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00:05Well, anytime a fast food place messes with one of their legendary items, people freak out.
00:10This is kind of crazy to me. Burger King is changing the Whopper.
00:15Don't change the Whopper.
00:17They're feeling the heat, I guess, from McDonald's introducing that new Big Arch Burger next week.
00:23And they've got a new CEO at Burger King who's doing some crazy things.
00:27One, he gave out his personal phone number.
00:30You can call him personally.
00:33Why haven't we called him?
00:34Well, I didn't know what we would say to him.
00:36I don't know.
00:36Why are you changing the Whopper?
00:36I don't think there's something what's happening with the Whopper.
00:38Well, this just came through.
00:40Okay, well, now we have a reason to call the guy.
00:42Why don't you get some better fries?
00:43Ring-a-ding.
00:44Yeah, let's talk about the fries.
00:45Let's talk about the fries.
00:47You should call and complain about the fries.
00:49Don't you think he'd be like, do you?
00:51You think we don't know about the fries?
00:52Yeah, you think we don't know?
00:53Well, then do something about it.
00:55Have they tried, though?
00:56It doesn't seem like it.
00:57Oh, they have tried.
00:58Because they've unveiled different fries about four times, I think, in my own life.
01:03Wake him up.
01:04Oh, no.
01:05So we just all bombard him at the same time and just say, the fries!
01:09So what do we have?
01:10What's up with the Whopper, though, first?
01:11Let's check with Al and see if Burger King spends any money.
01:15We're not doing anything wrong.
01:16We're just, this is what he wants.
01:18I don't know if he wants this.
01:19Let's see if he picks up here.
01:21He won't pick up.
01:21Hey there, it's Tom at Burger King.
01:23Really appreciate you calling to share your thoughts on your BK experience or just on BK in general.
01:29Your feedback is really important to me, and we have tons of calls coming in right now, which is awesome.
01:35But it also means that I can't return every single call.
01:38But I will tell you this.
01:39Or any.
01:40We are looking at every single one, every single text, and listening to every single voicemail.
01:45So record your message after the beep, or you can text me at this number, and we're going to get
01:50back to you as soon as possible.
01:52Thanks again, and have a great day.
01:54Bye now.
01:58Tom, what up, man?
01:59It's Dave.
02:00I hope you're doing well.
02:01Just Dave.
02:02Yeah.
02:03Just Dave.
02:04And a couple friends with me.
02:06Here's the key here, Tom.
02:08You want to take over the world, man?
02:09Get McDonald's fries, bitch.
02:11Well, you can't get McDonald's fries.
02:12You've got to get McDonald's fries.
02:14You've got to get better fries.
02:14The fries have got to improve.
02:16I'm sorry, Tom.
02:17You've got the Charbroiled Burger.
02:19You need better fries.
02:21If you've got better fries, we are there, man.
02:23Perfect combo.
02:24We're there.
02:25I apologize to you, Tom.
02:26Copy McDonald's fries.
02:28You can't copy that.
02:29Well, you can't copy.
02:30Jesus, this is the worst advice you could give to a man.
02:33Just get really good fries.
02:35Just do something, Tom.
02:36Because the Whopper is good.
02:36We love your burger, man.
02:38Don't change the Whopper too much.
02:39Don't change the Whopper.
02:40But the Hershey's Sunday pie is incredible.
02:43There you go.
02:43You've got a couple things going for you, man.
02:46Bigger.
02:46That's probably the best advice.
02:48Tom, your key to success, fries.
02:51Hey, Tom, don't listen to him, okay?
02:52Your key to success is fries.
02:53All the best, Tom.
02:54All the best.
02:56All right.
02:57Well, I feel better.
02:57Do you guys?
02:59I wanted to tell Burger King that for years.
03:02I can't wait until they use a bunch of what Dave said in some kind of ad where they're
03:09like, we've had a lot of challenged people call us.
03:13He said, get better fries, bitch.
03:17We listened.
03:18You can't say that.
03:21Get better fries, bitch.
03:23Imagine Dave is in their most successful Burger King advertising campaign and once again,
03:29not paid.
03:30Not recognized.
03:30Not paid.
03:31It's just because he called this and left it.
03:33He literally left a message.
03:34Yeah.
03:34They'll use, yeah, I bet they'll use it.
03:36Get better fries, bitch.
03:37And we did it.
03:41Burger King, the number one fast food chain in America.
03:45Get better fries, bitch.
03:47Dave would be furious.
03:50Oh, I want to hear it.
03:51What happens?
03:53Please.
03:55They've been waiting for something like that.
03:58We need our viral moment.
04:00So what are they doing to the Whopper?
04:03They're making three changes.
04:04Okay.
04:05The bread.
04:07They're swapping out the bun for a more premium, better tasting bun.
04:13The packaging.
04:14That's good.
04:15Rather than being wrapped in paper, it's going to be served in a box.
04:18I do like a box.
04:18I like a box.
04:19So it won't get smushed.
04:21And the toppings.
04:23They got a better tasting mayo, they say.
04:27Okay.
04:27Well, I mean, spend a little money, you know?
04:31I don't, I don't, listen, I'm not a Whopper person.
04:33I don't get Whoppers because all it is is just sauce and a bunch of toppings.
04:42So I don't know if the bread is bad.
04:46I wouldn't have thought so.
04:47I don't know.
04:48I mean, you can always up your game on the bread, I think.
04:52And some people, so pretzel buns, some people do that.
04:55Right.
04:55I, I, some pretzel buns I have, I'm not, I don't think taste the best.
04:59I agree with you.
05:00It's too much sometimes.
05:01Yep.
05:02Okay.
05:02Um, here's, uh, some folks, uh, trying out this new Burger King Whopper.
05:06See what they have to say about it here.
05:08Burger King says it has updated its recipe for its famous Whopper.
05:13Are you a fan of the Whopper?
05:14Yeah.
05:15Okay.
05:15Well, the Whopper now has a so-called premium bun and better tasting mayo.
05:20And it also comes inside this box instead of paper.
05:25Now, Tom Curtis, the president of Burger King, said the U.S., uh, in the U.S. said the Whopper
05:30is an icon.
05:31So we didn't set out to reinvent it.
05:34Instead, we elevated it based on direct guest feedback.
05:39All right.
05:39So let's take, I want you to have one too.
05:41Well, I'd like to have one myself.
05:42So again, the new, so the update is a new box instead of raffling.
05:45She doesn't have a pound ever eaten a Whopper.
05:48And then a brand new bun, supposedly a softer bun, and better tasting mayo.
05:53What's on that thing for her?
05:55I'm curious because I never thought there was anything wrong.
05:57I'm doing this so you can take a bite, by the way.
05:59I never thought there was anything wrong with the old bun.
06:02So this will be curious to see if they could improve.
06:05Yeah, they've been paid well.
06:07You don't do that.
06:09That's excellent.
06:10That thing in a bag.
06:11And I can taste the difference in the mayo.
06:13It's a little bit taillier.
06:14Well, I never met a Whopper I didn't like.
06:18Yeah, they've been well-paid.
06:18They need to send it to radio people.
06:20Radio people know Whoppers.
06:22Right.
06:23I know, but they want people to see it and hear it.
06:27So.
06:29Oh.
06:31Damn.
06:32You just made Al real sad.
06:35I'll just turn on the mic to go.
06:37I know.
06:38I didn't help.
06:39I didn't help his job.
06:41Are you just getting the news?
06:43No, no.
06:44I just.
06:44It's been a week.
06:45And it was just kind of hit me a little hard today.
06:48Yeah.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Someone said Dave calling the CEO of Burger King a bitch did not have that on my bingo card.
06:57No, no.
06:57Sorry, man.
06:58Neither did I.
06:58It just happened.
06:59Anyway, I hope he listens.
07:00I hope that bitch listens.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Because really, to me, that's the only change they need to make.
07:05We just talked about it the other day.
07:06Yeah, we did.
07:06Oh, yeah.
07:06We know what it is.
07:07And that's the thing.
07:08They know, too.
07:09I think they've just.
07:11There's.
07:12Okay.
07:12So if you're a new CEO at Burger King, right, you can come up with a lot of different changes.
07:18It's kind of like a CEO or like the president of a sports team.
07:23When you make a big splash, like changing the quarterback.
07:28That is like all of a sudden it's on.
07:31Like if that quarterback fails, you're gone.
07:34You're fired.
07:34So a lot of times guys will change like other things so that they have the job for a couple
07:39of years.
07:40And then when stuff is like, oh, you better do something.
07:43They then make the bold move.
07:45So to me, this guy will do a few of these things.
07:48And when they're like, hey, we need something.
07:50He'll finally say, try the new fries.
07:55Because if the fries aren't good, you're gone.
07:58Like they have to fire you after that.
08:00Yeah, that's your one job.
08:01And I think like, like I said.
08:04Copy McDonald's fries.
08:05They can.
08:07They can.
08:08People do it all over the place.
08:09They just take a recipe and make it their own.
08:12I don't know what they would have done that.
08:13I don't know if they could.
08:15They tried those.
08:17They tried those crispy ones.
08:19It didn't work.
08:20Like it was.
08:21They've had some changes.
08:23And I'm assuming like anyone who had anything to do with that stuff, they were all let go
08:28after.
08:28I don't think I've ever had a crispy fry there.
08:32No, they had like a coated fry.
08:36I can't speak to honestly, because the once or twice a year I go there, I just get a burger
08:40because I don't like their fries.
08:42I'll just get a Whopper.
08:43I mean, I get a combo every single time.
08:45I don't get a combo.
08:46So I can't speak to their fries.
08:47I just know years ago, I did not like them.
08:50They were soggy ass crap.
08:51Yeah.
08:51They're not soggy really.
08:54No.
08:55Right now.
08:56But they're just, they're not the, you know.
08:58Not the same.
08:59They know.
09:00They know.
09:01They know.
09:01So look for Burger King's new campaign.
09:02We got better fries, bitch.
09:04Coming soon.
09:05And I will be pure.
09:08Oh, yeah.
09:09We listened.
09:11I don't think they'll use the bitch part of it.
09:12A challenged man called us.
09:14I'm not going to use that.
09:15With his challenged friends.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Talking over him in the background.
09:19Yep.
09:20Challenged friends.
09:20The first four person voicemails he's probably going to get.
09:23Yeah.
09:24So true.
09:24Yeah.
09:24Who are these people calling so early in the morning?
09:28I'm so good.
09:28We've got the passion.
09:29Once you're passionate about something, people realize.
09:31I mean.
09:32It is true.
09:33Surprise, bitch.
09:33We are true.
09:34We are passionate about it.
09:36You can hear the passion.
09:38Yeah.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Like we're not, we weren't leading them astray in any way.
09:42What's the breakfast whopper?
09:43Someone says the breakfast whopper is the best thing they do.
09:46I don't know.
09:46I don't know what that is.
09:48That's never been on my radar.
09:51BK Breck launches.
09:53It just launched.
09:54What?
09:55What's on there?
09:56Bacon.
09:57Bop, bop, bop, bop.
09:58Nope.
09:58Wrong.
09:59Oh, yeah.
10:01See?
10:02It's all mixed up.
10:03Oh, it's got.
10:05Cheddar.
10:05Cheese sauce.
10:06Bacon and egg hash browns, cheddar cheese sauce, and creamy hollandaise aioli.
10:11I like that.
10:12But also on a, there's a whopper patty.
10:15Is that a whopper patty?
10:17Or is it a.
10:18Yeah.
10:18Bacon, cheddar, hash whopper.
10:20Well, I wondered if that's what she had because it was like she, her toppings were all
10:25like.
10:26I think they just jazzed them up for the TV shot.
10:28It looked white.
10:29I don't know.
10:29I don't think I need.
10:30That's a lot.
10:31Egg and hash browns and bacon and cheddar cheese sauce on my.
10:35I know, but you got to think about the guy who's about to go up on a roof in the
10:39winter
10:40time.
10:40Can I just say?
10:41Hey, Tom.
10:42Why didn't you make that a sausage patty?
10:44It's breakfast, bitch.
10:44That's what I thought it would be.
10:46It's breakfast, bitch, making sausage.
10:49Give him a call.
10:49Tom, it's breakfast, bitch, making sausage.
10:53We're going to leave him like 12 voicemails today.
10:55That's not a bad idea.
10:55One more thought, Tom.
10:57Tom, hey, bud.
10:59How you doing?
10:59That's again.
11:00Dave and friends again.
11:02We left you a challenge message earlier.
11:04Yeah.
11:05Just one more.
11:06Hi, this is Al.
11:06I'm a big fan and open for endorsements.
11:09Yeah.
11:13We were working on something huge.
11:15That's my portfolio for my endorsements.
11:18Oh.
11:19Oh.
11:20Oh.
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