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00:00Today, in Humor Amarillo, we'll have much more than punches.
00:05We will have a course to learn how to compete in this program.
00:08And we'll hear the album everyone is dying to buy.
00:12Give me a humor, give me a yellow one! Yellow Humor!
00:16Or as they call it in Japan, Funta que si yo!
00:18Well, as they called it, because this program aired in '86.
00:23In '86? What are you telling me? These programs look like they were made now.
00:27That's because a Chinese person who hits himself provokes the same laughter now as he did 20 years ago.
00:32Well, in '86 I was still into Playmobil.
00:35And no, even though it may seem like Takeshi is greeting you, he isn't.
00:38And he's not saying, "Goodbye, contestants! See you in the afterlife!"
00:43Greetings to the producer of Humor Amarillo.
00:46What's more, Majo. Do you remember when we talked to him, how he wanted to kill us for calling people Chinese instead of Japanese?
00:51Oh, how we laughed, sir!
00:53Vile Trafillas! An old Saolin monk told me years ago that if you're going to see a TV show, don't go.
00:58But if you have to go, don't let it be Humor Amarillo! Do you get the message? Or not?
01:03Today among the contestants we have a ninja turtle.
01:07Who covers her parts out of shame.
01:09Embarrassed? And aren't you embarrassed to come to the show dressed like that?
01:12A contestant has brought a love letter for General Tani.
01:15Who reads it. I love you, General, more than a farmer loves his rice field.
01:20And General Tani asks him if he wrote it or got it from the internet.
01:23And the guy says it's his, his own, that he has more.
01:26Tani answers, another day he'll show it to me, I'm already a jerk, man!
01:30How do I see the contestants, Dolores?
01:32This is the ultimate, that one falls in love with Tani.
01:34I wish him death, the worst, and death again.
01:37Love cannot exist on this show.
01:38And now you're going to say it, aren't you? You can't hold back, can you?
01:41Okay, go for it!
01:43Hello! I'm here in small, but I'm...
01:46What views do I have? What a penthouse I've built myself here.
01:48You can see everything. Takeshi's castle, you can see the contestants coming.
01:52And in the building across the street there's a girl taking off her clothes.
01:55Well, what did we put these skulls on to scare the contestants?
01:58They're terrifying, aren't they?
02:00How scary, my goodness! Let the test begin!
02:04And the contestants don't seem intimidated by the skulls.
02:07and they rush to jump over the wall.
02:09Man, if skulls shot disintegration rays from their eyes,
02:13maybe the contestants thought about it.
02:14But they don't do anything.
02:16Well, but the presence is there.
02:18You'll see how at the end of the test its evil power is noticeable.
02:21And we already have traffic jams on the wall.
02:23All at once.
02:24Maybe if we had a police officer regulating traffic...
02:26But haven't you noticed that traffic jams form precisely when there are police?
02:30Oh, you idiot!
02:31Well, if a cop can't fix the jam, maybe slow motion can.
02:35Of course, because they go slower this way, they can organize themselves better...
02:38...it gives them time to think more carefully...
02:40...and above all, the impacts when falling down the ramp, being in slow motion, hurt a little less.
02:45Well, I think there's not so much traffic jam anymore.
02:46So let's get back to normal speed.
02:48Come on!
02:49And there we have two girls raising their hands asking for help.
02:52Help, please!
02:53Help us climb!
02:55And these two throw themselves down the ramp, ignoring the idea of helping them.
02:58Why would that be?
02:59Because those who help them, apart from losing their backs,
03:02They have to strain their arm to lift them.
03:03Because girls do very little of their part.
03:06We are informed that there has been a roll on the wall.
03:09Let's see it, come on, I want to see some rolls.
03:13And although the way to pass the wall leaves much to be desired,
03:16almost everyone is getting it.
03:18What's more, only one contestant remains to pass the test.
03:20Let's talk to him.
03:22Come on, you're the last one!
03:23That they help you!
03:24Come on, marginal!
03:26Oh, what do I do!
03:26I push his ass, which is a bit of a pain.
03:29If I like it later...
03:29Come on, go on!
03:30Come on, up!
03:31Wow, you couldn't have made it more difficult!
03:34Feet first!
03:35You really have no brains, kid!
03:38Incredible, all the contestants have managed to overcome the wall.
03:41Well, the influence of skulls has been noticed, yes.
03:44A thousand little troubles, have you all been through it?
03:46As that old monk Sarlín told me,
03:48If all the contestants pass, it's a bad deal.
03:50So I'm not going to explain what this test is about,
03:53the one with the cookies.
03:54And I hope you miss some along the way, okay?
03:57Come on!
03:59Soldiers!
04:00I remind you that the oriental jokes contest is underway.
04:03You can send them to humoramarillo.com
04:07There is a prize, but I don't know what it is.
04:10I'm going to read you one of the jokes they sent.
04:12It's from Saber Torregrosa.
04:13Let's see, which country laughs first and then explodes?
04:17Think about it, it's easy.
04:18Come on!
04:19Japan!
04:20Oh, how good it is!
04:21I always crack up when I tell this.
04:23Come on, you can send us your jokes too.
04:26And may they be as good as this one.
04:27Come on, let's stop messing around and get in line.
04:33Come on!
04:34Go Escaña!
04:35Oh no, someone else did that.
04:37And the mythical test of the assault on the fort begins.
04:40A test with ink guns and adults pretending to be children.
04:44Every time I see this test,
04:46It reminds me of the final battle in Lord of the Rings.
04:48See? Spectacular!
04:49Man, it's okay that you're trying to sell it big,
04:52but don't go too far.
04:53No, it was because people complain that they don't like it,
04:56Well, to make it more interesting.
04:58And if people don't like it, why do we put it there?
05:01Do you remember the producer of the program?
05:02The one at the beginning.
05:03When we think about removing it,
05:05He said that if we didn't put it on, he would commit arakiri on us.
05:07Oh yes! We had a good laugh!
05:09The Arakiri.
05:10I don't know what it is, but it sounds really funny.
05:13Well, as long as the producer keeps using the katana,
05:15we will have to keep watching it.
05:18Poor thing, how eliminated!
05:19Come here, darling, let me comfort you, let me cuddle you.
05:22Oh, he's crying!
05:23But if nothing happens, woman.
05:25Why are you like this?
05:26What's the matter?
05:27That I wanted to meet Takeshi.
05:28Whom?
05:29To Takeshi!
05:30Whom?
05:30To Takeshi, I played!
05:31But better known to me, Pepe Livingstone,
05:33which is something that doesn't happen every day.
05:35You'll be happy, won't you?
05:36Right?
05:37Aren't you excited?
05:39Do you want me to make you a proposal that I've been thinking about for a while since I met you?
05:42Do you want me to tell you about my idea?
05:44Are we going to a caravan I have back there?
05:46Want?
05:47It's very cool.
05:48And shall we play a little game I have prepared?
05:50Not to the ceiling.
05:51You're taking advantage of the fact that I'm a little vulnerable to take me to the caravan.
05:56And that's not right.
05:58And my plan went wrong again, I played.
06:00And there are exactly 97 contestants left standing.
06:10Hey!
06:10This is the soundtrack of a movie that is about to be released.
06:13Let's watch the trailer.
06:14And freak out because it's super cool.
06:17A new superhero arrives.
06:21Not Batman, not Super Lopez, not anything!
06:24It's me, Moon Knight, the new action hero.
06:27And I come to save the world.
06:28What's happening?
06:31A new threat arrives.
06:33Hey!
06:34I'm going to conquer the world.
06:35And the first thing I'll do is remove yellow humor from TV.
06:38That is unbearable.
06:40The final battle arrives.
06:42You won't, Martian!
06:43You won't get rid of yellow humor!
06:48Coming soon to your screens.
06:49Take a fake shot!
06:51Here you go, you wretched Martian!
06:54Moon Knight vs. the Sad Martian.
06:58The most pathetic movie of the year.
07:00It's Juanito Calvici with obvious constipation problems.
07:04It's Paco Peluga, clearly struggling to break the plastic chain.
07:09Welcome to the Chinotaur Labyrinth!
07:11One thing I've always wanted to know.
07:13Who is that Chinotaur?
07:15Well, do you remember the Minotaur, which was a half-bull, half-human animal?
07:18Well, the Chinotaurus is half bull and half Chinese.
07:20Half bull, half Chinese?
07:22And you want me to believe it's a story?
07:23I certainly don't even know why I'm asking.
07:26Well, let's forget about history and have a laugh at this contestant.
07:29What has the little fool done?
07:30And listen for the shout of the next contestant.
07:32That shout means I don't mind dying for my baseball team.
07:37And since he doesn't care about dying, he jumps straight into the pool.
07:40Although that is not death, of course.
07:43He's moving his fists because he's ready to fight.
07:46That's what everyone says.
07:47But when they come face to face with danger, they back down and run away.
07:51Man, calling Paco and Juanito dangerous is an honor for them.
07:54But they are like family.
07:56This doesn't scare anyone anymore.
07:57Man, they scare the chicks when they get into them, but no one else.
08:00Well, to the aunts and this brave guy who came ready to fight and is very stupid,
08:04being at the exit, he preferred to jump into the water.
08:07Moral of the story, kids, don't fight.
08:09You'd better jump into a pool.
08:10This kid has studied the layout of the Chinotaur's labyrinth very well.
08:14It's a shame the rules weren't studied as well.
08:16That you're eliminated, stunned, if you fall into the pool.
08:19This one has a small problem.
08:21He doesn't see people.
08:22So when he runs into Paco and Juanito, he tries to pass them by as if they weren't there.
08:27The problem is that they are there.
08:28And not only are they there, but they give it to the octopus.
08:31Poor thing, he doesn't get any dates, and he doesn't see any girls either.
08:34And pay attention to this contestant.
08:37I don't know what he took, but I want the same.
08:40Possibly what was taken is illegal.
08:42Ah, then no, illegal, no, illegal. I don't take anything.
08:45Anyway, for what it's been worth...
08:48Moral of the story, my friends, illegal things are no good for winning yellow humor.
08:51And this girl fixes her hair so the cameras can see her looking pretty.
08:56It doesn't matter if it's fixed.
08:57In total, from where the camera is placed, only the helmet can be seen.
09:02And now with the dirty water bath she just took, she really is pretty.
09:06Now you're really going to look pretty on TV.
09:07And we are left with the repetition of the coward who came ready to wage war...
09:11...and all it gave was pity.
09:14But pay attention, because we're going to get a sneak peek of what awaits us on today's show.
09:21And following the yellow humor map, we reached our next destination.
09:38The hand of God.
09:39A test in which you have to have a very privileged hand.
09:43To catch that ball flying through the air, like a great American hero learning his powers.
09:48And the host of this test is Pinky Winky.
09:52This is the ball, I'm going to throw it hard, pirates.
09:55Our first contestant is a boy who wants to imitate Zubizarreta in his best moments.
10:00Ah, but Zubizarreta had some of those.
10:02Yes, and thank goodness I've imitated him in the best moments, otherwise...
10:05This guy was a soccer goalkeeper for Burguillo de Osma, but they fired him because they said he was too lazy and didn't dive to stop the ball.
10:11Well, I don't know where they got that idea from.
10:12He was also the goalkeeper of the Osma burguillo.
10:17He would dive for the ball, he would stop it, but he was very stupid.
10:20And they kicked him out too, of course.
10:22And Taquesi and Mario don't care if we're live.
10:24When they get hungry, they start eating.
10:27He's looking for a football team, a top-flight one if possible, that wants a reliable goalkeeper.
10:30Casillas, retire and make way for the new generations!
10:33And this was the first girl goalkeeper of the Osma burguillo.
10:37She was good, but in Osma's burguillo they had already acquired a taste for kicking out the goalkeeper and they kicked her out too.
10:43The next contestant likes to put on a show wherever he goes.
10:48Another thing is that he likes taking the test, which doesn't seem to matter to him that much.
10:53This kid is covered in mud, so he doesn't mind rolling around a little more.
10:58And where will it come from, stained with mud?
11:00Don't ask what the contestants do in their free time, which is very rare.
11:04We've been warned that this contestant is a bit of a cheat, so we'll have to keep a close eye on him.
11:09Let's see, the ball gets away from him and he thinks, it didn't get away from me, that I'll just catch it like this, keep it and no one will notice.
11:15Of course, of course, nobody notices.
11:17This man in the blue jumpsuit comes straight from the mechanic's shop.
11:21And there it goes directly back too.
11:25And this is the last contestant of the test.
11:27His dream is to play for Real Madrid as a goalkeeper.
11:29Very good, excellent, fantastic, but it doesn't matter because you're not going to play for Real Madrid.
11:37And we are left with the repetition of the cheat.
11:40The little cheat who thought no one was going to see him and there we were with the telephoto lens on.
11:47With the telephoto lens and slow motion.
11:50Which is the same thing, right?
11:51More or less.
11:52Poor thing, still crying, come, come here, you are very soft.
11:55Come, woman, I'll give you pampering, I'll give you affection, do you like it?
11:58I told you I'm single, I don't know if I've told you this already, have I told you?
12:02Yes, you've already told me 20 times.
12:03How many?
12:0430.
12:04How many?
12:0540.
12:06Well, it was a hint I was throwing at you, silly, you know, two people alone, adults, wanting to have a good time.
12:12Do you want to have fun with me?
12:14Let's go to a caravan I have back there, do you want to?
12:16I'll get you a drink if you want.
12:18Shall we stop chatting?
12:20You'll see how fun it's going to be.
12:22Are we going to have a good time?
12:23Good.
12:23Well, we're already taking too long, aren't we?
12:25My head hurts.
12:26And we arrive at a must-see on all yellow comedy shows.
12:30The burgers!
12:31This idiot will serve as our guinea pig to explain the test.
12:34You have to jump from zamburger to zamburger like a fool.
12:37But don't be fooled, there are fake ones and you could end up like the fool, who almost hits his head on the curb.
12:42And here comes our first contestant because the loser doesn't count.
12:45My goodness, this one hasn't done much either, eh?
12:47We didn't write it down either.
12:49Well then, this is today's first contestant, who has a knack for spreading her legs.
12:53You see that it was not an insult, that it is true.
12:56And the girl, after that small setback, continues trying.
12:59And for what?
13:01So that?
13:02Not at all!
13:04This one doesn't count either, huh?
13:05Well, nothing.
13:06Here comes today's first contestant for hamburgers, who I'm told is the pathetic contestant of the day.
13:13He saw dives where there was only water.
13:15I think this one doesn't work either.
13:17Well, nothing.
13:18This first contestant has not passed the MOT.
13:20And the brakes were a little bad.
13:22And you can't come to compete like this, kid.
13:24It goes without saying.
13:26We don't count this one either, right?
13:27Exact.
13:28This girl is the first contestant of the scuba divers and she doesn't know how to swim.
13:31So be careful.
13:32What are we drowning in?
13:34Girl, but you can stand.
13:35Come on, get out of the lake before you drown yourself.
13:38Because if you want an interview with her, no matter the price.
13:42I want to be a television presenter.
13:44That's my dream.
13:45I tried to get into Big Brother because everyone who gets on becomes a presenter, but they didn't take me.
13:49So I tried yellow humor.
13:50It's not the same, but oh well.
13:51Hello, welcome to humor, love.
13:53What was that like?
13:54Come on, get rid of that woman now.
13:55This is the first contestant of today's zamburgers.
13:58What do you think is that there is a treasure at the bottom of the lake?
14:00And there he goes to look for him.
14:02When he gets out of the water he thinks, look, I'm not going to believe that story, they tricked me into coming to compete.
14:07To the other one that is also useless.
14:08This girl really does.
14:09This is our first contestant.
14:13What shouts, what desire, what speed, it's not that way!
14:16But let's talk to her.
14:18What a celebration the water sees!
14:20Do you want me to warm you up?
14:21No, not you!
14:22I thought I'd grab a blanket and take you to my trailer.
14:25Don't even think about it!
14:26And this one who comes with the birthday hat, he's going to be our first contestant.
14:29But seeing his appearance I can see that he isn't.
14:31The hat made him handsome, but it ended up unbalancing him.
14:34And here we have the first and last contestant in today's zamburguesas.
14:39Wow, that's a short test, isn't it?
14:41I'll tell you, if good things are brief, they're twice as brief.
14:45And pay attention because he succeeds.
14:48Thrilling!
14:48One who competes and one who succeeds.
14:50And we were left with the repeat of the contestant who came with his happy hat.
14:55And 55 individuals move on to the next phase, happier than a clam.
14:59And we continue this exciting competition with one of the events that will go down in television history.
15:19One, two, three, Japanese hide-and-seek!
15:23What will go down in the history of geeky quizzes?
15:25Because the truth is, seeing these things makes you want to travel to Japan.
15:29The mechanics of the test are very simple.
15:32A child counts to three.
15:33And the contestants, inside a giant red-painted egg,
15:37They have to reach the finish line without the child seeing them move.
15:40Come on, it's like our traditional English one, two, three, hide-and-seek, but in Japanese.
15:45That's what I wanted to say.
15:46But the words just wouldn't come out.
15:49And since this has been explained, let's read some of the emails we've received.
15:53Come on, yes, emails, emails, I feel like it.
15:55Two sisters from Cadiz, aged 19 and 24, who are big fans of General Tani,
16:00They ask us, please, to show more shots of this beloved character.
16:04Let Takeshi not appear so much and let General Tani appear more,
16:08who is much more handsome and will surely get more viewers.
16:12Well, we can only say one thing to these sisters from Cadiz.
16:15Now, we two are much more handsome than General Tani and we don't appear on any program.
16:19Come on, this is a yellow Moor, not Mr. Spain.
16:23Here the beauty is in the hits, not in the physique.
16:27We continue with the female requests.
16:29Maite de Granoyers asks us to bring out more of Harry Potter's cousin, who has her crazy.
16:33Maite, really, you should have that checked out,
16:36that Harry Potter's cousin, as a man, is one of the saddest individuals you could ever meet.
16:42And we finish the job by reading some of the jokes that have reached the Humor Amarillo editorial team.
16:47For example, Victor Seco, from Acoruña, asks us,
16:51How do you say ex-wife in Chinese?
16:54He kept everything.
16:56Julio, from Pucela, tells us a joke of his own invention.
16:59What do you call a drunk Chinese person?
17:02Chinchón!
17:02And Ángel Gómez, from Seville, clarifies a doubt for us.
17:06What is the name of the Japanese man walking through the desert?
17:09Takeda or without water?
17:11Well, the day we know what we are going to give,
17:14We will announce who is the winner of the oriental jokes.
17:17God, what did I split? I really split the box in four places!
17:20Which one did you like the most? Which one was your favorite?
17:23The one with the chinchón!
17:23You like drinking, huh?
17:25You see, kid!
17:26But I want to say one thing, the drinking party is very ugly.
17:29And we continue with the contest!
17:32Now we are going to listen live and with a dubbing that respects the Japanese original,
17:37how the test is carried out.
17:39One, two, three and... Japanese!
17:43You, the one with the ponytail on your helmet, I've seen you move!
17:46Come on, pull down, you're out!
17:55One, two, three, hide and seek!
17:58Japanese!
17:59Hala, goodbye!
18:00Number four!
18:01Remember what I used to say here in ranchera, that life is about rolling and rolling, rolling and rolling.
18:08Roll and roll!
18:10Fuck, fuck, roll now!
18:11They thought we didn't have all day!
18:12One, two, three, hide and seek!
18:15Japanese!
18:17One, two, three, Japanese!
18:19Oh, I don't know, I don't know!
18:21I think I saw you wiggle your big toe!
18:23One, two, three, hide and seek, Japanese!
18:26Go on, good, good!
18:27Come in, come in!
18:28And you two be careful, I'm watching you!
18:32One, two, three, Japanese!
18:34Hey, I got you!
18:35Come on, you, eight, you can come in!
18:37You did very well!
18:38And you're wearing horrible glasses!
18:41One, two, three, hide and seek, Japanese!
18:43Come on, you come too, champ!
18:46Calm down, calm down, woman, I've already finished the test.
18:48Come on, don't cry!
18:49You're really stupid, crying all day long.
18:52You're going to run out of tears.
18:53What's wrong with you, woman?
18:54Why are you crying now?
18:56It's just that eggs remind me of dad.
18:57Whom?
18:58To dad.
18:58Whom?
18:59To your mother!
19:00Come on, silly!
19:01I'm sure your dad is watching the show.
19:02And I'm sure he doesn't mind you messing around with me.
19:05Right?
19:05Well, look, we can go to the caravan I have back there, I've put some candles there.
19:09Do you like candles?
19:10And I've put on some romantic music, do you like it?
19:12I have created a perfect environment.
19:14Well, we're already taking too long, aren't we?
19:15And I have the complete Kenny G discography.
19:18There's nothing to it about it.
19:21And we come to the pain ranking.
19:23At number 5, double mailbox strip.
19:26And now we are going to see the sister of the Chinese Cudeiro.
19:29Come on, sister!
19:31No!
19:32You have killed the sister of the Chinese Cudeiro!
19:35And coming in hard on the 4th, head out!
19:39And this guy is a famous long jump record holder.
19:42Run like a headless chicken and jump!
19:45I think it was a null jump.
19:47And what's more, they've grabbed his neck.
19:49At number 3, the woman of loss.
19:52A woman who had problems right from the start of the big chopstick test.
19:57And he didn't manage to recover.
19:59In fact, it got worse.
20:00He didn't continue in the competition and almost didn't continue in life.
20:05And we arrive at number 2, the loser.
20:12Looking at these images, you understand why we call him the loser.
20:15And I think we've been very generous to him.
20:18But very, very generous.
20:22And at the top of the ranking, Gacela Thompson.
20:25I'm going to jump the fence for my children who will be watching me at home.
20:28For your children, go straight to the wall and jump over it like a gazelle.
20:32I'm going to do it.
20:33And from now on, call me Thompson Gazelle, okay?
20:35Well, come on, champ, to the point.
20:37This Thompson Gazelle is going to dedicate the jump to her children.
20:45Let's watch the replay of the jump because it's worth it.
20:48Don't miss the next pain ranking!
20:56Hey! Do you like my sexy way of dancing?
20:58Well, that's not the only thing I know how to do.
21:00I also know how to hit myself in the face with my hat.
21:02It may seem silly, but it's something that almost no one knows how to do.
21:06Pay attention, here it goes.
21:08I do it very well!
21:09And we arrive directly at the swing of terror.
21:13The mole man inaugurates the test.
21:16What does this make me wonder?
21:18Where do Japanese people buy their clothes?
21:20Because a model like this can't be found just anywhere.
21:23Well, in the sales.
21:24Where else are they going to find this?
21:26Yes, because that's not Chanel, nor number 5, nor of course 4.
21:30Well, he left the moles on the ground, along with his backbone.
21:33This woman in yellow has asked us to apologize on her behalf.
21:38Yes, because he's been trying to get on television for years.
21:41And when she finally got it, we caught her like this, dressed any old way.
21:46And she wanted to look elegant, pretty, and well made up.
21:48Don't worry, woman, we're going to make you pretty now, pretty.
21:51Automatic makeup.
21:53And he hasn't had to stop competing.
21:55The next contestant wears the initials NTT on his shirt.
21:59These are the initials of the Noto and Tonto association.
22:01A Japanese group that helps clumsy contestants.
22:05Comments are unnecessary.
22:07And this boy had a very original idea.
22:10He has thought.
22:11Man, since I'm going for yellow humor, I'm going to do something that draws attention.
22:15And without further ado, he put his underwear over his trousers.
22:19And some slightly dirty underwear, it must be said.
22:22In any case, yellow humor only attracts attention in one way.
22:25Hitting your head hard against the ground.
22:27Go on, say hello to the camera, pim, pim.
22:31And pay attention because this contestant belongs to the simulator team.
22:37For those who don't know, it's a series in which the protagonists pretend to be police officers, firefighters, doctors, or whatever, to help the people who hire them.
22:45This one pretends to be a yellow comedy contestant.
22:48Well, he's not doing too well, because it looks like he's going to pass the test.
22:51Hey you, simulator, the contestants here are arguing, he's simulating badly.
22:56But it's definitely one of the simulators.
22:58Now I have my doubts.
23:00This little boy in blue has a big existential doubt.
23:04He is convinced that this test is the zamburguesas.
23:07And we told him no, don't be mistaken, this is the swing of terror.
23:11And the RQR, don't fool me, these are the zamburguesas.
23:15Well, indeed, it was believed that they were zamburguesas.
23:17What a dog jump.
23:20And the boy in red is nicknamed, I see ass, I want ass.
23:24And it's not sexual at all, it's just that they imitate everything they see.
23:28Well, since he imitates the previous contestant, he's got it made.
23:31It could imitate that of the simulators, which has passed the test.
23:34Or rather, the one with the moles, who has left his back on the ground and has done a lot of damage.
23:39Well, it seems he has imitated Superman, but with 5 kilos of kryptonite around his neck.
23:44And this girl, how strange, wears very clean clothes.
23:48More than clean, spotless.
23:50And it looks like one of those old-fashioned feet that can't stand up.
23:53I think even the sweater is one of the crocodile ones.
23:56Well, come on FIFA, or Chufa, or Pochola, or whatever your name is.
23:59I'm sure if you pass the test, your parents will give you a car.
24:02Oh, poor Pochola, she's left without a car.
24:05And Takeshi asks us to repeat this beautiful moment.
24:08The moment when Pochola, forgetting her past origins, fell to the ground like just another contestant.
24:14If you want to contact her to insult her or something like that, we'll put her name and address there.
24:21Hello, we're interrupting Humor Amarillo to offer you a unique document of general interest.
24:26Get your videos on, because this is something you'll want to watch over and over again, right?
24:30Attention.
24:31The course to compete in Humor Amarillo.
24:33We have received hundreds of emails with the same question.
24:37How can I participate in Humor Amarillo?
24:39The answer is simple.
24:40Buy yourself a time machine and travel back to 1986.
24:44Go to Japan and sign up.
24:45But man, that's impossible.
24:48We know.
24:48The other option is to convince the Duchess of Alba to let you have a million hectare estate.
24:52and you and your friends build sets like those in Humor Amarillo.
24:56Yes, I would like to do that, now.
24:59But don't worry.
25:00Until that time comes, we can do something for you.
25:04We can teach you how to overcome all the tests.
25:07Today we begin this course to compete in Humor Amarillo by telling you the tricks of the great chopstick.
25:14First lesson, distance.
25:16You have to measure carefully the meters that separate you from the mat.
25:18From the big chopstick to the platform there are...
25:21Six meters, thirty-two centimeters!
25:23And from the big stick to the mat there is...
25:25Four twenty-five!
25:26So the total distance is...
25:28Ten with fifty-seven!
25:29And the contestant has thought...
25:31Ten with thirteen!
25:32That only means one thing.
25:34Damn you! You've killed the Chinese Cudeiro!
25:37But man, let me warn you that this was the Chinese Cudeiro and we didn't use him as a guinea pig.
25:40Step two, speed.
25:42Speed is the result of combining the distance to the mat, which is...
25:46Ten with fifty-seven!
25:48The size of the pole...
25:49Four sixty-two!
25:50And the brand of the contestant's shoes, which are almost always from the brand...
25:54Bullshit!
25:54If we multiply the distance by the brand of the shoes divided by the pole, the result is...
25:59Twenty-six kilometers per hour!
26:01And the contestant thought he should take...
26:03Thirty-two!
26:04It's going to pass.
26:05You see, it does happen.
26:07Step three, the tilt.
26:09We will find out what the correct degree of inclination is for the pole to take.
26:12We know that the speed must be...
26:14Twenty-six kilometers per hour!
26:15The pole measures...
26:17Four meters sixty-two centimeters!
26:18And the helmet weighs...
26:20One kilo nine hundred grams!
26:21The pitch is equal to the square root of the hull plus the pole size divided by the speed and the result is...
26:26Forty-five point six degrees of inclination!
26:28And we see that the contestant has done the calculation like crap.
26:32Three hundred and sixty degrees!
26:33Nothing more. A new edition of... coming soon.
26:36Course to compete in yellow humor!
26:38And there we have the winners of today's show.
26:41Twenty-somethings! Do you want to know what you've won?
26:44Woof, woof, woof!
26:45Well, you have won a record, and not just any record.
26:47The album that everyone who feels their heart beat like a crazy rabbit will want to have.
26:51The Lovers Mix.
26:53The best love words in Japanese versions with themes of...
26:56Julio Iglesias!
26:57Nino! Bravo!
27:10Oh,これいいじゃん!
27:11Oh,これいいじゃん!
27:14Oh,これいいじゃん!
27:15Oh,これいいじゃん!
27:16Oh,これいいじゃん!
27:16Nantとか,なんとか...
27:21Nantで俺にこんな知らない歌を!
27:32Sergio Dalma!
27:34No, do you want me inか僕のところに another recognized!
27:40And the mythical Camilo VI
27:50Already the ovis, you can't miss the lovers my
28:05Give it to your partner
28:06And if you don't have a partner, find one to give to him/her.
28:09Your heart will thank you
28:10That and if he quits smoking too.
28:12It's time to review the best moments of today's program.
28:16Or the best hits, falls and clumsiness that we have had the privilege of seeing today
28:20We start with this boy who got stuck in the ice cream while trying to catch the ball.
28:25He cheated
28:26We also see it from the opposite angle
28:28It's not that it's very interesting, but it shows that we have more than one camera.
28:32The kid did his best
28:34Although it is true that I did not have much to put
28:36But the most striking thing is his face.
28:39And this kid also impressed us with this tackle
28:43A flat iron on the zamburger itself
28:46We want to tell your family that you are fine.
28:48Only now he walks with his legs a little apart
28:50But if you don't look closely, it's not very noticeable either.
28:53And we end with the mole man
28:55Not only was she wearing a ridiculous outfit
28:57He also fell to the ground in a ridiculous way.
29:01And there we have Takeshi and cousin Mario who have come out in their car to say goodbye to us.
29:07To say goodbye, not to say goodbye, to say goodbye
29:09Takeshi's program today left him with a doubt.
29:12Do you have to cut your hair now or can you wait a couple more months?
29:15And Mario is worried about the kimono, should he wash it now or wait another two months?
29:19Come on, don't cry anymore, man, woman
29:22That there is another yellow comedy show coming soon
29:24We'll be right back.
29:25What's wrong with you? Why are you crying so much, daughter?
29:28What's wrong with you, woman?
29:29I left the bathroom faucet running.
29:31The fact that?
29:31The tap
29:32The fact that?
29:32Your mother
29:33Did I tell you I have a bathroom in my caravan?
29:35Do you want to come see it?
29:36You can shower if you want, okay?
29:38It is very clean
29:39You're going to look very pretty.
29:40Do you want me to rub your back like this with a little soap?
29:43It will be a lot of fun
29:44I also have a jacuzzi
29:45Do you like the jacuzzi?
29:46And we can play bubbles
29:48Also, you like the bubble, right?
29:50Come on, we're already taking too long, aren't we?
29:51What's the matter?
29:52Better tomorrow
29:53Well then, come on, say goodbye.
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