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00:10Something to snack on, a comfortable sofa, I'm staying away.
00:34Call me and come inside...
00:35Okay, love. Be careful, Harry.
00:38Yes, okay.
00:44Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:47Harry, I'm trying to watch the football match.
00:50Look, my little playhouse.
00:52Yes, it has everything. A table, a telephone, swinging doors.
00:56A mortgage.
00:58Have fun riding it, Uncle Carl?
01:01Ah, Harry.
01:03Please, Uncle Carl!
01:08Richie, I'll set it up when the game is over.
01:10How many hours does it last?
01:12Three hours.
01:13Now that it's so big it can't fit anymore.
01:18But Richie, it's the bears playing against the Vikings.
01:22Please, Uncle Carl, you have a long way to go.
01:24If you get annoying, it's a big hug.
01:32Okay, okay.
01:35There was no escape.
01:45Household items.
01:54Household items.
01:59Subscribe to the channel!
02:44Subscribe to the channel!
03:10Subscribe to the channel!
03:14Hey, Big Guy!
03:17What do you want?
03:19Why don't you wear a hat like normal people?
03:24Steve, I'm not in the mood today.
03:27Why are you serious and pouting?
03:32I need to build this playhouse for Richie.
03:36Do you want me to help you?
03:37No, no, thank you. It's just a toy.
03:40It won't be very difficult.
03:44Instructions.
03:46Don't worry. Put yourself in the hands of the master builder, Urkel.
03:53Okay. Read the instructions while I take out the pieces.
03:56Okay.
04:10Well, what are you saying?
04:12This page is so Korean.
04:14There are three spelling mistakes.
04:20Do you know how to read Korean?
04:21Of course. It's a beautiful language.
04:24I'll teach you.
04:25We can start with a common Korean phrase.
04:34What does it mean?
04:36I've fallen and I can't get up.
04:43I'm going to take out some pieces.
04:45Just follow the instructions.
04:47I've fallen and I can't get up.
04:54Harry, maybe he shouldn't have asked Cal to put the playhouse together.
04:58It cannot be said that it is humanitas.
05:01It isn't true.
05:03Remember that last month he installed a lamp socket.
05:08It's true.
05:09And her eyebrows have almost grown back.
05:14Hey, Jolín.
05:15Last part about my chest hair.
05:17Well, I already have a dozen.
05:19By summer I'll look like a doormat.
05:25Attention everyone.
05:27I can't find my screwdriver.
05:30I didn't pick it up.
05:31Me neither.
05:41Sorry.
05:44Sorry.
05:45Dad, I'm in the middle of a very important conversation.
05:50The little bear is impatient to see his little bear.
05:55Tell me, have you seen my screwdriver?
05:59Ah, yes.
05:59I used it last week to fix my bike.
06:02Okay, so where is it?
06:03Dad, I don't know.
06:05I'm busy.
06:08Excuse me, little bear, but the little bear needs to talk to Papa Bear.
06:11So goodbye.
06:13Why are you doing this to me?
06:16Eduard, what have you done with my screwdriver?
06:18I don't remember.
06:20Don't you remember?
06:21Why can't you remember where you put it?
06:24Because it doesn't matter.
06:25So leave me alone now, okay?
06:32Eduard, I've told you a thousand times that when you take my tools, put them back in their place.
06:39Okay, okay.
06:41Son, do you know you shouldn't lose my tools?
06:44Oh, my father once lost one of his tools and was very upset.
06:49Of course he's a brain specialist.
06:51And it's very hard to ask you which of your patients has pliers in their skull.
06:57Steve, this is a family argument.
07:00I am proud to take part in it.
07:04Out, out, out, out, out.
07:07Eduard, I want to know where my screwdriver is.
07:11Dad, I don't know where he is.
07:13I'll buy you a new one.
07:14But man, I can do that myself.
07:17Great, thank you.
07:19Wait!
07:20Eduard, you still haven't understood properly.
07:23What haven't I heard about?
07:25This screwdriver incident is yet another clear example of how little respect you have for people and their rights.
07:31properties.
07:32Yeah?
07:34Yes, you don't know.
07:35It starts with forgetting about screwdrivers, and then you drop out of school.
07:40He ends up jobless, wearing cardboard belts and selling blood for a bowl of soup.
07:46What flavor?
07:48Well, does that matter to you?
07:51And what do I know, you're the one telling the story.
07:55I have to go.
07:56Wait, wait, wait, wait.
07:58Eduard, we're not finished.
07:59But I have to get ready for a date.
08:01No, no, no.
08:02You are grounded.
08:04Because?
08:06For a stupid screwdriver?
08:08No, it's not because of the screwdriver.
08:10It's because I don't like your attitude.
08:12What if I don't like yours?
08:16Well.
08:20Okay, that's enough.
08:21To your room.
08:23Listen.
08:23Go away!
08:29Carl, why don't you do some transcendental meditation?
08:33As the great guru Marishi Marskowicz said.
08:36Disappear!
08:38That's exactly what he said.
08:40It's along those lines.
09:01Eddie, are you going out?
09:03Yeah.
09:03I'm going to accompany Jorin to the concert.
09:05Risking your own life?
09:07Eddie, Dad has punished you.
09:09If you leave, he will kill you.
09:10Laura, it will be worth it just to see Jorin in his new miniskirt.
09:16Congratulations, Eddie.
09:17Because?
09:18The poles of the awning are going to fall down.
09:21Thank you very much for your interest.
09:23But as the French say, sayonara.
09:53Dad, hello.
09:56Hello.
09:57Hey, have you found the screwdriver?
10:00Yes, well, Urkel found it.
10:03He used his metal detector to comb the garden.
10:06She found the screwdriver and an anti-stress bracelet.
10:10Great.
10:12Great.
10:13Where were you?
10:16I was in the garage looking for the screwdriver.
10:20Really?
10:22And you dress like that to look for screwdrivers?
10:26Well, I...
10:27The neck stained with carmine.
10:32Eduard, have you had sex with the lawnmower again?
10:39Okay, Dad.
10:41I went to the concert with Jorin.
10:45You really like that girl, don't you?
10:49I don't believe anymore.
10:54Was it worth dying for her?
10:58Listen, Dad.
10:59No, you listen to me.
11:01Eduard, I went up to your room to apologize, thinking that perhaps I had gone too far.
11:06But judging by your behavior, I underestimated it.
11:10Dad, you just don't understand.
11:11Tonight's appointment was very important to me.
11:14Well, I hope you had a great time, son.
11:16Why aren't you going to repeat it for a long time?
11:19Grounded for the entire month.
11:20As?
11:20No way.
11:21Let it be two months.
11:23What's happening?
11:24Mom, Dad is behaving like a maniac.
11:26Well, three months is better.
11:27Clear.
11:28Eduard, let me tell you something.
11:30As long as you live in my house, you will have to live by my rules.
11:34Perhaps it would be better if I looked for another house.
11:36Eddy!
11:37So you're leaving.
11:38Yeah.
11:40Very good.
11:41Great.
11:42Great.
11:45Great.
11:46Something wrong?
11:48Nothing!
12:12Cart!
12:14Harriet, I don't want to hear anything.
12:15Well, you're going to hear me out.
12:17The situation has gone too far
12:19Eddie, you can't leave
12:20Where is Eddie going to go?
12:22Nowhere, go to bed
12:24So, his room?
12:27Come on
12:29Guys, I feel awful
12:31It was my fault
12:32I should never have asked you to build Richie's little house
12:35I am her mother and it is my duty
12:36Raquel
12:37It's true that I'm not good at those things.
12:39But that's no excuse, you learn by doing.
12:41Raquel
12:42But I didn't, and now look what I've achieved.
12:44You're a wildcat with Eddie, Eddie's a wildcat with you
12:47And I'm furious with myself.
12:51Millie has completely lost it
12:53Carl
12:55We can't let our son go
12:57Harriet
12:59I will not tolerate blatant disobedience.
13:02I'm not asking for too much.
13:03But one of the things I demand is respect.
13:05You know Eddie respects you.
13:08Harriet, the boy is bothering me on purpose
13:11He knows what makes me go wild.
13:13Carl, be fair
13:16Your beast is senile and gets angry easily.
13:19Sure, take their side
13:22There are no parts here.
13:24We are a family
13:25Go upstairs and talk to Eddie and sort things out.
13:28Harriet, he has disobeyed me
13:30He's the one who wants to leave.
13:32So it's he who has to come and apologize.
13:38Harriet, there's nothing more to say.
13:46Whatever you say, Ray Carl
13:50But what if Prince Edward leaves this kingdom?
13:53You'll sleep on the real sofa
14:02Eddie
14:04Go back to top
14:05Mom, I'm leaving
14:06So don't try to convince me
14:09Uh-huh
14:11Where are you going?
14:13Somewhere where there are no screwdrivers
14:16She knows very well that the argument wasn't about a screwdriver.
14:20But for disobeying your father
14:22I didn't have to punish myself
14:23He went too far
14:25Police brutality
14:29I don't want you to leave
14:31Don't worry, Mom, nothing will happen to me.
14:32And where are you going to sleep?
14:34I don't know
14:35Where will you get the money?
14:37I don't know
14:37So how are you going to eat?
14:39I don't know
14:40You have it all planned out
14:43Look, Mom, anything is better than staying here.
14:47Eddie, your father isn't so bad.
14:49Oh no?
14:50Why don't you try living with him?
14:53Dad drives me crazy
14:56Maybe you drive him crazy too
14:59Clear!
14:59Take their side
15:01Eddie
15:05Do you know that your father loves you?
15:07Well, it's not noticeable, Mom.
15:09Whatever I do, I don't do anything to his liking.
15:12He's always scolding me
15:14I don't even think he likes me.
15:20Don't move
15:21I'll be right back
15:29Come on, come on, come on, come on
15:32Carl, sit down
15:33Eddie, you too
15:35Bad, I'm not going
15:36Come on, come on, sit down!
15:40The reason you two get along so badly is that you look very alike.
15:43Come on, come on
15:46Look
15:46The two most important men in my life behaving like two children
15:51Well, he started it.
15:52I don't
15:52Yeah
15:52No
15:53Yeah
15:53For nothing
15:54Okay, listen to me, both of you.
15:57Good
15:59I'll tell you a story
16:01No
16:02Sit down!
16:07It's a true story
16:09It happened sixteen years ago
16:12January 28, 1974
16:16On my birthday?
16:19It shouldn't have been like that.
16:21But you were just as impatient then as you are now.
16:25We had just moved into this house
16:27And we still hadn't finished unpacking things
16:30It was half past one in the morning and a tremendous downpour was falling.
16:35I'm coming, I'm here.
16:50Carl!
16:53You're forgetting two things
16:55Your wife and your pants
16:58I'm sorry, Antonio.
17:00Are you OK?
17:02Oh yes, wonderfully
17:03We're going to cut firewood
17:08Carl, what amazes me most is that you were able to make a child
17:14Things went from bad to worse.
17:16The snow left us stranded
17:18The phone line went dead and we couldn't get to the hospital.
17:21So we did what anyone would have done in our place
17:24We panicked
17:25Carl
17:27Don't worry
17:28Don't worry
17:30Don't worry
17:30Don't worry
17:31Very calm
17:33Are you a police officer?
17:34I am a police officer
17:34And have you been taught how to handle these situations?
17:37Yes, well, they've taught it
17:37Good
17:38I once attended a class
17:40The child was made of plastic.
17:41I left it on top of the heater and it melted.
17:46What happened?
17:48What do I have to do?
17:49He's going to die!
17:50Good idea, a coffee
17:53A tea with lemon
17:55Do you have a lot for yourself?
17:57Honey, I'll take whatever you say.
18:00The baby is about to be born
18:02Bring me a cushion!
18:04A cushion!
18:06A cushion!
18:09A cushion!
18:10A cushion!
18:14A cushion, a cushion, a cushion.
18:18That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
18:20A cushion, a cushion.
18:22No, Jarris, you're being a little silly!
18:24No, Jarris, he can handle you!
18:27What else can I do?
18:29Let's breathe.
18:30What? Breathe?
18:32Breathe.
18:33Breathe.
18:34Breathe.
18:38I love you very much.
18:40And I you.
18:41But you will never touch me again.
18:48Finally, the phone started working again.
18:52And we called the doctor.
18:54He came skiing just in time to arrive late.
19:02Carl, you did very well.
19:05Yes, thank you, doctor.
19:07Your wife and son are doing very well.
19:10Thank you.
19:16Hi, Mom.
19:17Hi, Dad.
19:20Would you like to hold your child?
19:33Hello, Eduardo.
19:36I'm a dad.
19:40It's beautiful.
19:43Yeah.
19:45He's just like you.
19:47I think it looks more like you.
19:51Yes it's true.
19:53Eduard.
19:55My son.
19:58What a beautiful word.
20:02I'm very nervous.
20:04I...
20:06You had never been a father before.
20:08But you hadn't been a son either.
20:12Did you know?
20:14We will learn together.
20:18I just want to tell you...
20:20...that I love you with all my soul.
20:24I will never forget how proud you made me...
20:27...at the moment...
20:29...my son.
20:49Did you really say all that?
20:55Well...
20:56...something like that.
21:03Dad...
21:04...I'm sorry I disobeyed you.
21:06I shouldn't have run away.
21:08Perhaps I went too far...
21:10...just a little.
21:11I promise you one thing.
21:14I won't lose my screwdriver again.
21:19It's curious.
21:22Once...
21:24...I used my father's hammer...
21:26...to remove paint.
21:30Around that time...
21:31...I didn't think hammers were purple.
21:36He punished me for a whole week.
21:42I thought he was the biggest idiot in the world.
21:45And look at me.
21:47I'm exactly the same.
21:49Well, as consolation I'll tell you...
21:52...that one day I too will have a child who will drive me crazy.
21:57I hope so.
22:07Dad...
22:09...I want to stay.
22:14And I want you to stay.
22:40And I want you to stay.
22:44Girls' Fund.
22:45I won't give it to you.
22:45I won't give it to you.
22:48I won't give it to you.
22:51I won't give it to you.
22:51I give you.
22:58I give you.
22:59I won't give it to you.
23:06And I want you to stay.
23:09Me with myself.
23:09Thanks for watching the video.
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