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00:06a woman in florida is accused of setting her boyfriend's home on fire
00:10she said she would quote huff and puff and blow his house down okay and she did oh this woman
00:17from clearwater accused of setting her boyfriend's home on fire after making those threats online
00:23firefighters were called to a home in clearwater beach they extinguished the fire which started in
00:28a shed outside 55 year old heather joe england was arrested after police say an anonymous tip pointed
00:34them toward her social media posts according to england's arrest report she threatened to burn
00:39down a home belonging to her boyfriend's grandmother who allows him to sleep in the shed oh wow so she
00:47burned the shed and she burned the shed oh i hope i'm never sleeping in my grandma's shed well
00:54police said a neighbor's security camera footage showed her vehicle at the home 41 seconds before
00:59a fire was reported is there a a threat that i would not take seriously more than i'll huff and
01:09i'll puff
01:09and i'll blow your house down like i don't take that seriously even like you don't take a big
01:14animal threat seriously i can't i mean i don't i really don't i don't know what other nursery rhyme
01:20threats you went to market oh wee wee wee all the way home no like i don't it's tough to
01:27take
01:27a nursery rhyme threat seriously dumpty sat on a wall humpty dumpty had a big fall what i'm like i'd
01:37be like
01:38huh all the king's horses and all the king's men could not put humpty together again scroll scroll i
01:45just scroll right you don't see that as a threat no that sounds threatening to me i mean it sounds
01:51crazy if i was an egg and i was on a wall i would think maybe that is some terrible
01:58talk i feel like
02:00someone's gonna push you to your death i don't know from what my computer chair i don't put myself
02:06in uh like i am falling at most four feet that's got to be the most threatening nursery rhyme though
02:15humpty dumpty right oh i don't know like there's uh the search hansel and gretel that seems that
02:24that was like they i'm gonna eat you mary mary quite contrary apparently the darkest one murderous psychopath
02:36it's queen mary of england oh wow who knew that the darkest nursery rhymes they're all kind of creepy
02:45they are oh yeah jack fell down and broke his crown and jill came tumbling after
02:51umpty dumpty's there there it is number 10 yeah most of these i think oh london bridge is falling down
02:56rockabye baby baba black sheep have you any wool yes sir yes sir three bags full huh what does it
03:05all mean they don't probably don't look into it oh yep yep three blind mice weirdos for
03:10same as the kids see how they run it's so dark three blind mice is a tale about a vicious
03:16knife
03:16wielding farmer's wife man well yeah she was chasing around the mice right
03:23people gotta look into these before they just we just say them we just say them they represent three
03:29protestant loyalists who were accused of plotting against queen mary mary showed no mercy towards
03:36them she didn't cut off their tails she burnt them at the stake okay how many of these how many
03:42of these
03:42songs come from the time of queen mary a lot of the mary mary quite contrary is another one i
03:48know
03:48ring around the rosie too well that one is like the plague the plague well that's number one considered
03:54the worst that's number one ring around the rosie a pocket full of because you'd full you'd put their
04:01ashes ashes ashes and then you die so what were you singing so you were singing you were singing the
04:10the i don't know i this one says it's a tissue a tissue we all fall down i thought it
04:15was ashes ashes
04:18is that just americanizing maybe i think ashes when you a tissue but the posies the pockets full of
04:29posies was like to cover up the smell it's like really dark posies were flowers that people carried
04:36around to fend off illness oh okay yeah i'd heard oh look and then you get like 18 titties
04:43i don't stop saying these people this is bad i know i just played the other day
04:49you did yeah ring around the rosie he loves it oh wow look i almost drowned we make it a
04:57fun song
04:58you know in a pool ring around the rosie event that was when i was a child and that was
05:03my last ring
05:03around any rosie someone said dave singing them is nightmare yeah it is it's not great you're kind
05:12of like ashes ashes very very quite contrary three blind my umpty dumpty
05:21you're looking right at them still they're all dark yes they're all dark but if someone typed one of
05:29them out on my social media i wouldn't be like well that's a threat against my life if i was
05:34like
05:35papa black sheep have you any what yes sir yes sir three bags four i would respond maybe
05:44i think honestly umpty dumpty means you're gonna throw me to my death
05:49maybe what's going on in the goosey gander just throwing them down the stairs
05:53goosey goosey gander i don't even know that one in my lady's chamber there i met an old man who
05:58wouldn't say his prayers so i took him by his left leg and threw him down the stairs yep oh
06:03this
06:03reflects a time when catholicism was outlawed under protestant rule and catholic priests had to say
06:08their forbidden latin prayers in secret he threw a priest down the stairs and we're saying it to our
06:16kids the song the the london bridge is falling down it was from a real did the london bridge fall
06:22down yeah i think it did okay i didn't know that i just assumed it was some kind of metaphor
06:29during an alleged viking invasion in 1014 the london bridge was pulled down huh i bet it wasn't
06:36as cool then who's rocking my baby is a baby falling out of a tree you're right that's the whole
06:42is right on its head makes some sense yeah rock goodbye baby in the treetop right when the wind
06:51blows the cradle will rock when the bow breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby
07:00cradle we sing that to put them to sleep yeah relax i'm no wonder we all have anxiety in our
07:06mess you're
07:06gonna die it started at this age you're lucky i don't put you in a tree and let the wind
07:14carry
07:16you to your doom when benches you fall on your head you're dead that's so dark-sided what are we
07:26doing to our kids they're all bad they all mean something absolutely horrible and down will come
07:33baby cradle and all yeah yeah yep and we're just sitting there singing them up and we know all
07:40of them because we were all brought up with these yeah jason's still singing them to his kids yeah
07:46ryan do you share dark-sided stories with your children as well oh you have to oh he's he's got
07:52a book i won't read it anymore it's got one of those books that's like 50 to 100 riddles or
07:57whatever
07:57you know you just go through it yeah and there's a bunch of them that are like the kid didn't
08:01do his
08:01homework and didn't eat dinner now his parents murdered him it's just crazy crazy and crazy
08:09maybe not murdered but you know yeah wild riddle let's her to figure out there
08:17here we go around the mulberry bush i don't even know it's about people that died of a beetle
08:23infestation of course it is isn't that the monkey chased the weasel oh is that what that is all around
08:30the mulberry bush something chased the weasel but then you catch it this guy they're singing
08:35nursery rhymes than i've ever imagined that at his school he came home singing mulberry bush
08:42good god someone said rain rain go away is about a guy that hits his head and dies
08:49what the is it really we all said that what's the spider one what's the spider one it's a bitsy
08:57spider water spout down came the rain and washed spider out yeah i don't know all the lyrics to rain
09:04rain
09:04go away it's not the cocoa melon it's campy we need like to come again another day if i what
09:13no that's
09:13not uh daddy wants to play what what no no no no oh see it's raining it's pouring it's raining
09:23the old
09:25man is snoring went to bed and bumped his head and couldn't get up in the morning oh my god
09:30he died
09:31he's dead too everyone dies it's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring went to bed
09:38bumped his head concussion couldn't get up in the morning dead dead bob saget bob saget the bob saget story
09:46he bumped his head okay went to bed didn't get up wow i don't like saying come again another day
09:56daddy wants to play what i don't remember that i don't remember come again another day daddy wants
10:02to play no like that i don't remember that part i don't like it at all where are you reading
10:11that
10:11from it says right there when you look up lyrics rain rain go away come again another day daddy wants
10:15to play run run run rain rain rain i don't like it super dark we got to stop sharing what
10:25about the
10:26muffin man did you know the muffin man the original says little arthur wants to play
10:32little arthur i think that's terrifying too who's little arthur is he a tiny little killer
10:38yeah little arthur wants to play that's who he is probably an arthur i bet arthur was like an
10:43actual killer back then what's the meaning of the muffin man song he's a street vendor
10:54hey what's about a serial killer yeah the muffin man's about a serial killer man the muffin man do
11:00you know the muffin man who lives under a lane yeah so he was a serial killer there you in
11:06your sleep
11:06did you read about that guy the muffin man walked london streets ringing bells to sell crumpets and
11:12muffins and killed people and then the urban legend claims it's about a serial killer
11:17who lived who lived under you in with the muffins and then killed a good chocolate chip muffin you got
11:23me dead come on in come on in dave you got chocolate chip yeah daddy wants to play dude
11:31go on in the back room i don't like it i don't ever say that to me again little arthur
11:36wants to play
11:38i think i think that's little arthur is what the version i think that i know because i was like
11:45daddy daddy no i never heard daddy they're all bad they're all bad sunshine is bad too my only
11:52sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you'll never know dear how much i love you heard
11:56the johnny cash one oh please don't take my sunshine away oh yeah it's dark man
12:04oh yeah but is there like a second verse or something yeah there's more about it yeah but
12:09so the johnny cash version did he make it up on his own i don't know if he's that's i
12:15don't know
12:19see oh yeah the other night dear as i lay sleeping i dreamed i held you in my oh yeah
12:25no i know that
12:26when i awoke dear i was mistaken and i hung my head and cried i sing that i sing i
12:31sing that
12:32what almost every night when i put them to bed i'll always love you and make you happy if you
12:38will
12:39only say the same but if you leave me to love another you'll regret it all someday yep i'm gonna
12:44kill you every nursery run could be a horror movie yeah i'm gonna kill you bitch you told me once
12:51dear you really loved me and no one else could come between but now you love me and love another
12:55you have shattered all my dreams yep a terrible you are my sunshine is deadly so sad it's completely
13:04terrible everything's so bad and sad and depressing and scary how did we always think it was upbeat
13:10and fun no our brains switched it all you know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man he's
13:16a
13:16killer yeah you are my sunshine but if you leave me you die yeah what the hell i don't know
13:23a whole
13:24world has been a lie oh humans we just i guess they just knew they're not going to pay any
13:31attention
13:33we didn't pay any attention no no one did and honestly it's like in a weird way um it's like
13:43hide your husbands hide your wife like it's just a news story that has been turned into a song
13:49and that has just stood the test of time that's all these things are right they're just a news story
13:56like that's what the murderous man the muffin man is just a news story there was a serial killer
14:02and then someone was like you know what i wrote a song about it if you like it when i
14:07was bam bam
14:08oh i sang that song two pebbles you are my sunshine yeah every show for like 600 shows one year
14:16but
14:16like but this is where it ends it would just please don't take my sunshine away yeah that's that's
14:21usually i didn't know it went on to i will kill you if you leave me yeah yeah yeah should
14:27have
14:27switched it up and went right real dark on those kids maybe i lost it today yeah have your club
14:34regret it all someday yeah wave that club around menacingly damn it guys everything's
14:41oh well you know why i think is so you wonder why we're all a mess that's it that explains
14:46it yeah
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