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00:00Oh, pirates! How happy you are! I'm finally competing in a yellow mon!
00:05Please don't hit me, don't hit me with a ball, don't hit me... Ouch!
00:09I'm Tarzan! Oh no, I think I'm a cheetah!
00:30Yes! Teams enter!
00:36Welcome to a new edition of the program of endless falls and blows.
00:40Today we have brought together the best and worst of the education system.
00:43To the teachers, let's go.
00:45Come on, pintrafillas, move forward! Move, pintrafillas, move!
00:49We've even brought in some of our presenters' teachers.
00:52Hello, Don Genaro!
00:53And you're wondering, why did we bring in all these teaching staff?
00:57To see them pineapple?
00:58Of course, but we also want to test your knowledge.
01:02Very funny, you little guy, very funny!
01:05We formed three teams: university professors, high school teachers, and school teachers.
01:11For one day, those who teach become students again, and they will once again feel the nerves of exams and the tension of trying to get a good grade.
01:18The aggravating factor is that those who fail will get a good beating.
01:21Because at the end of the day this isn't a school, it's a good yellow.
01:24Come on, finish getting high, it's for today!
01:25Look, don't worry, I'm proud that you came!
01:30I remember when my teachers told me that I would never amount to anything.
01:34And here I am at 40 years old, dressed as a general, although I would prefer to go dressed as a cabaret dancer.
01:38Oh, sorry, I didn't say anything.
01:39This is going to be very hard for you, but not as hard as teaching a group of teenagers.
01:47Good luck!
01:49Good luck!
01:51Good luck!
01:52Good luck!
01:54Good luck!
01:55Little nougat!
01:56Alturroncete!
01:58Great!
01:59Back to school today!
02:02Junior, what am I dressed up as?
02:03From David the Gnome's mushroom.
02:05Evil!
02:05I'm dressed as Napoleon, and do you know why?
02:07Why, Taquesi?
02:09Because today in Humor Amarillo we are going to reproduce several historical battles.
02:12So we give this a cultural air, so that they say we only know how to do stupid things.
02:16Look, these are my troops, the Napoleonic troops and the ring of Waterloo,
02:19where the French were defeated because of the snow.
02:21Since we didn't have a budget for snow, I put ice on the ground.
02:24and I have put the soldiers in their underwear, so that they are cold.
02:28Come, army, fight for your emperor!
02:30Let's sing to Marseille!
02:31For France!
02:33Soldiers! Beware the right flank!
02:35Taquesi, what was I thinking!
02:37Wasn't it in Russia that Napoleon's troops were defeated by snow?
02:41Well, take a bath, I think you're right.
02:43And what do we do with all of these now?
02:44Well, I don't know.
02:46Well, we have to think of something fast, because otherwise they're going to kill that guy dressed as General Wellington.
02:50That's it! Let them make a human statue!
02:53What a great idea!
02:54Come on, guys, act like a statue! Okay!
02:57How beautiful! All they're missing is the little stream!
02:59I'll fix that right away!
03:01You, the one below, make a little splash right now!
03:04No, toquesi, I don't feel like it now!
03:06Help! Get me out of here, help!
03:09Hello, my friends!
03:10How are you?
03:11Since this is about history today, I've brought in a real expert on the subject.
03:15The parapsychologist Iker Gutiérrez, from Milenio Amarillo.
03:18Who are we going to invoke?
03:20I don't know him.
03:24Can we invoke Napoleon?
03:26Yes, the Emperor of France.
03:27Come on, let's summon him!
03:28It's coming! It's coming!
03:31Hello, yes, Josephine, Napoleon's wife.
03:33Have you called me?
03:36Hello!
03:36Hit her, you're always thinking about girls!
03:40Come on, Josefina, get out of here!
03:42Hey, it's the Empress of France!
03:44Come on, friends!
03:44Let's go for Napoleon!
03:46Napoleon!
03:47Napoleon!
03:48Napoleon!
03:49Wow!
03:50Here it is.
03:51Napoleon in a bottle!
03:52Come on, have a few drinks!
03:54Watch out, the pussy!
03:55Napoleon is a very bad drinker, eh!
03:56Ok!
03:57Napoleon in a bottle!
04:27Our first test today is all about geometry!
04:29Teaching staff will have to demonstrate that they can distinguish a square from a circle.
04:35To the puzzle!
04:36They now call teachers, professors, and lecturers as if they were kids leaving recess.
04:42Thanks to the time-lapse camera, we can see that it doesn't take them long to place the pieces.
04:45But please, let's come closer to see the satisfied faces they make when they manage to fit the pieces together.
04:51Look how happy the kindergarten teacher is.
04:54Two literature professors are congratulated by the philosophy professor.
05:01The gymnast has proven that he is no idiot.
05:05And a psychology professor sits back to savor his victory.
05:09But let's go with our reporter who is always on the job.
05:12But don't put it on its edge, it won't fit that way! Turn it around, come on! Very well!
05:16Hey, I see a girl who hasn't made it yet. I'm going to talk to her.
05:20Oh, it just won't fit! It just won't fit! Oh my God!
05:23Wow, this green one has already made it in!
05:25Hey, have you tried that way?
05:26Yes, nothing.
05:28That way, he runs. I think he's that way.
05:30Hey, wait, wait. I want to ask you sometime.
05:33Hey, if I help you find the hole, will you have dinner with me tonight? Okay?
05:37Well, I don't know. Don't worry about me.
05:39I'm inviting you to my caravan. Just you and me. Come on!
05:41I'll think about it!
05:42Well, look, it's there. That's the one!
05:44And I'll make you some delicious food. You'll love it!
05:47As?
05:48Nothing, nothing. You find the space. Come on!
05:50But have you seen my stupid face or what?
05:53Don't get distracted, they're going to eliminate you.
05:55Focus, our dinner is at stake.
05:58That's it! Run! Put it in there! There!
06:01Damn, girl! You're so clumsy! Come on!
06:03Push with your butt! That's how it always goes in! Come on! Go for it!
06:06Great! You're coming to dinner with Pepe! You're having dinner with Pepe tonight!
06:13I think I'm eliminated there.
06:15And cheats! You're all classified!
06:18And all 93 of them advance to the next round! Of course!
06:34Iker! Iker! What was I thinking! Why don't you bring Ingrid Bergman, for example?
06:41Or better yet, Maribel Verdú!
06:44Verdú! I'm going to give it to you, you bore!
06:47Oh! How can I change Maribel Verdú in person? She's much prettier!
06:50What do you want from me, pirapa?
06:53I can't work like this, huh? Look!
06:56Oops! I ordered from Maribel Verdú and she brought vegetables! I'll get it now!
07:02To the hamburger!
07:05This is for my students!
07:07We enter the legendary burger test with controversy.
07:10There are teachers who feel a lot of pressure from their students.
07:13Man, pressure, what is pressure is what this guy just felt in his stomach.
07:18And here we see a professor who has disguised himself as an Indian so that his students won't recognize him.
07:23He teaches philosophy of law and, of course, he's afraid that no one will take him seriously again.
07:27What he doesn't know is that before coming to Humor Amarillo, no one took him seriously.
07:32Damn Hobbes!
07:33There we have a film school professor who comes with the filming megaphone.
07:39So let's use our megaphone.
07:40Useless!
07:41From the look of this one you can guess what it teaches.
07:44Latin, a dead language.
07:47One by one is one, two by one is two.
07:50A math teacher enters the track.
07:52But let's ask you a simple question.
07:55The natural logarithm of nine cubed by X is equal to...
07:58Less infinity!
08:01And here we have the typical teacher who thinks she's really hot and goes to class with a very low-cut top.
08:07Let's get her out of her error, come on.
08:10I'm hot as a fiddle, I'm hotter than a fiddle, man.
08:12Look, and it says so here.
08:15Her students gave her this ribbon that makes her the hottest teacher in the world.
08:19And you believe it?
08:20Man, I know teenagers are all horny, but I think in my case it's justified.
08:26What more could the thief want?
08:29Mensana, incorporate sana!
08:31Another physical education teacher.
08:33And we have a few here today.
08:34From the length of his legs we can see that he must have played basketball in his youth.
08:38But since he was just as bad at it as he was at hamburger, he became a teacher.
08:42And is he happy with his life?
08:43He teaches philosophy.
08:45He tries to make his students think for themselves.
08:47That's why he floats through life.
08:48Well, we do have our feet on the ground, huh?
08:50And this man is a professor of English literature, an expert in Sesperian theatre.
08:54That is to say, he has a great sensitivity for the dramatic.
08:57A theatrical one, let's go.
08:59And pay attention to this preschool teacher's swimsuit.
09:02His students have done it for him and it really shows.
09:13And at this point in the course, almost half have already failed, leaving us with only 52 students left.
09:38I notice it, I feel it, it's coming to me now.
09:41Who's coming? What's going on?
09:43The bad guy!
09:45I have a swallow under my armpit, look at what a huge swallow I have.
09:49Hey, that mustache doesn't seem to be yours to me.
09:51He's playing tag with Genghis Khan and we've exchanged mustaches, you know?
09:56And you have a squeaky voice that isn't yours.
09:58It was also changed to Genghis Khan.
10:00Now? Now I really recognize her.
10:02We'll put everyone who isn't deodorant in a concentration camp, because doing so makes your armpits smell.
10:07Well, you, fool.
10:08Well yes.
10:11Okay, Junior, let's recreate the attack on Pearl Harbor, okay?
10:14But, what's up? You're dressed as a Yankee admiral.
10:16It's just that I like to go with the winners.
10:18Come on, guys, let's attack, you know what you have to do, kid?
10:21Attack the ship.
10:22We don't have bombs.
10:23I know.
10:24And how will you attack?
10:25Throwing myself in the plan that he's going to hunt me, of course he is.
10:27We're going to get your jet engine working, or else you'll make it.
10:31Don't move now, okay?
10:32Be careful, you might destroy the tail, the plane's tail, I mean.
10:35It's going to be an amazing flight.
10:36Come on, Junior, pull hard.
10:39Pull back.
10:41But, man, lift the wheels.
10:44If not, you won't take off in life.
10:46And it seems that way we never attack Pearl Harbor, huh?
10:48Stop fooling around and focus, come on.
10:51Behave like a real kamikaze.
10:54Come on, kid.
10:55This, I'm ready.
10:57Whenever you want, Admiral.
10:59Oh my goodness, here I come.
11:00To attack Pearl Harbor all by myself, like a madman.
11:04Oh, oh!
11:05Oh, how cold the water is, my goodness!
11:07My nakasanas are ice cubes.
11:09We've given it to him, haven't we?
11:11Takeshi, you failed.
11:12Don't worry, we have more left.
11:14Come on, soldiers.
11:15Now two at a time.
11:16Oh, Takeshi, how funny!
11:21Look, he's drowning and his slipper fell off.
11:24This recreating battles is so much fun.
11:26Hello, friends, my name is Muchajontas.
11:29And today I'm not wearing panties.
11:30What do you think?
11:31Am I a filthy person?
11:33Let's go surfing!
11:35Please, don't let Muchajontas lift her skirt, please.
11:38This contestant is right.
11:40Since Muchajontas has come without panties,
11:42It is best not to lift your skirt.
11:44Although just thinking about it has made this poor guy lose focus.
11:48It is a shocking image, to be honest.
11:52I am ready for your questions.
11:55Very good, kid, very good.
11:56Since Takeshi was at Pearl Harbor,
11:58Tell us when World War II began.
12:01This language teacher thinks about it,
12:03while landing with his butt on the surfboard.
12:05Come on, we're waiting for the answer.
12:08It's very easy.
12:09Jump now, man, slow down!
12:11Little girls just scared the poor teacher.
12:13and the nipple finishes the job.
12:16What a job.
12:18I am a professor of History.
12:20Well, come on, tell us the answer.
12:22It seems to me that it has gone completely blank.
12:25And now she's flat.
12:26Come on, answer quickly, the nipple is coming.
12:28Wow!
12:29We already have to call maintenance.
12:30Look, if you don't answer now,
12:32We tell Muchajontas to push you.
12:34Come on, push it!
12:35Let's find out why a professor of History
12:37He doesn't know when World War II started.
12:40How come you don't know?
12:41Yes I know.
12:42And why haven't you said so?
12:43Well, because...
12:44Come on, say it!
12:46World War II began on February 30, 1952.
12:49And you are a professor of History?
12:51Let's see, there's something strange here.
12:52Tell me how you got a professorship at the university.
12:55It's just that I'm embarrassed.
12:57It hits me right on target.
12:58I can't say it, I can't say it.
13:01Come on, whisper it in my ear, come on.
13:03Say it again!
13:05Don't say it, yes! Don't say it!
13:07How strong, aunt!
13:08Don't say it!
13:09The university is no longer what it used to be.
13:11I'll do the same straight.
13:12Don't say that! Don't pay attention to him!
13:14She's a little rascal, a little rascal!
13:16It was a secret, gosh!
13:18And you do those things very often?
13:20What a connection, huh!
13:21If I knew, I wouldn't have told you, you bastard!
13:23October 31, 1939!
13:27Oops! Almost, almost! You were just a hair away!
13:30This teacher is the one who has come closest to giving the correct date for the start of World War II.
13:36It has also been very close to falling.
13:38Come on, kid, we'll give you another chance!
13:40October 29th!
13:41Cold, cold!
13:42September 2nd!
13:43Oh, almost! You're so close!
13:45You weren't within reach of your fingers!
13:47Where do you have a piece of scenery now?
13:50September 2, 1945!
13:52Wow! You've gone to the other side!
13:54We asked when it started, not when it ended.
13:57They're going like crazy! They're going like crazy!
14:00And then, of course, they get too clever, they get too clever, they get too clever.
14:04The war began on a lonely September morning.
14:07The autumn leaves were beginning to fall on the avenues.
14:09Distrafilla, your board is going to slip away!
14:11A literature teacher, all very nice, but little substance.
14:16Well, I knew it, I swear!
14:19I don't know how to answer, but I want to take the nipple home. Hello, nipple!
14:23Well, as you can see, some adults, even if they become teachers, are still like children.
14:29Come on! Come on, yes! Take the nipple home! You little whim!
14:33I came here to have fun, not to take exams.
14:38But hey, will the girl be cool?
14:40It's not that she's cool, it's that she's a professor of quantum physics and has no idea about history.
14:45Well, he should be careful, we're not going to let him get away with anything.
14:48Yes, you rite, rite, you'll see.
14:50He's calculating the speed of the board divided by the weight of his hull and he's missed it.
14:55Dolores, what do we do with this lady now?
14:57Well, look, I'm tired of those people who think that because they work at the university they can look down on the rest of us.
15:04Give it a go!
15:05Well said and done, into the water, duck!
15:07Or rather, to the water professor of quantum physics.
15:10Hey, with all this confusion I can't remember what the question was.
15:15Well, very easy, when did World War II begin?
15:18I'll give you a hint, it was September 1st...
15:21Give me four!
15:22You don't know history and you don't know how to jump.
15:26September 1, 1939!
15:29Okay, finally someone says the correct date.
15:31And it was precisely a teacher, not a Saulín teacher, but a preschool teacher.
15:37Of course, until now the professors have been the most disappointing, the least prepared.
15:42Come on, teacher, you're almost there.
15:44You can do it.
15:46Well no, he can't get it.
15:48How nervous! Oh, how nervous!
15:51Don't worry, you rascal.
15:52Don't ask me about the 2 times table, I don't know it.
15:54Wow, another professor.
15:56If I don't know why they come, I really don't know.
15:59Oh, how embarrassing! I hope the department isn't watching me.
16:03And we are left with the repetition of the girl who came to take the nipple and took it away.
16:08Now he sleeps with it like it's his pillow.
16:10Oh, what a beautiful story!
16:12I think I'm going to cry.
16:13Well cry, man, cry.
16:28Oh, what a fright you give us, monsters of the dirty lagoon!
16:47To the board!
16:48I want to welcome you to the ironing board!
16:52Say, little one, filtrafilla!
16:53As this contestant announced, we are on the ironing board.
16:57A board that slides thanks to the momentum of the contestants.
17:00The table should stay on the green arrow.
17:01If they go too far...
17:02I'm falling!
17:03Well, that's it, they fall.
17:04And if they fall short, the monster from the dirty lagoon is responsible for sending them into the water.
17:08Hi, I teach math and I've calculated the exact speed the board has to go.
17:12I'm so clever I feel like dancing.
17:13So dance, you rascal, don't hold back.
17:15All right, leave it now.
17:16Let's see if the contestant has made the correct calculations.
17:20For now, it seems that it will not fall short.
17:23But judging by his terrified face, I'd say he's just realized he's going over the speed limit.
17:28But speeders don't pay a fine, we're not that cruel.
17:32The previous contestant made a mistake in her calculations.
17:34The board cannot go faster than one kilometer per hour.
17:37Not either? Are you sure, you little rascal?
17:39Very sure!
17:40You know, you rascal?
17:41The truth is, we don't know what calculations this woman has made, but hers smells like failure.
17:46I think the monster from the dirty lagoon is already sharpening its teeth.
17:49One kilometer per hour? That's enough for him. He's one kilometer away from the green arrow.
17:54And indeed, the monster shows no mercy.
17:58Children, never lose your smile!
18:00With this request, this kindergarten teacher throws herself onto the ironing board.
18:04Now it's your turn to put into practice what you just said.
18:07And you don't smile, huh?
18:08No, those sounded more like screams of panic.
18:12And pay attention, because it seems the teacher is going to get it.
18:15And he did it!
18:17Come on, now you can smile again.
18:21It's all about the strength of the pelvis.
18:23We don't know what this teacher meant, but it sounded unsuitable for minors.
18:28I hope the lady remembers that we are on children's time.
18:31She's very focused, but the board isn't as focused as she is, because it's slowing down.
18:37And pay attention, there are the pelvic movements I was announcing.
18:41If the board were a man, it would be very happy.
18:43Almost as happy as the monster when he threw her into the water.
18:45I'm going to do just like what happened! Kids, don't lose your smile!
18:49This contestant's attempt is good, but she has a problem.
18:52Those two huge sticks sticking out of his teeth, which slow down the board.
18:57Gux Bunny would have the same problem in this test.
18:59And indeed, as we can see, the girl's teeth have played a trick on her.
19:04And the smile turned into panic in 0.2 seconds.
19:08That's how long it took the monster to throw her into the water.
19:11Open your eyes wide, eh!
19:12This contestant takes to the board with great confidence.
19:15You've been watching for a while and you think you know what the right speed is.
19:19Although as we can see, the one with his eyes wide open is him.
19:23He is one of those who thinks that to get something you just have to look at it very closely.
19:26And what you don't know is that the more your eyes open, the heavier they are.
19:30You just made that up, didn't you?
19:31I refer to the evidence.
19:33If I had left the eyes slanted, I'm sure he would pass the test.
19:36The thing about the eyes is true!
19:38You see? This contestant proves me right.
19:41Since he has small eyes, it is impossible for him to open them very wide.
19:44Man, with that big nose you can't tell if he has small eyes, to be honest.
19:48No, but watch, watch. The board is slowly slowing down.
19:52And look at his eyes, look at them.
19:53As torn as in the beginning.
19:56I don't know, and you don't see this as very scientific, to be honest.
20:00Well, my eyes are really heavy.
20:02Look what you've done. Saying things like that confuses the poor contestants.
20:06Well, that's true. Look how fast that lady is going.
20:09But that's because he's driven as if he wanted to get home and save the taxi fare.
20:13Watch out! Hold on, there are going to be waves!
20:16Well, there has been a tsunami, almost.
20:24Look, Junior, do you know what this is?
20:26Well, it looked like a giant shoe box.
20:28Almost, it's true. Almost, almost.
20:29Wait, let's get in front so our eyes can't see us.
20:33Oh my goodness! Taques is huge and it's gigantic!
20:37It is the Trojan horse, which is actually the horse that ended Troy.
20:40But Homer called him that. And don't call me Taches, now I'm called Ulysses.
20:43Or better yet, Brad Pitt.
20:44Shall we go inside?
20:45Let the spirros get in.
20:47Spirros!
20:48Trolls! With feet and hands!
20:50One, two, one, two, one, two, one, fan!
20:54One, two, one, fan!
20:55One, two, three, four, five!
20:57And I don't make the rhyme easy.
20:59You think you're so funny, kid.
21:01Well, you're going to find out.
21:03Let's go! Everyone on the horse!
21:05Come on, get up your ass.
21:06And without complaint.
21:07Junior, remove the panel so we can keep an eye on the filthy things being born.
21:10How funny is that in fast motion, right?
21:14Hey, look at this guy's bald head.
21:16If you squeeze the mesh, it will leave a mark.
21:18Well, if everyone is already inside...
21:20Guys, let's get to work!
21:22Let's attack Troy!
21:24Help, I'm feeling dizzy!
21:26Shut up, henchman!
21:27Come on, let's think about it.
21:29What a fucking ass! What a fucking ass!
21:31Shut me up, Alandrin, and concentrate!
21:33We're going to disembark!
21:34Yes indeed!
21:35This is so heavy that the kids can't handle it!
21:37Come on, let's help them push!
21:42Hey, you all have to leave at once!
21:44Really, what a disaster of a battle!
21:46How funny the Trojan horse was!
21:49If he raced here I'd bet on him!
21:52Hey, what's wrong with you?
21:53Do you know something?
21:54In the second race there is a horse that is doped.
21:57But man, what are you saying?
21:59Man, there's no such thing as a sack here!
22:00I mean, man, please!
22:02Well, I'm just telling you to pay attention to the second one.
22:04Okay, okay, I'll be on the lookout.
22:06And in the first race of the Granderby Humor Amarillo,
22:09We have six teachers dressed as horses like six suns.
22:12And the neighs are real, yes,
22:14although some seem to cackle more than neigh.
22:17To the pull!
22:18And after Tani's shot, the six horses take off like a breath.
22:23Well, not all of them.
22:23The green came out like a rather average exhalation.
22:26Bluebird takes advantage.
22:28Followed closely by Laranjito and Solecita.
22:30But it's clear that Bluebird had extra barley for breakfast this morning,
22:34because he is already more than three heads taller than his opponents.
22:37Bluebird overcomes the last obstacle without killing himself
22:40and he already has victory in his hands, sorry, in peace.
22:42And after seeing how he beats Azulillo,
22:45let's see the falls,
22:46which are the most fun part of racing.
22:48Far better!
22:52Now let's look at the final photo.
22:53Azulillo has won hands down.
22:55The question was, who took second place?
22:57Rosita or Naranjito?
22:59Well, it was clearly Naranjito.
23:00Well, by half a cycle of advantage.
23:02And now, please, look very carefully at that woman,
23:05the one with the blue mare.
23:06We have confidential information that confirms that this mare is doped.
23:09She is a chemistry teacher and has prepared a good doping test.
23:12And what's worse, he hasn't invited the other mares.
23:14That's why he has such sad faces.
23:16To the pull!
23:17And the six mares come out.
23:20Sorry, five mares come out and the rose has fallen to the ground.
23:23Stay there, girl, you don't have a chance.
23:26And there we have the blue mare.
23:27We see how he takes the lead.
23:29A clear symptom that she is doped.
23:31Well, that runs faster.
23:33The one who is definitely not doped is the pink one.
23:35Or maybe he's been doping.
23:37This race is going a little slower than the previous one.
23:40A clear symptom that there is a doped mare.
23:42Or so, they haven't had a nap.
23:44What's happening?
23:45You don't believe the mare is doped?
23:47You see, making those statements so lightly...
23:49Lightly.
23:50Watch out for the blue mare, the doped one, heading towards the final stretch.
23:54For me, the doped one is this other one.
23:56If she looks, she goes like crazy.
23:58Symptom that she is doped?
24:00I don't know, I don't see it very clearly.
24:05Well yes, she is clearly doped.
24:07And these two too.
24:09And that one, that one for sure.
24:11Here they've all been completely doped up.
24:14I think the blue mare has broken her leg.
24:16And it's going to have to be finished off.
24:18And now we are approaching the final test.
24:19We basically took it out because there are only ten contestants left.
24:22I can't make Marilyn appear.
24:23Well then...
24:24Not even to each one of Schiffer.
24:25Well then...
24:27To Queen Elizabeth I of England.
24:28Ah, that's right!
24:29Ah, that's right!
24:31Where is Queen Elizabeth?
24:33Well, I don't know where it could be.
24:35Right under your nose!
24:36Glad to be in a yellow mood, pirate.
24:39Oh, Queen Elizabeth!
24:40She comes out very different in portraits.
24:41Hey, is it true that you had an affair with the pirate Drake?
24:44How funny!
24:45Look, Drake taught me this song.
24:47I am the queen of the seas!
24:49Sing with my...
24:50A thousand jokes and this whole thing and we had a great time!
24:54I'll prove it to you.
24:56Pirates!
24:56It wasn't Queen Elizabeth!
24:57It was me in disguise!
24:59Will you be unhappy?
25:00That suits you perfectly, you rascal!
25:02Will you be a pirate?
25:04Oh, please no!
25:05Oh yes, yes!
25:06Yes indeed!
25:07To Nakason!
25:08I'm going to represent the death of Julius Caesar.
25:11Yes, you heard right.
25:12Although we are in the now legendary test of...
25:14The Nakasone Canyons.
25:16Although, as I say, in this test, we want to see the teachers' knowledge of classical theater.
25:21And to do so, they will have to perform the Shakespeare play of their choice.
25:24This fool has chosen Julius Caesar.
25:27Right now it seems like he's waiting for Brutus' stab to come.
25:31Come on, Brutus, cheer up!
25:32You have it in your hand!
25:33In this case, Bruto Spinky.
25:35What can be done?
25:36You too, my son!
25:38You killed me, you bastard!
25:40Brutus 1, Caesar 0.
25:42I'm going to make him Hanlet!
25:44Oh, how scary, mother!
25:46This woman has chosen to represent the Danish prince who lives tormented by doubts.
25:51What doubts?
25:54My goodness, how many doubts I have!
25:56Especially that one...
25:57What am I or am I not?
25:58It was like that, wasn't it?
25:59What do I do now?
26:00Should I take the golden ball?
26:01I don't take it.
26:01Come on, I'll get it!
26:03Do I walk or not?
26:05I don't walk.
26:06I walk better this way.
26:07They're throwing balls at me.
26:08Oh!
26:09No, I'd better run because my balls hurt too much.
26:12Oh!
26:13This is very hard.
26:14I don't know what's better.
26:16To be or not to be?
26:18Better not to be!
26:20Bye bye!
26:20What a spectacular performance!
26:23He's going to play The Taming of the Shrew by my macaws!
26:26Well, this one is so cool, isn't it?
26:28He's just being a little wild thing.
26:29Now, as soon as Tani gives him the golden ball, the taming will begin.
26:32Come on, boys, let's tame the beast.
26:34Wow, that's fast!
26:36She had a fierce mouth.
26:38Aside from the fact that Pinky has never really liked that work.
26:41I'm going to make Romeo Juliet's love.
26:44Well, on the yellow humor stage we are going to see Romeo and Juliet.
26:49This Romeo is a bit average.
26:51At least the costume she's wearing isn't too good.
26:54And pay attention that Romeo sets out to find Juliet.
26:56Well, well, that's how a gentleman walks.
26:58It looks like a chicken.
26:59And we come to the end of the work.
27:01Romeo, the palm!
27:04Hey you!
27:05Hey!
27:05You have to say what work you are going to do.
27:08The one with the vingueros!
27:09The vingueros?
27:10Throw out Shakespeare?
27:11Almost.
27:12It is a film by Mariano Horis.
27:14Hey, kid, it's no good.
27:15Say another one.
27:16Well, nothing, late.
27:17I took advantage of the distraction to win.
27:19What a shame!
27:21I'm going to make a big deal about nothing.
27:24The contestant concentrates.
27:26He moves slowly across the stage.
27:28It looks like it's going to be a very intense performance.
27:32As soon as Tani throws the golden ball, much ado about nothing will begin.
27:37Attention!
27:40There we have the noise.
27:43And there are the nuts.
27:44Come on, more noise and more nuts.
27:50Now there is more noise than nuts.
27:54And finally the nuts win.
27:57A round of applause for the girl!
27:59What am I going to do, the merchant of Venice?
28:01I play the role of Shiloh.
28:03A very difficult role, especially for a woman.
28:06That's why the contestant and actress is moving forward with such caution at this point.
28:10He knows that theater critics are going to be very picky about his performance.
28:14Tani gives him some final advice before going on stage.
28:17And the performance begins now!
28:19If you prick me, I don't bleed!
28:22If you insult me, oh!
28:24Oh!
28:25I'm not offended!
28:27If you hit me in the head with a ball, one of those balls that leaves you shaking, won't I fall to the ground?
28:35Well yes.
28:37Phew!
28:37What a heartfelt performance!
28:39He left it all behind!
28:40He deserves an interview, at least.
28:42But first, a round of applause for Pinky.
28:44I got really into the role, but the big hit took me out instantly.
28:48Don't get so close to me, it makes me nervous.
28:50Be careful not to answer, okay?
28:51That when I see a girl like you I go crazy.
28:53You're coming to my caravan right now.
28:55What a good act you're doing, Pepe?
28:57Have I left?
28:58I'm going to play Desdemona in Othello!
29:00A difficult role, especially because the poor girl ends up killed by the protagonist.
29:05Desdemona enters the scene and at that moment...
29:08Be careful, Othello came to kill you!
29:10My goodness, how fast he runs!
29:11It's not Desdemona, it's Carl Lewis.
29:13Carl Lewis is lucky, because he fell on the ball.
29:16Two more steps and Desdemona qualifies.
29:20What a mess, pirate!
29:21What a mess!
29:23Oh, congratulations, Chino Judeiro! You did it!
29:26The Chinese guy didn't die on today's show! That's incredible!
29:29And what do you want, Pintra?
29:31I want the prize! Let's see!
29:34It's not for Tita, it is! It's for the Chinese Jew! Give it to him, come on!
29:37What is Pintra?
29:38It's a termination letter!
29:39Are we saying goodbye? But why? What have you done?
29:41He's not dead! He's breached his contract!
29:44Well now he's fired her, you Chinese Jew!
29:47No! You fired the Chinese Jew!
29:51Or as they say in Japanese, what a dilemma!
29:54If I don't die, I'm fired!
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