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00:00and badass of the day on the way first we start with what a cop named america i mean
00:16that's who you want to show up honestly america's here the only way this could be more on brand
00:24is if it happened on the fourth of july a cop named america was chasing after someone okay
00:33and hitched a ride in the bed of a ford pickup truck oh my god it's even better than i thought
00:41to catch a thief did the pickup truck have like a like a spread out eagle on the hood it did not
00:47it showed he just jumped onto the back and rode on the bumper damn right you're damn right go go
00:54get him get him keep going i'll hold on i'm gonna jump it happened uh in linwood washington just north
01:03of seattle officer america m-e-r-i-c-a yes he doesn't wear a traditional uniform either does he
01:14no chance i feel like he's dressing something a little different have you seen reno 911
01:18more like a walker texas ranger oh that style i was hoping for short shorts oh i was picturing
01:24rollerblades when chuck said that i was i mean come on so he spotted a bike thief and chased after the
01:31guy but couldn't catch up on foot luckily a random person in an old ford pickup saw it happening pulled
01:37over and said get on the back get in officer america i love this on the back bumper and they chased
01:45the guy down together i feel like it's like an old 1960s pickup truck pedal to the metal for some
01:54reason they set the video to a song fortunate son by ccr so it blocks oh yeah the audio but i'm gonna
02:05let you see it here it's up at dave and chuck the freak.com you can go check it out there so there
02:09he is he jumps out he sees the bike thief yep and he jumps out of his cruiser but the person's on a
02:18bike and he's on foot so chances are this is never going to work out okay yeah it's hard to see because
02:26he's running so the so the other guy's on a bike by now the other guy is he's down there it looks like
02:30the pickup truck guy is actually trying to stop the bike guy up there he was he was trying to like
02:36get in front of him yes but then this is where it happens he jumps on go go there's some hay in the
02:42back just get in wow officer america hops on the back bumper f yeah and they chase the guy down
02:50together i wish it had an american flag oh my god i totally should lisa you're right god
02:57that would be incredible he needs a soundtrack it has one it's incredible and he has one and it's
03:04pretty good yeah we just can't play work so there they find out where the guy stopped
03:11officer america jumps off catches the guy right here put your hands up turns out he had several
03:21outstanding warrants oh yeah listen does the pickup guy not deserve something oh he does sure maybe
03:31hop on let's get him like not maybe not the key to a city but you got to deputize him for a day
03:37but deputize him give him like a badge it's not a yeah it's a bit come on it's not a murder or
03:43anything the guy stole a bike no but let's calm down where was this where was this was in seattle
03:48okay i thought it was texas give him some truck nuts for having a pair of balls oh my god something
03:52ceremonial city made truck nuts i'm officer america they might not even have those in seattle
04:00i'm not sure but deputize him for a day give him one of them badges and then you say okay for one day
04:07you're a deputy like they used to do in the wild west they could bust into a bar and be like you
04:13you you you you're deputies now it's a bike thief yes yeah yeah let's let's keep it in perspective
04:19dude we had audio i mean we it's incredible i almost guarantee it's incredible
04:25thank you to all of those places that won't let you play anything well it's just fortunate
04:32sun by ccr yeah you can't hear the original audio they just play the song oh i thought it was like a
04:37sweet mix no no i mean they stop it for a second for him to say you know stop that's yeah that's all
04:43you need that's all you do we know what america looks like yeah we do we have him here so this is
04:47officer america he looks like america it's everything i thought
04:50it's everything i thought about a bike thief he knew he had to have a mustache right yeah
04:57i thought that was more i thought it was more of a firefighter thing right now all
05:03officer america i know i guess you're right i think the firefighters that saved me had mustaches
05:09they all oh yeah almost all of them i know have them right now and i don't know if it's like a
05:15part of their uniform it's without being part of their uniform uniform no it's not there is
05:21there's got to be some pressure on them because the guys i know a trendy thing should not have them
05:26but they all have them anyway okay you know i don't know if it's still like this but it's at
05:32some point it was the only facial hair you were allowed to have in those two jobs and that's why
05:36you always see them with a mustache uh makes sense like a yankee the new york yankees weren't
05:42allowed to have beards they are now though yeah uh if you want to see officer america you can go
05:48check out him and the video at daveandchuckthefreak.com yeah i was like picturing them like tango
05:54and cash or something like that you know like some kind of you know starsky and hutch but looks like
05:59he just graduated oh he's shorter than expected oh no of course change the tune huh oh my god
06:05he's an american hero exactly what does his height have to do with anything wow i just picture
06:19captain america as a tall straddle do i have to remind you potash exactly small lives matter
06:26david it was like a tall hey built guy go make a trade deal with china yeah yeah yeah we all reach
06:32alike there he is anyway that's him officer america right the size didn't stop him from saving the day
06:38sure didn't nope i'd be a little i'd be a little concerned myself with jumping on the back of an f-150
06:44it's a little taller than i'd want it to be you're not impressed america now because no he's not
06:50it was his name originally yeah now he's just a short guy that helped to get a bike bike yeah
06:56let's not get too carried away it was just a bike thief it was just a bike he doesn't deserve his
07:02take back those balls yeah take them back dave likes the other cop who is that is that a what
07:09that's seattle yep yeah sure right yeah thank you officer america for your service
07:17a hero a real a real hero an american hero pine-sized american hero
07:24i bet he's like 5'10 you know he's like pine-sized
07:31son of a bitch you just want to play like tweet tweet oh yeah like a little tiny bird like what's
07:38the like where's his new america sound you're gonna take away his screaming eagle yeah he is no you're
07:44not you're not playing canary sounds he was he was officer america
07:56like a tweety bird that is wrong here's a pint-sized hero
08:02he couldn't find a beetle to hop on so he had to pick the pickup truck
08:18it's true our tiny little hero we needed surprised it wasn't like an old s10 really low to the ground
08:26where's a pt cruiser where's a pt cruiser there's no camino yeah
08:32that is listed as a truck where are those damn blades when you need them
08:39oh man that really took a turn
08:43dave doesn't believe the guy at all i totally do
08:47not at all you stripped him of all of his titles exactly yeah the real hero is the guy driving the
08:53truck we got to see him yeah i bet he's tall oh yeah wait though he'll get out he'll be a little
08:58fella i hope he's on five eight overcompensating for a small stature with a pickup truck you can
09:03kind of tell now looking at his head shot that he's tiny tiny fellow dave only wants tall heroes
09:09that's he does he doesn't believe in the rest of them i hope you're in need and the only people who
09:14show up are short firefighters and i hope they can and i hope they're not their arms aren't quite
09:19long enough to reach him to help him and then he just tumbles falls right off the sure you guys can
09:24hold that hose it's a little bit heavy it fills with all that water yeah let me do do something real
09:31quick play the tweety bird for a sec yeah okay america it doesn't have the same same ring does it no not
09:39at all god took all of just strip this guy of all of his hero status america yeah okay yeah do it
09:47play it again okay let's do it again here we go america that's better that makes more sense
09:56pull over bike thief do it again
09:59the united states of america yes
10:09one more time
10:14the united states of america yes
10:23got him another criminal bag yeah
10:26really puts the dandy and yankee doodle dandy
10:30he's a yankee doodle dandy yeah he is
10:33he is man you don't expect a tweety bird everyone else in the world is like captain america
10:40oh yeah they got a shield on him and everything
10:44yep the lady driving the car with him is so much taller man
10:49hankins oh i know because i'm the fool
10:56what's happening over here everything's different i'm on his side oh are you okay yeah yeah this guy's
11:01a hero he is a hero i didn't say he wasn't land of the free home of the brave i didn't say any of
11:06that put a feather in his cab dave yeah call him mackerel
11:12yankee doodle saves the day that is something get on the ground let me see your hands
11:18stop right there that's why he can only do the bike crimes ground bike crime let me see your hands
11:24bike patrol you you in the neon hat
11:27you hips are in the neon hat get down yeah he's got me in these fuzzy cuffs
11:36get down now hipster that's incredible what an idea have yourself a pair of fuzzy cuffs
11:42that every once in a while you strap onto somebody that like adds insult to injury
11:47if you'd like to see officer america for yourself oh go check him out at david chuckthefreak.com
11:55see i don't like thief he caught he really really nailed this by hero
12:00i know chuck's giving him the key to the city for god's sake
12:05well no the guy in the truck saved a bike guy in the truck the guy in the
12:08don't know who that is it's incredible to stop your car and allow a police officer it is
12:14however small he is to jump on the back of your vehicle and she wouldn't wait somebody down
12:20that's why they caught him there'd be no damage to the truck tiny little man jumped on that's right
12:25i barely knew he was there a buster shocks i get bouncing on the back okay i wouldn't even know no
12:32people officer american that is uh it is really incredible stuff yeah it definitely is i mean take
12:41away what you want but don't take away the man's screaming eagle i know the tweety bird is just
12:49the united states of america seattle's finest
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