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00:07all right chuck in the future you could just drop a deuce on your way into work oh my god
00:15guys
00:16it would save me a lot it would save me a lot a chinese car company has filed a patent
00:23for an
00:24in-vehicle toilet you guys want to ride somewhere this is not the type of bathroom you might see in
00:32larger vehicles like buses or camper vans this is built into the seat you won't smell a car or suv
00:41it's built right into the seat that is fantastic it slides out from under your seat like a drawer
00:51you drop your deuce and then slide it back i'd never be late again i'd never be late again
00:58it goes into some sort of in the poop poop vessel yes and how do you empty out said poop
01:07that's
01:08very carefully very carefully yeah do it you're like a bedpan or can you take it to a gas station
01:13hit a button like if i'm over top of like a sewer or something it stores it in a tank
01:18with a rotating
01:19heating element which evaporates the pee and dries out the poop okay and then it becomes like uh yeah
01:27yeah it gives you little turd burgers i know they really have they cooked the poop cook my turds up
01:35and dry out my piss and then just blow it off into the breeze there's a tv station talking about
01:41it
01:41if you've ever been stuck in traffic with nowhere to go relief could soon be built right into your car
01:47a chinese electric vehicle maker series has been granted a patent for an in-vehicle toilet
01:53that slides out from under a passenger seat yes okay i mean no i'm not omar no come on
02:02the design is meant for long road trips camping or just sitting in traffic come on though do not do
02:09that in traffic the toilet can be activated right at you i'll look right at you dave it includes a
02:13fan
02:14and exhaust system to help control odors waste will be stored in a tank that needs to be emptied man
02:19what are you doing over there what are you doing man you know what i'm doing no man
02:24oh you're booping then you gotta wipe how you wiping i wonder if it's a bidet like i bet it's
02:32a
02:32bidet like system okay but still you're nude from the waist down i am you're right how you getting
02:39around that maybe there's a blankie that comes over top of me some kind of blankie
02:47i don't like it i love it odors waste if you if you missed that there's an exhaust fan
02:53to take care of odor that's fantastic stored in a tank that needs to be emptied manually
02:58no word on when or if the cars will hit the market if this is in the passenger seat that
03:03means someone is sitting right next to you in the driver's seat this is just this is just wrong
03:07this is by the way it's voice activated you could be like need to poop yes
03:15code brown
03:19series cold brown and then the seat comes back and the toilet just is under my butt
03:25i'm telling you man wild wait till it malfunctions and you gotta you know i mean that's bad god can't
03:31flush it wait till i clog it backs up yeah wait till i clog it god oh no yeah i'm
03:37gonna put it through
03:38its paces i'll tell you that it's never you know what that's who should be testing yeah they should
03:43get chuck in there okay unleash the diarrhea let's see if it can they would know within
03:49i'd say a one like a one week period they would know that their whole idea is is for not
03:56like it's not it's won't work it just won't work and i feel like half of that time it would
04:03be smooth
04:03sailing for them what does that mean well i can't imagine that any kind of like loose
04:11stuff would cause any type of problem for this thing big old turd but if you're like on a
04:18ozempic style thing and it's towards the end where it's like
04:27pretty it's pretty incredible stuff what happens it does look like maybe there's a bidet there
04:33oh yeah right so they would have thought of that they would have thought of that because they
04:39don't want you yeah they do and they don't want you to have to wipe with people in the car
04:44this
04:44isn't made for americans no our turds are so huge the fast food scene and the diets and the big
04:51people you could be eating fast food while pooping i'm telling you dude there's been days where i'm like
05:00i know i have to leave right now but i can't i'm gonna go ahead back into the bathroom i
05:06could
05:06just jump in the car home no like at home time saver this thing i'd never i'd totally fine never
05:13late again but you're pooping on the road man yeah i am thank god i am but there isn't one
05:21for the
05:21driver right it's only the passenger so far only for the passenger because your your seat has to move
05:26back to reveal it right that sucks i want it under mine well in a self-driving car yeah do
05:35you think
05:35that this is this is really the opening patent for a self-driving car toilet right i think that that's
05:42what it is right in china that all the do they have the self-driving they might but i don't
05:47know
05:47do they have a toilet in there no no no that's what i'm saying i feel like these guys are
05:52can i ask
05:54what the smell would be like as they're cooking the turds nothing it's underneath the car you'll
06:01smell it behind you in the car behind you yeah there's oh god chuck what is wrong with your car
06:07some people's gas smells like that anyway right because they said they've got it it heat it heats
06:14the poop up to kind of dry it out i think it heats it up like um almost like a
06:22air fryer no not an air
06:25no like um well kind of like being cremated like it's so much it's so much heat you can't put
06:34that
06:34much heat under it's probably a plastic toilet you can't you got this no it's so much heat you can't
06:40cremate our poop yeah they can and then you gotta dump out the ashes yeah your poop ashes they can
06:46do all this stuff they got robots that run marathons guys that's what the world's gonna be
06:50you're gonna see a car driving with nobody in it and then they're pooping in the passenger seat
06:55oh yeah where they get in the water from for the bidet there's probably some kind of tank water tank
07:02it's probably a water tank because it would have to there to be some liquid in there wouldn't it to
07:08flush i bet you i bet um there's a correlation between the amount of poop it could hold and the
07:15size of the water tank like they probably know you're gonna have to empty the poop and so while
07:22you're doing that you'll also fill up the water tank imagine getting pulled over mid poop no that's
07:30tough pull over i'm sorry i always speed when i do
07:35uh when i am pooping i just floor it you can see how it might happen too oh my god
07:40you know
07:41you're really pushing oh it's so crazy i don't think we're ready for this it's so it would be so
07:48nuts to be driving and look just look you know i always like look to my left and right and
07:54to see
07:55people pooping on the road look them in the eye look them right in the eyes there i don't ever
08:00want to see they're pushing i don't want to make eye contact ever with anyone pooping sweat on their
08:05brow i don't know is that the future i think more and more the future is we're going to be
08:12making eye
08:13contact with poopers all over yes yep because so many people cut it close like yourself so if you can
08:20kill two birds with one stone i really think what this is more about is the fact that we will
08:26not
08:27really be driving ourselves we will be calling a company and a car comes and gets us and so it's
08:34really not even your own toilet it's a communal communal toilet for like a waymo style yeah like a taxi
08:47taxi service yeah where the it's driving and you are sitting and pooping and those are the only jobs
08:54for us is having to be the cleaners or the robots clean it themselves every there we won't have any
09:00jobs you know some people are texting in that uh including someone that lives off the grid that has
09:05an incineration toilet yeah i've heard i didn't know those exist no i know they exist no water to flush
09:12makes them ideal for areas where plumbing is impossible i know they use waste to small amounts
09:17of biodegradable ash you're right like it cremates it yeah cremates roughly one cup per four users per
09:26week so four users poop for a whole week and that leaves you with only one cup of ash yeah
09:32wow
09:34wow we should have this in all homes i know it would save your water bill well think about nothing
09:41gets i mean i don't know what it does to the environment
09:47you know like you could use all the wipes in the world you want dave if it's just going to
09:51go into
09:51the tank and get completely fried burned to a crisp let's get some incina toilets i had no idea yeah
09:59i saw something i saw like a show where they had the guy was had these oh so what you
10:08poop onto like a
10:09towel i don't know so this thing has no water involved at all no no water see he's not gonna
10:19use it
10:19because i i would create my own water oh brown water
10:28i mean you better have some water you can't just there's no way i know but i mean i can't
10:35have what
10:36happens to me i can't that won't look that way when i'm done unless it literally lights that whole
10:43chamber on fire yeah we need to see it in action i know i want to see it in action
10:48too
10:49the incinolate i mean because of that whole thing is covered in the brown soup
10:54how does it clean it can't yeah but it looks like you put like uh instead of a toilet seat
11:01cover you
11:01put a toilet cover down see what he did i know but i'm just saying there's you know the brown
11:07soup
11:07is not is going right through that little coffee bag or whatever that is it does look like a big
11:13gigantic coffee filter he's gonna open it up so he's gonna open it up and you feel yeah chuck
11:17it's a coffee filter i don't want to put my hand in at number one number two i'm sorry but
11:23i am
11:24blasting through that coffee there's there's areas that are not covered with that filter okay so he's
11:32simulating my diarrhea right now yours doesn't flow out that smoothly oh but it can't just sit
11:39there collected and then he kicks it with his foot what is he doing someone said crazy that person that
11:45lives off the grid has that toilet but stills listen exactly i thought the same thing that was the first
11:50thought i had it was i'll give up some stuff but you cannot give up that's good that's a good
11:57thing
11:57thank you wait like i feel like that just dropped right below and is now just cooking
12:04like right underneath you start the fire after each use oh no is that the exhaust is that yeah that's
12:11the smell goes out that's the poop fumes because there's got to be an exhaust vent right yep that's
12:18wild put some shoes on man that's all we're gonna smell is other people's burning poop oh this is the
12:24pan that's the pan here it comes oh he's not showing you oh he's locking it in that's the ash
12:30pan at the bottom of the incina toilet this is blowing my mind i know i've never heard i did
12:37not
12:37know this toilet it's crazy i did not know this existed in the world so oh someone shows us real
12:44time emptying yes please we got fascinated by incinerating toilets the same guy oh no this is a
12:51different guy okay has he done it already oh there it is there's all the poop ash it looks like
12:57just
12:58left over gross we gotta clean that thing out it's just another chore i know it looks just like my
13:04green egg chuck it's your turn to empty the incina toilet yeah it's pretty full i'm gonna be honest
13:12it does look like a couple of turds were left a little i don't know what that is that's gross
13:17i don't
13:17know what that is oh no no and it's got a smell right no after it doesn't right no it
13:23wouldn't smell
13:23there's nothing left to smell it's just completely in fact i think if poop just dries out ash container
13:31it's cool right now um no one's used it overnight so that's why i'm getting it done before it starts
13:36getting some use and incinerating then it gets hot and you'd want to set this guy on you know
13:42something if it were coming out after a cycle then you pull out this little bowl that holds all this
13:46great ash in it uh pretty simple so with the ash you can um you can dump that in a
13:56trash can
13:57in the woods in the garden kind of wherever you feel like garden for simplicity today
14:03oh sorry for the video man it's really bright outside too
14:07so for today oh man i'm just gonna dump it right in the trash can so
14:14pretty simple that's it look at just into your out like that
14:17give it a good doesn't care a good bang i mean he was in a trailer right there
14:23and that's about what you're left with you just have some that gets stuck on the inside
14:27so the manufacturer says that you can fill this with water let it soak for 15 minutes and then rinse
14:35it
14:35out that still beating five guys though these guys off the grid
14:42he's got solar panels and he's got an incinerator toilet he's on the grid but
14:46he's got a five guys oh yeah look at that i can't give that up it's nuts hell no
14:52you know it'll make you poop five guys oh my god no you can't ever really let go can you
14:59no that's just it you know we're all we all think we can handle life off the grid
15:04can't uh someone said here in charleston south carolina there's a mobile truck that
15:09picks up horse poop from carriage rides and incinerates it like this
15:17so yeah you cut back on water but it still uses a lot of energy to incinerate yes it would
15:21yeah you're
15:22not saving the environment and really in any way just saving water like how much energy would it take
15:27to incinerate all of chuck's poop think about that it's so moist the numbers it's so moist man
15:35you think it's ai that's eating up all the pot you need a whole data center for this guy oh
15:40that's it
15:42get to work on the data centers it's my ass center
15:49amazing that's the future
15:52incident toilets yeah i guess if it's soon to be in your cars like do you assume that it's gas
15:57that's burning it or do you think it's like high powered electrical heat i think electrical heat so
16:04then it'll be like solar powered to try and save the environment that way like you'd have to charge
16:11your own battery and then blast your poop with your own solar powered turd buster all right because
16:17he has all the solar panels there yeah i bet it's all for his toilet probably yeah
16:22it's really a wild time we live in guys it's bizarre and this is like they're trying like this
16:26is how bad life is going to end up getting but they're they're showing us oh the future is going
16:32to be great we're all on the run from robots and we're pooping in the incinerate toilets we don't
16:37have any running water our poop turns to ashes you know not bad not bad at all not bad at
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