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00:00Today on Humor Amarillo, we'll discover new methods to end contestants' careers.
00:08Takeshi, what did he say about finishing off the contestants? Not me!
00:11Sorry, sorry, we got the wrong image.
00:14Was this what we were supposed to see?
00:22Igay!
00:23The Chinese worker is already here.
00:26If it will be, we will not laugh.
00:28If it will be, we will not laugh.
00:29Run, jump here, you're going to stop.
00:31Run, jump here, you're going to stop.
00:32Yellow Humor, come back there.
00:39Welcome to a new session of very funny punches.
00:42Where the order of factors does not alter the product.
00:45It may be the blow first and then the laughter.
00:47Or first the laughter and then the blow.
00:49Or both at the same time.
00:51But above all this space aims to be educational.
00:53We want viewers to learn something new with each program.
00:56And today we want to show you something very interesting.
00:59800 ways to kill a contestant!
01:04Why do you hit me?
01:05Come on, Junior, focus.
01:06I want you to tell me what's in this box.
01:08I'll give you a hint, put it danger.
01:10They are chocolates high in cholesterol.
01:12No, Junior, it's dynamite stuck to a cell phone.
01:15It is mobile because it flies through the air.
01:18We are here, the contestant is there.
01:20We called him on the phone and told him...
01:22He has been selected to participate in Humor Amarillo.
01:25And at that moment he flies through the air.
01:27Learn it well.
01:27It's the basic way to finish off a contestant.
01:30And if he communicates with the contestant when we call him, how do we finish him off?
01:33But what are you saying, man?
01:35These things don't happen.
01:36That's like saying that someone who knows their phone is explosive picks it up.
01:39Are they calling?
01:40Junior, no, no.
01:41Yellow Humor, tell me?
01:55Pilí trafillas!
01:57An old Chalín monk once told me.
01:59The person who lets others label him/herself...
02:01...is not a person who goes from...
02:03Label!
02:05I see you all agree.
02:07I'm glad to see that you have a lot of personality.
02:10And what are you carrying there?
02:11I just let myself be labeled by others.
02:13This label, for example, was given to me by my parents.
02:15And what does it say?
02:16Well, he says I'm the smartest kid in the world and that I'm destined to do very important things in this life.
02:21Very good, Piltrafilla, very good.
02:23I'm a genius!
02:23That's why you're in a yellow mood, of course.
02:25Gotcha, Tony!
02:26I gotcha!
02:27Sure, sure, sure, sure!
02:31Hello, girls.
02:33How are you?
02:34We have three good friends here, right?
02:36Yeah.
02:36In fact, you come dressed the same.
02:39Yes, but each one has its own personality.
02:41What thing?
02:42Each one with its own personality.
02:44That's who we are.
02:45Yes, that's how we are.
02:47That's how we are.
02:48Now that's funny, isn't it, kids?
02:50Well, just introduce yourselves and tell us about your dreams and concerns.
02:53Come on.
02:53Hello, I'm from Cuenca.
02:57I like the Powerpuff Girls and I want to be a nursing assistant.
03:00Hi, my favorite of the Powerpuff Girls is Cactus.
03:02I want to be a nursing assistant and I'm from Cuenca.
03:06Hello, I wasn't born in Cuenca, but I live there.
03:09I'm a nursing assistant and my name is Bubbles, like the one in Powerpuff Girls.
03:12Hello, my name is Tani.
03:14I understand the yellow humor contestants less and less.
03:17Thank you very much, beauties.
03:18I'm going to send them all now...
03:20Let's get to it!
03:23Let's get to it!
03:53Hello, hello, hello. How's life going?
04:03You may be wondering what is being handed out here.
04:05Is this the yellow humor gift place?
04:07It says so there.
04:08Yellow humor gift place.
04:10Here come the contestants and in exchange for an injury we give them a gift.
04:13For example, the girl who is fooling around behind me
04:16has traded a sprained ankle for a pair of chopsticks.
04:19But let's investigate and see.
04:21Hello, girls.
04:22Where are you going to get injured?
04:23It's just very intimate, you know?
04:25What a rascal!
04:26I'll be on the lookout for him to get injured.
04:28I don't want to miss it.
04:30It must be a troubled area.
04:32Hello, we are Takeshi's henchmen and we have a very important message.
04:37Whenever you want, kid.
04:38The first thing I have to say is that it is an honor for me to be here.
04:41Let me say hello now and talk.
04:43I am the author of How to Become Takeshi's Minions in Six Lessons.
04:46It is a very nice, soft-cover book.
04:48And it's a must-read for everyone who wants to become Takeshi's henchmen at some point in their lives.
04:53Please buy it now, you'll make me rich.
04:55Okay, that's enough.
04:56Come on, out, go away.
04:58And we...
04:59Let's get to work!
05:00Come on, let's get to work!
05:02Wait, I want to be in the photo.
05:04To the gate!
05:05Like headless chickens, the contestants rush to the doorsteps of panic.
05:10It's not the most effective way to eliminate contestants, but it is one of the most fun.
05:15For starters, there are the slips in the mud.
05:17They don't cause serious injuries, but they make you laugh a lot.
05:20Then there are the knocks against the false doors, like that.
05:24And we also have... Surprise!
05:26Beautiful pools of dirty water that leave the contestants feeling like new.
05:30We also have the contestant-catching net.
05:32It doesn't kill them, but it entertains them for a while.
05:35Of course, to finish off a contestant it is important to make him run a lot.
05:39The more tired they are, the more likely they are to fall into the mud.
05:43Some may even lose their sight.
05:45I can't see! I can't see anything! I'm blind!
05:48Exhaustion begins to take its toll. They no longer jump. They just let themselves fall.
05:52But it's one thing to fall into a pool, which doesn't hurt because it has water in it.
05:55And it's a very different thing to fall into the contestant-catching net, because that's where your wrists can be bent.
06:00To finish off a contestant it is also important to demoralize him.
06:03Just when you think you can't fall into any more pools...
06:05A new dip leaves their morale on the floor.
06:08Some people think the worst is over.
06:10And that's when they eat a door.
06:12And after all these hardships, that group of excited men and women running around like crazy have become this.
06:20A disunited, exhausted band.
06:22And the worst is yet to come.
06:24The humiliation of rolling in a pool of flour looking for balls.
06:27It's tough, but only those who get a ball will be able to continue in the competition.
06:32Before they were a group of people trying to help each other.
06:35Now they have become wolves seeking their own salvation.
06:38They push each other, kick each other, spit on each other.
06:41Well, don't go too far.
06:42Well, they pinch themselves.
06:44And all because of yellow humor.
06:46They insult each other, they bite each other, they...
06:49Yes, I can't think of anything else.
06:51Please turn off the slow motion, I don't feel epic anymore.
06:54Turn off the slow motion, come on.
06:56Thank you.
06:57Oops, oops, oops, oops.
06:58I think we're going to have problems.
07:00What's happening?
07:00Look, that girl in shorts has a bunny tail.
07:04Gosh, however Pepe sees it, we've got her.
07:06That's what I meant.
07:07The luckiest ones have already reached the flour pool.
07:10Others?
07:10Others, I wanted to say, still have to suffer the harassment of Taquesi's henchmen.
07:15The worst part is that after so much suffering, so much mud eaten, so much water swallowed, there aren't enough balls for everyone.
07:21And then the contestants become predators.
07:23Lucky me! I only had to kick one of them in the head to get my ball.
07:28I think the whistle is going to blow.
07:29There it is!
07:30It's not that I'm getting on the train, it's that you're eliminated.
07:33I want you to know that I'm going home with my head held high.
07:36You haven't managed to sink me.
07:37But have you seen how you look?
07:39You look a shame.
07:40Look at yourself, look at yourself in the mirror.
07:42Oh my God!
07:43You don't have a stained face.
07:44But if you want, I'll stain it for you, darling.
07:46And 104 contestants, plus the one who just got messed up, continue searching for their tragic end.
08:01Hello, hello, hello!
08:02Here I am, searching for injured contestants to give them the prize they deserve.
08:06Oops, here comes one!
08:07What happened to you?
08:08Who almost lost his eye in a hamburger.
08:10Which eye?
08:11He's a real face, man.
08:12Well, for losing an eye, let's see what you got.
08:15One eye, one car!
08:17How lucky!
08:18Come on, take this.
08:19Do you like your gift?
08:20This is not a car.
08:22Since you seem like an environmentalist, I thought you wouldn't want a highly polluting gift, you know?
08:27You've fooled me.
08:29What a stupid mistake?
08:31Well, I'll have to keep coming by bike.
08:36Takeshi, I don't know how to tell you this without making you angry,
08:39But I think we need to change our tactics to get rid of the contestants.
08:43I know.
08:44Do you know?
08:45Clear.
08:46But I thought you were going to get angry, Takeshi.
08:48But let's see, Junior, what do you think I'm doing with this big gun?
08:51How great!
08:52It's a prototype, but it's harmless.
08:54How cool is it, right?
08:55Come on, put this on your head, run.
08:57Put it on.
08:58So that?
08:58Let's test the gun.
09:00But didn't you say it's a toy that doesn't work?
09:03This smells really bad to me, huh?
09:04Come on, pretend you're a contestant.
09:06Goes!
09:09I feel you, contestant.
09:12Here your path ends.
09:17But, but Takeshi, didn't you tell me it was a toy?
09:21Wow, Junior!
09:22How cool was that!
09:22Come on, do it again, this is super cool.
09:24Get on, get on!
09:25No, Takeshi, no.
09:26Enough, enough.
09:27I don't want to play.
09:28Takeshi, may you be young.
09:30I am your friend.
09:31Don't kill me, please.
09:32Do not commit murder.
09:34Oh, oh, oh, oh!
09:35I just hurt my finger.
09:37Oh, my finger!
09:38T Takeshi, you almost killed me!
09:40Don't be a whiner, Junior, I've got a piece of china stuck in my ear.
09:44Oh!
09:45Alzamburger!
09:47You guys are the bomb!
09:48Thanks, you piltrafilla.
09:49We're into burgers.
09:52One of the most effective methods of eliminating contestants.
09:54Is it enough to let them be themselves?
09:57You're the bomb, man!
09:58I give up, I give up!
10:00One of the things contestants need to understand is that there is no mercy.
10:04They should never be overconfident, no matter how close they are to success.
10:07Because they can get hit in the back at any moment.
10:09Well, on the back or all over the face.
10:12Even if they dress up as Playboy bunny, we don't make distinctions here.
10:16Buy Romero groceries, the cheapest in the entire world.
10:19Well, they just slipped us some subliminal advertising.
10:22Well, he has to pay for it, with money or with a good blow?
10:26Regular. Come on, loosen your wallet.
10:28And what's this geek wearing on his head?
10:30It's a locator.
10:31And what do you want a locator for?
10:33In case it falls into the water, so we know where it is.
10:36I'm lost!
10:37Don't call me a geek, please, okay?
10:40Okay, we won't.
10:42You're making it a bit difficult for us, to be honest.
10:43Look, I'm going to say it.
10:45What a geek!
10:47He's a real geek, huh. Look how he laughs.
10:49And when a contestant comes in a wetsuit...
10:52No comments.
10:53And pay attention, because a contestant of the black-faced type enters the hamburgers.
10:57Of those with small heads.
10:58And the fat ass!
11:00And this one has just ironed his nacasones.
11:03Me water, my friend!
11:05It's good that our contestants are fans of Bruce Lee.
11:08But of course, saying that water thing here, my friend, is a little dangerous.
11:11Let's interview Bruce, man!
11:14Don't deny it!
11:15Let them pluck your eyebrows, thief!
11:17Get up, get up and let them see you.
11:18Look.
11:19Hey, can you do the Bruce Lee thing again?
11:21It's just that it made me laugh a lot.
11:23I've busted my ass, you know?
11:24Be water, my friend!
11:25Come on, go home!
11:27Please don't let Pepe near me.
11:29One of the best ways to kill a contestant is to distract him.
11:32Pepe is coming!
11:33What if it doesn't work again?
11:35Pepe!
11:35What if the contestant still doesn't fall?
11:37Pepe, I'll wait for you on the other shore!
11:40Well, it didn't work!
11:41I'm bad!
11:42Well, it didn't work!
12:12Junior!
12:19That?
12:19I am very disappointed with this pistol.
12:21A lot of pin, pin, pin, but he still hasn't hit any contestant.
12:24Takeshi, that's because you don't practice.
12:26Look what I have prepared for you
12:27Thanks to this, you are going to become a real danger.
12:31But Junior, what have you set up here?
12:33You'll see when I see it homemade or the scolding they give us
12:35Don't worry, Takeshi
12:37Look, some cowboys are going to appear now so you can practice your aim.
12:40They carry toy guns, but they think they are real.
12:43Are you sure they are toys?
12:44Yes, really.
12:45Come on, first cowboy! Let him come out!
12:49Have you seen how big the guy is?
12:51It's so you don't fail!
12:53This gun doesn't fire!
12:55Come on, Takeshi, finish him off! Come on!
12:59Take it, entorje peto
13:01And so too, take
13:05Takeshi, what did you do? You were a carpenter!
13:08Well, he carried a gun.
13:09It was a stapler!
13:11Did he want to kill me with a stapler?
13:12No, man, no!
13:13The thing is, when I start shooting, I don't know how to stop.
13:15But didn't you see that he was wearing a helmet?
13:16And what do I know if he was wearing a helmet, amazed, cowboy?
13:18That if a gunman would be scruples, man
13:20Hello, pirates!
13:22Hello, pirates!
13:23I am the only one who can call them pirates
13:25Me too
13:25You don't
13:26Let's see, tell me why not?
13:27Why not?
13:28Tell me if you dare
13:29Because you have a helmet, just so you know!
13:31Not anymore!
13:33Viltrofillas has asked me to explain the changes we have made to this test.
13:36From now on, contestants will have to choose by card how many bad guys they will face.
13:41If they get the A they will only have to face one
13:43But of course, if they get the 7
13:45Well, it's better, better that they go home, really.
13:48The die is cast, Viltrofillas
13:50And these are the bad guys who will try to stop the contestants
13:55With Juanito Calvicia at the helm
13:57Animal of place lieutenant
13:59And this sad guy who is there to make a fuss
14:03And others that we take out that don't give us time
14:05May the force be with me!
14:07Come on, Luz, it's the same as the axis of the letter
14:09Hey, wouldn't they be watching?
14:12How lucky!
14:12The 3rd!
14:13That's what I say
14:14The 3rd!
14:16Soldiers!
14:17I say it slowly!
14:20Let them out!
14:21Three!
14:23To the melon!
14:24The contestant heads off with a determined step to face his destiny.
14:28The henchmen will try to prevent him from reaching the goal.
14:31If he catches him and does not leave the field he will be eliminated.
14:33With all the things going on there is hardly time to explain it.
14:35Volpida ata!
14:36Well, Pink is already trying to be the star.
14:38The die is cast!
14:40No, Viltrofilla, not yet.
14:42I can't believe it!
14:45It's him! It's the ace!
14:47Soldiers!
14:48Let it out!
14:50The pervert!
14:51Yes sir
14:52This girl is convinced that she has been lucky
14:55But he does not count on the cunning of Juanito Calvici.
14:57The boss of the bad guys
14:59That he has sent the only one of his soldiers who has a pending trial for harassment
15:02As we can see in the images
15:04It is not known who is more anxious
15:06If the contestant or the henchman
15:08I don't want to think about what can happen to the lame one
15:11Well, if it's in the background it's harmless.
15:14Look at him, he just wants to hug her.
15:16That's what you say
15:17I think he's thinking about something else.
15:19Calm down, girl, don't worry.
15:22It was really strong, really.
15:24Yes, yes, very strong
15:25Look, I could make you cry by telling you that you are useless.
15:28But I'm not going to do it
15:29Because no matter how clumsy a contestant is
15:31I don't want him to feel bad.
15:33Don't cry, aunt!
15:34What a drawer, steal me!
15:35Choose Miltrafilla
15:36The four!
15:40Soldiers!
15:41I want to tell you
15:42I want to tell you!
15:44I want to tell you that...
15:47I forgot
15:49After this spectacular speech by Juanito Calvici
15:52The contestant feels much better
15:54Start doing stools
15:56To throw off the henchmen
15:57And they think that he has drunk an expired bottle of chamomile.
16:01He faces the bald man
16:02But of course, since you're a girl, the bald guy fails.
16:04He has three rivals left and is heading for the second bald man.
16:07Juanito Baldness!
16:08And knocks it down too
16:09Wait a minute, he could have escaped that way.
16:11Because he has returned to the center
16:12It is already known
16:13When you start to defecate, you can't stop.
16:15Well, the worst animal remains.
16:16Who knows no mercy
16:18Who is capable of stepping on his teammates
16:20And the contestant collapses
16:22He can't take it anymore
16:23And now when the other henchman arrives, he will be able to do less.
16:26It's so tiny that they think it's a toy.
16:29How cute!
16:29I'll get it!
16:32Yes, but first take a letter
16:33Oh, mother!
16:36The seven
16:37You screwed up, dude!
16:39We asked
16:40To the defender
16:42From the contestant
16:44What should you do when a contestant has such bad luck?
16:47Man, they came to play, didn't they?
16:48I believe that everyone should have the same opportunities.
16:51For this one in particular
16:52Give it a go!
16:53Well guys, even the contestant's defender doesn't support you.
16:57You already know what awaits you
16:58Come on, if I were in your place
17:00I would leave the ball and go home
17:02But it seems that the poor misfortune is one of those who thinks
17:04No, the important thing is to participate.
17:06Well, go ahead, participate, participate
17:08And the first selection has already been made.
17:17Only 52 fools remain, moving forward in search of new dangers.
17:20What do you have?
17:21What do you have?
17:22Well, a delicious rice and sushi.
17:24I say what injury do you have?
17:26The gut?
17:27Let's see what your card says.
17:28Look, look
17:29Short digestion
17:31That's not a very serious injury.
17:32You get these two watch boxes
17:35But they don't have anything inside, right?
17:37Here you have them
17:38And I sing you the triumphal march
17:39Did you like it?
17:42What's happening?
17:43Do I still give you the tripe?
17:44I'll fix this right now.
17:45Take
17:46A flower necklace
17:48And Pinky's glass
17:49Look how good it looks on you, pirate.
17:51Let's see how I explain it to Pinky.
17:57Let's get on with it!
18:01This way, Vildrafilla, this way
18:03Long live a bolavarillo!
18:04The first contestant to ride the spring rolls
18:07He wanted to pay tribute to us with his attire
18:09Well, what a tribute!
18:10I prefer those who hate us, honestly.
18:12He thinks that this way he will be friends with the rolls.
18:14That they will behave well with him
18:15And for now it seems to be true.
18:17But never trust a spring roll.
18:20They may look good
18:21Even appetizing
18:22But in the end
18:22They can play a trick on you
18:24What a bad trick?
18:27Here I go!
18:28Rolls are sometimes good
18:30And they don't strike a blow
18:31They give you two
18:32One in front and the other behind
18:33I want one of those!
18:36Wow, a masochistic contestant.
18:37Something that goes against the rules of yellow humor
18:39Because here you come to suffer
18:40No to enjoying suffering
18:42He didn't want to fall
18:43It seems that in that roll
18:44The blow was not big enough
18:46But, what is this?
18:48What is this?
18:48What happened?
18:49I have deceived you!
18:50I'm going to go through the face
18:53You shouldn't have said that, monkey.
18:54Why do rollitos take these things?
18:56Literally
18:57We don't know what he wants to show us.
19:01This girl with her outfit
19:03It has a bow in front
19:04A bunny tail behind
19:05This is a case
19:06For Pepe Livingston
19:08Yes, indeed.
19:09It has a bunny tail here behind it
19:10And in front it has the little bow
19:12Show the ribbon, come on
19:14But look at those tacky knee pads
19:16Girl, I don't know what you're up to.
19:17Because if you wanted to come in disguise
19:19From bunny to Playboy
19:20To fail miserably
19:22I don't even invite you to my caravan
19:24Go!
19:25Pay attention to this boy
19:26Who does not want to listen to the voice of destiny
19:28It is clear that fate has told him
19:30Fall down now!
19:31That if it doesn't get worse later
19:32But the boy is a little hard of hearing
19:34And because of his deafness
19:35He just lost both kneecaps.
19:37In the rolls
19:38I'm hungry!
19:40So you know
19:41It is very bad to compete on an empty stomach.
19:43Don't worry
19:44Because it has just been filled
19:45With a roll
19:46Hey!
19:48With that war cry
19:49The rolls come in
19:50The club president
19:51Of short contestants
19:52In a yellow mood
19:53Because even if they have short legs
19:55They also have the right to compete
19:57And that's not all the tests
19:58They are made with that in mind
20:00Not this one, of course.
20:01Subscribe to the channel!
20:31Come on, Takeshi!
20:37Shoot!
20:38Shoot the duck!
20:39Shoot, Takeshi!
20:40Can't
20:41Poor ducklings
20:42If they haven't told me anything
20:42They are not ducks
20:44They are people dressed as ducks.
20:46Look at them, you'll see
20:47They are people
20:48I like hurting animals, Junior.
20:50No, Takeshi
20:51We must take care of them
20:52Clear!
20:53They are very beautiful birds.
20:55They are not birds, Takeshi
20:56Besides, we are not in duck season.
20:58T Takeshi!
20:59Do you want to shoot already, man?
21:00They're getting on my nerves
21:02They are not ducks
21:03That they are human beings
21:03Okay, okay.
21:04Come on, I'm going
21:05Here you go, duck!
21:07There it goes!
21:08You followed one!
21:09And you've left the other one deaf!
21:10Finish it off, Takeshi!
21:11Finish it off!
21:13I'm good there, Junior!
21:14Well, now we can go hunting for contestants, Takeshi.
21:16Well, I don't think so.
21:17Because this has run out of batteries
21:19Don't worry, Takeshi!
21:21I'll take care of it.
21:22I'm going to kill every contestant who comes here.
21:25As the good femme fatale that I am
21:27Because I already have my weapons
21:29Of course!
21:31Let's go surfing!
21:33Don't even get near that one, eh!
21:35Many ontas have made use of the psychological factor
21:37To destabilize the first contestant of...
21:39Surfing!
21:40On the ironing board!
21:41And after many waves, the nipple has done the rest
21:44Because of course, kid, you've never seen such a big nipple.
21:47I'm going to show you how to finish off a contestant.
21:52It's China Cudeira!
21:54What a great family of contestants the Cudeiros!
21:56Week after week they offer to put on a show
21:58They know that a good contestant should never fail at the first attempt.
22:01Goodbye, cruel world!
22:03And above all, he knows that the most beautiful deaths are the most unexpected.
22:08No! You've killed China Cudeira!
22:11Don't do anything to me, okay!
22:15What a chibi, trafilla, strip, go on!
22:16On the other hand, there are other contestants who do not understand who the real enemy is.
22:20Yes, because a contestant's worst enemy is...
22:23Himself!
22:24Do you see it as you don't need anyone for the show?
22:27You would give it yourself!
22:29How happy I am!
22:31To finish off a contestant, it is best if he is euphoric and confident.
22:34Those are the ones who then need...
22:36Neck brace for three months!
22:38Please don't leave me hanging.
22:41With this cry for help, this contestant has just asked his family to continue supporting him, no matter what happens.
22:47But of course, if it is he who wants to stay hanging, his family can't do anything.
22:52Oh, what a sad story!
22:54I'm laughing my ass off with you guys!
22:58Another way to finish off a contestant is to force him to do what he says.
23:03This one says he's laughing his ass off
23:04Come on, man! Let's have a good time!
23:07Her buttocks have already accumulated two blows
23:09And we hope they are not the only ones.
23:11Many hontas encourage him
23:12Come on, handsome! Keep your word!
23:14And pay attention, because the big moment is approaching.
23:16Moment with a taste of curb
23:18Take that, the tailbone embedded in the curb
23:22Oh, how it hurts! Please!
23:26Dancing, I spend the day dancing
23:28Another way to kill a contestant is to let him practice his hobbies.
23:32This one loves to dance, just let him dance.
23:35While thinking about the dance steps, he is unable to concentrate on the test.
23:39Many hontas provoke him by telling him not to stop moving his skeleton
23:42And it is at that moment that the contestant has sealed his fate.
23:46This was her farewell dance
23:49I'm so glad to be here!
23:55Another euphoric one
23:56Well, I'm ordering the collar.
23:58No, wait, wait
23:59Well, yes, yes, go ahead and order it.
24:01Night comes and so does the end for almost all the contestants on Humor Amarillo.
24:07There are only eleven left
24:08Hello, hello, hello!
24:10Look at all the cards I've gotten
24:12These are prizes that I'm going to take home.
24:14Yeah, yummy, guys! Yummy! Yummy! Good! Good!
24:18Oops, my elbow hurts!
24:20Let's see what they give me
24:20Elbow injury
24:22Let's see!
24:23A tennis racket!
24:25Excellent!
24:26Super chup!
24:26Oops, I just broke my finger!
24:28Let's see, I broke my finger.
24:29Let's see, a ring
24:30And my head hurts too
24:31Let's see, an aspirin
24:32But I see that for a twisted ankle they give me a motorcycle
24:35Oh, my ankle hurts!
24:36I can't walk!
24:37How many gifts there are, mother!
24:39I just don't know what to order!
24:40Great! Great!
24:42Oh, the ear!
24:42My ear hurts
24:43With the pearl earrings I have been touched
24:44Oh, the nose!
24:46The nose and mouth
24:46Mouth injury?
24:48Let's see...
24:49Mouth injury?
24:50Chinese torture!
24:52Chinese torture?
24:57No Chinese torture, please!
24:58Not that!
25:00What do we do with Pepe?
25:02Have you ever been subjected to Chinese torture?
25:03So, Chinese torture then?
25:05And what is that?
25:06It's a new system to eliminate contestants
25:09It won't be like the gun, right?
25:11It's better
25:11Pay attention, Takeshi, because you're going to freak out.
25:13Look, look
25:14I'm amazed by the gadget!
25:18No, please!
25:19No!
25:20It's very easy, Takeshi
25:21Just tie the contestant to the machine
25:23No! No! No!
25:25Leave me alone!
25:26We have put your photo at the feet
25:28And why my photo?
25:29Because you're the boss
25:30Look, it goes like this
25:31If he steps on your photo with his feet
25:33That arrow is going to be at the balloon and pop it.
25:35And he has a lot of cream left on his face
25:37And this is to tickle you
25:39What are your breadcrumbs?
25:40Don't know
25:41I took them from my mother who had them at home.
25:43I won't confide! No! I won't confide!
25:46Hey, the guy didn't lower his feet.
25:48Takeshi, don't do that.
25:49That's not funny then.
25:50Leave the poor thing alone.
25:51No! I'll be good! I'll pay you back!
25:54That's it! Move over, Takeshi!
25:56It's going to explode!
25:57No! No! No!
25:59Take that! Die, contestant!
26:01What was I thinking?
26:02Can I eat the cream, guys?
26:04That I like a lot
26:05The Dombrá Dance!
26:17In this spectacular way
26:19The pirate duo presents us
26:20The sliding bowl
26:22I bet I look like Rambo!
26:26The pirate duo has failed in their attempt
26:28That the contestant
26:29Sing the Dombrá song
26:31We don't know if that's good or bad.
26:32To stay in the bowl
26:34And not fall into the water
26:35That we haven't said it
26:36But that is the only objective of this test.
26:38And as you can see
26:39This first contestant
26:41He has not achieved
26:42Come on, my bowl!
26:49Be careful with that false start
26:50That the contestant almost killed us
26:51Before you start
26:52This man is going to show us
26:54What he is capable of
26:55To recover his bowl
26:56But it's not the one we've been announcing.
26:58The one we've been announcing
26:59He's going to get hit
27:00Much bigger than this one
27:02Where does it go, my mother?
27:04Please don't tell me I'm fat, okay?
27:06Woman, we wouldn't even think of it!
27:08Neither to us, nor to the pirate duo
27:09That's right, we have to say
27:11That normally
27:12The bowl reaches dizzying speeds
27:14With you, daughter
27:15Well, it seems that it is a little loaded.
27:17The truth
27:17But that doesn't mean anything, right?
27:19Nor that the bowl has spit on you
27:21But don't get angry, okay?
27:22Not even if he makes fun of you
27:23The pirate duo himself
27:25Don't get angry
27:26Look, your behavior seems terrible to me.
27:29I know how to read between the lines
27:31I can read between the lines
27:32Yeah, yeah
27:33Don't look at me
27:34It's that I'm married to her
27:35And then I have to put up with it.
27:36I love him very much
27:38And I love her too.
27:39I want to go face to face
27:42As you wish, pirate
27:44The pirate duo will try to fulfill this boy's wishes.
27:47But of course, if it moves so much
27:49Try to go straight ahead
27:50But the only thing he achieves
27:51It's like destroying your hand
27:53Well, thank goodness he's wearing gloves.
27:54What if not?
27:55How happy I am!
27:57Hello, Macario!
27:59Oh, sorry.
27:59As the contestant approaches the pool
28:07His enthusiasm is waning
28:09He started out as a proud guy
28:11That danced inside the bowl
28:12But the bowl shows him that in life
28:14The best thing is to be humble
28:15Come on!
28:17Shout now, cool boy!
28:19Please take care of my teeth!
28:21Let me fall!
28:23Oh my goodness, what's wrong with the pirate duo?
28:25Madness has descended!
28:27They just don't understand that this girl
28:28Worry so much about your teeth
28:30Despite everything, he's going to be lucky.
28:32He almost broke his neck
28:33But he saved his teeth
28:35Thank you very much, guys!
28:37Really!
28:38Really!
28:40He didn't shave me!
28:41The pirate duo smiles evilly
28:43With much evil!
28:44This man is about to get a professional shave
28:47Yes indeed
28:48Only on one side of the face
28:50No, come back up and we'll shave the other one for you, kid!
28:54I wanted to leave, baba!
28:55Curse!
28:57I have the hand of luck!
28:59This geek has placed a hand on her head
29:01Which is touched before going up to each test
29:03So far it has worked for him.
29:05But will it also work in the sliding bowl?
29:08Well, let's hope not.
29:09Because if not we will have all the contestants
29:11With hands on head
29:12From now on, my mother
29:14Screw you!
29:17The man is back!
29:18Oh, what a man!
29:19What a big man!
29:20It's not Jax
29:21It's him
29:22He is the man who will be able to do anything
29:24To recover his bowl
29:26And pay attention to the blow that the chicken is going to give himself.
29:28I will be little man
29:30But I would rather buy another bowl
29:32I shit on!
29:35And through the tunnel of love
29:37The survivors of today's program arrive
29:39I don't want to come here again.
29:42Is that clear?!
29:43Come on!
29:45Well, yes, to you, beautiful.
29:46Let's get to it!
29:49Or as it is said in Japanese
29:50Go to the nougat, my friend!
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