00:11How was the Brink match?
00:34You don't know that well. Everyone owed me money.
00:39And speaking of death and money, would you like to get insurance?
00:45Sorry?
00:46Well, Rubén, Mabel's son, has started working as an insurance agent.
00:50I think you should get one.
00:52Oh, forget it. The last thing I need is another insurance policy.
00:56No!
01:04Car! Are you okay?
01:08Mother?
01:09What, Carl?
01:10Call Ruben.
01:20Household items.
01:40What, Carl?
01:53What, Carl?
02:00What, Carl?
02:07What, Carl?
02:17What, Carl?
02:22What, Carl?
02:37What, Carl?
02:38What, Carl?
02:54Do you have a moment?
02:56Yes, we'll give you five seconds.
03:00That's how long it took us with Judy.
03:04Mom, Dad, I have no future.
03:07What's wrong?
03:08It's science class. I have a big problem.
03:12I might get a good grade.
03:15I took it out once and framed it.
03:19Dad, this is serious. I can't afford to get a B in my final grades.
03:23From now on, no parties or television.
03:28In fact, I'm being punished.
03:30Laura.
03:31Don't argue. Someday I'll thank myself for it.
03:37I hope we weren't too harsh.
03:50Students, try to fix your empty gaze on me.
03:56Today, we will delve into the wonderful world of crustaceans.
04:04Cacheis at sea. I forgot the crabs in the car.
04:09While I'm gone, start thinking about the upcoming scientific projects that will account for 50% of the
04:15final note.
04:16Eh, eh, eh, eh.
04:17You will form groups of two and the best project will be presented at the City Science Fair.
04:28Yes, Steve?
04:30Can we choose any scientific field we want?
04:33Of course! That's the choice.
04:36Great! Three hours for Mr. Nagy!
04:39Hip, hip!
04:45God bless you, Steve.
04:48Blessed is he who is your companion.
04:54Hey, Steve.
04:56Friend, companion.
04:58Who are you bringing to my party on Saturday?
05:00Wow, I didn't know you were going.
05:02She's not going. She's going out with me.
05:05Really?
05:06Clear.
05:08Urkel, partner with me. I'll introduce you to all the cheerleaders from the city's teams.
05:13Oh, well, guys. Good, good, good, good, good.
05:18It's not going well, it's not going well, no, no.
05:20There are some who would do anything to get a good final grade.
05:23Yeah.
05:25Do you think Urkel would like a pocket protector?
05:44Hello, my heavenly homeland.
05:47Why didn't you go in guns blazing like you always do?
05:50Well, it's the first time you've invited me and I thought I'd use the doorbell.
05:55Come in.
05:59Wow, Steve!
06:02Even for you.
06:06Thank you.
06:07My outfit is made up of little gifts that some desperate people have given me.
06:11Even an odor-absorbing sweatshirt.
06:15A very practical gift.
06:17Good.
06:19Sit next to me, darling.
06:25Well, I was hoping we would be partners in the science project.
06:29Oh, really?
06:30Really?
06:33Well, well, well.
06:35You don't say.
06:37Well, well, well.
06:39Forget it, go home.
06:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:43I've told myself I don't want to.
06:45So what are you saying?
06:46I say that I'm in high demand.
06:50In other words, I'm driving and you're hitchhiking.
06:55Polychita.
07:07If you choose me as your partner, our relationship may change.
07:13I'm slowing down.
07:15We'll have to spend a lot of time together, just the two of us.
07:19Oh, I'm parking.
07:25Every day, even some nights.
07:33I'm opening the door.
07:38And if we pass, we'll celebrate by going to the movies.
07:42Oh, come on up, baby.
07:45Are we colleagues?
07:46Finally.
07:47For now, only for the scientific project.
07:50And it has to be something killer for an outstanding performance.
07:53Don't worry, honey.
07:55I'll bring the man to the laboratory I have in the basement.
07:57But in the meantime, I will do the same as atoms and divide myself.
08:12And I'll pay you back at the movies.
08:18That.
08:21Laura.
08:23Are you going to the movies with Steve?
08:26Well, I want him to be my science partner, so I'd have to promise him something.
08:30Hang on a minute.
08:32Laura.
08:33Don't you think you're... using him?
08:37No.
08:38Steve likes being with me and I'll get an A in science.
08:41That's a fair exchange.
08:43Honey, it's not fair.
08:46You're giving him the green light, and Steve is really in love with you.
08:50A strange infatuation, like a theft.
08:55But it's true.
08:56Aunt Raquel, we don't intend to hurt each other.
08:58I hope not, Laura.
09:01I'm warning you.
09:03Things can go wrong.
09:32Who is it?
09:33I'm Laura.
09:38I have to hide my unspeakable secrets.
09:42Chips!
09:44Chips!
09:49I have to hide my unspeakable secrets.
09:49Chips!
09:58Chips!
10:01Chips!
10:02Chips!
10:05Chips!
10:07Chips!
10:13Welcome, darling.
10:15At last you enter my sanctuary.
10:19Let me show you.
10:27Vermin?
10:28500 different species.
10:30All specimens were caught and preserved by me.
10:34This Stone, this Rufus, what do they see in them?
10:37That other one...?
10:38Steve, leave the introductions for later.
10:41Show me the project.
10:43Okay, this way, this way.
10:46Fasten your seatbelt because, girls, your panties are about to fall down.
10:56Wow, that's great.
10:58What is it?
11:01You are contemplating a 50-megaton thermonuclear device.
11:06Do you mean...?
11:07Exactly, baby.
11:08Your own atomic bomb.
11:28I knew you'd love it.
11:30It's a knock-off, right? It won't explode or anything.
11:33Of course, I love you so much. I couldn't possibly create an imitation of you.
11:38But, but, where did you get the radioactive material?
11:41I called my uncle, the...
11:43Colonel Dick Urkel.
11:46Do we have a Urkel working at the Pentagon?
11:51My uncle Dick sent me some uranium works on delivery.
11:55Steve, isn't that illegal?
11:58Clear.
11:59Possession of lethal radioactive substances is a crime punishable by life imprisonment.
12:03But if you're not brave, you won't become famous.
12:09Steve, I don't want to go to jail.
12:11Do you know what they do to the children of police officers when they go to jail?
12:13Calm down! Calm down! Calm down!
12:16Peaceful!
12:19The robe is rented.
12:23Look, you told me you wanted something killer for an outstanding grade.
12:26And I've built you a bomb, do you understand?
12:32But what if it explodes?
12:34Impossible, my cautious one.
12:36The detonator is computerized.
12:38And it is activated by voice.
12:40So he will explode upon hearing a very special word.
12:47Ranunculus?
12:49The computer can only recognize my voice.
12:53So don't overthink it.
12:55Polish our pump so the jury sees it as beautiful.
13:05A treat for the sweetest one.
13:07Do you want a jojoba candy or a chocolate kiss?
13:12No, thanks.
13:13Not even a peanut buttercup?
13:27Aha, you've activated the nuclear device.
13:31In ten minutes there will be a tremendous...
13:33Bun, bun, bun!
13:36Steve, stop acting silly, it's not funny.
13:39You said it.
13:42Unplug it!
13:42Can't.
13:44It's built to be fail-safe.
13:46Once the program has been activated, it is impossible to disconnect it.
13:49You're right, chichichico.
13:57It should vaporize you immediately.
14:02We have to do something!
14:10It's simply pathetic.
14:16Don't be scared, darling.
14:19If my memory serves me right, the safest place during a nuclear explosion is a reinforced basement.
14:25Yes, but that's when you're not in the basement with the pump.
14:29You're right.
14:30Horror!
14:33There are six, seven, seven minutes left.
14:35If you can still hear me, I'll tell you that you're going to be exposed to about three billion deadly radiations.
14:39But take it on the bright side, you'll be your own little night light.
14:46Where are you going, my nifanuclear?
14:49I need to warn my family.
14:50Besides, your face is not the one I wish to see for the last time.
14:58Let's talk about home insurance.
15:01Your home is a big investment and needs great protection.
15:07Rubén, we already have a policy against fire, floods, locust plagues, mosquitoes...
15:12And against tornadoes.
15:19Mom, Dad, Urk has built an atomic bomb and it's about to explode.
15:23Of course, Laura has me worried.
15:26I think he's been studying too much.
15:29Yes, too much.
15:31I'm not crazy, Urk has built him a real atomic bomb and it's about to explode.
15:36That sounds like something Steve would do.
15:40Well, actually it was my fault. I gave him the idea.
15:48Have you heard what your daughter has done?
15:50Yes of course.
15:52When she's on the honor roll she's your daughter, and when you make the whole world float she's mine.
15:57Laura, your behavior is inexcusable. You are grounded.
16:00Until I tell you.
16:02When is the bomb going to explode?
16:04In five minutes.
16:05For five minutes.
16:07Well, go to your room until the bomb forces you out.
16:12What a bunch of people! We're all going to die!
16:15Such is life.
16:16As they say.
16:19Sometimes up, sometimes down.
16:21But we're not going to let him get away with it.
16:26Because the thorn of the world keeps flying.
16:31I have been a role, a role, a role, a role, a role, a role, a role.
16:37But I've made my decision.
16:41And I have decided.
16:43And I have decided.
16:45Every time I've made up my mind.
16:46I've made up my mind.
16:47On my side.
16:48I just picked myself up and got back in the race
16:56That's right, that's right
16:59You don't believe it, that's right
17:05911, I'll call 911
17:18Does it matter to you?
17:20Eddie, hang up
17:21Forget me, Laura, I'm talking to Jolene
17:24He says I'm better looking than Fresh Prince
17:29I need to make a phone call, it's an emergency
17:30Also, I haven't made plans with anyone for Saturday yet.
17:33If you don't give me your phone number, you won't make it to Saturday.
17:44Eddie!
17:57Hi, Laura
17:59Aunt Rachel
18:01So you've been using Steve and now you're thinking of blowing us all up
18:06But how can you act like an angel if I haven't even dropped the bomb yet?
18:09Oh, Laura
18:11Why wait so long?
18:14Also, I want Saint Peter to see me looking beautiful.
18:18Aunt Rachel, you were right.
18:19You said that if I used Steve things would go wrong for me
18:23Will you be able to forgive me?
18:25Well, of course
18:26But I don't know if Saint Peter was the same
18:28After all, the destruction of Chicago won't look good in our fine notes.
18:40I'm sorry
18:42I'm sorry
18:44Five, four, three, three, two, two, one
18:55I didn't do that.
19:02I'm sorry
19:03Very sorry
19:06I'm sorry
19:33I'm sorry
19:34I am alive
19:35Are you alive?
19:38Calm down, Laura, you had a nightmare
19:41It's been horrible
19:44You had built an atomic bomb for the science project
19:47Mr. Nagy was an insurance agent
19:49My peace songs were singing off-key.
19:53And then we flew to Chicago
19:55Wow, I would never build an atomic bomb.
19:58Although he could do it
20:04Steve, sit down
20:10I owe you an apology.
20:11I asked you to be my partner because I was really worried about my grades
20:16When I said my feelings for you would change, I lied to you.
20:19Forgive me
20:23So you used me
20:28You've played with my feelings
20:31I offered you my heart and you trampled it underfoot
20:39Yeah
20:41It doesn't matter
20:45As?
20:46Well, you've confessed.
20:48That's what matters
20:49Your sincerity makes me love you even more
20:51So, do you still want to be my partner?
20:55Of course
20:56Thanks, Steve
21:01One moment
21:03Was it my imagination a few minutes ago, or did you just give me a hug?
21:08I gave you a hug
21:09I wanted to make sure
21:19Two weeks later
21:23Ladies and gentlemen
21:25I present to you the most important scientific project in the world.
21:28Laura
21:33Hey, that's nice.
21:34It looks real
21:35Of course it's real
21:36The Laura perfectly balances solid fuel with mass ratio
21:40This beauty could go to the moon and back
21:42Well, that's it, go up and up you go
21:44You will be the first hurricane in space
21:48No, we don't launch rockets at home.
21:52Don't worry, Winslow family
21:54The Laura can only be launched with a complicated series of commands that are activated by remote control.
22:18Wow, it's been a good day
22:24Steve, come here
22:26No
22:26Come here?
22:27No no
22:28Come here, man?
22:29No
22:29Ah, for him!
22:31Style!
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