00:00well the reviews are in for the new Wuthering Heights remake okay with Margot Robbie and Jacob
00:16Elordi the review says this they are so hot yeah they self-combust Jesus good god teachers won't
00:25be playing this movie in English lit class anytime soon not unless their kink is angry
00:29emails for one it's an r-rated tailing of Wuthering Heights it has a healthy amount of sex scenes
00:37far more than that is in the novel because the novel has zero okay but it's just gonna add some
00:44sex absolutely they did okay and that's not the only bold departure from the Victorian era source
00:50material they say there is a lot more modern sexuality added into it plot lines got chopped
01:00the cast of characters has been streamlined the costumes are period accurate okay to a degree
01:08but not they've made them sexier okay well how to get people to watch I guess yeah they say it's a sexy
01:16funny ravishing dark revision well I think that Victorian era can be pretty hot just normally
01:25right like those they got the dresses with the boobs yes you know so they've made that even
01:33hotter okay the guy's really hot so that helps you know I don't know who that guy is I don't
01:40uh are you into that dude like I mean he's a good looking dude yeah I think yeah yeah yeah um he
01:46fresh off a golden globe proved himself a rising star let me guess really tall dark hair you know
01:53he's the salt burn guy oh salt burn I mean I haven't seen it obviously one of your favorite movies but
01:59I think he's been really growing on me lately I hated him a year ago but now I kind of want him to
02:04be the next bond really I can see it because he's he's suave he's charismatic he's good looking
02:11yeah but the two of them right now they're doing this promo for this movie and it's doing like the
02:16whole they're in each other Glenn Powell are they together are they together what's going on
02:21she's married right great she's married but there's a lot of weird there is like weird
02:25sexual tension between them it's just the new thing the new promo because we're so because we're so dumb
02:31that we just we instantly share that 100 billion times like oh my god there's it looks like they're
02:38on fire you know it's like god we're so dumb they say for anyone worried that Jacob Elordi and Margot
02:44Robbie wouldn't spark well they positively self-combust you can feel the sexual tension
02:49through the screen it was like the Lady Gaga and and what's his name Bradley Cooper thing after their
02:56movie together and they even knew like listen like we're just we're still just acting like it's
03:01just acting yeah Wuthering Heights comes out this Friday no idea what that's about or I remember
03:08girls in school reading this I never read it myself I think it was I didn't read it no I never read
03:13it doesn't I'm not it doesn't seem like it would be for me a period piece I mean Margot Robbie's amazing
03:22no the trailer was pretty hot I saw some clips of just like her and I guess him so and it was like
03:30I don't know what this is but that's not bad what would make you see this movie nothing Margot Robbie's
03:36no you just see the clips of it hold on a second I wasn't ready for this one least I've just we've
03:41seen most of her sure okay I mean I wasn't ready for that one no one is Margot Robbie's
03:51it's not I mean I don't know that would be funny you tell him that he watches the whole movie and
03:57that's not what are you talking about you son of a bitch you son of a bitch Chuck sits through
04:05Wuthering Heights just hoping to see Margot Robbie's people winking heights oh my god I throw everyone's
04:13popcorn everywhere you're screaming in the theater where's the butthole show us the butthole he's
04:20texting me I'm like oh did you stay for the post credits scene hold on I'll sit back down hold on I'll sit
04:26back down he goes to see it again the rage the rage that I would have I'm only here for the
04:36butthole you guys like butthole there's no butthole in this what you know I'm taking away
04:45crazy crazy man there's nothing there's nothing even a butthole where's the butthole they promised
04:51me a butthole let me go get your hands off me get him out of here he's causing a disturbance that's
04:58the second time he's done this today I'd fall for it all too because I was like David oh well did you
05:07go to the matinee yeah I did oh you have to go at night for them to show the butthole really
05:11yeah there's a different version so that like makes to make sure that the kids don't see the
05:15butthole okay I'll go again tonight and he said through the whole movie every time because you
05:21every time just in case you don't want to miss it you can't miss something like you have to go to the
05:25bathroom I'm in a diaper I can't miss the butthole I'm sorry everyone I can't miss the butthole
05:36I have an upset stomach oh no he poops himself oh and it's two hours and 16 minutes oh that's so
05:45long I know Lisa likes these period piece let's see if you would like this here okay I don't like
05:54I don't like it so far she's wearing a tablecloth skirt should you do Heathcliff I like that more
05:58if you were rich if you were rich hold on I suppose I do all rich men do I live in a big house
06:11and be cruel to my servants
06:15yeah that's fine take a wife
06:20a wife what wife
06:24Heathcliff you're not enough not for her
06:32Heathcliff is gone you must accept it
06:46is this just like the princess bride
06:54oh my that was from by the back
06:57inspired by the greatest love story of all time backdoor stand with extra butthole
07:17why did you betray your own heart
07:19we're gonna get banned for just playing this stupid song it looked like we were inside of one of
07:27quartz dreams yeah it was a court fever dream don't wake me
07:32yeah especially when the guy rode off into the sunset that's my dream that's his dream so join
07:40chucking a bunch of middle-aged women this weekend yeah he sees wuthering no like there's no there's
07:45just no chance of me watching that at all i would like if jason finds the nudes he can go ahead and
07:51right you know let me know i will i'll give you the sizzle reel thank you that's all i need he always
07:57brings the sizzle i mean i don't you know i don't believe in love guys yes we know so but what about lust
08:04that's fine he does believe that's fine but i can't handle it but i can't handle it
08:10i can't handle it i gotta stay away from lust as much as possible
08:15yeah the only trailer chuck watches is backdoor horse
08:20it's a different movie it's a much different movie it's not up for any oscars or anything it has not
08:25maybe uh what are they called avn yeah avn awards very nice video news
08:29very very good for them very nice expect to see that soon
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