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00:00Today in Humor Amarillo we will see incredible things.
00:03Images that will make your skin crawl.
00:07So let the party begin!
00:10Let's get to it, Cudeirín!
00:15And the Chinese worker is already here!
00:19If it will be, we will not laugh!
00:23Run, jump here, it goes without stopping!
00:26Yellow Humor, come back now!
00:30Welcome to a new edition of the show where the contestants cry more than on I'm the One Who Knows the Most About Television in the World!
00:39But no one cries in that contest!
00:41That's why, that's why! We didn't get it again today!
00:43In an unprecedented effort, we have managed to bring together the best athletes in the world!
00:48They all happen to be Japanese!
00:50Not Sydney, not Athens, not Beijing!
00:52They reach the best Olympics!
00:53The Olympics of humor!
00:55Yellow!
00:55With a stellar performance by...
00:57Hector of the sea!
00:59He leaves the Pressing Catch ring for a moment to narrate Mrs.
01:04And young star Hulk Saroyan!
01:06Plus, we'll be able to see the deathmatch that will take place between...
01:11The beast animal, which is so far undefeated!
01:14Against the terrible King Tzinori!
01:16But that will be in a few moments!
01:18At Pressing Sumo!
01:20Don't miss it!
01:21Well, Junior, we'll have to exercise today, right?
01:25But have you ever exercised?
01:26Yeah, man, yeah, once I missed the bus.
01:29It's very easy.
01:29You just have to do it this way.
01:31Although I have seen on TV that there are people who run like that, who lift their legs a lot,
01:35as if they were being chased.
01:37I don't know what they're running away from.
01:37And then there are some guys who say they run like that in green.
01:42And you know what the best thing about sports is?
01:44The fact that?
01:45When you drink one of those thick chocolate shakes afterward and spy on the girls' locker room.
01:49That's funny.
01:50Now, if they catch you, run away.
01:52There are girls who do exercise, really.
01:55What I like is to stick my head through the keyhole and see like that.
01:59Well, let's start, it's getting dark.
02:01You, pull up your pants, we can see everything, man.
02:03Come on!
02:03Hey, hey, oh!
02:05Rascals!
02:08An old Chaonin monk once told me.
02:11Mensana, incorporesana!
02:13The problem is that I don't know Latin.
02:15And you?
02:17How clever!
02:20Everyone here knows Latin.
02:21And I go and believe it.
02:22Let's see, what does mensana, incorporesana mean?
02:25Come on, translate it.
02:27Translate it if you dare, smart guy.
02:29What are you going to know?
02:30Let's see you, Latin, he's wearing his shirt inside out.
02:32The letter goes on the back.
02:34Behind your back!
02:34How is your partner doing?
02:36And you, what?
02:37You're also an expert in Latin, aren't you?
02:38I'm sure all the graffiti you put on the walls is in Latin, right?
02:42Smart ass?
02:43Well yes.
02:44Let's see, tell me something in Latin.
02:44Come on, come on, tell me something.
02:45Say something in Latin.
02:47Rose, rosae.
02:48And that's speaking Latin?
02:50I can't say that either, man.
02:52And do you know what it means?
02:53Do you know what it means?
02:54Cocoon!
02:55How funny!
02:57I'm cracking up at this pineapple.
02:59And you, come on, stop laughing and stand up.
03:04Look at the mules he has!
03:06And tell us, what did she come to the Yellow Humor Olympics to do dressed like that?
03:10Let's see, tell us.
03:11Tell us, what did you come here to do, pretty girl?
03:13Well, I'm a cheerleader.
03:16Cheerleader?
03:17Come on, cheer these people up.
03:19And tell us, what are you going to dance for all of us?
03:22Do you know the one about the crazy hen?
03:24Not that one.
03:25And what is that such that it is like that?
03:26Behold.
03:28Come on, all together!
03:44You're pathetic!
03:45Tell it straight!
03:47Okay, okay.
03:49Let's get to it!
03:52Dolores, what do you think the motto of the Humor Olympics should be?
03:56Well, I have to say that the important thing is to participate, it's a joke, it's for losers.
04:01I like the thing about...
04:02Come on, turn it, man!
04:03Hello, my friends!
04:04Taking advantage of the fact that today's program is so sporty, I'm going to talk about plants, because I feel like it.
04:09Have you seen what a huge tree?
04:11Well, it costs a lot to pay for it.
04:12I'll pay for it a little longer and now I'm with you.
04:14Come on, I have to take care of him.
04:15Until now!
04:16And while the management of this program is considering whether to fire our reporter,
04:21let's...
04:21The attack on the bollazo!
04:23Because before we start sweating through the tests, we want the athletes to be well-fed.
04:28Also, the buns are circular, like the Olympic rings.
04:31What a sweet metaphor!
04:33It's more than a metaphor, it's the only meal they'll have all day.
04:36And we see the first athletes heading towards the dining room.
04:40And so that you can better appreciate the beauty of this test, we put it in slow motion.
04:46Hey, we always say the same thing and man, this... this isn't very beautiful.
04:50That's true, but it's funny because you can see it in the poor people's shocked faces.
04:55In any case, this is an example of the suffering that poor athletes are subjected to.
05:00It's an example of all the sacrifices that must be made to be at the top of the podium.
05:04It is an example of the personal growth that athletes face every day.
05:10It is an example that to reach the top you always have to start from the very bottom.
05:15Hey, what's this girl doing?
05:17When we said starting from the bottom, this isn't what we meant, man.
05:20Please cut, cut.
05:21Well, kids, you haven't seen anything.
05:23Look how funny, look how funny this is how he tries to grab the bun.
05:27And this other one? This one's also really funny, huh?
05:30And there are fewer buns left, which means fewer athletes without buns.
05:34The clumsiest and shortest still can't get their food.
05:38Well, not just those. There are also very slender athletes who prefer to eat the bun without the wrapper, like this girl.
05:43And to liven things up, we're going to send Pepe to stir things up a bit among the contestants.
05:49But bite him, bite him, he'll take it away from you.
05:52Run, come, there's another one here, come, follow me.
05:55Hurry up, you'll still get there.
05:56And we contemplate this unparalleled spectacle.
05:59Three girls against a bun. Who will win?
06:02Momentum wins the cake. They're closer to biting each other than grabbing the cake.
06:07And finally the girl in black manages to emerge victorious.
06:11Pitas, pitas, pitas! Little chickens! Who's going to get my bun?
06:14Come on! Here you go! All right, winner!
06:17What a mouth you have!
06:19Hey, what about you? Why didn't you come for the bun?
06:21Because it is degrading.
06:22Well, you're eliminated by list.
06:24Okay, okay.
06:25Girl, don't let yourselves be treated like chickens.
06:37I study in the study. No, sorry. I study, I study.
06:39Come on, please poke me with camera three. Come on.
06:42Much better, right?
06:43Let's get to it. Next up, Conchita Conchagua will attempt to break the world record for sustained laughter.
06:48The current record is two hours and six minutes.
06:51Let's see if you can beat it.
06:52Anytime, Conchita! Start laughing! Now!
06:59I'm hearing myself!
07:02We'll be back in touch with Conchita in a few minutes.
07:08Juanito Calvice has been an Olympic champion in the horizontal bar.
07:11Paco Peluca. Watch out, Paco, you'll kill yourself!
07:14May the devil carry the chains!
07:17And Animal?
07:19Animal is... Animal is terrible.
07:21What a shame Animal!
07:23Let's get to it!
07:24We are in the Chinotaur's labyrinth!
07:27I'm going for the gold!
07:29The first athlete to enter has run in every marathon in the world.
07:32New York, Sydney, Vallecas. He's never won, but the kid's trying.
07:37He faces the labyrinth as if it were just another marathon.
07:40If I wanted to, I could run all day.
07:42Well, if I wanted to and if the labyrinth wasn't surrounded by water.
07:46Of course!
07:47Come on, take some gold, kid!
07:49The following athlete belongs to the Japanese Olympic football team.
07:53He's a striker. That's why, as soon as he enters the labyrinth, he looks for the goal, shoots... Goal!
08:00And to celebrate, he does the wave himself.
08:03And what Olympic discipline does this girl belong to?
08:05Let her tell us herself, let's see.
08:07I practice croqueting.
08:09Croquetism? What is that?
08:11I don't know, but it must be very exciting, because the girl is hysterical.
08:15Enter the maze with caution.
08:17He must think that this way he won't wake up the bad guys inside.
08:20And they've been up and training since 5 in the morning.
08:23And watch out, the meeting takes place! There we have it!
08:26But... but what does the girl do?
08:28Well that must be it... it must be croquetism.
08:30To become a croquette until the danger passes.
08:32I don't think that's an Olympic discipline, huh?
08:35It must be more like... something like Tai Chi.
08:38Yes, but croquetism doesn't have much of a place in yellow humor.
08:41Yes, especially since these three are about to eat the croquette.
08:45Of course, they are previously coating it well.
08:49But Aunt Jenny seems unfazed.
08:51That's what croquettes have, whether they're made with ham or cod.
08:54They don't complain much.
08:55And pay attention, because the croquette comes out of the maze.
08:59I'm a bad person!
09:01Look, don't eat me, I'm so good!
09:05Look at you, look at you!
09:06Wow, that's great!
09:07What do you mean, how good?
09:08That I won't have to put on eyeshadow anymore.
09:13Pitrafilla, pitrafilla, say something before you come in.
09:16I have nothing to say.
09:17Very good, very good, pull in.
09:18And the world free climbing champion enters the labyrinth.
09:21This man climbs mountains without the need for ropes or other equipment.
09:26Only with the strength of his arms.
09:28He decides on the back door.
09:31And he realizes that it is not the best way to reach the top.
09:34He tries the next door.
09:36And it doesn't convince him either.
09:37Although it seems like he's going to try to climb it anyway.
09:40He thinks better of it.
09:41Well, they're actually thinking about it for him.
09:43And after tickling him a few times...
09:46...decides to try to climb Juanito Calvici.
09:49Juanito crushes her against the door until he gets her to come loose.
09:52Oh my goodness, what a tick of a guy!
09:54And on top of that, he gets angry.
09:55Pitrafilla, looks at the camera and does something funny.
09:58And that's funny!
09:59Come on, pull it in!
10:00Tari shouldn't be so demanding after all.
10:03They are not comedians, they are athletes.
10:04Don't worry, he's going to do something really fun right now.
10:07The guy moves forward, goes through all the doors...
10:08...and when he's next to the exit...
10:10...pushes the wrong door.
10:12Now this is fun!
10:14Of course, the three that are going to buzz him right now...
10:17...they are having a blast.
10:19He doesn't seem to like it that much, of course.
10:22Always yes.
10:23Wasn't that fun, kid?
10:24Awesome!
10:26Whenever you want, Pitrafilla.
10:28I want to say that...
10:29...that the coffee is too strong.
10:31The complaint later.
10:32Now he is competing in Pitrafilla.
10:33Pull in.
10:34This man enters the labyrinth a little tense.
10:37And after eating that door...
10:39...it will be even more so.
10:40My goodness, the coffee on the show must be really strong.
10:43And this one has had at least six cups.
10:45So Espíritu González reaches the end of the labyrinth.
10:47Come on, come on, come on!
10:49Come on, punk, let out one of your anti-establishment shouts.
10:51Peace in the world.
10:52And that's why they give you the Graciago crest?
10:55The truth is that punks are not what they used to be.
10:57In the past, this would have filled the labyrinth with graffiti.
11:01But the boy advances like a gentle lamb until he falls into the water.
11:04There's no need to call the police, really.
11:07And 101 athletes are running, because that's what they are athletes for, in search of Olympic gold.
11:12Hello!
11:13I continue with my little plants.
11:14I have brought you to my garden because I want you to contemplate this beautiful place.
11:18Here I grow my roses, my carnations, my lettuce, my peppers...
11:22...my dandelion is there too.
11:23Do you want to see my dandelion?
11:24Because this is a dandelion, isn't it?
11:26Or someone's eye that has fallen out.
11:29And we remember the great fight of the evening that will pit Mrs....
11:33...and young star Hulk Saroyan.
11:36Guaranteed beatings.
11:39Almost as many as the animal will give to this poor wretch.
11:44Sad King Chiorri, who is going to get it even on his ID card.
11:49Pressure!
11:50Sumo!
11:50Sea connector?
11:52Of course!
11:53Alzamburger!
11:54Eta!
11:55With that shout they begin...
11:57The burgers!
11:59And the first to get on them is a figure skating champion.
12:03It shows, it shows.
12:04How the kid skates.
12:07The following athlete belongs to the Olympic sailing team.
12:10That's why he wears a sailor suit.
12:13Looking at the childish way it fell, I would say it's a first communion suit.
12:17Oh, how he cries!
12:18Poor thing!
12:19This was a bronze medal in Athens, in the discipline of Kung Fu.
12:23Oh, what a bag!
12:25No pain, kid.
12:27There is no pain.
12:28Pain is in the mind.
12:29Don't think about him.
12:30And here comes the athlete Cudeiro.
12:32Cheer up, athlete Cudeiro!
12:33Fly over burgers!
12:34Fly, fly, but swim?
12:36No!
12:37You have drowned the athlete Cudeiro!
12:40And here comes the sister of the famous presenter, Pepe Sonrisas.
12:44Hey, this girl never loses her smile.
12:47It's not funny.
12:48Yes, it does, yes.
12:49This girl has been wondering for two hours whether to put on a helmet or a cap.
12:53And in the end he put on both things.
12:55I also wondered which stone I should skip.
12:57But that doubt has been fatal.
12:59And this athlete, who is a bit of a geek, has put the clothesline on his head.
13:03That is because he knows that he is going to be honored.
13:05The clothes, of course.
13:06It was clear.
13:07But he's happy because he made the joke, of course.
13:10And this girl is a human guinea pig.
13:12She's going to try out the new padded sports bra.
13:17What a blow!
13:18I hope it has double padding.
13:20How are you?
13:21I have felt free and safe.
13:23And how are your little breasts?
13:24Perfect.
13:24I don't believe you.
13:25And what do I have to do to make you believe me, thief?
13:28Well, take off your sweater.
13:29Come on, I'll clap while you do it.
13:30Don't look, please, okay?
13:33Come on, come on, take off the other side.
13:35Oh, how embarrassing!
13:36I'm making him angry!
13:37And there comes the cheerleader, happy as a clam.
13:40That is clearly not in its element.
13:42Their thing is cheerleading, not sports.
13:46Although cheering doesn't really cheer you up either.
13:48Between the sister stage of the one who wore the clothesline on his head.
13:51This one has antennas that allow you to listen to sports carousels while you exercise.
13:56Well, Friki's radio has gotten wet.
13:58Interview that, Geek, please.
14:00Hey, why don't you have your clothes hanging there?
14:03What are you doing, Geek?
14:05Come on, say something.
14:06Come back to the condominium!
14:08And we are not geeks!
14:09No, we are not!
14:10Study at Estabu Studio...
14:19Prick me with goat 6, please come.
14:22Now!
14:24Oh, how funny!
14:25We connect with Conchita Conchagua, who is trying to break the world record for sustained laughter.
14:36It's been like this for an hour.
14:37This is amazing.
14:38We'll be back in a little while.
14:41Hello, this is a message sponsored by Greenpeace.
14:45Whales shouldn't be killed unless they're riding bikes.
14:48Hello, pirates!
14:49Let's put the whales!
14:50And then we eat them, huh, what's the joke?
14:52Yes, we eat them!
14:54Welcome to the whale bikes!
14:56Hello, I'm five-time world champion Hirohito Indurain!
14:58Whatever you say, you little shit.
15:00Let's pedal!
15:01We've managed to bring together the best cyclists in the world for these first yellow humor Olympics.
15:06The first person to attempt to cover this fast track is well known to fans of this sport.
15:11And precisely because it is the first, it has to serve as an example for the others.
15:16Cyclists should know that this is serious.
15:18We will have no mercy!
15:20Have no mercy!
15:21Hard on him!
15:22Mercilessly!
15:24Leave him alone, he's already fallen, man!
15:25You don't scare me!
15:26That's what we want, brave cyclists.
15:29Yes, brave, but they must know how to pedal.
15:32No, but if you know how to pedal.
15:33Look, pedal.
15:34But you should have done it before, not now.
15:36Long live Holland!
15:37Dutch champion Luis Van Yamaha enters the competition.
15:41He is a very fast cyclist, expert in tight finishes.
15:44But of course, as we know, there aren't many mountains in the Netherlands.
15:47That's why they say their weak point is climbing.
15:51Or as they would say in my town, this one is fine-legged.
15:54And pay attention, because you are approaching Alpe Duez.
15:57The climb begins.
16:00And be careful, he's got the blackout.
16:02He got caught in a panic and the new pirate killed him.
16:05Well, going up that hill is a piece of cake.
16:06I've done it before on a motorcycle and it didn't cost me anything.
16:09I go without glasses.
16:11This cyclist has 15 diopters in each eye, but he is brave.
16:14Although it is also true that with contact lenses I would have had some chance.
16:19Have I arrived? Have I reached the finish line yet? I've won, haven't I?
16:22I do wear glasses.
16:24The indoor track speed champion enters the yellow humor circuit.
16:28It took us more than two hours to explain to him that he had to follow the blue painted trail,
16:33that if she goes for the white one she will be eliminated.
16:35And in the end it seems that he understood it.
16:36Yes, very well, girl, yes, for the white one.
16:39No, the blue one.
16:40For the blue one, not the white one.
16:41I already read it, poor thing.
16:43I'm going for the gold medal.
16:44This man is a great example for all cyclists in the world.
16:47He's fast, he's a great climber, he's a very good time trialist, but he has a flaw.
16:52He doesn't know how to turn the handlebars.
16:53And he tries again and again and has fallen.
16:56Although to do this it is better for him to stay at home.
16:59I'm going without the rear wheels.
17:01Come on, you little pill!
17:02What a brave boy!
17:04Until now I only rode a tricycle.
17:05And he's come to the Yellow Humor Olympics to try out his new bike.
17:09Well, hey, for now it seems like he's doing it better than the professionals.
17:13If it doesn't fall to the ground and end up coated like a breaded steak,
17:16It will already be a great victory for him.
17:19Outrun the balls the pirate duo throw at the spokes of his bike.
17:22And pay attention because it is approaching Alpe D'Huez.
17:25Take a run...
17:26It's clear that he's caught on fire from the blow the Dutch runner took.
17:29And he does it! The man on the tricycle wins!
17:34And there are still 60 athletes who continue dreaming of Olympic gold.
17:39Hello friends!
17:40This tree behind me is a samurai.
17:43The tree that gives fruit to the samurai.
17:45Because if samurai grow on trees, look...
17:48What's happening?
17:50Does it make you feel calm when you can't sleep?
17:53Hey!
17:54If I get down, I'll turn your mustache upside down!
17:57Wretched dwarf, and water me!
17:59The Samurai is really a bad tempered person!
18:03And we remember the great fight of the evening that will pit Mrs....
18:07...and young star Hulk Saojan.
18:10Guaranteed beatings.
18:12Almost as many as the animal will give to this poor wretch.
18:17Sad King Chiorri, who is going to get it even on his ID card.
18:20But that will be a few moments without...
18:22Pressing!
18:23Sumo!
18:24Sea connector!
18:25Today more maritime than ever.
18:27The one who wins is my uncle who is giving his all.
18:29Look at that snot!
18:31Chucky has told the truth.
18:32The winner of 1, 2, 3.
18:33In Japanese hide-and-seek, you will have to wipe the child's nose.
18:37The child who is going to make their lives impossible, on the other hand.
18:392, 3, Japanese hide-and-seek!
18:42We already have the first casualties.
18:44This couple fell at the same time.
18:47Oh, how romantic!
18:49And that one?
18:50He comes alone, but he is also a romantic.
18:522, 3, Japanese hide-and-seek!
18:54Number 7 has some trouble moving among the dead.
18:58And on the other side we see that there is a small crowding.
19:01Although now things are lightening up a bit.
19:02There are now as many balls on the ground as there are standing up.
19:052, 3, Japanese hide-and-seek!
19:07The survivors are reaching the slope.
19:091, 2, 3, Japanese hide-and-seek!
19:11The easy rhyme number takes the lead.
19:141, 2, 3, Japanese hide-and-seek!
19:16We see the great distance that separates the 5 from the rest of the balls.
19:20How exciting this is!
19:21Yes, my heart is pounding.
19:23And we already have a winner, ball 5.
19:25And remember, you don't have to wipe my nose.
19:28Poor thing, the victory has cost him dearly.
19:291, 2, 3, Japanese hide-and-seek!
19:33What tension, my goodness!
19:341, 2, 3, Japanese hide-and-seek!
19:36This is more exciting than the end of Little House on the Prairie.
19:381, 2, 3, Japanese hide-and-seek!
19:40And pay attention, because the 9 is about to achieve it.
19:43A failure now would be fatal.
19:441, 2, 3, Japanese hide-and-seek!
19:46Well, you made a mistake that was fatal.
19:48You are eliminated.
19:49They are close to the finish line and he leaves crying.
19:52And be careful because in the final stretch two balls are wrapped up.
19:54And watch out because Chucky has seen the 8 ball moving.
19:58Come on home, I saw you, ball!
20:00And as it rolls to the beginning...
20:01We're going to interview two lovers who fell together, out of love.
20:05What a beautiful story!
20:08You love each other very much, don't you?
20:10Moron!
20:11He's a bastard!
20:12I got eliminated because of you!
20:14But Chucky has already done it because he loves you.
20:16What a spiteful aunt!
20:17And what do you say?
20:18It's just that I want to be by his side all the time.
20:20I'm that limpet.
20:21Did you hear what he said?
20:22He loves you, he adores you.
20:23He is looking forward to marrying you.
20:25Hey, Pepe, I'm not talking about marriage.
20:27And how are you?
20:28Evil.
20:29Look, I'd like to get you out of there.
20:30So take me out.
20:32It's just that it's very good.
20:33Oh, thank you very much.
20:34But you have to give me a kiss in return.
20:36Let's see, where do you want it?
20:37Don't ask that or I'll get silly.
20:39Come on, take me out or I'll call my boyfriend.
20:41You've already screwed up.
20:49And we finally arrive at the input president.
20:51With the lady?
20:53I just wanted to say that I'm going to rip off anyone's pants.
20:57So.
20:57With Pinky Winky.
20:59Hello, pirate.
21:00Today I'm going to give something better of myself.
21:02I am very dangerous.
21:04With Harry Potter's cousin.
21:05That he continues to be in bad shape with his own thing.
21:07I'm a killing machine.
21:09With the coffee bean.
21:11Who has learned new dance steps.
21:13And with animal.
21:14I got you, my pretty black girl, huh?
21:15Just so you know.
21:17And I am the referee.
21:19And this is not a fan.
21:20It is a round sword.
21:21Look at how Zorda is spoken.
21:22And as we announced, today the fights will be broadcast by wrestling master Héctor del Mar.
21:29A sporting greeting, Hector.
21:31A sporting greeting, friends of Humor Amarillo.
21:34Then we met at the Sport Arena in Tokyo.
21:37And there's Animal and the contestant.
21:40That they are going to face each other.
21:41They're going to bump into each other.
21:42They know that sumo is the sport of squeezing and extracting the juice from their rivals.
21:46As Animal has now taken it out of the circle.
21:49And he won.
21:50The Green Animal has won.
21:52Where do you come from, you little rascal?
21:54From my house.
21:54I see you're a smart one.
21:56Come on, get the ball out.
21:57That you are getting worse every day.
21:59Don't laugh.
22:00That maybe isn't funny.
22:02You fight against Harry Potter's cousin.
22:05Go ahead, Hector!
22:06There's Harry, Harry, Harry, strong, stronger than ever.
22:09He is going to face the contestant.
22:11Look how they are already observing each other.
22:14There they are, ready and prepared for the clash.
22:16The Japanese do not look, but suspect.
22:19There it goes!
22:20There it is, the circle quickly removes it.
22:22And so he sends him to the other side.
22:25And victory for the contestant!
22:27Can't you see you're laughing, you little rascal?
22:29Yes, because he just took out a poisoned ball.
22:31Whose ball is this?
22:32Let's see.
22:33From Pinky Winky!
22:34From Pirate Pinky!
22:35Very good!
22:36Don't worry, he's not my type!
22:38There it is, go out to the cofido.
22:40Hostilities begin.
22:41There he is holding Pinky.
22:43Let's see if he can beat us.
22:45Therein lies the strength.
22:46Try to get him out of the circle.
22:47Out!
22:48There!
22:49The contestant has already won.
22:50The contestant has won again.
22:53Come on, come on, come on!
22:54More wood!
22:54A milk-producing goat is worth more than a barren cow!
22:58What luck you have, you little rascal!
23:00It's your turn to mess with the coffee bean!
23:01Go ahead, Hector!
23:02There's the coffee bean.
23:04There's the farunculus.
23:05Better known for the farunculo goes outside the circle.
23:07How long it has lasted!
23:08Very little!
23:09Come on, come on, come on!
23:11I am part of my people and I owe them what I am.
23:13I speak with the same verb and sing with the same voice.
23:15That yellow humor is the best.
23:17And pay attention because here comes the big guy Hulk Saloyan.
23:20That he will have to face the very Animal.
23:23There it is, Animal!
23:25There it is also in image in Hulk.
23:28There they are, they are crouching.
23:29They are being observed.
23:31It's about to begin.
23:32The fight has done it.
23:33Push, push, push, push, push.
23:35But the Animal holds it, holds it, holds it.
23:37There it is.
23:38Get out of the circle.
23:41The force.
23:42And lately, let's see, he's won.
23:44Animal has won.
23:45No, Hector.
23:46The contestant Hulk has won.
23:48There Animal recognizes him.
23:49Who is a good loser?
23:50Of course!
23:51There it is.
23:51He recognizes how these men are very strong.
23:54You know, friends with a yellow humor, friends with a yellow humor.
23:58How do Japanese people like to eat diced ham?
24:01And the fighter known as a spiked hair takes out the pirate color.
24:04Pinky's color.
24:05I don't know what Pinky wants to prove by sticking her tongue out like that.
24:08But it scares me.
24:08Well, go ahead, Hector.
24:11There is spiky hair.
24:12There's Pinky.
24:13They observe each other and go on the attack.
24:15Come, come, come, come, come.
24:16More wood.
24:17Falling is allowed.
24:18Getting up is mandatory.
24:19But they fall outside the circle.
24:22And he won.
24:22Pinky has won.
24:24And you know what we're telling you, Pinky.
24:26How we love you!
24:27How we love you, Pinky!
24:28And finally, King Chinorri arrives.
24:30The only fighter who can overshadow the lady.
24:33Although he couldn't deny that he was a little scared.
24:35Give me, give me, fine paint!
24:37Come on!
24:37Let's go to the lady!
24:38Come on, come on, there's the lady.
24:40The success of the fight is that old trio.
24:41Skill, opportunity and courage.
24:43There's Chinorri.
24:44King Chinorri.
24:46And the lady who has not lost in a fight.
24:48He is undefeated.
24:49It is the star combat of a good yellow.
24:50There he is fighting.
24:51Strength, strength, from strength, from weakness.
24:54Let's see who is stronger.
24:56He grabs it at the height of the wheels and takes it outside.
25:00And he stepped on, he stepped on the lady.
25:02And King Chinorri has won.
25:04Who will face Rey Misterio again.
25:07He won!
25:08You don't even believe it yourself, kid.
25:10And you see the replay.
25:11And me, me too.
25:12It was a dirty game.
25:14They have become covered in mud.
25:15You're even dumber, Junior.
25:17And while we watch the replay,
25:18We take this opportunity to thank Héctor del Mar for his presence here.
25:22I am the grateful one for being in a yellow mood
25:25and just remind you that on Saturdays we have
25:27Pressing Catch on 4.
25:29The show is guaranteed.
25:32See you later, Hector!
25:34See you later!
25:34Where is this charged?
25:35In administration, second floor.
25:37And there are only 12 athletes left in the Yellow Humor Olympics.
25:42Hello hello!
25:43I'm going to show you something incredible.
25:45My grandfather came to this forest 70 years ago
25:47and planted a little seed.
25:49He thought, I'll plant it here, I'll plant it there.
25:51The thing is that from my grandfather's little seed came this curious little plant.
25:55Behold!
25:57Where is my dad?
26:00My grandfather was a very mischievous gardener.
26:04Let's get on with it!
26:05We arrive at the legendary spring roll test.
26:09My chickens are deadly.
26:11The first to get on the rolls is a gold medalist in karate.
26:14His secret move is the famous drunken crane jump.
26:17He has defeated great enemies with that blow.
26:19Attention, here comes the crane jump.
26:21Spectacular.
26:22The roll has hit back at the roll.
26:25You're driving me crazy, Pinky!
26:27We remember that this athlete just beat Pinky in the sumo competition.
26:31And she got a date with him.
26:33They might end up hooking up.
26:34For now, he's rolled up his sleeves.
26:37I'm going to break a roll!
26:39Another karateka.
26:40The secret stroke of this one is called the killer worm.
26:43It crawls on the ground and hits everything in its path.
26:46The only drawback to this blow is that the person who gets hurt the most is the person himself.
26:51He has already hit his head, his stomach, his nacasones.
26:54He's been left looking like a wreck.
26:56This girl says she's a star.
26:58But Pintrafía shows why you are a star.
27:00That's it, the star shows.
27:01Very good!
27:02This girl could have reached the top of the sport, but she has a little problem.
27:06He suffers sudden attacks of amnesia.
27:09And attention, because he has given it.
27:11He has given it.
27:11It has gone blank and gone into the water.
27:13Of course, he deserves a little interview.
27:15It's just that I forgot.
27:16The fact that?
27:17What am I doing here?
27:18Don't cry, woman.
27:19Look, I'm going to introduce you to someone very special.
27:21I think you can make a very good couple.
27:23This is the boy who is dyslesic.
27:25You're going to love it.
27:26Come here, boy, dyslesic, come here.
27:28Wait, since he's dyslesic he's gone to the other side.
27:30Come, it's this way, where I am, come.
27:32That a very pretty girl is going to kiss you.
27:34You'll see.
27:34Look, he's cute.
27:35Come on, give it a little kiss.
27:37Yes, it's soft, isn't it?
27:38Come on, weigh him.
27:40And now I have one in my mouth, come on.
27:42Here I go!
27:43The next athlete to climb the rolls is the champion of his high jump ladder.
27:47Because of the power of his legs they call him the frog boy.
27:50They thought about calling him the tadpole, but since he is quite tall they stuck with frog boy.
27:54At this moment we can see the power of his haunches.
27:58Gain momentum and move on to the next roll.
28:01The next roll sends him backwards.
28:03He knows this is the time to show why they call him the frog boy.
28:06One jump, another jump...
28:08And he reaches the finish line!
28:09Croak!
28:11I'm a bit of a standstill.
28:13We are with the weightlifting champion from Burguillo de Osma.
28:16A woman accustomed to thinking long and hard before lifting weights.
28:19Think, meditate...
28:21But this isn't the most appropriate place to do this thing, darling.
28:25Riding that on the rolls!
28:27This man is a winning cowboy at the last rodeo held in Wisconsin.
28:31But is rodeo an Olympic discipline?
28:33Uh, sure.
28:34If you say so, our cowboy is going to tame a roll.
28:36Here it goes!
28:37He didn't like that and prefers to try the next one.
28:40Well, on to the next one.
28:40Well, with none.
28:42His spurs are going to rust.
28:44Long live paying!
28:45This rhythmic gymnastics champion is about to attempt a difficult pirouette.
28:48She wants to stay between two rolls with her legs open.
28:51Nice attempt and nice pain of births.
28:53Watch out, sinner!
28:55And to finish off the rolls, let's see the winner of the latest Chiquito de la Calzada impersonator contest.
29:00A discipline that we believe should be Olympic.
29:03And we see how it starts to get smaller.
29:05Oh, I can't, I can't, oh, I can't!
29:07And everything indicates that he is right, that he will not be able to do it.
29:10Watchman, I'm coming!
29:12Oh, I can't, I can't, I'm going to wash up!
29:15Oh!
29:17And the seven winners of the comedy Olympics are heading off to collect their medals.
29:22Well, I have to tell you that there are no medals.
29:23We don't have a budget today.
29:25You settle for beer bottle caps.
29:30So let's get to it!
29:31Study at the Stadium Studio.
29:34Prick me with camera 12, do me a favor, come on.
29:37I'm cracking up with you guys.
29:39Well, we had forgotten about Conchita Conchagua, who is trying to break the world record for sustained laughter.
29:44Oh, what have I said to myself!
29:50Well, I'm tired of laughing.
29:54I'm going home to see smiles and rhymes.
29:57Come on, see you later!
29:59Bye bye!
29:59Well, Conchita hasn't broken the record, what a piece of crap.
30:02Or as the Japanese say, the record was broken by a viewer who was watching this program, who cracked up.
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