00:00speaking of in the rear here's another one of lisa's worst nightmares
00:12an indian woman will have her face in her ass for 15 hours what the hell are you talking about
00:18what in the world about that babe in my life you're not just constantly thinking about that
00:24that's what he's implying i know why did you bring my name just as a joke just jokes um a passenger
00:33on emirates airlines said a stranger put her face in her butt during a 15 hour flight
00:42and her tiktok now has 19 million views about it you're not gonna like what you she said the old
00:49lady spooned her for an entire 15 hour flight like so it's 15 hours this old lady was like
00:54i gotta sleep so i'm gonna like cuddle up here on these seats and unfortunately my head is gonna
01:00be in your ass oh no no no she's like an old looks like indian lady and um you can tell like she's
01:08she's planning to do it but she looks at the woman like i'm gonna do this and then just lies down
01:15wait a second so wake up she is down sideways and then this lady's like oh i'm also going to do the
01:23same thing as you look she's looking at her like like i'm sorry but i'm gonna use your ass as a pillow
01:28yeah her face is literally in my ass this is not real and she said that's where she lay for
01:35wake her up wake up anything goes i don't know what airline is this emirates
01:40anything goes on emirates supposed to be like a real high class airline
01:44yeah i don't know regular airline to me yeah
01:49that's not screaming high class to me um viewers were appalled by this one writing genuinely what
01:58the f someone said that is traumatizing oh my god also i i oh man i'm in a mood today i can tell
02:06yeah i don't want to be here um no but you you shouldn't i should not be allowed to lay down
02:15first either right well they on some flights they don't care if there's an extra seat or if there's
02:21space you can do what you want but that but my butt is aimed right at someone else but she's
02:27keeping to her space uh-huh um someone wondered why she let it happen i don't like it she responded
02:33in the comments that it was 3 a.m after a work trip and she was so exhausted she didn't have it
02:40in her to protest claiming she just passed out well she was awake enough to take the video of the
02:47whole thing true i couldn't sleep like that with a stranger's face in your butt no i couldn't no i
02:54can't sleep on planes anyway chuck would just weaponize himself i think he would make sure well
02:59i wouldn't even mean i wouldn't even mean to i'm gonna be asleep fire the ass cannon yeah my
03:04blaster right in the next right fire the ass cannon yep yeah it will never happen to you this will
03:10never happen to you you'll never happen i think i'm pretty sure everyone on a flight knows not to
03:15use my ass as a pillow you gotta size you up like oh you know what you could have ate something
03:22go ahead you better stay away from his butt ate something i put i just put like the bag of crazy
03:28bread right in the seat in front of me i knew at the moment i met you yeah exactly stay away from
03:33his ass i've said it for years even even people who have been with me stay away from stay away from
03:40this ass you know they love everything about me oh yeah they know stay away from that don't sleep
03:46on that thing it's dangerous for any lady to put her head on a guy's ass of course come on we don't
03:54think we do that sounds incredible yeah to sleep court yeah to sleep yeah to lick
04:03court chimes in good morning yeah yeah there we go how's everybody doing yeah oh not great
04:10not really no he's not with us yeah we warm oh he's not what happened they fixed it yesterday
04:17right they just came to i used the word fix i meant to say looking at it oh so you have a hole in
04:23your wall it's minus 20 or it's got a frigid hole this morning yeah we hope his hole doesn't freeze
04:28over yeah yeah it's i could use somebody cuddling my hole right now jason jason all right i'll come
04:38warm me up i got a blanket over here yeah i can go wrap him up in it you're gonna give him your
04:43blanket well he won't if i do he keeps it it's his for good i'm surprised you don't have a blanket
04:48like that what do you mean like what i just feel like he like he's kind of looks like a sherpa half
04:53the time you should have a blanket like a goat herding blanket i've thought about it many times
04:59but i would know i know i would never hear the end of it if i had a blanket in here and you guys
05:02walked by and i'm wrapped up in a blanket you look like an old polish grandma yeah i got slippers
05:09on chuck's got a blanket right here that's the old mgm one i i have no idea whose blanket this is
05:15all the things you said on the air court the thing you're sensitive about is bringing a blanket in
05:21no i just think it would be the final page he's got some weird boundaries i just knew there was
05:27like uh like some kind of fancy blanket yeah we have a casino blanket here you want a casino blanket
05:34that's how you know how fancy it is is there any blanket would be nice especially like a weighted
05:39blanket maybe 300 pounds oh that's me court sneak in the side on top of you you're fine court sneak in
05:47the side and steal this blanket go get the blanket if you need it you can get it do you have a heater
05:51in there no they don't let him put a heater someone said if court wore a blanket he would look like
05:56one of the three wise men from the nativity scene yeah i'm surprised he doesn't have something like that
06:01all the time oh there he is he's frozen solid he's frozen solid you have to check on him every
06:08yeah when you walk by make sure he's not frozen well he could be just like he's a courticle listen
06:14sometimes court's doing court business and we don't hear from him a lot and little do we know
06:19he could be frozen solid like an ice cube he's still inside a building it's cold it's kind of outside in
06:25there they will fix his hole soon i don't know about that fix courts i was telling somebody the
06:34other day like i'm confident it will be fixed by spring as it warms up yeah yeah i mean they were
06:41out looking at it they were just figuring out what they had to do it just takes a little time
06:44put the blanket on man can't you fit put something in your hole spying on them i'm making sure i've
06:50tried to fit everything in my hole yeah i've spit on it nothing is working yeah have you jammed your
06:57thumbs in it yep i've i've fisted the thing yeah it won't shut it won't shut in there you can see
07:04right like that can't you just cover your hole from this side dude it is i've i've asked and there's
07:09not a lot we could do it the breeze if i like put this blanket up over it you could see it probably
07:15blowing in the wind not to air every all the dirty laundry but we had some windows replaced
07:19and clearly someone installing the window decided not to put they forgot the cock they they didn't
07:29seal the window like how you say that yeah they forgot the cock yeah and you can see the outside
07:35from okay so some guy has to come and put the cock in court got it that's how it has to go
07:41fill court's hole that's c-a-u-l-k yeah cock it i will take many cocks
08:04put all the cock in his hole yeah they got that gun you use and you know what the window like the
08:12part by it i needed to blend in so it needs to be black cock yeah it does it does there is anyone
08:18with black cock in the neighborhood yeah uh they can stop by and fill court's hole yeah let us know
08:24never thought about don't even knock just come on in yeah well you can yeah
08:28well let's fit right through there i feel like i'm sitting here like fdr
08:32yeah that's how well that's how you used to make fun of me when i wear my little leg blanket
08:38well yeah well that's the thing and honestly like i thought well dave's not gonna give court his
08:42blanket because what if dave gets cold and then dave's gonna need to put his blanket on i'm like
08:47dave's not gonna give him his blanket no he said he had a blanket he said he had my hole is toasty
08:52so if he wants monday i will have my own blanket i'm gonna have house slippers yeah bring it all yeah
08:59i mean maybe your hole will be done by then i mean if it's really that bad in their court come
09:04down here yeah al will warm you al will give you a heart but his rule is skin to skin that's how he
09:09oh yeah that's the best way yeah yeah that sounds like fun yeah yeah so if you want to go fund
09:17court's hole yeah fix court's hole you can but we're hoping it gets fixed really soon
09:24you
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