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00:00Let this start now!
00:02Oh! I'm so impatient I don't know if I can stand it.
00:07I'm going home quickly, that program of blows is about to begin.
00:12But kid, don't go, a good yellow is starting.
00:15Ah, well then I'll stay, I'll stay and watch it.
00:21And!
00:22The Chinese healer is here.
00:25Yes, we're going to laugh now.
00:27Yes, we're going to laugh now.
00:28Run, jump, here it goes without stopping.
00:30Run, jump, here it goes without stopping.
00:31Yellow humor, come back now.
00:38Welcome to a new episode of the show with more screams than in a horror movie.
00:42And even more out of tune than in Operación Triunfo.
00:45Today we wanted to make a very special program.
00:48Well, they're all special. Let's just say they're different.
00:50Okay, so different.
00:52The thing is, we've managed to bring together the best of the Jet Set.
00:54That is to say, today Humor Amarillo has many carats.
00:57That's why we titled it...
00:58Yellow Beach Humor.
00:59Very important Chinese.
01:01Trakesi.
01:02Very important people are coming to the program today.
01:05Hello.
01:07Trakesi.
01:08So the important thing is to get it into the hole, right?
01:10Yes, in the whole hole.
01:12Come on, get in position and I'll try.
01:14I have to know what's going on here.
01:16I have to know!
01:17Where is the hole that I can't see?
01:19There, far away, behind those mountains, do you see them?
01:22And I have to send the ball there?
01:24Damn, I'm going to need a cannon.
01:25Give me a stick of that, come on.
01:27Trakesi, do you know that there are some high-profile contestants coming today?
01:30Of course I know.
01:31That's why I'm learning to play golf.
01:34But what have you given me?
01:35Unfortunate.
01:36What do you want me to do with this?
01:37Come on, give me the sticks.
01:38Come on, give them to me.
01:40Here you have them, Trakesi.
01:42Thank you very much, Cadi.
01:43Hit it hard.
01:44Hey, I can't do everything at once.
01:48Just give me one, one.
01:49Nothing but one.
01:50This is going great.
01:51Come on, Trakesi, show the world what you know.
01:54You're the new Tiger Woods.
01:57Watch out, watch out, Trakesi, you're leaving me without a head, man.
01:59Gypsies, gypsies.
02:01What style?
02:02June, shut up, you're distracting me, okay?
02:08What a great hit, Trakesi!
02:10It's that I'm very good.
02:11Oh, how the ranger caught us.
02:13Ana, shut up.
02:23Oh, that I am mine!
02:33And trofillas, an old monk came out and told me on one occasion.
02:37Give away everything you have and follow me.
02:39That's why I'm asking now.
02:41Who gives me their things?
02:43Yes, yes, everyone here is cool, but then they don't say anything.
02:47I already know this band, they're loaded, but then they're a bunch of scumbags.
02:51Let's see, let's see, you.
02:53Who has a great car?
02:55I!
02:56You and all your friends, right?
02:58And who has more than seven floors in the center?
03:01Why do you want so many houses, you wretches?
03:03Let's see, I think there are several bankers around here.
03:05Who are the bankers?
03:07Come on, raise your hands.
03:09And what's up with you?
03:10Are you not going to raise your hand or what?
03:11Come on.
03:12You're the one who gets some great commissions.
03:14Come on, get up.
03:16And let people see what you do with the fees your bank charges.
03:19And what do you do, beautiful?
03:20I am an architect.
03:21Just like your friend behind you, right?
03:23Then you build me a house.
03:25And why are you a VIP?
03:27Let's see.
03:28Because I'm the dentist of celebrities.
03:30Hey, and you?
03:32Do you guys sound familiar to me?
03:33We are sisters.
03:35Yes, I am the Chinovitch sisters.
03:37Right?
03:37And you?
03:38Yes, that one.
03:39Is this Isabel Preyler?
03:40Yeah.
03:41Well, I wanted to tell you that...
03:42Can I speak?
03:43No, you shut up, I'm not interested in what you say.
03:45Because I want to talk to the daughter of the largest builder in Spain.
03:48Well yes, that's me.
03:49And who are the actors in Leaving Class?
03:51That's great, because I really wanted to tell you that...
03:53I'm the worst actor I've ever seen!
03:55How pleased I was!
03:59Children, with these people you will learn something very important.
04:01Money does not bring happiness.
04:03But it helps, right, fuckers?
04:06Damn!
04:10Dolores, what do you think about our contestants being VIPs?
04:12Well, it seemed perfect to me.
04:13But I believe in the equality of all human beings.
04:15Wherever they come from.
04:17Everyone must...
04:18Come on, what a win!
04:19Oops!
04:21You got me.
04:22But I wasn't looking for a contestant to change, I swear.
04:24I don't do those things.
04:26Also, I'm tired of being accused of being horny.
04:29By the way, a lot of viewers have emailed me saying they're really mad at me, you know?
04:34Oops!
04:35Yes, here is the proof!
04:36Here!
04:37Here's an egg!
04:39Go on!
04:39And here's another one!
04:40And another one!
04:40And another one!
04:42It's amazing!
04:43This is full of eggs!
04:49How do I have to tell you not to touch my balls?
04:52Next time I'll pull off your mustache!
04:53I'm very sad, I'm very sad, because I lost my watch, you know?
05:00That he was very fond of her.
05:02Go on!
05:02If it's here.
05:03Well, we're at the mega doors.
05:05Panic!
05:06Shut up, I'm the one talking, you bastard!
05:08I don't want any distractions today, okay?
05:09Are you clear about what each person's mission is?
05:11Yeah!
05:12Don't let the contestants pass!
05:14Very good!
05:16They crash into the doors!
05:18Perfect!
05:18Very good!
05:19Let them fall in the mud!
05:21Excellent!
05:21Don't let them lower the money!
05:23Evil!
05:27Let them invite us to dinner!
05:28Fatal!
05:32I'm new.
05:34Well, you're fired, come on!
05:36I don't want any nonsense in my death squad.
05:40By the way, do you like my socks? Look how cool they are.
05:43My mother bought them for me at the flea market.
05:45Come on, let's go!
05:48To the gate!
05:49And all the contestants rush frantically to the mega doors of panic.
05:54At the end of the mega doors is a pool of flour with colorful balls hidden in it.
05:59Contestants who win one will move on to the next phase.
06:02The others will return to their homes.
06:04But before reaching the pool they must overcome several obstacles.
06:07The infernal networks.
06:09The false doors.
06:12And the puddles of misery.
06:14There's also a mudflat, but it doesn't have such a spectacular name. It's just called the mudflat.
06:19And thanks to this magnificent aerial shot, we can see that the contestants are also having a good race.
06:24That is to say, in addition to having to avoid all these dangers, they have to take care not to get a heartburn.
06:29Oh, we forgot about these! The death squad.
06:32Yes, but since they don't do anything, they don't even bother us.
06:34It's that anyone would mess with 130 contestants at once.
06:37Well, instead of a death squad, we're going to call them a mailbox squad.
06:41And let them mess with the stragglers. Come on!
06:43I like it, I like it.
06:44And now we have the first contestants with colored balls.
06:48And those who haven't yet made it to the pool have been divided into two groups.
06:51The first group, which is the one at the top, is made up of those who prefer the easy way.
06:55Those in the second group, the one at the bottom, like to mess around.
06:59They pass through the puddle of misery and then they swim in the mud.
07:02Hey, everyone has their own tastes. We're not going to judge anyone here.
07:06We're not judging, but the people below are a bit stupid.
07:09Just looking at them up close confirms this theory.
07:12First, a bath, which they try to avoid at all costs.
07:15And then, come on, roll around in the mud.
07:17Pull it like you're putting on your pants!
07:19And now we have the first stragglers.
07:23In this case, lagging.
07:26And we're not saying this for anyone, okay?
07:27It's time for the mailbox squad to spring into action.
07:30But first, let's see how the collection of colored balls is going.
07:34Well, while there are many, it is easy to find them.
07:37The problem is when there are few left.
07:39At that point, the flour pool becomes a pastry shop.
07:43Come on, take it, come on, make cakes!
07:45And the mailbox squad now has victims to hang out with.
07:48They're worth it, all together against one poor girl.
07:51Meanwhile, elsewhere...
07:53Come here, pirate, I'm going to make you mine!
07:55Whether you like it or not! Come!
07:56Help! I'm a real man! I have a girlfriend!
08:00Well, well, leave that poor girl alone.
08:03Entertain yourselves with another.
08:04Run, little girl, see if you can find a little ball.
08:07I highly doubt it.
08:08Things have gotten very difficult.
08:10There's nothing left to do here.
08:12The contestants may not find anything anymore.
08:14But there is one person who is always looking for new experiences.
08:18Of course, we are referring to our reporter, Pepe Libiston.
08:22He informs us that he has an interesting interview.
08:25For him, at least.
08:26Hello, Pepe!
08:27Hello, beauties!
08:28We've been eliminated!
08:29What is that you have there?
08:30Leave me the pig!
08:31I think you've got some lumps.
08:33Let me see them for a moment!
08:34No, please, no!
08:35I'm a forensic doctor, just look, woman!
08:38And you, are you leaving me?
08:39Come on, please.
08:39A little lonely.
08:40And the not inconsiderable number of 104 contestants move on to the next phase.
08:58Just so you know, I'm not going to bother anyone else.
09:02Go on!
09:03What a jerk!
09:04I've never touched such a big egg, my goodness.
09:06What a delicious omelet I'm going to make with this!
09:08What are you doing?
09:14That's my food, you bastard!
09:16Find your own egg!
09:17Come on, go away!
09:19Wow, that left me without an egg!
09:21This golf thing is harder than I thought, huh?
09:24Oops, my hat is getting caught!
09:26Look, Takeshi!
09:27What is that round white thing?
09:28Well, I don't know.
09:29I guess it will be the ball.
09:31Takeshi, what stick do you want?
09:32Let's see, hold the ice cream for me first.
09:34Take.
09:36This is solved with one of those long, hard things.
09:39Yes, that's exactly what I meant.
09:41Come on, give us those sticks.
09:43Do you like this one?
09:44Yes, come on, perfect, perfect.
09:46Hey, you don't have an axe, do you?
09:48Get in the middle, Takeshi, you have to hit him from there.
09:51I'm going to give the ball a shake and send it to Burgos.
09:55Here, here.
09:56Be careful, Takeshi, this is a protected forest,
09:58If the ranger sees us...
10:01Hey, this is a little complicated, huh?
10:03Calm down, Takeshi.
10:04You concentrate, come on.
10:05Stick to the tree and there.
10:07Come on, you've got it, go for it.
10:08Well, better not, better where you were, in the center.
10:10You're really getting on my nerves, aren't you?
10:12Come on, now, hit it hard, with all your might.
10:15Oh, almost.
10:16Be careful with trees, Takeshi, they are living beings.
10:18Of course they are living beings, they are always inside.
10:21Come on, again, with force, Takeshi, go for it.
10:24Go on.
10:24Hey, isn't that a lake?
10:27Looks like he fell in, Takeshi.
10:29Have you brought your diving gear?
10:31I'll leave it at home, huh?
10:34To the hamburger!
10:37I am the Marquis of Picos Pelados.
10:39Welcome to VIP hamburgers.
10:41They are the same as normal zamburguesas.
10:43The difference is that today we'll see some very high-level people crash here.
10:48Garbage, program!
10:49This isn't something you do to an aristocrat, man!
10:51Here comes the son of the Marquis whom everyone calls Chui.
10:55It's clear why they call it that.
10:57Right, Chui?
10:58But let's see how the prima ballerina of the Andorran National Ballet performs.
11:04How beautiful!
11:05Ballet is in this woman's blood.
11:09And there we have a broker from the Tokyo Stock Exchange.
11:11An aggressive man, used to winning.
11:15Well, it seems to me, what's not going to happen?
11:16Wow, what a genius he has!
11:18And since these are VIP hamburgers, a four-person manager couldn't be missing.
11:21He brought a jacket that is almost the same color as the chain.
11:24But almost, almost.
11:25Don't you know that the color of four is red?
11:27Of course I know!
11:28So what happened?
11:29Because I have been distinguished.
11:30What bad luck, huh?
11:31But I'm wearing red underwear!
11:33Look at that rascal!
11:35I wear boat shoes, that is!
11:36And among the hamburgers, a traditional posh one.
11:40Well, he just lost his boat shoes.
11:42I mean, pay close attention to this chicken's legs.
11:45Yes, you guessed it.
11:46He is a basketball player.
11:48Now, the reason why he wears a baseball uniform, that we no longer know.
11:52This girl is from a very wealthy family.
11:54But she says she will only marry for love.
11:56Even if he falls in love with a hamburger.
11:58It seems we liked them a lot.
12:00Oh, look ahead at my little path and let the cinnamon do its thing!
12:02Our next contestant is Steven Seagal's stunt double.
12:06And they say it's very dangerous to make him angry.
12:09To the double, not to Steven.
12:10So, be careful!
12:11Don't eliminate him!
12:12He gets very angry!
12:14Deleted!
12:15Be careful, he gets angry!
12:16Careful!
12:17How sad is the angry guy, really!
12:20And the circus arrives at a yellow mon!
12:24Oh my goodness, what a bag he just got himself into!
12:26No, no, he's saying no.
12:27That he did it on purpose.
12:29We're checking that right now.
12:31No, he didn't do it on purpose.
12:32If he is dizzy, you can see his tongue.
12:34Oh, what does it matter!
12:35Is this your son?
12:35That's what I've been told!
12:37Come here, come here, child!
12:38Have you seen how your dad made a fool of himself?
12:40It was cool!
12:41It's my Edwin!
12:42Very good!
12:42Do you want to be like him when you grow up, kid?
12:44No way!
12:46Let's see!
12:46Who do you want to be when you grow up?
12:48Like who?
12:48Like you!
12:49Good!
12:49I'll give you the euro later, kid.
12:51Hey, haven't they told you that you look like Wilson from House?
13:03Oh, I'm all mine!
13:10And after the burger massacre, we're down to just 57 contestants.
13:18Oh, I can't wait to find a good bird!
13:21Oh, maybe there's one here!
13:23What is this?
13:24A note?
13:25I'm going to read it, come on, and see what it says.
13:27Pepe, I love you, but my husband knows about us.
13:30What a silly thing, isn't it?
13:31It's you!
13:32Leave my wife alone, you bastard!
13:34I don't understand anything!
13:35Respect my family!
13:36Be mine because I just told you a joke and a good one, good!
13:44Look what my friend does with his mouth!
13:46Look at it!
13:55Hello, pirates!
13:56Hello friends!
13:57They're pirates, I told you!
13:58They are friends!
13:59No, they are pirates of the Caribbean Sea!
14:01But how can everyone watching us be pirates?
14:03Because they are, and that's it!
14:04And you're a pirate too, just so you know!
14:06I swear she looked like a woman!
14:09Damn, he passed the test, Dad, he gave me a car!
14:12Well, you know what we have to do.
14:14We're going to spoil the girl's gift.
14:16Let him be without a car, come on!
14:19For those who aren't big sports fans, we'll explain what this is all about.
14:23It's called American football, and what the girl is holding in her hands isn't a melon, but a ball.
14:29The contestants have to get the melon to the touchdown zone.
14:32Where to?
14:33Touchdown.
14:33And in Christian?
14:34Where the white line.
14:35Oh, and as you can see, these guys are going to make sure they don't get it.
14:40Although this girl seems to have found a boyfriend, because no animal will upload her.
14:43Yes, she's wearing a pink elbow pad!
14:44What's happening?
14:46To the ball!
14:47And whoever messes with me, tifa, eh!
14:49Let's explain this.
14:50This gentleman is the president of the Iberian Male Defense Association.
14:55And of course, he gets very nervous when he thinks his manhood is being questioned.
14:59And today we're going to show you that wearing a pink elbow patch doesn't make you any less manly.
15:03And of course, even if he's hooking up with six guys at once, he's still a big man.
15:07Come on guys, let's give him a demonstration!
15:10Everybody go for it!
15:11Let's teach him a lesson in tolerance!
15:13Come on!
15:14How are you doing?
15:16Well then!
15:17But here's one that has a key!
15:18Are you sure it's a key?
15:20What are you screwing me about?
15:21So open the door of prejudice and enjoy, man.
15:24Don't be silly!
15:25At my bank we offer the best mortgage loans!
15:30We have a banker!
15:32It's our chance, Ben Garner from the mortgage room!
15:35Come on, let's all go for it together!
15:38This looks very bad for Mr. Banker.
15:41Well, don't believe it, because I just found out that these six have been granted a loan at a very low interest rate.
15:47So you bribed them?
15:49Yes, a little, but not enough to stop everyone from attacking him.
15:53Here! This is for the commissions you get!
15:57Take it! Take it!
15:59Suffer a little, thief! I'm paying for two apartments, man!
16:05Long live the party!
16:07There we have the Japanese pocholo!
16:09It's noticeable because he doesn't like running.
16:11Besides, the guy allows himself the luxury of making fun of the bad guys.
16:15But be careful!
16:16He dribbles and takes the line on the right, but he catches him.
16:20So much partying, so much partying, in the end, takes its toll, man.
16:25Well, let's have a little party, come on!
16:27Come on, everyone to the crowd!
16:28There's Takeshi.
16:37And how do I hit the ball now?
16:39Do you want to tell me?
16:40With a submarine.
16:41I have it in the workshop.
16:43Well, come in slowly, trying to get your socks wet, okay Takeshi?
16:47Come on, little by little, little by little.
16:49Here I go.
16:50Careful Takeshi, you can't stand there!
16:51Come, come, come again.
16:52I'll hold you and you catch the ball, okay?
16:55Yeah, man, that's pretty deep.
16:57Let's see if I drown.
16:58Well, come on, all right, let's try.
17:00Hold my fan.
17:02Let's see.
17:04Was it Takeshi the duck, not me?
17:06We have been soaked to the bone.
17:08Let me try it, okay?
17:10Careful, Junior, that's full of vermin, huh?
17:12Be careful.
17:13Okay.
17:13And don't fall.
17:16Okay, watch out, okay?
17:17But what are you doing?
17:18You're going to kill the ducks.
17:20Point elsewhere, point elsewhere.
17:23Wow!
17:24As I see it, guards, our hair is falling out.
17:26Do you have a little bit of zeal, I've ruined the stick?
17:28Super glue works for me too.
17:32And to the point!
17:34I don't know if I can do it there.
17:35Yes, pintracilla, you can do it.
17:36Come on, jump like a good gazelle.
17:39We're at spring rolls, beep.
17:41It's the same as always, but it seems like something else.
17:43And this guy was right.
17:45He doubted he could make it to the end and he was right.
17:47Don't look at my panties, okay?
17:48But let's see, beautiful.
17:49How are we going to see you in your underwear if you have pants under your skirt?
17:52Did you hear me?
17:55Did you scare me?
17:56Poor thing.
17:57What a scare did you get?
17:59Oh, I don't remember what I was going to say.
18:00Well, go ahead, little pintracilla, and you'll remember.
18:03Oh, I just remembered what it was.
18:04Wait, wait, I'll be back.
18:06There is no pain!
18:07Go on, pull.
18:08And don't come back now, okay?
18:10What do you mean there is no pain?
18:11What do you mean there is no pain?
18:12Take the pain!
18:13I just can't stand these little brats, huh?
18:15Can't.
18:16Hurts!
18:17Hurts!
18:18Long live pilarica!
18:20This famous dancer from Zaragoza is going to dedicate a jota to us, riding a rollito.
18:24Dance, boy, dance!
18:25Was that a jota?
18:27More or less.
18:28I am an intellectual.
18:29A well-known Japanese writer gets on the rolls.
18:32She is a woman with a lot of brains.
18:34Too much, perhaps.
18:35Come on, it's a pain in the neck.
18:37Who is that?
18:38My boyfriend.
18:40And tell me one thing, why is he recording you?
18:42It's a secret.
18:43Echo!
18:43Oh, well, tell it to me in my ear, isn't it a secret?
18:45Come on, tell me here.
18:46Are you serious?
18:49And do you see that as normal?
18:51Is that normal?
18:52Well, if you say so...
18:53Hey, besides that thing, has your boyfriend made any other videos?
18:56Have you made any other videos?
18:58Have you made any more videos?
18:59Te video of derrin.
19:02If you see it, you die.
19:04I can't jump much.
19:05This girl has a knee injury and we've left the rolls fixed so she can jump over them.
19:10It was a lie, of course.
19:12It's easier to fool you, chickens.
19:14For my lacasones.
19:16Another fool.
19:17Nothing is done here for nothing.
19:19And if you don't believe it, try it.
19:21Come on, try skipping the rolls with the lacasones.
19:24You can't, can you?
19:25If you don't learn.
19:26I'm going to go through the face.
19:28Please put the videos to record.
19:29It was worth it, huh!
19:32Oh my goodness, what a blow!
19:35How cool is my tracksuit!
19:36The tracksuit is five sizes too big for you, kid.
19:39That way I can hide the fact that he's a stick.
19:41Which is why the rolls don't even move as he passes by.
19:44Scrawny!
19:54Oh, how I look!
19:59Good afternoon!
20:07Oh, you rascal!
20:09I would love to meet you!
20:12Arigato!
20:12Don't worry, I'll close the door, thank you.
20:15Welcome to the special edition of Earthquake in Yamamoto.
20:19Today we carried out this test at the ambassador's home.
20:22That is to say, the contestants must behave appropriately.
20:25Not only do they have to try not to fall, but also behaviors that are not allowed
20:29challenges.
20:30That is, they can't start shouting that it's done, it's done, as if they were
20:33on a football field.
20:36Wow!
20:37Both of these were eliminated for being rude, man.
20:40Mr. Ambassador, it is a pleasure to be here.
20:43I want a chinchón.
20:45Look at the ears of the one who comes behind.
20:47What's happening?
20:48My goodness, I couldn't see anything.
20:50Those big ears blocked the sun from me.
20:51And we are at the second reception organized by the ambassador.
20:55And at that moment, the earthquake begins.
20:58The waiter hasn't even had time to hand out the canapés.
21:01And some guests are starving.
21:03There is one who tries to lean against the wall so as not to faint.
21:06He hasn't eaten anything since breakfast time.
21:08Only the one who has sneaked into the kitchen and stolen a couple of olives can survive.
21:11Well, some olives, some bravas and some baby squid.
21:13Yes, that's it!
21:16May I come in?
21:17Oh, how sleepy I am, my goodness!
21:18Me too...
21:20Sorry the girl isn't talking, she's sleepy.
21:24And with this group of unsuspecting people we are going to conduct an experiment.
21:26We hypnotized some of them before entering to see if they can handle earthquakes better.
21:31Asleep or awake.
21:33So when I count to three and snap my fingers, two contestants will go into a trance.
21:37One, two, three!
21:39Sleep!
21:40Well, we've just found out that earthquakes are much easier to deal with when you're awake.
21:44Although the one left doesn't exactly look smart.
21:48I fell!
21:57It's very difficult, huh! The hole is too small.
21:59Wait, Takeshi, I'll bring you a shovel.
22:01No need, leave the hat next to me so I can measure it.
22:04But, Takeshi, you don't measure anything with that.
22:07Well, what a lousy hat.
22:09Come on, hold on, hold on, I'll give it to him.
22:11Have you calculated the wind, Takeshi?
22:13Yes, heavy.
22:14What a great shot! You're only five centimeters away from the hole.
22:18What always happens to me, Takeshi.
22:20And now what are you going to do?
22:22Well, what do you think? Put it inside.
22:24Aim for that dung beetle over there, come on, hit it.
22:28What's going on? What's going on? What killed the beetle?
22:30I've failed, but it usually kills the beetle.
22:34Oh, Takeshi was a protected species!
22:36If the ranger finds out, we'll lose our hair.
22:39But wait, wait, what is Takeshi going to throw?
22:40Don't distract him.
22:42Oops, almost, Takeshi, you're sick!
22:43It's not my day, it's not my day.
22:44But you've killed another beetle.
22:46You've blown it up.
22:47You'll see how the ranger, Takeshi, finds out.
22:48You know what I'm telling you?
22:49Screw the ranger.
22:51All right, Takeshi, you nailed it.
22:52Very good.
22:53There it goes.
22:56The ranger!
22:58He's got us!
22:59This is a nature reserve.
23:00You can't build a golf course here.
23:02How funny!
23:03We're in Spain, man.
23:05Who can't?
23:06The guy must be funny.
23:09Hello!
23:10I'm the fat spider that's going to eat the butterflies that want to be like Spiderman.
23:15Welcome to the test that Marvel will never sponsor!
23:20I want to be like Spiderman!
23:23Curtain call!
23:26I am a butterfly!
23:28The mechanics are very simple.
23:29The contestants must stay stuck to the spider web.
23:32For this they wear Velcro suits.
23:34But of course, if they throw themselves with a lot of force, no Velcro, nothing at all.
23:38Poor butterfly!
23:40I am the Tarzan butterfly!
23:41A one-butterfly man!
23:43Let's see that scream!
23:45Well, it doesn't fly nor does it grab onto a vine.
23:48What a cheap Tarzan!
23:51Come on, pull it, you little rascal, get up there! Quick!
23:54My ass is heavy!
23:56This girl had a hard time climbing the stairs because of the size of her butt.
23:59And her butt has taken her to the bottom of the pool.
24:02Get her out! The poor thing is drowning!
24:04Here I go!
24:06And after this contestant comes the woman we've been teasing throughout the show.
24:11As soon as the kid finishes, if he ever finishes, of course.
24:13Let's see if the second time is the charm.
24:16Well, it seems to me that this one is not even the fifth.
24:18Now I understand why there is a mattress placed downstairs.
24:21You rascal! We wanted to see you! Come on, laugh a little, laugh!
24:25This is awesome, right?
24:27Well, come on, stop laughing or we're headed for tragedy.
24:29Come on, don't be afraid! Jump! Jump, Grandma!
24:37I don't think it stuck because it bounced off my teeth.
24:41And the animal splits its chest.
24:42Let me dry my hands!
24:44Hey, tell the audience what you were laughing at.
24:46Come on, tell him!
24:46From a joke I wear on my helmet.
24:49Let's see, let's see, let me read it.
24:51It's true, it has the joke about the dog called Vistetas.
24:54I always crack up at that joke.
24:56The lady loses her dog and I ask one of them, have you seen Vistetas?
24:59No, but I would like to see them.
25:00It's great, isn't it?
25:02Well, I don't see the galaxy anymore.
25:03It's clear that not everyone has the same sense of humor.
25:06But it is also true that thanks to their seriousness, many contestants pass the tests.
25:10Like this.
25:12It's gone by the teeth!
25:14I'm a faggot!
25:16This boy told us off camera that when he sees a spider web, he stomps on it.
25:21Well, let him know that this spider web is not one to step on.
25:25She's one of those to hold on to.
25:27I'm laughing my ass off with you guys!
25:29Thank you very much, manjete.
25:30These are the things that keep us going.
25:32Well, I think what he meant was that he was going to work his ass off for us.
25:37I'm small, but I'm a bully!
25:39For a while on Humor Amarillo, we debated whether short people should take all the tests.
25:44We finally decided yes.
25:46They would never get over it.
25:48But they give a lot of play.
25:49Be careful not to land!
25:51And we left the spider web, but not before watching the rerun of the smiling contestant.
25:56I can't stop laughing at any moment.
25:58And yet he had many reasons to cry.
26:00But that's how people who have a sense of humor are.
26:01Yellow humor!
26:03And the four cats left in the competition will win titles because they're going surfing.
26:10Wretch!
26:11Leave my naughty wife alone once and for all!
26:13This is the last time I hit on a girl with a boyfriend!
26:19Oops!
26:20I think he left me something to eat.
26:23Opa!
26:24Birdseed!
26:26Hey!
26:27I'm not a chicken, man!
26:32Oh, it's the bird's brother!
26:34Oh, it's not my day!
26:35And I don't even know that one!
26:37Hello!
26:38Hello!
26:39Pale faces, I want to tell you that I carry you in my heart.
26:43To the board!
26:45This is my thing!
26:47We arrive at the VIP ironing board.
26:49A sport in which VIPs are especially skilled.
26:52Well, not all of them.
26:54There are some who don't, who are not at all skilled.
26:58Oh, I don't know how to swim!
26:59Help me, please!
27:00I'm drowning!
27:02For the big heads!
27:04The helmet seems to be a bit tight on this one.
27:07Indeed, that piece of melon he has, he has unbalanced.
27:10Oh, I'm so nervous!
27:12Calm down, piltrafilla!
27:13Tani is right, because this is not a test for hysterics.
27:16It is important to remain very calm and concentrate on the obstacles.
27:20Take it!
27:21Now, let him be reassured, for sure.
27:23No way, I'm still nervous!
27:26Ocea, how strong!
27:28And pay attention, because the chinopijo Cudeiro has entered the track,
27:31belonging to the noble branch of the Cudeiros.
27:33Ocea, how strong the nipple, no!
27:35His parents didn't want Yellow Humor to come and die like his poor cousins.
27:39Wow, how strong India is!
27:41But the posh Chinese Cudeiro believes that these things don't happen to rich people.
27:44Wow! You've killed that posh Chinese guy, Cudeiro!
27:49And this one, what has he gotten hooked on?
27:52With the underwear!
27:53Well, in this test I don't know if it's a good idea to go so lightly dressed!
27:57Especially since it's so light it can fly away.
28:03You're a bit of a geek, aren't you?
28:04Well yes, but he wants to see something geeky, really geeky.
28:08Where do I take the carrot?
28:09It's terrible, man, it's terrible.
28:13Long live the thrushes!
28:15Man, it's been a long time since we've seen a thrush around here!
28:18As everyone knows, he has a small head and a fat ass.
28:21Well, this one doesn't have that small a head either.
28:23Since it is a big-headed thrush.
28:27I want to touch a lot of hontas!
28:29And here we have the typical contestant who has come for everything, except to compete.
28:33Also, he has said that he wants to play a lot of hontas.
28:36What bad taste!
28:37And pay attention, because the moment the contestant has been waiting for has arrived.
28:39And it's coming...
28:41And many hontas await him lying down.
28:42This is almost pornographic.
28:44But the contestant has achieved his goal, touching the tummy of many hontas.
28:47And of course, there's no point in continuing.
28:49He has been eliminated, but he leaves happy.
28:52I know I'm happy!
28:53But girl, she hopes to pass the test to be happy.
28:57Oops, I think my smile just broke in four places.
29:00The smile and the neck.
29:02Be careful, Viltrofilla, you don't break the scenery.
29:05Sorry!
29:05If you break anything else, you're going home, right?
29:08That has reached deep inside him.
29:10Look how concentrated it is.
29:12He almost touched my nipple.
29:14Hey, handsome, don't break anything else.
29:16You already told me!
29:18Well, if anything, give me that big hand.
29:19Come on, you can continue!
29:20The last nipple approaches, does not pull it and manages to pass without breaking anything.
29:25I think something is broken.
29:26He has broken his shins.
29:27And then come the VIP winners, who will give us their opinion of the program.
29:34Humor amarillo is a program for the poor, that is...
29:36And he is a poor man for you, Viltrofilla.
29:38The one who has less than 100 million.
29:39Whatever you say.
29:42Viltrofilla, you who see that money belongs to better people.
29:44Or as they say in Japanese, I want to have a million friends.
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