00:04so the very merry canary found his feathers and was never cold again
00:12once upon a time uh richie honey we've read this story 11 times tonight that's girlfriend even
00:20dozen no it's bedtime now say good night to uncle carl good night sleep tight don't let
00:28the bedbugs bite night night on the carl red five on the black six red five on the black six
00:52hi big guy what you doing playing solitaire
00:56as in by myself solo so long oh comprendo amigo
01:06you're on your own you won't even notice me you can call me the invisible man in fact you can't
01:12call
01:12me at all because i'm not here red tail on the blackjack i wish i had a blackjack
01:23hey how about an action-packed game of cribbage i'll spot you 100 points nope
01:26canasta nope pinochle no heart no old mate crazy eights go fish go home
01:40okay one hand but when i win you go home deal get it deal
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03:27Real love bursting after every scene
03:31As days go by
03:34We're gonna fill our house with happiness
03:38The moon may dry
03:41But we'll smother the blues with tenderness
03:45As days go by
03:48There's room for you, room for me
03:52Our gentle hearts are not for truity
03:56As days go by
03:59It's the bigger love of the family
04:18It was just a little practical joke!
04:21Well, it wasn't funny!
04:25How would you like it if I put Jerry Curl in your deodorant?
04:29Well, look on the bright side, Eddie
04:31Now you're odor free and your armpits have felt!
04:36Stay on your toes, Laura, because I'm gunning for you
04:39I'm gonna buy some boots so I can shake in them
04:43Ooh, Laura and boots!
04:52He's all yours!
04:55Well, he's all yours, Eddie!
04:59Basic, you're stuck!
05:03Educate me, Eddo!
05:05Why can't I win Laura's heart?
05:06Well, she's just playing hard to get
05:09Well, she's awfully good at it!
05:12She makes it seem so real!
05:19Steve, Laura's my sister, and I only want what's best for her
05:25And I'm gonna do everything in my power to get you two crazy kids together
05:31Picture this
05:33I'm picturing
05:33Night
05:34Night
05:35Night
05:36Laura
05:37Laura
05:40Laura
05:41A sleeping bed
05:42Laura
05:47Laura's awakened by the sweet sounds of an Urkel serenade
05:53Oh, she'll be putty in my hands!
05:56She'll never forget it!
05:58Extra Buddy, how can I ever thank you?
06:00Believe me, Steve, the expression on Laura's face is all the thanks I need
06:07It's a condos, and I've never had a choice of должны
06:08Oh, she's just a of course!
06:27Little kid!
06:27Little kid!
06:28Little kid!
06:28Little kid!
06:56Feelings!
06:58Nothing more than feelings
07:01Trying to forget mine
07:05Feelings of love
07:09Hair dropping
07:11Falling down on my face
07:14Trying to forget mine
07:18Feelings of love
07:23Feelings of love
07:28Feelings
07:39Steve, are you okay?
07:41Yeah, the Cooper's Doberman broke my fall
07:45Ooh, back, Damien, back!
07:54Laura, what is going on in here?
07:57I guess Steve was practicing his accordion, he woke me up too
08:00That boy is Looney Tunes
08:04Well, if he does it again, I'm gonna grab his bellows and make a wish
08:10So, Laura, did you enjoy your serenade?
08:15You set me up!
08:17Yeah
08:20Laura, is the faith in the pissy line
08:26What's that that you hear?
08:30Now the whole
08:37Hey guys, is it just me, or does anybody else have this indescribable feeling of happiness?
08:46Indescribable feeling of happiness
08:47Could it be the sheer euphoria of knowing that Steve Urkel is hundreds of miles away?
08:54Hundreds of miles away?
08:56783.6 miles to be exact
09:00Well, where is he?
09:02He was gonna take me on a flog hut
09:05Oh, honey, see
09:07Steve played his accordion real late at night
09:10And, well, some of the neighbors got cranky and threw bricks at his house
09:15So his parents decided that maybe he should go away and visit his relatives for a while
09:20He dumped them?
09:23Got it
09:26But isn't it nice knowing that for the next two weeks, when that door opens, Steve Urkel will not be
09:33on the other side
09:48Hello, y'all
09:49I'm Steve's cousin, Murder Miracle
10:08Cousin Steve told me all about the wonderful Winslows
10:11How you've made this a home away from home
10:14And now for little old me coming all the way from big old Biloxi
10:19This'll be my home away from home away from home
10:27Cat got your tones
10:29I know it's got mine
10:33Nice to meet you, Myrtle
10:34Myrtle, there seems to be a slight family resemblance between you and Steve
10:41Really?
10:42I never noticed
10:46You gonna finish that pork chop big fella
10:51So, Myrtle, how long are you gonna be around?
10:55Oh, just two weeks
10:56My parents would only take Steve if Steve's parents promised to take me
11:02Sort of an Urkel exchange program?
11:07Exactly, honey
11:11So I am late
11:13Oh, holy chitlins
11:29Eddie, this is Steve Urkel's cousin, Myrtle Urkel
11:33Myrtle, this is our son, Edward
11:37Well, hello there
11:42Oh, Eddie
11:47That name rolls off my tongue like honey
11:57Huh?
11:59Oh, you are as articulate as you are, handsome
12:06I'm ever so pleased to meet you
12:12Ooh, sparks
12:15While my pulse is racing, my heart is pounding, and my lips are on fire
12:20Ooh, how do you feel about me, sugar?
12:38Oh, Rachel, that lipstick is all wrong for you
12:42It's definitely a glamodont
12:47Myrtle, I've been wearing this shade for five years
12:51Five lonely years, I would imagine
13:00Well, hello, ladies
13:03Having fun?
13:04We're happier than pigs in slop
13:09Please join us, Carl
13:10Please
13:11Oh, no, no, no
13:13I, uh, I wouldn't want to interrupt all of this female bonding
13:21That's okay
13:21No, no, no, no
13:22I'm going to take you to a movie
13:24You two stay here with Myrtle
13:27Have fun
13:31He's the most charming man
13:35Maybe you should take him back to Biloxi with you
13:38Now, don't you be getting jealous
13:43There's only one Winslow man that butters my biscuits
13:52That divinely hangin' to Matty
13:56Ooh, when that boy sees my new hairdo
14:00Why, he's just gonna fall at my feet
14:03And if that doesn't work, I've got a few more
14:06Cheeks up my puffy sleeves
14:09Uh, Myrtle
14:12You know, you're a sweet girl
14:14But have you ever thought that
14:16Well, maybe Eddie, uh
14:18Well, maybe you're not Eddie's type
14:26Fiddle-dee-dee
14:27No boy can resist Myrtle Lurkle
14:30The Belle of Biloxi
14:31Well, I'm gonna take that boy like Grant took Richmond
14:44Oh, Edward Dumplin', I'm in Curlers
14:47You should have knocked
14:49I live here
14:51Harriet, I think Myrtle would like to be alone with her
14:56Dumpling
14:57Yeah, yeah, come on
14:58Mom, I have homework
14:59Oh, I'll do it for you
15:05Oh, my, you look scrumptious
15:12Ooh
15:12Why, you big, strong, handsome, Yankee
15:21Why, I declare just standing next to you makes me feel faint
15:42Myrtle, are you okay?
15:44I guess I'm just too hot to handle
15:51Myrtle
15:51Myrtle
15:53Can I give you a little advice?
15:55You know, bail to bail
15:57I'd be honest
16:00I really like you
16:01And I think
16:03That deep down, Eddie really likes you too
16:06I knew it, I absolutely knew it
16:09But he's real shy
16:11You gotta be more aggressive
16:13Well, what more can I do?
16:15I've absolutely emptied my ammo clip of seduction
16:21Well, Eddie once told me about this dream he had
16:24Ooh, spin it to me, sister
16:31An incredibly beautiful woman
16:34Steals into his room
16:35In the middle of the night
16:37And awakens him with a kiss
16:41I'll do it tonight
16:42I shall steal into my beloved's room
16:45I can't wait to see the expression on that boy's face
16:51Me neither
17:07I'll do it tonight
17:09Oh
17:13Oh
17:13Oh
17:27Oh, my God.
17:51Oh, my God.
18:23Oh, my God.
18:45Oh, my God.
19:03Oh, my God.
19:07Oh, my sensuosity frightens you.
19:09Stop that!
19:10Hey, hey, hey!
19:12What's going on in here?
19:15Unfortunately, not much.
19:18Keep her away from me.
19:19She's crazy.
19:21Crazy about you, you big hunk of harmony.
19:26But to continue chasing after you would be humiliating and unworthy of an uracle.
19:33I, sir, I sure am a lady.
19:47A grappling hook?
19:49Oh, shoot, I broke a nail.
19:53Did you enjoy your kiss, Dublin?
19:57You set me up.
19:59Let alone me?
20:00Well, whatever do you mean.
20:03Hold it, you two.
20:05Laura, did you encourage Myrtle to come up here?
20:08Well, yes, but only to get even.
20:11Eddie told Steve to serenade me.
20:13I don't care what Edward did.
20:15Your behavior is inexcusable.
20:17Yeah.
20:18You started all of this?
20:20Yeah.
20:22Now, look, you two.
20:23It's bad enough that you're playing these mean tricks on each other, but now you're bringing
20:27Steve and Myrtle into this.
20:28That's right.
20:29You used them and you hurt their feelings.
20:31Now, tomorrow when Steve gets back here, I want you to apologize to him and Myrtle.
20:35Understood?
20:36Yes, ma'am.
20:41I'm ashamed of you two.
20:45That hurts.
20:47Yep.
20:48But at least we're not grounded.
20:51By the way, you two are grounded.
21:01I'm really sorry, Myrtle.
21:02I never meant to hurt your feelings.
21:05I'll say.
21:06And Steve, I'm sorry, too.
21:10Uh-huh.
21:11So you think you guys could forgive us?
21:13Closing Steve and I need to chew on that one for a spell.
21:19Chew away.
21:21We'll be in the living room.
21:27Well, what do you think?
21:29Well, what do you think?
21:31It's obvious that Eddie and Laura used us.
21:34And abused us.
21:36You know what that means, don't you?
21:39I most certainly do.
21:42They love us.
21:46Eddie, do you realize there are two Urkels in the kitchen?
21:50Yeah.
21:52But at least mine's going home soon.
22:02Laura, Eddie, we talked it over.
22:06And we decided that we forgive you.
22:13And there's more good news.
22:15Tell them, Myrtle.
22:16Well, I'm trying to talk Big Daddy into selling Urkel Opes
22:19so we can move up here.
22:23Then we'll all be together.
22:25Forever.
22:26Forever.
22:27It's going to be better.
22:30Bye.
22:35Bye.
22:36Bye.
22:45Bye.
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