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00:00I'm bored, honey. Could we do something or not?
00:06Well, let's have a go at it and then we'll go watch yellow humor.
00:11How super fun!
00:14There's no yellow humor here, man!
00:17Oh! And now for something completely different.
00:25And?
00:25The Chinese work and are no longer here.
00:27If we win, we'll laugh.
00:32Run, jump here, go without stopping.
00:35Yellow human, come back now.
00:53We are fiction, right?
00:54We're fake. We don't exist because we're on TV.
00:59And everything on TV is a lie? Right? Right?
01:02We don't.
01:04Bombshell news. Some fakers have snuck in to present soap opera.
01:07We connect with the real presenters.
01:09Well, since these aren't saying anything, let's move on to today's contestants.
01:17And trafillas, an old monk Solín once told me.
01:20We are nothing more than shadows in a cave.
01:23Who does that mean what my uncle told me?
01:25Well, then you can explain it to me if you want.
01:30Hello, little cows, how are you?
01:33Sure, sure, I understand. Cows don't talk. I don't even know why I'm asking.
01:36Right?
01:37No!
01:38I'm a little thin, aren't I?
01:40No!
01:41You have to eat more or you won't give good milk later.
01:43I really like milk. I always have a big glass for breakfast and before going to bed.
01:48I always tell my wife: Drink some milk before bed.
01:51Hey, a bunch of postmen!
01:53How are you doing?
01:54I guess with all this email, you're losing your job. That's why you come here, isn't it?
01:58Sure, sure, I understand. That's the bad thing about new technologies: they're pushing traditional ones to the side.
02:03Isn't that right?
02:04I'm playing today!
02:06Would it be better if I sent you all to hell?
02:13Dolores? Where did you buy these glasses?
02:14Without a stupid optician, where am I going to buy them?
02:17I sold them a trick to which I said thank you very much and to give them a go.
02:22And now for something completely different. Pepe plants a tree on his head.
02:27Hello! Yes, I want to contribute to reforestation.
02:30We can't let our forests be lost, and that's why I've decided to plant a little tree on my head.
02:35It's an almond, so when it comes to almonds, it will be given to the girls.
02:38I'm so handsome!
02:39And while Pepe continues his transformation into a tree man, we arrive at the Little Great Wall of China.
02:45A test in which all races and religions participate.
02:48For example, ninjas participate.
02:50The postmen participate, although this one has already lost the letters.
02:53Women participate.
02:54And guys in underwear also participate.
02:57I mean, there are very diverse people here and everyone gets along.
03:00That only means one thing: yellow humor unites the world's population.
03:04No one feels discriminated against in this program.
03:06For example, if you're that weird and you dress up as a cow, it's fine.
03:10But to help you better appreciate how well such different people get along, we'll put on slow motion.
03:15And there we see how some help others to get on without asking for anything in return.
03:18Well, the truth is that with the beating some people give some people, they are already well paid.
03:22And I don't look at anyone, little doctor.
03:24Yes, you, the one in the white coat, who is turning purple.
03:27But here we are all brothers and we can touch each other.
03:30And these, why are they screaming like that?
03:34They are crazy.
03:36Pepe has heard that you can grope and comes straight to hunt big game.
03:40The girls hurry to jump over the wall.
03:42Or this is like that shark scene where everyone was running out of the water.
03:45Yes, but with the difference that Pepe is much worse than a shark.
03:49It is a giant octopus.
03:50That one is having a hard time escaping.
03:52But the screams continue.
03:53And the threat is slowly approaching.
03:57And all the girls are safe.
03:59Now only a few guys remain on the other side of the wall.
04:02But they are not afraid.
04:04Because they know Pepe won't attack them.
04:06She has never attacked a man.
04:07Still.
04:08Poor Pepe.
04:09Let's see what is said.
04:12Excuse me, excuse me, ma'am.
04:13Have all the girls passed?
04:15You haven't seen any females around here, have you?
04:19Well, play it rock, paper, scissors.
04:21Rock, paper, scissors.
04:22I won!
04:22You are deceived!
04:23No, the paper won by scissors has always been stronger.
04:26Yes, come on, stand there so I can come up.
04:28Duck down, thief.
04:29Well, loser, get going.
04:30Anyway, what do you care?
04:32Hey, hey, kid.
04:34How do you say when you pass by?
04:36How do you say?
04:38No, you say thank you.
04:40He's gone crazy.
04:41You, put your hand down, they're going to mistake you for someone else.
04:44Oh, well, you've certainly gone far to make a run for it.
04:46Of course, now you're out of strength, silly.
04:48You are very stupid.
04:50And now I do it completely differently.
04:51A beetle and a grasshopper dance the dance of joy.
04:55Do you think this is the most pathetic thing you've ever seen in your lives?
05:06Well, there's more.
05:07And one, two, one, two.
05:09Are you a bull, Juanito?
05:10On three, Paco.
05:12One, two and...
05:12Three!
05:13Very good, you big animal.
05:16Oh, sorry, what animal are you?
05:18Hey, you've grabbed the sword, Mar, you're going to cut yourself.
05:21To the labyrinth!
05:23I'm a cow!
05:25Here we have a problem that directly affects many people in our society.
05:29People who think they are cows.
05:30Doctors don't know what causes it.
05:32Yes to massive consumption of milk or massive consumption of grass.
05:35Well, animal has found the cure.
05:37He has drowned the cow.
05:38Don't kill me!
05:39Let's see, let's get this straight.
05:40That people die in yellow humor is an urban legend.
05:44Yes, like the girl hitchhiking around the bend, the cat in the microwave...
05:47Or that when you drink a flask of Coca-Cola, you die.
05:50Of course, they are horror stories for children.
05:52But don't drink hip flasks of Coca-Cola, it's very dangerous, okay?
05:57Shut up, I'm going!
05:58I hope this one wasn't insulting us.
06:00Nah, no way.
06:01It's just his way of saying with his hands...
06:03I'm going to sneak through the center of the tower and I'm going to pass without breaking a sweat.
06:07My goodness, what a defense we have.
06:09I'm scared, don't scare me, okay? Please.
06:12Don't worry, Piltrafilla. Come in, no one's going to scare you.
06:16What happened, nina?
06:17The bald guy scared me.
06:19Don't worry, he's already gone.
06:20Come on, Piltrafilla, come in without fear.
06:22Come in now!
06:23Come in!
06:24What this scared girl doesn't know is that the bald man has left, but to the next door hut.
06:28And what's worse, Animal is nearby and quite angry about the previous contestant who sneaked in.
06:34The girl decides to cross the door and then the screams begin.
06:39The heartless men rush after the girl, and she finds peace in the water all by herself.
06:47Superman!
06:48The truth is that before the contestants put a little more effort into their costumes.
06:52Yes, because this guy puts on a red tablecloth from his mother, ties it around his neck, says he's dressed as Superman, and then acts cool.
06:58We'll see if Superman can win the fight against these three supervillains.
07:03Man, this Superman looks a bit cowardly, doesn't he? Quite a coward. The guy's always running away.
07:08Their strategy is much more elaborate. They're setting a trap for them.
07:11She's waiting on the other side of the door to smack you in the face with it. Attention.
07:16Take a strategy. It worked out perfectly, let's go.
07:18The truth is, where Super Lopez is, Superman can move out. But it's always been the case, right?
07:23Bad people! Oh, I can't make it!
07:26This girl is in such a hurry that she hasn't even had time to say hello to the camera.
07:30He just remembered that he left the lentils on the stove and that's why he has to go quickly.
07:34Okay, that's it! But don't let her go so soon, we're going to talk to her.
07:37I have to go, baby!
07:39Wait a minute, I'll let you go home, but in return you have to give me a big hug, come on.
07:44You're a blackmailer!
07:45Yes, yes, blackmailer, but I got a hug. Look, I'm really feeling good, to be honest.
07:51Good afternoon.
07:52On the other side of the wall, we hear Animal singing. And that's because he's in heat.
07:57Poor girl, she doesn't know what she's gotten herself into. If Animal catches her, maybe, maybe... Well, let's just assume it won't happen.
08:03Yes, because if that happens we'll have to cut the program, as this is for all audiences.
08:07He has met Paco and the screams alert Animal, who quickly goes to get the girl.
08:11Animal is thanking heaven for sending him such a beautiful girl.
08:14Let's see something, Animal. We know you're in heat, but behave yourself.
08:18What do we do? Do we cut it or what? Do we cut it?
08:20No, no, wait, wait, that's very interesting. How are we going to cut it now?
08:23A word of advice, girl. If you're not careful, jump into the water and sacrifice yourself. It's the only way out, but really, it'll be the best thing for you.
08:31Do it. Run, girl. Do it.
08:32It's normal.
08:39And trafilla, stop spitting and trapa inside, that is, pig.
08:42This contestant knows that Animal is in heat.
08:44And he also knows that when Animal is in heat he doesn't distinguish between men and women.
08:48And of course he knows he doesn't want Animal to take out his jealousy on him.
08:51That's why he chooses the easiest path, that of water.
08:54And 100 contestants—100, that's a long shot—are still alive and kicking on today's show.
08:58Hey, hey, hey! Well, it looks like the little tree is growing, huh?
09:03It's a bit heavy, but since I'm quite stubborn, I can handle it well.
09:06Do you want to know the secret to making it grow so fast?
09:08Well, it's very easy, I water it with sake.
09:12How delicious is sake!
09:15Joy, joy!
09:17And now for something completely different, a test from the creators of the burgers.
09:23And trafillas and for my honor welcome you to the Yellow Brick Road.
09:27Let me explain, there are five doors with skulls, the contestant has to choose one and go through it, like I'm doing right now, look.
09:34Behind this door is the Yellow Brick Road.
09:37Do you now understand why the test is called that?
09:39Following the path you will have to reach the other end of the route where there are five doors.
09:43Four are bad, they lead to failure and one leads to glory, to success, to seeing the Wizard of Oz.
09:48There's a Hawaiian party with girls and the guy doesn't know anything about it.
09:52March, march!
09:53March!
09:57March!
09:58Come on, go!
10:01But don't stop the march, I'll be left alone!
10:04But not everything will be so easy in this test, pintrafillas.
10:07He has gone to great dangers to avoid.
10:09Oh, what a scare, I got scared!
10:11These are two dangers, Juanito's payment.
10:13Gosh, I've had a worse time than when I watched Showgirls.
10:16Welcome to the Yellow Brick Road, a test inspired by the Wizard of Oz.
10:21To the tiles!
10:22I'm Dorothy!
10:24Tani's puzzled face says it all.
10:27This contestant can't be called Dorothy because he's a man, or so it seems.
10:31Let's see, Dorothy is the protagonist of the Wizard of Oz, the girl who had to follow the yellow brick road to reach the Emerald City, where the famous wizard was waiting for her.
10:41Of course, and that's why this contestant says her name is Dorothy, because she's gotten into the role.
10:45But Dorothy was singing as she followed the path, and this one doesn't sing.
10:49He wanted all of Juanito to do the chorus, but these guys just pass because all they know how to do is scream.
10:54Dorothy, without much effort, has reached the end of the road.
10:57He's chosen a door, so let's see what happens.
11:01Well, the magician is gone, but look on the bright side.
11:03You can bathe and swim a little.
11:06Look, this is Iber's place, swimming in the mud, right?
11:08Here we have a new Dorothy, who will try to find the wizard so he can bring her home.
11:13And the star you see at the bottom of the screen is the right exit, the one that leads to the wizard.
11:17The girl can't see the star because it's a special effect we added after the show was recorded.
11:22Hey, one thing, have we paid Paco and Juanito's salaries?
11:25Of course not, nobody pays here, right?
11:27As I said, I see them as a bit lazy, a bit like Real Madrid players.
11:31Look, they let the contestants through, even if it's just into the mud.
11:34He prefers to be called Dorotheus rather than Dorothy, because he is quite the man.
11:39Well, what happened with Paco and Juanito is already making a big deal out of it.
11:41But what a way to get through it all! They're just standing there!
11:44Paco, do something!
11:45No, if you want to do that, leave it. It's better to do nothing.
11:48The thing is, this is the first time we've done this test, and maybe these two are a little confused.
11:54Man, we're all confused, because who would think of doing a test based on the Wizard of Oz?
11:58Sure, if only we'd included the Wicked Witch of the West...
12:01And here comes Dorothy the cow, who after years and years grazing in the fields, wants to find the Wizard of Oz so he can teach her the meaning of a good party.
12:09Of course, because his life up until now had been quite sedentary, and he's already looking forward to moving his body a little.
12:14At first, he was going to Ibiza because he was told it was the best party in the world, but then he changed his mind.
12:19The best party in the world is always thrown by the magician, or at least that's what the experts say, like Pocholo.
12:24The little cow has chosen the right door and is going to find herself face to face with the party.
12:28Let the festival begin! Let the little cow learn what it's like to party for days without sleep!
12:33Party, party, party!
12:35And now for something completely different. Professor Zamburgueso teaches his students how to pass hamburgers.
12:42Well, here I have written the secret to passing the hamburgers.
12:45Come on, write it down or you'll forget.
12:47Jolo, may I never forget those faces of yours!
12:51Holy Jesus, what a face!
12:54Well, the secret is to avoid bad burgers and step on good ones to reach the shore.
12:59I know it's not much, but hey, what there is...
13:02To die!
13:04I know the secret!
13:06This student is very confident because he has been listening to Professor Zamburgueso.
13:09And paying so much attention in class has served him well, to take a hit.
13:13Right now he is thinking about the professor and his entire family.
13:16This boy studied the secret day and night.
13:19And he didn't eat a bad burger, but he went into the water, the fool.
13:22And here comes a guy who just graduated in hamburger science.
13:25This one was smarter. Instead of going to class, Professor Zamburgueso studied the course, and the difference is clear.
13:32The next contestant received private lessons from Professor Zamburgueso because he couldn't figure it out.
13:37And right now he's not exactly sure, the poor man.
13:39Professor Zamburgueso told this boy not to go too fast.
13:43But students always do what they want and that's how they end up.
13:45The professor also said that there was no underestimation of the cow and here you are.
13:49Well, this is a dairy cow that doesn't give just any milk.
13:52The milk meringue...
13:54This man goes to Professor Zamburgueso's adult class.
13:57She wanted to win the contest to buy a stroller for her baby, but I have a feeling her offspring will still have to be carried in her arms.
14:02Are you tired?
14:03Well, this wretch could have already passed.
14:05Does your back hurt?
14:06I have it destroyed, all day with the child and hanging around.
14:09Clear!
14:10He had promised me a car.
14:12That baby strollers are very expensive.
14:14They're really expensive, aren't they?
14:15Through the roof.
14:17Don't you think cars are very expensive, kid?
14:19I don't have an opinion on politics.
14:20Of course, the child doesn't want to get involved in this thorny issue.
14:24This girl thought Professor Zamburgueso was the best teacher in the world.
14:27Now all he can think about is grabbing some nails and puncturing the car's tires.
14:31And what does it make you laugh about, by the way?
14:33This is the man who taught Professor Zamburgueso everything he knows.
14:36That is, he taught him little.
14:38Well, rather nothing.
14:39Come on, now we understand a lot about this fake teacher.
14:43And pay attention, because here comes Professor Zamburgueso himself to try to cleanse his love.
14:48Well, the only thing he cleaned was his clothes, which were quite stained with mud.
14:51And this school dreams of attending the teacher's classes in the future.
14:57A piece of advice, girl.
14:58Go out and party and stop studying hamburgers, that's useless.
15:02If you add 25 and 25 and subtract 3, you have 47 contestants still standing.
15:07Hey! How's the tree, gosh?
15:09My head is starting to hurt a little.
15:11I'm going to have a sake and see if it goes away.
15:13I'll water it a little, come on.
15:14Oh, oh, oh, oh!
15:20Let a gardener help me!
15:27And now for something completely different.
15:29A report about a woman bathing at the beach and being stung by a jellyfish.
15:44Well, obviously it wasn't a jellyfish, it was a sea monster.
15:48Goodbye, most animal animal!
15:55Let's go for a walk!
15:57I watch the show all the time!
15:59Welcome to a ball ride.
16:01Today in this competition, all the contestants are spectators who have sent us emails at humoramarillo.com.
16:07For example, this is Alejandro from Teruel, who said that Animal was his idol and that's why he let him pass.
16:12Hello, I'm Fran from Gran Canaria!
16:13Fran sent us an email telling us that thanks to his addiction to yellow humor, his girlfriend had left him.
16:19He had been fired from his job and his house had been repossessed.
16:22Don't worry, Fran, Animal will now console you with all your problems and give you cuddles.
16:27Okay, Animal, stop comforting him now. Come on, stop, you'll kill him.
16:32My name is Miguel!
16:34Miguel is from Madrid and is very worried because his sister, Natalia, has the disease known as Chinorrix humor.
16:40He doesn't distinguish the real world from yellow humor.
16:43For example, his sister calls him Pinky Winky and she believes he lives in the Chinotaur's labyrinth and he has come to find the cure.
16:50We don't know if he'll find a priest. What he found were some balls that knocked him to the ground.
16:54Animal celebrates because now this boy is also infected.
16:58I'm Jordi!
16:59As you can see, Jordi is a real geek. He's so geeky, he's even the president of the International Federation of Freaks.
17:05And he emailed us to tell us that last month they awarded the title of Freak of the Month to the Chinese Cudeira.
17:11Something that has made Animal very angry, as he wanted to be given that title.
17:15That's why he took revenge on Jordi in a very cruel way.
17:17And Jordi stays there forever.
17:20Can someone come help me?
17:22This is Juan from Cullera, who wrote to us asking us to release a yellow humor game for the Play 2.
17:28And since we didn't get it, he went to contest.
17:30You've just found out that this hurts more than playing on the PlayStation 2, although it's also more real.
17:35Take a video game, you bastard!
17:37This is Javi, from Alcalá de Henares, who asked us when they were going to release humor amarillo on DVD.
17:44Well, at the moment we are in negotiations with the Japanese, but since we don't know Japanese, the negotiations are a bit complicated.
17:50But I'm sure we'll get it out someday, Javi.
17:51And so you can watch that big hit you just got as many times as you want.
17:57Buy the DVD! Don't pirate it, okay?
18:01I'm Anton!
18:02Antón defines himself as the number one fan of yellow humor.
18:06Although that doesn't help Animal take pity on him.
18:09Antón asked us, how is it possible that after so many programs you still come up with funny things to say?
18:14Man, Antón, we come up with things. It's another matter whether they're funny.
18:18Look, Antón fell! What a blow he took!
18:21What I was telling you, Antón.
18:22Come to Alejandro again, come on!
18:24Alejandro was the spectator who managed to pass the test, but at the cost of losing his head in the attempt.
18:29Alejandro is now brainless, but a funny humor still finds him funny. Of course he is!
18:33And now, something completely different. A series starring a police officer and the dog who helps him.
18:41This series is called Rezo. A canine policeman.
18:45Come on, he's a dog. Let me introduce you to Rezo, who solves cases on his own.
18:50He's super smart. I'm going to show you how smart he is.
18:53I'm going to throw him a bone and he's going to bring it back without saying anything.
18:56Come on, Rezo, run!
18:57He's tired!
19:03This series has been cancelled and will never air again.
19:06I'm going to pass!
19:08Well, be very careful, kid. Don't hurt yourself.
19:12This is the great chopstick. Today in verse.
19:14It can be funny. It can be wicked.
19:17I'm a little discouraged.
19:18Well then see if you enjoy swimming.
19:21At most, you'll be a little wetter now.
19:24I'm a big jumper.
19:27It is obvious that this contestant was lying.
19:30What a rascal.
19:31He has gone into the water, but how does the scoundrel swim?
19:36I'm always smiling.
19:39Well, be careful, girl. Don't leave a tooth out.
19:43Well, this one has eaten the toothpick al dente.
19:46How biting!
19:47For my girl!
19:49Yes, he loves her, yes.
19:51Because what a pineapple.
19:53Let's talk to him and his daughter.
19:54Poor thing.
19:55Please let the daughter in!
19:58Good evening, I have you, sir.
20:00What is the name of this creature?
20:01Her name is Maria.
20:03We want one.
20:04Do you eat fruit and vegetables?
20:06Some days yes, other days she is tough.
20:10I loved this conversation.
20:12I hope to repeat it on another occasion.
20:15No or what?
20:16It's a rhyme.
20:17I've mastered the chopstick!
20:18Don't get too confident, kid, that's always a little dangerous.
20:22And in the end, water gets in through the mildew.
20:29I'm happy.
20:31That's ok.
20:32The worst thing is that it passes in a moment.
20:36By a hair.
20:37You've been a little slow.
20:39And it's something I'm not making up.
20:41My glasses are really cool.
20:45I had the same ones, but a dog ate them.
20:49The contestant passes the test discreetly.
20:54Gosh!
20:55What an ass!
20:56You put my best pig.
20:57One that's really cool.
20:59This is not the big chopstick.
21:01They are the hamburgers for 10.
21:02But how bad it is.
21:04That's a meme.
21:05All tests are sisters.
21:07Oh yeah?
21:07Well, let's eat some bananas.
21:09Woof, woof, woof!
21:11Who wants to be the next pop star?
21:13You?
21:14Then you've come to the right place.
21:16In Operation Yellow Humor.
21:18Although if you have come to become famous,
21:20You'd better go to that Operación Triunfo contest.
21:22Because we come here to sing.
21:24But to sing beautifully.
21:25And remember that fame doesn't go to your head.
21:27or you'll end up like Joselito.
21:29You kill the one who sings badly.
21:31and then you kill him again, okay?
21:34It's a pleasure!
21:35Hello, pirates!
21:39I came as an audience to see the songs sung.
21:42This is going to be better than The Sound of Music.
21:45Did you notice that Pinky had a cast on her arm?
21:47Don't ask, don't ask.
21:49And the first singer, who is also a bit of a pirate...
21:52Do you want to be the next David Bustamante?
21:53and drive young girls crazy?
21:55That's why he has to sing a corny song,
21:57like Busta's.
21:59There goes the guy!
21:59But this guy has been left scratched,
22:11if he always did the same thing.
22:12Don't worry, this will be resolved quickly.
22:15When a mobster steps into action and screams.
22:20Oh, even the pirate uncle hears the panic.
22:21for which he is going to set up in the bar.
22:23Do you want some fruit, mafia?
22:24Go on, have some and relax.
22:26I don't want any more imitators, trendy singers.
22:28Well, we're going wrong then,
22:30because this girl wants to be the next Amaral.
22:34Look, the pirate uncle greets her effusively,
22:36because they are big fans of Amaral.
22:38And the truth is that the girl has an Amaral air,
22:40but let's see if his voice is similar too.
22:48Well, I think the pirate guy has earned it.
22:51Plug them in, please.
22:52Yes, and he also earns the recognition of the mobsters.
22:59This girl is going to sell a lot of records at Top Manta.
23:03One word, please!
23:05I will never say "chick!"
23:07And on top of that, she's funny, but what does this guy do with her?
23:09He's not supposed to have won.
23:12Here, for treating a star badly, man, so he learns.
23:15Pirate, what a slap he gave you!
23:17You guys shut up, okay?
23:18Don't make fun of me, you're still getting paid, I'm going to give you a...
23:20My goodness, this sounds like Martian Chronicles in its heyday.
23:24People who want to hit each other,
23:25girls who become famous in a minute,
23:27and a bunch of geeks that we don't know where they came from.
23:29What happens next?
23:30The following is one who wants to be like Camilo Sexto.
23:33That gives you an idea of what the kid is like.
23:35He's a guy who leaves his doors open to begin with,
23:38that this is always a bad sign.
23:39And he's going to have to sing the classic
23:41To live like this is to die of love.
23:43That song is my praise, pirate!
23:51Oh my goodness, pirate trio!
23:53He lit the lighters!
23:54Although this version is a bit free, don't you think?
23:57Come on, so free that it doesn't look anything like it.
23:59You can't sully the great Camilo in this way.
24:02This one deserves a beating at least.
24:04Now you're going to find out, you bastard!
24:07The kid is not afraid,
24:08because he's never seen a mafia movie.
24:10But then...
24:11Don't do it again, okay!
24:12Don't even touch Camilo!
24:13Hear me!
24:14I'll rip your head off!
24:15You already know!
24:17Get out of here!
24:18Oh, pirate!
24:19How scary!
24:20How virile this man is, please!
24:22There are only six contestants left.
24:23Will any of us make it to the end?
24:26Hey!
24:26In the end they stood me up.
24:28But my friends accompany me.
24:29Don't you think it's pretty!
24:33They've thrown a party around me
24:35to celebrate that I am now a grown tree!
24:37This is cool!
24:38Wait, one's coming.
24:40Come on, please shut us up.
24:41that turns me into a dog.
24:43Do you remember when you said
24:44that you were a star
24:44and we ordinary people?
24:46Well, here you go, little star!
24:48Look, you're not so cocky now, are you?
24:50No!
24:51Don't pull out my mustache hairs!
24:52It stings a lot!
24:54And now for something completely different.
24:56Several people have an opinion
24:57on the current state of couples.
24:59Couples only go out together
25:01to go to IKEA.
25:02Couples mortgage themselves for life
25:04without knowing the implications.
25:05I look for a partner online.
25:07And that's how couples are
25:08in contemporary society.
25:11Let's get on with it!
25:14You are so beautiful!
25:15Thanks, piltrofilla,
25:16but be careful you're going to kill yourself.
25:18Welcome to spring rolls.
25:21A test that will make you cry.
25:24And that will make you dance too.
25:26All right, kid.
25:27Look how good it turned out!
25:28the two-voice presentation.
25:30She wants to present this program.
25:32No, what she's going to do
25:32is to go into the water quickly and quietly.
25:35What is this about them wanting to take away our jobs?
25:36the aunt is here.
25:37It cost us so much to get this job, man.
25:41Indeed good!
25:42I present better!
25:43It seems that this has become
25:45in a fierce battle
25:46for presenting this program.
25:47You calm down,
25:48may only present yellow humor
25:50to the one who passes the test.
25:51Perfect,
25:52because no one can surpass this.
25:53It will be the next Mercedes Milan!
25:55Well, let's see what is very important.
25:56to present.
25:57Knowing how to scream.
25:58Let's see how you do it.
26:01Pity,
26:01you have to leave the house.
26:04Wow!
26:04I wanted to be famous
26:05and carry out anti-smoking campaigns.
26:09I will make you laugh.
26:10Well, if you want,
26:11you tell us the secret
26:12to make people laugh,
26:12because we don't know yet.
26:15Well, that one,
26:15that was the secret.
26:16A good blow
26:17with a roll.
26:18Elementary,
26:19dear Watson.
26:19I'm hot, right?
26:21Yeah,
26:21but just for being good
26:22you are not going to present
26:23a television program.
26:24Well,
26:24Yeah,
26:25who knows.
26:25What is certain
26:26is that you will not present
26:26yellow humor.
26:28Let's play!
26:29Hey,
26:30kid,
26:30I think you've made a mistake
26:31of program and channel,
26:32because this is not the fair price.
26:34Yes indeed,
26:34not even your outfit
26:35not even the punch
26:36that you just gave yourself
26:36They have a price.
26:37Be careful if I see you
26:38Pinky with that shoulder...
26:39What an order!
26:40And this postman is so rude,
26:42why did you do it
26:42that cut of sleeves?
26:43Because he hates us.
26:44Us?
26:45Yeah,
26:46he doesn't like it
26:46how we comment on the program.
26:47Oh really?
26:48Clear,
26:49and that's why he wants to comment on it.
26:50Well, nothing,
26:50that I comment,
26:51that I comment
26:51Let's see if it seems that easy to you.
26:53That?
26:53Are you not talking now?
26:55I do comment well.
26:56No,
26:56if today
26:57everyone believes
26:57who can comment on a program.
26:59And the only one who can comment
27:00yellow humor
27:01apart from us
27:01It's Andrés Montes,
27:03of course.
27:04The player continues
27:04with tiki-taka,
27:05tiki-taka
27:06with the rolls.
27:07The kid tries hard,
27:09leaves everything behind,
27:10but...
27:11Tell me something,
27:11Selena!
27:12Tell me something!
27:13Well, it's the last one.
27:14contestant of the day.
27:15So if you don't get through,
27:17the award to present
27:18yellow humor
27:18will be deserted.
27:20Oh my God,
27:21my goodness!
27:21How exciting is this?
27:23How are things?
27:24And what a player!
27:25just made
27:26a somersault
27:26headfirst into the water.
27:27You don't see that every day.
27:29Come on,
27:29It is seen today and that's it.
27:30In summary,
27:31in today's yellow humor
27:32no one has won,
27:32but we have had a great time
27:33better than at an after-school event.
27:34On the other hand,
27:35the Nikkei index
27:35has lost five points,
27:36which is always a bad sign,
27:38especially for me,
27:39that I have shares.
27:40And up to here
27:40today's news.
27:42Good afternoon
27:42and a good nap.
27:43Hey,
27:49Junior,
27:49Chino Cudeiro
27:50hasn't come out today,
27:51TRUE?
27:51From here?
27:52Have you seen it?
27:53Well no,
27:53has not come out.
27:54It hasn't come out, right?
27:55No,
27:55I haven't seen it,
27:56No?
27:56What am I telling you no?
27:57No,
27:57It's true,
27:57It's true.
27:59We interrupt to give
28:00a bombshell.
28:01Everyone wonders
28:01where is Chino Cudeiro,
28:03Well, our research team
28:04has found it
28:04vacationing in the Caribbean.
28:06And these are the images
28:07with hidden camera
28:08that they have recorded
28:09our reporters.
28:10The Chinese Cudeiro
28:10is diving
28:11and thinks he has found
28:12a treasure,
28:12but it's just a piece of cloth.
28:13So our cameras
28:14they recorded something terrifying.
28:16A sea monster
28:16that pounced
28:17about our dear
28:18Chino Cudeiro
28:19for no reason.
28:20Well,
28:20for some reason
28:21because the Chinese
28:21had thrown a harpoon at him.
28:23And it was then
28:23when the monster
28:24He grabbed Chino Cudeiro
28:25and tragedy struck.
28:27No!
28:28The sea monster
28:29has killed Chino Cudeiro!
28:33Let's go there,
28:33let's dance the dance
28:34of joy
28:35in honor of Chino Cudeiro.
28:45This is the emotional one
28:46Goodbye to the pirate trio
28:47to Chino Cudeiro.
28:48I didn't want to talk
28:49from Chino Cudeiro.
28:50I wanted to complain
28:51from the haircut
28:51that they have done to me,
28:52that have left me unhappy.
28:54Let's see,
28:55who has been
28:55the program organist?
28:56It was me,
28:57I'm sorry.
28:57Well, put it that I gave you.
28:58Give me more if you want,
28:59give me.
29:00No, that's enough.
29:01No, give me more, give me,
29:02come on, give me, please,
29:03that I like.
29:03No.
29:04I'm not going to give it to you.
29:05Look, this chapter
29:05It has been very geeky.
29:06I'm really sorry,
29:07I let myself be carried away by the muses
29:08when I wrote it.
29:09I wouldn't take anything strange,
29:10TRUE?
29:10I know you.
29:11No, just orange juice.
29:13Yes of course,
29:13and I believe it.
29:14Well, like this program
29:15It has been very geeky,
29:16I think we have to ask
29:16sorry to our viewers.
29:18Come on, get going.
29:20Come on, let's go.
29:21We are so sorry
29:21having done this geeky thing.
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