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00:00Welcome back to another day of the non-stop falls program!
00:05A space authorized for all audiences, as long as they are geeks, of course.
00:09What are you saying? This isn't a geeky show, not at all.
00:12Oh, no? And how would you define it?
00:14Well, it's a program... it's a program... a comedy program.
00:18Yes, but with a geeky sense of humor.
00:19I don't agree.
00:20That's because you haven't seen the title of today's show,
00:22which is the first José Luis López Vázquez impersonator contest.
00:26Well, it was that geek, yes.
00:28But there is a small problem.
00:29Do they know what José Luis López Vázquez looks like in Japan?
00:32Well no, but Takeshi, who knows him, is going to try to explain it to Junior.
00:36He talks to her about his most famous films,
00:38Long live the bride and groom, The National Shotgun, The Big Family, The Executioner...
00:41But Junior hasn't seen any of those movies,
00:44So Takeshi tries a physical description.
00:46He says to her, look, he looks like you, but in Spanish,
00:48That is, he is shorter, with a mustache and bald.
00:52Junior seems to understand and says,
00:54So López Vázquez is like Juanito Calvice, of course.
00:57But Takeshi answers that, more or less,
01:00It is between Juanito Calvice and Pinky Winky,
01:04in the sense that he is shorter.
01:06Don't be confused.
01:07So, it's something like that, like dyeing, come on.
01:10And Takeshi already gives the almost perfect example.
01:12It's like this, with less hair,
01:15but he has also played waiters many times in Spanish films.
01:17Come on, kid, say some typical López Vázquez phrase,
01:21say that... The Swedes are coming!
01:23But come on, say it, you fool, say it.
01:28Viltra Villas, an old Sablin monk once told me,
01:31You have to see all of Stacy and Pajares' movies,
01:33but above all those of... López Vázquez!
01:37He saw that there are people here with good taste in cinema,
01:40that when we talk about López Vázquez they know who we are talking about.
01:43Finally, it turns out that there are Japanese people who know José Luis López Vázquez.
01:47General Tani is telling that chicken that his characterization is almost perfect,
01:51although he has fallen a little short with the mustache.
01:53In reality, he is a mutation of López Vázquez, Chaplin and Groucho Marx.
01:58But he's not the only imitator of the Spanish actor who came here today.
02:00We also have these two chickens, each one looking more pitiful than the other.
02:04According to General Tani, they are followers of López Vázquez.
02:07since they saw Trago at Three.
02:09They used to be Bruce Willis superfans,
02:11but one day they looked in a mirror and said
02:13What the hell! I'm exactly like López Vázquez, man!
02:17And then his life changed. We don't know if it's for the better, but it changed.
02:20And now General Tani goes to talk to a clueless person.
02:23This man, who was thought to be participating in the Andrés Pajares impersonator contest today.
02:26When he got here he realized his mistake, but it was too late.
02:30Yes, because we were missing contestants and we told him
02:32But man, what a Tuesday, stay!
02:34If López Vázquez and Pajares are not so different either.
02:36And the incredible thing about the case is that we have convinced him.
02:39Just in case, Tani is giving him a few little instructions on how López Vázquez acts.
02:44Because who knows, they look exactly like a chestnut, but he still nails it.
02:48And if not, it's fine. As long as he takes a good smack, everyone's happy.
02:51Nobody is going to hold anything against him.
02:53But let's listen to Tani's explanations.
02:55Look, my friend, López Vázquez said that
02:57Place me at your lady's feet!
02:58Put me at your feet!
02:59Put me at your feet!
03:01What a shame, really!
03:03I can't work like this, huh?
03:04It's just that this band, this gang, drives me crazy.
03:08Well, nothing, to the topic, right?
03:10You good luck or whatever.
03:12And you, the same.
03:14Come on.
03:17I'm going to tell you straight, okay?
03:18Let's get to it!
03:20Let's get to it!
03:24Dolores? What do you think about the López Vázquez imitators?
03:27I don't believe in these things.
03:28But since you ask, there is a phrase that I would love
03:30hear López Vázquez say it.
03:31And that's it...
03:32No wonder!
03:35Hello!
03:36I'm freezing cold.
03:37I'm about to get into the caravan, it's super warm there.
03:39and who presents the program to his grandmother.
03:41But I am a great professional and even if there are winds and tides,
03:45I am not moving from my position.
03:46Well, come on, we've already made the joke.
03:48Stop it, man.
03:49But stop now, you bastard, the giant fan is getting very cold.
03:53That's it, that's it, stop, the contestants are coming running like crazy.
03:56One more day, ready to jump...
03:58The Little Wall of China!
04:00The first to jump it is this Chinese, Chinese.
04:02And we must distinguish from these other Chinese who are not Chinese but Japanese.
04:05It's actually the haystack limiter and this one isn't a Chinese one, it's a Japanese one.
04:09Well, that's all there is to it, they are pure-blooded Japanese.
04:12Today Pepe is very happy.
04:13Have they cut your salary again?
04:15No, something much better.
04:16Many girls came today.
04:17The problem is that since they know our reporter is on the loose,
04:21They all jump over the wall like crazy.
04:23Well, no one wants to stay on the other side in his company.
04:26Well, I don't understand why, since he's so nice.
04:28And there are fewer and fewer contestants, and especially female contestants,
04:32who have not managed to jump to the other side.
04:34This man, who is also afraid of Pepe, has gone the extra mile.
04:37Even López Vázquez imitators go to great lengths to reach the other side.
04:41That one looked more like a Pepe imitator.
04:43This, this is a real López Vázquez imitator, man.
04:46Give me your lady's feet!
04:48And there we have Pepe doing his thing.
04:50But, man, I was pushing, don't get involved.
04:53Well, you helped this one, but you'll leave the next one to me, okay?
04:56OK?
04:58But, man, you're a bully.
05:01Well, you're going to find out now.
05:02Now, now I'm going to help you.
05:06Come on, come on, jump, I'll push you.
05:09But stick with it, man, jump.
05:11With your guts in, man.
05:12Come on, again.
05:14Above!
05:15Very good, man, very good!
05:17What a great ass you have, my God!
05:19Oh my goodness!
05:20Well, I have to settle for this.
05:22A stone is less.
05:23Yes, Pepe is made happy with so little.
05:25And this contestant is truly grateful for it.
05:27But what are you doing?
05:28You see.
05:29Why haven't you come by?
05:30Because I'm very tall.
05:31What do you say?
05:32That I'm too tall to be Japanese.
05:34What a stupid excuse, man!
05:35You see.
05:36You're not fooling me, you've come to advertise.
05:38How did you realize it?
05:39The sweater you are wearing is from a car brand.
05:41Well, he was going to bring a bright light.
05:42Look how clever the guy is!
05:45Pil tracillas!
05:52This is very simple.
05:53We are on an American football field.
05:55There is a team of contestants and another of henchmen.
05:58We also have two referees, so to speak.
06:01Hello, pirates!
06:03Hello, pirates!
06:03How are you?
06:05How are you?
06:06Hey, let me imitate you, Pinky.
06:07We are the referees and our mission is to make...
06:10This!
06:11Look how cool it is!
06:12But let's meet the team of minions.
06:15Fuck!
06:16My helmet barely fits with this wig I'm wearing.
06:19If I find out that he's turned my hair this color, I'm going to turn his face upside down.
06:23Or right!
06:24And now let's look at the contestants.
06:27I'm hungry!
06:28I'm cold!
06:30I'm sleepy!
06:31I'm afraid!
06:33I have nothing!
06:34Well, guys, the tactic is very clear.
06:38We have to hit a contestant in the face with a ball and then we're going to eat him.
06:42A little paillita, come on!
06:43So let's see if Taquesi's henchmen have understood the tactic.
06:47To the melon!
06:48One of these guys is going to get hit in the face with a ball.
06:50Take it!
06:53Well, he hasn't even flinched, he must have a brain made of cork.
06:56The henchmen's tactics haven't worked much.
06:58Some of them even get kicked by a contestant.
07:01And the rest pass by like Pedro through his house.
07:03But wait, because there's a girl who's going to pay for all her classmates.
07:08This!
07:10Indeed, but he rebels, fights hard and manages to score.
07:14The henchmen need to change their tactics now, man.
07:16Maybe the tactic was to get close to the girl.
07:19I'm tired!
07:21That's more!
07:23Here's to you!
07:24And this is for me!
07:25And this is for everything!
07:26Let's see, guys, change of tactics!
07:28Now we're going to play potato chorus like the gentlemen play.
07:31And then we're going to eat, okay?
07:34The chorus to the potato, I don't know if this is a very good tactic.
07:37Let him, if deep down what they want is to go hand in hand.
07:40The contestants don't know how to react to this human cordon.
07:44They grab their balls, pardon me, and are left disoriented.
07:48When the solution is very clear, they just have to jump over it.
07:51Or go under it, like this girl is trying to do.
07:55Although since he can't get through, he's breaking a henchman's nacasones with his helmet.
07:59Thanks to that maneuver, that girl can easily reach the middle.
08:03Meanwhile, the potato chorus has collapsed.
08:06And once again the henchmen team is a sieve.
08:09Everyone passes, except for this poor girl who is trapped.
08:12Another failure of the henchmen's tactics.
08:14But watch out, because another girl has fallen into the clutches of the men in red.
08:18How curious, huh?
08:18They only fuck girls.
08:20And those who haven't caught anyone, well, they take a nap there, because it's also very nice on the grass.
08:25With the sun beating down all the time.
08:26Get off me, please! Get off me, he's an octopus!
08:30Marry me, girl! Marry me!
08:33I am young.
08:34Me too?
08:35I'm not going to give.
08:37I'm a wreck.
08:39I don't know what I am.
08:40Okay, guys, change of tactics.
08:44Now we're going to push them towards traveling.
08:46And then we're going to eat, okay?
08:48Now we're really going to eat.
08:50Come on, come on, come on, come on! Up!
08:53But... what's wrong with the blonde?
08:55The poor man is very hungry.
08:56Hey, do you think people at home will have understood the traveling thing?
09:00Well, I don't know, maybe not.
09:01Explain it just in case, come on.
09:03Well, a traveling shot is like a train.
09:05That is to say, they are paths that...
09:07Then the camera...
09:09Look, leave it, I'll explain it myself.
09:11That, what the contestant fell on, is a traveling shot.
09:13Damn, I explain it like that too.
09:15And it seems the henchmen's tactics have failed again.
09:18How are you, girl?
09:19Well, delighted with life.
09:20Should I get this one off your hands?
09:22Leave him, leave him, he's very affectionate.
09:24Come on, go on, go on, that's very good.
09:25It's been a while since you've been hugged, huh?
09:27Years ago.
09:28And while the next contestants arrive, the henchmen lend a little assistance.
09:32I am eleven.
09:34I'm fourteen.
09:36Well, I'm ten.
09:37I am nine.
09:39I have bad luck.
09:41That's why!
09:42Guys, new change of tactics.
09:44Now I'll settle for you taking a shoe off one of the contestants.
09:48And then we go to eat.
09:49This time it's a real deal, eh?
09:50Come on, everyone get up.
09:52Well, the henchmen are already desperate.
09:54Of course, since they are a sieve, they settle for very little.
09:57So let's see who is the unfortunate contestant who is left without a shoe.
10:01For now, the one who has lost a shoe is one of the henchmen.
10:05He kicked the ball and the ball and shoe flew out.
10:08The contestants are afraid.
10:10It's even better to leave the track before they take away your brand-name sneakers.
10:13And this other one takes the same path.
10:15In your case it hasn't come out, but it has fallen.
10:17And the henchmen continue to fight to get a slipper.
10:20Which won't be this girl's, it seems.
10:22They don't take off the shoe, but at least, at least they knock it down.
10:27So that I'm comfortable more than anything?
10:28And watch out, because there's a henchman who's about to get it.
10:31Pull! Pull! And he gets it! He's got the shoe!
10:36The girl tries to escape, but it is very difficult.
10:39With one less shoe, it is very difficult to run on this track.
10:44And while Juanito takes a nap, let's interview the girl. Come on!
10:48It's not fair.
10:49Why? Because it's not fair?
10:51Because I'm Cinderella.
10:52The one from the story?
10:53Yes, indeed. They'd told me I wouldn't be wearing the shoe until midnight, and it was a lie.
10:58And you're left without a carriage. I'll lend you my carriage if you want.
11:00No, leave it. Don't bother.
11:01One last question. Do you know what Francisca is called in Japanese?
11:05Over here!
11:05Sure, sure. This way, Francisca. Sure.
11:08And a whopping 100 contestants move on to the next phase.
11:11But Cinderella is eliminated.
11:13Hello. Today I feel like a poet.
11:16I want to sing to the wheat fields of my friend Rodrigo.
11:20I want to sing to my uncle's river.
11:23I want to sing to the butterflies that are beautiful.
11:26But above all I want to sing to you.
11:29We make the brush, I put the stick and you put the hairs.
11:32I've fooled you, haven't I? You think I'm a poet.
11:35Come on, man! Come on!
11:38You're not scary anymore, monster. Stop yelling, we don't know your stuff anymore.
11:43To the board!
11:43When Tani screams at the board and the monster from the dirty lagoon appears, it only means one thing.
11:49Here we are! And the ironing board!
11:51We remind you that the contestant who manages to get the board stuck on the green arrow advances to the next phase.
11:57If he falls short, the monster throws him into the water, and if he goes too far, well, that's it.
12:00If you go too far, the same thing happens to you as to this chicken.
12:02Not a joke with my teeth, eh?
12:04Okay, okay. How do some people feel? We're not going to make jokes about your teeth.
12:08But you cover them. Cover them because they can be seen from four kilometers away.
12:10Well, you shouldn't cover them because they would serve to cut the wind and slow down the board.
12:16But it's too late now. Don't take them out anymore because they're no longer of any use to you.
12:19You're going straight into the water, headfirst, you bastard.
12:25Read some emails!
12:27Of course, darling. Whatever you say.
12:29Let's read some of the emails we received at humoramarillo.com.
12:34We start with the email sent to us by Fran, who is 12 years old and from Alcalá de Guadaira, Seville.
12:39Fran tells us, I'm a big fan of the series and so are my friends.
12:43I'm writing to you because one day we did the program with our own Pepe and our own Pinky.
12:48We did it on a hill near my house.
12:50But it didn't turn out as cool as yours and we're thinking about making a sequel.
12:54Very good, Fran, very good.
12:56Keep it up!
12:56We hope other kids follow your example and that soon, on every hill in Spain, there will be kids playing yellow humor.
13:04And we also have a message from Candela Díaz Blanco, from Pola de la Viana, Asturias.
13:09Candela tells us,
13:10Hello, yellow humor! I love your show, but why are you so bad at imitating girls' voices?
13:16And if I volunteer to do the girls' voices, please let me do the girls' voices!
13:21Let's see, Candela, we think your comment is unfair.
13:24We imitate all voices poorly in general.
13:27The girls' ones don't turn out much worse than the others.
13:30At the feet of his lady!
13:31With so much fuss, we had forgotten about the José Luis López Vázquez impersonator contest.
13:36And here we have one of the possible winners.
13:38The truth is that their resemblance is incredible.
13:41He gets up to see a little better where he's going.
13:44And he doesn't like what he sees.
13:45And nothing more than wearing goggles, even though they don't know how to dive.
13:48And pay attention to this man, because he's going to take a beating, right from the start.
13:54Now the best thing that could happen to him is to go straight into the water, to soak his face more than anything.
13:59But the guy isn't hurt. He's splitting his sides laughing, a disgrace.
14:02It's a result of the blow. It stretched the muscles in his mouth.
14:05You see? He's got that perpetual smile.
14:08I'm very stupid!
14:09But girl, don't say that before we start.
14:12You have a little faith in yourself.
14:15Well, if she's a turkey, yes. And a weak turkey, too.
14:18Well wait, the monster is going to have to travel three kilometers to be able to throw it.
14:23Don't worry, they'll be right there. Look, it's already there.
14:26Oh, look. Turkeys can swim.
14:28Let's interview the chick, come on.
14:31I pushed myself really hard. It's bad.
14:34Girl, who taught you to talk like that?
14:36My mother.
14:36Did you come with your mother? Come on, swear.
14:40Taca!
14:41But give another one, give another swear word and give the camera, come on.
14:43Horras!
14:44Go on, go home, chick.
14:45And we're here. We're here. We're at Consumo Gusto.
14:57I'm sick of you all calling me the lady!
15:00Look, don't call me ma'am either. Call me Miss.
15:04Well, I just got some Madrid-style calluses.
15:07Of course, coffee! Come closer to the camera to say hello, come on.
15:12If I catch the one who stole my clothes, I'll kill him!
15:16And I'm the referee! And I've been bribed!
15:19No, what a joke!
15:20And the first chick approaches to pick up the ball that will decide its destiny.
15:25A purple destiny. That is, the lady's destiny.
15:31There's tension in the air. Only one of the two will be left standing.
15:35The contestant challenges the lady and tells her that she has a very ugly face.
15:39The lady answers him, that's because you haven't seen my ass, kid.
15:45And faced with this shocking image, the contestant goes crazy.
15:48But it's too late. His fate is sealed.
15:51In a few seconds you will see the lady's ass in close-up.
15:54Oh my God, how horrible!
15:55We just saw a horror story like no other.
15:59Our next contestant brings out the color...
16:01But what does he do? Doesn't he have the ball, so it's so hard to find it later?
16:05It's the color green. The man's color, dyed from root to tip.
16:09A man who masters psychological terror. Let's take a closer look. Let's listen.
16:13The referee stops the fight because it is not fair to scare the contestants.
16:20No, it's only okay to inflate them, but scaring them is not okay.
16:23The woman swallows her fear and attacks the blond warrior.
16:26Maybe she wants to know where she dyed her hair.
16:28Yes, because the pigtails that the friend is wearing are also very pretty.
16:31The blond warrior gets tired of so much dancing and throws her off the dance floor.
16:35The woman runs to seek comfort from her mother.
16:37And this man with a colorblind face has the immense fortune of drawing the blue ball.
16:42What is the coffee bean ball?
16:44We have to remember that in recent fights he has become a dangerous fighter.
16:48He's on a three-game winning streak. A record for a coffee bean.
16:52Well, then the record remains at three victories.
16:56What a mean person. The contestant even makes fun of the coffee bean. What a mean guy.
17:00And this good woman has come with a yellow humor fleeing from a problem.
17:02It's nothing serious, right? It's just that every dog he comes across clings to his leg.
17:07Well, he had the misfortune of going to fight with Harry Potter's cousin's replacement.
17:11Or for short, the one in red.
17:13We wish we had warned you that the fighter in red is the geekiest of them all.
17:17Even more geeky than a coffee bean. But then it wouldn't be funny.
17:20The man in red has the same habit as the dogs that harass this woman.
17:24As soon as you're not looking, it clings to you like a limpet. Sorry, like a puppy.
17:28Pay attention. Look, there it is.
17:30The poor woman, who has never gotten used to these situations, tries to shake it off as best she can.
17:36And he doesn't realize what the man in red is trying to do.
17:39Hey, that's it. Leave it alone, you're overdoing it with the poor girl.
17:42It has been eliminated, but it retains its dignity.
17:46And this girl, whose face is hard to see, brings out the yellow one.
17:49What a joy the aunt had!
17:51Yes, because yellow is Pinky's color. At least in sumo wrestling.
17:54Pinky is no match for anyone, but of course, when the one in front of her is wearing turtleneck panties, things change.
18:00In situations like this, Pinky thrives.
18:03Because he knows that if he defeats such an individual, he will never be able to look his parents in the face again.
18:08And with this victory, Pinky can continue to hold her head high.
18:12Say yes, Pinky, man.
18:14I'm here because I want to add salt to life, to my life. Salt. Yes, life.
18:20This is the man who mistakenly came dressed as Andrés Pajares, because he didn't know that today was the López Vázquez impersonator contest.
18:27And since he said he wants to add a little spice to life, well, here it is! Here, salt to die for. Take all you want.
18:34And the guy leaves so happy. He's left the blond in a boat full of regrets.
18:38And this kid takes out the purple ball. The ball that leads to the lady.
18:43The lady asked us to say that before coming on the program she always goes to the hairdresser.
18:48Because of course, since his hair never gets messed up in his fights, his hairstyle lasts all day.
18:52And she is always so beautiful.
18:54The contestant starts off strong.
18:56And with the same force he rips off the lady's wig.
18:59We say it sooner and she goes bald sooner.
19:01Look how flirtatious she is.
19:03Takeshi asks us to please repeat the play, because he didn't know that the lady suffered from opium.
19:08Because in this program you find a surprise around every corner.
19:12And there we see that historic moment.
19:13What you don't see is the beating the woman gave the contestant with the purse afterwards.
19:18He has left it as good as new.
19:19The lady is carrying the iron in her bag and you wouldn't believe how much it hurts.
19:22And now there are only 53 fools left who should go home now.
19:26Hello, many people ask me what I do to be a reporter so close to people's problems.
19:31So passionate, with such a warm heart.
19:34Well, my secret is this.
19:37It's so cold here and I'm freezing.
19:40And I put the little stove here and warm myself up a little.
19:44Let's get on with it!
19:46I don't know where I am!
19:48But let's see, swallow.
19:49If there are giant rolls that slip, where will you be?
19:52Well, in the spring rolls.
19:55That we must leave home with our lessons learned.
19:58May I say hello?
20:00Of course, my trafilla.
20:01Come on, say hello, say hello.
20:02But come on, say hello.
20:04Hello, Mom!
20:05If they want to do more than two things at once, they get tangled up.
20:09I'm not going to say hello!
20:11Well, that's great, girl, because that way you can stay focused and maybe, maybe you'll fall anyway.
20:17If with this, contestant, you never know what is best.
20:21I'm not Chinese!
20:22Very well, thanks for saying that.
20:24But he had no longer realized it.
20:25But don't think that because I'm not oriental I'm going to do better on this test.
20:28Quite the opposite.
20:30Plus, your ass is heavy.
20:32Hello!
20:32Yes, you are in a yellow mood.
20:35Go.
20:36Hey, what a sad guy.
20:37You can't come to the competition like that, because with that attitude you won't get very far.
20:41Hey, well, it's almost over.
20:43Yes, but now he'll be thinking.
20:44I'm not going to get it.
20:46No matter how hard I try, I won't succeed.
20:48I'm a loser.
20:49Nothing has ever gone right for me.
20:51Do you see it?
20:51What I was saying, I'm a loser.
20:53And here comes one of López Vázquez's imitators.
20:55I want a woman!
20:58He does it very well, huh? Honestly.
20:59Well, let him behave like a true Spaniard and show what we Spaniards are capable of.
21:05Come on, that's it.
21:07That's what I was referring to.
21:08It's time for a geek duel.
21:10Our reporter Pepe against this individual.
21:13Let's see, imitate López Vázquez.
21:14Whenever you want.
21:15Well now...
21:16Place me at your lady's feet!
21:18The me has a friend, a slave, a sieve, a servant!
21:21Long live rock!
21:22This is a follower of Miguel Ríos, who has believed that old rockers never die.
21:26Well maybe they never die.
21:28But pinyon is fine.
21:29I am a mathematician.
21:33This kid has calculated the momentum required for each jump.
21:37To do this he had to solve a complicated equation with more than nine unknowns,
21:41with logarithms and a lot of things like that, which resulted in zero.
21:45Sometimes studying is harmful to health.
21:49And here comes the Chinese!
21:50The Chinese Chinese.
21:51Not to be confused with the Chinese cudeiro.
21:53Yes, because the Chinese cudeiro does the same stupid things as this one, except that the Chinese Chinese is very lucky.
21:58And the Chinese Chinese do not kill themselves.
22:00This is proof of... I don't remember what it's called.
22:12Don't leave it up to the contestants to decide what a host can do.
22:15We are at the big chopstick.
22:17Ah, after that blow you'll never forget it, kid.
22:20Do you like my pink ribbon?
22:22Well, well, we have a pirate wannabe.
22:25But to be a true pirate, you have to know how to board ships.
22:32And this one doesn't even know how to tackle mats.
22:36I'll get it!
22:37Remember you have to let go of the pole.
22:39Do you think I'm stupid or what?
22:40No, girl, we don't think you're stupid.
22:42But this is harder than it looks.
22:44You had to let me go of the pole, but not right after jumping.
22:48Wait a bit.
22:50Long live López Vázquez!
22:52Another of the brilliant actor's imitators.
22:54It looks like an egg or a chestnut.
22:56But the important thing is the intention.
22:57And above all, what matters is the mess he makes.
23:02Bad imitation, brilliant stroke.
23:05Wow, what an awesome contest!
23:07If you say so, kid, this contest is good.
23:09But hey, it's not that great either.
23:11If you say it, there must be a reason.
23:13Well yes, it is amazing.
23:16For him, of course, it's a blast.
23:18And here comes the Chinese Chinese again.
23:20He keeps playing the fool.
23:22We'll see if luck continues to be on his side.
23:24The Chinese Chinese greets, he thinks a lot,
23:27measure the length of the toothpick and...
23:30Here it goes!
23:30Well, well, a spectacular booger.
23:35What a great colt this guy has.
23:38Takeshi asks for blood.
23:39He didn't like this one at all.
23:41Well, this poor girl will be in charge of calming Takeshi down.
23:45Sorry, darling, but you have to take a spectacular dump.
23:48Come on, you can do it.
23:49Do it for Takeshi, come on!
23:50Thank you, beautiful.
23:53Thank you very much for calming the boss down.
23:55Then remind us to give you a sausage sandwich.
23:58I'm not going to make a fool of myself.
24:00Okay, okay, but don't get so cocky because you don't decide those things.
24:03Those things are decided by the pole.
24:05And you fell like a sausage, with your feet facing Cuenca.
24:08In the end, you did make a fool of yourself.
24:10And this one?
24:11What does this one do?
24:12Well, the fool, I like to do it, man.
24:15Of course.
24:16Damn, there are contestants who have it crystal clear.
24:19And they also keep their word.
24:21He said he was being silly and he did so to the end.
24:25Takeshi asks us to interview him, but with an in-depth interview, eh?
24:29I can't, I can't, I can't.
24:32The fact that?
24:33I think so.
24:34You don't know what you're talking about.
24:35Let's see, are you always like this?
24:37Only on weekends.
24:39What a shame, really, kid, you're so pathetic.
24:42Hello!
24:42Takeshi has asked me to do the interviews, because Pepe has asked for a raise.
24:47Wait a minute, you look terrible in the uniform.
24:49It's obvious you don't have my body, kid.
24:51I don't even want to have it, man.
24:52You can keep your hot body.
24:53That's what you get for asking for a raise, okay?
24:56Sorry, I won't do it again.
24:58I'm content with the handouts the audience gives me.
25:00I live well with a few euros.
25:02Don't tell him anything, he's a smart guy.
25:03That he might stay and live in your house.
25:05And don't tell him so many stories, man.
25:08One million euros.
25:08With that, with that I live for a month.
25:12Good, Tracillas.
25:14Today we are going to witness a spectacular duel on this bridge.
25:17Yes, ladies and gentlemen.
25:18Today, two legendary Chinese men are competing in the Nakazone canyons.
25:22The first one is him.
25:23It's the Chinese Cudeiro, who will face the Chinese Chinese to see who is the most pathetic of the two.
25:28Cheer up, Chinese Cudeiro!
25:29You can do it!
25:31Very good, Chinese!
25:31That hit in the face was unbeatable.
25:33And the guy still doesn't want to die.
25:35He wants to get another big hit.
25:37Yes, Chinese is the best.
25:39The best of all.
25:40The most sacrificed.
25:41He wants to prove that in the canyons, he's the one who gets the hardest hits.
25:46Cheer up, Chinese!
25:47You can get another hit!
25:49Great, Chinese!
25:50Insurmountable!
25:50But the guy doesn't fall.
25:52Want more!
25:52And even more!
25:53Come on, Chinese!
25:54Hang in there, a bad one's coming, but...!
25:56Good!
25:57What a great death for the Chinese Cudeiro!
26:00And now let's check that the Chinese Chinese doesn't reach the height of the sandals of the Chinese Cudeiro.
26:05He does a lot of stupid things.
26:07He makes us all want to be fried with a ball.
26:10And in less than ten seconds he has gained the dislike of the entire audience.
26:14And with so much history and so much nonsense, when it comes down to it, it's a huge disappointment.
26:19When he has to demonstrate his true qualities as a contestant...
26:23That is, when you have to hit him with a ball all over his body...
26:25The Chinese Chinese keeps playing the fool.
26:27And the most incredible thing about the case is that a killer ball doesn't appear to put him in his place.
26:31Let's see if the pirate duo puts a little effort into it.
26:34Come on, pirate duo, give him some!
26:36You are missing today!
26:37What's wrong with you?
26:39Well, well, that was good.
26:41Come on, let's play dumb now!
26:42Take a few jumps and dare you!
26:44Show your face!
26:45How did the Chinese Cudeiro do it?
26:46Wait, wait, it's falling.
26:47Fuck, what's going on!
26:48It doesn't fall!
26:49What a lucky guy!
26:50Go pirate duo!
26:52Take advantage of the fact that he's sitting down to shoot him.
26:54But man, we never do that.
26:56Yeah, but this guy is so unfriendly that he deserves it.
26:59Hey, hey, be careful, he's going to escape.
27:02Give it a little hope!
27:03I think it's too late.
27:05The Chinese Chinese is going to escape from the clutches of the pirate duo.
27:08Wait, he's still killing himself.
27:09Nothing, there's no way, it won't fall.
27:11The time has come to use foul play.
27:14That's it, pirate duo, go to the other side and shoot him!
27:16Wow, the pirate doesn't arrive in time and the last shot doesn't land!
27:19Well, we eliminated him because we don't like him and that's it.
27:22Wait, Takeshi... Takeshi wants to see the replay.
27:25So that?
27:26To see how this swallow has humiliated us?
27:27Don't you realize, Takeshi, that if all the contestants were like that, nobody would watch this show.
27:33Just in case, we put your address on the screen.
27:36In case anyone would like to pay a visit or something like that.
27:38And that's where today's winners come from, among whom the Chinese are not, because we don't want to be.
27:44Pitrafillas! Who's coming for a drink?
27:47A bravas one!
27:48Let's see the best moments!
27:53Say yes, the best moments from today's show.
27:56Like the blow you took to the bag for no reason.
27:58Your chin has come out of the back of your neck.
28:00And how could we forget this historic battle?
28:03We finally discover what the lady is hiding under her head.
28:06In slow motion we can better appreciate how well his bald head shines.
28:15And the contestant's face, we don't know if he's crying from laughter or pain.
28:18We were also very impressed by the impact this unsalted bread took.
28:22He had a loser face, a loser look, and a loser's thoughts.
28:27What could I be if not a loser?
28:30And to make him even more ridiculous, we're going to play it several times.
28:36It's sad, huh?
28:38I'm even feeling like crying.
28:41Too bad!
28:42And the Chinese kudeiro could not be missed.
28:45We put him in the best moments because he deserves it.
28:48Surely he would prefer if we gave him a car,
28:51but we pay homage as we please.
28:53Who else but him can take a hit like that in the entire Caribbean?
28:57Come on, give it to him more times, this is a repeat.
28:59The guy didn't fall to the ground, he died later, but that's another story.
29:03Or as they say in Japanese, what do you think about giving the Chinese kudeiro a vacation?
29:06So that he can rest a little from dying more than anything.
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