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00:00I just say, Long live the yellow sea!
00:03I am very happy to be in this program.
00:06very difficult and fun.
00:10I love the yellow sea!
00:30Welcome to the only program on world television
00:35where those who suffer the hardest blows triumph.
00:38We made a great effort today.
00:40It says it very clearly there.
00:41Wow, what a huge effort we have made!
00:43We have spent this month's budget
00:45to attract people from all over the world to compete in yellow humor.
00:48Germans, French, Iranians, a man from Burguillo de Osma.
00:51We have everything, let's go!
00:52That's why today's program is titled...
00:54Gillow Humor!
00:55In English, so everyone can understand it.
00:57Hello, my friends, how's it going?
00:58And what are you laughing at?
01:01I haven't made any jokes yet.
01:03It's for this one, it's for Chucky,
01:04that I learned English for today's program
01:05and he's telling me the funniest things, you know?
01:08I'm laughing my head off!
01:10Well, say something, right?
01:12Say something in English, Chucky, come on!
01:14Ande Oscar Goes, you?
01:16That reminds me of the great injustice of academia.
01:18when they didn't give the Oscar for yellow humor to the film.
01:21And what are you laughing at now?
01:23I don't know, it just makes me laugh.
01:26It's very bad, huh?
01:27It's terrible, Junior.
01:28Come on, baby, present the program.
01:30Okay, boys!
01:31All at the same time!
01:32Come on!
01:36Petro Villa!
01:37Since it's not English, I'll say it in French.
01:39I'm the worst thing I've ever seen!
01:40Very good, very good!
01:44Tani, don't worry, I'll help you!
01:46Yes, help me a little, but only a little, okay?
01:48Do you like my uniform?
01:50Yes, it's very good.
01:51But let's see who has the biggest dragon.
01:52Let's see, let's show it.
01:55Damn, you got it!
01:56It's just that I weigh 20 kilos more than you, Tani.
01:58You're a smart one, yes.
01:59Well, friends, this is going to help me present today.
02:01Hi how are things?
02:02Nice to meet the kids.
02:04Pull, pull.
02:04My name is Tano.
02:05What's he throwing away?
02:05What's he throwing away?
02:05What's he throwing away?
02:06Pull, pull, pull.
02:07Hey, you have something on your nose, huh?
02:08You have to come home sound, I'm telling you now.
02:10Don't worry, Tani, I'm blowing my nose.
02:12Have you seen what we have here?
02:14What a bunch of apia this kid has?
02:16Tani and her co-presenter, Tano, have noticed this girl's curious attire.
02:21She is an American who has been told that yellow humor causes many infections.
02:26And since she didn't have a mask on hand, she ripped off the sleeve of her husband's suit and made a homemade mask.
02:32But this good woman is not the worst we have here today.
02:35No, today we have with us a victim of the 1980s.
02:39This boy, because he is a boy, Swedish to be more precise, was captivated by the music of Alaska and the pegamoids.
02:45The poor guy thinks blue hair is still cool.
02:47Oh, what a shame, how much damage the 80s have done.
02:50You're going to tell me, I'm still wearing leg warmers.
02:53Okay, pintrofilla, enough with this nonsense. Just get settled, we're going to get started.
02:57Now we have to make them run away like crazy, like headless chickens.
03:01And the trick is this.
03:02Be quiet and listen, be quiet.
03:05Anthurium!
03:09Dolores, what advice do you have for these contestants from all over the world?
03:13Don't be afraid of Pain, because Pain is fun, it's our friend, but above all, don't hold back...
03:18Go for it!
03:19Go for it!
03:19Hi, I'm Pepita and I'm very excited to be here at Humor Amarillo, with these fantastic pastries and especially because I'm going to be able to meet some of my idols, like the great taquese quitando, who I have a lot of affection for...
03:48Tani, Tani, I finally meet you! You're so handsome, Tani! Can we talk for a while?
03:53I'm in a hurry, the vet is waiting for me, you know?
03:55Would you mind doing that thing you do for me too? That thing with...?
03:58Nougat! Nougat!
03:59But...
04:00Nougat, please! Nougat!
04:03Good luck!
04:04Oh, how nice! You're so sexy, Tani!
04:06Well, I'm going, if you don't mind, okay?
04:08Thank you very much! I'll wait for you at Pepe's trailer! Don't be long, okay? I'll open the champagne!
04:14And while Pepita tries to flirt with General Tani, we'll watch how the contestants try to flirt with the buns.
04:20Yes, because we are in... Attack on the Bollazo!
04:24On this occasion, and since we're on a show with contestants from all over the world, we've replaced the traditional Japanese bun with some donuts.
04:30Let it be seen that we know how to do things well here!
04:33Of course, they are light buns, because there are many contestants from the United States with cholesterol problems.
04:38Of course, since he spends his days eating hamburgers...
04:40And to make you feel at home, instead of the typical Japanese music, we're going to play a march... a march...
04:48Hey, what music is this?
04:52And what do I know? Man, it looks like a western!
04:56That's right, a version of The Magnificent Seven titled The Magnificent Seven of the Bun.
04:59And pay attention, because the contestants are starting to lose their dignity.
05:03Like this lady, who is all-talking.
05:05Or this kid who has no problem crawling to the bottom to get the bun.
05:09If they get an infection later, they shouldn't complain.
05:11And as you can see, there are fewer and fewer buns left in the air.
05:14Well, I donate...
05:15The general also tries to help the most disadvantaged.
05:18What a coincidence that they are all girls.
05:20And here we see the concentrated and alert face of this contestant.
05:24Above all, alert.
05:26And there Tano continues, adding disgust to his sardine.
05:28I thought it was said by putting onions closer together.
05:30Then let it be.
05:31There are contestants who give their lives helping others.
05:34This one is on the verge of suffocation.
05:36The dirty guy has taken a pun!
05:38Well, the least the poor guy could do.
05:40If you're killing him, look at him, he can't take it anymore.
05:43It's a little congested.
05:45And the few contestants that remain, as each one speaks his own language,
05:49they understand each other as best they can.
05:50That wasn't a cow.
05:54It was the two contestants congratulating each other.
05:56That poor woman is going to lose her tongue if she sticks it out any further.
05:59Open your mouth, madam!
06:00Can't!
06:01But there will be more!
06:02Open it, man!
06:03It's been a long time since I've done this.
06:05Well, it's eliminated.
06:06Let him know.
06:07For not giving it your all.
06:10Are you single?
06:11Who is your dentist?
06:12Is called...
06:13His name is Dracul.
06:14Yeah.
06:14Dracul and lives in Brasilvania, the uncle.
06:18Well, go bite there, go on.
06:20Because I don't like vampires.
06:31The children in the maze have learned new games.
06:34Paco makes the fan with the chain.
06:37And Animal has promised that this time he will use his head.
06:41But not like that, man, not like that.
06:42That you're going to leave it there at the door.
06:45Pull in!
06:46We are in the labyrinth of the Chinotaur.
06:48Long live Canada and long live the mother who gave birth to me!
06:51The first contestant has just made his place of origin very clear.
06:55He comes from Canada and his mother.
06:57By the way, what is the leaf that appears on the Canadian flag?
06:59Well, it's a maple leaf.
07:01Well, I think it's more like a fig leaf, the one Dan was carrying.
07:04The one from the beginning of time.
07:06I say this because this one has gone back to the beginning.
07:08Wait, I'm going to go away for a while and I'll be right back.
07:11Yes, I'm back.
07:12Damn, I laughed so hard!
07:14I'm a robot!
07:18Yes, of course, filter, whatever you say, but keep it inward.
07:21This Yankee comes disguised as a robot to make a claim.
07:25He wants the world to know that American technology is far superior to Japanese technology.
07:29Only he believes that.
07:31What if the robot knows how to iron?
07:32Because it would be very good for me.
07:35By the Stars and Stripes!
07:36Another patriotic Yankee.
07:38Enter the labyrinth with the same arrogance that Americans display around the world.
07:43He is convinced that he will find a way out.
07:45He has already found the exit, but he has also met Animal.
07:48He doesn't know which of the two to choose.
07:50Animal quickly helps him make a decision.
07:52A bit of a one-off decision.
07:54And Animal is a Yankee and has had no compassion.
07:57And this contestant comes from none other than France.
08:00And the country that has taught the world what equality, liberty, fraternity, and baguettes are.
08:06And with that revolutionary spirit, the contestant shows us that the French don't give up at the first opportunity.
08:12No, at least the French surrender at the second.
08:14And how the Frenchwoman maintains her dignity, eh?
08:17What a fucking ass! He's a piece of shit!
08:20This Italian just insulted us, but with a smile on his face.
08:23That's what Italians have when they practice any sport, they know it all.
08:27Although it is very difficult to play dirty here, especially if you are forced to bathe.
08:31How funny the Italian!
08:33Make us a pizza, man.
08:34I don't know how to make pizza.
08:36Well, one is spaghetti!
08:38I don't know how to make spaghetti either.
08:40But if you, Boglio, I have a couple of salami sandwiches in the cart.
08:45I'm fed up with you.
08:49Another Yankee.
08:50And this one has seen too many Donald Duck movies.
08:52Something that could be very useful, because this is like Disneyland, but on a bigger scale.
08:56In fact, this could be like any Disneyland attraction, with the difference
09:00that here they give you the octopus.
09:01And after this contestant, we have a surprise that will make our viewers very happy.
09:06Will you feel closer to Humor Amarillo than ever?
09:08Long live Calimucho!
09:10Indeed, there we have the Spanish contestant, Paquito.
09:13Cheer up, Paquito!
09:14Don't let us down!
09:15But Paquito, what are you doing?
09:17Get out there, Paquito, right now!
09:19It seems that Paquito has set a trap for himself.
09:22My God, I'd rather not see it.
09:24They're going to crush him!
09:25They are preying on him.
09:27But let's listen to Paquito.
09:28Let us hear how a true Spaniard must be lost.
09:31No, please don't throw me in the water!
09:33If you Japanese love Spain, bullfighting, paella, flamenco.
09:36If you don't throw me away, I'll sing you a song.
09:38Look, he arrived on a ship with a foreign name.
09:43Well, it seems that the copla thing hasn't worked out very well, huh?
09:46And here we have a man who comes from none other than Sri Lanka.
09:50An island located next to India.
09:52So the contestant will feel at home, because this is like an island surrounded by water.
09:57Yes, especially because it is surrounded by water.
09:59Wow, the chepozo just happened.
10:01Watch out, you pilitrafilla, you're going to fall!
10:03Long live something, woman!
10:04A shy Yankee. Bad start to entering the labyrinth.
10:09Don't worry, these will take away the embarrassment right away.
10:12I don't think she's shy. She's actually quiet.
10:15Yes, it's quiet and a little silly, because it was already next to the exit.
10:18But there's no mercy for her. She's been very close to success, and now she's very close to the water.
10:24But first let's stir it up a bit, man.
10:26But be careful with that door, they're going to ruin it, but what are they doing to it?
10:29No, please, you haven't done anything. I'm a good American Christian and I don't accept it.
10:35Of course, they shouldn't do that to her. If she's a good Christian, poor thing.
10:39Wow, my boy, they've got you, huh?
10:41Say something to show that you are a good Christian and don't hold a grudge against the kids who have thrown water at you.
10:46They are miserable!
10:47And 106 fools, among whom we see a Spaniard, continue on.
10:52No, wall, go on, go on.
10:54This is incredible. I'm so grateful to be here today.
10:57It's so exciting to share these moments with men I admire so much, like General Tani.
11:02Hey, we need to focus on that wall.
11:04Oh, my idol! Please touch my penis.
11:07I mean, touch your dick and then say that funny thing you said.
11:10But what...
11:11Please, please, please, please, come on.
11:14Good luck!
11:14Oh, I'm going to have a fit! You're doing so well, Tani! You're making me so mad, huh!
11:19Hey, the caravan thing is still on, Tani. Come by anytime! Handsome!
11:24What's the dress about, thief?
11:25He doesn't know. I wear a whip hat. I'm an Indian!
11:28Ah, Indiana Jones!
11:30Have you seen it in Raiders of the Lost Ark?
11:32Yes, yes, Fernando Esteso's, of course.
11:34Here I go with the whip, Indiana!
11:36Go for it, Indiana, go hard!
11:38General Tano has disguised himself to overcome this test.
11:41Well, rather, we would say, to try to overcome it.
11:44He could lend me a whip later.
11:48To the big burger!
11:50This Yankee will be the first to debut this edition of...
11:54Hamburgers, international version.
11:56They're just like the usual hamburgers, but with foreigners punching them.
12:00And pay attention, because there we have Paquito, another Spanish contestant.
12:03He's actually a Cuban athlete, but we've quickly naturalized him to see if we can gain anything.
12:08Well, it seems the move has gone wrong for us.
12:10Ah, well we take his passport and that's it.
12:13And a New Zealand contestant enters the ring.
12:15He gets into burgers with force, with panache, with power.
12:19And he falls into the water with clumsiness, incompetence and pathos.
12:23The Swedish contestant is going to try his luck.
12:25This man, whose name is Gustav Johansson, is wearing his mother's clothes.
12:29And the funniest thing is that his mother doesn't know.
12:31Let's see how the good lady explains it now.
12:35I love that skirt, it's very flattering.
12:37Your mother is going to be very upset.
12:39Take her clothes without permission.
12:40How did you do that?
12:41Come on, apologize, come on.
12:43Apologize.
12:43Mommy, they're seeing you!
12:47And this individual who dances the jota is actually a Yankee.
12:51I see many Yankees today in a yellow mood.
12:53Too many.
12:54Oh, well, his pants just got wet.
12:56And it's a pair of pants that absorbs a lot of water.
12:58In fact, his bottom is now heavy.
13:00And the ass and pants stay in the pool.
13:03It gives him pleasure.
13:05And this pseudo cabaret singer, also a Yankee,
13:08She enters the hamburgers very excitedly.
13:10He bounces joyfully on the stones.
13:12But in that last leap he lacked faith.
13:15He jumped without confidence.
13:16And pay close attention because we have the only participant from Andorra.
13:20He is a Grand Slam ski champion.
13:23Well, he's made a mess.
13:25And he was without skis.
13:26And today we close out the burgers with this Yankee who has just arrived from the NBA.
13:31This guy plays in the NBA, but he's shorter than me.
13:34Yes, but look how he jumps.
13:35What power those haunches have.
13:36And move on to the next phase.
13:38To the joy and enthusiasm of his compatriots.
13:41Let's watch the replay of this last contestant.
13:44He moved through the burgers like he was on a basketball court.
13:47And in the end he dunked like Pau Gasol.
13:50Not like the rest of his compatriots who crushed themselves.
13:52And today in the international version of Consumo Gusto.
14:21We have the lady.
14:23Cover my breasts.
14:24Thank you so much.
14:25To Chucky.
14:26It's just that Pinky is a little sick and couldn't come.
14:29To Harry Potter's cousin.
14:31More disturbed than ever.
14:33He hasn't been to a psychiatrist for a while.
14:35The coffee bean.
14:36That he is very nervous.
14:37Because of the caffeine, of course.
14:39And to Animal.
14:40That looks like a rocket.
14:41Put the lighter in your ass and you'll see how funny it is.
14:45And I am the referee.
14:47They do this to themselves.
14:51I assume.
14:52The first to be chosen is an Iranian participant.
14:54That takes the ball out.
14:56Blue is blue.
14:57No, Piltrafilla, it's yellow.
14:59Yellow, yellow.
15:00For Chucky, come on, shoot.
15:02Chucky is terrified.
15:04Especially since he just learned that the Iranians are playing with atomic energy.
15:08But don't worry, this one is a pacifist.
15:11Yes, that's why he's dressed as a karateka.
15:13But he doesn't want to fight.
15:14I would prefer to solve it through dialogue.
15:16But of course, it is very difficult to have a conversation with a dwarf clinging to his nacasones.
15:20The Iranian man reveres his Persian ancestors and sends Chucky to fry blood sausages.
15:25And let's see how an Iranian celebrates victory.
15:27Well, like everyone else.
15:28And everyone starts laughing at the national anthem because Paquito is entering the competition.
15:32And Mrs. Paquita.
15:33Paquito will have to face the lady, much to his wife's displeasure.
15:36Paquito, what am I looking at you for? Don't be so stupid!
15:39As a Spaniard, Paquita is a jealous woman and cannot stand to see her Paquito flirting with other women.
15:44Paquito, I see you.
15:45You're messing with the lady.
15:48And with this, Paquito loses concentration and of course.
15:50He has suffered a tremendous blow.
15:52To the delight of his wife, Mrs. Paquita.
15:54And this delicate-looking Yankee has chosen the color green to dress in.
15:58And he has been given the green color to fight with.
16:00Green against green.
16:01Animal against this poor girl, whose name is Nancy.
16:04It's Nancy's first time leaving her farm in Wisconsin.
16:08And on his first trip abroad, the only thing he could think of was coming to Humor Amarillo.
16:12Animal waits.
16:13Nancy waits.
16:14Here we are waiting for everything.
16:16And pay attention because Animal shows her butt and Nancy almost falls.
16:20It was a trick by Animal.
16:21He has shown her his weak spot and Nancy almost bites.
16:23It's clear Animal is playing with her.
16:26Now Nancy tries to play with Animal.
16:28This was a mistake because playing with Animal is very dangerous.
16:32Animal when playing does not control.
16:34And he's broken a lot of toys since he got here.
16:36And be careful, Animal is using the boring fighter tactic.
16:39And now, Nancy feels like a doll.
16:42And let's see how the contestant reacts.
16:44Let's see, what does he do?
16:45My God!
16:46He's trying to bite Animal's ass!
16:48Well, right now this place of a sumo wrestling match looks like the Ringling Circus.
16:51Animal has grown tired and ends the fight once and for all.
16:54And Nancy still doesn't quite know what happened.
16:56And Mrs. Lulu Ouise-Moi arrives directly from Paris.
17:00Lulu Ouise-Moi takes out the red ball, the one belonging to Harry Potter's cousin.
17:04Oh, what are these French girls like?
17:06Of course, since they come from the country of love.
17:08The care that Harry's cousin did not like at all, which is not even a hint.
17:10Well, she keeps making faces.
17:12We'll see if Harry's cousin is fit to fight.
17:15It seems like he's having trouble getting up, as if something's forcing him to crouch down, right?
17:18Harry's cousin has never seen such a big woman in his life.
17:21He hasn't seen a woman in general.
17:23He goes to take out the circle and has a hard time letting go of the dirty guy.
17:26And in the end he behaves like a gentleman.
17:28I'm so crazy!
17:31Let me ask you something.
17:33Do you have men like ours in France?
17:35With glasses, you say?
17:36No, pathetic.
17:37Oh yes, I told you!
17:39Where are the fucking shadows?!
17:41And there we have the flag of Israel.
17:43That is, there we have an Israeli girl who eats the ball before going to fight Chucky.
17:48Chucky raises his arms and makes the victory sign.
17:51He sees it very clearly.
17:51He already considers himself a winner.
17:53But why fight anymore?
17:55Since we have this Israeli here, why don't we dance for world peace?
17:59Aren't we all human beings?
18:01Well, come on, let's dance.
18:02Very good.
18:05Come on, but no more nonsense.
18:07Fight!
18:07It's true that peace in the world doesn't last long, right?
18:10And pay attention, the contestant has Chucky by the melon.
18:14But what does it do?
18:15He's touching her ass!
18:17What a scandal!
18:17It's a dirty game to say the least!
18:19And finally the Israeli wins.
18:21Although he hasn't realized it yet.
18:22The referee has to explain it to him.
18:24What have you won, daughter?
18:25Come on, get up.
18:26What has he won?
18:26Strip!
18:27And we finish the sumo with this Yankee who has been a sailor.
18:31His friends call him Popeye.
18:33And he will have to face Animal.
18:35Nothing more, nothing less.
18:36And be careful.
18:38Attention!
18:39Popeye takes off his tracksuit jacket!
18:41This, besides being unpleasant, is threatening.
18:45Although Animal is laughing his head off.
18:46Yes, but it's a nervous laugh.
18:48Because Popeye looks like he's a fighting expert.
18:50In bar fights, especially.
18:51Animal has gotten the shakes.
18:53And if Popeye doesn't take us down with the first blow,
18:55I think we're going to see a good fight.
18:57Animal pushes Popeye.
18:59And oh, how delicate this one is.
19:01The thing is that Popeye is already a few years old and if he had carried Animal with force,
19:04today we have a misfortune here.
19:06But he has touched Grandpa's ass.
19:08And we can't wait to see Popeye again.
19:11If your family is watching the show, don't worry.
19:14He's already at the bar with his buddies.
19:15And we remember that this is a repetition.
19:17It's not like he's already lying on the floor of the bar blind.
19:20That he hasn't drunk anything yet.
19:21And 52 unfortunate people from all over the world continue competing.
19:26We are in front of the exit of Chinotauro's labyrinth,
19:29where we are going to interview one of its protagonists,
19:32the famous Juanito Calvicie, a man who should already be here.
19:35Let's see, I don't know what happened to him.
19:38Juanito? Where has that bald guy...
19:41And we come to the most geeky test of yellow humor.
19:48A test that seems like a typical joke.
19:50What are three Americans, a Colombian, and an Englishman doing in a shack?
19:55Well, it's clear.
19:57They participate in the unique and inimitable...
19:59Earthquake in Yadamoto!
20:01Only those who don't fall off their seats will move on to the next phase.
20:05It seems that Cantinflas's cousin, who is in the second row on the right,
20:08has bought all the issues so as not to be among those classified.
20:11In the second row it's already a party.
20:13They are both rolling on the floor.
20:14It seems the Colombian has fallen asleep.
20:17Normally, with this sweet rattling anyone would be amazed.
20:20And finally, two Yankees are left standing or sitting, I don't know.
20:23Of course, since there are so many...
20:25Interview the guy with the big mustache.
20:26I can take a picture of you, beautiful.
20:28Me?
20:29Yes, yes.
20:30Okay, come on.
20:31Come on, come on.
20:32Pose.
20:33Shoot, cowboy!
20:35And your phone number is...?
20:37Bye bye!
20:38And now this group of Yankee friends will tell me their strength against the earthquake,
20:43who come in singing happily and contentedly.
20:46That's how natural and spontaneous they are.
20:48We don't know why, but they are all white and they all have painted their faces black.
20:53It must be so they don't get accused of being racist.
20:55But in that case, wouldn't it have been better if they came in with a black friend?
20:58Maybe they don't have any black friends.
21:00So they are racists.
21:02Hey, don't confuse me, okay?
21:03By the way, this looks like Uncle Tom's Cabin, doesn't it?
21:07Well, more or less.
21:08Look, that smart girl allows herself the luxury of showing off.
21:11Of course, almost all of them are already on the ground.
21:12That's how I show off too.
21:14Well, in the end three were saved.
21:16I've fallen in love with the blonde, Takeshi.
21:18Boy, let's sing!
21:19Thank you, thank you!
21:26Well, these are the representatives of the most powerful nation in the world.
21:29I don't know about you, but I'm worried.
21:31Move your body, move your muscles to the rhythm of the surf.
21:55Hello, painter, where are you going all dressed up?
21:58What do you think?
21:59To a nightclub in San Francisco, right?
22:00No, man, I'm going to eat spinach.
22:03Well, go on, go on, there's a lot of spinach at the bottom of the lake.
22:05Run, find them.
22:07We have just seen the cultural distance that separates Tani and Tano.
22:11It's just that everyone relates the original Popeye with this pathetic guy.
22:14Hey, Popeye, is that it?
22:16That's it!
22:19Let's surf!
22:20How do you say here I am or Fiji?
22:23Here I am, I'm sure it's from Fiji.
22:25Well, it sounded like Castilian to me.
22:26Well, we changed the flag.
22:28Wow, that's it!
22:28We already have another Spanish competitor.
22:30Man, since we're going to cheat, let's do it with someone who wins, right?
22:34Guys, you want it all.
22:36I'm going to hold the board firmly and with my air I'm going to sniff out the obstacles.
22:40We just heard from an optimistic Australian, because, well, you can smell the PCs.
22:45As you have just demonstrated.
22:47Even a lot of togetherness can be smelled too.
22:49This one from afar.
22:50Now, what's harder to smell is the board.
22:54Come on, home, sweetheart, you've almost eaten the shore!
22:59Long live the Pharaoh!
23:01We have an Egyptian contestant who, judging by the shirt he's wearing and his mustache, could also pass for Spanish.
23:06Well, we also change his nationality and voila, we make him Spanish!
23:10Well, the Spaniard has taken such a beating that he has left his kidneys at Jerez.
23:13And be careful, many boards are dreaming about her tummy.
23:16Gosh, that's disconcerting.
23:18Hey, since it's already been said, we'll say it was Egyptian, right?
23:20Of course.
23:21That shirt isn't even cool.
23:23Hey, American Boy!
23:27The other funny Yankee.
23:29I don't know who did the casting today, but we must have brought them all.
23:33And pay attention to the first obstacle.
23:34Save the nipple.
23:36Let's see if he's so lucky with many meetings.
23:39This one doesn't dare show him his tummy.
23:41Of course, just in case the contestant climbs into the nightgown.
23:43The second nipple also bypasses it and it's amazing.
23:46Once again it is a Yankee who advances to the next phase.
23:49He is a very religious man, that's for sure.
23:50It's clear that we Yankees are the best, the best.
23:56I hope this little guy eats the ironing board.
23:58How glad I am about your defeat, really.
24:01It has fallen like a piece of junk.
24:02And here we have our friend, the Israelite.
24:05By the way, have you told him that the nipples are made by Palestinians?
24:10No, but I think he just found out now.
24:16That piz is so mean.
24:18And there we have the umpteenth Yankee who gets caught in the teeth of the shark at the entrance.
24:23I don't want to offend anyone, but this guy seems a little slow to me.
24:26Don't be like that either, don't judge the guy so quickly.
24:29But if you look, Lee, I see it slow, I see it very slow.
24:33Now as soon as he sees a lot of meetings, you'll see how he'll smarten up.
24:36Oh, I don't know.
24:37No, I think it has been worse.
24:38I said it myself, very slowly, very slowly.
24:41Man, it was slow, yes, it was true.
24:43And this one?
24:44I'm a pirate, Yankee.
24:45Well, as soon as you're done, we'll introduce you to Pinky Winky, who I'm sure you'll have a lot to talk about.
24:52Oh, I love that pink nipple.
24:54I'm going to take it home, let them give it to me in the living room.
24:56Another fashion victim.
24:58If our decor is irresistible.
25:00It's not raining fish, eh?
25:04Who do you want to dedicate your victory to?
25:06To my admired Freddy Mercury.
25:08This one's for you, champ.
25:10But Freddy Mercury is dead, right?
25:15I have to read more.
25:17The newspaper.
25:19I have to say it's an honor to be able to present humor amarillo, but it must be acknowledged that some things don't work too well.
25:26For example, the commentators on the show.
25:29Hello, Piltrofilla, I was looking for you.
25:31There are also presenters who repeat themselves more than garlic, who have few resources, who are very annoying, who don't know when to stop, who are no longer funny.
25:38But that's not about you, Tani.
25:43Good luck!
25:43Very good.
25:45Good luck!
25:46Do something else, come on.
25:47Nougat, nougat!
25:49This one doesn't understand anything.
25:51Where are you going!
25:53Good luck!
25:55Today we have a surprise.
25:57What a surprise?
25:58A pirate surprise.
25:59Look at my tattooed chest.
26:04Good luck!
26:05I'm so cool I wear glasses!
26:07You're not going to give it to me!
26:08Yes, friends, we are in...
26:11The Guns of Nakasone International Version.
26:14Well, and this Yankee begins, who has been making a lot of fun of the pirate trio.
26:18We have to say, in defense of the organizers of this program, that we insisted that this guy take off his glasses.
26:24For your own safety, more than anything.
26:26Because if you think that wearing glasses won't get you shot in the head, you're very wrong.
26:30In fact, we're trying to shoot him only in the glasses.
26:33Although the same is not necessary.
26:34And the contestant is going through a bad time.
26:37Furthermore, his back is exposed and a shot from there would be fatal.
26:41He barely manages to recover and the pirate trio is already celebrating his downfall.
26:46We'll see what happens when he receives the second golden ball.
26:49Let's see what happens.
26:50Well, I'm afraid we'll never know. It's a shame because it would have been quite interesting, don't you think?
26:56And here we have the winner of the latest Supermodel contest held in the United States.
27:00Which, as you can see, has nothing to do with what Judit Mascot does here.
27:05Well, it seems to me that this one is not going to win any more contests today.
27:08To the delight of the pirate trio, they are having a blast.
27:11Who's going to kill me?
27:12There we have JFK.
27:14Although this one is Canadian and his name is James Francis Kentucky.
27:18We've been announcing it throughout the program.
27:20We'll finally know who killed JFK.
27:23There are three guys shooting balls.
27:25I think it's pretty clear who the killer was.
27:27Yes, but he's wearing slippers. That could be a clue.
27:29A clue about what?
27:31A clue that the pirate trio isn't going to kill him.
27:33And then who?
27:34Well, himself. He jumped at the same time that he was hit with a jackpot.
27:37Well, the mystery is solved.
27:39Long live Spain!
27:40There we have the Spaniard Cudeiro, the last of our compatriots left in the competition.
27:45Because they love our country so much, they've worn two T-shirts with the colors of the flag.
27:50They look terrible on him, but the guy didn't have the budget to buy a decent t-shirt.
27:54Cheer up, Cudeiro! You can do it!
27:58Oh my God! He just got his face blown off with that ball!
28:01No! You've killed the Spaniard Cudeiro!
28:06Bad people!
28:07The cabollón is presented to you! It's mine!
28:12This soldier is going to give us a demonstration of authentic British phlegm.
28:17British phlegm? But you can tell he's terrified.
28:20That's because he's wearing his older brother's shoes and doesn't have much stability.
28:24Yes, that must be at least a 45 pinrel.
28:28Now when he receives the golden ball, we're going to be good to him, because he makes us feel sorry for him.
28:32Okay, Uncle Pirate, don't aim for his head. Aim for the golden ball.
28:36To the golden ball, come on!
28:37That's it! Very good! Much better!
28:40Well, we've been good. Now it's time to be bad.
28:43As soon as he grabs the second golden ball, we're going to hit him in the face.
28:46Come on! There's the ball, and now...
28:50Take that phlegm!
28:52Come on, have another phlegm shot!
28:53And the final phlegm! Hala!
28:55British phlegm, British phlegm!
28:58Come on, come here with those idiots!
29:00Friend!
29:00Yes, they even call him a friend.
29:02And there we have a German contestant with Christmas balls hanging from his head.
29:06Well, let's shake the tree a little, come on.
29:09Come on, shake it! Take that!
29:11But he has it and without mutation!
29:12He tucks the ball into his jersey and kicks forward!
29:15I think it was the hit that hit him in the head that made him react.
29:18I think he's more of a runner so they don't give him another one.
29:21And the German manages to cross the bridge! Merry Christmas, German!
29:24Pinky wonders if he is the father of the child.
29:27And three men and a woman run through the tunnel of love on their way to victory.
29:31How do you say pintrofilla in English? I can't remember.
29:33Well, pintrofillas! Would you like to go back to a good yellow?
29:38Well, watch out for it!
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