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00:05This is a really hooker gone wrong story that happened down the street here.
00:10Okay.
00:11A meetup at a motel on 8 Mile turned chaotic when the victim realized the suspects were
00:20actually men dressed as women.
00:22Oh, wow.
00:23They went all the way?
00:25Usually they don't go all the way.
00:27Hooker gone dong.
00:28Oh, no.
00:29They don't go all the way.
00:30They just let you open the door and they're like, surprise.
00:34And then you're robbed.
00:36They don't.
00:36Hi, how are you?
00:38Oh, hey.
00:38Come on in.
00:40A meetup at this motel ended with a gun pulled, a jump from a second floor window.
00:45Sure.
00:46And a man seriously injured on 8 Mile in Detroit.
00:50It's actually right on the border of Oak Park and Detroit.
00:53Officers called about 1030 at night.
00:55Not to this one down the street to the embassy motel.
00:59Oh.
01:01Room 130.
01:03Victim told police he met two individuals earlier while working at a car wash and agreed to meet
01:11later for 200 bucks a pop in exchange for several sexual acts they had discussed.
01:18I'll need a BJ.
01:20Do you think that he knew?
01:24So I know that.
01:26I think that.
01:28Oh, you think that he.
01:29Oh, lady boy.
01:31Lady boy.
01:32And everything is changing.
01:33Because how do you not know?
01:34Yeah, I think you know.
01:35The suspects picked him up about 8 p.m. and brought him to the motel.
01:38Well, inside the room, that's when the victim said he realized both were men dressed as women.
01:44Mm-hmm.
01:45Not who he believed.
01:47They demanded his money and blocked the door.
01:51I feel like it's probably endless and I don't know.
01:55But maybe you knew.
01:57You knew.
01:58But then they tried to rob you.
01:59So then you have to like.
02:00Oh, I didn't know.
02:01Come up with a reason why you're in the room with two guys.
02:05Right.
02:05And it was about sex.
02:07It's at this beautiful.
02:09Gorgeous.
02:10Embassy motel.
02:11Where's this car wash?
02:14There's got to be a nearby car wash.
02:16Yeah.
02:17There's got to be a nearby car wash.
02:19Car wash, yeah.
02:22Mm-hmm.
02:23Hey, what are you fellas doing later?
02:26You want to meet up for some sexual activity?
02:28Do hookers go through a lot of car washes?
02:30I'm assuming that they were the ones that were working at the car wash.
02:35He's not the car wash guy, is he?
02:37Yeah, he worked at the car wash.
02:39Oh, he worked at the car wash.
02:40He's the car wash worker.
02:41Oh, okay.
02:42That's where he met them.
02:42I thought you could go to the car wash.
02:45No, he met them.
02:46And have some fellas come back to your room.
02:50What up, boys?
02:52I'm sorry.
02:53What?
02:54What is Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash?
02:58I don't know.
03:00I put in a search for car wash and Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash came up.
03:05I think we just found it.
03:07I think we just found it.
03:08What?
03:08It's right down the street from that hotel.
03:11What's a hetero twink wash?
03:12Well, click on it.
03:13Click on it, Dave.
03:15Don't just...
03:16What?
03:17What is Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash?
03:20What?
03:21What a name.
03:23Okay.
03:23What's this guy's name?
03:25It just says the victim?
03:27Yeah, it doesn't list any names in the story.
03:29It doesn't say that it's Chris Sammy?
03:31What is a hetero twink wash?
03:33I think you know what it is.
03:35This is the place to go.
03:36The owner did an excellent job.
03:38These guys do a great job.
03:39They actually just wash cars.
03:40But why is it called hetero twink wash?
03:42I don't know.
03:43What in the world is this?
03:46Great thing to see them employ young men to keep them off the streets.
03:49Oh.
03:50What?
03:51Is it male hookers washing cars dressed as ladyboys?
03:56No, that wouldn't be...
03:57What?
03:58Yeah.
03:59You gotta take your Subaru there right now.
04:01We gotta get a report.
04:03We...
04:04Get the Subaru, please.
04:06Give him 12 bucks, Dave.
04:08Going to the car, watch?
04:11Going to the...
04:12No.
04:13We gotta call Ken.
04:15We gotta call Ken.
04:16Oh, God.
04:16Ken should go on the way.
04:18Ken has to go on the way.
04:19Call him.
04:20Please, right now.
04:21Call Ken.
04:23Call him right now.
04:23Call him right now.
04:23Get him on the phone and just ask him to do that.
04:25Call him right now.
04:26He won't do it, but I want to hear his reaction.
04:29Ken, we're going to need to stop at the hetero twink wash.
04:32I want to hear it.
04:32I want to, too.
04:33I really want to confront him with this.
04:36I really do.
04:38I think that he should do it.
04:40What is that doing?
04:41How is that operating?
04:42I don't...
04:42I have no idea.
04:43I don't know, but you can start a business.
04:47You can call it whatever you want.
04:49I have never seen...
04:51Hetero twink wash?
04:52Hetero twink wash is a real place.
04:56It makes sense.
04:57Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash is right here.
05:00That's...
05:00Yeah.
05:01Yes.
05:02Get...
05:03Let's go.
05:03Is that what it's really called?
05:05I mean, it says it...
05:07Is it just Chris and Sammy's car wash?
05:10It is, but why does it have...
05:12I don't know.
05:12Why does it call that?
05:14Can you just go in and change it?
05:16No.
05:16As a joke?
05:19Hetero twink wash?
05:22Do they know it's called that?
05:24I don't...
05:25Probably not.
05:26Call them.
05:26Call them.
05:27Call them, Dave.
05:29It could be closed, it says.
05:30What?
05:31And they don't have a phone number listed.
05:32Well, I don't know how you'd call a car wash, but...
05:36I love that sweet van painted on the side.
05:38Oh my God, it's gorgeous.
05:40That's where you go to get that clean.
05:41Oh my God.
05:42I need some hetero twinks to really, really take care of my van if my van looks like that.
05:49But that means they're straight twinks, right?
05:51I don't know.
05:52Hetero?
05:53Yeah.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Yeah.
05:54But twink in itself, how in the world is it called hetero twink wash?
06:03M. Faroo Thomas says, okay.
06:05Do you want me to go to the hetero twink wash?
06:07I'll go right now.
06:09They're not open.
06:09They're not open.
06:09I'll be right back.
06:10They're not open.
06:11I know you're dying to go.
06:13I want Ken to go.
06:14I want...
06:14Oh wait, maybe they just opened.
06:16What's the phone number?
06:18There's no phone number.
06:18I want Ken to go so bad.
06:20Ken has got to go to the hetero.
06:22Send Ken to the car wash.
06:25Send him to hetero twink wash, yeah.
06:28I want to name...
06:29I want to change everyone's name.
06:31If you can change people's name.
06:33Change a business name?
06:34Yes.
06:35I mean, like, you usually have to go through a big process.
06:38I bet they don't even know.
06:40How do they not know?
06:43What is...
06:44Like, they can't know.
06:46If you just...
06:46What is a hetero twink?
06:48I don't know.
06:50It's a straight twink.
06:52Twink meaning like a...
06:54Little skinny gay man.
06:56It's like an otter.
06:57We might have to take this to...
06:58Like an otter.
06:59Yeah, GPT.
07:00Okay.
07:00An otter's hairy.
07:01A twink is not.
07:03What is a hetero...
07:06It's not going to tell you.
07:07Twink.
07:11Heterosexual man who fits the physical description of a twink.
07:13Young looking, slender, slim build, lacking body or facial hair.
07:16So, this is literally like it's sort of advertising that they have these straight men there.
07:26Straight skinny men here.
07:27That wash your car?
07:29That wash your car.
07:31And listen, listen, hold on.
07:33And then I get out of the car and there's two twinks wiping down my car, making sure it's dry.
07:42And I say, hey, boys, why don't we meet up a little later?
07:46Down the street.
07:48Down the street.
07:48And they say, yeah, baby.
07:52So, they came through the hetero twink car wash and seduced him?
07:58They seduced him.
08:00Yes.
08:01Yes, I believe.
08:02Meet us at the embassy?
08:03I believe that's yes.
08:06Yes.
08:07It's four and a half stars out of five.
08:09People like it.
08:09This is great.
08:10I don't understand.
08:12I've driven down that street so many times.
08:14Dude, I drive past it every day.
08:17I ain't seen no twinks washing cars.
08:20I know.
08:20You would have got a hundred car washes.
08:21Yeah.
08:22It's so clean.
08:24I do need a car wash.
08:26Yeah, that's right there.
08:27You guys, what is going on?
08:29That's right across the street from the deaf church.
08:32Hey.
08:34What?
08:35Deaf church TV?
08:37Yep.
08:39Yep.
08:41Deaf church and hetero twink wash.
08:43Hetero twink wash is the craziest discovery that you've ever made.
08:48I know.
08:49And we've worked here for a long time.
08:51I know.
08:51And have never known that this existed.
08:54If he didn't.
08:54Because it's just labeled as whatever, Chris and Sammy's car wash.
08:58Right.
09:00I'm going to say Jason is the closest thing you guys have to a hetero twink.
09:03He is.
09:04That's what I'm saying, but I'm hairy.
09:05I'm an otter.
09:05You're too hairy.
09:06Yeah.
09:06I'm an otter, not a twink.
09:07He's an otter, not a twink.
09:09Yep.
09:09I'm an otter.
09:10Thank you very much.
09:11Yep.
09:12What?
09:14Are we good?
09:15He's like, oh, for God's sakes.
09:17Oh, he's hurt.
09:17He didn't even hear what it's about.
09:19Overly straight guy Ken is joining us.
09:21Hey, Ken.
09:22Good morning.
09:23How are you?
09:25Oh, great.
09:26Just driving.
09:27Oh, perfect.
09:28Perfect.
09:28I thought we could have caught you in your morning bath, but you're on your way.
09:31Oh, I'm on my way.
09:33What's happening?
09:34Okay.
09:35We discovered something that's literally down the street from the radio station as we were
09:39looking into this story about a motel meetup gone wrong.
09:43It's Chris Sammy's hetero twink car wash.
09:47And we'd like you to stop in and get a car wash on your way to work today.
09:51Oh, my God.
09:56It's Chris.
09:57Did you want to run that name by me again?
10:00It's Chris.
10:02Chris and Sammy's hetero twink wash.
10:05It is a legitimate place.
10:09It's a real place.
10:11It's on 8 Mile.
10:13It's right by the...
10:14It's literally two minutes from the station.
10:17I mean, I know where that...
10:19I saw that story.
10:20I know where that motel is at.
10:21I mean, I've seen it.
10:22Yeah.
10:23But I've never noticed...
10:24I've never noticed the twink car wash.
10:26Yes.
10:27No one has.
10:28No one has.
10:30If you're looking for it, it's right across from the deaf church.
10:34Yes.
10:36Oh, the deaf church.
10:37Yes.
10:38There's a deaf church there.
10:40They do...
10:41It's a pretty quiet...
10:43It's a pretty quiet one.
10:46A lot of hand motions, but not a lot of noise.
10:49No.
10:49Right.
10:50No.
10:50Whereas the car wash is also a lot of hand motions, but in a different way.
10:54But noise.
10:54Lots of noise.
10:55So, is Jason the one over there drying the cars off?
11:00I promise this isn't just the parking lot and me with a soapy bucket.
11:06You pull up and it's Jason.
11:07It's just Jason with a bucket.
11:09Oh, my God.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:13But wait.
11:14But wait.
11:15Like, do we know if this is like a...
11:17You actually drive into a building type of car wash?
11:20I don't think it, but I don't know.
11:21I don't know.
11:22We didn't see...
11:23I think you just pull your car in and they wash it.
11:26So, that's it.
11:27I think so.
11:27I mean, it's not...
11:28It is not like an automated system.
11:30According to some of the reviews, that's kind of what they allude to, that they hand wash.
11:33If you don't want your car slapped around by heavy cloth or those blowers, they want
11:37a fast and friendly service.
11:39Oh, I love this.
11:40So, if you've got a car that can't be scratched, you take it to the hetero twink wash.
11:45Unless these are all like code words for sex.
11:48And I don't know that.
11:49They sure did an excellent job detailing my vehicle.
11:51But maybe they did.
11:53Maybe they do.
11:54This is the place to go.
11:55Trust me.
11:57Maybe this is all I cover up for.
11:59This is why we need Ken.
12:01That's why we need Ken.
12:02To go there.
12:03Oh, that's right.
12:04That's right.
12:05Good thing to see them employ young men.
12:07Drive by it.
12:08Drive by it.
12:08See what you...
12:09Tell us what you see, at least.
12:10I'm going to be driving by it.
12:11I'm going to be on 8 Mile in about 10 minutes.
12:13So, I will...
12:14Dude, it's on the right...
12:15Take a look at what's there.
12:16Yeah, it's on the right-hand side if you're like...
12:19Right before Meyers.
12:20Right before Meyers.
12:21Like, it's literally right here.
12:22Yeah.
12:22Yeah.
12:23Yeah.
12:23It's between Coolidge and Meyers, isn't it?
12:25Yes, it is.
12:26Yeah.
12:26No, it seems to know a lot.
12:28It's between Meyers and Schaefer.
12:30Oh.
12:31Oh.
12:32Okay.
12:33Oh.
12:35It's on the other side.
12:36We're seeing a lot of upside down.
12:40I'll cruise by and see what I can see.
12:42Yeah.
12:43There's a lot of cruising going on there.
12:45Yeah.
12:46I'm sure there is.
12:47You know, I got to tell you, when you guys call me, I never know when I'm going to get
12:50here.
12:51This one is a new level.
12:52That's a new level.
12:53It's unbelievable.
12:54Sammy's hetero twink wash coming soon.
12:56Ken's going to have the most sparkling vehicle in the parking lot.
13:00Are we positive court left count?
13:04Maybe he just started his own car wash.
13:06Who knows?
13:07Him and Jason.
13:08Oh, my God.
13:09Fast friends.
13:10All right.
13:10Let us know.
13:11Let us know how it goes.
13:13All right.
13:13Give me a little bit here, and I'll let you know what I find.
13:15Okay.
13:16All right.
13:16Nice, overly straight guy Ken.
13:18On his way to the hetero twink wash.
13:20Lisa sent the phone number.
13:22Yeah.
13:22I don't know if anyone will answer.
13:23We don't know if anyone will answer.
13:25To the hetero twink wash.
13:27I thought you might want to do.
13:29I mean, if I don't have my phone, I feel good.
13:32You're calling?
13:32Yeah, I'm calling.
13:33Yeah, he's calling.
13:36Man, if my phone rings right now, this is going to be tough.
13:41That'd be amazing.
13:42If his phone rings.
13:43Hi.
13:44Jason at the hetero twink wash?
13:46Oh, no.
13:49What a bomb.
13:50That's all I could find.
13:51I found another number.
13:52Let me see if I can get it to do this.
13:57You found another number?
13:58Yeah.
13:58How many numbers does the twink wash need?
14:02Um, I don't know.
14:04I'm not sure.
14:05I don't know.
14:05You're not sure.
14:07I don't know about it.
14:08I don't think it sounds reliable.
14:11Oh, well.
14:12The twink wash doesn't have a phone number.
14:14No.
14:14They're just doing business on the fly.
14:16Yeah.
14:18We'll see what Ken.
14:19Ken's our best chance of getting a report on this.
14:22It's the wildest find I've ever seen on Google Maps.
14:26Just looking for the name of the car wash.
14:29This guy.
14:29Oh, it's ringing.
14:32Chuck, book a car wash.
14:33Ask for full detail.
14:35Do you do full detail?
14:36Oh.
14:38Jason, is that your phone ringing?
14:41Jason.
14:51Hey, I want my car wash a little later.
14:54Swing on by.
14:56We'll soap you up.
14:59Yeah, that's the number I got for it.
15:00The full detail.
15:02That's uncomfortable.
15:04Because I heard my real voice there.
15:08Yeah.
15:08Huh.
15:09That's something.
15:10Someone said, if this is the car wash, I think it is.
15:12The door's never open.
15:13People got to be getting blown in there.
15:14Wow.
15:15Oh, my God.
15:16My God.
15:17I can't even imagine if Ken pulled in.
15:20He hawks his horn.
15:21Oh, my God.
15:23Ken was like, I had the time of my life in there.
15:27It was unbelievable.
15:28I've never been more relaxed after a car wash.
15:33Oh, my God.
15:34Beautiful ladies, I think.
15:36These women were gorgeous.
15:41Yum.
15:42Beautiful ladies.
15:44Ken, surprise, surprise.
15:45Not a lot of large breasts, but.
15:52Oh, man.
15:53Let's hope he's not taken advantage of.
15:55Oh, Ken.
15:57I would love it to get close.
16:00Is that bad to say?
16:01Yes, it is bad to say.
16:03I don't want it to.
16:04I don't want him to be a set of my ladyboys in a car wash.
16:06I don't want him to be a.
16:07The shrink wash is making me laugh so hard.
16:09Oh, my God.
16:09I would just.
16:10He's imagining it with a cigarette.
16:11I mean.
16:12Oh, yeah.
16:14Hey, fellas.
16:15Just pulling up.
16:16He's actually wanting a car wash.
16:17Like, he gets out of his car and is waiting.
16:22Let me know when you.
16:26Let me know when you gays are done.
16:33These gay guys are incredible at washing cars.
16:38What if he says he can't find it yet?
16:40His car is squeaky clean.
16:41Oh, man.
16:42I haven't seen your car.
16:43He drives down.
16:44It's like blinding from how shiny it is.
16:48Didn't find a thing.
16:49Every day.
16:50It's clean.
16:50Every day.
16:51Oh, my God.
16:51He's got a big smile on his face.
16:53He's always happy now.
16:54Oh, wow.
16:56Something's happened with Ken.
16:59It's daily car wash.
17:01Dropping off strawberry shortcake to them.
17:05So we've decided to send overly straight guy Ken there to get a little hetero twink wash on his way
17:11in today.
17:12And Ken.
17:16Hi, Ken.
17:17Ken, are you?
17:18Hey, hey, hey.
17:20Yes, I found it.
17:22And then I was trying to get back to the other side where the entrance was at.
17:24And I just took a nice cruise to the neighborhoods back here.
17:28Oh, careful.
17:30Careful.
17:32Hey, here's a heads up.
17:34A lot of these streets are no outlet.
17:36Oh, yeah.
17:37Well, can we track?
17:39Can we tell them which way to go to some room like The Matrix?
17:42Activate K-Tracker.
17:44I'm back.
17:45I'm turning back on to 8 Mile.
17:46But now that I know right where it's at, I know where to turn.
17:49So I'm going to be back over there in a second.
17:51I had asked Jason to send me an address, but that got complicated for him.
17:54Yeah, you want to turn right by Fantastic Fruits.
17:57You want to turn right by Fantastic Fruits.
18:00That's on the opposite side of the street.
18:02Yeah.
18:02Yeah, yeah.
18:03Your directions weren't exactly super helpful.
18:06Yeah.
18:06If you hit the deaf church, you've gone too far.
18:09Yeah, I didn't see the deaf church.
18:12Okay.
18:12If I saw the sign right, now that I know where Hot Tamales is at, ironically.
18:17Oh, yeah.
18:17So I'm a...
18:18And that's a strip club.
18:20Yeah.
18:20That's a strip club.
18:21I'm turning on to Cheyenne now.
18:23Okay, yeah.
18:24Yeah, I don't see an entrance to it off of Cheyenne.
18:27You said that's the address, eh?
18:29Yeah.
18:29Yeah.
18:30Yeah, there's no entrance here.
18:32All right, I'm going to hang on.
18:34Do you have to go into the neighborhood and take that little road right there?
18:40It looks like it's on Ward.
18:42It's on Ward.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Oh, okay.
18:46I don't think this place is open, to be honest with you.
18:49But hang on.
18:50That's what he says.
18:51Uh-huh.
18:52Meanwhile, the car's sparkling.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Probably too early.
18:55By the way, I'm sitting on a lawn chair.
18:57They're washing my car.
18:58Oh, yeah, exactly.
19:00Exactly.
19:00Nice job, boys.
19:02More sons.
19:04Oh, my.
19:06Never been more relaxed.
19:11Every car wash with a happy ending.
19:14It's called, uh, hang on.
19:17Oh, Jen.
19:19Jen, you swore, you jackass.
19:21He's trying to find this twink wash.
19:23I'm trying to find a twink wash.
19:25He's talking about pressure.
19:27My God.
19:28Give me a break, Dave.
19:29Stop it.
19:30Sorry, sorry.
19:31I, well, I almost got hit by a semi-truck.
19:34Oh, my God.
19:35Never mind.
19:36You're talking about a crazy mission.
19:37He's almost died.
19:38He's in the side streets.
19:39Trying to find this gay twink wash.
19:44How did he die?
19:45He's trying to find the hetero twink wash.
19:47Hetero.
19:48Yeah.
19:48Gay hetero.
19:49Try explaining that.
19:50Twink wash with.
19:51Chuck and I give the eulogy.
19:53Oh, my God.
19:54He died doing what he loves.
19:59So, the actual name of it, at least it's what's on the building, is 84 Elite Car Wash.
20:06What?
20:07Oh, so it's not even Chris and Sammy's anymore?
20:09It doesn't have the van?
20:10Because of the picture we're looking at, it says Chris and Sammy Car Wash right at the...
20:14It's painted.
20:16It's a green and blue garage door.
20:19I don't think this place is in service anymore.
20:22Oh.
20:23Oh, wow.
20:24Yeah, because this, it is blue and gray.
20:28Oh.
20:29Yeah, blue and green.
20:30Blue and greenish gray.
20:31Yeah, something like that.
20:31Yeah, there's gray and green.
20:33Yeah, yeah.
20:33They have a Facebook page.
20:36Oh, they do?
20:37Got it.
20:38Yeah, it's still open?
20:39Should I sit and wait and see if I can get a car wash?
20:41No.
20:41Oh, my God.
20:42No, they don't think they've been open since 21.
20:44Oh, they closed down years ago?
20:46Why is it still on the map?
20:49Well, these things live on Google longer than they're open sometimes.
20:53That's true.
20:54Yeah, no, this place definitely does not look open.
20:58That guy in the story, he did that car wash down.
21:00I saw it, actually, when I was coming over at Greenfield on the 8 Mile.
21:03There's a big car wash down there.
21:05So that's probably where he found his twinks.
21:08Probably.
21:10Okay.
21:10Oh, yeah, so the strip club is literally right next door.
21:14Oh, yeah, that's how it looks now.
21:15Yeah, that's how it looks now.
21:17Yep, it's the van's gone.
21:19The cool van's gone.
21:20The Chris and Sammy's thing is gone.
21:23Someone bought it.
21:24Someone bought this.
21:25What about the Deaf Church?
21:26Well, they're not doing anything with it.
21:28No.
21:28What's going on here?
21:29Well, no.
21:30I mean, I don't know.
21:31You guys want me to pop in and grab you a couple tamales for breakfast?
21:35He does.
21:36A.K.A. strippers?
21:37Yeah, we're okay, man.
21:39I'd love the Google car to go driving by right now, and it's just Ken on the Google match
21:43forever between car wash.
21:46It's so funny.
21:47The best.
21:48I can't believe it was called that, though, at one time.
21:51It had to be called that.
21:52It had to be.
21:53Yeah, we are.
21:54Well, yeah, it was at some point.
21:55Well, we're sorry we couldn't get heterosexual twink men to wash your car today, Ken.
22:01Oh, man, that sucks.
22:01You'll have to settle for me in the parking lot.
22:03Jason will be in the parking lot with a bucket.
22:05I needed a car wash.
22:05Yeah, I needed a car wash.
22:07Jason's got you.
22:08He'll be out there.
22:09I got my booty shorts on right now.
22:12If you guys need to know how to navigate the neighborhoods behind this place, I'm getting
22:16pretty good at it.
22:16That's good.
22:17That's good.
22:18Be safe.
22:18Straight guy, Ken, live from the twink streets.
22:21Oh, wow.
22:22Thank you, Ken.
22:23Oh, man, so they sold it.
22:26Yeah.
22:26Yeah.
22:27They sold it.
22:28But it's still listed like that on...
22:29Forever.
22:30I hope it stays like that forever.
22:31I never want it to change.
22:33Because I have the number for 84 Elite, but if you said it closed years ago...
22:38I don't know.
22:39Just be like, want to let you know you're listed as the twink wall.
22:42Do you want to let them know?
22:43That might have stopped.
22:44That might have hurt business, you know?
22:46That might have hurt business a bit.
22:48When you're like, yeah, just it's this address, and then you type that in, and it's
22:52says that it is a twink wash?
22:55Or it led to some weird interactions.
22:57Oh, boy.
22:58You're right.
22:59I'm here for the twink wash.
23:00What?
23:01Come on in.
23:03Eventually, you're just like, well, this is what we got to do.
23:05I'm going to jerk dudes off.
23:07We want to make it.
23:11Business is business.
23:12Yeah, luckily, Ken did not get killed searching for the twink wash.
23:15That would have been hard to explain to his family.
23:18It would have.
23:18Yeah.
23:19It would have felt pretty bad about that.
23:20Why was he at the twink wash?
23:22Oh, well, he had a whole side you didn't know about.
23:24Yeah.
23:27Oh, my God.
23:28He loved a good twink.
23:29Oh, that'd be diabolical to not really tell the truth about it, but to just let it.
23:34He went there for gay sex.
23:35We're sorry to tell you.
23:37All the time.
23:38It's right.
23:38The ultimate joke.
23:40Right until the end.
23:41Yeah.
23:42Yeah.
23:43Yeah.
23:44Yeah.
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