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00:00Today in Humor Amarillo we'll look at the fashions that will be worn this season.
00:03The designs that everyone wants to wear.
00:06And the models that everyone yearns for.
00:08Jump, Culeirín!
00:13Igué!
00:14The Chinese Culeirín is here.
00:16If we won, we'll laugh.
00:20Run, jump here, go without stopping.
00:23Yellow Humor, come back now.
00:30Today, Humor Amarillo becomes a fashion catwalk.
00:33And our contestants have become models who will wear this season's designs.
00:37If you don't want to look out of date with clothes that are no longer in fashion, you have to pay close attention to today's Yellow Humor.
00:43Get ready for the most revolutionary trends of the moment, because we're going to introduce you...
00:48Humor Amarillo's fall-winter fashion.
00:51Why else would he want his henchmen to dress fashionably too?
00:54Let's see the designs they wear.
00:55We start with Juanito Calvicie, who dresses... dresses... well, he dresses strangely.
01:01Yes, she has face paint and is wearing a green sash across her body.
01:04But hey, if this is what's in fashion, then this is what it is.
01:06And now let's see what the monster from the dirty lagoon looks like.
01:09Well, she's wearing a girl's outfit with a bird on her chest.
01:12Very cute, it fits a little tight, a little fair, but very cute, hey.
01:16If I were him, I wouldn't go out wearing that, to be honest.
01:18Well, let's leave the minion trend behind, we've had enough of this.
01:21And let's see how the contestants dress.
01:23Rascals!
01:24An old monk, Saolin, told me that if you want fashion at a good price, the best thing to do is go to a flea market.
01:30You guys buy flea markets!
01:33I was saying, from the way I dressed it seemed so to me.
01:36For example, you scamps, who are playing monkeys and hanging from a tree.
01:40Your design is worthless, but you girls look so cute.
01:43Thanks, Tani! You're a cutie!
01:46Tani is now dedicated to flirting with these models that come with a pink bunny design that is going to be the sensation of the season.
01:52If you want to look sexy, you'll have to dress like a pink bunny.
01:55If you don't wear this, then no matter how sexy you are, you won't be sexy.
01:59Tani then heads off to talk to another very pretty model wearing a black evening gown, which is actually a black jumpsuit.
02:05But it's good for going to fancy dinners, gala parties, and if your car breaks down, well, look, you're already in a bind.
02:12It is a most useful model.
02:14Hey, everyone's laughing, is that what Tani was going to say?
02:17To the donkey!
02:35Hello! What's up?
02:37Well, on a show like today full of models, I hope I can get one, because I'm a great model too.
02:44I'm pretty good, aren't I?
02:45Isn't that right, girls?
02:47Well, back to what I was saying, I'm going to introduce you to a new test called Chinese Tetris.
02:51And what is this nonsense all about? You might ask.
02:54Well, I'll explain it to you right now.
02:55We have a blue piece here like this, into which we have to insert a castle piece like this one.
03:01I'll take it over there and we'll see if it fits.
03:03Okay, I've done Tetris, but be careful, it's harder than it looks. I knew which piece to pick up, they told me.
03:10Wow, fit the pieces together!
03:12To Tetris!
03:13Welcome to Chinese Tetris.
03:15While other tests leave you with a knock on your head, here you'll have to think about it.
03:20That's why we already have the first casualties, who from thinking so much have started to smoke coming out of their ears and have collapsed.
03:27We witnessed the first struggles to fit the pieces together.
03:29If they were smarter, they would know not to fight, because there is only one piece for each mold.
03:35I did it, Mom! See?
03:37But I'm as stupid as you say! I put the piece back in place!
03:40And this is the moment we call the Music Video Moment, because we slow down the image, turn up the music, and we fall silent.
03:53Okay, let's stop keeping quiet, because then our bosses tell us we're not doing a single stroke of work.
03:57This test is based on those educational games given to young children to puzzle over.
04:04And as you can see, little kids are able to fit the pieces together, but the yellow humor contestants are not.
04:10And there are some who try in a thousand ways, who push, who turn the piece around, until they realize that maybe it doesn't fit there.
04:17By the way, all the talk about Tetris has brought back a story that happened to me with that game. Shall I tell you about it?
04:23Okay, fine, but don't make it too long.
04:25Well, I was hooked on Tetris when I was little, I didn't play much, I was crazy about making lines, lines and lines.
04:31And do you know what happened to me next?
04:33Well no, you got into the game as a starter.
04:35No, no way, no way, then when I went to sleep and closed my eyes, I continued seeing the pieces falling in my head and I started making lines as if I were still playing.
04:44Oh, I'm scared.
04:45Do you need help, kid? No, the piece doesn't fit there, it's not there. Look, I think there, there, there it does fit. Put it in, put it in.
04:51Okay, he's won, but you don't realize he doesn't fit in there. Come on, he's lost his temper. Go get your blue chip, come on.
04:57This poor contestant had already given up and was trying his hand at his card, but just to try, because he knew he had no chance of success.
05:04And his IQ, like this other one's, was always below average, below the average for monkeys.
05:10There were authors whose studies failed to put the piece together.
05:14And there were others who let themselves get carried away by nerves and of course, that was much worse.
05:18Because above all, to play Tetris well you have to have nerves of steel and not panic when the pieces are approaching the top of the screen.
05:26No, because when they get close to the top of the screen, time is running out.
05:31Don't leave me, I'm Pepe, man.
05:33We need to remind our contestants that no matter how much they want to hit Pepe, please refrain from doing so.
05:40Because he's the only reporter we have. And if something happens to him, we'll be left without anyone to do interviews.
05:45Here, here it is. Finally.
05:48I've made a line. I've made a points record.
05:51Well, when I played Tetris I liked the stick because I could put it anywhere, but...
05:57This stick isn't worth paying for! It couldn't fit anywhere! You guys have me playing with the stick!
06:03Juanito Calvici is very happy because he has new friends!
06:08That they are the monster of the dirty lagoon that now breaks chains.
06:13And an animal that cooks with his sword and makes fantastic dishes.
06:19To the new labyrinth!
06:20Let's see, let's see, what's it like? How exciting! I can't wait to see it! Oh, I'm going to die!
06:25And Trafilla, get ready to discover the new Chinotauro labyrinth.
06:29With four more squares and new minions.
06:32Many of you will have noticed the absence of this test in recent weeks.
06:35And that's why it didn't come out, because we were doing renovations on it.
06:38And it looks really nice. A good renovation can make your house look brand new.
06:42This poor guy was close to passing, but only close.
06:45Because overcoming the new maze with these three is going to be very difficult.
06:48Well, not to mention the one you get later. Three are much more damaging than two.
06:52Wouldn't we have gone too far by making this test too difficult?
06:55I don't think so, he's better now. But just in case, let's ask Taquesi and see what he thinks.
07:00Well, that's cool.
07:02Hello, Tani!
07:03Hello gorgeous!
07:05Tani's words made this girl blush.
07:07The contestant wears an outfit created specifically for the Chinotaur's Labyrinth.
07:12That is, its main characteristics are that it can get wet and nothing will happen to it.
07:16But that's not all. If Johnny Baldheaded happens to get it on you, it's easily washable.
07:22The danger with this outfit is that it makes you so attractive that guys will flock to you.
07:28I want to talk to the designer of this model.
07:30I made this model so that the girls would be much prettier.
07:33You could have gotten one yourself to look better.
07:36Oh, I didn't think of that!
07:37Okay, Pintrafilla, we've seen your model. Can you come in?
07:39We haven't actually seen it, but she's wearing such a boring outfit that we sent her inside to see if they could do something with it.
07:46Well, maybe with a little black it looks much better.
07:49And with a slammed door all over the carile, with a slammed door all over the carile, it also looks prettier.
07:53And when wet it already gains a lot with the shapes being marked.
07:57Models are not stupid!
07:58But you're in a good mood, girl!
07:59This girl has come to humorous yellow, not to show off her figure, but to demonstrate that being a model is not at odds with being intelligent.
08:06Although what it is, it is a little slow, because the aunt has not yet left the first box.
08:10Well, let's see her prove that models aren't stupid.
08:14The henchmen leave her alone.
08:16She remains so calm and almost goes into the water alone.
08:19But we're going to give him a second chance, he deserves it.
08:24Keep moving forward.
08:25And she manages to overcome two bad guys who are mesmerized by her beauty.
08:30But just when he is about to pass the test, tragedy strikes.
08:36But either he kills her or she doesn't kill herself screaming.
08:39Oh my goodness!
08:40In the end, she managed to prove that models aren't stupid, but she wasn't even disappointed.
08:47The previous one killing herself to prove that models aren't stupid, then this one comes along and ruins everything.
08:52I want to be a model, yes sir!
08:54Well, nothing, girl.
08:55You're going to try out for supermodels, and I think with your attitude, it won't be hard for you to win the contest.
09:01You're no good at yellow humor, but you'll see how being a model doesn't cost much.
09:07Although crying makes you look better, she's prettier.
09:12And this one?
09:13But what does this one do?
09:15This is also a model.
09:16Are you a model?
09:18Best of luck!
09:19Man, now that you see the outfit you're wearing, you've got style.
09:22It shows that you are one of the good ones.
09:23What he doesn't know is that the three henchmen inside wanted to be models and couldn't for various reasons.
09:29Just by looking at them you can imagine the reasons.
09:31The thing is, they hate models to bits, and that's why this one is going to pay for it, just because.
09:36His screams show the pain that a man can reach.
09:39No man, I'm not shouting that much, they haven't done anything to him!
09:45The thing is, this is a storyteller, and the guy is a very weak model.
09:50The design worn by this contestant exemplifies that men can also do housework.
09:54They, although very lazy, can also cook, clean, and iron clothes.
09:59And this design, which is an apron for men to wear at home and on the street, aims to fight for that.
10:04This kid is wearing a model that is going to be very popular this season.
10:11A shopkeeper's suit with a scarf around his neck.
10:14When you're wearing this outfit and people come up to you and try to hit you for dressing like that, all you have to do is say...
10:20Sorry, Indy, really, don't hit me, don't hurt me, I just wanted to be fashionable.
10:24Also, you guys look really nice too, I beg you, don't break anything, I need everything in its place, please don't kill me.
10:30But hey, you should know that all this won't do you any good and that in the end they'll let you go and leave you with the lost suit.
10:38Come on, it can never be used again.
10:41The good thing is that even after all that you'll still be Super Fashion and you'll be able to say...
10:44How wicked that you have closed me down, I am in fashion!
10:47And you will all celebrate together.
10:48And most importantly, you'll be able to leave the maze with your head held high, like this contestant.
10:57Oh my God, how hard it is to be a fashion victim!
11:00There are only 97 models left on the yellow humor fashion catwalk.
11:05I want to be a model too, so I'm working out to get ripped and have a great body.
11:11These weights are 100 kilos each, just so you know.
11:14What are you doing, Pepe? Come on, he has those plastic weights.
11:17No, leave it, I'll exercise with them.
11:20Come here, thief! What are you going to do with a thousand push-ups at a stretch?
11:23But I can't do even one, please.
11:25I'll help you, man! I'll help you, come on!
11:27No, leave it, Juanito, thank you very much. You don't need to help me.
11:30Yes, it doesn't cost me anything! Come on! One, two! One, two!
11:35Stop, stop, I can't take it anymore!
11:38Ready for a walk in the balls!
11:43Let's go for a walk!
11:46Life is enchanted!
11:46Welcome to a ball ride!
11:49The test in which the contestants, wearing outfits designed especially for
11:53yellow humor, they have to cross that footbridge.
11:56But it's a very dangerous walkway!
11:58I don't feel pain from the balls!
12:00We have to warn that all participants in this test are models that have been trained
12:04a lot to parade on the catwalks.
12:06This kid is used to having things held while he parades, like tomatoes, cans,
12:10televisions...
12:11And he has withstood all of that, but he couldn't with the animal's blow.
12:15You're a third-rate model!
12:17How strong and what I have called him!
12:18Hello, girls!
12:19And this one, despite how he walks, we swear he's a model.
12:23But what kind of model is this, because it doesn't look like a model.
12:28Well there you have it, underwear model.
12:30It has a bomb-proof package.
12:31Thank goodness, because otherwise, with that blow he would have become a eunuch.
12:35Even the animal was hurt, and that's why Tani came to the rescue of this poor model.
12:39Model who after the blow has become stupid and believes himself to be a little turtle.
12:43And the worst part is that those side effects will last forever.
12:47Animal and his henchmen don't know what to do, because they feel quite sorry for the guy, to be honest.
12:50And after much thought and much hilarity,
12:55Animal comes to the conclusion that the best thing to do is to end his suffering.
12:59The bad thing is that the contestant is very happy to be a little turtle and doesn't want to give up so easily.
13:04Although after that blow, instead of a little turtle, he now believes himself to be a snake, a poisonous one at that.
13:13Animal has always been a great snake hunter.
13:15He aims with his ball, looks, shoots and the snake is dead.
13:20Well, dead model, whatever.
13:23I bet I'm hot!
13:24The bad thing about many models is that they are told so many times that they are beautiful, they end up believing it.
13:29And that, whether you like it or not, ends up leading you to perdition.
13:33Don't let him get carried away, it's very bad!
13:36I'm very tough!
13:37This model is one of those who, even if they hit her and tell her she's not worth it, she keeps going.
13:43There's the first blow and the aunt doesn't even flinch.
13:46Although if they hit him a second time, he'll collapse because he can't go any further.
13:52I'm finally going to parade!
13:53This girl makes her debut as a model today, here, on the Humor Amarillo catwalk.
13:58She's put in the effort and tried, but it seems to me that there are mannequins with more future as models than her.
14:04I am the most important model after there are more!
14:07Well, I hope he doesn't have any of your bad habits, you rascal.
14:10Well let's see if this girl parades as well as she says.
14:13Well, more than parading, she's running. There's no way to see the outfit like that unless she slows down.
14:18And more than posing, she plays the fool.
14:20But Takeshi has fallen in love with her.
14:23I want to be as beautiful as a cane! Yes, I do!
14:26Well, that's easy. Right now, we're going to make your face look like hers.
14:31You see? It's not like being in a ravine anymore.
14:33And without having to buy anything.
14:35Let's talk to this model.
14:36I'm very happy because I'm finally a real top model.
14:39I'm so happy I'm going to sing.
14:41Do you like a pepí?
14:56I really liked it, you could sing it to me now in my caravan.
15:00What do you mean no?
15:01Good.
15:01It's not King Kong, although he hits the chest just like him. It's the little samurai.
15:20To the gate!
15:22I left my keys at home!
15:23Don't worry! These are panic doors, and they open without keys.
15:27Well, in those cases, yes, because they're made of paper. But in the case of others, it's a little more complicated.
15:33We haven't said anything about this model.
15:35There's no need for that.
15:36Black never goes out of style!
15:38And you know something else that never goes out of style?
15:41The banging on the doors!
15:44I'm laughing my ass off at you guys!
15:46I'm super funny!
15:47And here comes one of the star designs of this season.
15:50The happy monkey!
15:51The bad thing about this design is that you have to lift your monkey face to see anything.
15:55Well, to see something and to breathe.
15:57Because if not you'll suffocate in there.
15:59With the money that design costs and this bastard has already ruined it.
16:02The creator of the costume, Chita the monkey, must have been very angry if she saw this.
16:07Nothing comes!
16:08Did I win or what?
16:10I won!
16:11Here we have another variation of the previous costume that consists of wearing the monkey mask as a hat.
16:15Or hung around the neck, which is also very easy.
16:18But what is this guy kicking doors? A man or a monkey?
16:21It seems to me that this is a model that is very self-important.
16:24Take a little ride!
16:26Pay close attention to this contestant's costume because it's quilted.
16:30It is a special design for panic doors.
16:32If you find a bad door, it softens the pain a little.
16:36But if you find a net, the suit can't do anything about it.
16:42Hit me, you won't hurt me!
16:46I'm going to be a nurse!
16:47It has been scientifically proven that the nurse costume is one of the sexiest in the world.
16:51And why? Because men are that bad.
16:54That's why we've launched this line of nurse costumes, especially designed for couples who want to play.
16:59It's on sale!
17:00I'm in mourning!
17:01This contestant is in mourning, but for himself, because he knows he is going to die.
17:06Ah, but he's not dead. He's just broken his nose. But it's nothing, man.
17:10The apron is cool!
17:11Yes, all the fashion magazines point it out. The apron has become fashionable, but for cooking, not for dressing like a slob.
17:18I'm a top model!
17:19Come on, parade with gusto. Make the runway yours.
17:22Don't give up in the face of the obstacles that such a difficult profession presents you.
17:27But kid, one bad door and you're done for.
17:29She's now a model!
17:30And 49 contestants will continue to surprise us with their amazing models.
17:38What are you doing there, Pepe? Smoking? Don't you know what's good for your health?
17:42Come on! Get some exercise!
17:44Come on, Pepe! Jump! Let's get that little ass in shape!
17:48If you want to be a model, you have to have a nice ass, and you have a really big one.
17:51You'll see, you're going to be the next Mar Van der Luz, and I'm going to give you a really hard ass.
17:56Oh! I'm sure there are easier ways to be a model than this, Juanito!
18:00Guide, guide, extinguish you! Guide, guide!
18:05We sail south, north, south, north, south, north, south!
18:11We are the pirate duo!
18:12The pirate duo!
18:12And we always sail by sea.
18:16We send them to Eurovision!
18:18I don't want to go to Eurovision, I don't like it, it's my fault!
18:22Well, then throw the ball and let the contestants run like crazy to catch it, because we're in...
18:28Catch me that ball!
18:30Wait! A contestant has grabbed it, and we have chicken on the dance floor!
18:33Say hello, pirate, they're giving you the test! Say hello! To the camera, come on!
18:37Maria, turn off the oven, I'm leaving it on!
18:40And another ball flies with the bird through the air, waiting for someone to adopt it.
18:44But the contestants throw themselves at each other and ignore anyone.
18:48There goes another ball and I wonder, have the contestants understood what this test is about?
18:52Hey, Junior, what's all this about?
18:54Oh, I've explained it before! You're sabotaging my test!
18:57And since we see that things are getting pretty heated, let's relax by reading some of the emails you've sent to humoramarillo.com
19:05That's it, that's it! Reading emails! Reading emails, I like it!
19:10José Luis Aguilar from Madrid tells us.
19:12I've been watching your recorded programs until 4 in the morning.
19:15You are like landing as best you can, that the first time you see it, you don't catch it in all the points.
19:20What you're doing is going to make television history.
19:23Are we going to make television history?
19:26Like a raffle? Like The Martian Chronicles? Like a night out?
19:31I can't believe that we finally achieved it after so much work!
19:35Let's see what our contestants have to say about this.
19:37What do you think about this viewer's opinion?
19:39Well, I think if they made you smart, you would invent emails.
19:42No, not that! We never invented email! And I swear to Pinky Winky!
19:46For example, this one was sent by an anonymous person, but I assure you it's real.
19:50He says, I really like the show, although I still don't know when it's on, because the times I've seen it are because I've turned on the channel and found it.
19:57If you don't mind, could you tell me the day and time of the program? Thank you.
20:01But there is an intrinsic contradiction here.
20:03If I tell you the yellow humor schedule now, but you are not watching it because you don't know what time it is on,
20:07How are you going to find out the day and time? It wouldn't do any good!
20:10Holy shit, really! What's wrong with people? How can they not know the yellow humor schedule? Colin!
20:14And finally, Mónica from Barcelona asks us, why do you bother translating the Japanese program if you can then say whatever you think and record whatever you want?
20:24Hey, and one thing, Monica, who told you we're translating the Japanese program? Because I don't know a thing about Japanese.
20:29I speak Spanish and I recently didn't tell you about Japanese.
20:32With how expensive a Japanese translator is.
20:34Couldn't you translate the program for us? Or it would be a very affordable, friendly price!
20:38Well, we'll think about it and just call you.
20:41By the way, how long have we been doing this test? Because it's already gotten dark.
20:44What do I know? This pirate gets so excited hitting balls that he doesn't stop.
20:48Well, we'll have to warn him that his time is up.
20:52Come on, pirate, cut it! Yeah, very well, one wins! Come on, goodbye!
20:55Oh, look at my face! All red from running after the ball! I couldn't take it anymore!
21:01You know, she looks like Heidi.
21:02And your leg doesn't matter.
21:04Dance, my dance. It's so easy. One leg up, one leg down.
21:09And it's over now.
21:12Let's surf!
21:14When I grow up! I want to be a model!
21:17Well, surfing on the ironing board is a perfect modeling school.
21:20You're going to learn here, little one, but be careful.
21:23Because as they said in fame, fame costs and here you are going to start paying with sweat.
21:28While others stuff themselves with food.
21:29This Morama modeling school! I'm worthless!
21:33You've stolen a shepherd from me and thrown me into the water! Sensu is fooling us!
21:38Oh, my trafilla there!
21:39Hello!
21:40Another lesson to learn to become a model is knowing where the camera is.
21:44Because if you don't look at the camera and turn your back on it, we can't appreciate the beauty of the fall.
21:48But let's talk to a professional role model who will advise our students.
21:52What you have to do is put on a wishful face.
21:54Can you put it on?
21:56Yeah, look, I'm putting it on right now.
21:57Look, come on, are you seriously a miserable model?
22:00I swear.
22:01I'm not clumsy, I really am.
22:03That's important, because a model has to be agile.
22:07You can't trip on a walkway.
22:09And much less ruin the grace of grace, let's see who pays for it now.
22:14Let's now talk about the clothes models have to wear when they're not on the catwalk.
22:24Wearing a Batman t-shirt is acceptable because it's a pop icon that will never go out of style.
22:28But if you want to become someone in the profession and don't want to be called a geek, then it's better not to wear it.
22:33And most importantly, just because you're wearing a Batman t-shirt doesn't mean you're Batman and that he has his powers.
22:38Our model better advise this guy.
22:42If you want to be a model, you can't be a geek at all.
22:44And you?
22:46I'm not a geek, I have great style when it comes to dressing.
22:48Let's see, are you really a model?
22:50Of course.
22:52A wedding suit for men, what's going on?
22:53Another thing you need to learn if you want to be a model is that you have to wear whatever they ask you to, no matter how ridiculous it is.
23:01So if a discerning designer decides to invent a men's wedding suit and you have to wear it, just endure the ridicule as best you can and move forward.
23:10And consider that there are others who, for example, dress up as Indians every week to appear on TV and are not so happy.
23:15Hey, maybe you'll even get a prize for being so brave and make it to the next test.
23:20I'm a glasses model!
23:21If your body doesn't suit you but you have a good face, you can always be a glasses model like this one.
23:26Although you should first check that the glasses are not prescription, because then you won't see anything and you'll end up crashing for sure.
23:33Did I like the glasses?
23:36I'm athletic!
23:38One thing that models take great care of is their physical shape.
23:41Which doesn't seem to be the case here.
23:44That he almost killed himself by jumping.
23:46But the fact is, if you want to be a model, you're going to have to spend a lot of hours in the gym.
23:51Because otherwise you'll end up like this loser, who just ended his modeling career right now.
23:56Our teacher will give you some advice.
23:59You have to go out for a run every day, at least 30 kilometers!
24:01You run it!
24:02Not me, it's advice I give.
24:04I just can't believe it, you really are a model.
24:06One of the expensive ones too.
24:09I'm funny!
24:10Well yes, models must have a sparkle in addition to being handsome.
24:14Like this one that, apart from parading, makes us laugh for a while.
24:19But a very short while.
24:23I study art and literature.
24:26Models, apart from taking care of their physique, also have to cultivate their interior.
24:31To find out what species of fish that just jumped is, for example.
24:33Also to find out which tribe the Indian woman she has just met belongs to.
24:39And above all, when the time comes, calculate your fall into the water so as not to die.
24:44Because the inside matters.
24:46What does our teacher think?
24:47You have to read those fat books every two or three days.
24:50What is the last one you read?
24:51The "Hello, Hey, Fatso?" is over 100 pages long.
24:54Let's see, you really are cool.
24:55It is obvious.
24:57Hello, pirates!
24:59I'm going to present you with a new test that I'm sure you'll love.
25:02It's called Rolling Acorn Mountain.
25:04Well, you'd better see it with your own eyes.
25:07But look how cool it is, please.
25:10From up here my henchmen and I will throw acorns to prevent the contestants from reaching the finish line.
25:15Oh my goodness!
25:16We're going to have a great time, pirate!
25:19Pirate, pirate!
25:20Yes sir!
25:22I am the Chinese cudeiro!
25:23And to launch this piece of evidence we have chosen none other than the Chinese Cudeiro.
25:28He'll have to hop up the mountain, unsettled in that esparto outfit, watching the acorns come close to knocking him down.
25:36Come on, Chinese! You can do it!
25:39You've already eaten two fingers, but don't get discouraged.
25:41You've managed to get out of worse places, although always feet first.
25:46No!
25:47The acorns have killed the Chinese cudeiro!
25:50When a writer for the show came up with this test, everyone thought it was a great idea.
26:01Although later, when it came to practice, it was discovered that it has a big problem.
26:05The same one you're seeing now.
26:07It's a very slow test, because the contestants are so tied up and the mountain is so steep that they have to advance in tiny steps.
26:16And that's why, to complete the entire route, they need at least a whole day.
26:20It's a problem we'll try to fix, but now that the set is built, we have to use it.
26:24At least a few more times to pay for itself.
26:26This contestant is desperate and has thrown himself down the hill.
26:29Let's talk to the screenwriter who came up with the test.
26:32Well, to me it seems like the best proof in history.
26:34Well, she's in the competition, sweetheart!
26:35Come on!
26:36Do you dare?
26:37Of course! I'm going to try my test there!
26:40We'll see if the screenwriter likes the test as much after having competed in it.
26:45What! It's hard to climb, huh! Hard! I bet it's not so cool anymore! Smart ass!
26:49What? Your legs are tired, huh? Are you a little tired?
26:53Do you see the peyote coming? Scary, isn't it?
26:55What, cool guy! I bet you're not as keen on the test as you thought it would be!
27:00He was also a scriptwriter for Patricia's Diary and they fired him for being bad, I'm not telling you anything.
27:04But I have a feeling he's making it to the top of the mountain.
27:09With the tips of his fingers, yes, but he managed to pass the test.
27:12Of course, since he is the one who invented it and has a head start.
27:15And I made my war cry.
27:16That's right, kid! That's what this test is! A war!
27:21A war between a contestant dressed as a log and thousands of killer acorns.
27:26A war that makes World War II look like child's play.
27:31And you know what happens here, kid? Acorns take no prisoners.
27:34Now you better be prepared if they catch you.
27:36The kid is managing to dodge the acorns, but can he face a face-to-face?
27:43There we have the first confrontation and the boy manages to defeat the acorn.
27:50But a Second arrives ready to avenge her comrade killed in combat.
27:53The boy endures despite having lost his shoe in the duel.
27:56The final victory is approaching.
27:58The boy has surrounded the troops of the acorn army and all that remains is to deliver the final blow.
28:04He has studied Patton's tactics in World War II.
28:08He knows he can do it.
28:10Well, I think the final blow will fall to him in the end.
28:15Let's revel in his death, that's always fun.
28:22What a fall! How spectacular!
28:26I think this guy killed himself, huh? I'm sure he did.
28:28No, I didn't kill myself, I'm here alive and kicking!
28:31How did the battle go? Was it tough?
28:33Well, I have wounds all over the place, but since I'm like Rambo, it doesn't hurt, to be honest.
28:37Your tactics failed, huh?
28:38They have won this battle, but not the war.
28:41In another program we'll see if the kid wins the war, because in this one we've reached the end of the test.
28:46A test that left us this dramatic moment.
28:48The moment the kid lost the battle, apart from a shoe and his lack of dignity.
28:53And here come the winners of today's show, who are, of course, the best dressed.
29:00And you guys have managed to reach the top of fashion.
29:03You're going to be flooded with offers!
29:04You're going to be on the cover of magazines!
29:06Are you ready to parade?
29:08Oh!
29:10I liked your scream, huh?
29:12Well, marching home!
29:15Wow!
29:16How tiring is this training to be a model!
29:19I'm doing chest training now.
29:21What abs I'm getting.
29:23I'm going to make him super hot.
29:25I'm lifting a 500 kilo stone.
29:28Pepe, Pepe, I haven't been doing well!
29:29You have to stretch harder.
29:31Look! That's it!
29:32Go ahead! Again!
29:34With more desire!
29:34Come on, pull it, you're a real neraza!
29:36Ow! Ow! Leave it, leave it!
29:41I'm retiring from the fashion world! I don't like it!
29:44Ouch! Oh my goodness, what pain!
29:46You're strong, Pepe! You've ruined your rubber!
29:48Damn the day I wanted to be a model! Damn the day!
29:51As they say in Japanese, Oh, Pepe, if you don't know, why do you get involved?
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