- 5 hours ago
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:05uh this is an interesting situation so you are behind this couple on a plane
00:13okay do you say something okay this guy uh in denmark was on a flight recently and he thought
00:23a guy was just whispering into his lady's ear okay it was a little more than that uh-oh what
00:32are we
00:32gonna hear here it's just some music watch again thought he was just whispering but nope i'm cutting
00:41my beard off he is tonguing her ear he's tonguing her ear on the plane directly in front of this
00:50guy gross she loves it they're older she's got like my mom's haircut stop it i want to see that
00:57oh you want to see old people eat each other's ears out
01:01does it help the ears pop while you're going up in elevation oh my gosh maybe that's how you loose
01:06them up would you say something if you saw earolingus on a plane i would call the flight
01:13attendant would you yeah yeah you just do that there's some ear looking happening here can
01:18someone help because someone's got someone else has seen it stop oh my god i can't imagine being
01:24the third in that row right that's right there's gotta be another person sitting beside them oh my
01:29god he is disgusting his tongue is deep in there he loves the inside does anyone on the show like
01:36getting their ears tongued not tongued but you could like you could nibble you could nibble i don't
01:42i don't need you to no clean them out for no that's a little ridiculous this guy is silent in
01:47there on the show if you've noticed chuck oh yeah i know i'm speaking up i do not
01:53you're probably getting some nuggets if you go dig into you dirty jason he's clean
02:00tries his best i try to keep it clean but you never know but don't say that i got hairs
02:05growing
02:05in everything don't say that i got hairs popping up that i never knew existed jesus clean your ears
02:11fool he does i did just last night yeah i do after i take a shower but you know court
02:17silence
02:17well that's when i take a shower oh yeah i mean if you're gonna let a lady in your back
02:21door of
02:22course he likes any hole of his i'm not turning down pleasure that's right that's right gross
02:29yeah they're they are i mean just on the like keep it on the outside i guess keep it on
02:34the outside
02:37you don't need to go up top no i don't need you up top what are you doing
02:46that's okay yeah i guess what kind of angle are you attacking me at if you're at the top
02:51come on now yeah no ear penetration is needed yeah i think it's time to
02:57blur into that obviously did you see this i can't believe that happened god she's loving it
03:04you can tell the way she's leaning her head and like yeah get in my hair if i wasn't really
03:09before
03:10i might be now oh wow god she has like what i would say is a grandma haircut well i
03:17mean it's the short
03:18hair guy style i'd say 50s yeah i think my mom changed to that hairstyle in her 50s 50s
03:26i'd say 50s look at him i'd say 50s oh god see no they're a bit older seeing his tongue
03:32go deep
03:32like that is too much what are you looking up over there i have to see who if it's out
03:38there it is
03:39it's gonna be horrifying of course i'm not sharing it with you it's just for myself why do you torture
03:45because i'm sick yes he's twisted up you know i feel like guys are doing things to ears
03:54you can't fit anything in an ear you can rub it on there i guess you can rub it on
03:59but you can't
04:00get it in there no but they're trying their best you know i guess it's positive that older people are
04:05they're so passionate they're they can't help themselves positive attitude i don't know i love
04:10it yeah i mean you know they're they're older and they still they're oh my god holy cow
04:16you think they're cheating yeah that's how you can tell you know what i don't know now i'm getting
04:22nugget of uh treat that was a brief you tried so hard you tried so hard thank you for trying
04:32i
04:32tried listen they're still passing it but maybe they're cheating it's only cheating if my tongue's
04:39in your ear i mean like for sure like we're doing stuff it's out of this world you're not married
04:44for
04:44a long time yeah on a plane someone says she looks like when i scratch my dog behind his ear
04:49you
04:49know when your dog's like oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah jameson loves that but that's how this woman is
04:54leaning into him i just you know there's an older look about your neck and and uh oh god i
05:01can't wait
05:01i'm watching this over and over i know we've watched it like 50 times now um you look like you're
05:07a man
05:07that's just seen some stuff jason yeah they're sick man i'm not even sharing it it's sick oh good it's
05:12that bad you won't share it wow that's pretty bad ear porn yeah yeah
05:18yeah wax okay just oh no no no no get the hell out of here what do you think i
05:24was looking for
05:25get the hell out of here look at the asmr i thought you were looking for ear licking well
05:29you know people like that do you think they clean it out do you think they clean it out and
05:33then suck
05:34on it yeah it's disgusting if i had someone else's earwax in my mouth i'd vomit it's so gross
05:40earwax is disgusting even my love oh yeah even your lovers even my love i don't want my lovers
05:46earwax i don't want any lovers earwax at all it is a vile are people into that yeah that's what
05:55jason said no they're in like regular people in the world
06:00here yeah like not just for the internet no yeah because yeah everyone's into stuff it involves it's
06:09called serum ceremonophilia it involves sexual arousal from earwax often linked to the satisfying
06:17feeling of removal oh okay so i get that part of it honestly i've had my ears professionally cleaned
06:25yeah and the feeling of that coming out it's so satisfying but not like that right no not like it
06:33was
06:34satisfying not sexual right right um that's different um but okay number one the fact that
06:43the link down there is the explore the best earwax fetish art is truly disturbing are they using the
06:53wax as the paint that's what i wondered yeah that's what i'll throw up that's what i wondered click
06:59it close your eyes some yellows some greens yeah oh some greens if you've got green i don't know or
07:05green that will smell so good oh green means you're dying yeah a little touch of red yeah well that's
07:10blood it's gone too far you know okay this is a little different than thank god it's not people it's
07:16just people drawing people drawing earwax pictures okay that's not bad i thought it was going to be
07:24like people collected the wax and made it into like a little sculpture i wouldn't be surprised if
07:29that's a thing well it would take so long you know but they have time yeah yeah they have time
07:37they do
07:37they do i can make everybody throw up right now it's crazy i feel i've gone too far today i
07:44feel sick
07:45i need i need a break okay i don't want to see it what have you seen it's it's just
07:50the
07:52excretions from all sorts of places in your face okay okay so you've gone what are they doing to it
07:59though what are they doing to it now they're eating it eating it okay get out go do it get
08:05out so this
08:07is the thing right so like as we know you gotta see it i know do it get off the
08:12show yeah do it
08:13you know like the pimple popper right like i see those i've watched i can't watch that there's no
08:19way i could watch someone doing that and then they eat it off of the person no there's no like
08:27there's
08:28no and that's i think what he's to me like the the almost like in the way there's like that
08:36cleaning
08:36aspect you're like taking care of someone's skin and getting rid of things and helping
08:41yeah but then if you're like helping is i pop a big thing and it pusses out and then you
08:48okay
08:48lick it up all right that'll do it which i think that's where jason is right now on the internet
08:56um someone said i don't get the ear licking but sometimes i do use a massage gun on my ears
09:00and it
09:00feels so good almost orgasmic massage gun i would never think of using that gun on my head or ears
09:07no i feel like i'd be too much i'd knock myself in the next week i'd have a concussion after
09:11that
09:12i don't think you should i don't think no i don't think you got bone yeah you shouldn't do that
09:16yeah
09:16shouldn't it be on the bone uh oh yes dave worked with a guy that used his car keys to
09:25scoop a dime
09:26size ball of earwax out every morning okay he's just cleaning them but what is he doing with it
09:33how do you get a dime-sized piece of wax in your ear every morning i don't know i know
09:39okay your lady's
09:40off and wetting it yeah all right he's waiting for me to say that for years oh my god
10:00don't tempt me with a good time now all right that's enough stuff yeah but if you saw that on
10:07the plane
10:07you press the button right just in closing i'll just say this there was someone that i went to
10:15school with that every day you know you would get a nickname called ketchup ears
10:23ketchup ears what in the af chuck ketchup ears was this kid because it was red and it was all
10:31the way up
10:32to like the crown of what where the ear hole is and it was so visible that every other kid
10:42saw it and then once they see it what was it it was his earwax
10:49ketchup yeah ketchup it's red it's red it's like a reddish doctor that's revolting go see a doctor he
10:59was yeah it was like it was just a kid you know they have parents sometimes parents don't
11:06care as much they don't know what hearing you say ketchup so confused is hilarious
11:12ketchup what what was it what was in it it was wax it was red i don't even want to
11:22think about it it was
11:22red it was like a dark orange like a rust color ketchup ketchup damn you if you get your ears
11:32professionally cleaned you'll know that like incredible sensation i'm talking about how do you
11:36what is it so they like they blast it i have water i know but it doesn't i have one
11:41the doctor does it
11:42the doctor does it nothing's worked as well as when the doctor did it with the water right with the
11:47water
11:47yeah and then stuff comes out into this little cup it's gross but the feeling is like oh yeah yeah
11:54yeah i want to make that sound yeah i'm sure you do i'm sure you do many times no because
12:00i have the
12:01one the home one and i think it's okay yeah it's okay it doesn't do the same it doesn't have
12:07the same
12:07kind of power behind it but also i don't want to be responsible for blasting out exactly yeah leave it
12:13to
12:13the professionals yeah all right that's enough of your wax talk for one day catch up catch up
12:19you
Comments