00:07Well, this seems like it's not the best idea, but as nursing homes face staffing crisis,
00:14they're bringing in helper robots.
00:18We know robots scare seniors, so I don't know if this is the best idea.
00:21They're not going to trust it.
00:23They'll not at all.
00:24Here's that story from CBS News.
00:26Helper.
00:27Good job, Ms. Barrow.
00:29Over their lifetime, the people in this room have seen major advancements in technology,
00:34television, the Internet, Neil Armstrong walking on the moon.
00:39But now, a different kind of giant leap.
00:43Why do you got to make it look like a creepier?
00:46He plays music.
00:47Should I practice my autograph?
00:49Knows how to work a room.
00:51Which U.S. state is known as the Sunshine State?
00:54And happens to be very good at trivia games.
00:57Wow.
00:57The folks here at Live Oak Adult Day Care Center in San Jose are living with mild to moderate dementia.
01:04I love it.
01:05And Iroki has a way of bringing the room to life.
01:09It has brought a lot of joy.
01:11Izumi Asukawa is Live Oak's chief happiness officer.
01:15Yes, that's actually her title.
01:17She says the robots keep people company, freeing staff to focus on care.
01:2210,000 people are turning 65 every day, and we don't have enough caregivers.
01:27One job I know we'll never have is chief happiness officer.
01:30Oh, no.
01:31I don't think I can do it.
01:32I don't think I can do it.
01:33You can't do it.
01:49Let's go, everybody.
01:50Muriel would be asleep.
01:52He'd be like, wake up, Muriel.
01:53Come on, bitch.
01:55Wake up.
01:56And then people don't like it.
01:58They're not happy.
01:59And then he flips into rage day.
02:03Like when he tried to take away a giveaway because they weren't excited enough.
02:06Exactly.
02:07You don't win bingo today, bitch.
02:09This guy could never do it.
02:11No.
02:11You don't know me.
02:13No.
02:14No.
02:15Chief happiness officer.
02:17No, Jason.
02:18I'm just playing character here, man.
02:20Let's be realistic.
02:21I'm full of joy.
02:21You're not full of joy when you leave here.
02:24I do.
02:26There's no way.
02:27I can't even imagine.
02:29Hurry up.
02:29Those poor ladies.
02:30You don't know me at all.
02:32He's taking them all to the zoo, I guess.
02:34You don't know me.
02:35You don't know me.
02:36You don't.
02:38You texted me when you were home with your kids and you basically said you wanted to
02:41kill yourself.
02:42Well, that was personal.
02:44And you know what?
02:46As a chief happiness officer, you shouldn't be revealing that sort of stuff.
02:50Just this morning, I said I had a hood on to feel comfortable and you were like, oh,
02:54yeah.
02:54All the hand movements.
02:57You're real supportive when we're in a bad mood.
03:00I am not currently chief happiness officer.
03:02I'm saying I could play the role.
03:03I don't think anyone here thinks that's not ideal.
03:05No, we're not qualified.
03:06That's the point.
03:07I'd be the best.
03:08It's not ideal.
03:08It's bad.
03:09I can do anything I put my mind to.
03:11No.
03:11I'd only want to work at a place where everybody was realistic.
03:15Yeah.
03:16You know?
03:16Absolutely.
03:17We're not trying to be happy here, right?
03:19This sucks, doesn't it?
03:21I'm going to prove you wrong.
03:23All right.
03:23Well, we all know this sucks.
03:24You guys want to play some bingo?
03:26No.
03:26Bingo sucks.
03:27You're right.
03:28It sucks.
03:28But what else are we going to do?
03:29You want to just sit in that chair all day?
03:31Yeah.
03:31You can't even move.
03:34I'm on a mission.
03:35Okay.
03:36Yeah.
03:36I'm going to prove you wrong.
03:37Just wait.
03:38Let's see how long Chief Happiness Jason lasts.
03:41Okay.
03:41What do we got coming up next, Dave?
03:43Can't wait to hear it.
03:44The year of the butt crack.
03:46Mmm.
03:46Mine.
03:47You guys like butt cracks, right?
03:48Of course, crack.
03:49It's all about me.
03:50Ugh.
03:51And he's gone.
03:53And he's out.
03:54Well, it's like the second time he's put his butt right in my face today.
03:56Yeah, that's true.
03:57If you manage to keep your New Year's resolutions to lose weight this long, it's possible that
04:01your pants are sagging off your hips and you need a belt.
04:04Nope.
04:05Well, good news.
04:06According to Vogue, 2026 is the year of the crack.
04:11They're not talking about the drug.
04:12They're talking about backside cleavage.
04:16Welcome to the year of the crack.
04:18That's right out, though.
04:20That's right out.
04:21And more advanced than 2000, whatever.
04:23Yeah, that's what I thought we were getting back to.
04:26If you haven't been paying attention to fashion runways lately, high-end designers are hyping
04:30a look featuring a little plumber's crack.
04:33Sometimes a lot.
04:35Yeah, that's just that chick's ass is right out.
04:37Yes.
04:38Yeah, the image they chose shows everything but a crack.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Yeah.
04:42Some celebrities and influencers have also been experimenting with the trend, including
04:46Kendall Jenner, Zoe Kravitz, and Hailey Bieber.
04:49It's not new.
04:50Last spring, the hot trend at Milan was low-cut jeans with a hint of crack showing for both
04:55women and men.
04:57Yikes.
04:58But Vogue thinks it's ready to go mainstream, and this will officially be the year of the
05:03butt crack.
05:03Well, it's finally time for our chubbier men of this generation to feel how we felt when
05:12little tiny jeans hit the market, and that was all you basically could buy.
05:19Low-rise.
05:20Low-rise.
05:21Low-rise jeans on a chubby man.
05:24Yep, me too.
05:25Yep.
05:26I spent the whole day pulling my pants up.
05:28The most uncomfortable day of my life.
05:30I put a belt on and cinched it so tight that I think both of my legs almost died.
05:37You know?
05:39We are not meant to show our cracks.
05:41No.
05:41It's a real tragedy.
05:43It really is.
05:44But they say this will be the year.
05:46So if you want to read more about Year of the Crack, you'll find the details at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
05:52It's not for all of us.
05:55How's it going over there, Chief Happiness Officer?
05:57I'm smiling.
05:57Yep.
05:58Yeah, Craig.
05:58It's Year of the Crack.
05:59Court wants to show you something in his office there.
06:02Bring it on in.
06:03Oh, don't.
06:04Don't say that.
06:05Don't.
06:05Don't.
06:05Are you kidding me?
06:06Do you know who you're doing?
06:06You guys are going to see it, too.
06:08You just called Satan.
06:09Oh, there he is.
06:10You came in two seconds.
06:12I'm not looking at his crack.
06:14I'm not looking at his crack.
06:17Oh, my God.
06:17It's out.
06:18Oh, my God.
06:19It's out.
06:19Wait.
06:20I'm turning around.
06:21Year of the Crack.
06:22I will not look at his crack.
06:24As a Chief Happiness Officer, you must.
06:26Don't make him look at his crack.
06:28God bless it.
06:30Oh.
06:31I thought when I came back, things would change.
06:34It's getting worse.
06:35I know.
06:37But today's a weird day.
06:38Oh, it is a weird day.
06:39It is weird.
06:40I don't know what to tell you about today.
06:43I didn't expect to see that today.
06:45No.
06:45I didn't.
06:46No.
06:46I heard Jason's cry of anguish all the way down here.
06:48Oh, yes.
06:49Oh, what the?
06:51And there he goes.
06:52It took him seriously, like, two seconds to walk through that door.
06:56Yeah.
06:56Oh, my God.
06:57He's ready.
06:57I can't believe it was that fast.
06:58I heard his keys jangle as soon as you said court.
07:01You showed me a person who can stay happy through that.
07:04The man just busts in this room to show me his crack.
07:07Put your hoodie on.
07:07Put your hoodie on.
07:08Forget it.
07:09Just forget it.
07:10At the end of the shop, happiness officer experiment.
07:12Done.
07:13Ruined by one man's crack.
07:15I won't give up.
07:16Court was bent over for a lot longer than he wanted to stay bent over.
07:19I don't know what he was looking for over there.
07:22I didn't find it.
07:23I have to come back.
07:24Don't come in here.
07:25I got scissors.
07:26Here up the crack.
07:28Here we go.
07:29Oh, my God.
07:30He's got a weapon.
07:31Yeah, don't.
07:32No, it's not safe.
07:33Never mind.
07:34I found it.
07:35He's no longer chief happiness officer.
07:37You hear that?
07:37Yeah.
07:37Okay.
07:38This is an ASMR haircut.
07:39Okay.
07:40We're going to take a break when we come back.
07:42We're going to take a break.
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