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00:06how much is two inches worth my whole life when it comes to a penis oh man i mean
00:16on the plus side if i had two more inches i mean i'd be a hollywood actor a spanish man
00:23oh wow a spanish penis too had his penis shrink by just over two inches
00:31after a procedure to treat his peyroni's disease
00:35and also left him with erectile dysfunction
00:44honestly two inches sucks the erectile dysfunction to me is worse the fact that you left him with
00:49no boners yeah i mean that's no it's i know it's gonna be okay jason are you oh you're taking
00:56no it's not there's just some stuff in my life and there's just stuff i don't like it
01:04i don't have peyroni's disease you got a bendy dick no i don't have a bendy dick but you know
01:09i got some other stuff oh yeah they're gonna have to deglove him i don't know what i gotta go
01:14back
01:14for the old double stream right just some stuff's happening so double pistol some stuff is happening
01:21i understood that when you said it's like some stuff thanks so i'm just yesterday i was actually
01:25like following up oh and i don't know what's gonna have to happen oh no surgery i mean i don't
01:32know if
01:33there's surgery i'm gonna what's gonna happen oh you son of a bitch i'm gonna have to i don't know
01:40if i have to be like catheterized if they're gonna have to scope it like i'm terrified so now
01:45how are they gonna catheterize it and then fix it you can't cat put a catheter in that thing
01:49but what if i take surgery too i mean it's not great it's not i said last night i'm like
01:56i won't
01:57talk about it on the air she was like okay but i'm like but you know it's the only way
02:01i can get
02:02through if you have dick surgery we'll be here for you and i'm not the only one if there's other
02:06been out there suffering get it checked yes fellow dicks reach out to do it together and
02:11hold hands oh my god dicks unite i need support can't they just snip snip and then i don't know
02:17what's wrong that's the problem there's all sorts of stuff i thought i had a clear medical check and
02:22jesse was like you didn't read a single one of your charts oh no has someone touched you and
02:27inspected it no i haven't been oh they gave me a referral and i was like i'll get around to
02:32it it
02:33was like almost a year ago so i gotta go get that so it could you could be all in
02:37your head it could
02:37be something really simple stuff's happening guys stuff is happening to me is it getting worse
02:45stuff's happening what's wrong with jason's dick
02:52it's bad news boy i hate that game show
02:57i really want to play i mean uh i'm having phantom pains now i know i know dude well you
03:03need two
03:04catheters for each dream oh no i don't know you don't do holes no i don't have two holes
03:12no this might be there's just some strictures you've had two kids so it's working that way
03:19i know have you felt it yeah your wife is in the medical field yeah but she told me last
03:26night
03:26look i don't do penises just look at it honey that's what you say it looks fine it looks fine
03:33i think isn't it's something going on on the inside
03:38on the outside it's a 10 out of 10 oh wow that's great give it a 10 out of 10
03:42oh yeah
03:43i have a beautiful penis wow that's on the inside some stuff happening wow
03:48you learned so much more about jason today than i've ever wanted get one of those like you know
03:53what are they those plumbing cams that they go in oh yeah yeah that's what they're gonna have to do
03:57yeah they are that's why i'm morbid curiosity looking at this stuff and then he gets into sounding
04:04i said the same thing that's how it starts what if i like it what are you doing yeah
04:10that's it i'll get you a sounding kit you'll be fine yeah no don't lean enjoy it don't i'm just
04:18do the john ham he's scared i'm scared man let's think of it with the scope he's like the john
04:22ham
04:23i'm scared uh yeah i get it man i can't even make the appointment i know that's how i felt
04:30about
04:30my b-hole though yeah you need to you need to that's how i felt about what like about my
04:37b-hole
04:38and getting the old colonoscopy and all that two streams in the backside
04:42right now and i got about four streams
04:47it ain't great no but i can understand like the fear is real for guys and all that stuff and
04:52especially if you had something going on the only thing about to me like i would think okay
04:56not that i need to save this guy for any reason at all but if i thought oh man there's
05:04maybe something
05:04growing or something is going on i'm instantly there because you can't you got it like it's
05:10time sometimes is the most important thing probably waited too long yeah but then don't wait any longer
05:17is what we're saying call today jason yeah i gotta hey dave can you do me a different thing where
05:21you
05:22have the sleeve is out you know and now after just pull it all the way back in and just
05:29show me the end
05:29oh yeah they'll see because that you don't want that how the hell do i talk to you guys
05:37you don't want that i won't be degloved listen if that happens don't tell us yeah we don't want
05:42to know about your degloving i'll show you the video no don't tell us if they have to take it
05:46you
05:46know i get it a lot of people are fully invested in your penis right now i know no you
05:50need to go
05:50you need to let that man touch your penis and take a look at it figure out what's up it's
05:54so hard
05:55to do okay don't say that around him don't say that okay relax don't say that relax i'm so hard
06:02when you touch me it's not that much worse than getting the physical i'm like i feel like a man
06:08when he's handling my balls it's a lot worse than if you grab my shaft gotta go in oh i
06:14don't think so
06:15you think a man handling your balls is worse than grabbing your shaft it's so much more sensitive
06:21than my shaft like if you had to grab the base of my shaft and check it out i barely
06:26know you're
06:27there they have to go in if you were like rubbing the top or something i'd be like whoa hey
06:32what are
06:33we doing right now use some of that loop okay we have uh voice changing technology anonymous is with us
06:39anonymous you say you have this condition what condition yeah penis and balls uh minor
06:48okay you got the old crooked dick which way is yours pointing so mine's not like a candy cane like
06:56you guys are talking about mine's got sort of uh minor s curve in the middle oh in the middle
07:02an s
07:02curve yeah like uh like a racetrack sort of more like a merge lane sign okay oh all right all
07:13right
07:14okay so what uh what are you doing about it anything um i went to the doctor about it and
07:20they told me it's really not bad enough for surgery uh but what they tell you basically is uh
07:25to stretch it like the long way they say there's a contraction you can get but it's basically the
07:32same as grabbing the end and just pulling it every day like joking just oh yeah kind of yeah joke
07:39the
07:39living crap out of it has it helped no not at all yeah no i was gonna say all right
07:44has it affected
07:45your sex life um a little bit uh sometimes it's hard to actually finish because there's some pain
07:54in the scar tissue but most of the time it really isn't a problem uh lady or ladies in your
08:01life okay
08:01with it yeah she's okay with it she's the one that did it to me actually oh see she broke
08:06it a bit
08:07yeah she broke it a bit yeah that's what happens damn it they break it all right man well listen
08:13all
08:13the best with your crooked dick yep yep tell jason i'm praying for his penis yeah thank you thank you
08:19another man thinking about jason's penis thank you for it i'll pray for yours as well it's so wild to
08:25be
08:25like heavenly father uh you know i ask you a lot of different stuff but this time please what i'd
08:36like you to do is concentrate most of your firepower on my buddy jason's dick yeah it's uh and by
08:45buddy
08:46i mean the guy i listen to on the radio it's kind of vague uh we're not exactly sure what's
08:51going on
08:51two street he just well there's a there's two streams but he said there's something there's
08:55there's something something on the inside so god heavenly father in heaven please please fixes his
09:03penis i'll take it jesus is listening and he goes jesus christ yeah yeah yeah um someone said you
09:10probably need a minor procedure to have the block that creates the two streams removed no big deal
09:16that's what i would have thought uh someone else said i've had to have a camera up the pee hole
09:20it's not that bad yeah and but then this guy said i was supposed to get a camera shipped up
09:25my
09:26pee hole last year and had to cancel it i couldn't oh how's your how's your dong doing
09:34i'm going i'm going all right you gotta go man they're just gonna take a dremel and just chuck thing
09:40there's just there was the sounding stuff and then now there's this stuff
09:46so it was just on the top of my mind i'm gonna be i walk around all day just thinking
09:50about it
09:50i hope my piece is okay well you gotta call and make an appointment i know only you can take
09:56care of
09:56your penis that was my prevailing thought over the day i mean like you gotta get even more than rib
10:02balls oh i don't care about the rib balls right the notice you care about yeah dude i just i
10:07haven't
10:08had a lot of medical stuff right right like in my mind i'm still young yeah so like i'm not
10:12ready
10:13to face all these medical challenges as i age and the one that i need to face is my dong
10:18can i ask how
10:19long have you been shooting two streams this whole life your whole life no no okay so it developed it
10:25developed yeah this is not like a medical condition like i don't have hypospadias which is two holes
10:30this is something that has happened maybe it's just something stuck in there there's nothing's ever
10:37been in there hey have you ever you ever had a hose you ever had like an outside it's like
10:42calcium or something no like an outside hose and then you put your thumb over top of it and it'll
10:49fire out a blast like two sides well if you got something in the middle there
10:55right something could have adhesed over time or right and there's like a or right and i'm sure it
11:01could be just a simple it could be squeezing because of like prostate stuff you know oh that's
11:07really gonna get i know i'm gonna be filled from both sides yeah yikes you it will be intimate can
11:13you scope me twice like at the same time they'll do it at the same time scope the front and
11:18the back
11:19christ well i i don't know about that i had the both yeah yeah endoscope do that all the time
11:25no big
11:26deal backside done so if they're if you're out for the one just be glad you're out i was out
11:32best
11:33sleep of my life yeah i still don't consider that sleep oh my god it was amazing
11:39he dreams about it sweet sweet he does he actually called that michael jackson doctor guy no we can't
11:45because you'll get addicted well but they have to give it to me no they got to give you something
11:48different no no give me the good stuff someone said i had that for almost two years two peace
11:54streams turned out to be a kidney stone i don't have a kidney stone i drink too much water but
11:58how do you know it could be stuck in there oh my god a kidney stone that's what people are
12:03saying
12:04you could just have if i'm saying i said it myself there could be something a little blockage
12:08all right it's probably but he'd feel it right like you'd feel it you'd grab it and you'd feel like
12:14a little like a squeeze it does it feel does it give you pain a squeeze i'm not squeezing myself
12:20on
12:21the end no but when you squeeze it do you know no no pain no so that's okay i mean
12:26she's finding a
12:27lot out about people what can i tell you um nothing please nothing it's all right listen
12:34tomorrow dave dave one time had an extra piece hanging in his balls and and that was
12:40not an extra piece it was torsion what's it called a testicular torsion and it like really ballooned up
12:47down there and then and he could feel it and then he had to go in that was terrifying you
12:52were
12:52terrified i was terrified you were terrified that my balls handled yeah i sat on my balls wrong one
12:58time yeah i had to go to the doctor because it like pinched like a vein oh my god see
13:02you guys don't
13:04need to volunteer any more info learn everything about our genitals jason any other general go to
13:10the doctor please i am thank you yes i can't take it anymore oh good that's good i'm peeing all
13:16over
13:16myself did you just say he's been peeing all over himself yeah that's what we didn't need to know
13:24yeah and he held that in through this whole time and finally just had it makes sense
13:28i never thought of that you ever you're talking about a hose right yeah you ever just put your
13:38palm against the end of it oh just go like that and see what happens whoa whoa that's a wild
13:45one i
13:45have done jesus almighty wow wow i wasn't ready for that all right well there you go i gotta go
13:53yeah
13:53you gotta go i gotta go home you gotta make an appointment oh piss on himself here
14:00i mean honestly that's piss on himself farts and is gonna go for the doctor i'm pretty sure
14:05i had that sprinkler as a toy i just hope they don't listen i'm gonna come in they're gonna say
14:12hey it's all piss on himself farts i'll tell you you're coming in for an appointment huh i'll tell
14:17you this right now wait they 100 do yeah they do and um no matter what when i had my
14:23colonoscopy
14:24i uh yeah a listener had to wait to hear me fart before i yeah nice yeah nice so i
14:32let a big one
14:33rip and you're like okay you're good to go by the way i love this show oh thank you thank
14:37you great
14:38thanks for that great my ambulance trip where i had that anxiety attack and they cut my shirt off the
14:44guy cutting it off was like don't worry chuck don't worry chuck i love the show we're gonna take
14:50good care of you but cut my shirt off and i was like just let me die just let me
14:58die please
15:00there's not much i don't have a lot to live for so you were having an anxiety attack got rushed
15:08to
15:08the hospital in an ambulance they're cutting my shirt off there's nothing worse and they're like
15:12like chuck the freak chuck the freak we're gonna take good care of oh thank god thank god
15:21just kill me you son of a well listen piss balls watson you gotta get that done you gotta get
15:27that
15:27taken care of i don't know what that's called causing you that much worry every day yeah the
15:34hard stuff you gotta get rid of the hard stop dude you can't be this guy it's crazy i know
15:39that's
15:40wild stuff yeah that ain't right no no it's not ain't right i'm glad i talked to everybody about
15:46it you'll never regret like two seconds i could have just let it pass that's all it was you know
15:53what i'm gonna be honest right now seconds no i'm gonna be honest you obviously you had to talk about
15:58it this is on your mind this is way in on your mind so much dick stuff we all have
16:04stuff we all go
16:05through stuff so this is your thing no thankfully thank god no like i don't have that
16:12you know what i'm saying i can't wait for these mics to go off i have to be dp'd in
16:16an operating
16:16room for god's sake in my mouth in my ass yeah yeah and i've done that that was that colonoscopy
16:24endoscope at the same time mine was just a couple this was just a weekend fun mine was a procedure
16:32this is just weekend fun yeah i didn't have to make an appointment right
16:37set it up on his app oh boy oh boy dp.com wow hey stop drinking water um no keep
16:47drinking water
16:49yeah i mean it's it's a sensitive area i think any of us would be very upset to have to
16:55go and
16:55have somebody really fish around in there yeah but you got to find out you do got a hundred percent
17:00i mean he's going to be into sounding after this we all know that he gets addicted to things you
17:06know
17:06oh yeah listen there are some great sounding kits on amazon yeah start small oh my god it starts
17:16small that's how it happens coming out really liking it could be the best possible outcome
17:21that's true i guess because you know you're into man i'd love to be into something new
17:26that felt really good i'm too old to just start sounding i mean i'm not gonna start sounding i'd
17:32love it to feel good again i like the classics yeah goodness all right we'll keep you updated
17:39on jason's dick we don't have to ever talk about it again well we do now you brought it up
17:44we have
17:44to get some closure you know the finish well i don't think it's closure that's needed i think
17:49it's more opening yeah the finish why when he finishes with the hose
18:00we'll save that for another day sometimes things happen it's wild that's wild stuff there you go yeah
18:10get a look there you are get a look i wouldn't say we're shooting ropes
18:18he has regrets and he just keeps talking i know he can't stop himself that's the addiction
18:23what are you doing sometimes it's more like spraying a windex bottle oh my god lord almighty
18:32clean that countertop oh my yikes countertop the floor my mirror oh legs i mean it's everywhere
18:43i don't know if it's up or down we'll leave it there we will leave it there
18:47that's good that's great if you are a professional and would like to fix jason's penis reach out to us
18:52no don't let's do it on the cheap scope me on the show do it live we'll do it live
18:57scope me if you
18:59katie kirk did it she did a colonoscopy right so this is this is like we will do a a
19:04p-hole scope
19:05on the air we will no do no such thing you just said just don't marv on the air yeah
19:11yeah oh my god
19:12i mean how bad would that be if you go when i finished oh my god
19:18listen i'll be honest we are the ratings that go through the roof
19:23through the roof we could probably get some medical sponsors on that oh yeah for sure yeah
19:28because we had ball he's gonna regret saying that yeah he is we're gonna really look into it
19:33yep i'd be proud yeah you should be like someone has to be the face you know my penis would
19:38be
19:38sponsored i mean whoever thought yeah jason's penis is brought to you by and let's take a listen in
19:44to him going through the procedure right now
19:51yeah we found the problem crack it up he seems to like it
19:56crack it seems to like it alive oh he just windexed
20:02oh it's everywhere
20:07uh well coming soon oh yeah i'm dave and chuck the freak yep we will take a break sure we
20:16need
20:16it we need it jason especially yeah he's got a jason i need it i know i'm sorry of course
20:21let's go let
20:21him piss on his balls and we'll take a break it's all jokes when we come back yep
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