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00:00Come on, geeky aunt, demonstrate to the viewers the nonsense they'll be seeing today on Humor Amarillo.
00:07Hey, look what I'm doing! Look what I'm doing! Look what I'm doing!
00:11The yellow humor is starting! Come on, Cudirín!
00:30Long live your shovel! Humorous humor! Come back now!
00:37Welcome to a new edition of the program about blows and blows by Antonomasiak.
00:42In the last few days, we've received hundreds of emails. What do I say, hundreds? Thousands! What do I say, thousands? Millions!
00:46You've gone too far there!
00:47Well, I think we've received five emails asking us to do a show dedicated to Humor Amarillo fans.
00:52And what better tribute than to have them compete, to kill each other in the...
00:56Battle of the fans!
00:57And we have four fan teams.
01:00Takeshi's followers who came, 30.
01:02General Tani's, another 30.
01:04And Pinky Winky and Chino Cudeiro, who have the same number of fans. Let the battle begin!
01:08What's wrong with me? Don't I have any fans? Is there no one who wants to fight for the great reporter Pepe Livingstone?
01:14Well, you should know that I am much more than a man with a caravan.
01:17My life is very hard. I have to endure the heat. Cold! Please let the cold in!
01:22This is so hard! There are no fans... Sorry, I mean, there are no fans who want to come to my team.
01:27Please!
01:31Pedro Fías! An old monk from Solín once told me.
01:34A wise man has no followers. If he's truly wise, he'll have... female followers!
01:39I basically consider myself a wise man. Besides, I'm hotter than a fiddle.
01:45And if you don't believe me, let one of my fans tell you. Please.
01:49Calm down, calm down, beasts!
01:51You're part of my fan club, right?
01:53Yes, yes, we are.
01:54Well, girls, do I strike you as a wise man, yes or no?
01:57I think you have a beautiful wisdom.
02:00All right, you've got it right there. Let's see.
02:01Your intelligence is like a train, Tani!
02:04Perfect, perfect! Next!
02:07You're a handsome guy!
02:08Don't stop, don't stop, keep going!
02:10And now it's all there! Tani is as fit as a fiddle!
02:13You just touched me. You've hit me right in the feels.
02:17I'm about to cry. Thank you so much.
02:19But let's interview another fan.
02:21Let's see, who are you here for, kid?
02:24By Takeshi.
02:25It seemed to me.
02:25Only a Takeshi fan would think of covering the helmet.
02:28Don't you want to come to my team?
02:30Jotani, you look so hot!
02:31Don't put me in this position!
02:33Come on, come with me or Pinky!
02:35But leave Takeshi's ranks, Kitano!
02:37What do you say, you piltrofilla?
02:38I just don't know.
02:40Let's see, this is your family, right?
02:42Yes, these are dead.
02:43Come join my team. You'll never be short of nougat.
02:46So, okay. We're with you!
02:48Well, the time has come for me to send you all...
02:50Goofball!
02:53Let's review the scoreboard because there have been changes.
02:56Takeshi has been left with 20 fans thanks to Tani's clever maneuvers.
02:59And Tani has been the big beneficiary because he now has 40 fans.
03:03How did Takeshi take this?
03:05Junior, we're going to give Tani such a beating that he'll get...
03:07Don't say it, Takeshi!
03:09I was going to say through the ears.
03:10Come on, I'll defend the wick.
03:12With the zipo.
03:15Now! Goodbye, Tani!
03:18Die! Die!
03:19I told you not to buy the cannon at a dollar store.
03:28I don't know what happened. I don't think the bullet went out.
03:31Junior, I'm serious, I don't know how we even have 10 fans.
03:34Because we're charming, Takeshi.
03:36Although we don't have much luck, to be honest.
03:38Yes, there's still the cannonball.
03:41Watch out, Takeshi!
03:42It's from some of Tani's people!
03:44Betrayal, Junior! They've betrayed us!
03:47Leave them alone, you scoundrel cannon!
03:49Takeshi, don't insult him, he might get angry and shoot us.
03:52Hey, I'm getting tired of doing this, Junior. Why don't we do something else?
03:55Maybe if we crouch down.
03:57Get down, Takeshi! That's not how it works for us!
04:00Did you see it? Did you see it, Junior! I tried to kill myself!
04:03But he gave you a back massage.
04:04Junior, Tani just declared war on us.
04:07Hey, Takeshi, what do we do with the cannon?
04:09Fire them without severance pay!
04:16What's happening to me is something to cry about, really.
04:24It's that I hurt myself.
04:26You'll see.
04:27It's that my... Oh, how do I say it!
04:35It's breaking! Yes, that's breaking!
04:44Takeshi, don't worry.
04:45You have us to prevent Tani's fans from winning.
04:49Although I have heard that you have bribed someone
04:51with a box of donuts to pass to his team.
04:54Right?
04:55Do you think it's pretty?
04:56Betray the teacher?
04:58Gosh, for a box of donuts I'd sell my mother.
05:02What do I say for a box?
05:03I'll sell it for just one donut.
05:06Takeshi, you see that you can rest easy.
05:10To the gate!
05:11And the first fan battle takes place at the mega gates of panic.
05:15Several rows of doors that hide multiple surprises.
05:18Almost all of them are tapas.
05:20Some have a trapping net with cross-hatches.
05:22And many hide a disgusting puddle.
05:25And as it could not be otherwise,
05:26Several members of Tani's fan team escape alone.
05:29And why couldn't it be any other way?
05:31Because Tani has given them the right path.
05:33Oh, right. So do I.
05:36And pay attention because there we see a full recording with the puddle camera
05:38that we have to change every week.
05:40There's no need to explain why we need to change it.
05:43But what does it matter?
05:44We spare no expense here to make each show more fantastic than the last.
05:49Thanks to this spectacular aerial shot,
05:51We can see the terrible obstacles that the contestants still have to overcome.
05:55Well yes, indeed.
05:56There are Takeshi's henchmen who have to prevent entry to all those who are not fans of the boss.
06:01But as we have seen, almost everyone has been left over.
06:03So the contestants pass without problems.
06:06And we arrive at the mythical flour pool.
06:07Hidden inside are the colored balls that the contestants must collect to advance to the next phase.
06:13That is, those who don't have balls go back home.
06:16But let's slow down this moment so that its dramatic intensity can be better appreciated.
06:21Man, to say that this has dramatic intensity seems like an exaggeration to me.
06:31Although, this does have drama.
06:33Especially the drama that occurred in the contestants' homes when they put the clothes in the washing machine.
06:38Because there are stains, there are stains that never come out.
06:40But for drama, drama, real drama, the kind that's happening right now in the flour pool.
06:46There are no more colored balls left, yet there is a group of unfortunate people who continue to search for them.
06:51Meanwhile, our reporter Pepe mocks and ridicules them.
06:55A mockery that will not end even when the whistle sounds marking the end of the test.
07:00You're out, suckers.
07:02If you had joined my team, this would have happened to us.
07:05You would already be in the final.
07:06Go for Pepe! Go for Pepe!
07:08And now what do you say, eh, bad person?
07:11Well I say... Wretches!
07:13Go home, you bad people!
07:15Furthermore, I find this childish behavior you are exhibiting appalling.
07:19You're losers! Losers! Losers!
07:23Come on, pretty girl! It's time for the whistle!
07:25Are you okay? Hello?
07:27Do you want me to show you something that's going to make you scream?
07:29But really scream, eh, at the top of your lungs.
07:31Come on, stand up, I'll show you.
07:34Look what I have here! It's you!
07:36What is this, Junior?
07:47Don't know.
07:48It was a rhetorical, silly question.
07:49It is a minion strength meter.
07:51Go ahead, shark!
07:52Junior, I want to win the battle of the fans no matter what.
07:55And whatever happens, my henchmen will eliminate the fans of others.
07:58And we're going to choose the strongest. Go for it!
07:59Go for it!
08:03I know, two!
08:07Takesi! You broke it!
08:09Also, the beastly uncle has ripped out a piece of carpet.
08:12And he broke the strength meter!
08:15Now what do we do?
08:16Hey, does anyone have some glue lying around to stick this on?
08:25We come to the favorite test of arachnids and other critters.
08:28I want to be like Spiderman!
08:30With their natural ability and a Velcro suit, the contestants will have to try to stay stuck to the wall.
08:35Or crash in the attempt.
08:37I am the security guard in charge of making sure no one steals from this house.
08:39I'm a pacifist, but I have this in case anyone has too long hands.
08:47They are gauges!
08:48And tell me who it's coming for, Piltrofilla.
08:51For Takeshi!
08:52We start with a fan of the boss, a kid who has seen all of Takeshi Kitano's films.
08:57That's why he knows Takeshi likes gratuitous violence.
09:00And the more free, the better.
09:02Look, the guy thinks he's at a spa.
09:04I love you, Pinky!
09:05On Pinky's fan team, there are people who come dressed in a very pirate-like manner.
09:10This one, for example, has stolen his mother's shower cap.
09:12Which on the other hand suits him perfectly in this test.
09:15Tell me, tell me.
09:16As?
09:17As?
09:17And then, but it was unintentional.
09:23You don't even know it, Father Golfa!
09:25Look, I'm going to tell you something.
09:26Either you compete on my fans' team, or I'll make what you just told me public.
09:30Okay.
09:31For Pepe!
09:31Our reporter has finally convinced someone to join his team.
09:36Well, Pepe's team is back to zero patacero.
09:40How does the animal have fun with the hose?
09:41For Tani!
09:42This guy is the president of Tani's fan club.
09:44And for now, the only one to pass the test.
09:49Long live Takeshi!
09:50Another fan of the boss.
09:51He concentrates, takes a breath, jumps and...
09:55That is precisely the problem, which has not been resolved.
09:57I think Animal just hosed her down.
10:01Yes, pirate!
10:02A pirate?
10:03This is from Pinky's team.
10:04I don't really see it, do I?
10:05Well, me neither.
10:06Let's investigate.
10:07When Animal finishes watering him, that is.
10:09Let's see, are you a real pirate?
10:14Of course, man.
10:16Well, do something to prove it.
10:17Come on, prove it.
10:19Spectacular.
10:19You see my eyes and you look like one of the components of my crazy one.
10:22Look, there's Pinky.
10:24Go say hello to him.
10:25Hello, pirate!
10:26Hey, can you teach me how to dance?
10:28Stop looking at Pinky and make me a house, man.
10:30Cortani!
10:31All right, Pitrafilla, do it for me.
10:33But don't think about it too much.
10:34Jump now!
10:36Moments of tension?
10:38But let go, Pitrafilla, you haven't got a return ticket.
10:41You wretch, you broke my scenery!
10:43You better stay stuck.
10:44Very good, very good!
10:45And another one from Tani's team that does it.
10:49I'm a bit of a pirate.
10:51Louder, Pitrafilla!
10:52By Pinky.
10:53This languid-looking contestant competes on the pirate team.
10:58Well, the rush that has come has not been languid at all.
11:01For my Nakashonis!
11:02Here we see a Takeshi fan who has promised to leave the Nakashones behind to pass the test.
11:06Well yes, he left them stamped.
11:09Hello, Pinky!
11:10This fan of the pirate leader claims he's capable of doing spectacular things from the waist down.
11:15Oh, there's a lever there!
11:18For Kudeirism!
11:19And finally we have a fan of the Chinese kudeiro.
11:21¡A Pocholo kudeiro!
11:23That... that... that he killed himself.
11:25No! You've killed a Chinese kudeiro fan!
11:28I want my favorite general!
11:30Yo, Pitrafilla, me!
11:31And we finish the round of I Want to Be Like Spiderman with one of Tani's fans.
11:35That also happens easily!
11:39Well, let's take stock.
11:40In total, 125 contestants remain standing.
11:43Of which 25 belong to the Takeshi fans team.
11:4640 to Tani's.
11:4732 to Pinky Winky's.
11:49And 28 to the Chinese kudeiro.
11:50Things are on fire.
11:52Watch out, I'm getting burned!
11:53Nature.
12:00What peace!
12:02Wretches!
12:03No one has signed up for my fan team yet!
12:05I am a public figure!
12:06And I need to have fans so I can eat!
12:09Oh, how funny you are!
12:10Oh!
12:11Look, they're throwing cereal!
12:12Keep going, I haven't had breakfast!
12:20What's happening to me is something to cry about, really.
12:22I'm hurting myself!
12:30You'll see!
12:37It's that my...
12:38Oh, how do I say it!
12:39It's breaking!
12:41Yes, that's broken!
12:42And we're at the test that Taquesi came up with after spending three weeks without sleeping hooked on a video game.
12:54Yes, you guessed it right!
12:55It's the Hirohito Circuit!
12:57A test that is three tests at once, at least.
13:01Hey!
13:02I don't like the way you drew it!
13:04The other two are laughing at me!
13:05And the other two are Animal?
13:09And Juanito Caldicie!
13:12Thanks, Taquesi!
13:16To the circuit!
13:17This contestant, who belongs to the Taquesi fan team, feels very grateful.
13:21And now he also feels very bruised.
13:24But if he feels grateful, it's because Taquesi has chosen him to explain to the others the dangers that await them in this test.
13:30To start there is a robot that runs above.
13:31If the robot reaches the finish line before the contestant, it will be eliminated.
13:34Then there are the pinchos morunos.
13:36Then the mini trampoline that takes you to the foam cube pool.
13:39In which a member of the crow gang throws the ball to Antonia.
13:43He passes by Juanito Caldicie who does nothing but is frightening.
13:46And after overcoming the mini seesaw of death, the contestant meets the rest of the gang of crows.
13:51They throw the ball to Margarita, Luisa and Enriquete.
13:53And to finish, you just have to do a little Tarzan.
13:56And the alarm indicates that the robot is reaching the goal.
13:58A place this contestant will never know.
14:01Thanks for showing us the circuit, Majete.
14:03Tani! You look so good!
14:05I'm here, you little rascal.
14:06This woman doesn't just belong to Tani's fan team.
14:09She is also deeply in love with her beauty.
14:11And of course, with the excitement of being so close to her idol, the poor girl broke down.
14:15Man, the stone also helped.
14:17Cudeiro forever!
14:18And with all of you, Tancredo Cudeiro.
14:20A man who admires the Chinese Cudeiro so much that he has even changed his last name.
14:24Cheer up, Tancred, you can do it!
14:25No, you can't.
14:26No! You've killed another fan of the Chinese Cudeiro!
14:29This one's for you, Pinky!
14:34Pitrafilla, be careful, don't slip, okay?
14:36Tani's warning is not intended maliciously.
14:38There is an area that is muddy.
14:40That one, precisely.
14:41And after hitting the lettuce, this member of the pirate team,
14:44that is, from the Pinky Winky fan team,
14:47He faces the pinchos morunos with much more ease.
14:49He knows that it is very difficult to get hit more than once in the same test.
14:52By statistics, basically.
14:54Well, look, I was about to give myself a complete statistic.
14:57Juanito Baldness tries to get your attention!
15:00But she's not his type. In fact, his type is Pinky.
15:03And he's getting closer to the goal.
15:04He just has to overcome the blows from the Crows' gang.
15:07and with one leap he will have achieved victory.
15:10Come on, dodge the balls!
15:12And you'll only have to take a small jump!
15:14It's less than 10 meters!
15:16But take the vine, animal!
15:19Pinky, where are you? I can't see you!
15:25At your service!
15:26And the last one in a test of fortune at the Hirohito circuit
15:29It's Sergeant Kudeiro.
15:30A man trained by the Chinese Kudeiro himself!
15:33No! You've killed another fan of the Chinese Kudeiro!
15:36Look, Junior, let's make a potion.
15:49to turn our team members into super contestants.
15:52Throw an egg, come on.
15:53But what's so funny about it?
15:55What should be done with the egg beforehand?
15:56I don't know, what should I do?
15:58What do you want? Do you want me to drink the shell or something?
16:00Wait, I'll take it out with chopsticks.
16:02And speak it with chopsticks too, for fun.
16:03How do you do this?
16:05Look, you hit it, break it, and throw it in.
16:08That's it! I'll give it another one, I liked it.
16:12This is super fun, Takeshi.
16:14I'm going to throw this at him.
16:17Tabasco? What is this?
16:18Well, it's to give it a little flavor, Junior.
16:20Come on, let's stir!
16:21Wow, what a cool color!
16:25It makes you want to drink it.
16:27Well, come on.
16:27That?
16:28Drink it!
16:29But, Takeshi, you can't do this to me.
16:32You don't want me to try it, do you?
16:33What if something happens to me?
16:34What if it happens to me?
16:35That doesn't matter, man.
16:36OK that's fine.
16:37Anything for science.
16:39Takeshi, if I die, keep my stuffed animal, okay?
16:42Don't worry about the stuffed animal, I'll give him the next one too.
16:45Here I go!
16:45Good!
16:49How are you? Do you notice anything?
16:50Do you feel stronger?
16:53More powerful?
16:54Your muscles swell.
16:57But back off, man, nothing's happening!
16:59And while we take Junior to the emergency room, we're going to play a little bowling.
17:03Specifically, we're going to put the contestants inside the bowling pins so they can shout that...
17:08I'm not a bun! I'm a person!
17:12Hello, pirates!
17:13Even though my fans are competing, I'm not going to play favorites.
17:16I'm going to love you all the same, pirates.
17:18I'm that loving.
17:20Let's share!
17:22Let the first one pass!
17:23And we begin the test with the traditional draw of positions.
17:27The contestants draw the card that will mark their position in the bowling alley and here the ace is bad, it is very bad.
17:33Yes, because the lower the card, the closer the contestant is to the line of fire.
17:39That's why the people who draw the lowest cards make these faces.
17:43His destiny is drawn on his face.
17:45And it's not a good idea to laugh before your time, pay attention to the boy behind the guy in the floral shirt.
17:51He's splitting his sides laughing, he's enjoying the misfortune of others.
17:54Well, let's see if he laughs now when they pull out the letter.
17:57It bothers you, you rascal!
18:00And now, the moment of truth has arrived.
18:05How many will still be standing after the ball?
18:09This poor thing started laughing nervously.
18:12Pirates, I will not have mercy on you if you know this!
18:14I'm going to be bad, really bad!
18:16What a guy I am when I get going!
18:19Here I go!
18:20And the ball is relentlessly aimed at number one, Risitas.
18:25And why me, if I didn't laugh? I just cry!
18:35Second draw and second chance to see human suffering.
18:39Well, he's a two, but the freak has a great time.
18:41But not everyone is so foolish.
18:44And the firing squad is already prepared.
18:47That platoon that Pinky Winky launches with great skill.
18:50If you laugh, you laugh, you'll see.
18:52I've thrown it at Bosch before, but now I'm going to throw at least six or seven.
18:56What a woman I am!
18:58Suck on that!
18:59Well, it seems Pinky isn't going to throw six or seven.
19:03He's going to throw the six and the ten.
19:05Did he express himself badly?
19:08No, pirate, I didn't express myself badly.
19:10It's just that I'm not very good at aiming today, to be honest.
19:14Well, at least someone is happy.
19:17If you were on my team, wouldn't this have happened to you?
19:19Well, at least I can fall again with my head held high.
19:23Do you notice my hand?
19:24No, not really.
19:26Well, that's a shame, kiddo.
19:27Hey, if you want, you can come to my trailer to change.
19:30This suit must be very warm, right?
19:33What are you laughing at?
19:35I'm serious!
19:36I'm going to sing.
19:38So that?
19:38Here it goes!
19:41Here it goes!
19:43It's a heartbreak song, get it?
19:46And we're going to see the last round of balls.
19:48The ace has not yet come out.
19:50Will this guy pull it off?
19:52No, he takes the five.
19:54Will this girl pull it off?
19:56Neither, he takes the six.
19:57Will this be the lucky one?
20:00Correct!
20:00Oh, what a pity for his mother!
20:02And before throwing the ball, Pinky has a very important message to tell the contestants.
20:06May God catch them confessing.
20:08Hello again, pirates!
20:11I wanted to tell you that I'm going to make a rhyme with the number of pins he has.
20:15I feel like a poet like that.
20:16Here I go!
20:17What do I give you?
20:19Pinky just made a very risky bet.
20:22Let's see how many pins he knocks down.
20:24One pirate, two pirates, three pirates, four pirates, and five pirates.
20:29There are five of them!
20:30Let's see what he says again.
20:32One, two, three, four...
20:34Oh, and what a rhyme I make with the number five!
20:36Five pirates!
20:36I can't think of anything!
20:37Five, five!
20:39Runs!
20:40Oops!
20:40Pinky is going to rhyme!
20:42It's easy!
20:42Take cover!
20:43Don't worry about me, that's that guy.
20:45But mine does.
20:46Shall I do the five-me rhyme for you?
20:48Jump away.
20:49How funny!
20:51Conainco!
20:51Look, I didn't think to tell you, but you've earned it.
20:54You look like a bitch right now.
20:55Just so you know!
20:59What's happening to me is really worth crying about.
21:10It's that I'm hurting myself, you'll see.
21:19It's that my... is broken
21:20Oh, how do I say it!
21:22It's breaking!
21:23Yes, that's broken!
21:29And we still have 68 contestants left looking for a way out.
21:34But let's look at the scoreboard.
21:35Of those 68, 16 are Takeshi fans.
21:38Tan was in the lead with 22.
21:39Followed by Pinky, who still has 17 pirates, and the Chinese Cureiro, who is already in the queue because he only has 13 left.
21:45I'm devastated.
21:47I don't have a single fan.
21:48The life of a reporter is very hard and nobody cares.
21:50Hey, it's not snowing now.
21:54You'll clear things up a bit, Gosh.
21:56Now is when the panther had to attack me to make me feel sorry for myself and to get my fans to call me.
22:04How affectionate she is!
22:07Only wild beasts love me.
22:09With our swimsuits on and the Beach Boys in full swing, we arrived at...
22:15Surfing on the ironing board.
22:17The test in which the contestants will have to avoid the nipples.
22:20Not its own, but the smell of foam rubber.
22:23It is important to clarify this point.
22:26I don't have a fan club either, but dressing like that is normal, right?
22:32To the board!
22:34Long live George Lucas!
22:35And this geek with the essays in his head?
22:37It's normal. A fan show always sneaks in with a clueless person.
22:41In this case, a clueless person who thinks she's Princess Leia.
22:44Well, he has just fallen into the dark side.
22:46Pirate power!
22:47And a member of the Pinky Winky fan team gets on the ironing board.
22:51In this case, in addition to being a fan, he is a personal friend of Pinky.
22:54He's a couturier. The man who designs those fantastic pink pajamas for her.
22:58Wait, I think he's excited and he thinks he's on the Cibeles catwalk.
23:02Spectacular way of parading.
23:04That's one hit that will never go out of style.
23:05Let's go for it!
23:07Although he may seem like a fan of our reporter Pepe, he's actually on Takeshi's team.
23:11This kind of Japanese torrent has only come to touch the nipple.
23:14You rub it on, and voila! You can go home with your job done.
23:19Will it be dirty?
23:20Long live Cudeirico!
23:22Yes, it's her, the authentic Maripini Cudeiro.
23:25A fan of the Chinese Cudeiro who comes from none other than Zaragoza.
23:29Not only will he try to pass the test, but he's also promised us that he'll dance a jota on the ironing board.
23:35And there comes the moment, Jota.
23:37And not!
23:38You've killed another fan of the Chinese Cudeiro!
23:41My time has come!
23:43Well yes, the moment we've been announcing has arrived.
23:45The moment when this man's soul is torn apart.
23:48Phew!
23:49That has hurt even me.
23:54Goofball!
23:55Very well, Pintrafilla.
23:56Show them what you are capable of, my fans.
23:59Very good, very good.
23:59Come on, pop the nipple.
24:01Perfect, Pintrafilla.
24:03Now focus, focus.
24:05Oh, I'm getting excited.
24:07I'm going to give my war cry.
24:09Goofball!
24:09Oh, sorry, I scared you, Pintrafilla.
24:12I'm sorry!
24:13There will be another time!
24:13And if I tell you that those who join my team receive a box of Ferrero Rocher,
24:19What do you answer me?
24:20Would you like to be a Pepe fan?
24:22Give me 30 euros.
24:23How materialistic!
24:24For that money you won't get 10 contestants.
24:27But it's okay, it's okay.
24:2730 euros, come on.
24:29It has risen 40.
24:30You're clever!
24:3250.
24:33Okay, okay, okay.
24:34Now I'm on your team.
24:36Long live Pepe!
24:37And our reporter re-enters the competition.
24:39Your fan team has a new member.
24:41Well, I'm afraid this member won't last long either.
24:45Indeed.
24:46Pepe's team is back to zero players.
24:48Let's go!
24:49Another member of Takeshi's team.
24:51This one in particular is one of the specialists in his films.
24:55He did it on purpose.
24:57He's a genius.
24:58In fact, if we ask him, he will give us the death of a man shot by chamois hunters.
25:02Whenever you want!
25:05Spectacular.
25:06What a great performance, right?
25:09Tani, you look so good!
25:10Thank you, Piltrafilla, thank you.
25:12Another Tani fan excited to be so close to her idol.
25:15And another fan who will have to wear a neck brace for the rest of her life.
25:18By pirate power!
25:20This girl belongs to Pinky's team.
25:22A group in which there are some fans who have a little problem.
25:25They are incapable of stepping on pink things.
25:28What a silly stumble.
25:32I'm for sale!
25:33Let it be known!
25:35Here we have the typical unscrupulous contestant.
25:38When he arrived, he was on Takeshi's fan team.
25:40Then, he moved on to Tani's ear.
25:42And now it's being sold to the highest bidder.
25:44Pepe tried to bribe him, but Uncle Cara asked for the caravan in return.
25:47And of course, Pepe, it doesn't go that way.
25:49If life were fair, this guy would be doing a dirty job right now.
25:53But he reaches the goal and can continue negotiating.
25:55Shameless!
25:58Junior!
25:59I have it!
26:01What do you have?
26:02The magic potion.
26:03But what?
26:06Do you do it until now?
26:07You don't see it, remove it.
26:08But that's not very scientific.
26:10Also, do it in a teapot.
26:11You're a cheapskate!
26:13Shut up, Junior, and watch.
26:14Thanks to what I have inside, we are going to win the battle of the fans.
26:17But what's inside?
26:19A potion that will turn this skinny guy into a superman.
26:22Get up, Junior.
26:23Wow, you woke up so quickly!
26:24Kid, don't be scared, because you're going to get muscles all the way up to your eyebrows.
26:28Open your mouth and suck.
26:29Now don't open your eyes, the potion has to take effect.
26:37Don't open your eyes, I'm watching you.
26:39I'm looking at you there.
26:40Don't speak them, I'll catch you.
26:41I'll catch you there.
26:42Come on, open them!
26:43Oh, spectacular!
26:45What a great body!
26:46Come on, here, drink more.
26:48Get cultured!
26:50Be careful, let's see if it's going to make you feel malty, right?
26:53Oops, it's swelling!
26:55My goodness, he has more muscles than Schwarzenegger!
26:57I've created the perfect contestant, Junior!
26:59Kelsey, I think it's fibrillating!
27:02Help, help!
27:03My muscles are killing me!
27:06And while we deflate this poor wretch,
27:09Let's see how the last contestants face...
27:12The big chopstick!
27:13A test that basically consists of crossing a puddle with the help of a stick.
27:18Well, my puddle is a lake and the toothpick is a loss.
27:21Well, that's exactly what I said.
27:22You have to do it carefully, hein!
27:24This contestant is one of those who think about it.
27:27He doesn't like to make mistakes.
27:29Calculate the distance, measure the length of the stick.
27:32Come on, jump now, you bore!
27:34Well, it seems to me that all that preparation has been of no use to you.
27:38That's why those who come after don't think about it as much.
27:42He just left the nations on the toothpick in his haste.
27:45And that's not the worst thing that can happen to you.
27:46The worst thing that can happen to you is that you hit the mattress.
27:50Although it is also true that some contestants, after passing through the toothpick,
27:54you get the growth spurt.
27:55Others realize that they have made a mistake in their career.
27:59This one, for example, has realized that he would have to play the lottery more.
28:02Yes, yes, he won!
28:04Come on, man, you bore!
28:05And here we have the typical boomerang contestant.
28:08We don't know why, but it turns around.
28:10And pay attention, because there is the Chino Cudeiro, the authentic one, the...
28:13No! You've killed the Chinese cudeiro!
28:16And this contestant is going to try to use the bottle opener stick with his own head.
28:22A mistake that this man does not make, we do not know why he had taken the toothpick.
28:27Sometimes passing the test is almost worse than being eliminated.
28:31I'm sure he would have preferred to fall into the water.
28:34Not everyone understands how the toothpick works.
28:37It is also true that it is not common for people to jump into the pool with their goggles on.
28:42And there are contestants whose success we don't understand.
28:45Lazy aunt!
28:47And there are others who, no matter how hard they concentrate...
28:50The truth is that they don't fool anyone.
28:52A real pain!
28:52But Pepe, I'm on Pinky's team.
28:57Can't you see I'm wearing a pink scarf?
28:59Yeah, but if you join my team, I'll invite you to my caravan.
29:02Dinner, huh?
29:03But hey, you never know that I am a very broad-minded man.
29:06So let's see if Pepe can get one of his fans into the final.
29:09It's not going to be this one either.
29:10And we finish the stick with this follower of Tani.
29:12And he won, but he just suffered a multiple rib fracture.
29:17And here come the winners of today's show.
29:19All fans of Tani.
29:20And by the way, we've won the battle of the fans.
29:24Let's celebrate!
29:25But I'm very angry with you.
29:30I think it's terrible that no one wanted to stand up for me.
29:33I'm very sad.
29:34I would have preferred if you had stabbed me in the back.
29:37That would have been better than you piercing me with the spears of your indifference.
29:42That would have been better.
29:51Will you be beasts?
29:53What was a metaphor?
29:54Don't you know what a metaphor is?
29:57Or as they say in Japanese, this is what is called going for a run.
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