.
21:18Well, that you'd give in to temptation.
21:22And that I'd have to kill you.
21:29Sweetheart, listen to me.
21:32You are the only woman that I'll ever want, now and forever.
21:37Oh, Carl.
21:48Only you
21:53Can you make it
21:55That's what I'm saying
22:00Only you
22:12Was that music coming from your pants?
22:20Let's go upstairs.
22:21I'll explain it to you.
22:26I'll explain it to you.
22:58Well, it's great.
23:01More love.
23:01Yeah.
23:03Oh, car.
23:08Oh, car.
23:12Oh, car.
23:12Oh, car.
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