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00:00Humor Amarillo ended its run in 1990 in Japan, but audiences always wanted more.
00:07That's why, 10 years after Humor Amarillo ended, the same team from the show reunited to make a movie.
00:13A film that swept the Japanese box office, but for some strange reason was never released in Spain.
00:20Today we're premiering Humor Amarillo, the film, exclusively for you all.
00:25The story begins 10 years later, with Tani, but hey, it's better if you see that for yourselves.
00:34This film is protected by copyright laws.
00:38Don't pirate it, come on!
00:39Ten years after the end of Humor Amarillo, Tani lives alone, sad and without a job.
00:44They didn't even want to take note of who was dancing.
00:47Oh, I'm so cold! And this heater I bought doesn't heat anything!
00:51It seems to me that it's a bongo, huh?
00:52I'm sure the guy at the store put it back in my pocket.
00:57Those were the days when General Tani of Humor Amarillo was there!
01:02If someone could help me...
01:05I need help! Someone help me in this difficult situation! Help! Help for a desperate person!
01:10Shut up! Shut up, you woke up the baby! What's going on? What's going on here?
01:13I'm asking for help. I'm really sick.
01:16What do you want help with?
01:17Well, here I have this envelope that will help you.
01:19It's a letter from one of your fans! Read it!
01:22But do I still have fans?
01:25Yes, and he says that General Tani should never have surrendered.
01:28Who had to continue fighting Takeshi until the end of days.
01:32That he is the most handsome and brave guy in the world.
01:34And the smartest one too, because instead of you participating in the tests,
01:37you ordered the confusing ones to kill each other.
01:39That you were the idol of an entire generation.
01:41That thousands of people want you back.
01:43That's enough.
01:44Stop, stop! You're driving me crazy! You're breaking my heart!
01:47If you don't come back as General Tani, I'll kill myself!
01:50I'll kill myself with this ham knife!
01:51No, stop! There's no need!
01:53Do you know why?
01:55Because Tani is back.
01:57Let's get to it!
01:58I can't believe it!
02:05The ham knife always works!
02:22Yellow Humor! The Movie!
02:24I'm going to put up this sign.
02:29Looking for stray kids to compete in the film's yellow humor.
02:32Take one, be my army, good woman!
02:34Give me a brochure!
02:35No, it's not advertising.
02:36You don't throw it around the corner, do you?
02:38Read it carefully!
02:39What beautiful brochures I have come out with, really!
02:41And you guys are coming from an Incerso excursion, right?
02:44Nor am I going anywhere else to look for more suckers.
02:46I need many more.
02:47For example, I'm going to stop here.
02:51No, don't throw coins at me, I'm not asking for money!
02:53Although thinking the best!
02:54Throw, throw coins!
02:56Here, madam, take this leaflet!
02:58What cool glasses this woman is wearing, right?
03:00Come on, you can come and break the yellow humor!
03:03I need general, Tania, it's quite a pain, huh?
03:06I will go to the frozen lands of the north.
03:08People saw a lot of yellow humor there.
03:10Oh, it's so cold, my goodness!
03:12Come on, yellow humor!
03:13Look, with the cape I look like Ramón García on New Year's Eve!
03:17Tania had returned, but what had become of Taquesí?
03:19And, let's go to his castle to find out.
03:24Taquesí Jr. lived large, eating only delicacies and throwing parties for friends.
03:29Until a carrier pigeon arrived with lots of news.
03:32Hey, I don't like pigeons getting into the castle, because then they leave everything messed up.
03:36Come on, talk, dove.
03:37I bring you good news and bad news.
03:39Which ones do you want first, Taquesí?
03:41You're stupid for the bad.
03:42Tania is back!
03:44Go on!
03:44And the good ones?
03:47What are the good ones, dove?
03:48What are they?
03:50That he is super handsome.
03:52Bill Trafilla is an old monk, lonely, and he told me that in movies what matters is the main actor,
03:57because the secondary characters always end up dying.
03:59Do you agree?
04:00Well now, to start the movie in style, with lots of spectacle, the drum band is going to perform.
04:10Come on, everyone clap.
04:11March, Robin!
04:17How good is this!
04:19Hey, whose idea was this performance?
04:21Well, Tani's, but it's obvious that it's quite outdated, because this... this is a bit boring.
04:26Well, a little bit... quite a bit.
04:28But the truth is that he loves it, because look how much fun he has.
04:31And that's what's important, that Tani is happy, because he's the protagonist of the film.
04:35It's one thing for him to be happy, but another for him to screw us over just because he feels like it.
04:39Well, leave him, he's General Tani.
04:41But the truth is that it was a shame that they didn't take into account those who dance, because they do it wonderfully.
04:46I'm not going to say it again!
04:50Good luck!
04:50Hello! I'm Pepe, Pepe's secret, unacknowledged daughter.
04:58And I followed in my father's footsteps and became a reporter.
05:01Well, I've also followed them in that I'm a little bit out of it.
05:03You know, I didn't want to, but that's how genes are.
05:06And now I'm going to show you some of the most spectacular moments you can enjoy in the film's yellow humor.
05:12You're going to freak out.
05:13This is going to be bigger than Mr. Rosanillo's trilogy put together.
05:16The trofilla is all good grief and has to have a good chase scene.
05:26And here we have one in the water.
05:28The contestant will have to cross these platforms until he reaches the island with these two hotties while they chase him.
05:33This is us, Takeshi's boils chasing the contestants.
05:38You're not going to get out of here alive. Look how I laugh.
05:43Let's run!
05:44They won't catch me!
05:45Welcome to the high seas chase, which is like the classic game of tag, but at sea.
05:51And running on the bellies of some turtles that are face up.
05:53And the question is, who is more pathetic, the good guy or the bad guy?
05:57I have an antenna!
05:58This guy has installed an antenna on his head that will warn him of the proximity of the henchman.
06:02When the bad guy comes closer, the antenna will go.
06:04It's coming, the bad guy has just given himself a beating that has left his back.
06:08The contestant with the antenna continues swiftly without looking back, because he doesn't need to.
06:12Your antenna warns you.
06:13Watch out, the bad guy is coming again, he just grabbed your ass.
06:17In the end, the contestant and his antenna went down the drain, but they got him on the butt, which is all very well.
06:21I'm Stigma Queen!
06:22This man is a big fan of Stigma Queen and the car chase she starred in in the movie Bulli.
06:27And he just did that chase just like that, just like that, come on.
06:30On top of that, he's resentful, so if you don't know how to do it, don't get involved with Stigma Queen.
06:35As you can see, this girl is wearing a life jacket because she can't swim.
06:39And we're in an area of the sea where you have to stand, otherwise...
06:42Wait a minute, the girl slipped and the henchman...
06:44The henchman must have fallen in love with her, because he's letting her continue.
06:48This is outrageous!
06:49Curious way to conquer her.
06:51Better make her laugh, man.
06:53Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
06:54The girl runs away and the henchman goes after her, but not to arrest her, but to declare his love for her.
07:00Reaching the girl won't be a difficult task, because my goodness, she's so clumsy.
07:04And when he's alone with her again at sea, the henchman tells her...
07:07Don't you think we could have gotten involved on this part of the shore?
07:10And when the girl says no, the henchman gets angry and tries to throw water at her as revenge.
07:15You know how men are, they can never take no for an answer.
07:19That's how they are.
07:20I've fallen in love!
07:22Wow, love is in the air.
07:23He has fallen in love with the girls at the end of the platforms.
07:27My goodness, how powerful love is.
07:28Much better and cheaper than gasoline.
07:30And it doesn't pollute either.
07:31Well, now you'll see what face he'll make when he finds out that the girls both have boyfriends.
07:36I've stumbled upon it!
07:37Come on, we're starting with the cheaters.
07:40You have to know that doping will make you run a lot.
07:42It will make you fly over the platforms.
07:44But in the end it ends up taking its toll on you, because you lose your mind.
07:47And when you're about to pass, you go into the water.
07:49Don't dope, kids! What's wrong!
07:51I'm the hero of the movie!
07:52No, no, that's a me, Piltrafilla.
07:54And there goes the hero, Muscle Man, from the movie.
07:56Of course, movie heroes are not what they used to be.
07:58He hopes the hero has chickened out and returns to Tani for protection.
08:02Pull, pull, Piltrafilla, don't be a coward!
08:05Pull, pull! So much gym!
08:06The hero sets out again, determined to prove that he can be the new Chuck Norris of the 21st century.
08:12Man, the truth is that this is more like one of those clown chases in tennis than a chase in an action movie.
08:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
08:20Mr. Chinarro would continue there.
08:23Oh, I do this because I love you!
08:25This guy has come to compete to show his girlfriend how much he loves her.
08:30And if that blow hasn't proven it enough yet, the kid is going to continue because he's very much in love.
08:36And love, as you all know, makes you do a lot of stupid things.
08:38So, when the boy finishes this test, that is, now, he's going to ask his girlfriend to marry him.
08:43Ayumi wants to marry you off to a loser like me.
08:46Want?
08:46Well no.
08:47What do you mean no?
08:49Because?
08:50This is not a good match for me, I deserve better.
08:53And now Tricillas is going to freak out!
08:55This is very nice on the water, with little boats in the background,
08:58with the collaboration of...
08:59Harry Potter's cousin, after drinking 51 coffees.
09:04The lady!
09:05Don't I look pretty in this wet tracksuit?
09:08I'm the blond mate!
09:10I'm going to see the match!
09:11The first one to make a joke with this color is doing this, this, this.
09:14Oh, how I hurt myself!
09:16The coffee bean, which like all coffee beans, cannot swim.
09:19Hello, pirates!
09:20It's not time for a swim, but I'd love to get wet with some of you.
09:25I am the referee.
09:25The rules are simple, whoever goes into the water loses, the other wins.
09:29Did you get it?
09:30I repeat it.
09:31I am the weapon with such, yes Kung Fu!
09:32Okay, okay, you scamp, stop messing around and grab a ball!
09:35Go on!
09:39It's red!
09:40You got Harry Potter's cousin!
09:42Now I'm going to practice your Kung Fu on him!
09:44Runs!
09:45The contestant who learned Kung Fu by watching Bruce Lee movies,
09:48He eagerly heads off to throw Harry Potter's cousin into the water.
09:50And pay close attention because we're going to see two hotheads in action.
09:55Tie!
09:57But instead of fighting, they shout, they look like two contented people next to you.
10:00Be careful, Harry Potter's cousin can't swim!
10:03Save me, I'm drowning, please!
10:05Save me!
10:05Nice helmet, you scamp!
10:08And the beating they're going to give him is pretty good, because he's got the lady.
10:13At least he can wear a helmet to protect himself.
10:15It's funny, the lady in that neoprene tracksuit looks much thinner.
10:19But it's still just as scary.
10:21Look, the fight begins and...
10:23The fight ends.
10:24It looks like a rigged fight, but we promise it isn't.
10:28And this happy girl takes out the yellow one.
10:31The dark color, and whose is it?
10:33From Pinky Winky!
10:35Wow, look how handsome the pirate looks with the rocks in the background!
10:38You have a picture, huh?
10:39Let's stop taking pictures, the fight is about to begin.
10:42Pinky wants to clear up any doubts about her sexuality once and for all.
10:46That's why he throws himself at the girl and grabs her like a big man.
10:49He makes her caress him, he dances with her, he likes women and that's why he grabs her so tightly,
10:54that he would spend his whole life clinging to her.
10:56But in the end his true self comes out and he throws her into the water.
11:00No matter how much you pretend, we know what you're like, Pinky.
11:02If you reveal yourself with those gestures you make.
11:06I like colacao!
11:08This girl's scream may seem incomprehensible, but it isn't.
11:11Because she just touched the coffee bean and she gets scared as if it had touched the lady.
11:16And that's because she hates coffee, she only drinks colacao.
11:19So we'll see how it feels to a good coffee bean, which is also dripping.
11:24Let's see.
11:26Well, it seems that it makes him feel bad, that he doesn't like it at all.
11:29Wait, I can't believe what I'm seeing.
11:31The coffee bean has won over the hot chocolate girl!
11:34Paint, fix, I recommend the purple ball.
11:37But, but, but, why are you so happy, girl?
11:40Well, for a simple reason.
11:41Ever since this girl saw Harry Potter's cousin on TV, she knew he would be the father of her children.
11:46Harry Potter's cousin is a little scared, because he doesn't want to be a father yet.
11:50But the girl looks him in the eyes and says, eight is enough!
11:52Harry Potter's cousin loses focus and direction.
11:56It was a cruel strategy from the girl! She was cheating on him!
11:59Because who's going to want to have eight children with this guy?
12:02And it worked. This cold, calculating woman won with such dirty tactics.
12:07She's worse than Angela Channing.
12:09This boy is very cowardly and has taken out the bright green ball, the one with the blonde from the can.
12:14By the way, he's been a bit bored lately, waiting for someone to cheer him up.
12:18Let's see if this cowardly kid can entertain you.
12:22The kid knows he has nothing to lose and goes all out.
12:29Incredible! Inexplicable too! The coward has won!
12:34Joy, commotion! Another pilot dog!
12:36And here we have an American.
12:38Oops, the yellow one! You got the yellow one!
12:40Oh, where are they!
12:41Yellow! Pinky Winky bowling! From Pirate Fighter! Pirate!
12:46Pinky is very happy because Americans love them.
12:49This American is a little strange because he imitates a professional sumo wrestler.
12:52But this has nothing to do with sumo, man.
12:55Pinky performs his most dangerous attack.
12:57The attack of the rabid monkey.
12:59And he rushes to take the American's belt.
13:01How direct this is, really!
13:03The American knocks him down and asks for a count of three.
13:06This is not the presincar, you have to throw it into the water.
13:08Oh, very well. Go get interviewed, hurry.
13:11And meanwhile, Pinky, after being the volcano, has been left feeling very well.
13:14Look at him, all he's missing is a cigarette.
13:16I don't like Pinky, but you do, give me a kiss, run.
13:19What are you saying?
13:20I don't know, aunt, because I was here in the audience because I thought this was Pirates of the Caribbean 3.
13:25But this isn't Johnny Depp.
13:26But you seem to be talking, Blum, a little, don't you?
13:28But you're fucking with me.
13:30Come on, just a little peck, come on.
13:32An almost pure kiss.
13:33Yes, of course, without tongue or anything.
13:37What a blast!
13:38Please, I've never done that before.
13:40But let's see what happens at Takeshi's castle.
13:43Oh my goodness, what has happened to us!
13:45How wicked those pirates are, they threw us into the water!
13:48A bastard beat me and look how he left me.
13:51I'll tell you why, bottle-blond, because you got too confident.
13:54You have crabs all over your body.
13:56And on top of that, she gives me the dye!
13:57I can only say that women are bad.
14:00And you are very stupid, really.
14:03Citrofillas, every good movie has to have those moments of terror.
14:06And here we will have many and very large ones, when it seems...
14:09This monster!
14:12The giant snake at the beach hotel pool!
14:16To terror!
14:18I'm not afraid of him!
14:19Man, I should, kid, because in horror movies the first one to die is always the black kid.
14:24In case you haven't noticed, from his arms and legs, this one is actually white.
14:27But it was painted on purpose to show that he is not going to die first.
14:31Look, he's even showing off.
14:33Well, off we go, into the water!
14:34The first to crack it.
14:35The same thing always happens in scary movies.
14:38Get away from me, evil one!
14:39My lord protects me!
14:41This kid is the young exorcist.
14:43And he's come ready to fight the giant snake in the beach hotel pool.
14:48That?
14:48Let's explain the name to you.
14:49The snake lives in the pool of a hotel next to the beach.
14:52And of course, it eats up the vacationers and that causes a lot of problems.
14:55That's why the hotel dummies called this exorcist.
14:58But I think they should have called the ghostbusters.
15:01I'm the hottie in the movie!
15:02In every horror movie there are always hot chicks.
15:05By the way, after the black boy, they are the next to fail.
15:08Of course, because its function is purely decorative.
15:10They show a little bit of flesh, they show that they have no idea how to act.
15:14And then the monster comes out and kills them.
15:16Hey, this girl acts worse than Paris Hilton!
15:20Hey, I had to play dead!
15:22You will remember this American because he beat Pinky Winky in sumo.
15:26He is very patriotic and that's why he always likes to wear his country's flag in his mouth.
15:30Curious form of patriotism.
15:32Should I tell you another place where it is usually placed?
15:34No, leave it, I can imagine.
15:35But it's better not to swallow the banderilla when it falls because it could choke.
15:39Well, I think I'll swallow it all the way.
15:41I'm the nice grandpa!
15:42Let's recap.
15:44In the Peris de Terror the black boy dies first,
15:46then the hot aunt is followed by the nice grandpa.
15:49That is the character who knows the whole truth,
15:51but the one that no one believes tells them
15:53I know how to kill the snake, because in my youth I killed one.
15:56And the others tell him
15:57Come on, shut up, nice grandpa!
15:59In the end, the grandfather remains silent and ends up drowning in the pool.
16:02And the poor guy's face is left full of sadness.
16:05I will avenge my husband!
16:07This American woman wants to avenge her husband, who died after choking on an American flag.
16:11Well, not for nothing, but her husband was cheating on her with the reporter.
16:15Well, the American woman is thinking of getting back at her husband by hooking up with Tani.
16:19But Tani already has a wife and also seven or twenty-five lovers.
16:23And will Tani have children?
16:24Pinky Winky is rumored to be his.
16:26Well, this is more like a soap opera than a horror movie.
16:28Oh, by the way, the American has passed.
16:29I'm dating someone!
16:30Man, the one who knew Kung Fu and saved Harry Potter's cousin from certain death.
16:35Just a moment, just a moment.
16:36Don't tell me he's allied with...
16:37No, no, no, no, no, that's not possible.
16:39Although thinking about it, the two of them looked very close in the water.
16:42Let's do one thing.
16:44Let the giant snake finish this guy off so we can interview him.
16:48I'm freaking out just imagining it.
16:50It's time to know the truth.
16:52Why are you so happy?
16:58Because of love, I am very happy.
16:59What a mess.
17:00It's a gift from my partner.
17:02Better not tell me kinés and dance.
17:09Yoko Hamas Airport.
17:10Last call for yellow monkey travelers.
17:12Hello, here I am with those who have passed the tests and are going to Osaka to continue competing.
17:16Let's see if there is a guide to the palm at once.
17:18But since they're already leaving and I haven't hooked up yet, I'm going to do one last round.
17:21Are you messing around with me?
17:22The truth is I can't.
17:23I'm about to get on a plane and I can't.
17:25I'm so sorry and I can't.
17:26And you?
17:27I liked your father, not you.
17:29And you, cuckold of an American woman?
17:30You're my girl.
17:32Well, here I am, composed and without a boyfriend, like Lina Morgan.
17:35Come on! See you later, fatso!
17:37By the way, the contestants travel in the hold with their suitcases.
17:40Don't you believe we bought them a ticket?
17:42Hello, I'm the reporter from Osaka.
17:44I got the role after auditioning for over 3,000 people.
17:48My goodness, how could we send it to them so that they would choose me?
17:51I'm going to tell you how I won the casting.
17:53I threw myself against a door, like the doors of panic, and broke my hand.
17:57The casting people went crazy when they saw me.
17:59And of course, they gave me the role.
18:00And now let's see some of the best moments of the movie.
18:03Oh, how this hurts!
18:04Let's play a sport that I invented, man.
18:14It's called basketball and it's a lot of fun.
18:17Yeah!
18:18We find ourselves in the incomparable setting of Osaka.
18:21I said Osaka's incomparable setting.
18:23Very good, that's how I like it.
18:24And the contestants have come here to play basketball with their fans behind them, of course.
18:28Well, you can cheer up now, because the little game that Animal invented is a real challenge.
18:33It consists of catching the ball that he throws with that net that they carry.
18:36In all sports movies, the main characters have a terrible time in the final match, but they always end up winning in the last minute.
18:43Look, you can say what you want, but this test is practically impossible, because which of these idiots is going to catch a ball at that speed with a net that cleans the pool?
18:52Man, it's going to be tough, but I think someone will get it.
18:54But don't say it too loudly, because if Animal sees that you're criticizing his test, he'll hit you.
18:58Come on fans, we can't hear you!
19:02There's the other ball!
19:03We see the incomparable setting of Osaka and another new disappointment.
19:06No one has caught it on the fly.
19:08Animal is nervous because no one understands his game.
19:10Get the ball, damn it!
19:11Let's see if the players understand Animal's precise instructions.
19:15He made it quite clear, catch the ball.
19:17Well no, this gang is ruining the game.
19:19Animal gets very angry and starts beating people up.
19:22What's up, you don't like my super game?
19:24Well, here it is!
19:25The fans are screaming.
19:27But please make Animal stop hitting the contestants.
19:30There goes another ball and the players want to catch it, but they want Animal to stop hitting them.
19:34He's going to kill us!
19:36This is the last chance!
19:38Attention, it's the last one that kills you!
19:40Catch the ball, please, catch it!
19:42Miracle!
19:43How great a performance that contestant had.
19:45He doesn't know it, but he just saved his life and the lives of the other players.
19:48The kid is very happy.
19:50The fans are going crazy and Animal is going to thank the kid in person.
19:53I'm sure he's thanking her because it seems like something else.
19:56Animal is very effusive.
19:58And you say it?
19:59I caught the ball!
20:00With a pair!
20:01I tell you one thing, basketball is the sport of the future.
20:05What a fun game!
20:06Oh my goodness!
20:07You all have to practice it at home.
20:09I did well, Animal.
20:11And Animal went to Taquesi Castle a little changed.
20:14I bring octopus!
20:15What happened to you, Animal?
20:17You have many arms.
20:18What a handsome trick!
20:20If you say so, Animal...
20:21You look like Pepe Livingstone.
20:24Let's see, this is Animal speaking.
20:26I'm going to tell you one thing.
20:30I must be very hot to the chicken.
20:35A thousand traps, welcome to the gates of panic.
20:39And an incomparable setting in Osaka.
20:41Look at that huge castle.
20:43Now they make us houses like that.
20:44The little samurai is nervous because it's his first leading role in a movie.
20:49To the gate!
20:50What a thrill!
20:52This is also the first time this kid is in a movie and he wants to give it his all.
20:56He did great.
20:56After this, I'm sure even Spielberg will call him.
20:58This contestant is a rugby player.
21:00And there he is using a super beast tackling tactic with the doors.
21:03He calls it the tactic of the bull that charges with its horns as if it had seen something red.
21:08He's not afraid of back doors because he's faced much tougher rugby players.
21:12He ignores the little samurai because he feels sorry for him.
21:14And the sneaky one just got rid of the rugby tactics, that beast.
21:17This is a real pain, kid!
21:19He always got top marks at school.
21:21And this schoolgirl, listen, we've said many times that minors can't compete here.
21:24Well, it must have slipped in.
21:25Wow, that's for sneaking in, babe!
21:26Daddy, get revenge on the doors!
21:29This is the schoolgirl's father.
21:31And as you can see, he's very angry with the doors.
21:33And he's going to break them with all his might.
21:36It is the anger of an angry father.
21:37It is certainly a very strange revenge.
21:39Because the doors were there so quiet.
21:41And it was the girl who crashed into them.
21:43Wow, your revenge is over!
21:46It's the Chinese kudeiro!
21:47Go for it with all your might, Chinaman!
21:49Oh my goodness, he's broken a bad door.
21:52No no!
21:53The Chinese kudeiro has killed himself!
21:55You fool!
21:57And this one? Who is this one?
21:59Well, it's obvious, he's a samurai.
22:01But from a rival clan to that of the little samurai.
22:03So, be careful.
22:05Come on, for the fight, a samurai fight would be bad for us.
22:07Because that always looks cool.
22:09Well, let's see it. There's the samurai fight.
22:11If I knew, I wouldn't say anything. How sad, please!
22:13No, then have another one. If you like this one better. This one's cool.
22:16Seriously, leave it.
22:17Don't put any more samurai fights for today.
22:20Wow! Why are the contestants screaming so much today?
22:23And why are they so brutal? What have they taken?
22:26And why do they break down doors with such joy when they could be walled up?
22:30And why do they go to such lengths to pass the test if they don't even know today's prize?
22:33I think that not even Jiménez can answer those questions.
22:37And he answers all the questions.
22:40Don't shout, you little scamp!
22:42I can't take it anymore. I'm going to the pharmacy to buy some earplugs.
22:45So buy me some, okay? How do I buy them?
22:47It could be my mind. I'll give you money.
22:49I don't wear it anymore.
22:50Why are you shouting so much, sir?
22:51Because I have good vocal gates.
22:53Like those of the cavalry?
22:55It's going much better. I spend all day like this. I won't tell you how the neighbors are.
22:59Has your child competed in yellow humor?
23:00Well, it seems so. And I fell in love with youth fashion.
23:05And I said, let's go to Italy together. I want to buy myself a striped sweater.
23:10But I left the mafia and went to Hawaii, Bombay, they are two paradises.
23:15What I just did is a mix of several songs.
23:17Welcome to the test where music takes over.
23:20Operation Karaoke. Let's sing!
23:21If you don't stop playing the flute, they'll swallow your sword.
23:34And then the flute too. I can't take it anymore!
23:37And let's give a big round of applause to the first contestant.
23:41Well, no one applauds and nothing happens.
23:43This kid is going to have to sing Europe's The Final Countdown.
23:46Yes, yes, this gray hair is like Final Countdown.
23:51Wait a minute, wait a minute. The kid just chickened out. He says he's not going to sing that crap anymore.
23:57What do you mean, that crap? Apologize for insulting the greatest song of the 20th century.
24:01And now I don't want to see you again in my life.
24:03Well, the Europe singer set up a hair salon.
24:06Well, let's see how the second contender for Pop Star does.
24:09Wow, what a little dance he did to start.
24:10Well wait, they don't like dancing here to begin with.
24:13Little dances, little dances, I hate them!
24:15So that's it for today's Operation Karaoke. What was the laugh?
24:18I'm at Osaka Station, where the contestants are about to depart for the frozen northern lands,
24:24where they will face the fearsome final test.
24:26Scared, little man?
24:27Well, a little, yes.
24:28A little or a lot?
24:29That test is one of those that hurts or not.
24:32After everything we've been through, it won't be that bad, for sure.
24:35It's not going to be that bad, it's not going to be that bad.
24:36And now that little smile is gone quickly, man.
24:38And now I can only tell you, to the cow wagon, that you're going to be fine there.
24:42Come on, see you later!
24:44See you in heaven! Goodbye!
24:47And then Taquesi called his two fiercest henchmen to stop the contestants.
24:55And these two?
24:58I told you to call my two best henchmen, not these.
25:01And I did, but they've prepared a terrifying snow test, Taquesi, you'll see.
25:05Look, they're frozen.
25:06Stop messing around and don't let any contestants get through, okay?
25:10But I'm fired!
25:11I'm sending you to unemployment!
25:13Hello! No, I'm the Yeti, I'm his brother.
25:15And they will be in charge of giving the prize to the contestants who pass the final test.
25:20What a prize they're going to get.
25:21All I can say is that it's very warm and very, very fun.
25:24And now we're going to play in the snow.
25:26What a dive!
25:27And there are 35 contestants who are going to kill each other.
25:30I say, to face the final test.
25:34Filter, girls!
25:35Welcome to the final test.
25:36The sliding float.
25:38The pirate duo will push off from the top of that slope and you'll have to make it to the finish line in one piece.
25:42It won't be easy, but if it isn't, it's not fun.
25:46Pirates, it's so cold!
25:47I'm freezing, freezing!
25:50Let's go skiing!
25:50I don't know how to ski!
25:52No need to ski, your pirate!
25:54This woman, who doesn't know how to ski, is going to try out the gliding float.
25:58She thought the final test would be much more dangerous.
26:02And now, after breaking his back in the snow, he's changed his mind.
26:05What? Is it dangerous or not dangerous?
26:08Come on, Hogwarts! But I'm not Harry Potter!
26:11You look like one, pirate! You look like one!
26:13Hogwarts students know how to practice magic,
26:16But in yellow humor we have inhibitors so that the tricks don't work.
26:19He was thinking of doing a spell to stay stuck to the float.
26:22And it hasn't worked for him.
26:23For being clever! For being a cheat!
26:25Doing magic will heal you around here!
26:26Well, I'm leaving!
26:28I like snow!
26:30Well, now you'll see pirate! You'll like it even more!
26:32This girl was very happy when it snowed in her town.
26:35because I could go out and make snowmen.
26:37After participating in this test, he could never see snow again.
26:40without screaming like a mad woman.
26:41No, not snow! It hurts, it hurts so much!
26:43But the snow doesn't hurt!
26:45Man, it's soft, but it depends on where you stand.
26:47and at the speed you're going it can be very, very dangerous.
26:50For example, a blow to the butt at 100 kilometers per hour hurts a lot.
26:54But come on, it hurts that you're left bitter.
26:58Push me hard so I don't break my teeth, okay?
27:00We're going to push you really hard, little pirate!
27:03Well, judging by the screams, the girl seems to not quite believe it.
27:06The truth is that the new pirate has taken pity on her and her teeth,
27:09that are precious, and has given him the push of love.
27:12Which means that if you make a little effort and hold on to the float,
27:16you pass the test without breaking a sweat.
27:17And with all the teeth in place.
27:20Push me like her, eh!
27:22You believe that, pirate!
27:24This woman, however, has not fallen as well to the pirate duo,
27:27and they have given him the death push.
27:29Oh my goodness, the push of death!
27:31These pirate duo wouldn't even have mercy on Santa Claus.
27:35Don't leave, I'm coming now!
27:36Here, pirate, this is for not bringing me the cinexín I asked for!
27:39Santa Claus is getting older and sometimes has memory lapses.
27:43And that Christmas of 1978, he forgot to bring the cinexín to the pirate duo.
27:48And now he's going to pay for it.
27:49You'll see how you never forget a gift again, you bastard!
27:53Give me a good push and a gift from the cinexin, please come!
27:57We'd think about it, pirate!
27:59The girl who was trying to bribe the pirate duo is about to learn something.
28:02If you want to bribe, offer a nice wad of bills,
28:05not a cinexín, who seems like he hasn't seen any of the Godfather movies, plays.
28:08Here, darkie! Here, darkie!
28:12And these are the winners of Humor Amarillo for the film,
28:15who take a trip to Benidorm on donkey cars from Japan,
28:17It's about two months on the road, but you're going to have a great time.
28:20You want to go to Benidorm, kid.
28:22It's my dream!
28:23And you?
28:24Let's get a Kiris!
28:26Well, enjoy the prize.
28:28See you in Humor Amarillo 2, the return of Tani.
28:30And now we're going to have one of those spectacular endings that you'll remember for a lifetime.
28:35All at once! Come on!
28:38Hey, drive carefully, the road is icy.
28:43Oh, let's see, they've killed us!
28:45And in his castle Takeshi was very angry.
28:48Look, I'm tired of being surrounded by geeks.
28:49I'm retiring.
28:51Hey, everyone's fired, Aline!
28:52The good guys won, the bad guys lost.
28:55The ending was happy.
28:56We can only improve with a musical performance.
29:00The one from the little dance before is going to sing
29:01Pepa, don't torment me, by Encarnita Polo.
29:05Do it right, okay?
29:05That this program has to end on a high note.
29:08Pepa!
29:22Hey, you with the leg warmers, stop singing now, the movie's over.
29:32What did I tell you to stop, you bastard?
29:37But stop it, the credits are ending.
29:40Come here.
29:41When I tell you it's over, it's over.
29:43You don't know what DEN means or what?
29:45Or as the Japanese say, at the next Goya Awards, this film is going to be a hit.
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