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00:00Attention, 4th press release on yellow humor.
00:03Hi, I'm a manager at 4. Very few people watch Humor Amarillo, so we've given it an ultimatum.
00:08If 347,580,353 viewers don't watch it today, we'll have to remove it from the schedule.
00:15You're watching it right now on 1,234. So, let's get busy on today's show, okay, guys?
00:19Oh my goodness! We have to save yellow humor!
00:30If we're not going to laugh today, run, jump, get active, and keep going. Yellow humor is back.
00:43Oh, Junior, how bleak the future of Humor Amarillo is!
00:46Oh really?
00:47Oh no, I haven't taken the cover off the telescope!
00:49And what can we do?
00:50To take it away!
00:51No, I mean, to save the program!
00:52You leave it to me, I've already thought of everything.
00:54Look, I'm going to hit you with the spyglass.
00:56Takesi, I'll show you something!
00:58Okay, come on, show it to me.
00:59You'll see, I think this will raise the ratings.
01:01Sure?
01:01Yes, yes, you'll see, look, how cool.
01:04But what is this?
01:06Do you like it?
01:06But Junior.
01:08You're a cheerleader, Takesi!
01:10This is sure to boost the show's ratings!
01:12Oh my goodness, how I'm getting!
01:13I'm getting sick!
01:15Well, you're going to get even worse when you find out you're paying for this with your credit card, Takesi.
01:19I think with this we already have at least 100 million viewers, Takesi.
01:25Only 100 million viewers?
01:27I expected something more.
01:27For 200?
01:29And if we make them strip, then we'll sweep the audience off their feet.
01:32But this program is for children, they can't get naked.
01:35I'm already pissed off, man.
01:36Petrophias, as an old Yaolin monk told me, rats are the first to abandon the sinking ship.
01:43So which one of you is a rat?
01:45Look who's come.
01:49If they are the NGO, let's save yellow humor.
01:52We need donations!
01:53Well, I'm sorry, but I don't have any loose change.
01:55You designed the uniform.
01:57Yes, it's cool.
01:59They are garbage bags.
02:01My goodness, if you are the saviors, we are lost.
02:04I can't believe it.
02:06He is the son of Juanito Calvici.
02:08You're as strong as your father, kid.
02:10I was thinking that since you're such a cool bunch, you could do something really geeky to boost your ratings.
02:14Come on, go ahead!
02:16Pirates!
02:17Pirates!
02:19Give it a go! Give it a go!
02:21Are you coming to my caravan?
02:23I have the Chinese cudeiro.
02:25And now all together, you can take our lives, but you can't take them away...
02:28Yellow humor!
02:30Let's go!
02:31To melon!
02:35Petrofia, do you think this will increase the ratings?
02:37By the way, I have too much style for a geek like you to imitate me.
02:41I'll show you how it's done, for free!
02:45Look, pay attention, look!
02:47To nougat!
02:53Dolores, do you think today will be the last yellow humor?
02:56I hope not, because I don't want to be unemployed and then have a hard time finding a job,
02:59because the only thing I know how to do in this life is say...
03:01Go for it!
03:02And we're going to start off strong by unveiling the Mega Doors of Panic.
03:13A test that cost us our entire year's budget.
03:16Our salaries and we have even had to take out a mortgage.
03:18At the gates!
03:20And the Megagates of Panic begin.
03:22All the contestants rush headfirst towards them to be the first to reach the finish line.
03:26This test has a trick.
03:28And now that the contestants can't hear us, we're going to tell you.
03:30It's very easy. You position yourself behind some idiot who keeps banging against the doors.
03:34and so you save yourself the trouble and you see which ones are good and which ones are bad.
03:38To make this test more flavorful, we decided to add a pinch of salt.
03:41Or rather, a pinch of flour.
03:43Because when the contestants reach the end of the doors,
03:46If they didn't have enough, they will find themselves in a pool of flour.
03:50In which they will have to look for some balls.
03:52Only those who find a ball will advance to the next phase.
03:55But the news doesn't end here, right?
03:56Because today we also have the exclusive world premiere of the Red Camera,
04:00which is a camera that no one else in the whole world has.
04:02But what is this Red Chamber?
04:04Well, look, a camera behind the net. Look, how cool.
04:07Okay, I think we've been scammed again.
04:10And watch out, because that chicken has slipped and accidentally opened the door.
04:13Door leading to the final obstacle, overcoming the henchmen.
04:17It's as easy as ignoring them and continuing on your way,
04:19because my goodness, they are useless.
04:21Some come to the pool to look for balls.
04:23And others start making a cake.
04:25Let's now connect to the Megapuertas General Traffic Directorate's screen center.
04:29Well, there is fluid traffic on the central highway,
04:32but there is a huge traffic jam at the south exit of the gates.
04:35Thank you very much, display center.
04:37Attention, the henchmen have stopped a contestant!
04:39Oh no, I already missed you.
04:41And while some still can't find the balls,
04:43Tani has gotten down to work.
04:45And he's helping the contestants.
04:47It's not that so little is killed by helping,
04:49But hey, there's the man, putting on his lost boots.
04:51Although this girl has made many more losses,
04:54that came with a newly purchased Agatha Rue de la Prada outfit.
04:57Like the henchmen, which is to stop the contestants.
04:59They can't, we've told them to at least spank them a little,
05:03give them a hard time.
05:04Well, they've gone to torment the poor, dirty girl.
05:06Let's send Pepe to consult her, come on.
05:09Pepe, comfort her, run.
05:11Hello, dirty girl, are you okay?
05:12Well, until you came along, boy.
05:15Well, look, the whistle indicates that the test is over, you have lost.
05:18Shut up, you bore! Look how I look!
05:20How they have made me!
05:22Do you want to play flour war?
05:24Here, flour!
05:25I've got her in the gutter, this one!
05:27With this look, you probably won't even invite me to your bed, guana.
05:30The truth is that I don't care about you.
05:32And you?
05:32Get away, Satan!
05:34Go away, devil!
05:35Oh, look how you've made me!
05:37You've stained my entire suit.
05:38You've been a bad girl.
05:39And you know what I do to bad girls?
05:41Do you know?
05:41Tell me, tell me!
05:42So I do this to them!
05:43Take!
05:44I want to be like Spiderman!
05:50I want to be like Spiderman!
05:52I want to be like Spiderman!
05:54Okay, yes!
05:54Takesi Jr. has prepared a musical comedy routine to boost ratings!
06:06Let's see it, come on!
06:07Good night, good night!
06:11Joy, joy!
06:12And now let's get on the bike!
06:20Has it been good, Eta, has it been?
06:22Did you like it?
06:23And after this silly thing, Humor Amarillo's audience stands at 851 viewers.
06:28If you don't wake up, you'll all go out into the street, I'm telling you.
06:32Let's save Yellow Humor!
06:33Don't let it die out like my tribe did!
06:35All together, we can!
06:38Come on, let's save him!
06:41Here I go!
06:42Today, surfing on the ironing board, the contestants will try to boost the ratings of Humor Amarillo.
06:47And how will they do it?
06:48Well, very easy, by hitting each other.
06:50For example, with this contestant's, the audience has increased a lot.
06:55Oh, what a blow!
06:56Well, look how he climbs with me.
06:58Come on, girl!
06:58Together we can save this fun program.
07:01Thank you so much.
07:02Although you will have to wear a neck brace for the rest of your life.
07:04If you don't give up first, of course.
07:07I'll give it my all!
07:09Little pill there!
07:09The camera is there!
07:10Look!
07:11I'll give it my all!
07:12Look what a joke the director is up to.
07:14Just as Luda told him, he switched the camera back on.
07:16Come on, stop messing with the kid who belongs to the NGO.
07:19Let's save Yellow Humor!
07:20And what do you have to do to join that NGO?
07:23Well, you have to take out life insurance and then come to Humor Amarillo and leave it all behind.
07:27And when you say leave it all behind, you mean this, right?
07:31I'll pass this test! Of course I will!
07:34No, Pildrafilla, no! We have to punch to increase the ratings!
07:36There are always people like this who go around dressed as Mr. Potato, who want to ruin everything.
07:41Since he doesn't like the program, he wants it removed so they can put in a heartfelt one.
07:44And that's why he tries so hard to pass the test, so that people at home don't laugh and change the channel.
07:49But it won't get them to remove Humor Amarillo.
07:51I hope so, because if not we'll be unemployed.
07:53You have to be there!
07:56Just like Superman saves people, I would save Humor Amarillo!
08:00Could you have worn a cape that wasn't the Union Jack, man?
08:03He probably stole it from the embassy and now we have a mess.
08:07Well, thanks a lot for your effort, kid.
08:09And you're going to return the flag, go on.
08:12What do you want me to do, Ben?
08:13Well, look, it would be nice if you tripped and hit yourself hard.
08:17Ah, yes, unintentionally.
08:18So it doesn't show that you're doing it on purpose?
08:20No, but let's see, you trip and fall into the water.
08:23Don't stay on the table, we're not doing anything.
08:26Let's see, this one still doesn't get it.
08:27He has stumbled and fallen, but on the platform of many meetings.
08:30There is no show here.
08:32Wait, wait, what do you mean there's no show?
08:33We're going to give the people a good dose of spectacle.
08:36Come on, that girl is in the water.
08:38Didn't you want to do whatever it took to save Humor Amarillo?
08:40Well, come on, you're already doing it.
08:42With this we should have more audience than the sub-zero challenge.
08:45But don't let it stop!
08:46That's it, don't stop it!
08:47Don't stop, you little rascal!
08:49For this girl, Humor Amarillo is her life.
08:51And he says that if they take it away, he'll kill himself.
08:53Well, it seemed a bit exaggerated to me, but...
08:55One moment!
08:56Hey, girl, you're going to kill yourself!
08:57Jump off the board!
08:59Oh my goodness!
09:00You could have left your head there.
09:02The little you have, of course.
09:04But thank you very much for your efforts.
09:05I did well!
09:07You're not going to take it off anymore, are you?
09:09Another kid from the NGO, Save Yellow Humor, with his signature uniform, the garbage bag.
09:14She was previously a member of the NGO, Save Them and the Weaker Sex, the series by Ana Obregón.
09:19But he couldn't do anything and the series ended up disappearing.
09:22From that day on he swore he would never fail again.
09:24With that he launches himself shouting Banzai and...
09:27And he just ruined our set.
09:29Now I understand why they ruined the Obregón series.
09:32And here comes the third member of the NGO, let's save Humor Amarillo, which is already struggling to get out, poor thing.
09:36Well, imagine, if it's hard for him to get out, what's going to be hard for him is surfing.
09:41Well, I don't know, but I think what this kid needs is an NGO to save him.
09:47Let's go!
09:48This girl has told us that she has the secret to boosting the ratings of Humor Amarillo.
09:52To start with, she wears her school dress and then shows us her panties, which are red by the way.
09:57And to finish the performance, he swallows the nipple completely and goes into the water.
10:00I think this has connected millions of viewers with Humor Amarillo.
10:04Well, with the reruns, many more millions of viewers will surely arrive.
10:08In slow motion we can see the color of the girl's panties.
10:11And be careful, we have a demonstration in Humor Amarillo.
10:14Don't take down Humor Amarillo! Don't take it down!
10:16I haven't taken a girl to my caravan yet.
10:19And if you take it away, I'm sure I'll never lose my virginity again.
10:22Please have some kindness for a poor unfortunate reporter.
10:25Okay, Pipi, we support you. I didn't make an anchor.
10:27No one will silence me!
10:28And if you take it away, I will give it to you like this.
10:34It's an ad from Pepe Livingstone, the Wilson reporter.
10:45Take a picture of me!
10:47Come on, Tani, stop posing, things aren't right for nonsense.
10:50I'm super nervous.
10:51Of course you're nervous, kid, because if the ratings don't skyrocket in less than 20 minutes,
10:55These may be the last spring rolls.
10:58Look, you heard the word last and panicked.
11:01I'm a dressmaker!
11:03This kid is a MOBA designer and he wears his own designs because no one else wants to, of course.
11:08Well, I don't know if it's sadder as a designer or as a model.
11:12Great full motil!
11:14It shows, it shows. Because you have to step well before you start.
11:17It also appears in your agile movements.
11:19And only a model can fall with the style you have done.
11:23Okay! You got me! I wasn't a model!
11:26Tani is ugly!
11:27Shut me up, you brafilla!
11:28This contestant has made a fatal mistake.
11:30He insulted Tani and there is a price to pay for that.
11:32Because Tani has cast her terrible evil eye on him.
11:34And there are the consequences.
11:36And not for nothing, but if Tani is ugly, go on about you...
11:39Tani is so handsome!
11:40This contestant did not want to suffer Tani's evil eye,
11:43But Tani throws it at him anyway, because she doesn't like men who flirt with her.
11:46And the contestant now knows he has no chance with the love of his life.
11:51I'm a dancer!
11:52This girl has a promising future in the world of dressing.
11:55Rather, he had a promising future,
11:57because he just left his leg in the roll and will never be able to dance again.
12:02Let my pretty face be seen well!
12:03Well, look, so you can't see it, we're going to cut into this general shot and it'll bother you, kid.
12:08And we also want your pretty face to take home a nice gift from its visit to Humor Amarillo.
12:12Come on, since you managed to get through, we'll let your face be seen!
12:15My goodness, it would have been better if we hadn't done that!
12:17I'm wearing camouflage!
12:18Well, as far as I remember, camouflage uniforms are not like that.
12:21Yes, yes, it is camouflage, look.
12:24It is the same color as dirty water.
12:26You can't even see that it's there.
12:28Clap your hands!
12:29Figs and little captives, you piltrafilla!
12:31This kid who wears his pants under his armpits is the creator of the song Palmas Palmitas.
12:35The billionaire, thanks to the copyright, has still been eliminated.
12:39Because billionaires cry too.
12:41I'm a bungler!
12:42Hey, since you're here, see if you can fix a roll that doesn't seem to turn right.
12:46It's that one up ahead, see if there's anything on it, please.
12:49Well this seems to be perfect there.
12:51Yeah, it was meant to trick you, to get you to punch, to boost the ratings.
12:56I want to be like Spider-Man!
12:58I want to be like Spider-Man!
13:01I want to be like Spider-Man! Yes, yes!
13:03Yes, yes, yes!
13:09Takesi!
13:12Takesi, I've got the latest ratings data!
13:15They are bad!
13:16Takesi!
13:16Where are you, Takesi?
13:18Takesi!
13:19Yes, on the back, please!
13:21Takesi, you're back there!
13:22Bubbles, bubbles!
13:24Look what a day I've had, Junior!
13:29Girls in swimsuits always get the audience up.
13:31Do you think so, Takesi?
13:32Of course, Junior!
13:33This is a miracle cure!
13:35Things are really bad, Takesi!
13:36Viewership plummets!
13:38I can't believe it!
13:39You have to do something, Takesi!
13:41Anything more than having these chicks in swimsuits?
13:43Man!
13:44If you believe, I have been my naked body.
13:46So...
13:46And after teaching girls in swimsuits,
13:49Humor Amarillo has reached 5,467,321 viewers.
13:54The creators of Baywatch already said it.
13:56You take out girls in swimsuits and forget about everything else.
14:00Paco Peluca laughs like an animal.
14:02Hello!
14:02From spending so much time with Pinky, I've acquired his mannerisms.
14:06Pirate!
14:07Panito laughs at the guy next to him.
14:11It is no wonder, on the other hand.
14:13What a face!
14:14Well, I don't know what you're laughing at, because this is serious!
14:16We are the juicis!
14:20We are the judges!
14:21This is the blonde or something like that!
14:24Hey, Pinky, what was I thinking?
14:26Could you lend me 5 euros?
14:27Don't have!
14:28You're a rat, Pinky.
14:29It's that then you want to leave.
14:31Rat!
14:32I left you the euros later.
14:34Come on!
14:35Look at this, huh!
14:36We can't let them take this program away!
14:38So to get 10 euros we're going to be very beastly!
14:41That's the strategy of the bad guys' team!
14:43They're going to be merciless with the contestants!
14:46And let's hope that works to increase the number of viewers, please!
14:49This poor guy is already making me feel sorry for him before he even starts!
14:52What a mess he's going to get!
14:53But, but this is being beasts!
14:56But they are getting away from it!
14:57Don't worry, those are the bad actors!
15:00Now come the stars of the team!
15:01The blonde of the boat and animal!
15:03They knocked him down without flinching!
15:05Damn, what a psychopathic face that animal has!
15:06I'm older, so don't be too hard on me!
15:09Elders must be respected!
15:11They say it everywhere!
15:13Well, it seems that grandpa is holding up well, and not only that, but he's heading straight for a wig payment!
15:19One moment!
15:19This guy has fooled us!
15:21He's a young man who has put on a grandfatherly mask to gain respect!
15:24Like the bad guys from Scooby-Doo!
15:26Come on, give it to Uncle Jeta!
15:27Come on, take it, gobbler!
15:29This is so you can benefit from the advantages of golden meat!
15:32How shameless indeed!
15:34I'll pass without breaking the bank, Rumi!
15:36For those who act like bullies, like this one, the bad guys have a very special tactic prepared,
15:41that of all of us together holding hands.
15:43It's a strategy they learned at school, when they went on field trips,
15:46and they all had to walk together so as not to get lost.
15:49Then they realized that the same thing worked for them in rugby,
15:52because they formed a wall that no one could pass.
15:54For example, what wasn't trying to sneak in between them?
15:56Well, they got together a little more and the matter was resolved.
15:58And even though the teacher always told them not to separate,
16:01If a contestant sneaked past them, they could sneak past him.
16:05Although they didn't have to run far, because the guy in question slips on his own.
16:08To the punishable for breaking the line!
16:13Daddy, tell me to let me through or I'll do this to you!
16:16Don't worry, son, I'll protect you! Come here, don't worry, come here!
16:20Juanito Calvice's son, who by the way is quite rude,
16:24He sets out to pass the test, because as we see he did not inherit his father's courage.
16:28No, this one is quite cowardly, he doesn't dare to confront the bad guys,
16:31That's why Papa Juanito says...
16:33Let the kid through, dammit!
16:34And with a push he knocks down a henchman.
16:36Leaving the way clear for Juanito Junior to pass the test.
16:39With that plug anyone can do it, of course.
16:43And finally, father and son embrace.
16:45What a lovely story, love! See if you can educate the boy, Juanito.
16:48And attention, we have trouble!
16:50Pinky has declared her love to Animal,
16:52and Animal got very angry and ran after him to release him.
16:55And with his stupidity, Animal almost killed the poor cameraman who was passing by.
17:00Meanwhile, this poor girl is attacked by Paco Peluca,
17:02who also wants to declare his love for her, but in his own way.
17:05What a cauldron of emotions on the track, please!
17:07The girl escaping from Paco, Animal letting Pinky go.
17:10He sees it without ten!
17:11I'm the best rugby player in the world!
17:16Come on, without a doubt you are.
17:18This is the last contestant of today's rugby,
17:20and the bad guys want to put the finishing touch to this test.
17:23So they're going to go after the most unfortunate person, as always.
17:26Man, it's not for nothing, but he deserves it.
17:28He's asking Gritos to give him a good beating for being annoying, a liar, and a bully.
17:33And the one who has defined himself as the best rugby player in the world,
17:37returns to the starting line.
17:38The blonde from the boat and Animal corner him and the Gore show is about to begin.
17:43Starring Animal, the blonde from the bottle and this poor guy.
17:47While Animal holds the blond in a bottle, lifts him by the feet and tries to castrate him,
17:52so that he cannot have offspring.
17:53Pepe, help me, Pepe! I want to have children, please!
17:57But one thing, do you think anyone would want to have children with you?
18:01But I'm a great catch, the best bread in the world!
18:05Junior, run, run!
18:07Junior!
18:08Oh, how nice! Keep going, keep going!
18:11Where have you gone, you bastard? We're in a crisis room!
18:15I'm not here!
18:16Aren't you?
18:17No!
18:18Let's see, if you're talking to me, what are you doing back there?
18:21Nobody can fool me, he's a smart guy.
18:23What are you doing in my bathtub, you bastard?
18:33He stole my idea, which I did for the audience, not for enjoyment.
18:37Not like you, pig.
18:38There with the aunts.
18:39The toothpick is cool!
18:42Don't believe it, kid, it's very bad, because it's the big chopstick.
18:46The toothpick is afraid that the program will end and that he will have to go on unemployment.
18:50That's why I was going to make the contestants suffer like never before, so that the test would be really cool and boost the ratings.
18:54It had to be today, damn it.
18:55Well, yes, it's a shame, kid, that you had to come to compete just on the day the toothpick is playful.
19:03Oh, from that little scream I can tell you had a great time playing with the toothpick.
19:06How are you doing, kid, with the toothpick?
19:08Chachi, tell me, Pepe, that toothpick is single, because I'm in love with him.
19:14Show!
19:16Another member of the NGO, Salvemos Humor Amarillo, is ready to put on a good show.
19:21The kid dives, does a 360-degree turn, and just as he's about to go overboard, he jumps into the water.
19:26It was a good show.
19:27But it wasn't enough! It wasn't enough!
19:31Go for the toothpick!
19:32This contestant is ready to go head-to-head with the toothpick in a duel like those in a Western movie.
19:38They look into each other's eyes, draw their swords, and once again the toothpick is the faster of the two.
19:42And Luke couldn't beat him.
19:44The toothpick cheated!
19:47I have a lot of strength!
19:48This contestant is going to test his muscles against those of a toothpick in a fight that's not even comparable to those of a wrestling match.
19:54He jumps, tries to bend the stick, but finally the stick bends and sends him into the water.
19:58And on top of that, what happens to the test afterwards?
20:00Don't do anything to me, toothpick!
20:02Well, girl, we'd like to tell you to stay calm, but the future of the toothpick and its children is at stake.
20:07And with the future of his children, who are still toothpicks, the toothpick does not play.
20:11So don't get angry and let him go a little too far with you.
20:13It wasn't anything, girl?
20:15I'm the world champion of chopstick jumping!
20:17The world champion grabs the stick, takes a deep breath, and sets out to break a new record.
20:24What I didn't know was that the toothpick had been covered in oil on its body to make the champion slip.
20:28Oil all over the body! What a pirate toothpick!
20:31Toothpick, do you remember when we were dating?
20:33Wow, she's an old girlfriend of the stick. This could get us into trouble.
20:37Of course, because the toothpick has a big heart and will surely let it pass.
20:40He let her pass, but it's a very different thing for the girl to be able to pass.
20:44She remained stuck there, between the two mattresses.
20:47And the toothpick that's been left with her shouts, come on, do it for old times' sake, take the test for me.
20:52I want you to know that I never forgot you.
20:54And the girl gets it.
20:55What a beautiful love story with a happy ending, but no bed scene!
20:59I'm not going to give a damn about the toothpick, eh!
21:01This kid is pretty peaceful and doesn't want to fight with the toothpick.
21:04So, before hitting him, he jumps straight into the water.
21:09That's pacifism and the rest is nonsense.
21:11Go for it!
21:12Hey, do you remember that toothpick was covered in oil so the contestants would slip?
21:16Yes, why do you say that?
21:17No, for nothing.
21:19Because he just poured another bottle of oil on himself.
21:21Well, don't waste oil, it's so expensive.
21:24I'm the bastard son of... Juanito Baldness!
21:27Yes, but since Juanito didn't want to undergo DNA testing, we don't know if that's true.
21:34Wow! You got me!
21:36It was all a setup! It was like living a fairy tale!
21:40You're not taking away the yellow humor! Even the waiters ask for it, please!
21:45If you take it away, we'll have huge protests.
21:48Some real chickens! Right?
21:50And on top of that I'll do this to you!
21:57How do you get rid of it? By Rocío with the deceased!
22:01This guy! This guy is stupid!
22:13This is the pirate duo's hit song that will undoubtedly help boost their ratings.
22:18Hey, how about the chorus?
22:22As we just saw, the chorus is catchy and even the contestants sing along.
22:26But what no one knows is that Dombrá, Dombrá, is a devilish song and if you sing it, you end up in the water.
22:32I shit on this pirate song!
22:35Just in case, I come prepared!
22:36Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
22:40This kid wanted to sing and knew that by doing so he would end up in the water.
22:43That's why he came with the entire Luceo team.
22:46Although it wasn't necessary, anyone can pe in that little lake.
22:48Well, it was necessary, because he almost drowned alone.
22:50I want to sing!
22:52Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
22:53Hey, it's the Chinese cudeiro, who knows he's going to die, and wants to go to the afterlife singing!
23:00That's my Chinese!
23:01Oh, he drowned, but he sang Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
23:04With this hairdo I look like Juni Travolta.
23:06You believe that, pirate!
23:08Dombrá, cosco!
23:10This smart guy has sullied the pirate duo's song by singing it his way.
23:14That's why he's going to receive a severe punishment.
23:16The pirate duo has pushed him with great malice so that he falls out of the bowl.
23:20But the real revenge will come when the kid gets wet and loses his toupee.
23:23This one is permanent.
23:24I'm not going to sing!
23:26Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
23:27This girl seems to have a bit of a brain and has stopped singing the cursed song of the pirate duo.
23:35It's obvious, you sing it, you're in the water.
23:37You don't sing it, you go to the test.
23:39How did this girl manage to stay in the bowl?
23:44You're pissed off!
23:45Well, to have done it, to have sung.
23:48Let's all go together!
23:49Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
23:52Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
23:54This girl dressed as a cow likes the song so much that she can't stop singing it.
24:00He has it in his head all day long, that's why he loses nothing.
24:03Keep singing!
24:06Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
24:09Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
24:13Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
24:15Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
24:18And we could go on like this all day, boring.
24:20I always forget the lyrics!
24:22Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
24:24Well yes, he has forgotten the lyrics.
24:27He acted like a fool to avoid singing it.
24:29I think it's about time we released an album with this song and other great hits from the Pirata club.
24:34As I am a pirate, because the world has made me that way or looking in the pirates' trunk.
24:37I buy it, how good!
24:39I'm not afraid of the song! Of course not!
24:42Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
24:43Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
24:45Juanito Calvici's son, with a strong following, sings with great joy.
24:49He knows that his father has prepared everything for him to pass the test.
24:52But against the song Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá, not even Juanito can do anything.
24:57Wow, Dad! You could have killed me now, man!
24:59I have a lot of style when I sing!
25:01Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
25:02Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
25:06Dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
25:07Well, he does have style, yes.
25:08What he has no idea about is moving around in the bowl.
25:11Water skiing is his thing.
25:14Look, skiing is coming.
25:15He tries to reconcile himself with the bowl, but it's too late.
25:18The bowl doesn't like his musical style.
25:20You have to ask me to the channel!
25:22Thanks to the catchy, dombrá, dombrá, dombrá!
25:25Viewers have soared to 122,563,031.
25:29Well, all that's left is to double that figure and you're safe, my friends.
25:45Thank you!
25:46What are you doing wrong, bolillo?
25:47Don't be so happy.
25:49But we still need to get a lot more viewers.
25:52And if we put in a new test, is that something there?
25:53A new test?
25:54Yes, pink.
25:55Come on, let's put it on!
25:57Have you ever wanted to be like Spiderman and stick to the walls?
26:00Well, in this test you can do it because that's what it's all about.
26:03Of launching themselves like a kamikaze and getting stuck to the wall of that house.
26:06Let's fly!
26:07A clarification before we begin.
26:09The contestants wear uniforms with Velcro so they can stay stuck to the wall.
26:13Because if they have to get stuck by a radioactive spider bite, no one gets through here.
26:18This one, for example, at the last minute backed out and said he was going to be Spiderman.
26:21Then he has to fight supervillains and he doesn't like that.
26:25He didn't see anything!
26:26This one left his glasses at home.
26:28But don't worry, kid, we'll let you know when you reach the wall and have to let go of the rope.
26:33On time!
26:33Look how stupid they are!
26:38Dance with me!
26:39Of course, Piltrafilla, right now! Run!
26:40This man is an expert nightclub dancer.
26:43She masters a ton of dance styles.
26:45But there is one that is his favorite.
26:46Which?
26:47The dance of letting yourself get wet?
26:49No, no, the limpet dance.
26:50Which consists of staying glued to the girls all night.
26:54Hey, how's the hearing going?
26:55Well, look, average.
26:56If you could do anything to raise it, we would appreciate it.
27:00Look how nice he is, he's worked his ass off.
27:02Well, he won't be in service for the next five years, at least.
27:05Someone has some ointment over there!
27:07It's for my crib!
27:08This suit is not cool!
27:10We would also like you to dress up as Spiderman, but it couldn't be.
27:14But you have to wear this suit, because since it's one of the 100, just when you think you've passed the test, it falls apart and you go into the water.
27:20You don't understand why you're wearing that costume, do you?
27:22I won!
27:24Sure, sure, Piltrafilla, whatever you say.
27:25This contestant has a big problem.
27:27He jumps into celebrations too quickly.
27:31And that is not advisable at all, because it ends up causing you a lot of trouble.
27:34I won! I won! Good, good, good! I won!
27:38Oh, I haven't won yet!
27:40Moral: Don't sell the shark before you've caught it.
27:43Hello, Pinky!
27:45Hello, pirate!
27:46Fancy coming home afterward to see Brockback Mountain?
27:50He got nervous with Pinky's invitation and went into the water.
27:53I'm like little Mazinger!
27:55Don't be fooled, even if you look like a robot because of that suit you're wearing...
27:58The robots don't leave their asses in the test.
28:01And robots don't feel pain, like the pain that's running through your entire body right now.
28:05Don't look at my private parts, yes please!
28:07Well, if you keep it well covered with the fig leaf.
28:10Hey, Adam, be careful. Don't eat the forbidden fruit.
28:13Well no, what it has eaten is the entire wall, which is tastier.
28:18And at this point we have to warn you that the Velcro the contestants wear on their costumes isn't Velcro at all.
28:23We did it to boost our ratings. I hope you understand.
28:26Of course, man. They forgive everything for that.
28:29Help, help!
28:30The Trajesis servants are angry with me and I don't know why, since I haven't done anything to them.
28:35If you take away a yellow mon we know this, this and this.
28:38What? Do you like it, Pepe?
28:42Well, test your own fire extinguisher, you bastard.
28:44Well, we've reached the end of the program.
28:46And for Humor Amarillo to continue airing, 347,580,353 viewers had to watch.
28:53And right now the audience is 347,580,352 viewers.
28:58Have you remained a spectator?
28:59Hello, goodbye, Yellow Humor!
29:01And here come the winners of the latest Yellow Humor show.
29:05And what about the suits, how is it that this is the end?
29:08What do you think about saying a few words of farewell?
29:11Okay, say something nice, pretty.
29:13It makes me so sad. I'll never laugh on weekends again.
29:16But hey, it was nice while it lasted.
29:18By the way, do you want to go out with me tonight, Tani?
29:20Meanwhile, in a random city, many miles away...
29:24I forgot to watch Humor Amarillo today. Let's see if it's over yet. Come on.
29:28Oh, you, you scamp! What are you talking about?
29:30Could you give me Pinky's pink pajamas?
29:32I would like to wear it on cold winter nights.
29:34Wow, at the last minute, Humor Amarillo's audience has risen to 347,580,353 viewers.
29:42What a lucky luck you have, my friends!
29:44But don't be overconfident. Like death, ratings always hold the scythe in their hands.
29:49My goodness, I speak so well that it's clear I'm a television executive.
29:52Or as they say in Japanese, oh, by the skin of our teeth!
29:55I already saw myself working with Pinky at the burger.
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