00:14What is consciousness?
00:30And what about when it's a very loud voice?
00:34A strong voice.
00:35It's my gut that tells me, give me every menu, give me every menu.
01:15What is consciousness?
01:30What is consciousness?
02:09What is consciousness?
02:14What is consciousness?
02:21What is consciousness?
02:23He's the new student.
02:25He's gorgeous.
02:26That seems a tad high to me, it must be a pituitary gland problem.
02:33What is consciousness?
02:34Hello.
02:36I'm Todd Helm.
02:37Me too.
02:40I mean, Laura Wieslow.
02:43I have come to apply for the waiter position.
02:45It's already occupied.
02:48No, it isn't.
02:49The applications are there.
02:51Fill one out and then go to the feast, Raquel.
02:53Thank you.
02:54Thanks to you.
02:58Laura.
03:03Laura.
03:06Sorry, what a beast.
03:07Her hormones are raging.
03:12Mr. Snippliski?
03:16Here.
03:19How are you doing?
03:21Sit down.
03:27Well.
03:29Have you worked in a restaurant before?
03:33She's wearing a very nice hat.
03:40Thank you.
03:41I try to take care of my appearance.
03:43It gives this place a certain style.
03:46Good.
03:47Would you work weekends?
03:49She's wearing a very nice hat.
03:57Mr. Snippliski.
03:59What's it called?
04:00She's wearing a very nice hat.
04:03I'm sorry.
04:04But I need a waiter who can communicate with the customers.
04:09Mister.
04:11I hope you understand.
04:14Good luck in America.
04:16She's wearing a hat.
04:18Beautiful.
04:21Thank you.
04:23Bye bye.
04:24Bye bye.
04:26Watch out for the corner.
04:27Bye bye.
04:33Attention, please.
04:35Anyone who wants this job needs to speak up.
04:47I speak.
04:49It bounces.
04:54What is your name?
04:56I want weekends off, a month of paid vacation, and free food for my colleagues.
05:02Next.
05:18Laura, why do you love that giraffe so much?
05:22Steve, Todd is a great basketball player.
05:25He led his school team to become state champions.
05:27Well, I've just been chosen as the golf team manager.
05:33Anyone who needs a father figure comes to me.
05:39Welcome aboard.
05:41Okay, we have a waiter.
05:44Yeah!
05:47I want to say congratulations.
05:49Thank you.
05:55I think I have a rival.
05:58A very tough opponent.
06:02I'll buy myself some stilts and win her back.
06:10Seven-letter word for pleasure.
06:12Men.
06:17Can it be joy?
06:19It could be.
06:25You won't believe what happened to me today.
06:28This afternoon I went jogging in the park.
06:31Come on, Carl.
06:32Your jogging suit?
06:35Well, I was chasing the ice cream truck.
06:39As I was jumping over a hedge, I saw something shiny.
06:43Feast your eyes on this.
06:46Carl.
06:50Are they real diamonds?
06:51Of course.
06:53They're worth a fortune.
06:54Fifteen thousand four hundred and fifty dollars.
06:59Did I jam it again?
07:01Well.
07:02He was lying there and there wasn't a soul around.
07:05Is it ours?
07:06You're crazy.
07:07We can't keep it.
07:09Sure, Carl.
07:10We can't do it.
07:12Clear.
07:12We'll sell it.
07:14Honey, with that money we can make our own trip to the Caribbean.
07:18For the Caribbean?
07:19Even long calluses.
07:20More jerks!
07:23More jerks!
07:36More jerks!
07:37And cheaper.
07:42Mom, don't count your chickens before they hatch.
07:44I have to take them to the apartment.
07:46If no one has claimed them within thirty days, they are ours.
07:49Good.
07:50Ujú.
07:51Here is an inscription.
07:54For my dear Pupsi.
07:56That doesn't help much.
07:58This city is plagued with Pupsis.
08:01It's true.
08:02I'll bring the cruise brochures.
08:04Do you still have them?
08:05Clear.
08:06I've been filing them away in the M by a miracle.
08:16Three.
08:17Four.
08:19Ticinco.
08:21And two.
08:26I feel great.
08:29Don't talk to me.
08:30I've lost Laura.
08:32Well, Steve.
08:33Anyway, you never had it.
08:38Thank you, but I have another problem.
08:40Yeah?
08:40Which?
08:41Do you know Todd Helms?
08:43Sure, a great basketball player.
08:45A charming guy.
08:46The girls adore him.
08:47Saying "I know that guy" would have been enough.
08:51What's wrong with him?
08:52Well, they're going to have a hard time with math.
08:55Which means he'll be kicked off the basketball team.
08:57And that his father will punish him by not letting him go out.
08:59Which means there will be no dates with Laura.
09:01Which is good for me.
09:02But Todd...
09:03He asked me to give him a lesson.
09:04What a dilemma!
09:06Can you repeat the beginning for me?
09:10Think, man.
09:11Todd is my rival.
09:12It is the only obstacle between me and the woman I love.
09:17The only obstacle between you and Laura.
09:19It's you.
09:20What's happening?
09:23What's happening?
09:27Todd's fate is in my hands.
09:30Should I teach it to fly high or crush it like an insect?
09:40Mom, what is the capital of Belgium?
09:42I'll give you a hint.
09:44What's the vegetable you hate the most?
09:46Is the capital of Belgium broccoli?
09:51Brussels, Judy.
09:52Like Brussels sprouts.
09:56As long as that's being recorded, fine.
09:57I'll go play for a while.
10:04Hello, Jaret.
10:05Hello darling.
10:08Any calls about the bracelet?
10:10None.
10:14Although I'm a little surprised by that huge ad you put in the newspaper.
10:23Car, did you post the ad?
10:26Sure, a whole page.
10:29What did you pay for a full page in the Chicago Chronicle?
10:33Well, exactly.
10:36What exactly?
10:38I published it, I paginate it, obituaries.
10:45Harriet, I'm very sorry, but I believe we have fulfilled our obligation.
10:50We have delivered the bracelet.
10:52Now it's Pupsi's turn to claim it.
10:57Car, think about it.
10:59Right now, poor Pupsi must be crying her eyes out.
11:02Harriet, believe me.
11:04Pupsi is not poor.
11:07Well, even if that's the case, we'll have to find the owner.
11:11Then, if no one claims it, you'll have a clear conscience.
11:22I'm a cop, I haven't done anything wrong.
11:30My conscience is clear.
11:38Is he really here?
11:43Do you want it?
11:43I am your conscience.
11:45And I don't feel calm at all.
11:49What do you mean?
11:51You haven't tried to find the owner of the bracelet, have you?
11:57Well, I...
12:02Hey, Carl!
12:03Don't listen to that idiot.
12:05There will always be losers and winners.
12:08He's right about that.
12:11In the queue.
12:18Besides, you're a police officer.
12:21Your obligation is to help people.
12:25He's right about that.
12:26Right, in the head!
12:30Carl, cheaters never prosper.
12:34Of course!
12:35Look, sulfur awakens the same.
12:37With this, your whole life, and you've managed to get a second mortgage and a $10 addiction to cupcakes.
12:45You, wait a moment.
12:47Don't go overboard, my name is the bait, brother.
12:52Be quiet!
12:53Be quiet!
12:54Be quiet!
12:54Ignore him!
12:54It's bad!
12:57Hey!
12:57Pass it to me!
12:59Hey!
13:00Do you want to change your self-esteem?
13:02For a Karen cruise?
13:05Hey!
13:08Hey!
13:10Hey!
13:13Hey!
13:14Hey!
13:16Hey!
13:19Hey!
13:22Hey!
13:23Hey!
13:23Hey!
13:23Hey!
13:24Hey!
13:31Hey!
13:34Hey!
13:43Hey!
13:45Hey!
13:46Hey!
13:47Hey!
13:52Oh, Steve!
13:53Yeah?
13:55Can I talk to you about Todd for a moment?
13:58Wow, all this, all that
14:00I'm getting tired of hearing so much about Todd
14:03I know you've asked for too much, but I would really appreciate it if you could give Todd a lesson.
14:08Laura, do you realize what you're asking of me?
14:11I'm jealous of Todd and you want me to help him
14:13You could also throw a rock at my feet
14:16Put bamboo shavings under my nails
14:19To poke my eyes with a soup spoon
14:25Will you do it?
14:29Okay, I'll think about it.
14:39Wow
14:45Now that's a dilemma.
14:47What the hell am I going to do?
14:50Did you call me?
14:54Who are you?
14:55I am your dark side
14:57Your vulnerable side
14:58Your worst impulse
15:02In one word
15:04I am your identity, man.
15:07And...
15:09What do you want?
15:11To help you, my friend
15:13You've overlooked the best solution to your problem
15:18Yeah?
15:20Okay, tell me
15:22It helps to help Todd
15:24Then give him all the wrong answers
15:27Yeah
15:29Yes, he will be out of commission
15:31And Laura will be yours
15:39Hurkel
15:40Is this how you plan to win Laura over?
15:43Through deceit and betrayal?
15:48That?
15:50I'm thinking, I'm thinking
15:53If Laura discovers that she has been giving Todd all the wrong answers
15:58He will lose the respect he has for you.
16:00Sure, as if I had any.
16:09Hey, Steve.
16:12Look, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm desperate.
16:15I'm going to hate math and you're my hope.
16:19Please help me.
16:23OK.
16:25Okay, go get your books.
16:27You're the best.
16:34Well, you'll give him all the wrong answers, right?
16:38No, no. I'm going to say hello.
17:02Attention! All aboard!
17:03Leave those contraptions alone, ladies!
17:06We're going to grow up!
17:07Time has passed!
17:09Yes, we have a clear conscience!
17:13My sail is rising, Robena!
17:15My sail is rising, Robena!
17:17The starry sky, the sound of the waves!
17:20My sail is rising, Robena!
17:21Come on, Karen!
17:30Can I help her?
17:32I hope so.
17:34Have you found my bracelet?
17:36Well no.
17:44Mom, Winslow!
17:46Mom, Winslow!
17:50Hello.
17:52The police gave me this address.
17:54I've come to the wrong house.
18:01He was not wrong.
18:03Please come in.
18:04Thank you, dear.
18:06I am Eunice Peavy.
18:08I am Harriet Winslow.
18:10This is my husband, Carl, and this is my mother-in-law, Estelle.
18:12Thank you so much.
18:14Thank you so much.
18:16Sit down, yes, here on the sofa.
18:18Thank you.
18:21I would have come sooner,
18:23But I was on a Caribbean cruise.
18:29Please?
18:31Could you give me my jewelry?
18:34Excuse me.
18:35Perhaps I should describe it first.
18:38Of course.
18:39It is an 18-karat gold bracelet with diamonds.
18:43Well, so far so good.
18:46Can you tell us what the inscription says?
18:48Clear.
18:49For my little Putsi.
18:54This daughter is plagued with Pupsis.
18:58Carl, give it back to him.
19:00It's yours.
19:02Here you go, ma'am.
19:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, Carl.
19:10I'm so happy.
19:11It's so nice to discover
19:14that there are still good and honest people
19:16in this world.
19:18How could I ever thank him?
19:20Woman, no.
19:21Perhaps with a financial reward.
19:25Well, that wouldn't be bad.
19:29But...
19:30Here's 20 dollars.
19:35$20?
19:36Don't argue.
19:39I insist.
19:42Well.
19:43Ta, ta, ta.
19:44And thank you very much.
19:46It's so difficult to raise a champion.
19:50Since we lost this,
19:53Poor Pupsi doesn't get a bite to eat.
19:57Excuse me, excuse me.
19:59I'm a little confused.
20:01Aren't you Pupsi?
20:02Oh, please, no.
20:05Pupsi is my kitten.
20:27Oh, hello, Mrs. Urkel.
20:31Oh, excuse me, Mr. Urkel.
20:35Is Steve there?
20:37Oh no, if he's making a floor
20:38Don't bother him.
20:42Can...
20:47Hi, Laura.
20:48I would have come sooner,
20:49But you caught me in the middle of my launch.
20:53Steve, whatever it was like to come.
20:55I just wanted to tell you
20:56that he got a high grade in geometry.
20:58Thanks to your classes.
20:59Well, wow, great.
21:02I just hope you'll be very happy together.
21:05Now, if you'll excuse me,
21:07I'll go back to Urkel pizzeria
21:08and I'll get in the cheese grinder.
21:11Ah, Steve.
21:12You don't have to do it.
21:14Todd and I have broken up.
21:16Oh.
21:18Well, that's a shame.
21:20What happened?
21:23Well.
21:27Well, that's all you ever talk about regarding basketball.
21:29He's obsessed.
21:30The only song that is known is
21:32Sweet Georgia Brown.
21:33Uh-huh.
21:34So you've realized
21:35that a developed mind
21:36It is more important than a body.
21:38all.
21:40Well.
21:40Which leaves the door wide open
21:42for a fervent admirer.
21:4398% brain,
21:452% muscle.
21:48Oh, Steve.
21:50Laura, my love,
21:51We're going to be so happy together.
21:53Do you want us to go and choose our tableware?
21:55Look.
21:56It's true that I want a boy
21:58that has something up here,
21:58but I also want it to have
21:59a well-built staircase.
22:02Well, there's no problem.
22:04I will begin rigorous training.
22:06A few sessions at Master Muscle
22:08and you'll drool over my deltoids.
22:14Laura.
22:16What, Steve?
22:17I hurt myself.
22:18Can you carry me home in your arms?
22:20No.
22:31Thank you!
22:32Thank you!
22:37Thank you!
22:49Thank you!
23:01Thanks for watching the video.
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