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00:00This is war Takeshi
00:01What war?
00:03Let's go inside, we're not safe here and I'll explain it to you.
00:06Well, it turns out there's even a war between the television characters.
00:09What do you say?
00:10Characters from series, cartoons, and even dolls face each other.
00:13And why are these guys at war?
00:15Well, to choose the best character in the history of television
00:19They're going to compete in a lot of tests, like sumo, you know?
00:23Someone has lost their underwear, now they'll be out there naked
00:26They'll fight in sumo, and some of them will lose more than just their underwear, you know?
00:30But there is more evidence
00:31Like what?
00:34Oh my goodness, a mega panic door! How did they leave it?
00:37What a beast, the guy destroyed it!
00:39There's a new painting test too, you know?
00:41To paint?
00:43With this piece of brushes
00:44Yes, it's a little freaky, but you'll see, it's very cool, there's also karaoke
00:48Karaoke?
00:52The characters will have to sing without TV connier, you'll see how fun it will be
00:56Junior, be careful, okay?
00:57Don't worry, Takeshi, I have eyes in the back of my head, no one can do anything to me.
01:01I also have an eye on my back
01:03Ow! Ow! Send!
01:06They killed me, by betrayal, of course, because if not, they couldn't have killed me.
01:10Junior, what a good actor you are.
01:12Let the first world war of television begin!
01:16Chinese happens and is no longer here
01:24If we are going to laugh
01:27You run to the tequiva without stopping
01:30Yellow humor, come back now
01:34Intrigue, betrayal and above all, a lot of pain
01:41You will see all that and much more today in Falcon, I mean, in Humor Amarillo
01:45Today's program features personalities from the television world.
01:49Many of them have grown older or have changed their physical appearance.
01:53That's why suspects have been placed with their names so that we can identify them.
01:56They have come from Piranha of Summer Blue to Heidi and Marco
01:59Mitrophyllas, an old Salin monk, told me on a vacation
02:03That if you say hello, Don Pepito, people respond to you.
02:06What does he answer you?
02:07Hello, Mr. José!
02:09But the song doesn't end there, right?
02:11What goes on, what goes on quite a bit, it's very long and very funny too
02:14Did you stop by my house?
02:16I didn't go to his house
02:17Did you give it to my grandmother?
02:18I didn't see her grandmother.
02:20Goodbye, Don Pepito
02:21Goodbye, Don José
02:22Very well, Mitrofillas
02:24And you? Do you know any songs, kid?
02:25Whenever you come home, you catch me in the kitchen.
02:29Smeared with flour
02:31Stop, stop, Pintrofilla, stop, I don't want to imagine you covered in flour.
02:34Come on, now you sing.
02:35I'm Willy Fox, gambler
02:37That the round-the-world trip is played with honor
02:40Oh, she almost cried with emotion, Pintrofilla
02:46Come on, but if... but if it's you
02:50Get up for a moment
02:51How about you?
02:52You are Maya the Bee!
02:53But if the last time I saw you you were this small, you were nothing
02:57Well, but time passes and now I am a woman
03:00You were that little, more or less.
03:02No, you were that little.
03:03What little one?
03:04Well, a pleasure, come back to your place
03:05Come on, nice to meet you.
03:06And now you are not going to a multi-colored country
03:09You're going to... NOUGAT!
03:11Hello! I'm Pepe Livingston from the series Lost.
03:24My plane crashed on this island where very strange things happen.
03:28For example, on trees, instead of fruits, fish grow.
03:31Oh! And those are the natives of the island
03:34As you can see, they are very rare.
03:36We are the chiripitiflauticos and we are in charge of livening up the party.
03:42But for the little ones who don't know us, let's introduce you.
03:45Come on, introduce yourselves.
03:46I'm Uncle Achilles and I'm still just as funny.
03:50I am Captain Tan and I have traded my hat for a galactic helmet.
03:54I am Locomoto Oro and I am the most lively
03:57Look at the gear I'm in! Look!
04:01TO THE DOOR!
04:03The animals, known as TV characters, are rushing madly against the mega-gates in panic.
04:09The battle to decide who will be the best television character in history has begun.
04:14Let us observe how they do not care, in the least, about humiliating themselves for this purpose.
04:18Males and females alike fall into the traps that nature sets for them.
04:21Through this great panoramic view we can see that Captain Kirk has gone ahead alone.
04:29But going solo has its drawbacks, like being caught in a net set up and very badly by henchmen.
04:35At that moment Petete makes his triumphant entrance, having taken a blow as big as his book.
04:39The animals take advantage of the gap opened by Petete and continue their exodus towards the pool of colored balls.
04:46And attention that Orzogues has placed in the lead, but has fallen into a net
04:50With his experience in the wild world he gets rid of it and goes on his way
04:54In the rear group we find characters like the crazy bird, Benji, the goalkeeper of the champion team
05:00And Juani, a family doctor
05:02And now get ready to observe the animal world in all its fullness
05:06Miss Fletcher, since Murder She Wrote, has been left alone at the back of the pack.
05:26Everyone ran away when they saw her, knowing that whoever was near her would soon die.
05:31While the henchmen attack the Scali people from The X-Files, the Powerpuff Girls search for colored balls in the flour pool.
05:37There we have Petal and Cactus who don't see it clearly
05:40And we are going to see the public lynching to which Marisa Naranjo is subjected for her mistake during the bells.
05:45My goodness, they still haven't forgiven her.
05:47There's Piper from Charmed who's left without a colored ball.
05:50And we connect with our reporter Pepe Livingston
05:53Come on, but it's Agent Jack Bauer from 24
05:55How do you know you're a secret agent? How ripped are you?
05:59Hey, I've heard there are some terrorists around here.
06:01Run and stop them! What clock is ticking?
06:04Oh my God, Jack Bauer, you need a break.
06:06You're so into your character.
06:08If you don't come back soon I'll come looking for you wherever you are.
06:13No matter where you go, I will find you
06:19Frame!
06:22Halfway!
06:23Where are you, Marco?
06:24Since your mom left, you've been acting really weird.
06:27Mother!
06:29Mother!
06:32Mommy!
06:33But what are you doing there, Marco?
06:35I went to look for my mom
06:36And I'm going to find her even if I have to go from the Aperinos to the Andes.
06:39Mother!
06:41Marco, you need help
06:43From a monkey, for example
06:44Yes, halfway
06:45I feel like I'm running out of air.
06:47Can you bring me some oxygen?
06:49That the heights are killing me
06:51Wow!
06:51Here you go
06:52Oxygen
06:53Take it, suck it
06:53Suck it!
06:54A little oxygen, finally
06:55Come on, give it a spin, let's go.
06:57This tastes weird
06:58It tastes like when mom cooked at home
07:01This is so damned sad!
07:04He has taken the butane gas cylinder
07:06I told you about oxygen
07:07Ah, oxygen!
07:08Now I have brought it to you
07:09Hurry up, I'm fainting.
07:11Here you go, the richest oxygen
07:13And now it's that tasty it is
07:15I am a very obedient monkey
07:16Right, Marco?
07:17I won't stop until I find Mom.
07:19Because I love her very much, you know?
07:23Hey, Marco, what's your ass?
07:27There will never be anything in between you and me.
07:29To the big burger!
07:32But how strong!
07:33And today's first burger contestant is Boris Izaguirre.
07:37So as not to have to take off your pants
07:39He came in his underwear directly
07:41What a moment!
07:42How is the water, please?
07:44And here comes the fugitive, pursued by everyone.
07:46Watch out, fugitive, the police are on your tail!
07:49You've already made him nervous, poor fugitive, and he's fallen.
07:51This is Murdoch from the A-Team
07:53Who is still as crazy as ever
07:55Poor Murdoch
07:56And attention, I'm slipping Jiménez
07:58Of course, without his blunderbuss.
07:59Because guns are not allowed in yellow humor
08:01Maybe the French could handle hamburgers.
08:04With the tip of the blunderbuss
08:05And here comes Bea, from blue deer
08:07That since her period came in that mythical episode
08:09He always wears red
08:10Poor Bea misses her friends from that summer.
08:13But above all he misses Chanquete
08:15Well, a little more and you'll be company in heaven, beautiful.
08:17This is Ali McBean, the famous skinny lawyer
08:20Who believes that even if he steps on a bad hamburger
08:22Since it is so thin it will not sink.
08:24But I was wrong, of course.
08:25And here comes Chicho Terremoto, a little older now.
08:28Well, more than Chicho Terremoto, he has been Chicho Tsunami.
08:31This is Chema, the baker from Sesame Street
08:35The children's friend
08:36Well, Pepe is crazy to interview him.
08:38Can you sign an autograph for me, Chema?
08:41I always saw you when I was little, you were my idol
08:42For Pepe
08:43To Pepe with love, please
08:45Well, with love from Che...
08:48Hey... What else was it?
08:53It's the mythical Kung Fu, the little Grasshopper
08:56Well, it's not very small.
08:57And of Grasshopper, less
08:59And here comes Kung Fu Sito
09:02The son of Kung Fu
09:03The Grasshopper is tiny
09:04There is no doubt that he is your son
09:06Well, say goodbye, Kung Fu Sito.
09:07And go for the water, come on.
09:09Halfway up here at the top my mother isn't there
09:19You tricked me, you stupid monkey!
09:21But Marco, I told you it was very strange.
09:24That your mom lived on top of this mountain
09:27Look, I'm going to leave this flag planted here.
09:29Here
09:30If my mother sees her, she will know that I was
09:32And I thought
09:33How brave my son Marco is!
09:35I am the king of the world!
09:36I know the king of the world!
09:38Excellent!
09:43Avalanche, Marco
09:44Avalanche, take cover
09:45In the middle
09:49This thing about looking for mom is very dangerous.
09:52I leave it
09:53I'm getting married
09:54Let him look for someone else
09:56A thousand traps
09:57These symbols are called kanji
09:59That's why this new test
10:00We have called it the kanji roulette
10:02The contest before shooting an arrow
10:03You get a kanji
10:04And you'll have to paint it on that slope.
10:05With a giant painter
10:06If it fails, Paco Juanito
10:08They will spray you with a hose
10:09We'll spray you!
10:10Add a little bit of parsley, right?
10:17It's Carlos Alguiñano
10:19Who will be in charge of opening this test
10:21Carlos fires the crossbow
10:22And the kanji has touched him
10:23What does it mean
10:24Let's paint!
10:25Well, Carlos will have to paint.
10:27The word
10:27Let's paint
10:28By the way, Carlos
10:30To paint you could take off your chef's hat
10:32That you have placed the helmet on top of the cap
10:34And with so many things on my mind
10:35You won't be able to think
10:36Here Carlos has a big problem
10:38Apart from the fact that this track is extremely slippery
10:40And he doesn't know how to write in Japanese.
10:43If this had been a competition to see who makes the best cod pilpil in the world
10:46I'm sure he would have won, or at least finished second.
10:49Carlos, can you sign a giant autograph for us?
10:52Wow, how nice the autograph!
10:54And as a token of gratitude we are going to throw a little water on you.
10:57And Pepe is going to interview you, of course.
10:59Carlos, how are you doing at Humor Amarillo?
11:06Well, I've met up with Paco and Juanito to make them a stew.
11:09What face do you make when a set turns out really good?
11:12How funny it is!
11:14I'm TJ!
11:15This is TJ, one of Harrelson's men
11:18Come on TJ! On the roof!
11:21And once again, and it's 857, poor TJ has to go up to the roof.
11:27After going to the photo so many times, TJ already has experience climbing.
11:31But his legs are also a little tired.
11:33Because most of the buildings I had to climb didn't have an elevator.
11:37And every time Harrelson told him, TJ to the roof
11:40He was asking, oh, why does it always happen to me?
11:42It's just that my legs can't take it anymore.
11:43And Harrelson would reply, sorry TJ.
11:46The phrase has become very famous.
11:48And I have to say it in every chapter.
11:50Now TJ is paying for all that effort.
11:53His legs don't respond.
11:55They are sold out
11:56And that's why he is eliminated from this test.
11:58TJ, take a relaxing bath and forget about everything.
12:01I am the famous D'Artacán
12:03D'Artacán, D'Artacán
12:05Running great danger
12:08D'Artacán, D'Artacán
12:09They chase the wicked
12:12D'Artacán, D'Artacán
12:13And if they fail this time, they will soon find him.
12:19D'Artacán, D'Artacán
12:21Play with your friends
12:24D'Artacán, D'Artacán
12:25To a fun game
12:28D'Artacán, D'Artacán
12:29Among the rosehips
12:32Struggle
12:35I am Super Agent 86
12:38As many of you will remember
12:39Super Agent 86
12:40He was a jerk who had to resort
12:42To Super Agent 99
12:44To solve the cases for him
12:45We'll see if they do this test alone.
12:47And without the help of Super Agent 99
12:50Why would the poor man do it?
12:52Slip and roll down
12:53It certainly seems untrue
12:55That a person like that
12:56I could become a super agent
12:58Well that's because he hasn't seen the CSID ones.
13:00Super Agent 86
13:01Desperate
13:02Try throwing the brush
13:03Let's see if he writes the kanji alone.
13:05But of course
13:06That would only work
13:07If we were in a TV series
13:09This is real life
13:10And it's much harder
13:11Here the brushes do not write alone
13:13Yes indeed
13:14Those who are clumsy in series
13:16They are also clumsy in yellow humor
13:18Do you recognize me?
13:22Well, with those eighties glasses
13:24And that cocky air
13:25It seems very familiar to me
13:26Of course, it's Michael Knight
13:29The famous driver of Knight Rider
13:31Knight Rider is a thrilling adventure
13:34Of a man who does not exist
13:35In a world full of dangers
13:36Michael Knight
13:38A lonely young man embarking on a crusade
13:40To save the cause of the innocent
13:41The defenseless
13:43The weak
13:43Inside a world of criminals
13:45Operating outside the law
13:47My goodness
13:47What a freak you are!
13:48You knew that by heart.
13:50I'm sure you also know the one from the A-team.
13:52In 1972
13:53Four of the best
13:54No, please
13:55It was just to test you.
13:56Well it seems that Michael Knight
13:57Needs Kit's help
13:58It's a shame it's in the scrapyard.
14:00Any news from mom?
14:03No, but I have created a device
14:04With which I will find her for sure
14:06What device?
14:07Attentive
14:07It's a periscope
14:09Looking for moms
14:10See if you can find it halfway.
14:12Go
14:12You remember her, right?
14:13Yes, she was very pretty.
14:14And very nice
14:15He found it, Marco
14:20He's there sunbathing
14:21At last
14:22We finally found your mom.
14:24My goodness, how is he?
14:25Being single has suited her very well.
14:27Let's see, let's see
14:27Let me see her
14:28Let me
14:28Let me
14:29Remove
14:29Take it away, monosalido
14:30Do you see it yet?
14:32But if that's my grandmother, that's unfortunate.
14:38I love my mom
14:39Not to my grandmother
14:40Come on, keep looking.
14:42Keep searching
14:43Strip
14:43But are you sure it's your grandmother?
14:45It's that it's very good
14:47My goodness, what curves!
14:48What skin
14:49What chests
14:51That everything has
14:52Well that's my mom, yes.
14:54Let's see, take it away.
14:55Let's see if I was wrong when looking
14:57But if it's Tani
14:59That is pointing at some words
15:01Let's see
15:01To the nougat
15:03Leave
15:05With
15:06That
15:08What a girl!
15:09I'm going to the nougat with that girl
15:11No, he took after your grandmother.
15:13This Tani is a slob, huh?
15:15The sumo wrestlers are already warming up
15:18Today, with great pleasure, it stars Jaws.
15:21By Pinky Winky
15:23Do you know if Jesús Barcés has come?
15:25Because I would love to meet him
15:26By Harry Potter's cousin
15:28That he has dressed up for the occasion
15:30Maybe there's some producer watching, you know?
15:33For the coffee bean
15:34He deserves a program all to himself.
15:37And as animal as the bad guy seems
15:40Of Dungeons and Dragons
15:41I look like David the gnome, but I'm the referee
15:47Please don't step on me
15:49Get the ball!
15:51Hello Anita, how are you?
15:52Not very well
15:53Yeah, about the series, right?
15:54Well yes
15:55Let's see if you're lucky.
15:56Wow, look how good!
15:57You got the coffee bean!
15:59You may not have recognized him because he is not wearing makeup.
16:01But it's Ana Obregón
16:03That after the failure of his series he is going to try his luck in yellow comedy
16:06AND...
16:07AND...
16:07And suffers another setback because it has been defeated by the coffee bean
16:11Ana, it's almost better if you retire, huh?
16:13Hello, piranha!
16:14How long!
16:15How old is trans!
16:16Come on, look at the camera
16:17It's the real blue summer piranha!
16:20Piranha has stopped taking the ball because he wants to face the shark.
16:23To prove that the big fish eats the small one
16:26Oh my goodness, poor piranha!
16:37What a mess he's gotten into!
16:39Nah, now you have a big mouthful of patatas bravas and your anger will go away.
16:42Hello Jesus! How are you?
16:44Very good!
16:44Of course, like me
16:45We have Jesús Vázquez with us.
16:48He had to fight with Harry Potter's cousin.
16:50While Pinky's screams can be heard in the background
16:53Jesus, pirate, how handsome you are!
16:56If you want, we can meet up for a bit later for a smoothie.
16:58Jesus turns a deaf ear to Pinky and focuses on the fighter in front of him.
17:03Who is very scared of his opponent's beauty
17:06But he decides to hold on tight to him to see if something sticks to him.
17:09Well, holding on there, few things are going to stick to you, the truth is.
17:12Jesus, who is a true gentleman, decides to carry Harry Potter's cousin in his arms.
17:15And gently deposits him outside the ring
17:18Although it seems that the cousin has hurt himself, he has twisted his ankle
17:21This guy is made of chocolate.
17:22And this one who is completely in yellow is Bart Simpson
17:25That he will have to fight against Animal
17:27Poor Bart would rather write a thousand times on the blackboard
17:29I will never go to Yellow Wall pretending to be Japanese.
17:32But it's too late
17:33Animal is very angry with Bart because he says his episodes are repeated a lot.
17:38Which is something Bart is not to blame for.
17:40But it doesn't matter, he receives for it
17:41And you will have to go back to sprint and finger
17:44I hope Animal doesn't let us go.
17:45Because the chapters of Yellow Wall also repeat themselves a little bit.
17:48Where are you going, Piltrafiña?
17:50You have to get a ball from here
17:51I can't believe it
17:52Now that I'm looking at it closely it is
17:54Koyi Kabuto
17:55The Mazinger Z pilot
17:57Come on, with the grain you'll be able to Koyi
18:07Kabuto
18:07And this beautiful girl is Rachel
18:10From the series Friends
18:11He is desperate because he has been assigned Animal.
18:13We'll play his song and see if he gets excited.
18:15Well, yes, it has been encouraged.
18:26Come on Animal, get up
18:28That nothing has been noticed
18:29If Rachel drives everyone crazy
18:31Hello Ida
18:31Hello Tani
18:32It was about time, now it's your turn
18:34And the friendly Ida has had to fight against Pinky Winky
18:38We already know that he would have preferred to fight against Jesús Vázquez.
18:41But you can't have a top.
18:43Aida is going to use everything she has learned in the neighborhood
18:46Defending himself when they tried to rob him against Pinky
18:50And there we see the results
18:51Pinky has a hard time beating her
18:53Aida tries to make the key she made for one of her children.
18:56When he stole money from her purse
18:58But it doesn't work out
18:59Pinky is having a bad time and decides to mentally prepare himself that if he wins
19:02Jesús Vázquez might come over to congratulate him.
19:05It is at that moment with the image of Jesus smiling in his head
19:08When Pinky gives it his all and finishes off Aida in one fell swoop
19:11And we're going to see for the second time the most chilling fight of the evening.
19:15The one who faced Shark and Piranha
19:17And that ended in a brutal slap bath
19:19Piranha is now a Buddhist and devotes himself to meditation.
19:23Down with the periscope!
19:24Below!
19:25He's coming, I hear him.
19:26Where are you hiding, suckling!
19:28I'm going to find you!
19:30But this one...
19:31This periscope is stupid
19:32Go down where you want
19:34It has given me a dizzy spell
19:35It's a periscope, Marco!
19:37He doesn't think!
19:37You don't think, you stupid monkey!
19:40Come on, get up!
19:42Let's go find my mom!
19:43Runs!
19:43I think Grandpa is near.
19:44This has been me halfway
19:46Sorry
19:46Oh, I see something.
19:50Is it her?
19:51No, much better
19:52She is a woman half faith, half human
19:55A mermaid?
19:56Let me look, please, please, come on!
19:58Come on, but just a little bit, okay?
19:59A mermaid!
20:01Wow, wow, how cool!
20:03But wait a minute
20:04This is a mermaid!
20:09You think?
20:10What a guy!
20:11Well, from behind it looks like something else.
20:12You have to be careful with these things, Marco.
20:15That one day you're going to get a surprise
20:16I think he caught us looking at him.
20:17Seriously? Let's see.
20:18You just heard the test tune
20:32That I'm not a bun, that I'm a person
20:34The first contestants to dress up as bowling pins are the Fraggles.
20:38Bobo, Musi, Rosi, Dudo and Bombo have come
20:40And even if they are going to receive, the Fraggles are always happy and sing
20:44Oh!
20:46let's Play
20:47Your heat problems
20:50To enjoy
20:51Come play
20:53Here, Fraggles, a souvenir from the pirate duo
20:56We can't rest
21:00Let's sing
21:01To enjoy
21:05Come play
21:07Hello, Musi, how are you?
21:09Well, I'm a little broken.
21:11Can you call a curry to fix me up?
21:12What if I fix you?
21:14Not you, you scare me.
21:15The next to compete are the kids from the companion series
21:19That now they are not so young
21:20They weren't even kids when they were in the series either.
21:22Only Kimi and Valle remain to choose a card.
21:25They play Chinese
21:26Who's next?
21:27It's Kimi's turn, who opts for...
21:30The ace!
21:31Talk, Kimi!
21:31To the front line of fire, come on!
21:33You will not fail!
21:34We are partners!
21:36What the pirate duo promises, they deliver.
21:38And indeed, they have not failed.
21:40They have taken out Kimi and Valle and the whole gang
21:43We have not failed, comrades!
21:48Our series was much more hollow than leaving class, wasn't it?
21:52And the last team to compete are all men.
21:55They are all cowboys and they are all very tough
21:58Yes, you guessed it, it's the Carl Wright brothers of scales
22:02Come on, cowboys!
22:05If you're so tough, you can handle this ball.
22:07The Carl Wright brothers have defended their ranch from all kinds of threats
22:11Gunmen, Indians, living dead
22:13So beating this ball for them is a piece of cake.
22:16And they leave the pirate duo sunk in misery
22:18You don't play with cowboys
22:23Pirates
22:24Pippi Longstocking, Pipilota for children
22:28I'm... Where has Mr. Nilsson gone?
22:30Let's suffer!
22:35I am Kogi!
22:36Well, as we have seen, without his robot, Kogi is nobody.
22:45I am a simulator
22:48We're Surfing on the Ironing Board
22:51And this simulator is going to impersonate several characters
22:53By a professional surfer
22:55By an expert nipple jumper
22:57And for a man without teeth who can only eat soup
23:00I am Ramón García
23:02Ramón García bets that he can overcome this test in less than a minute.
23:07Without falling into the water
23:08Without losing any member of his body
23:10And maintaining the good humor that characterizes him
23:12What do we bet that Ramón García succeeds in his challenge?
23:16Everything is possible
23:19Success is taking risks
23:23I am the knight Cudeiro
23:26He is the best of all the Knights of the Zodiac
23:28Give me strength, Pegasus!
23:30But please give it to me!
23:32Give me strength, Pegasus!
23:34No!
23:35You have killed Knight Cudeiro!
23:39Mr. Murderer!
23:41Indeed, he is the murderer who killed Laura Palmer in Twin Peaks
23:44Was Laura Palmer killed by a karateka?
23:46Yes, but now we have taken revenge on that murderer
23:49I'm Brandon!
23:52He is the idol of millions of fifteen-year-old girls
23:54Brandon!
23:55What a feeling of being alive!
23:57The most handsome of the gang
23:58They were all crazy about him!
24:00Even many boards had posters of him in their room.
24:02I was madly in love with him
24:04And that's why she shows him her panties
24:06Hey, what was I wondering?
24:07Are you sure that Laura Palmer was killed by a karateka?
24:10Yes, it was in the final chapter.
24:11What a surprise we got!
24:13He kicked the karate kids like that and killed them.
24:15Okay, okay
24:16I'm Dr. Vilches!
24:18Dr. Vilches arrives directly from the central hospital.
24:21One of the rudest doctors except for Dr. House
24:24And if we also except a few from social security
24:27Hey, the thing about Laura Palmer and the karateka is that it wasn't like that.
24:31Yes, it was like that!
24:32What if I leave and you stay here commenting on the show by yourself?
24:34Well, don't be like that.
24:35Laura Palmer was killed by a karateka and that's it.
24:38Hello, Dr. Vilches
24:39Go to the central hospital to get some stitches.
24:41I'm a lifeguard!
24:42Hello, lifeguard, save yourself, we don't have lifeguards here.
25:00Hey, Marco
25:02The boy tells you that he has found your mother.
25:04And that has brought her here
25:05Seriously? Have you found my mom?
25:07Is it here?
25:08I can't believe it
25:09I'm very nervous
25:11I'm finally going to be able to hug her again.
25:13Marco, your mom is waiting there behind the door
25:15So let's call her in.
25:17Do you want to say something?
25:18I don't hold a grudge against him for abandoning me and leaving me alone with a stupid monkey.
25:21But that's me
25:22Of course, he could have left me with a maid.
25:25Come on, let it come in.
25:26Come on, come in, Marco's mom.
25:27Come in
25:28Your son is waiting for you with open arms
25:30Look how pretty she has become
25:31If my mother is very pretty, I knew she was half
25:34What a beautiful dress
25:35How poor we were
25:36And to spend on a dress if I had one, right?
25:38Come on Marco, give your mom a kiss.
25:40To me, man, who is a man
25:43Okay Marco, it was to see if it worked.
25:45But I see that you have realized
25:46My mother had a mustache
25:47But not this huge mustache that the friend brings
25:50Hi, a lot of people mistake me for MacGyver.
25:53Because I always escape from all dangers
25:55With my genius for inventions
25:57Hey, by the way
25:58It smells really bad here
25:59Like garbage that hasn't been taken out
26:01For days now
26:01Like a dead dog
26:02In my colony, unfortunate
26:05What does this test have?
26:07That everyone likes
26:09You sit opposite
26:10And it's like the cinema
26:11Controls everything
26:12It's a hallucination
26:13It's like a personal computer
26:15It's the karaoke test
26:16I already know that the original song
26:18It rhymed better
26:18But you can't deny that he sang really well, right?
26:20Now it's your turn to sing
26:22I want tigers to sing
26:24Tigers, lions, lions
26:26They will all be pirates
26:27Today's first karaoke contestant is
26:30No more, no less than
26:31Steve Burkel
26:32But Steve Burkel wasn't white.
26:34Well, it was the only body treatment that Michael Jackson
26:37And Steve Burkel will have to sing the theme song.
26:40From the mythical series
26:41Charlie's Angels
26:42Let's listen to him
26:44Although it seems that Steve doesn't remember the lyrics very well.
26:47Yes, it's very easy, pirate.
26:49Let yourself be carried away by the music
26:52Let's see how it goes
26:54Let's see
26:54Charlie's Angels
26:56They are three aunts
26:57That they are very good
26:59A brunette, a blonde
27:00And another brunette too
27:02And they are very hard
27:03The one I liked the most was Farrah Fawcett
27:07You're very silly, Steve.
27:09Made tune, had no lyrics
27:11We have deceived you
27:12His boss is Charlie
27:13But it never comes out
27:14That has no letter
27:15What is a trap song?
27:16How bad I am, son!
27:18Get out of here!
27:19I don't want to see you again!
27:21Wretch!
27:23What more of the following!
27:24The following is a V-shaped lizard with human skin
27:27To the one who liked the land so much
27:29Who stayed to live here
27:30As he is an alien we have given him an easy one
27:32The 1, 2, 3 tune
27:34One, two, three!
27:37Here it is!
27:38One, two, three!
27:40One, two, three!
27:42One, two, three!
27:44One, two, three!
27:44One, two, three!
27:44What are you doing?
27:45I like raw rats
27:47They are very good
27:49You got Rupert!
27:51What a case, you bastard!
27:52As?
27:53You're going home without a prize.
27:54Well, we're going to give you a consolation no.
27:57Damn lizards!
27:58Get out of here, you bastard!
27:59You're going to invade your mother!
28:02And now let us receive with a loud ovation
28:04To the next contestant
28:05Because it is...
28:06Heidi!
28:07Hello everyone!
28:07How are you?
28:08Currently
28:09Heidi is a very famous opera singer
28:11And he lives happily next to his lifelong love.
28:13Pedro!
28:14Now you will have to sing the Comando G song
28:16Come on, Heidi! You can start whenever you want.
28:19Hit it hard, Heidi!
28:26But that's right, pirate!
28:38But it wasn't like that!
28:44Pear, there is a war between planets!
28:48Don't have mercy on G!
28:51Come here! Give my regards to Clara!
28:53Tell him to call me when he wants to repeat what happened that night!
28:57Tell him!
28:59So you're an opera singer? Can you sing me something?
29:02That?
29:03A serenade!
29:04Well, Pepe, I'm going to sing you something, but don't get your hopes up.
29:06Stop, stop!
29:14You wake up all the neighbors!
29:16Do we already have a winner of the war?
29:17Yes, Marco, he's about to come in.
29:19Don't tell me yes
29:20That the first television war has been won by a TV clown
29:23My goodness, if he stays, he'll come apart.
29:27Watch out! Watch out, we're going to get run over!
29:29You know what, Amedio?
29:30This guy made my day.
29:31I don't care about finding my mom
29:33I am happy
29:33Because the clowns on TV
29:35They always made people happy
29:37I sang all his songs
29:39Watch out, he's coming back!
29:40What does it matter to us!
29:41This clown is a little older
29:42Let's see if he's going to have an attack from so much effort.
29:44How funny it is, isn't it?
29:46Very good, very good!
29:47A round of applause for the winner!
29:48Now rest, grandpa, you're going to have a heart attack!
29:50Or as it is said in Japanese
29:52Goodbye, Don Pepito!
29:53Goodbye, Don José!
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