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00:05all right well as jason prepares to visit the dick doctor soon um dude it's coming oh no
00:11unfortunately here's a story of a dick doctor who liked dicks a little too much what dude you're
00:19like you're the worst man you're the worst tell me tell me about the dick doctor funneling dicks
00:26right before i go to the dick doctor that's fun cool was he at least handsome we're gonna find out
00:35a urologist who got a little too into penises yeah has been sent to prison for six years
00:4455 year old dr timothy girling
00:49performed sex acts on patients oh wow under the guise of examining them
00:56i'm gonna need to put this in my mouth to make sure you don't have anything going on
01:00are you sure that's necessary oh i'm quite sure
01:04listen i'm gonna insert a couple of these digits into your rear wow
01:12oh wow i got oh my god digits i mean i guess if you need to check the prostate
01:19a jury convicted the doctor of assault voyeurism and attempted voyeurism my goodness
01:29uh one victim said i realized afterwards it was very wrong so it must have been just like hand jobs
01:39like squeezing or like too much like too much down there too much down there
01:50i don't know wait the guy pulled it out and he was holding it if he would have started like
01:57stroking it
01:57well what if he gave it stop some just some gentle pulsating squeezes
02:02that might have grown a little bit
02:07here's the doctor oh no it doesn't shock me
02:12that guy's a urologist yeah i wouldn't believe that
02:15what do you expect a urologist to look like he doesn't look like a doctor to me
02:20no looks like a perv piercing blue eyes yeah court just looks right into his eyes
02:25are you going back to the urologist again
02:30check a day keeps the apples away yeah
02:35the court used he also used his phone to secretly film appointments and had a camera set up in the
02:42bathroom to film men using it there he had 600 different penis pictures
02:50i mean on his device
02:51pictures like what's nuts about that is you just i just know that from the time you were young
02:59you were like i love penises i am going to become i'm going to have a job where i deal
03:05with them all the time and hold them
03:08and then i'm
03:09oh you can't think that way chuck come on man that's got to be like
03:130.001 percent of the profession no no i'm not saying all of them i'm saying him though
03:18like he must have had a master plan here right or is it just that a crazy thing to do
03:23to commit like
03:24a decade of your life to school just so you can get close to dicks or was he just i'm
03:30just a doctor
03:31and then you developed a hankering
03:35can you touch so many of them that you develop a hankering form no man men obviously yeah i think
03:41so
03:41you know to start with and then i think the hankering comes first you don't develop a hankering
03:47right it's passion like you could touch dicks any time you don't have to go through med school and
03:53become a urologist yeah i know like just go go go touch them trust me i know go to dicktouchers
04:00.com
04:00um if it doesn't exist i'd be shocked yep
04:04yeah it is wild i mean i just you know
04:09it's odd to make it your choice and then you know you're a perv so did he do scopes to
04:14this guy
04:15yep you know it you know it he got satisfaction from watching him score him oh the sounding aspect
04:24knowing that it's gonna don't worry i'll take care of you type of stuff i'm a little nervous
04:29oh yeah no i get it he's not your doctor's not into it oh i was just playing with him
04:34yeah
04:35oh yeah sorry yeah yeah i mean i am i don't know no no don't be nervous but listen i'm
04:42gonna give
04:43it a couple little kisses here that'll kisses that'll i thought we'd use more of like a lubricant
04:48i don't i'm gonna don't worry i will spit on it oh my god i need the name of your
04:53doctor
04:54whatever works doc i was referred by a jason watson yeah
05:00no that's an incredible betrayal of trust you're back
05:04no court you can't come with me to my appointment okay somebody needs to drive you home
05:10that's true yeah i'll wait if you go under you've decided you're not going under i'm not and i was
05:14gonna take the the valium but they said i need a driver for that too so i'm just going raw
05:19oh my god
05:20bring some for the driver there's just no one who can drive like there's no one who can drive me
05:25the time it is i i don't even know if i'll make it i gotta like this it's gonna be
05:30a terrible day
05:31i gotta get out of here in time i gotta speed to my so you're gonna be thinking about it
05:37the whole
05:37time the show's going on yeah and then immediately after here i have to go get it done don't tell
05:42us what day okay because they will tease you all know i'm not gonna say a word torment you every
05:51time you look at me you're gonna be like what's up man nothing keep it to yourself okay that's amazing
05:55we're gonna guess we're gonna guess if you guys had any any memory if you weren't goldfish you would
06:01know because i said it already well you're goldfish though i i said it once in this conversation
06:07i said it in this conversation just now exact date no but i said the day and i also told
06:13you the exact
06:13date you don't listen to anything i say i feel like i'm at home with my wife today you said
06:18it yeah
06:19i mean i said it under my breath as we were oh i didn't know but i did say the
06:23actual date
06:24date in the initial story of this i felt like was i don't know if i was i don't remember
06:29you
06:30want to know i'll tell you no no i want to guess forget though anyway now i won't remember when
06:35is
06:35it no i want to like on the day of i want to be like everything i think it's today
06:41because he's
06:41acting weird i think it's today oh that's what i want to play i want to play when's he getting
06:47his
06:47dick touched exactly it's not just it's been touched when is he getting his dick scoped being
06:53assaulted
06:58yes yeah it is i mean it's getting penetrated
07:01it's getting let's play when is jason getting penetrated yeah that's it
07:06when is jason's penis being penetrated
07:14so scared i would be terrified i mean i really would do i would not have brought it to the
07:20do you want one of us to drive you to the yeah right drive you to the your no thanks
07:24what chuck we'll both do it we'll do it together i'm not getting in the car after i after that's
07:31happened with you guys oh my god laughing in the front seat like imagine i was like no he didn't
07:36touch you like this other doctor did he it would be all fun and games right dave like we would
07:41be
07:42we'd be in the car we'd be joking it up and then like jason would come get wheeled to the
07:47thing and
07:47we'd see his face yeah because then they wheel you out no they wheel you out i think he'll be
07:52able
07:52to walk out i don't think he's gonna be wheeled they're gonna wheel everybody out they always
07:58wheel you out he's not gonna be going under or have that's what we're saying he can go under
08:03because we'll drive him yeah exactly painted yeah he wheel him out and we see his face and all of
08:09our jokes walk out instantly stop oh my god yes i lift him into the car well the silence would
08:16be
08:16worse oh as soon as i get time it would be silent i would be like oh no he's something's
08:22really yeah
08:22he's had a really bad time dave something's going on his penis something's wrong with his penis
08:28thank you for the offer but i'll be fine you sure we're here we're available we can drive you
08:32we can you want to take a valium or something yeah they'll drive or knock you get knocked right out
08:36we'll be there for you it was just going to be the valiant they don't realize wait till you take
08:40your first piss or something right after because they wait till you're fired after a colonoscopy
08:44what do they do after oh no but my first thing he is going to be
08:49the river went red that day
08:52i think it's gonna burn really fast it's gonna it's gonna burn and there's gonna be blood in it
08:59that's what i've been told you know it's terrible it's so the worst so then the day like that day's
09:08gonna suck and then the next day i just gotta come back in and be like nothing happened here
09:14okay so we learned something he has to work the next day yes that's a good clue there's one i
09:19mean
09:19he's told us the exact day before he's told us the exact or is it no it's not no because
09:25you just
09:25said you just have to always eventually come back yeah but that's not what you implied just said the
09:30next day you screwed that up did i gave us a great big hint i mean we could go back
09:36and try and find
09:36it i'm sure people are violently texting in with the actual date right now but they don't listen to me
09:41they do yeah they do they do no they really they hate you so they do make fun too much
09:47of this
09:48whole situation with him because you could be oh we're next yes 100 i know yeah i'm not i really
09:54am not my whole thing is i can't believe that he is just he's trying to he's like his wife
10:00he's like
10:01i want to feel every bit of this whole process what is wrong with i talked to my you guys
10:07suggested
10:07i talked to my medical professional family and he was like dude if you're gonna have to go under
10:12for the lipoma eventually it's better to not go under like to go under as little as possible in
10:19a short period of time so like no i haven't done it but you'll be fine but you're just know
10:25you're
10:25gonna feel a lot of pressure there you go a lot of people think we should be there for you
10:31and carry
10:31you exactly oh you're gonna have like a sign and balloons and like get well soon and all that
10:36he just got his dick touched he just got his dick touched imagine the scene you'd make out
10:40in the parking lot oh my god my god it's like two boyfriends carrying out two boyfriends bringing
10:46out their son they're fun our boys penis our boys penis had a lot of problems he's fine we're hoping
10:59for one stream if i walked out of those that that thing and you guys were standing there i'd just
11:04go
11:04right back in okay i have another question okay this is just to uh evaluate things like this there
11:13could be another round here oh yeah like uh repair the stream they're going in to see what's going
11:18on yeah they're going in to see what's going on man this is just scope to lay the land and
11:22if
11:22there's nothing wrong in the front then we have to go in the back oh well how's your father oh
11:28yes
11:29they have to just keep investigating to be honest though the back i feel like the back is don't worry
11:34about the back the back is child's play the back is child i believe you're always out for the back
11:40maybe not if he's like hey i didn't find anything let me just pop a couple in there right now
11:44and see
11:44oh well pop a couple in there so they've never had that check they say if he talks to you
11:50like that
11:50run they've never had you've never had that check like that i'm getting close to that age though oh
11:55boy that's a tough one the first that's a tough one that's a wild day at the doctor it is
12:02let me tell
12:03you it's not great but listen i will say this don't you guys i think we scare guys when we
12:08talk
12:08about this stuff you have to get it done it's no big deal it's weird it's uncomfortable it's awkward
12:13well but then it's good the back stuff is child's play compared to what he's going through i mean
12:19like honestly it's like whatever i'm trying not to think about it too much oh yeah well we'll do a
12:24whole segment on it because what's good because what's gonna happen like it i can't do anything
12:28about it they say don't be afraid to ask for extra lube and that's not a joke because he said
12:33that i get
12:34them done every three months the most important thing is to ask for extra lube some girls some
12:41nurses don't push the whole tube up there get them to push the whole tube what do you mean the
12:46whole
12:46tube of lube i have to say more lube please that's creepy you know what i'll write it in a
12:54note i'll write
12:55a note yes we were right jason would like all the lube please and what do you mean the nurse
12:59this isn't just the doctor fills up the well this guy gets it done when he gets a nurse
13:04lubes it should just be me and him right no yeah there might be i should have asked more questions
13:11you didn't though no it's gonna be there's like a whole team not a team one stream i gotta clean
13:18up
13:18clean up shop yeah yeah not going under will limit the amount of people in the room i would think
13:24so
13:25too but i do think that there has to be an assistant one stream team one stream to make sure
13:31you're not
13:31taking advantage of exactly yes this is why i don't do this stuff though because if there's something
13:37wrong now then and i have to have surgery on my guy but you need to get it just to
13:42have like one
13:42just let it be strong flow you know i don't care yeah but i am sick of dribbling man i'll
13:50tell you
13:51it's like it's such a conundrum i'm in a tough place that's what he asked me that was one of
13:57the questions are you sick of dribbling no he just said have you ever been standing at a urinal and
14:01you heard another guy go and thought to yourself that's a nice stream i was like no i use the
14:08stall
14:08because i'm embarrassed you know it's much worse yeah much worse than we thought yeah that's i mean
14:18you know you get to be a certain age and you know yeah so yeah in a lot of situations
14:23the nurse does
14:24the lube and the doctor does the scope oh my god oh no i it's terrible you've ruined my day
14:32i would be like give me it's better to be prepared man you'll know going in give me the lube
14:37you told
14:37me you got all sorts of emails that you won't share i will not so you know of you it's
14:43really nice of
14:43you dave no because i know what they've said yes i've kept a lot from you i have a tummy
14:50ache
14:50oh okay so that means it's coming up soon yeah that means it's coming up soon it's coming up very
14:58soon it's like impending doom oh yeah this week yeah this week yeah
15:07so it's thursday that's scary oh my god oh my god it's not thursday
15:20then it's tomorrow it's not tomorrow friday the 13th so it's friday
15:24friday the 13th yeah that's what i said and when i made when i made the appointment the
15:29receptionist was like what a dark day oh my god yeah so friday can't wait to see you guys
15:38i don't give me a fun show i don't it's dick day bitches it's dick day bitches i don't believe
15:44on friday the 13th really no but i wouldn't wouldn't have maybe that was the only time
15:52you can get i know i get it i understand you take what you can get i do it too
15:56i wouldn't want to be
15:57coming in here the next day it was the soonest appointment yeah i would have done it right on
16:01the spot if they would have let me oh that might get it better with yeah just do it right
16:05now can
16:06you do it right now they're like no yeah i honestly i'd be like get it done let's get it
16:09done
16:10i'm just so anxious i had i got stuff like i gotta leave that thing and then i gotta go
16:16get
16:16the kid from school and i gotta be like cooking dinner and like showering them i just had a scope
16:20inside of me man i can't take care of anybody no you should get that time off that's terrible
16:26isn't it yeah it sucks that we wish y'all the best yeah do you we wish you all yeah
16:33you're gonna
16:34have everybody waiting outside come on we gather listeners listeners come cheer on jason's dick
16:42support jason yes in his time team one stream that's so inappropriate if you come out it's a
16:49big yeah it is i can't even imagine a crowd outside of a colonoscopy i have
16:55i'd be very off but maybe i'd be very upset it's nice to know that so many people are championing
17:01my
17:02penis they are they're really worried about it and they want it to be fine as do we it could
17:07be a
17:07male nurse some people have had male nurses do it so i don't nothing makes it better i don't think
17:12it matters who you have to say please more lube do it is that's awkward it's an awkward thing to
17:19have
17:19to say and i understand that more lube please don't say that squeeze the entire please
17:24more lube what are they lubing the scope no no in your hole man but they're numbing inside of it
17:32numbing and then they squirt a whole thing well they gotta put two things inside three things inside
17:39sorry i am not i don't make the rules here this is the only thing that gets me to yell
17:47no it's not i don't really yell much here you don't see much animation out no that's true
17:54watch it be nothing and you'll be like ah there's no how can it be nothing there is a scope
17:58going
17:58inside my penis yeah so whatever into my bladder do that for pleasure i've seen a guy put a whole
18:05screwdriver the whole handle so have i in there but that's so you're fine they like pain i know they
18:13do it's like getting spanked i know there's pain involved you're not you're not adverse to pain
18:19no you might like this i do the spanking oh my god coming up
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