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00:01Get ready because today's show is going to leave you sitting up.
00:06And when we say sitting we mean sitting.
00:11And if it itches, you scratch it.
00:13Come on, Cudeirín!
00:30Come on, Cudeirín!
01:00Come on, Cudeirín!
01:30On with the show. Whenever you want, give it a go, Manolo.
01:37What a crappy show, huh?
01:39Well, we'll have to wait.
01:40Of course, we see it at the end of the program.
01:42Yes, and these two idiots are happy.
01:45Okay, now you know what's next. Come on, everyone together.
01:48He, the, or...
01:51A thousand little pieces. An old man told me once.
01:55A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
01:57Unless it's a vulture, of course.
01:59Do you get it?
01:59How clever you are.
02:02By the way, you don't know that you have to come to the program dressed.
02:06Also, gloves are worn on the hand.
02:09It looks like you're wearing a bra.
02:11We usually have some pretty ugly contestants here, it must be said.
02:17But sometimes you get lucky and the screen lights up.
02:19Director, please plug this girl.
02:22As we can see, Tani has fallen in love with this girl.
02:25And from her face we can see that the same thing is not happening, on the contrary.
02:29Especially because next to her is the groom, who is this guy dressed as a sailor.
02:35Well, Tani can't laugh at him too much either, because at his age he always dresses up as a cartoon general.
02:41But he is a general, a general is more than a sailor, even if he is a cartoon.
02:45And now comes Tani's classic.
02:48Let's get to it!
02:51Dolores! Why do you always say that about giving them a hard time?
02:55That's false. I don't always say to beat them up, because I'm the contestant's advocate, and that would be very ugly.
03:00I say... GET IT!
03:02Hello, hello, hello! I'm not Pepe, I'm his replacement.
03:05Pepe has taken a week's vacation and gone away with his caravan.
03:09My name is this one that appears on the screen.
03:11My name is...? Oh, how difficult it is to read backwards.
03:13Well, call me PP2, to serve you and Spain.
03:17And to Japan too, of course, of course, to Japan too.
03:19How did I do?
03:20Well, pretty bad.
03:23Just kidding, right? Just kidding.
03:26Are you serious?
03:27Yeah, I did cool, man.
03:29You're pulling my leg, aren't you?
03:31Of course. You guys are funny.
03:33Well yes, I did super well.
03:34And while our trainee reporter recovers from his disappointment, we go to the first test, sponsored by the El Bollo Feliz bakery.
03:42We are in the test of the blow.
03:45It is a test of concentric circles.
03:47The contestants are trapped in a circle and have to catch another circle with their mouths.
03:51Those who are left without either of the two circles are eliminated.
03:55Those who drool a lot on plastic too.
03:57The first classifieds are taken.
03:59In slow motion we can appreciate how difficult this operation is.
04:04And we can also appreciate how ridiculous the contestants look jumping with their mouths open.
04:09And if this seems ridiculous to us at home, we suggest you do it and then take photos.
04:15And then you tell us if it's ridiculous or not.
04:17But don't send us the photos, this is enough for us.
04:20Well, well, what a set of teeth this girl has.
04:23It's scary.
04:24Damn, that's scary.
04:26He has done what seemed impossible.
04:27Break the plastic with your teeth.
04:29And here we see a man who reminded his wife that she has to go on a diet.
04:33These two boys are two dreamers.
04:35They attempt the impossible.
04:36And we can see how this girl has no desire to make any effort.
04:40First she asks her boyfriend to stand right under the bun.
04:43And when he grabs it he says, ah, pull it down, Manolo!
04:45Of course, the kid got his revenge by dropping her.
04:48And there are few contestants left without a bun.
04:50Wait a minute, what's that lady doing without a helmet?
04:52That he's going to get hurt, that this is very dangerous.
04:55And even more so at his age.
04:56And when there are only a few buns left, the horse war begins.
04:59That's good, there are people who can't even reach the bun when riding a piggyback.
05:02They don't ride horses, they ride ponies.
05:06On a short pony.
05:08And here we see a clever guy who has lifted the girl into his arms.
05:11But you can't see his arms.
05:12Octopus, octopus!
05:14How were you going without a helmet, lady?
05:16Stop messing around, pirate.
05:19That you are a scoundrel, that you want to imitate me in the caravan, I know it.
05:22No, ma'am, no, not me.
05:23Yes, you rascal.
05:25No, no.
05:26Pepe, come back!
05:27Oh, how bad you are.
05:28No, that's not me, that's Pepe.
05:30Come on, come on, go on, go.
05:31Oh, you are confused, person.
05:32Pilín!
05:36But hey, what has Juanito painted on his forehead?
05:44He didn't go to history classes.
05:46Well, this guy, who has painted an X on his face, is not even a treasure.
05:49And there we have animal.
05:50And why do we call it an animal?
05:52For things like this.
05:53My goodness, his eyes are popping out.
05:55To the maze!
05:56With this contestant in a yellow jersey, the legendary competition begins...
06:00The Labyrinth of the Chinotaur!
06:03And our first Chinotaur moves forward with confidence.
06:06Until they catch him, of course.
06:07At that moment his confidence disappears.
06:10And even though the poor man screams and begs, it won't do him any good.
06:14In fact, the more you resist, the worse it gets.
06:17My goodness, my goodness.
06:18They're even giving him the finger on his ID card.
06:21Japanese, of course.
06:22Well, it looks like they're going to give him the full service.
06:24Grease on the face.
06:26And water?
06:27Wow, it's been a long time!
06:28Oh, but she's an acrobat!
06:30Yes, but destini, eh?
06:31Look how he didn't leave the water, the bastard.
06:33And on top of that, the three bad guys laugh at him.
06:35Well, he has taken revenge.
06:37Don't take me alive!
06:38Normal, after the beating they gave the previous one,
06:41This one doesn't want to be caught even by mistake.
06:44Run in desperation.
06:45As soon as he sees danger approaching, he throws himself into the water.
06:53I'm small.
06:54Poor filter, trust.
06:55Go on, pull and go inside, little one, I'm little.
06:58There are contestants like this one who are already scared.
07:02But the panic they feel at the entrance is nothing compared to the boundless terror they feel when they are grabbed.
07:07Well, in this case I would be scared too.
07:10Well wait, because the animal is coming.
07:12The girl tries to use her hair as a barrier against evil.
07:16Well, the truth is, the truth is that as a barrier, as a barrier it's a bit sad.
07:20Wow, but the girl defends herself well, huh?
07:22It took three of them to grab her to get her face dirty.
07:27Yes, but they've left it in tatters.
07:29Look at her.
07:30It looks like he's leaving the gym after three hours of ninjas.
07:34Poor little creature.
07:35And there we have a pacifist.
07:40That's why he comes in so slowly, because he doesn't think they're going to hurt him.
07:45Well, he just found out that he was misinformed.
07:48Everyone laughs at him.
07:49Fed up, yes.
07:50What happened?
07:51Basically they are bad people.
07:53What else?
07:54Very bad.
07:56I could insult them, but I'm not going to.
07:58Yes, man, yes, insult them, that gives you an audience.
08:00I wouldn't say they are...
08:02They are disgusting.
08:04That's cool, man! How are you doing?
08:06This contestant has asked us to say he is the Japanese Rambo.
08:09He is as stupid as the American, because he has tied a handkerchief around his forehead, but over his helmet.
08:14And if the previous contestant was a convinced pacifist, this man has come to cause trouble.
08:19Well, well, well.
08:20He's going like crazy.
08:21What a force!
08:22How aggressive!
08:23What traction!
08:24On four wheels!
08:26They can't stop him.
08:27They fail to stop him.
08:28And it's close to the exit.
08:30It's right next door.
08:31You're about to get it.
08:32Well, it seems that it's not going to be possible, huh?
08:34No, it looks like Rambo is going to dive right into the pool.
08:37Well, no, because it's like a tick, not even banging its head against the door.
08:41What resistance!
08:42And in the end they manage to throw him into the water.
08:44Damn Charlie!
08:45Putting a hit on the cheekbone, but the guy breaks.
08:48Call me Don Tancredo!
08:50A Don Tancredo in Japanese is a guy who dresses a bit strangely.
08:54Like this one, for example, who wears a tracksuit combined with a cardigan.
08:58Well, Don Tancredo, it has passed.
08:59Wait, wait, I'm not so sure about it, okay?
09:02Hey, watch out for the scenery, you bastard, those trees are real, huh?
09:07You'll see when the gardener finds out about this.
09:10He's going to be so annoyed with how much he loved the little trees!
09:13Manzai!
09:14Ole, that kamikaze!
09:16Well, in case anyone doesn't know, we'll say that kamikazes are those who killed themselves.
09:20And there we have it!
09:23Come, come! Come, I'll help you up, kamikaze!
09:26Come! It's easier this way! Come!
09:28Come on, I'll help you! Pull up!
09:31Ah, I've tricked you!
09:33This is not a kamikaze.
09:34He's more of a fool than a kamikaze.
09:36I'm going to tell my mother!
09:37I said it, a fool.
09:39How bad is losing!
09:40Let them do it to you and then tell me.
09:41And we bid farewell to today's Chinotauro labyrinth with a repeat performance by Don Tancredo.
09:47Well, what really interests us about this rerun is seeing how it destroys the flora of yellow humor.
09:52Of course, there are so many trees in the world.
09:54And oh, surprise! 113 contestants move on in search of more pain.
09:59It's incredible. I've been on this show for 10 minutes and the team already loves me.
10:04Do you want to see it? Well, now you'll see it.
10:06Hello, friends! How are you?
10:09High five!
10:10Come on, crash!
10:13Juanito!
10:14No, please! Not the pants again!
10:21What's up? You guys like me!
10:25Hello! I'm selling my glasses for 4 euros.
10:27Anyone interested can write the address that appears on my forehead, written.
10:31I need the money to bet on horses because I'm a little...
10:34Be quiet!
10:35I just need the money, you know?
10:37The race is about to begin!
10:39Indeed, we are at the Grand Prix Humor Amarillo.
10:44And can we hear these little horses braying?
10:48Very sad.
10:49Look, a little horse with ski goggles.
10:51Watch out, little birds!
10:52And the race begins!
10:54Karate Kid takes the lead, followed closely by Dissatisfied Gruya and Sansa Teniyaki.
11:00The Lomo Adobado and Chuleta de Sajonia have been left behind a bit.
11:03Thank goodness for those names.
11:05Karate Kid maintains a slight lead.
11:07And be careful, we're reaching the first big obstacle.
11:09All three of them surpass it.
11:10Well, they both get over it.
11:12Well, actually he's just overcome the obstacles Karate Kid.
11:16Unsatisfied Gruya just took a real hard punch.
11:19And pay attention because the Karate Kid crosses the finish line alone.
11:23And let's see who gets second place.
11:25If someone gets it, of course.
11:27Finally, Teriyaki Sauce is placed in second position.
11:29Let's check it out on Fotofinix to see if it's true.
11:32We can see how Karate Kid comes in with a 10, well no, 15 body lead over Salsa Teriyaki.
11:38This Fotofinix thing is very useful, huh?
11:40But very useful.
11:44But...
11:44But...
11:46But what kind of neighing is this?
11:48It's clear these girls have never seen a horse in their lives.
11:51But not even in a photo.
11:53Watch out, little birds!
11:54And the second race begins.
11:56All the horses come out like a breath!
11:58Well, not all of them, the green one has stayed in the drawer.
12:01Because green is called loser.
12:02And of course, the poor animal comes out already depressed.
12:04The race is very close.
12:06In first place, by a very small margin, is Waterfall that falls into the fountain of lovers' desires.
12:11Damn, what a name!
12:12Yes, to shorten it we'll call it Cascade.
12:14And fighting for first place with Cascada, there is Sol de Primavera, shining between the straws.
12:19And to shorten it we'll call it Straws.
12:21Well, better Spring Sun, which is less controversial.
12:24Waterfall takes distance.
12:26Spring Sun is left behind.
12:28Bartolillo almost fell.
12:29I mean, Bartolillo has fallen.
12:32And Cascada is going to win.
12:34Cascade is going to win!
12:35And Cascada wins!
12:36Who will have come in second place?
12:38We don't know.
12:38And while we watch as a loser, he continues doing the only thing he knows how to do: lose.
12:43And we see the final photo.
12:45Cascada has clearly won.
12:47But we don't know if the second place goes to Trapitas or to Sol de Primavera.
12:51Well, it's for...
12:52Let me see.
12:53It's for cheaters.
12:54Spring Sun has been left without a prize.
12:56Can I serve now?
12:57Yes of course.
12:58Come on, I'll help you.
12:59Come on.
13:00Come on, get your ass out.
13:01Can I ask you a question?
13:07And then I'll help you out.
13:09You fooled me, you bastard.
13:10Come on, just one question.
13:12One, very easy.
13:15Well, leave it.
13:16I'd better ask you later.
13:31And we arrive at Consumo Gusto.
13:45With the lady in the role of lady.
13:48Nice to meet you.
13:49With Pinky in the role of Mrs. Yellow.
13:51I asked to be kind to Mr. Rosa, but he hardly scared anyone, pirates.
13:54With Harry Potter's cousin playing a very pitiful individual.
13:58With a man inside a giant coffee bean in the role of the giant coffee bean.
14:03With animal in...
14:05If you say anything about me, I'll give you two that I'll rip your head off.
14:08And I'm the referee, so enough of this nonsense.
14:11Let's get started.
14:12And we begin with the draw.
14:13The color of the ball determined the contestant's luck.
14:16You've been lucky, pirate.
14:17That's me.
14:18Hey, tell the contestant to take off his glasses before we start.
14:21Let's not have a misfortune.
14:23But then, then now they don't see.
14:25Well, it's clear that this could give Pinky an advantage.
14:28Of course, since the contestant doesn't see what's in front of him, he doesn't see that he's a very sad guy.
14:33And above all, he doesn't see where the limit of the circle is.
14:35Also, I think Pinky has been listening to the gym these past few weeks.
14:38I see him, I see him very strong.
14:39No, you're not hearing the gym.
14:41We put a wetsuit on him.
14:43It's just that when he's wearing a swimsuit, you can see that he has no muscles anywhere.
14:46Well, he won.
14:46It's incredible, but he won.
14:48Please give this poor man his glasses back and see if he understands what happened.
14:53The truth is that Pinky is very happy.
14:54And very tired.
14:56Not as much as the contestant.
14:58And this individual takes out the color purple, the lady's color.
15:02Judging by his face, I think he's already lost the fight.
15:06Yes, because although it may not seem like it, psychological preparation is very important in sumo.
15:10One may be physically inferior, but if one believes one can win, one is capable of moving mountains.
15:15Yes, but it's one thing to move mountains and another to remove the lady from the circle.
15:19And this good girl takes out the green color, which is the color of...
15:22Wow, Tani speaks Spanish so well!
15:25And now we can once again test the validity of psychological theory.
15:29No, Tep!
15:34The animal has just terrorized the contestant, psychologically speaking, of course.
15:39And the girl doesn't even try. As soon as she heard the scream, she'd already lost the fight.
15:43The thing is that animals, even if it doesn't seem like it, have a lot of psychology.
15:47And he gives extreme unction very well.
15:49And let's see the fate of the next contestant.
15:52The contestant searches and searches and wins the red ball, which corresponds to Harry Potter's cousin.
15:58He's already making a constipated face, seeing what's coming at him.
16:01Yes, because Harry's cousin only likes to face opponents who are shorter than 5'10".
16:06As he just demonstrated, with a little push, he has almost covered it up.
16:10But the contestant is happy.
16:11The man in the baseball cap takes out the blue color.
16:14He's a lucky guy, very lucky, because he's the color of a coffee bean.
16:18In addition to being a little fat and clumsy, he is cross-eyed.
16:22So this fight isn't even worth talking about, because it's going to last less than a candy bar at the door of a collagen.
16:27Mena, what I was saying.
16:28And pay attention, because the bottom of the coffee bean has broken.
16:32Oh, I feel sorry for him, right? The coffee bean.
16:35Well, not the contestant. Look how he breaks down.
16:37And this woman who looks like she's wearing a wig has taken out the red ball.
16:41He is extremely lucky to be facing Harry Potter's cousin.
16:44What more can we say about Harry Potter's cousin that we haven't already said?
16:48It's sad, pathetic, he almost never wins.
16:51But wait, this chick is making it easy for him.
16:54So easy, I think she threw herself out.
16:58I didn't expect this, huh?
16:59And this kid, with his hair parted in the middle, axe-cut style, cries because he got the green ball.
17:06The color that takes you straight to Animal.
17:08The contestant smiles.
17:11Series.
17:13But he is very nervous.
17:14He knows he has no chance.
17:16And there goes Animal.
17:18Oh my God! What is he doing?
17:19He wants to break the contestant's spine.
17:21He is the one who raised that.
17:23Well, it seems like something else, huh?
17:24Because the contestant is very happy.
17:26This is going to end soon.
17:27Oh no. The contestant clings to the Animal as if it were his father.
17:32Be careful, because it escapes like a water worm.
17:35Animal didn't expect this.
17:36He is puzzled.
17:38One moment.
17:38But what are you going to do?
17:39But what are you going to do?
17:39But no! Oh my God!
17:41Well, well, this seems like something else.
17:43These two have done more positions in less than a minute than in the Kamasutra.
17:47The Animal then grabs and slaps the kid on the ass.
17:50We better cut this out, things are getting pretty heated, huh?
17:55I'm also making it a bit silly.
17:57What a pair of slobs, aren't they, Yurina?
17:59And we're going to see a replay of this very unorthodox fight.
18:03I highly doubt that in the entire history of sumo, a fight like this has ever been seen.
18:07And we are left with the contestant's happy face.
18:10Oh, pirate!
18:12And now there are only 68 fools left who happily run towards a new test.
18:16Hello!
18:16To prove that I'm a great reporter and a better human being, I'm going to take the test myself, okay?
18:21Tani, would you please hold my helmet for me?
18:23I'm not going to give you a second thought.
18:24Okay.
18:25Hey, is it true that the water is toxic?
18:27Lot.
18:28Wow, what bad luck I have.
18:30Your boots are going to get ruined, aren't they?
18:31I'm telling you now.
18:33Well, what are we going to do, Tani?
18:35And remember, if you don't pass the test, you're fired.
18:37How funny!
18:38Six very funny people on this show, huh?
18:40And here goes Pepe Linniston's replacement, whom we have called Pepe 2.
18:47And it's now official.
18:48This is his first and last show.
18:51Okay, but let him do a couple of interviews before he leaves, okay?
18:54And then we'll sign the settlement agreement, if that's the case.
18:58Well, this test is from outside, the truth is that it seems easier.
19:02Well, that's it.
19:04That joke about you firing me was great, huh?
19:06But laugh, laugh, no, it was a joke, wasn't it?
19:09It would be a joke.
19:11Alzamburger!
19:12And our first contestant is...
19:14Rocky Balboa!
19:15Yes, yes, Rocky Balboa.
19:16You'll see how funny it is if you fall into the water and have to swim with your gloves on.
19:21Well, you were lucky.
19:23What does it stand on?
19:25We haven't said it, but in case anyone doesn't know, these are...
19:28The burgers!
19:29And those who run on them and give themselves spectacular lettuce hits are the contestants.
19:34That information was unnecessary.
19:36Don't believe it, it's better to say everything.
19:38For example, telling the contestants that you can't walk on water.
19:41Where is my camera?
19:42Hello, Mom!
19:44Here comes a contestant in his pretty clean blue jumpsuit.
19:48Despite everything, he prefers to give it a wash.
19:51Now we give you the soap.
19:52And this one?
19:53Why is he driving with that face of speed?
19:56Wow!
19:56The pool is hardly empty.
19:59Little animal.
20:00This good woman wears a ribbon on her helmet that says she belongs to one of the most well-established families in Japan.
20:06Well, it's true, it's very well established.
20:08But you have to keep going, he hasn't won yet.
20:11Now he thinks about it more, of course.
20:13Of course, because before he ran away and left his ass on a rock.
20:16Well now he's left with a stomach ache.
20:18Poor thing, she has bruises on her front and back.
20:22And here comes a four-man manager.
20:24Cheer up, boss!
20:25You can do it, you're the best, it's not best.
20:27Well, it's still the best even if you fell into the water, it's okay.
20:31Let's see if they give me a raise.
20:33And that's a ninja.
20:35But the girls don't wear black.
20:37Yeah, well, and they're also supposed to be agile guys.
20:39I think what he doesn't want is for me to recognize his family.
20:42And there we have the contestant dressed as a sailor.
20:46But that thing bouncing off you up there isn't...
20:48Yes, there are two of those.
20:49He wears them to help him keep his balance.
20:52And Rosa's wife steps with grace.
20:54Step hard.
20:56But he only knows how to run in a straight line.
20:58What, the water is cold, isn't it, beautiful?
21:02Friends!
21:02Friends!
21:03Friends!
21:04Friends!
21:04Friends!
21:04Friends!
21:05Friends!
21:05Friends!
21:06Friends!
21:06Friends!
21:06Friends!
21:06Let's play Japanese hide-and-seek together!
21:10Can someone get me a handkerchief, mocarro?
21:12Japanese hide-and-seek is like English hide-and-seek, but in Japanese.
21:15Very well said, man!
21:17Having made this important clarification, let's read some of the emails that have reached us.
21:22at humoramarilloarroba4.com
21:24Eduardo Ruiz from Cantabria tells us that there are rumors on the internet that we do the programs in costume.
21:30of Pepe Livingston and General Tani since the day we showed our faces dressed like that.
21:36It's false.
21:37We do the programs naked.
21:39But hey, are you naked again?
21:40Would you like to put on those pants, please?
21:42Luis from Barcelona suggests that we make a yellow humor credit card and that
21:47end of the month 5% goes to us.
21:50Great idea, Luis, I love it.
21:51Let's put it into practice right now.
21:54The wife of the Chinese Cudeiro also writes to us, who says her name is Cristina Beatriz Felisa
21:58Cudeiro.
22:00She tells us that she's a little worried about him because fame has made him different.
22:04He no longer accompanies me to karaoke to sing Mecano songs and only cheers for Confucius.
22:08I'm writing to you to tell Kitano that I'm going to sue him.
22:11Madam, calm down and think that there is a price to pay for fame.
22:16Well, that's enough for today.
22:17In the next program we will continue reading emails.
22:20You already know, for any proposal, idea, threat, insult, declaration of love
22:24or whatever, you can write to us at humoramarilloarroba4.com.
22:29And we read it, word of baby Jesus.
22:32Look, while we were reading the emails, the contestants have taken advantage
22:36to climb the hill.
22:38Well, not all of them, because there are a few that have remained like this one, rolling.
22:41Chucky gets angry with the contestant because he almost made him ill.
22:44And the contestant doesn't agree, but of course, he's in no position to argue.
22:48It's a great time to tickle her feet.
22:51And one, two, three sneak in, all of them.
22:53Hey, Chucky, your yard is a colander, man.
22:56If you don't send a child to do the work, your mother.
22:58But Chucky is 45 years old.
23:00Yes, I'm a little older, what's up?
23:03I've seen how I want, man, Joe.
23:05Chucky, look at this ball.
23:22Look at that bridge and entertain yourself.
23:24Friend!
23:26Oh, Manuela, don't cry for me anymore!
23:29Or I'll give you a ride that'll make you laugh.
23:33Al Nakasone!
23:35We are at the now legendary Nakasone Canyon Test.
23:39What does it say there, but in Japanese?
23:40Well, actually it says there,
23:42Vendoseat Panda is an advertisement that our director has placed.
23:46Well, with subliminal advertising included,
23:48One of the challenges our contestants fear the most begins.
23:51Especially since their heads are in danger, literally speaking.
23:56That's why it's the organ they try to protect the most.
23:58When there are other parts of the body that hurt much more, like that one.
24:02The contestant is receiving a severe punishment on his butt.
24:05Although it would be worse if it were facing forward.
24:07And pay attention, because he has lost the ball.
24:09He has lost his balance and now he has lost overall.
24:11He has lost completely.
24:12What's up, buddies?
24:14And enters the Genaro Mizoguchi Bridge.
24:16Genaro is a boy who lives obsessed with brands.
24:19He wears a brand-name tracksuit, brand-name sneakers, even his underwear is brand-name.
24:23Come on, director, please.
24:24Give us a shot of Genaro's spectacular outfit.
24:27Look how handsome he is.
24:28He's a real work of art.
24:30Well, he just got a new brand.
24:32He was the contestant who fell into a yellow mood the fastest.
24:35Long live the cudeiros!
24:36Hey, it's the Chinese cudeiro!
24:38But because he's wearing shorts over his tracksuit.
24:41Good heavens!
24:42That means he hasn't taken his medication.
24:44No, Chinese!
24:45Go back!
24:45Don't do it!
24:46You are not ready!
24:48Comes back!
24:48No!
24:49You have killed the Chinese cudeiro!
24:51You took advantage of the fact that I hadn't taken my medication!
24:57Don't do that to me, okay?
24:59We are seeing the typical reaction of the contestants after witnessing the death of the Chino Cudeiro.
25:05They come out scared, unfocused, unbalanced.
25:09This poor thing almost fell right from the start.
25:12And he hasn't even seen a ball yet.
25:14She's so scared that she prefers not to see them, honestly.
25:17Well, let's see what happens when Tani throws him the golden ball.
25:20That does manage to stand up.
25:21Finally, it seems that he has managed to maintain his balance.
25:24A somewhat unstable balance, yes.
25:26And there goes the golden ball.
25:28And there goes the ball that hurts.
25:30He couldn't stand it.
25:31It has fallen apart.
25:33It has sunk.
25:34And now it has completely sunk.
25:37Someday we should try this without a net, it could be fun.
25:39I'm here!
25:40This contestant, who looks like Pepito Piscinas, has given notice of his position for a very specific reason.
25:46He says he's wearing camouflage.
25:47But how will it be camouflaged?
25:49If he's wearing black!
25:50Eliardo!
25:51As you know, we always do this test at night, and he's wearing a black tracksuit so we can't see him.
25:55Yes, but the sleeves of the tracksuit and the gloves he's wearing are white.
25:59Man, he's in camouflage, but he's kind of dumb.
26:01Well, it seems that his tactic hasn't worked very well.
26:04The pirate duo is already celebrating their downfall.
26:06But no, it is remade.
26:08This man is a box full of surprises.
26:10Tani asks him to come closer, because he is camouflaged and cannot see him.
26:14He advances in a stance that is a provocation to the pirate duo.
26:17From here we recommend that when you pick up the golden ball you don't act like that.
26:21Because they can make his butt look like the Japanese flag.
26:24Well, look, it seems he heard us.
26:26Even if he continues to offer his soft parts to the pirate duo.
26:30Well, that's where you can see how well camouflage works.
26:32I haven't seen anything.
26:33That's why it's a good camouflage.
26:35And pay attention because the contestant, for better or worse, is getting closer to the finish line.
26:39It falls very close to the exit.
26:41Only a few meters separate him from victory.
26:43And the pirate duo, who can hardly see him anymore, tries to confirm him in vain.
26:47And he did it!
26:49And here we have the kid again who has dressed as a sailor girl.
26:52Because she wears two fake breasts.
26:54Although in this light you can hardly see them.
26:56And be careful because it seems that her breasts are playing tricks on her.
27:00I'm breastfeeding!
27:02So that means they're a little overloaded.
27:05And so much so, because he can barely stand up.
27:07And pay attention, because he receives the golden ball and...
27:11And little else.
27:11And they didn't hit him in the chest, they hit him in the hand.
27:14I'm about ninety cups in, you know?
27:17And why do you wear fake breasts?
27:19I wanted to see Pepe's caravan and that's why I put these two on.
27:22Well, you've made a fool of yourself for nothing.
27:24And here we have a man who walks like a tightrope walker.
27:27He moves like a tightrope walker.
27:30Think like a tightrope walker.
27:32Come on, he's a professional tightrope walker.
27:35He has come with the troupe that will then offer us the greatest show on earth.
27:38And he wanted to show us that a professional can overcome Nakasone's canyons with ease.
27:44Of course, we had told him that we weren't going to shoot him.
27:47And we deceived him.
27:48And through the tunnel of love come today's three winners.
27:51Well, you can't go home yet, Pintrafillas, because now the greatest show on earth is coming and you want to see it, I suppose, right?
27:59My inside!
28:00Welcome to the greatest show on earth!
28:07I am the sad clown.
28:09And I am accompanied by the best artists in the world.
28:15Here's to the track cyclist.
28:19Whenever you want.
28:20Come on, hit the bike, Manolo.
28:23And now the juggler who has performed in the best circuses in the world.
28:37You'll see how cool it is.
28:39It's spectacular.
28:40Next, the man who risks his life with fire.
28:52Go ahead, man who plays your life with fire!
28:56Well, I'm afraid of fire.
28:58I became transgasable because I like to eat everything.
29:01But I'm going through this, really.
29:05And finally, the only man who is able to walk on a ball for more than two hours at a time.
29:10Non-stop, he's the ball walker.
29:22This has been the greatest show on earth.
29:24I hope you had a good time.
29:27Well, I'm leaving now because it seems they weren't very happy with me and they fired me.
29:33The next program Pepe is back.
29:36I hope they love him more.
29:38The good thing is that the technicians have come to say goodbye to me.
29:41That means I haven't done so badly.
29:45Goodbye, friends!
29:47Will you join me?
29:48Don't come back here, you bastard!
29:51If you see me on the street, don't say hello!
29:54Or as they say in Japanese...
29:55Hey, by the way, now that I see that this guy has been fired, when are we going to get paid?
29:59No!
29:59No!
30:00No!
30:00No!
30:00No!
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