Is Dave Too Connected?

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00:00you know his phone's gonna go off every five seconds because he already has something is

00:08giving him warnings his fridge his fridge yesterday was sending him warnings that it

00:14had been open for 10 minutes like it's like warning warning your fridge is open dave's like

00:19it's been 10 minutes like dave's like this isn't helping you don't need your refrigerator

00:25contact someone close the damn fridge door yeah oh no yes does it beep like mine just beeps yeah

00:31it beeps in the house but no one cares they don't care it beeps all over my house they don't care

00:36oh my god your refrigerator's bothering you while you're trying to work yeah no this is adding stress

00:43oh it'll attack me that no one changed the lint filter in the dryer and they oh god yeah the house

00:49is ready to burn down any minute do all your appliances talk to you a lot of them yeah

00:53much control you need to let go yeah it'll be all right he does the control thing that's what it

01:03is your fridge is texting you during the show all day yesterday it was doing it all day yesterday

01:10dave was dave finally cracked it was like during a break he's like ah i'm like what oh he's like my

01:16fridge no someone has left the door open for 10 whole minutes that's why you're dreaming about

01:22garage doors on the highway and everything because this garage door is probably like i see someone in

01:27the garage i see someone i'm still open so you look finally at 9 39 yesterday it texted me doors

01:34finally closed yeah yeah oh my gosh that was real that's a real life thing door open door open

01:40get all the door open isn't it nice that we could just be here at work and we don't have to worry

01:44about our refrigerator door nope it's open in our clothes yeah my dryer's just sitting in the

01:48basement being a dryer it's not your friend it's not your friend it's not your friend it's not your

01:54friend there's probably clothes from last night and they're all dry and i'll get them when i get

01:59home just doing dryer stuff i can't imagine if it was like your clothes are still in the dryer

02:02your clothes are still in the dryer get your clothes god damn it jesse go get that's it that's the that

02:09is dave's world oh my god that's dave's world okay maybe i'm too connected

02:14you