00:00all right a 38 year old guy in canada says he's embarrassed that he intentionally farted on two
00:15cops last year he stuck his ass in front of one and said that's a present for you
00:21wow and did it to another adding and another for you that's nice to have two on deck like that
00:28this dude from sackville in the moncton area told a judge that he feels bad
00:36that he did that and farted on two policemen okay it's hard for a canadian not to apologize anyway
00:44you know in court jeremy robert weldon said it's embarrassing eh yeah the 38 year old was in
00:55court for sentencing after pleading guilty to assaulting police officers possessing stolen
00:59property fleeing police and driving with a suspended license he was ordered to serve a six-month
01:05conditional sentence with two months house arrest and four months on curfew some of the most powerful
01:11weaponry in canada is your flatulence it's all that poutine cheese that's it i mean it can be
01:17very very rank can be very rank the french fries with cheese and gravy yeah really yeah
01:25really cause some intestinal distress in canadian all that maple syrup and the double really all the
01:32double double mix it in double copies maple syrup it's a real risk you're taking pushing it out i'll
01:38tell you that you gotta be careful you better make sure but no picture of the guy because in canada
01:43they don't really release a ton of mug shots no hey because you don't know hey it could have been
01:48we might throw this whole thing out hey we don't want to ruin anyone's life he did apologize all they
01:52did was put a show a picture of the courtroom yep that's it empty would you show you the aftermath
01:58court happened there but sentence for disgusting fart assault on police officers that's what they
02:05called it a disgusting fart assault i mean you'd hate to be victim of one oh of course absolutely you
02:13would i don't know how i'd react if someone intentionally farted on me we'll find out
02:21disgust we will find no we will i can't do it right now no no he wouldn't he might strike
02:26i wouldn't laugh it off i wouldn't might strike i would strike you would strike yeah so i could have
02:31a felony because it's assault with a deadly weapon right mine's like a machine gun right now charge
02:35because he'd diarrhea on me right he'd he'd try to fart and it would be diarrhea and then that's how
02:42he died that's a whole different classification blind right somehow my social media feed is full
02:48of those right now diarrhea what not sorry lisa pardon me jesus no no no uh not diarrhea it is guys
02:57who are trying to do stuff like a light a fart oh and they push and they're in like jogging pants
03:05and then like shart like a full that's your feed men men crapping themselves is somehow in your
03:13algorithm yes as much as we talk i think i've talked about it too much you know your phone's like
03:17diarrhea diarrhea exactly yeah and these guys are trying to light a fart he likes that log and then they
03:23always react badly and it's quite funny it's quite funny so you're enjoying it it makes me laugh every
03:33time because he keeps watching it so they keep oh this guy loves turd send him more you don't expect
03:38it well you never see the turd that's the beauty of it you just know there's a turd because i've seen
03:45lots of other things i saw a guy who bent over in front of a toilet where you couldn't see and then all
03:49of a sudden i saw like an olympic sport i somehow got this in my turd landed right into the it was
03:56an asian guy standing at a counter waiting to pay for something pulled his pants down just below his
04:02ass and shot a turd out so far yes somewhat chuxing no i mean i've seen the same type of stuff and then
04:09pulls his pants back up and just pays for his thing and leave he shot a turd out at the counter
04:14why isn't this stuff making the show let's see it because i'm just so shocked that i like i know
04:19oh save it and send it to me no um it's going to be in my feed a lot today so i'll
04:25diary a diary oh you're really looking it up i'm so yeah you don't know what you're getting into now
04:32there it is guy there's so many oh wow there's so many of them yeah you can look up the uh guy tries
04:41to light a fart after this it's fantastic hours of entertainment oh this is it this is it okay here
04:48we go here we go so watch yourself look see did you see oh what happened there and then he yeah just
04:58walks away holy cow that's incredible that really is that's wild you're an animal you're an animal
05:06if you can just shoot turds out of your ass at a counter and just walk away that is wild did the
05:14woman next to him notice i don't know she's looking right now right now yeah she's looking yeah right
05:19now she notices the hot turds and the noise too smell it what okay so there's a couple you can look up uh
05:26you can look up the uh that's crazy the man shoots
05:35into toilet bowl
05:39this is another viral one it's going around
05:43yep let's see i don't know it's gonna be 13 years ago oh yeah no
05:50uh we're not gonna find now that so many people do because everyone poops into a toilet bowl
05:55no but he is like at least three feet in front of it you you can't even see him anymore
06:03and it launches the toilet launches it launches it i thought he was long this is it is that this is
06:10it okay this is gonna be it this is this we have it this is the actual video of a man
06:19bending down in front of the toilet taking his pants off and firing i can't get the video it's
06:25just the picture there's a not safe for work link down yeah but that says other very non-safe work
06:31videos oh there are other they don't have it how can they not have they have to have it some
06:39that's the video i mean it is i can't believe it what a letdown yeah we had the video it didn't
06:47work the man shot yes please please you're not gonna you're you're not ready you're not ready
06:57it's not oh this is it but i don't know if it's gonna come up here
07:02i can't believe i'm searching this out i can't believe what's going on you're not going to believe
07:06your eyes when it happens there are days when i really envo envy lisa getting to work with you
07:12guys and then there are days that i want to save her oh yeah yeah yeah yeah this is one of those
07:17i can't see anything it's garbage so garbage get out of here one of these have got to work there's
07:25so many oh yes yeah okay watch this man steve-o no no yep no oh my god oh my god it's like a poop javelin
07:38holy hell lisa holy and the size of that turd okay okay okay so it's real science that defies like
07:53the laws of physics it doesn't it curves when it hits it curves when it hits the force and the torque
07:59can't it curves when it hits yep it's very he's very healthy run it back one more run it back
08:08look now as the man bends over and fires a turn you can see it come right out oh my god almighty my god
08:18that is crazy so that's one of them i saw okay and then the other one is man tries to light
08:24man tries to light a fart
08:30but poops enjoy that when you that listen to the laughter that's endless laughter i've never seen
08:36anything like that no not now i mean there probably is the same but the one i saw was like a guy on his
08:42side i don't know man i don't know there's so many there's so many it's hard to igniting a fart
08:52unexpected yeah i mean oh this is it this is it it's brand new so it's the first thing
09:02so he tries to light it and oh my god and then you see you need audio can you listen to it yeah look
09:11on the right you know but can we well oh i don't i don't know i don't know
09:26this one i don't even honestly i don't think that was it the one i saw was you can't trust a fart you
09:32can't the one i saw was it was much larger it came flying out the guy in the green suit i think
09:39has it this is not that's not good no i don't want to see any more people pooping themselves
09:47i'm just saying my feed's the one in the toilet someone said was that a cobra
09:54it's wild i don't know what's wrong it did launch out of there like those cans of snakes
09:59it really did really did that's crazy tice no so yep that's just in the algorithm
10:06it's uh it makes you laugh i guess yeah i just i'm like a child you know yeah a lot of guys
10:11like a child yeah yes indeed
10:20you
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