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00:08there's no shortage of dumb diets and ridiculous health trends going around online this one
00:14has got to be one of the stupidest ones you've ever heard of well to some people i can kind
00:18of
00:18see it there's apparently a dieting trend on chinese social media called plastic wrap eating
00:27okay people line their mouth with plastic wrap no put a bite of food in yeah i could see you
00:34doing
00:34this chew it then spit it out and toss it away how many times let's be honest how many times
00:42have you took taken a bite of food chewed it for a little bit and then spit it out into
00:49the garbage
00:50because you're like i love it it tastes so good but i can't no you know what i've probably done
00:55it more this way i'll take a bite of something be like oh that's not worth it oh and spit
00:59it out
01:00when it's not worth it when it's not worth it i don't know we i think we witnessed you throw
01:04out
01:04a delicious donut oh he'll do that that way you will do that i just get the taste of it
01:09you don't
01:10even taste it this way no you don't to me you have to have the taste at least i've definitely
01:15done it
01:15i've done it where i was like oh god i bet that's so good and i'm not supposed to have
01:20it and then i
01:21do have it for just a little bit and then i'm like all right spit it out and it's so
01:27sad you
01:27feel so sad yeah no it's a shameful moment um the idea is that it tricks your brain into believing
01:33you're eating and apparently some people say your taste buds actually taste the food somehow
01:39so you get that too but not the calories and they say your tongue knows which is weird a little
01:45like
01:45going to a wine tasting and spitting out the wine rather than swallowing it because you don't want the
01:51alcohol the mouth condom is supposedly a weight loss hack but of course people are calling it out
01:57for being kind of dangerous well yeah because i could see myself just swallowing i'm like choking
02:05to death on it well that uh you're chewing plastic people are worried about microplastics
02:10so you're intentionally shoving it in your mouth and gnawing on it there's also concern that it will
02:14rewire your brain it can lead to developing you know a serious eating disorder and worst of all
02:20the obvious risk like you said of choking
02:24i'd like to try it to see if i could taste it like to see if i can oh like
02:28to see if your brain
02:29oh counteracted the you know you're like oh my god i can yeah like if there was mashed potatoes
02:35i bet there's cling wrap in the main oh don't touch communal don't touch communal
02:41just let me get it hold on just wait oh my god he's gonna go for what are you gonna
02:45waste
02:45he's got he said he has a ziploc bag but what's he gonna eat i'm a shortbread cookie here oh
02:50you're
02:51not throwing you're not wasting those oh my god he's gonna waste one of your shortbread cookies
02:55this guy's sick he ain't all of it don't you agree i can't chew that and spit it out i've
03:02watched him
03:03do it for years like stuff that anyone else would have almost killed to have dave will take one bite
03:09and then throw the whole thing and i yelled at him before i said just cut it like cut your
03:13little
03:13piece of the knife so we can enjoy the donut yeah yeah i've heard some people though don't like
03:19that don't do it no don't do it dude like eat something else break it in half shortbread okay i
03:26mean jason i'm very serious sorry you weren't supposed to hear that chocolate chocolate chunk
03:31shortbread you're gonna eat the whole thing because i want to know if i can taste the chocolate you can't
03:36don't choke please because i don't want to just cut a little bit of it so we can enjoy the
03:42rest of
03:43he chokes on this i'm letting him go what do you think just cut a little bit of it so
03:48we can
03:48oh for god's sakes it's just a shortbread cookie that's all he has loves the shortbread cookie okay
03:54so i'll put it in here here we go you ready i can smell it but you can't i can
04:00smell it i know
04:01but you can't chew the bag and rip it you know what i mean
04:07what are you gonna do this is insane this is what dave's gonna do now
04:14what a weirdo hmm i'm just i'm getting a texture can you taste the cookie no you can taste plastic
04:22he's not tasting it it's like he's got a condom in his mouth i taste i think the smell's making
04:30my mind well that might do it that might do it
04:36oh he sounds weird i'll tell you what god i'm uncomfortable i'm uncomfortable now
04:41is it open so what in the world
04:45so you right now i thought quartz ass crack was crazy this is i think this is crazier and how
04:53long
04:53are you supposed to because you've been going at it now for a couple minutes how is the what's the
04:58state of the cookie like now in the bag yeah i do i don't i can't see him but the
05:03sounds are oh my
05:04yeah the sounds i'm but he's enjoying himself the bag is gonna crack you're gonna need a stop
05:10loading dude this is what he does when he eats why are you doing this right now
05:20all right the verdict i got something from it yeah we heard we heard it sounds like you got a
05:28lot
05:28from it yeah an orgasm you definitely got yours my god inappropriate
05:37i mean i know i'm gonna put that to a video later oh relax i'm just gonna say make a
05:45video out of this
05:46noise no i got something yeah and i don't know what i think it was the smell did it the
05:54smell
05:55combined with that i know the texture of a shortbread cookie yeah as a chubby irishman i know
06:02the texture of shortbread in my mouth yeah so that combined with the smell did lead to a
06:09nice sensation so you want to be blindfolded and try again oh blindfold how will that affect the smell
06:16you won't know what texture is coming at you yeah he's gonna put something in your mouth no you're not
06:19putting a mystery thing in my mouth i think i know the mystery okay i think i know the mystery
06:28i can't handle both of your moans i better not hear the same sounds
06:45you're almost there oh my god
06:50yep yep i'm not talking to him no i can't handle both of your moans together
06:54because he does that little whimper thing and you need to hear both whatever you were just doing
06:58yep i was enjoying shortbread that's what i was doing there's nobody in the world who eats like
07:05that he does no i do he's very vocal you want to see it no we don't want to see
07:12it i wanted to know
07:13if he was chewing on it or if it was just oh yeah you did it's like a fine powder
07:17now that's crazy
07:20what a waste it's half right here for you yeah jackass thank you they are yours
07:25he brought them in oh yeah yep well now you see why dave had to bring them in look what
07:33they do to
07:33him yeah you know i know he was like get those out of my house out of here what do
07:38you took the
07:38chocolate chip ones i heard about that's chocolate oh yeah they had to go i would have given you like
07:45one of these crappy things like to eat yeah i didn't take them out they'd been eating at my house
07:51so that's why i see yeah they're so good they're like this like british lady makes them on the east
07:58coast and they're so good yeah you found a british lady on the east coast to make you
08:05what did you do did you find it online yeah lisa i've never seen a tin that nice in my
08:10life oh i know
08:10i said it's a very nice tin i thought something was in the top of it anyway this new food
08:15trend of
08:16plastic eating i don't recommend it it's not good for you but i get how it could satisfy a craving
08:22like if i wanted a piece of chocolate shortbread i got something from that it's crazy okay hold on
08:29this is what i when i think it would work you ate half of the shortbread yes like and that
08:36was
08:37say 50 calories yeah you eat that you get some satisfaction you have the taste in your mouth
08:43and then you do the condom thing where you it seems like you're eating more and more
08:49but really all you consumed was that 50 calories still enjoying the after pleasure of the taste
08:55but you're not actually you can still smell it you're going through the motions of it and
09:00i know for me personally when i eat i do not my body does not send a signal like you're
09:06full
09:07stop it doesn't bad it does not send that signal for like 15 minutes way after right but then you're
09:15like oh exactly and by then you just want to explode so i can't there is part of me that
09:21understands buying some time for your body to say hey man you've had enough shortbread put it down
09:28i think it's crazy asian girls that are doing it here that you can see at daveandchuckthefreak.com
09:35which is now i know why court's been making noises today um yeah they're all up at daveandchuckthefreak.com
09:42you can see they don't seem to like it i don't know she seems to and they just do it
09:46for a second
09:47i don't like seeing this guy whoa that was way too big whatever it's not the first giant
09:52oh him either uh-huh none of them had the reaction like you no he loved unfortunately
10:06yeah i didn't mind yeah i know i could tell no no i mean it was that was as obvious
10:11i felt like
10:11i needed to leave the room for a second i was like at least get out of here we all
10:17need to leave
10:17leave him alone for a minute just eat it just just pour it into your mouth man
10:23just eat it for real shoot you just talked about not doing that in front of
10:28co-workers when you're in the same room exactly that's what it felt like i didn't jerk off i just
10:33ate half a year yeah pretty close we'll take a break i need to gather myself yeah of course
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