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00:05Ritchie Crawford, I told you, no candy before dinner.
00:10Oh, yeah, I forgot.
00:13Honey, now that you're a big boy, you're gonna have to learn to listen to your conscience.
00:18What's a conscience?
00:20Your conscience is a tiny little voice inside your head that tells you when you're doing something wrong.
00:27Understand?
00:28I guess so, but what about that even louder voice?
00:33Louder voice?
00:34Yeah, the one inside my tummy that says, give me candy.
00:51It's a rare condition, this day and age,
00:54To read any good news on the newspaper page.
00:58Love and tradition of the grand design.
01:02Some people say it's even harder to find.
01:06Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.
01:12Cause all I see is a tower of dreams, real love bursting out of every scene.
01:20As days go by, we're gonna fill our house with happiness.
01:29The moon may dry, but we'll smother the blues with tenderness.
01:35As days go by, there's room for you, room for me.
01:42For gentle hearts and opportunity.
01:46As days go by, it's the bigger love of the family.
02:11Here's the sugar sugar.
02:20Wow, it's Todd Helms at a new transfer stew.
02:24Isn't he gorgeous?
02:26Seems a mite tall.
02:28Probably a fatura carry problem.
02:33Hi.
02:34Hi.
02:36I'm Todd Helms.
02:37Oh, me too.
02:40I mean, I'm Laura Winslow.
02:42I'm here to apply for the waiter job.
02:44It's Phil.
02:48Oh, no it isn't.
02:49Applications are over there.
02:51Phil went out there and talked to my Aunt Rachel.
02:57Well, Laura.
03:02Laura.
03:05Gee willikers.
03:07Her hormones are stampeding.
03:11Uh, Mr. Snip-Liskey.
03:15Right this way.
03:19How are you?
03:21Have a seat.
03:27Now, um, have you ever worked in a restaurant before?
03:33You have a lovely cat.
03:41Uh, I do try to look my best.
03:43It just gives the place a sense of style.
03:45Uh, now, can you work weekends?
03:48You have a lovely cat.
03:56Mr. Snip-Liskey, what is your name?
04:00You have a lovely hat.
04:03I'm sorry, sir, but I need a waiter who can talk to my customers.
04:08Uh, uh, sir, I do hope you understand.
04:14Uh, good luck in America.
04:16You have a lovely hat.
04:23Bye now.
04:24Bye-bye.
04:26Watch that corner.
04:27Bye-bye.
04:32Uh, attention, please.
04:34If you want this job, you have to speak English.
04:48Yo, I talk good English.
04:52Okay.
04:54Uh, your name is...
04:55Look, I'll need weekends off, a month's paid vacation, and free food for me and my friends.
05:02Next!
05:18Laura, why aren't you ogling that giraffe?
05:22Steve, Todd happens to be a great basketball player.
05:25He led his old school to the state championship.
05:27Well, I was just re-elected equipment manager of the golf team.
05:33Anybody needs a putter, they come to me.
05:39Welcome aboard.
05:40Well, we have our new waiter.
05:44Yes!
05:46I mean, congratulations.
05:48Thanks.
05:52Well, I have a rival for Laura.
05:58A tall rival.
06:01Well, then I'll just buy me some stilts and a winterback.
06:10What's a three-letter word for pleasure?
06:12Men.
06:17What about fun?
06:19They can be.
06:25You will not believe what happened to me today.
06:28After lunch, I went for a jog in the park.
06:30Come on, Carl.
06:31Carl, you jogged?
06:35Well, actually, I was chasing the ice cream truck.
06:39But as I jumped the hedge, I saw something shiny.
06:43Feast your eyes on this.
06:46Ooh, Carl.
06:50Are those diamonds real?
06:51Extremely.
06:52Ooh, they must be worth thousands.
06:54Fifteen thousand four hundred and fifty.
06:59I had it appraised.
07:01Ooh-wee!
07:02It was just lying there.
07:04Not a song around.
07:05So is it ours?
07:06Are you nuts?
07:07We can't keep this.
07:09You're right, Carl.
07:10I know we can't keep it.
07:11Yeah, we'll sell it.
07:14Honey, with fifteen grand, we could take that dream vacation we always talked about.
07:18Our cab being crude.
07:19You got it, babe.
07:20Yeah!
07:21Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?
07:24Forget about the cruise.
07:27Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
07:31Now, Mother, there'll be plenty left over.
07:34I'll buy you a prettier bracelet.
07:36Less ostentatious.
07:38You mean cheaper.
07:41Now, Mama, let's not count our diamonds before they're hot.
07:44I have to turn this into the precinct.
07:46But if nobody claims it within thirty days, it's ours.
07:49Good.
07:50Uh-oh.
07:51Here's an inscription.
07:53To my precious poopsie.
07:56Well, that doesn't help.
07:57This city is packed with poopsies.
08:01Right.
08:02Let's go look at those cruise brochures.
08:04You still have them?
08:04Sure.
08:05I've been following them away on the F for fat chance.
08:08No!
08:15Twenty-three.
08:17Twenty-four.
08:18Twenty-five.
08:21Two!
08:26I feel great.
08:29Not me.
08:30I've lost Laura.
08:32Well, Steve, look on the bright side.
08:34You never had her.
08:38Thanks.
08:38But there's a new wrinkle.
08:40Well, what is it?
08:41Well, you know Todd Helms.
08:43Sure.
08:43Great ball player.
08:45Real nice guy.
08:46Babes, love him.
08:47A simple I know the dude would have sufficed.
08:51Well, what about him?
08:52Well, he's flunking geometry.
08:54Which means he'll get bounced off the basketball team.
08:57Which means his pop will ground him.
08:58Which means no dates with Laura.
09:00Which is good for me.
09:01Except Todd asked me to tutor him.
09:03Now, what do you think of them apples?
09:06What was that first thing again?
09:09Think, man.
09:11Todd's my rival.
09:12The only obstacle between me and my lady love.
09:16Steve, the only obstacle between you and Laura is you.
09:25Boy, I hold Todd's fate in the palm of my hand.
09:30Should I teach him to fly high or squash him like an insect?
09:40Mom, what's the capital of Belgium?
09:42I'll give you a hint.
09:44Which vegetable do you hate the most?
09:46The capital of Belgium is broccoli.
09:51Brussels, Judy, as in Brussels sprouts.
09:56I'll let that all sink in while I go play Nintendo.
10:03Hello, babe.
10:05Hi, honey.
10:07Any calls today about the bracelet?
10:09Not a what?
10:14Although I am sort of surprised.
10:16I mean, what with that big ad you put in the paper.
10:23Carl, you did put in the ad.
10:25Oh, sure.
10:26Full page.
10:28You popped for a full page ad in the Chicago Chronicle?
10:34Well, not exactly.
10:36What exactly?
10:38It's, uh, it's in the Amish almanac.
10:45Harriet, I'm sorry, but I really feel that we fulfilled our obligation here.
10:50I mean, we turned the bracelet in.
10:52Now it's up to Poopsie to claim it.
10:57Carl, think about it.
10:59Right now, poor Poopsie is probably crying her eyes out.
11:02Harriet, believe me, Poopsie is not poor.
11:07Well, even so, we have to try to find the owner.
11:11Then if nobody claims it, you'll have a clear conscience.
11:22Not like I did anything wrong.
11:29My conscience is clear.
11:38Is it really, Carl?
11:42Who are you?
11:43I'm your conscience.
11:45And I'm not feeling very clear.
11:49What do you mean?
11:50You haven't really tried to find the owner of that bracelet, have you, Carl?
11:56Well, I, I don't know.
12:02Hey, Carl!
12:03Don't listen to that whip!
12:05It's finders, keepers, lose, as weepers!
12:08He's got a point.
12:10Yeah, and it's on his tail.
12:18Besides, you're a police officer.
12:21It's your duty to help people.
12:24He's got a point.
12:26Yeah, on his head.
12:30Carl, cheaters never prosper.
12:33Sure they do!
12:35Look, wake up and smell the sulfur.
12:37I mean, you've worked hard and been honest all your life, and what's it got you?
12:40A second mortgage and a $10 a day donut habit.
12:44Now, just wait a minute, bub.
12:46Hey, that's beows above to you, bro.
12:53Carl, ignore him.
12:54Hey, he's naughty.
12:56Hey, butt out!
13:00Are you willing to trade your self-respect for a Caribbean cruise?
13:07Well...
13:07Dale!
13:11Dale!
13:15Daylight come and me want to go home.
13:19Oh, okay, that's enough.
13:21I'm gonna try my best to, to, to return the bracelet.
13:24Way to go, Carl.
13:27Hallelujah!
13:30Hallelujah!
13:34Hallelujah!
13:37Hallelujah!
13:37Hallelujah!
13:52Uh, Steve?
13:53Yeah?
13:54Can I talk to you for a second about Todd?
13:57Gee, Todd this, Todd that.
14:00I'm getting tired of hearing about your hot toddy.
14:03Look, Steve, I know it's a lot to ask, but I'd really appreciate it if you tutor Todd.
14:08Well, Laura, do you realize what you're asking?
14:10I'm jealous of Todd, and you want me to help him.
14:13Why, you might as well drop a boulder on my foot,
14:16shove bamboo shoots under my fingernails,
14:18and scoop my eyeballs out with a melon baller.
14:25So will you do it?
14:29Well, I'll think about it.
14:39Oh.
14:45Gee, this is a toughie.
14:47What in the devil am I gonna do?
14:50You called.
14:53Who are you?
14:55I'm your dark side,
14:57your underbelly,
14:58your worst impulse.
15:02In short, I'm your id, kid.
15:07Well, uh, what do you want?
15:10Why, to help you out, buddy boy.
15:13You've been overlooking the perfect solution to your problem.
15:17Oh?
15:18Well, tell me more.
15:22Promise the tutor Todd.
15:24Then give him all the wrong answers.
15:27Yeah.
15:28He'll be out of the picture,
15:30and then you will get delicious Laura.
15:32He, he, he, he, he.
15:33Gross.
15:37Whoa.
15:39Bad article.
15:40Is that the way you want to win Laura?
15:42Through treachery and deceit?
15:48Well?
15:50I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
15:53If Laura finds out that you gave Todd all the wrong answers,
15:56why, she'll lose all respect for you.
16:00Oh, sure.
16:01Like she respects him now.
16:09Listen, Steve.
16:11Look, I hate to keep bugging you,
16:14but I'm really desperate.
16:15I'm gonna fail math,
16:17and you're my only hope.
16:18Please tutor me.
16:22Okay.
16:25Okay.
16:25Go get your books.
16:27You're the best.
16:34Well, you're gonna give him
16:35all the wrong answers, aren't you?
16:39Now, I'm gonna give him the right ones.
16:43Aww.
16:46Hallelujah!
16:51Hallelujah!
16:53Hallelujah!
17:01All ashore, who's going ashore?
17:03Get out your shuffleboard sticks, ladies.
17:05We are shipping out.
17:07Ooh, come.
17:08Hasn't been a month already.
17:09Yes.
17:09And it's all ours.
17:11Free and clear.
17:13Just think about it, babe.
17:15You, me, moonlit deck.
17:17Starry skies, waves rushing by.
17:24Ha, ha.
17:30May I help you?
17:32I hope so.
17:33Are you the nice people who found my diamonds?
17:36No.
17:37Ha, ha, ha.
17:41Ha, ha.
17:44Mother Winslow.
17:46Ha, ha, ha.
17:47Mother Winslow.
17:50Hello.
17:51The police gave me this address.
17:54Do I have the wrong house?
17:57Ha, ha, ha.
18:01No, you don't. Please come in.
18:03Oh, thank you, my dear.
18:06I'm Eunice Peavy.
18:08I'm Harriet Winslow. This is my husband, Carl, and my mother-in-law is still.
18:11Hello.
18:12Hello.
18:12How are you?
18:13Please have a seat.
18:14Thank you very much.
18:16Over here?
18:17To the couch.
18:21I would have been here sooner, but I was on a Caribbean cruise.
18:29Oh, please. May I have my jewelry?
18:33Well, excuse me, but perhaps you'd like to describe it first.
18:37Of course. It's pave diamonds set in 18-carat gold.
18:43Well, you're right so far. Can you tell us what the inscription says?
18:48Certainly. To my precious poopsie.
18:54This city is packed with poopsies.
18:58Carl, give it up. It's hers.
19:02Here you go, ma'am.
19:03Oh. Oh. Oh.
19:09I'm so happy.
19:12Oh, it's so refreshing to discover there's still good, honest people in this world.
19:18How can I ever thank you?
19:20No, it's not necessary.
19:21No, really not necessary. Nothing at all. Thank you.
19:23Perhaps a cash reward.
19:25Oh, for money.
19:30Here's $20.
19:35$20.
19:36Don't argue.
19:38I insist.
19:41Oh.
19:42Well, ta-ta.
19:45And thank you ever so much.
19:47I can't begin to tell you how grateful I am.
19:50Ever since we lost this, poopsie hasn't eaten a bite.
19:56Uh, excuse me. Excuse me.
19:58I'm a little confused here.
20:00Aren't you, poopsie?
20:02Oh, my. No.
20:04Poopsie's my kitty cat.
20:06I'm a little midnight.
20:27Oh, hi, Mrs. Urkel.
20:29Uh.
20:31I'm sorry, Mr. Urkel.
20:35Uh, is Steve there?
20:36Oh, no, don't bother him if he's making pizza.
20:39He can just...
20:40Hello?
20:47Hi, Laura.
20:48I would have been here sooner, but you caught me in mid-twirl.
20:52Uh, Steve, you didn't have to rush over.
20:54I just wanted to tell you that Ty got a B in geometry,
20:57thanks to your tutoring.
20:59Oh, gee, that's swell.
21:01I just hope you crazy kids will be very happy together.
21:05Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just head back to Urkelhut
21:07and throw myself on the cheese grater.
21:10Uh, Steve, you don't have to.
21:13Todd and I broke up.
21:16Aw.
21:17Well, that's a crying shame.
21:20What happened?
21:23Well...
21:27All he ever talks about is basketball.
21:29I mean, he's obsessed.
21:31The only song he knows is Sweet Georgia Brown.
21:33Uh-huh.
21:34So you realize a strong mind is more important than a tall body.
21:39Well, which leaves the door wide open for yours truly being 98% brain and 2% brawn.
21:48Oh, Steve.
21:50Oh, Laura, my love.
21:51We're gonna be so happy together.
21:52Wanna go pick out our china pattern?
21:55Look, it's true I want a guy with something upstairs,
21:58but, uh, I also want a well-built staircase.
22:02Oh, well, not probably, Moe.
22:03I'll just begin a rigorous training schedule.
22:05Why, a few sessions on the muscle master
22:07and you'll be drooling over my deltoids.
22:10Hmm.
22:14Laura.
22:15What, Steve?
22:16I hurt myself.
22:18Can you carry me home?
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