00:05All right, you know, as a reporter...
00:10Before I settle down to doing comedy, I guess you could call it here on the show...
00:15I did all sorts of interesting stories, some horrible stories.
00:19This...
00:20This guy, he's one of those morning show reporters in Ohio.
00:25Ooh, okay.
00:26And as he's out there covering the snow and...
00:30How people were dealing with the weather, some guy invited him into his hot tub.
00:35That's what happens in Ohio a lot.
00:37Oh, no.
00:38You got it.
00:39He got in the hot tub with an old guy.
00:43Here's that.
00:44This story, it's W-S-Y-X.
00:47I think it's Canton.
00:49I'm not...
00:49I love my job because we get to meet great viewers here in central Ohio, just like Doug.
00:54Recap, 20 minutes ago, Doug was the first person we saw.
00:57He was scraping his...
00:59That's gross.
01:00This is a weatherman, right?
01:01I don't know if he's a weatherman or he's just like the...
01:04On the scene guy, you know, the morning reporter guy.
01:06I just...
01:06I don't...
01:06I'm gonna...
01:08I have a feeling.
01:09And I don't know.
01:11But I have a feeling he's been in many hot tubs with other men.
01:14From the sounds of it.
01:17That's your feeling.
01:18It's just a gut.
01:19I go with my gut.
01:20This old guy lurking in the hot tub is crazy.
01:23Do you see his...
01:24He's shaking his face while he's shaking his frappuccino?
01:26No.
01:26He was shaking it up.
01:28I gotta...
01:28He's so excited.
01:29That was the first person we saw.
01:32He was scraping his driveway.
01:34He was shoveling it out.
01:35And we just got to talking.
01:37And he said...
01:37He's getting that arm ready.
01:39Hot tub in two days ago.
01:40So I said...
01:41Doug, can we get in your hot tub on good day?
01:44Columbus.
01:44And that's what we're doing.
01:46Don't look.
01:47Would you?
01:47Oh my God.
01:49I think his microphone pack is in his pocket.
01:51You're right.
01:52I think he's about to be...
01:54I did see his microphone pack here.
01:58Why?
01:59And that's what we're doing.
02:00Yes.
02:01So you...
02:02This is what I love.
02:03I meet...
02:04Joyous people.
02:05Reminder of yours how much you love the winter.
02:07I mean...
02:07To me, this is your season.
02:09My father was raised skiing and played hockey since I was eight years old.
02:14So I've always loved the winter time.
02:15And here we are.
02:16Last night it was snowing and I was laying in...
02:19I've been here loving life.
02:20Loving life.
02:21This guy's bombed already.
02:22That's what we try to do on good day, Columbus.
02:23Obviously we...
02:24We have to give the news.
02:25But also...
02:25Give him a hand job.
02:25We get to love life of people in our community.
02:27Isn't that great?
02:28I love it.
02:29If I'm in a hot tub, I'm not that close to anyone.
02:32Well, he's doing an interview.
02:33He's got to be...
02:34I'm not even...
02:35I'll be like, hey, so what do you think?
02:38I'm not...
02:39I'm not getting close to a microphone like on a hockey stick.
02:42Wilfred Brimley looking old.
02:44Old man.
02:45Who knows what he has on in there.
02:48Not much.
02:48Am I?
02:49If anything, if anything.
02:50Not much.
02:50A cocktail for the morning little Starbucks.
02:52A little Starbucks frappuccino.
02:54Oh, don't drink it.
02:58Talk about the scene here.
02:59Oh, that's...
02:59He's going to pass right out in there.
03:00Oh, no.
03:01He's shaking it up towards his...
03:03Oh, no.
03:03Oh, no.
03:04You can't shake stuff like that on TV.
03:09Did you see the way he was like, oh, great.
03:11He took it with two hands like this and started...
03:14He's shaking it right at his head.
03:15He did right before this.
03:17Talk about the scene here.
03:18Oh, my God.
03:19Yeah, I'd be there.
03:19You get coffee in your hot tub.
03:20It's 100%.
03:22Talk about the scene because if you pan over here, you can...
03:24You got a view of these trees with the snow on it.
03:27Yeah, the scene right over there in the backyard.
03:28I mean, it's a fence is what I see.
03:29Fire pit.
03:30Fire pit out there.
03:32My goodness.
03:34Do you have more work to do?
03:36I mean, you just installed this hot tub, what, two days ago?
03:38I do.
03:39As a matter of fact, I'm having a new back door put in.
03:41Really?
03:41Yes.
03:42It's laying over there in the snow.
03:44Back door.
03:44Are you going to try to do that stuff, guys?
03:46Back door.
03:47He's having a new back door put in.
03:49Yeah, guys.
03:49Okay, come on.
03:51Guys.
03:51They're jerking off Starbucks containers and talking to...
03:53I feel like...
03:54This guy, he's like, how much gay stuff can I get into this report?
03:59Yeah, like he double-handed shook a...
04:04A little Frappuccino drink right towards his mouth.
04:08He's talking about...
04:09His new back door.
04:10His back door.
04:11He wants this guy bad.
04:12Oh, my God.
04:13In the middle of winter.
04:14No, I'm not doing it.
04:15I'm having professional...
04:15Oh, good, good.
04:16I mean, you installed the hot tub.
04:17I mean, I didn't know what else you were going to do.
04:19How long have you lived here in Pickerington, Doug?
04:21This is 23 years I've been.
04:24I've been here.
04:24Wow.
04:25Yes.
04:25The road didn't even make it down to your house when I moved in here.
04:28Really?
04:28No.
04:29It's dead-ended.
04:30Look at that.
04:30And you're just enjoying the winter.
04:31We welcome you to the neighborhood, by the way.
04:33Oh, thank you.
04:34So it's his neighbor.
04:35It's his neighbor.
04:36So he got the idea, because I was wondering why he had swim trunks ready.
04:39He had planned this whole little report.
04:41Oh, right.
04:42With his neighbor.
04:43Yeah, with his neighbor.
04:44That he just met.
04:46Oh, welcome to the neighborhood, by the way.
04:48Like he's never been.
04:49He's never been in that hot tub before with these men.
04:52Welcome to the neighborhood.
04:53Look at that.
04:54The way he's rubbing the bottle like it's a genie lamp.
04:56Yes.
04:57Yeah.
04:58Well, something.
04:59Something's going to come out of it, but it's not a genie.
05:02Neighborhood, by the way.
05:04What's funny is I live around the corner, a stone's throw away.
05:07I've seen your Camaro in the...
05:09This is the gayest news report you've ever seen.
05:14Oh, my God.
05:15They're live in a hot tub.
05:17The guy in the hot tub owns...
05:19The guy in the hot tub seems so, like...
05:21I don't know.
05:23It doesn't seem...
05:24I know.
05:26He doesn't seem as, you know, stereotypical.
05:30No, no.
05:30I mean, he just seems like a rough, you know, kind of guy.
05:33Um...
05:34I think he's almost like a grown-up village person.
05:37You think so?
05:38Because of the...
05:39The mustache?
05:39Yeah.
05:40You know, because sometimes you have that because you were like a biker.
05:44And then sometimes you have that because you used to wear leather all the time.
05:48Okay.
05:49I don't think that guy would be into that guy.
05:51Like, the reporter would be into that guy.
05:53You wouldn't think so.
05:54No.
05:54But...
05:55That's what I mean when he's...
05:56Oh, the reporter.
05:56...rough and tough and kind of, like, old.
05:59If I was rough and tough and old, though...
06:01He's young and attractive.
06:03And this guy tried to...
06:04You don't sit that close to me.
06:05I'm shimmying.
06:06Right.
06:06I'm shimmying.
06:07You're not cool with it.
06:08You're on TV and you're...
06:09You're in a hot tub with a dude like that.
06:10Right.
06:10I know.
06:11I know.
06:11I know.
06:11It just took on live television.
06:14I know.
06:14Hot tub.
06:15And I do want to talk about the bells and whistles of this thing.
06:17Because I got little Jets going.
06:19Going on my feet.
06:20What's behind you?
06:21This is called a waterfall.
06:23And you wouldn't...
06:24Think that that little waterfall would do much.
06:26But put that on the back of your neck and feel it.
06:29What do they do?
06:31Feel my Jets.
06:33Come feel my Jets.
06:33I'm glad.
06:34They didn't say anything about their butts.
06:35Oh my God.
06:36Yeah.
06:36Can you see that?
06:38Stimulating your B...
06:39Nice.
06:41And that just puts nice warm...
06:44Touch on the back of your neck.
06:46The steam's coming up.
06:47We're getting the exfoliation.
06:49No, you need to try this one right here.
06:50Oh my God.
06:51Oh my God.
06:52It's like musical chairs in here.
06:54This has turned into a good day test Columbus.
06:56Let's see.
06:57It's on the shoulders.
06:59Yes.
07:00Oh, it's heavy on the shoulders.
07:01Feel that.
07:02Doug, I'm not going to want to get out of this thing.
07:04And you can inject air into it.
07:07Oh man, it's fun.
07:08Look at...
07:09Look at that.
07:09So if you're looking for something great to do, find a neighbor with the hot...
07:14I guarantee they're going to love life like Doug over here and let you go away.
07:19Something fun to do.
07:20Yep.
07:21Find a neighbor with a hot tub.
07:22It's like I've always...
07:24People with hot tubs.
07:26They're always letting their neighbors in.
07:28Thanks for letting them in.
07:29Oh, you're welcome any time.
07:31Now what I have to do is, here in about 20 minutes...
07:34I've got to get over to the hill at Sycamore Creek because we're going to go sledding.
07:37So I've got to dry off.
07:39Hey Cam, before you go, why don't you have Doug make you some food?
07:44Oh, Katie asked if you could make me some food.
07:48If you could choose any...
07:49Any dish in the world to make?
07:50What's one of your favorites to put together?
07:52For food?
07:53Yeah, just anything.
07:53What's your favorite?
07:54Steaks on the barbecue right there.
07:57Filet mignon, tenderloin on the grill.
07:59Live show tomorrow morning from Doug's backyard.
08:02Hot tub and steaks.
08:04Kirk, Katie, Elisa, Phil, the whole gang.
08:06How does that sound?
08:07Come on down.
08:09This guy's wild.
08:10This guy's wild.
08:11I think he just...
08:13Whatever goes, goes.
08:14That guy, you know what I mean?
08:15He's up for a good time.
08:16He's just whatever happens, happens.
08:18Bust out the...
08:19But no mention of a wife or a lady or...
08:21No, a lover.
08:22But the word exfoliating was...
08:24Yeah, it was.
08:25It sure was.
08:26Not a lot of straight guys.
08:26That word has never come up during a conversation with...
08:29No, I'm not sure he got it.
08:34Right?
08:34Like, exactly.
08:36But he did use it, right?
08:38Yeah.
08:38He did use it.
08:39That's true.
08:40I don't think...
08:41The waterfall was going to...
08:44Exfoliate him.
08:44And the steam would not either.
08:46So, you know...
08:47Close but not.
08:49No cigar, but...
08:50That's the way we do it.
08:51Like a squatter.
08:52We're all friends here.
08:53You just invite him in.
08:54I think he's more like a star.
08:55We all love each other.
08:56The star.
08:58A squatter A.
08:59He's a stalker.
09:00He discovers he has a Camaro that he likes.
09:02He's seen in the neighborhood.
09:04If I were Doug, I might get a, you know, temporary restraining order put out.
09:09He's one double gun away from officially flirting with him.
09:13Yeah, he is.
09:14You better keep those things underwater.
09:18We don't...
09:19We don't know what happens next.
09:20That's the mystery.
09:21I do.
09:22That reporter can't be into that.
09:24What's his name?
09:25The reporter?
09:26Yeah, the reporter.
09:28Um...
09:29I don't know.
09:29Let's see here.
09:30Because we get to meet great viewers here in Central Ohio.
09:34Just like Doug.
09:35Recap.
09:3520 minutes ago.
09:36Doug was the first person.
09:37Cameron Fontana.
09:39I mean, tells you everything you need to know.
09:43You're crazy, man.
09:44What do you want your name to be?
09:45What about Cameron Fontana?
09:48That could be...
09:49That could be his real name, you idiot.
09:51No way.
09:52No chance.
09:53Come on.
09:54There's no way.
09:58I've just never...
09:59I've never seen that before.
10:01He's the only Cameron Fontana around, right?
10:03He's got...
10:04Sure are.
10:05Yeah.
10:06Mmm...
10:07I found him.
10:08I found him.
10:09Oh, you found him, huh?
10:10Well, so did I.
10:10How's that?
10:11Is that his X page or what did you find?
10:12Facebook.
10:12Does he have a...
10:13Facebook.
10:14A loving...
10:15Interested in?
10:17There's a wife and kids.
10:19Yeah.
10:19Oh.
10:19Mm-hmm.
10:20He's a wife and kids.
10:21My buddy's dad did, too.
10:22So do I.
10:22So do I.
10:24So does Jason.
10:25He says, what are you doing?
10:26Oh, yeah, he does.
10:27What are you doing to yourself?
10:28Oh, yeah, he does.
10:29What are you doing to yourself?
10:29I have a wife and kids.
10:31And I wouldn't be opposed to getting in the hot tub with that.
10:33Oh.
10:34Oh, wow.
10:34Oh, my God.
10:37Oh, yeah, he does have a little family.
10:39Yeah.
10:39You know, that's fine.
10:40Everybody's got to do what they got to do.
10:42I think it'd be a good time in that.
10:44Hot tub, minus the incredibly sugary drink.
10:47Oh.
10:47I have to talk to him about that.
10:48That's...
10:49That's the thing that turns you away, not the creepy old guy.
10:50I could see Court getting in there.
10:52Yeah.
10:52Oh, totally, Court would do it.
10:53Of course.
10:53Yeah.
10:54Give me...
10:54We'd be saying the same thing about Court.
10:57I'll be honest.
10:58So, Court...
10:59Court's also frozen solid in his back room right now, so...
11:03Oh, right.
11:03There's no...
11:04So, if anyone wants to open up their hot tub for Court to broadcast live from...
11:09Oh, my.
11:10Feel free to reach out.
11:11Don't.
11:12We'll send them out.
11:12I will take you up on it.
11:13There you go.
11:14Live from someone's hot tub, Court.
11:16You provide the drinks.
11:18You've got to...
11:19Be in there with them.
11:20Oh, my God.
11:22I hope.
11:23I hope.
11:24That would be incredible.
11:25Yeah, right?
11:27Or...
11:28Yeah, Court wouldn't mind.
11:29Doing it.
11:29I mean, I can't even imagine it.
11:31I honestly...
11:32If I...
11:33You just...
11:34You...
11:34You don't want to do a job where they're like, listen, today's assignment is you're going
11:38to find a mystery.
11:39Mystery Man and get in his hot tub with him.
11:44He wanted to.
11:45It was his idea.
11:46It had to be.
11:47Yeah.
11:47Yeah.
11:47What about an older lady?
11:49I don't want to get in the hot tub.
11:54I know what happens in there.
11:56I know what happens in there.
11:57Chuck, have you ever been in a hot tub?
11:59Yeah, he has.
12:02You've talked about it on the show.
12:04Yeah, I mean, I think so.
12:05Yeah.
12:06Oh, yeah.
12:07I mean...
12:08I don't recall.
12:09I'm trying to recall right now myself.
12:12Because you always talk so badly.
12:14You've talked about hot tubs.
12:15I don't know if I have.
12:16You're like anti-hot tub, so it's fine.
12:18Well, I just know that...
12:19It's like, you know, get ready to bang, you know?
12:21Like, you're getting ready to bang somebody.
12:23Who's there?
12:24That's your opinion about it.
12:25Who's here?
12:26You know?
12:28Yeah, I know.
12:29No, it's not for me.
12:30I'm not a hot tub enthusiast.
12:33They're gross.
12:33That guy...
12:34That's a guy I assume is the guy who builds the hot tub in his back.
12:39Absolutely.
12:39The Camaro guy with that hair.
12:42100% has a hot tub.
12:43Right.
12:45I'm amazed it's new.
12:46It probably just replaced an old one.
12:48Yeah.
12:49Yeah, that's it.
12:49Yes, because I'm assuming that, like, the deck seemed to be cut out.
12:54To, you know...
12:56Yeah.
12:56There was one there before.
12:58He just got a new one.
12:58You think that guy's married?
12:59Married the older guy?
13:00No mention of a wife.
13:01No mention.
13:02No, there's no...
13:02You see how happy he was?
13:04He doesn't settle down.
13:06Do you see how happy he was?
13:08Yeah.
13:08Come here.
13:09Married the older guy with a Camaro and a hot tub.
13:10No.
13:10When you get all the cars you want...
13:12He's divorced.
13:12Yeah, exactly.
13:13He's divorced.
13:14I'm surprised I don't have a hot tub.
13:16Guy said, I don't have a hot tub, but we can use my...
13:19If it fits too, snug.
13:22I bet it'll be...
13:24He's snug.
13:25Feet to feet.
13:26Have you been in a bathtub with another man?
13:28You...
13:29You seem like you might have been.
13:31You know what?
13:32Because there's photo evidence out there, I have to say...
13:34I have to say yes.
13:34Yes, I have.
13:35Oh my God!
13:35I knew it.
13:36He was in a frat.
13:37Because it was National Basketball...
13:39Bathtub Day?
13:39No.
13:41There you go.
13:42And the bath was there.
13:44Yeah.
13:45We had some Starbucks drinks.
13:47Very cool.
13:48Just like this guy.
13:50We had some steaks.
13:51Steaks, drinks.
13:53Hot dogs.
13:54Oh yeah.
13:55A lot of wieners going around.
13:57No doubt.
13:58Anyways.
13:58Anyways.
13:59That was just an interesting...
14:00Gay sex?
14:03I just had that.
14:04Interesting live news report there.
14:06That's the weirdest one we've seen in a while.
14:09It's been a long time.
14:09Oh yeah.
14:10Oh yeah.
14:12Oh.
14:14Oh yeah.
14:19Oh go.
14:22Bye.
14:23Habb выдrape.
14:23Bye.
14:24Bye.
14:27Bye.
14:29Bye.
14:31Bye.
14:40Bye.
14:40Bye.
14:41Bye.
14:43Bye.
14:43Bye.
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