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00:00Run, guys! Hurry up, we won't make it in time!
00:02But where are we going?
00:04So where's it going to be? Let's see some yellow humor!
00:06Oh, how lazy, I prefer to stay in the pool.
00:08Don't be silly, today's show is very good.
00:10But will there be coups?
00:11Man, of course, and a really good one at that.
00:13I don't know, I don't know...
00:14Yes, man, yes, I'm telling you that when you start watching it you're going to get hooked.
00:18Come on, more convinced, let's see it.
00:20Welcome to the show that has more cardiac arrests than Dr. House's hospital.
00:25And that raises strange questions in its followers.
00:28Our email is full of absurd questions like...
00:31Is it true that the Chinese kudiro uses a truss?
00:33Why doesn't Pinky Winky wear a crown?
00:35Today, and without setting a precedent, we're going to answer one of the most frequently asked questions.
00:40What is it? Why did Takeshi stop doing aerobics?
00:43This story began the day Junior took Takeshi to see a play.
00:48Yes, that's my car, the red convertible.
00:50But don't tell anyone on the team, or they'll ask me for a raise.
00:53If I release this one today, huh?
00:54Come on, let's go to the theater.
00:56You're going to love the play, it's very cool.
00:59Oh, cruel fate, pirate!
01:02If you put yourself in that position!
01:04Wretch, ungrateful!
01:06But wow, what a piece of shit God is.
01:09Bad son!
01:11I spend two euros on this.
01:12Nice intercine actors.
01:15Oops, I hurt my foot!
01:16Don't act like that, Takeshi, I paid for the tickets with the swindlers that you are.
01:20Come on, sit down there, sit down, you're getting impossible.
01:24Wow, they're from the National Theatre Company, they're so good!
01:27These girls are the hot ones.
01:30What girls?
01:30If this is a private screening, there's no one here.
01:33Do you know who those are yet?
01:35Stop being a fool, it seems like you've never seen a woman in your life, mate.
01:39And don't look at us like that, we already know we're a bit fat, damn.
01:44They are laughing at us.
01:46Junior, I think we need to get in shape, huh?
01:49You have to do some exercise.
01:51To be continued!
01:51That's me!
02:17A thousand little trophies!
02:19The old monk, Solín, told me in a song.
02:21If the sun hits your face, you won't see what's in front of you.
02:23That's why I ask you.
02:25Is anyone there?
02:27I hear there are many of you.
02:29By the way, we have three out of four managers with us.
02:32They have already come dressed in a peculiar way.
02:35Especially you, Grandpa.
02:36This one is a little weird.
02:38Okay, and what are you doing on four, grandpa?
02:40I'm the one who pays the salaries.
02:42Well, it's a pleasure to meet you.
02:44But I'm a joker, huh?
02:46Of course, that's why she's wearing such a pretty necklace, right?
02:48If I don't wear a necklace, what do you say?
02:50I can see that it is terrible.
02:51And what do you work on in four?
02:53I run the geeky programs.
02:55Very good, very good.
02:56I congratulate you, I congratulate you.
02:57Thank you, thank you.
02:58And of all the geeky shows, could you tell us which one is your favorite?
03:02Well, I like Humor Amarillo.
03:04Yellow Humor too.
03:05And Yellow Humor.
03:06Great, we agree!
03:07You like the same ones as me.
03:09He's the geekiest one.
03:10Yeah, well, well.
03:11But that's my thing.
03:12We don't have that much importance either.
03:13Besides, what's a guy wearing some on his head going to say?
03:16Right, guys?
03:18Never change.
03:19There is nothing.
03:20And you?
03:20What department are you from?
03:22I'm not a four-person, I'm a two-person.
03:23You're a manager at the two companies, and what are you doing here?
03:25It's that I make the documentaries about little animals.
03:27I love them.
03:28Especially those where the lion devours the Thompson gazelle.
03:30And you are a television critic?
03:32Did I catch you?
03:33Yes, you got me.
03:34I'm here to make a review based on real facts.
03:37I was tired of always lying in front of the TV doing nothing.
03:41And I said to myself, I have to try this and speak with knowledge of the facts.
03:45Well, don't get too close to him.
03:47Hey, are you from the association of those who want Humor Amarillo to be in Spain?
03:50Comrade, let's all go to Tres Cantos to ask for it.
03:54But you are a smart one.
03:56You're Japanese and what you want is for us to pay for your free trip to Spain.
04:00Let's get to it!
04:05Dolores, why don't you say something other than I don't know how to give them a hard time?
04:07Well, look, I tried giving him soda.
04:09I also tried giving him polvorones.
04:11But nothing sounds quite like that...
04:13Go for it!
04:16Hello, hello, hello!
04:17As Taquesi is going to dedicate himself to doing aerobics today.
04:19I, being an intellectual, am going to dedicate myself to archaeology.
04:22Let's see if I get some Indiana Jones.
04:24And so I say it with a girl.
04:25Well, I'll go look, come on.
04:27Here I go.
04:29Oops!
04:29What is this?
04:31A snail?
04:32And it's stuck to the stone.
04:34But can't it be a snail?
04:36We are very far from the sea.
04:39How odd!
04:39And here's another one.
04:40I'll keep looking.
04:42But...
04:43But this is incredible.
04:45Go on!
04:46We're on a beach and I hadn't realized.
04:48Of course!
04:49Well, guys, have you eaten?
04:50Yeah!
04:51Have you gone to the bathroom?
04:52Yeah!
04:52Well then...
04:54Go for them!
04:56To the gate!
04:58And the mega doors of panic begin.
05:01The test that the contestants have to go through.
05:03If you can, several rows of doors until you reach a pool of flour.
05:06Hidden balls await them in the pool.
05:09Whoever is left without a ball will be eliminated.
05:11He is eliminated, as well as wet, beaten and humiliated.
05:15And the first scrum takes place in the puddle of misery.
05:18But to appreciate it better, let's take a closer look.
05:20Now you understand why it is called the pool of misery.
05:23Disgusting!
05:23And watch out because we have a real traffic jam.
05:26But it's over now!
05:27Keep going, you bastard!
05:29Your license is at a fair!
05:31But get going!
05:32And we see a contestant who escapes alone.
05:34And he also eats a door alone.
05:36While his fellow escapees take another dip.
05:39And pay attention because we are approaching the place where Taquesi's henchmen are hiding.
05:43See you there.
05:43Their mission is very specific: to annoy.
05:45It's the same thing they do at home, but here they're dressed up.
05:49And now we have the first classifieds.
05:51In these slow-motion images, we can see that individualism doesn't pay off in yellow humor.
05:57As we see at the top of the screen, those who go at their own pace only manage to bump into the doors.
06:02And attention, colleagues, who tell us that one of the pools of misery
06:06has become a quagmire of misery.
06:10Logical and normal, with all the contestants who have fallen in.
06:13And we see how they are getting caught like flies.
06:16At least they could have given them some beach buckets and a shovel to distract themselves, I say.
06:20And there we see the Taquesi donkeys doing nothing.
06:23This one, this one is the only one who's earning his salary.
06:25Look how annoying it is.
06:26And this poor thing has been left behind playing in the mud.
06:29It could be used for a detergent ad.
06:31Whenever my yellow Moorish hijab comes back with the clothes, it makes a mess.
06:35And all of these already look like they've been eliminated.
06:37There are no more balls hidden in the flour.
06:39And the worst thing is that they laugh at them, because the Taquesi donkeys trick them and put flour balls in their mouths.
06:44They won't be able to do that.
06:45No.
06:46If they are capable of leaving a human person like that, they are capable of anything.
06:50Well, at least some people have fun smearing Pepe.
06:53Girl, I'm the reporter.
06:55Treat me with respect, man.
06:56And pay attention, pay attention, some girls have found a ball.
07:00Possibly the last one left.
07:02What I was telling you, on top of that they make fun of these poor innocent souls.
07:06And while our reporter Pepe's imagination runs wild with this pool full of women covered in flour.
07:12The final whistle blows.
07:13The girls are eliminated, but at least they had a good time.
07:20Look at yourself, look at yourself in the mirror, come on.
07:21No, thanks.
07:22You look very pretty.
07:23Well, don't even give a kiss, right?
07:25Sooner, sooner better.
07:26Come on, ladies, I'll interview her first.
07:29Well, after the interview I'll invite you to my caravan.
07:32Come on, there can only be one.
07:35You have to see what girls will do to be with me, right?
07:47And we continue with the series.
07:48Why did Takeshi stop doing aerobics?
07:50We had seen that Takeshi, tired of the teasing, decides to get in shape.
07:54A couple of hours later, Junior desperately searches for him.
07:56Takeshi, where are you?
07:58Here it is!
08:01Why are you hiding there?
08:02If we had arranged to go out to eat.
08:04You sure do like to take a nap, Takeshi.
08:06You're lazy.
08:07You always let me go places.
08:13Takeshi.
08:13I can't believe it!
08:15Takeshi, what are you doing?
08:17What do you say?
08:18What are you doing, Takeshi?
08:21One, two, three.
08:22One, two, three.
08:23And four.
08:26Quite a mess here, Takeshi.
08:28Where did you get all this from?
08:30From a Chinese.
08:30Have you noticed?
08:31With this I can make a car.
08:33Burrun, burrrun.
08:34Go on.
08:35They are the wheels of a truck.
08:36How cool!
08:37But what truck wheels or truck.
08:38They are four hundred kilo weights.
08:40Four hundred kilos?
08:41Look what I do.
08:42It's just that I'm tired of being a bitch, you know?
08:45From now on I'm going to get done...
08:46He's a bull!
08:48To be continued.
08:49While Takeshi and Junior continue with their thing,
08:51One hundred and twelve contestants head to the next test.
08:54Hello!
08:55Damn, this archaeology stuff is harder than I thought.
08:58You spend all day digging, why?
09:00Many people believe that you just make a hole in the ground and that's it.
09:03Look, I'm going to do a test.
09:05Oh!
09:06It's amazing!
09:07It's a Celtimer jug!
09:08I shouldn't do it, but I'm going to do it.
09:11I'm selling it!
09:11Whoever pays me two thousand euros, keeps it.
09:13The auction begins.
09:14Who gives more?
09:15Two thousand euros is a bargain!
09:16Come on!
09:19The zamburger!
09:21Ure!
09:21By wine!
09:22We are in the legendary test of...
09:25The hamburgers!
09:26Although it may not seem like it, it is a very painful test.
09:29Let them tell this guy that he left his teeth.
09:31But not just the teeth.
09:32There are contestants who enter the water with such force...
09:35...the eardrums rupture.
09:36There are even human beings who discover in this test...
09:40...that they can spread their legs much wider than they had imagined.
09:44Now this girl will be able to ride a horse without any problem.
09:47But this is nothing compared to the contestants who are able to fit in...
09:51...a zamburguesa in torpechaco.
09:52And he laughs because it must have hit him in the funny bone.
09:54And if the contestants wear helmets, there's a reason.
09:57Because sometimes they try to break the hamburgers with their heads.
10:01This girl knows she was born a second time.
10:04And if I'm on the beach, how nice!
10:06That's why we allow many contestants to bring their lucky charm.
10:10This one, for example, has stuck a dart in his melon.
10:12And it looks like the dart went through his helmet.
10:15Go on, reflect on those ideas a little.
10:18Zamburguesas put everyone in their place.
10:20For example, this girl has a farm with 200 cows.
10:23And what he loves is posting with them.
10:25Let's eat, let's eat!
10:26But sometimes a man comes along who isn't afraid of hamburgers.
10:29A man who was born to jump over them.
10:31A man who is so lucky you can't even imagine.
10:35And other times a man emerges with no sense of the ridiculous.
10:38A man capable of anything to attract attention.
10:40That's me!
10:42Where did you buy those pants?
10:44Well, I made them myself, with my own hands.
10:46And how did you get them to be so colorful?
10:48I haven't washed them for three months.
10:51And finally, I want to show you that this test is no joke.
10:54The doctor with a yellow humor tries.
10:56That almost drowned us.
10:58Be careful, it's fibrillating!
10:59That's me!
11:22And we continue with the series.
11:26Why did Takeshi stop doing aerobics?
11:27In the previous chapter, Takeshi decided to do aerobics to get more girls.
11:31The next day he finds a surprise.
11:34I'm very angry, Junior.
11:36Yesterday I did 15 minutes of aerobics and I didn't get any sex.
11:38I haven't eaten a single thing.
11:41What's that?
11:42Hey, march!
11:43March, young man!
11:44Where does that music come from, Takeshi?
11:46I think from back here.
11:49Incredible!
11:49This is amazing!
11:50Works!
11:50Who are these girls?
11:52They are not my sisters, I assure you.
11:53But I wish that one with the short pink hair was my mother.
11:58J, Takeshi, I've never seen so many girls together in one place.
12:01Do you understand, Junior, what this means?
12:03Yesterday I started doing aerobics and today the gym is full of hotties.
12:07Of course, they only know how to do strange things with their arms.
12:10They lift them up like this, in a strange way.
12:11I hope they carry a despedant.
12:13What are you doing, you slimy slob?
12:16What's up, Takeshi?
12:18I see it.
12:19I had a revelation.
12:21And me too, but I don't know where the bathroom is.
12:23Shut up, ignorant, shut up!
12:25I've realized that you don't need to be in shape or do aerobics to get laid.
12:29And it's much simpler than that.
12:30What's to be done, Takeshi? What's to be done?
12:32Well, set up a gym.
12:34If you set up a gym, the girls come to you and do...
12:36...those weird things with arms.
12:39So, up.
12:40To be continued!
12:42To hell with it!
12:44We are in the test called I want to be like Spiderman.
12:48That's Tarzan, not Spiderman, you ignorant.
12:51This test in Japanese is called I Can't Pay the Mortgage.
12:54And it's easy to imagine why.
12:56Anyone who is buying a home will understand this.
13:00Goodbye, bank!
13:01Say it, you little rascal!
13:03Please, stop the Euribon from rising any further!
13:08Indeed, below we can see the different panic situations that mortgages produce.
13:13I'm not afraid!
13:14Well you should, pintrafilla, you should.
13:16We will see people who realize too late the mess they have gotten themselves into.
13:21We will also meet people who break...
13:24The ass!
13:25Exactly, they work their butts off to pay the mortgage every month.
13:28It is also true that there are people who have a more favorable situation.
13:33For example...
13:34For example, I am a civil servant.
13:37Which is the same as saying, I have a job for life.
13:40Which is the same as saying...
13:41Well, look, I'm holding on here and I'm not letting go for the rest of my life, come on.
13:46I'm staying here now!
13:47Well, I have two jobs.
13:49Of course, there are people who go to extraordinary lengths to make ends meet.
13:54And of course, then the poor live suffocating.
13:58Well, I have three jobs.
14:00There are even people who, rather than performing pirouettes, perform somersaults to pay their bills.
14:06The poor are eaten.
14:08Poor things, they suffer.
14:09Here I go!
14:11There are several things to consider when applying for a mortgage.
14:13If you don't have a good entry, you can have a bad exit.
14:17And have a nice day.
14:18Taste!
14:20Oh, if only you had saved!
14:22I don't have a guarantor!
14:23Second point.
14:24If you don't have a guarantor, think about it, very carefully.
14:28Come on, you better not even go to the bank.
14:30We told you not to go!
14:32If they don't listen, eh?
14:34Of course, then what happens, happens.
14:36They have to apply for a mortgage without collateral.
14:38Well, I have it all.
14:40Third, even if you have everything,
14:41Do you know that you have to pay the bank a lot in commissions?
14:45Well, I didn't know this one.
14:47What disappointment does the poor man have?
14:48The commissions are outrageous.
14:50Well, I'm going to live in Finland.
14:52That's another option.
14:54Go live a thousand or two thousand kilometers from your job,
14:56but to a country where there is no real estate speculation.
14:59It's a difficult decision.
15:01It will cost you a lot to take it.
15:03But in the end, it can pay off.
15:05And in Finland you also have a great time.
15:08You take the injected bus
15:09and let's see the replay of this girl's play.
15:12He hesitated.
15:12I didn't know whether to take out a mortgage or go off and milk alfes.
15:15And now he lives happily on a farm in Finland.
15:18Only three kilometers from Helsinki.
15:20This program is being incredible.
15:29Why is it incredible that there are still 56 contestants left?
15:32Well, here I am, looking for museum pieces.
15:35This is the hard life of an archaeologist,
15:36who works tirelessly to find a sad Cretan chamber pot
15:39or a mummy's earring.
15:41But you know, if you want fish, you have to get your ass wet.
15:44And if necessary, I'll even soak it.
15:47Come on, I'll see if I can find something around here.
15:49Oops! Oops!
15:55I think I've found something.
15:57And I've drilled holes in the drains of a yellow Moor again.
15:59How disgusting! How disgusting! How disgusting!
16:03Hello, I'm the referee.
16:05And I'm a very serious guy, a very serious guy.
16:08Juanito Calvicia screams.
16:11Paco Peluca also screams.
16:14Come on, no more, shout.
16:15And finally, the blonde in the bottle doesn't scream.
16:20He's constipated and can't.
16:21Hello, pirates.
16:22I'm going to pull this rope with all my might,
16:24you never know what you might catch.
16:26Oh, pirate.
16:28Yes I know.
16:29I'm just a girl.
16:30You might think that's why I'm the easiest,
16:32but don't be fooled by appearances.
16:36Alghero!
16:36At your service!
16:39What color do you want?
16:40The green one!
16:40Run, you'll lose me!
16:42The contestant rolls up his sleeves,
16:43although it has no sleeves,
16:44because he still doesn't know who he's up against...
16:46The tightrope!
16:48The contestant chooses a rope,
16:50and on the other side of the wall you may encounter different opponents.
16:53In this case, Laurita O.
16:55That's it!
16:56Indeed, it is done!
16:57You won, kid!
16:59But it doesn't always happen that easily.
17:00Choose a color, piltrofilla.
17:01Dark blue.
17:02Don't let them force a cigar on you.
17:03If this woman knew who she was going to face,
17:06he might as well have had a joy.
17:08But since he doesn't see it,
17:08and the psychological factor is key,
17:10he doesn't have it all together.
17:12Who will be on the other side of the rope?
17:14Well, Pinky!
17:15Pinky himself with his yellow catruzcas!
17:18The girl, as she doesn't see him,
17:19It is thought that on the other side of the wall there is a bull.
17:21And it's not a bull,
17:22he is a real pirate.
17:24That incredibly achieves victory
17:27and eliminates the contestant.
17:30Poor thing, if only she knew who beat her.
17:31I feel great!
17:33The black one, a piltrofilla.
17:34Say what color you want.
17:35The yellow one!
17:35Run, I'll catch you!
17:37General Tani is in a poetic mood today.
17:39You know he has his days.
17:40The contestant approached the rope with distrust.
17:44From his posture we can guess that he is expecting a tough opponent.
17:46And he is not a difficult opponent,
17:48They are four bad beasts.
17:50One could only crush the contestant.
17:52So against the four of them he has no chance.
17:55And the bastard also broke our scenery.
17:58Oh my goodness, they've destroyed me!
18:00It's time for him to find out who made him a mess.
18:03Look, kid!
18:07Get away from me!
18:08It's not going to happen that there are scoundrels!
18:09Come on, all potatoes!
18:11I wanted to say...
18:12Oh yeah, and choose a color!
18:13Indigo!
18:13Well, all is well!
18:15Well, that last rhyme from Tania was a bit weak.
18:17They're not going to give him the literature prize either.
18:19And we're telling you this one has no chance.
18:22If I knew what was on the other side of the rope,
18:24he would go home now.
18:26But then we'd miss out on the fun of watching a guy get dragged...
18:29For a bench!
18:30And be careful, it's not milked!
18:32Are you a four-man manager?
18:33Yeah.
18:34Well, choose a color.
18:35The blue one!
18:35I don't give a damn!
18:37We're going to make it easy for the manager, like the big boss.
18:40But of course, since he hasn't chosen the color of four, which is red,
18:43which was the one we thought he was going to choose...
18:45Well now we have to pay the consequences!
18:47Come on!
18:48Well, the tractor that crashes him against the wall.
18:51Wow! Manager eliminated!
18:53But before you go, we want you to see who you're up against.
18:57Please open the doors to our manager for me.
19:01Fired! You're fired!
19:02Hello, my philanderer! You're so cute, aren't you?
19:06I want the yellow one!
19:07Grab it or I'll scream!
19:08And now, to all those viewers who like female mud fights,
19:13Congratulations!
19:14Well, it's not that bad.
19:16It's to sell it a little, like it's a fight between two girls.
19:19It's probably the only chance our fighter Laurita O.E. will ever have.
19:23to beat a contestant.
19:24But this contestant is tough to beat.
19:27Finally, Laurita O.E. ends up sprawled on the floor.
19:29Yay!
19:30But look what you said, woman. You left Laurita Echa Polo.
19:33But don't laugh, you misfortune, it doesn't make you feel sorry.
19:35Aren't you ashamed?
19:35Well no.
19:37You're a piltrofilla!
19:38What's up, dude?
19:39What color?
19:40The red one!
19:41Watch out for the eye!
19:42We are about to witness a fight between two skinny guys.
19:45The contestant's skinny.
19:46And on the other side of the rope are the skinny Pinky Winky.
19:51Pinky has cut our toenails to give us more grip.
19:53But the contestant must wear heels on his boots, because he's making it very difficult.
19:58Attention! Because Pinky just broke down.
20:00The contestant ended up on the ground, but with victory in his grasp.
20:03I'll say it now, okay, pirates?
20:05I can't handle this mud! I can't handle this mud!
20:07Is this where the strings are?
20:09Yes, this is it. Choose a color, come on.
20:10Well, the green itself.
20:11Green, I love you green.
20:13That the contestant will find himself at the other end of the rope.
20:16Who will be waiting for him?
20:17Once you start shooting, you'll understand that a man is a very small thing when faced with...
20:22When faced with a cow!
20:25He has no chance.
20:27But we stayed to see the mess he gets into.
20:29Not bad at all. He just opened the door with his head.
20:32Will you let me milk her?
20:35Why did Takeshi stop doing aerobics?
21:02In the previous chapter we saw how Takeshi discovered
21:04that to flirt you just need to have a gym.
21:07Bertino Sborny will be coming to the opening.
21:10What did you have?
21:11I just wanted to meet him.
21:12How are we going to put on touches if we're going to get mounted?
21:25But what is this box?
21:38Where are the girls?
21:40I saw myself for a moment and this is full of guys.
21:43Hey, you, Raquel Wills, where are your friends?
21:46Tell me, where are they?
21:47What a shame!
21:48What a shame!
21:49I don't set up a gym for this, really!
21:52I am indigenous!
21:56Please, please, turn off that music.
21:58Take it away, take it away, please.
22:00Thank you so much.
22:00I was going deaf Takeshi.
22:02The only thing in this cannot be.
22:04I buy 20 kilos of ACME brand dynamite
22:06and we blow up this gym.
22:07We told him to go to hell...
22:08To be continued!
22:09Welcome to the legendary test...
22:16From the big chopstick!
22:18But what does this one say?
22:20These are spring rolls!
22:21Hopefully you now understand that you made a mistake.
22:24That comes here with the name of the tests learned.
22:26You're fucking kidding!
22:27I do know that these are the spring rollers.
22:30But what does this roller say?
22:32Rolls!
22:32Rollers are not eaten.
22:34How much clueless really?
22:37Long live autumn rolls!
22:39But how do you say it in Japanese?
22:41Well, now that you mention it...
22:43If this is understood in any language.
22:44The language of coups is international.
22:46I'm going to pray first.
22:49Well, enough of praying and let's move on, titrafilla.
22:51This contestant has just entrusted his soul to Saint Legazo.
22:55Patron saint of the bruised.
22:57Who apparently hasn't heard your prayers.
22:59You have lacked faith, my son, you have lacked purpose.
23:02Today my death is going to be spectacular.
23:04Thank you, Chino Cudeiro, thank you.
23:05Come on, I'm going, eh, I'm going, I'm going to kill myself.
23:07Oh, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going now, eh.
23:09Now yes, now yes.
23:09Come on, shoot, Chino Cudeiro, shoot now.
23:12Don't pressure him, he reckons he's going to die in a spectacular way.
23:15It's true, no, Chino Cudeiro has killed me spectacularly.
23:18I can be alone in a little roll for three hours.
23:20Well, that needs to be proven.
23:22Yes, because here everyone comes as a bully and then nothing.
23:25Come on, pretty girl.
23:27Stay on the next roll balancing.
23:30What I'm telling you, some cool guys.
23:34I'm going in that direction.
23:36Hey, kid, hang on a minute so we can get the aerial camera up.
23:39Wow, how spectacular.
23:41How wonderful.
23:41Come on, you can fall now.
23:43Because if we don't say it, we won't get any use out of that expensive camera.
23:46I have a lot of personalities.
23:47Oh, this girl doesn't know what she just said.
23:49I just saw Pepe with his ears pricked up like a dog.
23:53Oh, and now I see him running for it.
23:54This is going to be a tragedy.
23:56Let's see this chestiness thing, girl, come on.
23:58It's that I speak Chinese.
23:59Okay, okay, whatever you say.
24:01Get down, help!
24:02But, girl, let me measure your chest.
24:04No, Chinese Chaco, I'm caught.
24:06Yes, it's going to be a moment.
24:07Come on, let's see, let's see.
24:08Well, let's see what you measure up to.
24:10Oh, oh, well, it's not going to be that way.
24:12You don't have much personality, do you?
24:14Call the police.
24:15Here comes my husband.
24:16Leave me alone, he'll find out.
24:18I'll put it in, I'll put it in.
24:19Don't worry, I haven't touched anything.
24:20I tried, but there was nothing to touch.
24:23I shit on your name!
24:24Help, help!
24:25Help, it's killing me!
24:26I'm a dancer!
24:28This contestant, as he said, is a clarky dancer.
24:31Come on, dance something for us, man.
24:32Dance us something!
24:33Yes, what does it cost you?
24:34Do a tap dance on the roll.
24:35Come on, do it.
24:36Beautiful.
24:37It sounds like crap, man.
24:39I'm going to say Lola in Japanese.
24:42Lola is his wife's name.
24:44That is to say, her name is María Dolores.
24:46But when you're in a yellow mood, you have to avoid mentioning that word at all costs.
24:50What word?
24:50Pain.
24:51Well, it has taken effect.
24:54No pain.
24:57And there are only nine contestants left.
24:59But since there are very few of them, we have invited our relatives to participate.
25:03Wow!
25:03I'm getting tired of this archaeology thing, huh?
25:05It has many drawbacks.
25:07He earns little, he works alone, he earns little, he doesn't know girls, he earns little.
25:11Since I don't have a stroke of luck, I'll leave it.
25:13If the lost ark isn't down here, archaeology is over.
25:16How unfortunate I am!
25:26I'm shitting myself and I poke a squid.
25:27You really have to have bad luck, damn it!
25:29And finally we come to the big fight of the evening.
25:33What will this man face?
25:34I'm not a man, I'm the giant blue condom!
25:37Well, this one, who is going to face the big chopstick.
25:40Maximum expectation.
25:42On a previous occasion, the big toothpick was defeated by a giant IUD.
25:45Watch out, the giant blue condom is pouncing on the toothpick!
25:48They fight in the air!
25:49And finally the big chopstick wins.
25:51Move it, I'll come!
25:52Come on guys, take off the giant blue condom, the piñata woman is coming.
25:56Yes, if this one falls on him and bites him, it will tear him apart.
25:59And a broken condom is very dangerous.
26:01And I don't understand why he picked up the toothpick, if he didn't use it for anything.
26:05Vuishimogos!
26:06The men and women who face the big chopstick know that victory depends on the small details.
26:11Maybe by blowing your nose you weigh less and fly more than you should.
26:15What was it like to weigh less?
26:17It wasn't for you, my daughter!
26:19This girl, on the other hand, has ignored all preparation and has just devoured a stew with its soup, chorizo, bacon, chickpeas...
26:25And so he fell, like a dead weight.
26:28What a dessert!
26:30I am a professional partiguista!
26:33Well, for the first time in the history of yellow humor, let's see how someone who knows how to deal with the great chopstick.
26:39Here it goes!
26:41Well, thank goodness this is what he's into.
26:43Well, this and butterfly swimming.
26:45He's a genius.
26:46You have to come well dressed.
26:48Wow, another smart guy.
26:50And I don't know what this guy says about coming well dressed, it looks like Epi's pajamas.
26:53Well, I think he broke a record because he hit himself with the toothpick and the water.
26:56What a crappy javelin!
26:58These are second-rate materials.
27:00It's for my liqui!
27:01And just arrived from the great circus of Japan...
27:03The famous clown, talarear, orarear, orarón.
27:06As a juggler, average.
27:08And as a clown, he's pretty bad too.
27:11I do it with glasses!
27:12This poor guy of mine, well, he's put on a rather small elbow pad.
27:15And his arm is getting gangrenous.
27:17That is, he has poor vision and one arm is useless.
27:20He hasn't had the slightest chance.
27:24I'm a sad guy who can't swim.
27:25That is to say, if he doesn't land on the mat, he's going to have a bit of a bad time.
27:29Well, let's call the lifeguard, so we don't have a disaster.
27:31Wait, wait.
27:32Let's have a laugh.
27:36Please don't make me laugh!
27:38Pretty!
27:39And the aunt splits.
27:40It wasn't a joke!
27:42Hey, do you know the one about the tomatoes that are going down the road and one says to the other?
27:45Watch out for a car, Chof!
27:47What do you say, Chof?
27:48You are bad.
27:49You made him fall because of a cheap joke.
27:51You don't know who I am, do you?
27:53And the holy.
27:54Aeropardo pants, a vila on the head and two pompoms.
27:57But what is this?
27:58Well, a ridiculous guy, with a lot of luck, that's for sure.
28:01Well, not even the town has moved.
28:03And let's find out the answer to the question, why did Takeshi stop doing aerobics?
28:07We had left off when Takeshi discovers that his gym is full of guys and not hot girls.
28:12So he decides to blow it up.
28:13Takeshi, don't do it, you're crazy, Takeshi!
28:15Leave me, leave me!
28:16This is all going to explode!
28:17Ah, that's what you're hiding for!
28:19I got it!
28:20Make room for me, come on!
28:21I don't know if we both fit, okay, Junior?
28:22Yes, yes.
28:23Come on, move your ass a little, I'll fit in here with you.
28:24Oh my goodness!
28:45They should have killed us!
28:47What a mess, Junior!
28:53Where?
28:54Where did you place the dynamite?
28:58Where did you tell me, Takeshi, under the ground?
29:01Junior, this got me thinking, huh?
29:03And me?
29:04Is this the last time I take fiber?
29:07Do I have stomach cramps?
29:08That's not what I meant, you bastard.
29:10I mean, I'm not doing aerobics anymore, wow!
29:12And since we have answered the doubt that tormented our fans,
29:17let's look at today's winners.
29:21Let's get this done, I'm hungry, okay?
29:25I can already smell my mother's stew.
29:27I make a thousand!
29:29Or as they say in Japanese, well now I'm getting the urge to start doing aerobics.
29:33Come on, let's go, one, two, one, two.
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